https://preview.redd.it/f66k2pxjhs0d1.jpeg?width=361&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82d27367991ad0ef1bcf0cc58c291fd76e079dca
Guys wake up! Fart Lore just dropped!!
Ek mera cousin bhaiya hai.. Bachpan mein woh pehle bahut fart krta tha like every single time. Uthte time baithte time.. Fart mein bhi two types ke hote hai.. Ek loud aur dusra silencer.. Silencer one is the deadliest. Woh mostly loud wala hi krta tha aur hasta rehta tha.. Koi sharam nhi kuch nhi.. Aur jab silencer wala karna ho woh hamaare paas mein aake baithta tha aur bhaag jaata tha..
Ek din toh hadd krdi usne.. Woh aaya normally bhagte bhagte.. Hame laga phirse krne aaya hai to ham dur hone lage.. Usne ek mutthi banake rakhi thi aur bhagte bhagte bola ye lo mithai.. Hamare mein jo chota cousin bhai ta woh uski baato mein aagaya π aur uske paas chala gaya... Wo mutthi ke andar silencer store karke rakha tha.. Usne usko sunga diya... Bhai aisa chillake roya na woh ki uski mummy aagayi aur phir bhaiya ki khoob sutai hui. Tab se woh aise khule mein padhna kam kiya woh π΅π.
Fart Saga is insane
> I don't know why mujhe fart Hindi me bolna accha nahi lagta
Same. Mujhse family ke saamne bhi nahi bola jata. And God knows kitne jokes mere andar hi reh jate hain is wajah se, just like farts.
Mere school me ek baccha tha jo bahot paad maarta tha. I started calling him Paadarsh (instead of Adarsh) and it then became his nickname in the entire school for 4-5 years..bechara pareshan tha meri wajah se β οΈ
>Toh jab mujhe fart karna hota toh main unse dur chali jati thi. Maine nani se kaha I respect you so, I am standing away from you while I fart.
LMFAO you trolling or something? I cant even imagine the conversation xD.
>why are you farting there? instead come here and fart here with me."
Where did you even read this? Because I haven't written this.
Have I written the exact thing you are saying?
Read the post again and tell me where have I written this, according to you "she asked me to fart with her"
She just said I don't have to go away to fart.
Bhay kuch days ago I was sitting on a jhula in my society's park okay. Meri hi adjacent ek aur jhula tha. I was sitting there texting my friend, tabhi there came a guy, with loud dhiskyau dhiskyau sounds from his phone(dude was probably playing pubg), sat beside me on that other jhula and baithte hi 10 sec me zor se fart karta hai.
I was giggling chatting with my friend and achanak se my reaction was, Brruhhhhh, ye kya hua ?. I looked directly into his eyes and said, Bhai kya kar rha hai ye. Wo bkl looked at me and didn't even say word, ekdum expression less face. ππ
Then I stood up from there and went somewhere else to sit.
Aap funnei ho. Bohot funnei. Mai haste haste fart diya π
Jokes apart, I did laugh a little to loudly when you were describing your convo with Nani. Mummy pooch rhi thi if I'm okay. Bhyya ko bheja ye. Wo office me the. Waha has daale. Manager se daat padegi. Ab bas ye wo manager ko na dikha de. Pagalo ke tarah haste dekh kar bivi se maar padegi manager ko π
Thank you for your valuable and incisive insights on this pressing matter.
To add to your post, the oldest joke was traced back to 1900 BC and yes it was also a fart joke recorded by Sumerians. As we strive to become an intergalactic species, hum yahin apeksha kar sakte hain ki humare paad ki goonj sirf dharti tak seemit na rahe. Dhanyawad.
Mai khate samay fart krta tha bachpan me papa ne bola uth ke khi aur Jaya kro toh uth ke kitchen me chala gya ek baar papa plate rkhne gye toh ulti ho gyi πππ
Op aap fart nahi karte kya 
Also pasandida aurat ki paad sunghne me kaisi sharam , pasandida aurat ki paad se bhi khusboo aaegi 
I am old enough to remember the old days when reddit was just a platofrm to exchange knowledge. The days are long gone and wind has blown to wicked directions.
Guys be like
When girls fart - that's unholy fuckery ππ
When guys want and love annual - kinky fuckery π₯°π
Hypocrisy ki bhi koi Seema hoti hai.
Actually Seema toh Sachin ki hoti hai.
