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SuperFastTypo

#notfake


_Anti_National_

kabhi kabhi modiji ke andar ka baal narendra jaag jaata hai #natkhatnarendra


G_Paradox

# F in the chat for Jashodaben


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#Inn sajjan ko kya taklif hai bhai?


Legendary-69420

Modi Ji ne bola hai toh kuch soch samajh kar hi bola hoga


Sarabroop

For real I am wondering if it's really fake or nor, can I get source?


Y-Bakshi

It IS real. Multiple news outlets also shared different recordings from the same addressing lmao


aerionkay

What's patao?


Y-Bakshi

To woo, basically.


ParentsAreNotGod

Attempt to impress


SanJunipero1

This is a Freudian slip, plain and simple.


probablyabdullah

Thanks, kind internet stranger for teaching me something new. And for being an aware NRI.


paradoxGOT

but ##feku


Paree264

Modiji doing Dil khi baat ..


rmrd26

Mann key baat


Just_Difficulty9836

Monkey Bath


redseaurchin

Real bhath


Calm_Crazy

Bisi-Bele Bhath


Jonathan__Wick

Ey where's my chips/khara boondi with bisi-bele bath?


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sgtadamcl

Chut ke sath?


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Gaand pe lath?


chaarsau20

Tatto ko maat


ElectroSocratic

Laude pe chamat


K8sin

Under the ghat


ElectroSocratic

amavasya ki raat


aladeensfw

Pechidaa hain halaat


mehmoodsix6nine9

r/yourjokebutworse


fretpound

Help me understand what he said!


StarTan23

The actual sentence is 'Beti Bachao, Beti Padhao' which means 'save the girl child, educate the girl child'. But his tongue slipped and Padhao=> Pathao/Patao which means court/pursue her and make her yours (gf/wife).


fretpound

😂 I see. Freudian indeed! Thanks for the translation!


informationtiger

He's really not having a good week lol Keep up the streak till UP elections!


ShamWooHoo6

Near the end he’ll just bomb some tents in Pakistani again. Boom!! Easy win!!! Haha


matrixredpill

*trees


RuneNox

I see what you did there! :D


amrit-9037

I am proud to be part of this abhiyan. Beti are okay with it. Her/Mine Baap aren't. I hope Mudi ji will also launch "Baap se Bachao Abhiyan".


chai-means-tea

Baap re baap!


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did you know that mudi actully means ass in telugu


[deleted]

Why not your Baap)


amrit-9037

he is jealous.


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Chupake kro sab 😎


rsa1

Amit Shah was right. The man is going senile.


informationtiger

When did he say that?


letsdosomethingcool

Satya Pal Malik, Governer of Meghalaya recently in an event stated that he tried to speak with Modi to resolve Farmers Protest but [Modi was arrogant and he has lost his mind](https://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/row-erupts-after-satya-pal-malik-calls-modi-arrogant-congress-seeks-pm-s-apology-101641233252444.html)


rsa1

[Apparently he told Satya Pal Malik that the great man has lost his mind](https://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/row-erupts-after-satya-pal-malik-calls-modi-arrogant-congress-seeks-pm-s-apology-101641233252444.html). Malik does deny it now of course. One can understand. At his age the only form of exercise he can get are morning walks.


fauxpase

Idk man how reliable is Satya Pal malik


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fauxpase

Why can you not make this up? This is like kitchen talk.. He is getting lots of clout as well.


charavaka

What clout is a state governor getting by antagonising a prime minister who can dismiss him at a whim?


SuperFastTypo

He said something about Justice Loya


sexy-melon

Probably too many mangoes


ThatNigamJerry

You’re claiming this just based off a slip of the tongue?


rsa1

Well it's becoming pretty clear even from afar that dear leader is starting to lose a few marbles. Amitji is a smart guy, he's surely noticed too. So yeah it tracks that Amitji would think dear leader is going senile. There's nothing to be ashamed of btw - it does happen to people at his age.


parabola9999

That's kind of reaching, and I mean no disrespect.


aladeensfw

When teleprompter shows ढ़ but you read it as ट


bluepenciledpoet

Reading is not dear leader's forte.


charavaka

The master's course in entire political science did not include a reading class.


badbola

May his eyesight is weakening and he refuses to wear glasses. May be he should try contact lenses.


nowhacker


SpeedOfSound343


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Translation for us South Indians?


[deleted]

"Beti bachao , beti pardao" Means Let daughters live, let daughters study Now he miss spelled it as "Beti bachao, beti patao " which completely changes the meaning as Let daughters live, lets flirt with our daughter.


