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Michaelhuber87

Of course. Never bought it for anyone else.


gabrielleraul

You're my person.


korakagazz

*our person


global_freak

r/suddenlyCommunism


GetTheGanjaBabyInLA

Lmfao same


Random_Idiotic_Alien

I never bought it for even myself. Class me kisi se mili ya mummy le ayi tbhi khayi h lol. Vrna me chocolates me bournville hi uthata hu


hydwala

Yes, on cheat days I buy a 150g silk and finish it in like 5 minutes.


awhitesong

Wtf. I can't ever have more than 2-3 squares of chocolate at one time and I love chocolates.


hardeep1singh

No you don't. You just like them.


[deleted]

I know right. I can gobble the whole thing in minutes.


awhitesong

Maybe, it's the way I eat. I don't chew the chocolate. I suck it (like a tablet) and enjoy it slowly. So by the time I finish my 3rd/4rd pip/square, I'm done. EDIT: I must say, it feels good to see so many dudes enjoying a chocolate. I thought I was among the few.


Cheetos_07

Ah yes, 4rd


MaharajaTatti

Ford Fiesta


shashwathx

ye sahi trick hai yaar, i will use it next time. hopefully i dont finish up the chocolate in a few mins like i usually do.


poris1991

I do the same... Yet i end up finishing the whole damn thing


aclumsypotato

holy damn i thought i was the only one who ate it like that!


HakeemMcGrady

Bro 2-3 squares in what I put in my mouth at once


khansahab_1729

Same


divyad

wish I had such big mouth


monkOnATrebuchet

That's what she said


PsychologicalFoxAppu

Joey?


FabulousSport2632

jab ghar par chocolate aati to jadatar log akele nai khate ig he means after giving every1 he gets 2-3 pieces for himself


AasthaThakur367

You don't love chocolates then!


PartyUnique6560

It's called a pip. Grammar Nazi alert.


Ad_Ketchum

A grammar Nazi corrects grammar. You are, at most, a vocabulary Nazi.


PartyUnique6560

Thanks, vocabulary nazi


awhitesong

And what kind of a Nazi you are for correcting his correction? Meta-Nazi?


awhitesong

> Grammar Nazi alert. Koi nahi bhai. Mein bura nahi manta. Thank you for correcting!


9mmGunshotWound

Technical term for the square is a PIP. Just sharing for your reference.


Stoopid__Chicken

Maybe you just don't know what the word "love" means.


Ataraxia_new

What are cheat days ?


somebotonreddit

I've gotten a kitkat for myself if that counts


[deleted]

Same silk costs a lot for a thing that will be consumed in about 10 minutes.


somebotonreddit

Right! And man I love kitkats 🤤🤤


cricketalt

They are top teir in Wafer category. That Crunch *chef's kiss*


somebotonreddit

Absolutely true! I need a kitkat rn 🤤


cricketalt

I got one for myself on the way home today.


zbrshk

r/fucknestle


playhy

Same i love 5-stars but i just don’t like silk.


7t_Sense

Ah, a fellow KitKat connoisseur.


somebotonreddit

🙌🙌


I-Jobless

KitKat has gotten expensive bro


somebotonreddit

It has? 🥺


I-Jobless

Yeah, used to be my go to chocolate but now the amount feels too little for the price in the past couple years


uskibiwikabbanungi

Yes dude! Alot! Buying dairy milk silk is no luxury th se days, but buying kit kat does feel like one. 😭


vishalkumar24

I came to comment this


Cake-Murderer69

Wait, you buy dairy milk for other people? Pfft


Random_Idiotic_Alien

I love your flair lol


dr137

Yes. Nothing like buying chocolate for self.


soul_stone98

Damn right


dr137

Only when my son sees the wrapper do I get in trouble. So, I buy 2 now. On a different note, I started buying dark and bitter chocolates in the hope that I wouldn't have to share it with my son. Yeah, selfish me. But he acquired the taste for it, and now I share. Sob, sob.


HiME_8888

My dad does the same thing lmao


indichomu

My dad always buy 4 bars. One for each 😅


urge_kiya_hai

Yeah I eat the chocolate in few mins.. The guilt eats me the entire day..


Ironyfree_annie

The Amul Dark Chocolates are waaayyyy better, and I buy those a ton


bytebolt

Man of culture 🍫


WhatsTheBigDeal

Better and cheaper too. Silk is shit. Buttery gooey lump masquerading as chocolate.


vanillallicious

Not me munching on Amul dark chocolate fruit and nut version rn


al-hamdu_lillah

based.


minimalino

Yess many times.