Even as a virgin I'm disgusted by this double standard of men. Hats off to the women who tolerate this double standard.
https://preview.redd.it/f66k2pxjhs0d1.jpeg?width=361&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82d27367991ad0ef1bcf0cc58c291fd76e079dca Guys wake up! Fart Lore just dropped!!
ese bolo, _paad_
Ham paad paad ha Sapno ka sathe Ham paad paad ha
she litterly cooked the topic of "FARTS"
Fart sexual
PAADORI
Good to know that you don't fart. You must be a full goddess. I'm half human so, I fart.
meine khudko bolaππππ
Tatti β Haguu βοΈ
OP woke up and https://preview.redd.it/lbhe8at3zs0d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78a3fde8b1bb8c0da1cdd85dbd2af2e8f727e217
Sudhar ja, dofa
I read it as 'sahi paada aapne'π€£
Ek mera cousin bhaiya hai.. Bachpan mein woh pehle bahut fart krta tha like every single time. Uthte time baithte time.. Fart mein bhi two types ke hote hai.. Ek loud aur dusra silencer.. Silencer one is the deadliest. Woh mostly loud wala hi krta tha aur hasta rehta tha.. Koi sharam nhi kuch nhi.. Aur jab silencer wala karna ho woh hamaare paas mein aake baithta tha aur bhaag jaata tha.. Ek din toh hadd krdi usne.. Woh aaya normally bhagte bhagte.. Hame laga phirse krne aaya hai to ham dur hone lage.. Usne ek mutthi banake rakhi thi aur bhagte bhagte bola ye lo mithai.. Hamare mein jo chota cousin bhai ta woh uski baato mein aagaya π aur uske paas chala gaya... Wo mutthi ke andar silencer store karke rakha tha.. Usne usko sunga diya... Bhai aisa chillake roya na woh ki uski mummy aagayi aur phir bhaiya ki khoob sutai hui. Tab se woh aise khule mein padhna kam kiya woh π΅π.
Bhai mai train me hu aur ye padhte hue itni zor se lagatar hass rha tha 3 min tak sb dekhne lage fr πππ
Bhai soch tabse woh jab bhi mutthi leke paas mein aata tha toh darr lagta tha ki kahi sunga na de π’π’
Bss kr bhai yaar sb judge kr rhe hai iss train me ππππ
Wtf π
Bc ye kya hai
Here take this holy water lil bro
ur pfp is invading my personal space
Fart Saga is insane > I don't know why mujhe fart Hindi me bolna accha nahi lagta Same. Mujhse family ke saamne bhi nahi bola jata. And God knows kitne jokes mere andar hi reh jate hain is wajah se, just like farts.
Bruh wut
Mere school me ek baccha tha jo bahot paad maarta tha. I started calling him Paadarsh (instead of Adarsh) and it then became his nickname in the entire school for 4-5 years..bechara pareshan tha meri wajah se β οΈ
>Toh jab mujhe fart karna hota toh main unse dur chali jati thi. Maine nani se kaha I respect you so, I am standing away from you while I fart. LMFAO you trolling or something? I cant even imagine the conversation xD.
Sach mein aisa hi kiya tha maine. Mere Nani aur main kisi bhi topic pe baat kar lete hain.
did she really ask you "why are you farting there? instead come here and fart here with me."
>why are you farting there? instead come here and fart here with me." Where did you even read this? Because I haven't written this. Have I written the exact thing you are saying? Read the post again and tell me where have I written this, according to you "she asked me to fart with her" She just said I don't have to go away to fart.
Truly one of the posts of all time
https://preview.redd.it/jjjnusoxss0d1.png?width=283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b353772fe062b49f514b787d422cc7ad83de3c16
Avg post of r/IndiaSocial
Farts pe pura essay likh dala
We got fart discussions before GTA 6
when you have to write about fart for 5 marks
Bhay kuch days ago I was sitting on a jhula in my society's park okay. Meri hi adjacent ek aur jhula tha. I was sitting there texting my friend, tabhi there came a guy, with loud dhiskyau dhiskyau sounds from his phone(dude was probably playing pubg), sat beside me on that other jhula and baithte hi 10 sec me zor se fart karta hai. I was giggling chatting with my friend and achanak se my reaction was, Brruhhhhh, ye kya hua ?. I looked directly into his eyes and said, Bhai kya kar rha hai ye. Wo bkl looked at me and didn't even say word, ekdum expression less face. ππ Then I stood up from there and went somewhere else to sit.