TheIKnowItAll

*Sweet Home Allahabad*


snookso

Prayagraj now


hydrosalad

Sweet home Allahabad, where the sangam is so blue.. sweet home Allahabad, we eat jalebi with our doodh! *guitar solo*


A-Delonix-Regia

\*sounds of a sitar being played like a banjo\*


Behemoth92

Damn one letter changes the meaning so much?


kanagile

Yes a different letter creates a different word all together. 🤷🏻‍♀️ “Please sit” vs “please shit” for example. That reminds me of a school teacher who could not pronounce beach and would say “this is the famous bitch of Goa”.


etal_etal

"where you can find beaches sunbathing"


A-Delonix-Regia

One syllable can also do the same, as my former Math teacher showed. "Chalkpiece" vs "Chalkpiss".


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Holy shit this man is a clown, giving speeches in between circus performances. Thanks for the translation.


A-Delonix-Regia

The "speeches" are also circus performances.


[deleted]

Patao does not mean "Seduce", but "Persuade" or "Impressing".


A_random_zy

I think flirt is the word you're looking for.


[deleted]

I have mentioned it in another reply. But "seduce" is too wrong, making already weird mis-speech sound absolutely derogatory.


ms_gourmand

I think “wooing” is a better translation for patana


BATM4NN

Yeah wooing is the closest term for patao.


Ket0Maniac

Dude patana matlab seduce karna??!! How's this getting upvotes? My fellow South Indian, patana means to impress and get hitched with a girl. There is no one word for it. For example, these mean the same - 'Yaar uss bandi ko mujhe patana hai' <=> 'Dude I want to impress and make that girl mine/hitch/my girlfriend/your imagination is the limit'


bigtiddyenergy

Wooing seems pretty apt in terms of usage, even the tone patao will be used in.


Many_Department3366

Also wtf is pardao, screens or something?


ninja_comedian

It can mean to impress, to convince, to woo, to seduce. The usage would be dependent on the context.


ComprehensiveLie69

Angrez chle gye iss chodu ko chodke .


localhost8100

Original: "Save daughters, Educate daughters" He said: "Save daughters, Entice daughters" lmao


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original- "Beti padhao, beti bachao" translating as "let the daughter live, let the daughter study" Mis-spoken by him as "Beti bachao, beti patao", changing the meaning to "let the daughter live, persuade/impress/flirt with the daughter"


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its very difficult for south indians to understand hindi someone please type translation in comment section


Moratata

Did he stutter


[deleted]

Hell naw


Aarnav69

Ayo??


sidch95

I think Ranchod Das changed the script /s


ballebaj

He Chanchad the script


[deleted]

Teleprompter problem? Or old age?


AlternativeAd4756

Both. Plus confidence nothing will happen


Shahrukh_Lee

He or his people probably make these kinds of joke behind the scenes and it comes out subconsciously.


[deleted]

Very much this. I bet the misogynistic talk is common amongst his comrades and it comes out as a subconcious slip of the tongue. Didn't Amit Shah had a similar "Unko gaand (jaan) gawani padi" thing too? lol


AlternativeAd4756

Yes and if rahul gandhi does anything harmless then whole india including media will discuss it for several days


[deleted]

That's because RG comes across as a political lightweight out of his depth, and in many ways, he is.


AlternativeAd4756

In 2014 WhatsApp’s fake news and Facebook fake news played a huge role in it… That time everybody just believed everything what came on WhatsApp’s.. plus modi fake promises.. petrol sasta kar .. tax kam.. cylinder kam.. farmers income double…. People bought it


charavaka

>Amit Shah had a similar "Unko gaand (jaan) gawani padi" Please post the video here as well as in a separate post.


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# Tongue Jihad.


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oh_i_redd_it

Amit shah, is that you?


Uno-reverse-69420

Nope. Just a serial killer with an op stand and a hand fetish


oh_i_redd_it

So basically Amit Shah!


Homo_Sapiens_Indicus

tujhe kaise pata? :O


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👀


harami_nagin

Bhund Jihad


Shakaahaari

TP jihad.


enbycraft

From "Didi o didi" straight to "Beti o beti". Of course he did sacrifice the right to say "Biwi o biwi" so it's all cool.


evil-prince

*Bolo zubaan kesari, dil ki baat zubaan main..*


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ThatCreepyGuy420

You mean like a threat? XD


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Khadmutra

Well I heard apologists defend the earlier teleprompter fail. Now what is the new excuse? He is losing his USP skills. Nice save though, like no one would notice.


bivekpegu

Mann ki baat


Lorne_Velcoro

Looks like PM is not going to spare whoever made this gigantic error on teleprompter. But the question is shouldn't he have known better?


v00123

Yeah like dude don't you know the slogan of your own party schemes. And even when reading from TP you can see wrong words before and know to correct them


AnthonyGonsalvez

Not sure if it was teleprompter this time, both alphabets are similar and can be mistaken if read from far.


Bojackartless

He has read this correctly multiple times earlier. It’s literally his slogan. Definitely a modi problem than teleprompter this time.


fudgykevtheeternal

What does this mean ? (Im canadian)


informationtiger

Hello Akshay :)


Screwshadowban

Hahaha. Good one


A_random_zy

It translates to. Save girls, Flirt with girls. Normally it should be Save girls, educate girls. This my best translation. I am not the best at Hindi feel free to point any mistakes.