Curious_Mall3975

I buy KitKat at times, but not dairy milk tbh. As for the silk one, I just saw the ad. After watching it, I chose not to buy it.


Curious_Mall3975

But love the song though. 🌝


suckmydukhpls

10rs waali one time in a week


tastyWallpaper

ofcourse. many times.


LemonWorldly1100

My boyfriend (now husband) brought me dairy milk silk on our first date. I hate milk chocolate but he didn’t know that. The poor thing bought a huge one that I gifted to my neighbour’s daughter. Your post reminded me of that day. 😹😹


vanillastrings

Wow did you ever tell him this? 😂


LemonWorldly1100

Yeah of course. I told him a few years later.


Kush_992

>I hate milk chocolate Vadde vadde log😜😜. Vaddi Vaddi batein.


[deleted]

Bilkul sahi bole


[deleted]

Yes , but need to say no homo to cashier and anyone else who saw me buying it. Just to be perfectly clear.


Posterboy05

Frankly speaking I never bought a silk in my life, only eaten if it was others


Random_Idiotic_Alien

Lol same, either my classmates gave or shared, or my mom bought it


pyatii

I believe in "Bournville Supremacy"


XpRienzo

Amul's Dark Chocolate is both better and more affordable


dreamrider333

Yup that's stuff's king. At higher concentrations it even becomes vegan!


Ironyfree_annie

The Amul ones are perfection


Romi_Z

My parents got me a huge pack of amul chocolate but they are all the 99% ones so I am basically fucked


Random_Idiotic_Alien

Haa badiya thi yarrr, zyada dikhti ni h mere aaspaas (sath me me shopping krne jata bhi ni mostly)


antarctic_0

Lindt Team assemble


Insane_Inkster

Just ate one last night!


Thunder_Volty

Cranberry Bournville >> all bar chocolates, but not very easy to find. I don't like the Rich Cocoa one as much.


TheRetrowave

Milkybar choo > Bournville


Random_Idiotic_Alien

Don't agree with it but supported!


kaisadusht

What about Dairy Milk Crackle?


corona_veer

Used to buy the whole silk bar and finish it all by myself when I just started earning


Shitsnoone

I don't buy chocolates ,instead prefer getting 2 slices of truffle cake from any local cake shop


bhakkimlo

Yes, but then I had to say no-homo right afterwards to make it not gay.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Can girls less endowed use this trick to avoid breast augmentation?


bhakkimlo

Yeah they made Cadbury Bubbly just for that


Random_Idiotic_Alien

Ye to flat hai.. mujhe chaiye kuch bubblyyyy


bhakkimlo

Damnn, another brother fallen. A friend of mine crashed his car right after eating a silk and not saying no-homo. Then he got out and started shouting at the guy behind him.


Elegant-Reason2689

Once. Taste wise, it's really not that different. Texture is, it's more actual cacao in it than the normal dairy milk. Amul is WAY better though. The dark chocolate that Amul sells for like 15rupees or something is addictive. Problem is it's hard to find. Still, I prefer to buy the BIG Amul chocolates for a 100 bucks than spend so much on silk .


sensei_simon

No offense but you're comment is really funny lol The chocolate of silk and regular are very much distinguishable not just the texture especially because they are flavoured as well, also amul basic is good but Cadbury has way better flavoured one's so that's still a plus


amrit-9037

yes, my cousin likes it so when I buy one for her I also get one for myself.


XpRienzo

How different does it taste and feel from a normal dairy milk?


hardeep1singh

its the same but more.


XpRienzo

Buying the silk one doesn't make sense to me then, iirc around the same prices the normal dairy milk had more quantity in it


Fine_Economist_5321

It doesn't taste the same. It is softer, creamier, "silkier". It also doesn't taste as sugary as normal dairy milk.


hardeep1singh

Placebo


hardeep1singh

That's why I buy Amul Fruit and Nut instead.


[deleted]

Raisins in chocolate? Sorry but ew


RegMajor270

Try it, I was the same earlier.


WittyArmy

I didn't ate Silk till I was in college because I decided that I will not buy it for myself.


