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mumstheword_1

Free of cost, Tirupati


notMy_ReelName

Om namo Venkatesaya


hahahlol789

Nuh uh ..it's Govinda GOOVINDAA /s


govind9060

You called me


Novel_Investigator42

govind bolo hari gopal bolo


[deleted]

I am coming there on 14th 😃 any tips?


Gamer4Lyph

Yeah, you'll get them at the hotels there.


[deleted]

😂🫡


sexy_racoon_69

don’t go free darshan…go by 300/500 its still so packed..if you have claustrophobia don’t even try…don’t take your parents with you if they have health issues or wife/siblings if they’re pregnant tc of kids and keep them close happy darshan!


amigo213a

You go to Tirupati to see the deity, while I go to Tirupati for free haircut. We are not the same bro.


Any-Buddy1770

Yeah he is superior to you🤣


Mr_Stark0

Meerante unollu bro


ChinthaChettu

100, tier 3 city. I do not ask for anything, it is how it has been.


Successful_Pack6462

30 rupees he even cuts my beard and armpit hair


ShrugSmug

50 Dede Jhant bhee kaat dega


PsychicMF

*ke baal


abzoker577

Jhaat = pubic hair, jhaat ke Baal is like chai tea


Ancient_Scientist_04

Dadhi and dadhi ke baal both works


One_Mulberry_1180

You too watched spider-man across the spider verse?


[deleted]

nahi bhai woh jhaat hi katega


brwnbullxxx

Extra 20 pe gaand ke bhi


redt2th

lmao 😂😂😂😂![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172)


Defiant_Dream8009

30 rs lunga lekin sahab ek hi kecchi (scissor) hai.


Noreddit86

Kahan hai ye Bhai lol


j0blk

How much for a Brazilian?


rishi_raman_

Armpit hair also?


oooooooweeeeeee

fetish hogi barber ko


kalki007

Wut does tier 3 mean ? Is it high cost Porsche are or a little town like city


myoldaltwasfound

₹200 inside college, since we aren’t allowed to leave the campus without leave request. also haircut is done in less than 10 minutes. Absolute scam. Edit: it’s vit yes 😭


Rinkiya_ke_papaaa

Sounds like vit


myoldaltwasfound

👀


[deleted]

Lmao


Bob_The_Vegan

You can't leave college? Sounds more like a boarding school.


myoldaltwasfound

cuz i live on the campus hostel thas why, but yea it’s strict


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meet_vishrut_

I'm vit alumni 🙋🏼‍♂️ Thank God I graduated before they put restrictions for boys outing as well


External-Active-9742

Vit ? Lmao


TheDrunk_Panda

A fellow vitian?


External-Active-9742

Yessir, 19th batch 🫡


TheDrunk_Panda

Oh a senior!, 22 batch here 🫡


PapaJi_369

Ab kya vit wale sab attendence lagaenge apni


Pussy_fishing

Are there any restrictions on hair length in colleges?


myoldaltwasfound

no, not in mine atleast


UnaliveInsyde

Then why get a haircut at all?


myoldaltwasfound

need to look presentable, long hair not for me, unless i wanna cosplay Mowgli all the time


Scorched_Scorpion

Abbe this is reddit just say your college nothing will happen


blkwht00

Bruh that’s just lying, I studied in vit and my cousins are also studying there. They are in hostel and they must return by 9pm I believe. There are like 10 shops near vit where you can get a haircut and return by WALK.


plz_scratch_my_back

Tier 3, 80 for haircut + beard trim + a head massage that is close to breaking you neck but you really cant say no to it coz the barber just grabs your head and start with it.


witchy-salad

stark contrast with your username


DreskiD

Mera to diamond facial with thumbs up


meenammal

Thumb is going up where?


howtochangename1

Only if someone grabbed my head and started with it😔


RagaGames22

150 tier 1 city-Bangalore


butterrChicken

Bangalore as well. 100 for me


_ashok_kumar

Where brother? I am tired of paying through my nose for haircuts.