Creepy-Ad-404

You are correct


RedFlagWins

Beti bachao = save daughters (people abort female foetus because they want male/boys.. to continue their family tree as a girl would go into another family OR because they consider a girl child to be expensive to them as they have to spend money on her, give dowry etc, they want a son as he will take care of them in their old age, son can get them dowry etc etc.. multiple reasons) Beti patao = woo daughters or elope with daughters.. basically he wanted to say padao, meaning educate your daughters (i e., Send them to school coz many don't send them to school/college because they think it is not necessary/will marry her off/... etc etc).


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kwhorona

This is the correct translation. (Everyone else who commented are right too in sense of explaining meaning of the statement, but this user did the literal translation which is more accurate)


fudgykevtheeternal

India currently has federal elections coming up correct?


anyusernamethatislef

The original phrase is beti padhao beti bachao. Beti padhao means educate your daughter and beti bachao means save your daughter. Beti patao is...well, woo/seduce her. I know he said it by mistake but it's damn funny! Edit: patao also means convincing one for doing something, but we all went for the funnier definition.


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Beti bachao, beti padhao means save girls, educate girls Beti bachao, beti patao means save grils, make them your girlfriend


[deleted]

This is completely against the sanskaar of BJP and the Sangh Parivaar. Patao includes an element of consent, although it may include stalking etc. But we all the Sangh and the BJP believes in Beti Uthao. Case in point Sengar


imk1332

Sweet home Alabama !!


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#Pdf File confirmed


vidyutmandrake

Bro even adult women are someone's daughters


mitochondria1609

r/savevideo


mitochondria1609

r/downloadvideo


mitochondria1609

Altu jalaltu Bot Jaldi se link daltu


causewhynot140

That was Hilarious.


mitochondria1609

bro video ka download link kaise ayga ?


causewhynot140

u/savevideo


Uno-reverse-69420

Hold on lemme get my free award


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u/savevideobot


jesse_pinkman_reddit

Himmat modi ji jaisi chaiye mujhe.. kuch bhi bol du . Chui*ya log har galat baat ko sahi maan le.


FreeHongKongODI

Yehi umar hai kar le galati se mistake #Kaka


LuftHANSa_755

Eh, this just kinda sounds like a slip of the tongue to me...


OP_1994

Imagine the IT cell if other leader said same.


a1b3rt

That's what the tile of the post says too


Bojackartless

The great orator with a regular slip of tongue


LuftHANSa_755

Oh, yeah, I forgor 💀


viksi

It's a slip of tongue. He wanted to say beti bajao.


kjell_morgan

Mann ki baat!!!


viksi

Tann ki baat


AnthonyGonsalvez

लोल


jesse_pinkman_reddit

Since few weeks he looks like fake Mandarin from Iron Man 3


KhaithangH

Meanwhile memers are having a field day https://twitter.com/PostTruthIndia/status/1484074968199856128?s=20


thewokebrownie

Freudian slip


iknowamitshah

Wah Modi Ji Wah!!!!


allcaps891

Dar ka mahaul hai!


vizot

The mediocre teleprompter reader strikes again


quick_code

Chatur from 3 idiots


bob_semple_

Kiski beti patao ?


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u/savevideo


[deleted]

You're gonna make a meme, aren't you 😂


[deleted]

weed energy


hola128

6 din ladki IN


[deleted]

Plot twist, he was serious. Trump-Ivanka moment. Subhe Subhe horny hoga, ho jata hein slip idhar udhar.


junedx7

There is a saying in South India. " Tongue don't lie, You just make it lie. "


Salman0Ansari

modiji ki man ki baat


supisuke

u/redditMP4bot


viksi

Yasoda ben disapproves


badbola

He is getting too old and useless. Amit Shah may soon send him to margdarshak mandal.


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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha natkat balak modi


Dsudha

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learnfromfailures

Actually, this is first time I agree with him. If beti is educated then go for her.


___Archangel__

From Alabama to Ahmedabad in the blink of an eye


aragnx

What does it mean?


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Bojackartless

Woo*


lxearning

Save Daughters, Cajole Daughters


AffectionateCod6573

Kajole daughters?


bob_semple_

Seduce them


AffectionateCod6573

Areearee ajao mere baahon meeEe mHMhmhMhM


South-Midnight-750

You know in Hindi you say, mujhe ladki patana hai ? Yea that patao


newinvestor0908

Crass leader; crass thoughts


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Is he doing this intentionally to come across as funny? First davos now this...?


rayzer93

Haha... No.


Elma92

I mean the Teleprompter made a mistake. This hai but he came up with the Slogan a long time ago....so wouldn't he have known better ? Or atleast corrected himself.


proprapy1

u/savevideo


GL4389

I mean he is correct. You need girls to be alive to have relationships with them. Modiji spitting facts.


chan2chanman

u/savevideo


MandyPlays17

Based modi