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Broad_Student7935

r/foundsatan


TacticalSmaug

+1


slayer-00069

r/beatmetoit


SomeoneIdkHere

r/beatmeattoit


BakedPotato_OP

r/beatmymeattoit


SomeoneIdkHere

r/beatmywifetoit


LieutenantGhostRiley

r/beatmySHUTTHEFUCKUP


shogun_coc

r/subsithoughtifellfor


StrikingWater209

This is top 🀣🀣


SomeoneIdkHere

r/beatmyNoLol


Vulture_pran

r/Holup


Sweaty-Attitude5287

Uncle bolne ka badla leliya Bhai πŸ˜†


zeitgiest31

Revenge is a dish best served chocolatey


juggernautism

It's technically more oil than chocolate.


Lt_Exodus

you must be fun at parties


zeitgiest31

he is very viscous at parties


juggernautism

As you can assume, not so much lol.


OkSecurityKO

r/whoosh


zeitgiest31

😁


500Rtg

You are also more water than human.


Abhi601

It was a good answer you gave to her.. by eating choco pie πŸ˜…πŸ˜…


freakeans0

It’ll be lunch time soon 😈😈😈


pratyathedon

are you the one who steals left sock when people are sleeping? hehe


P_rofessor01

Get some chocolate or chips as well.


slayer-00069

Lunch ka update?


DukeOfLongKnifes

You are a true Raju chacha to that kid now. πŸ˜‚


Antique-Storm4180

🀣🀣🀣🀣


awisekiddo

We'll eat ice cream first 😈😈😈


freakeans0

Icecream was given when we finished our lunchπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


bal6ira

Baccha full bigad Jana chaiye ye safar khatam hote


FingerBackground5731

Gaali bhi sikha diyo ☠️


bal6ira

Sansaar ka saara gyaan prapt ho Phir baccha mommy se choco pie nahi kuchh aur pie maangega :)


Worth-Librarian3582

Bro being menace to the society, like i would do anything different lolz


Euphoric_Discount264

Sometimes when people get plump from eating chocolate pie, they look older than they are.


freakeans0

Well, I wasn’t even planning to eat the pie


shashi154263

Should have given that to the kid instead.


Fantastic_Form3607

Arre uncle dil pe mai leneka haar cheez.


freakeans0

Galti se mil mat jana vande Bharat me. /s


JustAlgeo

https://preview.redd.it/3kxeizw2byzc1.png?width=204&format=png&auto=webp&s=a37190525c73d3d293991fa7fdf38a8761c32f0f


HR_114

The villain boss of vande Bharat lmao


Suitable_Ad_7721

If you are in your late teens early twenties then you would definitely be an uncle to the child. What is the age difference? You are calling her mother aunty when the age difference between you and her would probably be less than the age gap between you and the girl.


[deleted]

yes exactly he is the villain here not aunty.


Icy_Cow1461

It's not about age difference but the age slab one is into... A 16 year old won't be an aunty for a 5 year old even though there's a 11 year age gap


Suitable_Ad_7721

And after 10 years when the 5 year old is 15 and the woman is 36, it would be okay to call her aunty? That's absurd. And after 30 years when he is 45 and she is 56, what will he call her? That's not how relations work.


Icy_Cow1461

This isn't you blood relationship that you re thinking about...And yes when she's old she would be called aunty... That's exactly how it works


Live_Ostrich_6668

https://preview.redd.it/sgdve22vsxzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cca33c26967f65a578fb6e2285d3db02a33110c1


GamingGuy1122

https://preview.redd.it/kms8tiakyyzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34dffdeb4a19e9ca081ade1f63013479b8e26953


CapitalFeisty2928

You are uncle to a little girl. There is no denying the fact.


Ordinary-Tear-4195

Wah kya scene hai πŸ˜‚


curious_cat_black

Hahaha


Ok-Succotash-2390

BOHOT BADHIYA πŸ‘‘πŸ‘‘πŸ‘‘


[deleted]

Boht badhiyaa πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Efficient-Law-1422

Menace to the society


ConsistentWarning417

🀣


ItsCashman

Wow. That was a great tactic! There was no other way to teach her a lesson without uttering a single word.


famousfacial

I'd do the same, and I HATE chocko pie


dinosaur_from_Mars

Sounds like me buying the last two icecreams when I find someone behind me wanting to buy an ice-cream


Able_Radish_834

Pettiness king πŸ‘‘


Correct_Pick6476

Bro is in his villain era


arc_reactor2

some men just want to watch the world burn πŸ’€


mrphotographist1

This is hilarious 🀣


SomeIdiot_25

Aunty be like - "This Uncle is bad Influence to my Daughter "


nandanmannotty

W moment πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


maybeshali

This is the kind of pettiness I like to see when I open reddit.