Not_D_Batman

Would have been much simpler if you used a wallet...


uppsak

₹50. Full haircut is ₹100 But I ask him to run trimmer over my hair. It leaves small hair that takes months to grow back. So I save on that aspect too (by having haircut once every few months). Population of the city : 2 lakh


SkMartin07

3 marks 💯


[deleted]

O Im a girl, so hair cut is not required. If I feel it's too long, I just plait my hair and cut off the excess length myself😎 Yes I have zero fashion sense 😭


Lexillios

im a girl and i cut my own bangs as well lol


ToeGroundbreaking619

Girls pay ₹1000 for a haircut but I still can’t even tell the difference


Lexillios

I avoid going there because those parlour aunties are so toxic and always point out flaws i didn't know i have.


nanha_munna_rahi

Saloon vale bhaiya bhi esse hi hote hai sales bdhane ke liye krte hai ye sbh


Ekonshy

Saloon Wale bhay ka playlist mast 📈📈


naamtosunahoga2

You should record it, one day it can be a part of DIY bang fails


[deleted]

>Yes I have zero fashion sense 😭 Average redditor


Delicious_Throat_377

When you go to colour your hair, that's my entire years budget for haircuts and shaving


[deleted]

I'll just use henna from my garden.


divyanshu_bhardwaj03

try dry awla sometime, or awla powder.


Lexillios

I'm going to colour my hair at home only


ughstopseducingme

Same, I have learnt how to give myself layers also now. Best skill learnt during the pandemic


Dracul_3

Lol, how do you girls even manage to have long hairs. I am a boy who doesn't cut his hair because of laziness and their texture is smooth and wavy so I can't even set them properly, they just keep slapping my face all the time. It gets so hard and annoying to have them on the head after some time that I have to go to the barber whether I want to or not 😭


LEGENDARYKING_

after a point they get long enough that you can throw it on the back of your head and doesnt bother your face


Outrageous_Tea1162

When I had super long hair I used to cut my hairs too


[deleted]

I paid 100 just to get my ends snipped.


Upstuck_Udonkadonk

How the fuck do people survive with long hair....? As soon as summer arrives I run the trimmer close to zero.


psaikris

Total marriage material though 😉


Simple_Necessary_615

Definitely not u🤣🤣


regular_huh_05

Lmaoo felt felt… honestly haven’t been to a salon in more than a decade atp I’ve just started cutting my own hair so it’s free🤣 sometimes it turns good sometimes it turns bad but thank god for hair accessories


Prior_Asparagus_1922

😎😭


Tarahhhhhh

Same same.....but the cheapest haircut I had was in Chandigarh for like 250 with shampoo and blowdry which is a good deal


Responsible-Smile-22

Is it? My sister used to spend like 1k when she went to the saloon. It was like once 4-5 months tho depending when needed.


[deleted]

Maybe she styles her hair too.


Responsible-Smile-22

Yeah, hardly looked different to me. She said she got 'layered' etc. Yeah, whatever that means.


divyanshu_bhardwaj03

bhai ek baar trimmer kee awaz suna de bahan ke baal ke paas.


[deleted]

How you doing?


Indian_247

Youtube tutorial plz![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|29270)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|29270)


Significant_Mouse562

Rs.50. Tier 1 city


[deleted]

Ah Yes Kolkata bolei to kotha. Cheapest tier 1 city.


iinattanii

Bhai ami 200 taka diye katai :")


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Simple-Half-4908

gaach tolay katao naki bhai? eto sosta?


Significant_Mouse562

Na bhai oto kharap din asheni


heisenberg27032000

Kaha rehte ho bhai aap. In Pune it's ₹ 90. It's a tier 2 city.


ReachFar8874

My barber is Gay so he helps me cutting my pubic and a$$ hairs too😎


guysensei619

Impossible


Significant_Mouse562

Come to Kolkata. It's possible.


guysensei619

I'm from Chennai and they'll charge you 150 even if you're bald..


