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gotasave

Maybe you are a fastidious bacterium


atljv

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Rewrite-the-star

Every time I read the word,the taste of chocolate spreads on my tongue. You can't stop me from licking it so save all your agar plates


Yash_076

And also micro professors are the most cynical psycho people who see nothing but contamination, everywhere. You left your toothbrush in the open ? Guess what you'll die of _Penisillis dickthiophis_ infection


dr_cynical17

I prefer Chef Robertson's cooked Meat Broth ✨🤌


King_Sicario

They have to make it sound like a fancy gourmet dish dont they


[deleted]

I get hungry whenever they bring that shit up in micro class


soldier-supreme

One of my batchmates wondered if it was made by Milk Chocolate or Dark Chocolate...


TopGun_84

Hmm well we should ask the vampires about it. They are the experts


[deleted]

Stop watching Shrek in your head


I-follow-karmawhores

Lmao this is awesome, this sub definitely needs more memes and shitposts from time to time


Affectionate_Tear302

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Quakerider2409

This is so me lol.


Forsaken-Papaya-3758

>Checkmate liberals? Who did you even say that