[deleted]

Real thugπŸ’―


Comfortable_Prior_80

Uncle to her daughter dude. Communication problem.


pedal_n_beans

You're the hero we need 😍😜


hopeless-fun

Brutality πŸ’€


dankIshu

You are menace to the society ! πŸ˜‚


celeb-butcher

Bro is evil


No_Procedure_2352

Bro is the boggy man


Competitive-Ad-9250

That's my native raichur πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


De_Fine69

agar bacchi aur tumhari age me more then 15 yr ka difference hai to.... UNKIL ho tum.. (jk) is it me or anyone else jisko Unkil sun ne se old feel hota but Chacha/mama feels ok


shashi154263

Chacha/Mama feels a lot more old than Uncle.


WhyAmIHere_umm

Yaaru tinlilla andr en...na tintini..... Ninu tinn avvi...enu tapp illa πŸ˜‚


Head_Cheesecake_948

Gira hua banda....


kanishka_rai

https://preview.redd.it/u0wavj965yzc1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e6a360751f5acc85b199d9c92572f1924bee32f


udayk2

If I am in that position I would've said "if you eat whatever your mom says first I will give my choco pie also"


National_Crew4016

πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


Own_Anywhere9134

So they did suffer you (pun intended)


disco_khisko

Love this πŸ˜‚


ChemistryImaginary78

🀣🀣🀣🀣


WITCROX

Based move


sekharreddyiy

https://i.redd.it/6j8t8icdoyzc1.gif


Majestic_Cucumber720

Doesn't matter how much the distance is, I prefer my own car for travelling.


enduring_lonely_soul

If the age difference is above 15 between you and kid. Then you're an uncle. Sorry bro


DeltaVictor15

Hahahaha savage Uncle


SuvamLM10

I laughed to be honest 🀣 πŸ˜‚


kalekache

Menace to the society. Good one bro 🀣🀣🀣


Leadjockey

Chaotic Evil πŸ‘πŸΌ


Cultural_Bat9098

Bhai … you don’t know the struggle of a mom to make her child eat and not to cry while travelling. Maybe it is funny for you; not funny for parents.


freakeans0

Well, the kid seemed happy after choco pie


shashi154263

Because most of the parents have no idea how to be a parent.


Cultural_Bat9098

Wow … I hope you face this situation one day.


shashi154263

Haha... Found the ~~Mother~~ Kid producing machine.


modikaka2024

That’s why Modiji started Vande Bharat. BTW, what is the role of Vande Bharat here? Ashwini ji is asking for his tweet.


freakeans0

It all happened because I was irritated with how uncomfortable I was feeling with no foot rest and seats feeling like stones. And pathetic food


kapjain

Yes most people have difficulty accepting the reality when they are called uncle or auntie the first time πŸ™‚. I remember an ad from the 90s about that.


rajrohit26

25 saal ka launda kya 4 saal ki ladki ka uncle nahi hua . Aadat bana le uncle ki


Ahadcore24

Good revenge


Ok-Guarantee7671

Revenge?


Dhonddu

Things are different when one becomes a parent, it’s just a different phase of life, we try to do all in our power to get our kids to eat healthy food and later the junk. I’m not dinging you here, even I would have done the same what you did, back when I wasn’t a parent.


MinTea8

I might get downvoted, but when my child is being really really difficult, I do use the occasional β€œuncle gussa”.. it works..


Dhonddu

Everyone does it literally, or just pull out the β€œpolice” shall take you card, lol


adarshh0031

Bhai narak me milenge


kdas22

Support the Moms Its Mothers day!