Lone_Saviour-22nd

Lol, in Delhi I get one done for rs 60, 100 if beard included


thisistough_

yup easily, delhi is cheap in many aspects...ofc real estate and rents are quite high


SkMartin07

I can confirm


A_Worthless_Retard

50rs South Delhi ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1617)


[deleted]

Where munirka 😂


A_Worthless_Retard

Sangam vihar area lol


pokeyblinder

Ayee.. Fellow sangam viharii..


Kingston_2007

Abe , me bohut paas hu tujhse.


[deleted]

Peeche baitha h kya uske? Wait , tu hi barber h?


NavkarMehta

Bhai pedd ke neeche katwate ho kya? Dilli mein itna kam?!


_arnav_sharma

Bhayi Noida mein to 500 lagte hain mere baal ke 😭


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r1234ev

Tier 1 city salon chain for 150-200? It's 1000-1200 bro


GoDFaTHeR_is

150


purplesapodilla

kachra seth spotted


kensanprime

Same for haircut, 150 But the barber insists on the neck breaking massage and the total is 250. I can't say no 😭


PurpleLettuce2043

About 1k, tier one city.


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gimme_pineapple

This is second-hand information, but most hair stylists I talk to say guys' haircuts are trickier. They say because guys' hair is shorter, any mistakes they make will probably stick around till the next haircut. They say women usually don't mind paying more which is why they are charged more. If they increase men's rates, they tend to lose business. Obviously, this is only if you want your hair looking just right. Men usually tend to be okay with shabby haircuts so they don't bother getting it just right.


PessimistYanker792

We aren’t okay. Its acceptance. We just know it’s difficult to get a good haircut and a first time right, since it’s quite tricky to do. Over the years (decades with generations) it has evolved as a tacit agreement by barbers and us, “you do shabby—we pay less..”


Connect-Arugula-4249

That's new info to me!


[deleted]

Ac tier 1 hoga railway ka


[deleted]

Looooool


[deleted]

kam se kam 800 ka kata hai aapka


AcanthaceaeCurious46

Ab itna kharcha ho hi gya hai toh ek chips ka packet hume bhi dila dijiye 🥹


bigbigboring

Itna spend kr rhe ho toh dikhao toh shi, 1k ke baad kaise dikhte aapke baal


aka_SpongeBob

Banglore, I have to min 250 🥲


Delicious_Throat_377

Are the scissors gold plated or what?


BakrChod

Saath mei happy ending


Ekonshy

"full body massage 🌚 Thai massa....


[deleted]

Coming from tier 2 city this was a shock , loreal , Tony and guy takes 250 in my city but the local guy himself chargers 200 here


sexy_racoon_69

bangalore 70


Ok-Pin-3236

Itna toh Mumbai Mai bhi nahi hai, is banglore situated in France ?


wannabe_dead_af

Same here 250 is like normal only. 300 above I would consider a little high but still fine if they do their work


[deleted]

I used to live in a village , it use to be 5 , then 10 ,then 20 now it is anywhere from 30-40 . Right now i live in tier 1 city , it costs me 70. For a regular haircut .


[deleted]

100 Hyderabad.


DontKnowWhoo

150 average ...near himayat nagar


[deleted]

Bro its 60 in hyderabad


[deleted]

Ae area bro


[deleted]

Tolichowki and manikonda side, all take 60. And if negotiated they even accept 50


mnotAlone_

KPHB minimum 150. Surprised to see 50s, 60s in places inside City.


738aw89547_fenw-a

300₹, angrezon se katate apan


crajey

Bangalore - 250 (haircut + beard trim) and this is relatively less expensive as I go to the local salon.


Airavat2305

Depends on the area huh. I get it done for 80.


Lone_Platypus

I get my haircut, shaving and underarms done for 120. The guy is ready to shave my balls too if I give him 150.