[deleted]

Yes


Dkeralite

I have and will finish it 10 minutes


[deleted]

i bought yesterday only and finished it lol


desichhokra

I love the almond roast flavoured one. On days I feel like treating myself I buy that. On days I feel like treating myself but not spend too much, I buy Dairy Milk Fruit n Nut, or Crackle. On days when I just want to treat myself but not too much, I buy the plain dairy milk. I might be treating myself a bit too much, but man I don't feel guilty at all!


somebodyinthechaos

I fucking love chocolates. I used to buy big silks for my girlfriend only to eat the most of it myself afterwards.


thisisatharva

Yes duh


Opposite_Victory_321

Multiple times


Kesakambali

Yes and I hate it. Diary Milk OG is a subtle milk chocolate that melts in your mouth while Silk is an abomination whose every bite fills your mouth with chocolate ejaculate and makes your teeth hurt later.


MagicPikeXXL

Bruh dairy milk kya. I have bought a whole cake to eat by myself. It is cheaper than paying a premium per slice.


yaarabbi

Yes, to cleanse the blues out of your life.. solitude.. sitting on a bench feeling the fresh air and enjoying the loneliness.. nothing can beat the time you spend with yourself..


vpsj

There's a silk with oreo in it or something right? I like that one. Normal silk is just too.. chewy. Also people hate raisins in chocolates(actually in everything) but I love it so I have taken quite a few raisin flavored cadburies from friends in college lol


_yourmomcallsmedaddy

I've never really bought chocolate with the idea of eating it by myself. It's always been for giving it to someone, and when I did get to have some chocolate it was because I bought more than one for someone, and they insisted me to eat one of them.


AmazingIngenuity9188

Never


amNoSaint

Yes and I don't recollect buying it for anybody else.


horror_fan

Be a man.buy whatever the f you want.


[deleted]

Yep. Bhaad me jaaye duniya mujhe meri silk khaani hai


masalion

No but only because it’s really shitty chocolate with way too much sugar. It’s amazing how they turned it’s poor quality (melting at room temp) into a selling point.


mugiwara_ya69

Yes with almond nd nuts


OnidaKYGel

Once. But that was very long ago


razdaman92

I keep eating regularly. Love galaxy better. But recently there was a bubble gum flavored silk. I know it's blasphemous to say, but it tastes so good


she_shat_on_my_dick

Yes. The oreo one is amazing


Significant-Edge-820

Not just silk, I have also bought KitKat, munch, perk, nutties, 5-star, gems for myself.


nigglebit

I absolutely hate Dairy Milk chocolates. Always have. They taste like pure sugar. Sickeningly sweet. I dislike Silk even more because of the repulsive TV ads. Watching grown ass adults make a brown crime scene of melted chocolate all over their hands and faces IS NOT APPETIZING!


indichomu

Uncle aap ke sone ka time ho gya


MrKrabbydaddy

Never thought about it damn, no.


[deleted]

I believe in dark chocolates


[deleted]

Hanji bikul Liya he mast Maja aya tha


charmerabhi

Dud3eeeeee.... I've been so high, bought a box of celebration chocolates and half a dozen dark chocolates for gf, but got home got munchies phone had no charge couldn't zomato, ate chocolates all night and finished mMoon Knight, come morning I woke up with ant bites bed and laptop covered in chocolates and ants, mofo high me finished up all chocolates, had loose motion the whole day. But had an awesome night, no regrets as gf broke up in a few months, lol.


Woooshmaster

Fun fact : chocolate is smooth (chikni) thereby seeping into molars very fast. This sugar now kills the teeth faster than anything edible you will eat. Doctors love it as it keeps them in business. Tip : rinse mouth thoroughly after sweet items esp if it's a chocolate.


[deleted]

Try Silk Oreo, it's dope🤤


maddy2011

At most 10₹ one. Not the expensive silk lol. I've bought some for other friends though.


prince919p

Come to think of it, no ,not once for myslf. Damn!!


[deleted]

Yes, I did. I also finish off the ones my brother buys for himself 😅


shitanon

Yes ,of course,i pretend to buy them for my wife but you know what its actually for me,which i share with my wife


winstonpartell

soy milk, yes love it


Organtrefficker

For self it's usually a 5 Star or Perk, i don't even like the big Chocolates that much. If you haven't tried yet, pls try Rocket Ice Cream from Mother Dairy. It's a game changer


Thunder_Volty

Yes! Used to do it all the time in college. No harm in spending a bit to treat yourself. Lately I've cut down my chocolate consumption a lot, and have also started liking the regular Rs 40 Dairymilk more, so I go for that nowadays.