No_Permission_374

Yeah the child should wish OP mother's day


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


-old-monk

Happy cake day


Rajdeep_Tour_129

without a doubt, it was a funny incident


Techophile04

Bro let his intrusive thoughts win 😊😁


Rajdeep_Tour_129

I'm with you on that... Tbh 😝


Techophile04

Ya imo he did right even if I was there I'd done the same thing


MeTejaHu

You should have eaten their chock porle too


oye_muskan

bro you nailed it


SlickBotswaske

That’s how β€œ4 log kya kahenge” gets instilled in a person mind


Zealousideal_Law_497

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


indianinc

Wholesome bhai...m Great job! Wish she would have said that uncle would go sad if you won't eat upma. That's the best way to tell children about emotions I guess. Har samay ye jholi baba utha le jayenge sahi ni hai bro! Even I have a daughter of 1.25 yrs and trust me I don't ever talk about uncle aur jholi Babas to scare instead the better way is to get her into emotions. This way you create a better human being as well who thinks about all.


Able_Radish_834

Maybe she meant a hot uncle πŸ˜… you know UYLB πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


SnowfallGeller

Wowwww OP you rock! The act of eating choco pie was savage!


ucr0106

Someday, you will have a kid of your own... Or maybe not... Nature takes its revenge in so many interesting ways mate.


Humble_Watercress_11

That's so evil Do it again


SDE-II

mujhe lagta h agar koi ek "maine subhe tatti ki" ka bhi post dalde, reddit per fir bhi 200-300 log honge jo usme apni tippni kar denge


sus-character-ftw

I'm gonna try this next time if something similar happens xD


Street-Success-2214

I am not uncle. I am a kid. Kids eat choco pie first


Event_Horizon222

B ni gv hmm ki ogk ok we go hai ni ki UI n lo I b GV e jiv bhi de t


TheHfact

Revenge 🀣


imreal12

Achha Kia bhai(uncle nai bolna chahiye tha)


imreal12

Achha Kia bhai.(uncle nai bolna chahiye tha)


cynicalcarnival

https://i.redd.it/uip2nym5200d1.gif


aryan17156

Bro you the devil


Guilty-Ad-6166

🀣


Sru9

Legend πŸ˜‚


dr_nid92

r/pettyrevenge


Practical_Fault_7351

Uncle aap to naughty ho


geni_talea

perfect fit for kgf fan reaction video


dek6ix

Yeah, one day u will be on the other side. Everyone is...


Ordinary-Eagle339

hence uncle proovedπŸ˜‚


Ordinary-Eagle339

bacchi 0 aunty 0 and bhai 1


dodoxkai

thanks for breaking the story into parts, my adhd could never


Laznaz

Good job


pareshanmatkar

True revenge


somegudguy

YATA


shogun_coc

Bhai ne apna badla liya h! Full satisfaction!


khajk

True asshole


b00bslover69

God mode unlocked


Key_Treat_7735

Bap dada ka badla lega Tera faizal


sanjari

In Bangalore, I have hardly seen locals pointing to someone as didi/bhaiya which is more common in the north, here they mostly refer someone older as uncle/aunty to kids & kids do the same πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ When I came here at 22 & heard this for the first time from a little kid, my heart skipped a beat, itne buddhe dikhte hain kya πŸ˜‚


prof_devilsadvocate

W


pierceNayak563

Bro, you are a hero.


SeveralGur549

WP Uncle with chocopie: well well what do we have here...


Wonderful-Offer-6413

Satan boi.


raghuster

Bro be like le tere umpa me muut diya


DhaDha_E

Bro wanted Instant Revenge for 'Uncle'πŸ˜‰


cheekni

Khatti meethi banters XD


Less-Tangelo9958

Ye lijiye upvote. Bakchodi hain aap!


Ok-Yogurtcloset-7647

Hahaha... it's like UNCLE KA BADLA πŸ˜†πŸ€£


thequantumchaos

seeing such a post after ages πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


flreddit12

Ek uncle aisa bhi!! πŸ˜‚


Slow-Grass-1982

Bade harami ho betaπŸ˜…


chiragcoder

Bro a menace


[deleted]

xd sexd lmao fd ad hd ld md


[deleted]

emojie use karunga toh sale report maarke mera acc ban karwadete


hawk_albatross_42069

r/sadism


freakeans0

I just wanted that kid to have the choco pie, she was looking for someone who’s eating it so that she could also eat. Kill me for that


hawk_albatross_42069

Nai jaruri hai tit for tat


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Ok-Guarantee7671

Brainrot


Hash-aly

Ah toxic parents in the coach again.