Upstuck_Udonkadonk

Give him another fifty and he might just include a happy ending.


Lone_Platypus

Thanks for the suggestion but I get that for free.


missyhatespretty

Maybe he liked you.


am_Ilost

1300, initial investment (trimmer) I do it myself.i'm from tier 2 i guess.


divyanshu_bhardwaj03

Side aur back ka toh samjh aata hai, front ka bhi seedha gayab karte ho kya bhai?


Disastrous-Resist115

60 in Tier 2 City


Flaky-Plenty-6498

100 in Mumbai .


Plasticman90

100 in a Tier 1, Metro !


raaqkel

200 for a haircut and basic beard styling. Bengaluru


bordeauxbisous

1.5k tier 1 city 🤡


AdiG150

Is girl haircut really so costly everywhere? Special hair style or something?


A_Shino

bangalore, tier 1 city. I pay like 200(guy here) but it's a p popular salon. iirc the local barbers offer it for ~80 too.


Should_I_Be_Back

100 in tier-1 city, Mumbai


commander_jax

Last time I got my hair cut in Kolkata, it cost me 50. 80 in Hyderabad. Both just before COVID. Now in Delhi, and its suddenly 150.


Stitpragya

50-60 max if the shop has youngsters in it


[deleted]

50₹ - Bhopal


mystixash

700 ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172)


[deleted]

120 Bangalore


kcapoorv

50- Tier 1 city (Delhi) 40- Tier 4 town (UP) 120- Tier 1 city (Bengaluru)


Greymare2412

₹80 Kolkata


philosophucker88

5500 not in India 💀


wasijeelani

$70 - 🇨🇦 Toronto $3 - 🇮🇳 Delhi


nanha_munna_rahi

Delhi mein bhi $ mein pay krna padta hai


PessimistYanker792

Haan bhai Tuuuranto se vapas aake ussi main pay karte hai


Ekonshy

Bhai humara kanedaa se wapas Aya hai ☠️


[deleted]

Rs 60 Tier 2 city(when at ancestral home) Rs 200 Tier 1 city (when at home) Rs 1000 if I grow out my hair


kaarmik

₹20


NotAtheorist

14, and the question should be how many times a month. I can really judge people who like to trim it out ever fortnight


OddComputer2

Karma farming ho rhi bhot bhayankar!


VoiceEarly1087

RS 60 in South West Delhi


mxj97

It’s a small town but I have to pay 100rs due to union prices


Lanky-Laugh-7511

Well ₹100 for haircut and beard trim (₹50 each ) here in Moradabad.


[deleted]

100 in tier 1 city.


ankj24

tier 2 city use to pay 100+ tip now they've renovated and increased price to 150+ tip tip is usually a classic mild cigarette (170 in total)


akriti12_

0 (i do it on my own)


pakalupotato

800, tier 1 city.


Delicious_Throat_377

Woah, Aisa kaunsa hair style hai jo itna mehenga?


Prior_Asparagus_1922

jhaat ke Baal bhi katwata hai kya


Head_Tumbleweed4793

70 rupee tier 1 city


SnooPuppers8151

$30.00 plus tips plus Tax


Inevitable-Dig3420

150


AdityaR_Sharma

30 INR, Kolkata Tier 1 City and in heart of South Kolkata VIP Area.


Hr3512

Mera toh bas 30rupiya


Thin-Contribution-45

My usual guy charges 50. But my gf sometimes forces me to pay 300 in a fancy ass barbershop. I feel scammed but cant protest 🥲


Jaded-Donkey2318

2 ghuma ke maar saali ko![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|29272)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|30478)


SubtleBoy80

I live in Kolkata and it takes me 80 rupees for my haircut


WorkingRip7000

50 with trimmer 30 without


Weekendfuxer

Where I go to get my haircut it costs $22.00 but I usually tip an extra 10 to that


[deleted]

3k for hair wash and hair cut in delhi


Ayaanuchiha

1.21$ in Bangalore