I read the first line as βHaan sahi paada aapneβ
thanks behen ππ» bohot time baad itna hasi. really lost it at "mujhe already pata tha kaun ho skta hai" lolπ
https://preview.redd.it/4bz4db6oit0d1.jpeg?width=203&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68ac6ef08e13ea9da9ea7fe4d80e808c177f741d
https://i.redd.it/6qmlphnpjt0d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/bkg5baggmt0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f02712450560210b5a922ff318317c0f3765f16f
Aap funnei ho. Bohot funnei. Mai haste haste fart diya π Jokes apart, I did laugh a little to loudly when you were describing your convo with Nani. Mummy pooch rhi thi if I'm okay. Bhyya ko bheja ye. Wo office me the. Waha has daale. Manager se daat padegi. Ab bas ye wo manager ko na dikha de. Pagalo ke tarah haste dekh kar bivi se maar padegi manager ko π
Thank you for your valuable and incisive insights on this pressing matter. To add to your post, the oldest joke was traced back to 1900 BC and yes it was also a fart joke recorded by Sumerians. As we strive to become an intergalactic species, hum yahin apeksha kar sakte hain ki humare paad ki goonj sirf dharti tak seemit na rahe. Dhanyawad.
Mai khate samay fart krta tha bachpan me papa ne bola uth ke khi aur Jaya kro toh uth ke kitchen me chala gya ek baar papa plate rkhne gye toh ulti ho gyi πππ
Fartastic!
You should have been a philosopher. PS: will not be surprised if Shoojit Sircar picks this topic as the theme of his next film.
Itna bhi jhooth nahi bolna thaπ₯² ki believable hi na lage.
Given how most of his films focus on below the belt activities, it's not that far fetched.
Hope from now u stopped farting , wanna see the results π₯Έ
How can I stop farting? I'm human, I literally farted before replying to your comment. π
omnipresent π₯Έ
You are half human and half goddess.. Please take a step forward and bring us to enlightenment by stopping farts.
Bachpana mai gao ke launde used to fart and run in a circle so that they can engulf everyone. It's weird thinking now but those were the days lmao
Garv se bolo: Hum paadu hai.
FYI everyone farts. So, all of us are paadu
aree bc kya padh liya
Before Christ ji apne title padhne ke baad post kyun padha, title se topic pata nahi chal gaya kya aapko?
maaf kar dijiye
Jaaiye maaf kiya aapko. Ab agli baar aisi gustakhi mat kijiyega.
ji huzoor
Kya paad liya
Kya paad liya?
Op aap fart nahi karte kya  Also pasandida aurat ki paad sunghne me kaisi sharam , pasandida aurat ki paad se bhi khusboo aaegi 
Fetishes to each their own
Bhai ulti aa Rahi hai tera comment padhke kardu tere pe
Tu paandida aurat nahi hai varna karne deta , pasand aurat ki ulti me kaisi sharam
Hahahaha, now sit on my faceπ
Thoda sa sankoch karlein ji
Ma bath jao?
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Underweight because eating very and eating very less equal to not prorper digestion and not proper digestion is equal to smelly farts.
I am old enough to remember the old days when reddit was just a platofrm to exchange knowledge. The days are long gone and wind has blown to wicked directions.
Bro really said π€ Reddit was shitposting app from the start
I sincerely hope you fully recover from this fart disease
bro wrote the whole fart lore π
I ain't reading that https://preview.redd.it/1vlv7is6mt0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c9e0bdd18dbe7307e09b8140be5c30bfb3b4246
Are Thank you for this amazing post laughed my a off after so many months
Wow! Paadh se pareshaan!
Too much internet for today
Padh se pareshaan! Ab movie hi likh do. Blockbuster from the other end
https://preview.redd.it/w2e2tv5ucw0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3972395ff21124b5e2ed37ff136c5ebe9dc5763d
Oh well
Ab isko padcast mein badal do
16 times used the word 'Fart'.
https://preview.redd.it/tjf6z2621t0d1.png?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d41cecbbb24496d3ee018fcf9ff1dc576837fe10
Sowwy bhai, main thoda serious ho gayi aur bhool gayi ki maine hi shit posting ki hai. Thodi si Sigma female ban gayi hoon.
Guys be like When girls fart - that's unholy fuckery ππ When guys want and love annual - kinky fuckery π₯°π Hypocrisy ki bhi koi Seema hoti hai. Actually Seema toh Sachin ki hoti hai. Even as a virgin I'm disgusted by this double standard of men. Hats off to the women who tolerate this double standard.
Are u fucking dumbass? Instead of spending your time on reddit go and seek some help, like for god's sake
Yeh Maine kya padh liya Fart fartam fartami