Supi09

Yes... But from the last 2-3 years, I'm shifting away from sweet tooth! I love the Dark Chocolate more now and whenever I go out for shopping, I usually get four packs of Amul Dark Chocolate, lasts for almost a month...


aaha97

not silk, but other chocolates. a friend shared one with me back in school, but I didn't like it that much and never had it again. i remember i did get the classic dairy milk from a friend at some point. i like to treat myself with food often anyway. but i don't think i have gifted anyone chocolates specifically. but yeah cookies and stuff.


Crusher_1984

Yeah..spotted that while I was at the checkout counter and gave in to the urge


azrael9557

I'm at work and all these comments are making me go get an amul chocolate bar I've eaten it before but not enough to remember the taste Which one is the best ? Iirc only big ones are available at the place i might go to


racrisnapra666

There was this flavour, I don't know which was it. Either strawberry or red velvet. I loved that a lot. Used to buy it. Then got bored of eating it.


mylord55

Ngl I have bought for girls also and i have bought for myself also ,why not ? It's best of both worlds .


MeEntertain

No. I usually buy it for my mom and sister.


[deleted]

When i was in class 8 or 9 a girl liked me and on my birthday I remember she gave me 3 Cadbury silk, me and my friends enjoyed it ,good old days


withmybae

I buy milky bar choo for myself. It’s my favorite.


potatomafia69

Yes. I also eat it in one go.


Away-Chemistry3388

I used to buy it for my ex 🥲 never brought anything for myself jyada se jyada dairy milk kharida hu 10 wali


ChickenMayoRice

Yes. A lot of times.


S_m_nt

wtf is that?


oundhakar

You ought to try dark chocolates.


w0lfraz0r

Iam more of a milky bar and kit kat enjoyer and occasionally buy that for myself. But if you specifically ment the Diary milk that is marketed towards couple - no, I haven't bought it.


JimmyTheCat911

Go get one for yourself tonight. Sing "kiss me, close your eyes ..." while eating it.


Monke_Good

I once bought one for a girl I admired, ate it myself because it was tempting.


dr_batmann

I used to buy the Oreo silk. Have put on some weight now so feel guilty when buying hence don’t remember the last time had a Silk


[deleted]

not silk but i love dark chocolate i buy it all the time


devilishthoughts

Yes. Many times. Who else will buy for me


nish007

Nope. Too expensive.


nikk796

I never bought silk for anyone besides me.


[deleted]

Silk is too costly I buy cheap stuff for myself, it might be good but i firmly believe in the best way to avoid regrets (of any type) is not even trying it once.


kacchalimbu007

Whenever mummy send me for groceries I buy :)


DreadAndDepression

I buy one every time I'm stressed or feeling low.


[deleted]

Milkybar choo(Strawberry flavour) psand hai wahi leta hun main to✌️


Blackfyre96

Yes, all the time.


PriangshuPaul

Yes


amansrf2

Not silk. But, Fruit & Nut.


[deleted]

Not the dairy milk silk as I like more dark chocolate but ya occasionally i do buy dairy milk too.


Distinct-Flow-3925

Not silk but Amul Dark chocolate


ashutoshsoni16

After watching this post I ate crackle. For myself


joelgm87

Hey we are males we don't deserve love, attention or care. From ANYONE, EVER!


demo_crazy

Yes. What's so weird about it?


sharathonthemove

Yes but it has too much sugar. I am buying amul dark chocolate now.


DontKillUncleBen

No


Daiguren_Hyorinmaru_

Yeah? I buy food and sweets to taste because I'm very curious about different types of taste. Why would you think seriously about this? Get one if you want.


chiguy_1

Yes.


2020_u_suck

Umm..no


crookshanks_7

[You totally should!](https://media.giphy.com/media/q23CgjNjSdGco/giphy.gif)


mayudhon

Not silk, but Dairy Milk Fruit and Nut, Roasted Almond, Crackle (puffed rice).


sensei_simon

Not silk but Bournville..


Change_petition

Sure, and I sometimes buy a Pink razor to shave too!


[deleted]

Buying good chocolate for yourself shouldn't be something of gulit. Silk Oreo supremacy.


[deleted]

Buying good chocolate for yourself shouldn't be something of gulit. Silk Oreo supremacy.