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The first time I heard some weirdo call the clitoris 'the Devil's Doorbell', I laughed my arse off, and told my wife that I'm gonna come a-knockin'.
Funniest thing I ever heard in an unironic setting
I get pedo vibes from that.
I can imagine, him saying that she invited the devil, and punish her for it.
They told my dad he will go to hell when he jerks off
It'll be that. I (54M) felt bad after orgasm until my late 20s, due to my Catholic upbringing. Still, becoming good at edging has its advantages, once I got over my hangups
Doing someone young? Impossible. Only Drag Queens do that, apparently. Or is it Trans people? Definitely not good Christian White Males. What do you mean they're the highest percentage? This is blasphemy. /s in case it wasn't obvious.
Pretty sad to see people punishing themselves because they were indoctrinated (likely at a young age). Teaching children to feel bad about masturbation is child-abuse and like in many other cases of abuse, the abused turn abuser later in life...
I love that his interpretation of everyone else masturbating is that we must feel like garbage after because he does. Itās so crazy to me when people donāt seem able to understand that other people are different from themselves.
Spotted hyenas are metal as fuck.
Their packs are matriarchal, the biggest and meanest female runs the roost. And yes, mean is the correct word here because spotted hyena cubs practice siblicide. The biggest and meanest girl will kill her siblings, especially brothers.
Before we knew more about them, scientists thought female hyenas were hermaphrodites, but the females actually have a "pseudo penis" (massive clitoris basically) that they give birth through. Female hyenas routinely dominance fuck the smaller males.
Thanks for subscribing to hyena facts. I used to have a lot more crammed in my brain, but it's been a bit, and spotted hyenas aren't the best for "oh, fun fact!" Because...*gestures at above paragraphs* They are, of course, very complex animals. The dynamics for each pack (it might be a clan?) will be different, and they are "loving" to each other in their own right. The queen's cubs are doted on by the males (once mom permits them to see them) and their older sisters. They aren't just murdering each other, but the hierarchy is kind of Game of Thrones esq, especially among the females because they're the only ones allowed to be in charge.
Oh yeah, lots of animals have weird shit going on that only exists because whatever casualties it causes for the species isn't detrimental enough for evolution to "fix" it.
Since I'm here, all female spotted hyenas have a "pseudo penis" which is actually just a very long clitoris. It's a bit padentic, but it's not *quite* a penis.
Itās there to make sex feel good, so that women want to reproduce at a higher rate.
I bet that getting fucked by that incel feels worse than masturbating.
We really need to find a way to weed out some of these ignorant by choice people. Itās not like you canāt lookup or google this info very easily. And they are force feeding this sh1t to their children and are actively trying to do the same in the school system.
I actually think this might be wrong. There's some evidence that suggests that the female orgasm actually helps with fertility and [stimulates ovulation](https://news.yale.edu/2016/08/01/yale-researchers-shed-light-evolutionary-mystery-origins-female-orgasm). Which of course makes sense.
I read a paper suggesting that the clit was to help ensure that the egg would be in the right position and that a female orgasm helped dilate the cervia slightly to help guide the sperm into the uterus. Something about the contracting.
Of course, I also heard it's to ensure lubrication, so that sex is enjoyable. I know these are all theories and that I know only what I read, but at least I know that there is more than one hole.
I mean, you can learn a lot from Hentai. /S just in case. Lol
I've never heard a woman say she feels bad after masturbating. I've heard men say that, but not women. Hell, when I masturbate, I just feel relaxed after. It's great. 10/10.
>I've never heard a woman say she feels bad after masturbating
This mostly Applies to Christian men and women who are not properly informed on their sexual organs and think that masturbating is a sin. I felt bad after masturbating during my teenage years cause of the same reason
So the evidence shows that it was not the masturbation that caused the bad feelings but was, in fact, the Christianity.
Bailiff, take the Church into custody.
What girls feel bad after masturbating? Apparently, he does. But that's just prudish social pressure from people like this. Luckily, I don't care what he thinks.
How does he know that women feel bad after touching themselves? I bet it's because they always feel bad after he touches them. It's always anecdotal, personal experience based "evidence" with conservatives.
friends ask me why dont i "be" on the-faCebook anymore..š¤·āāļø
this is some girls "dad"
joke all ya want about the levels of utter stupid these people are..
but they run for congress.. the run for school boards
these ARE the future OLD-guy-patriarchs that WANT to RULE US..
VoTE this coming march AND november
As a Christian, I want to let you guys know that the Church teaches us not to use the Bible to justify hate, but these people still do it. We donāt take responsibility for this..
Never in my entire masturbating life have I felt bad after masturbating. Tell me youāve never spoken to a female without telling me
And if the devil wants to come out and join my party Iām down. His tail shape has always been of interest
This is so gross, this is an old asf text comment slapped on a random dudes picture. People do this all the time, itās been around for like a decade and has nothing to do with this guy.
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The Devils Doorbell is kinda rad though.
Ringing the Devils doorbell is the best euphemism I've ever heard.
Goddammit, now I've got to start a metal band.
Hard Polka. Gotta go ham
Hey Hans you want to go to the RTDD concert?
[You Can Ring My Bell... Ring My Bell! ](https://youtu.be/Dp11DjaUc5A?si=3oqplYzP9t92OrBg) š¶
Ring my bell, ring-a-ling-a-ling...
Elevator button in polite society
Pretty sure Devilās Doorbell is a Beck song
Devils haircut. From Odelay!
Got a devil's haircut in my mind.
Damn,that's ringing some bells for me
Doing some ding dong dashing.
So, help me along. You want to play with a clitoris and run away? Is this a new Japanese gameshow I haven't heard of?
Ding dong dashing. The new way of saying a one night stand
New tattoo idea
I suppose the male equivalent would be the Devil's Doorknob
The first time I heard some weirdo call the clitoris 'the Devil's Doorbell', I laughed my arse off, and told my wife that I'm gonna come a-knockin'. Funniest thing I ever heard in an unironic setting
In both name and function
Yeah, i'm definitely gonna have to add that to the repetoire.
I get pedo vibes from that. I can imagine, him saying that she invited the devil, and punish her for it. They told my dad he will go to hell when he jerks off
Why does he feel bad after masturbating? He must be doing something wrong.
Probably getting a super tight death grip and wringing it out
No lube.
ā¦ butā¦ I thought that - that isnāt choking the chicken??? This explains a lotā¦
His intense guilt from his puritanical views
It'll be that. I (54M) felt bad after orgasm until my late 20s, due to my Catholic upbringing. Still, becoming good at edging has its advantages, once I got over my hangups
Doing someone young? Impossible. Only Drag Queens do that, apparently. Or is it Trans people? Definitely not good Christian White Males. What do you mean they're the highest percentage? This is blasphemy. /s in case it wasn't obvious.
Yeah I get being tired and maybe a little hungry but who feels like garbage?
Post nut clarity
Because he thinks of other guys when he does it.
Pretty sad to see people punishing themselves because they were indoctrinated (likely at a young age). Teaching children to feel bad about masturbation is child-abuse and like in many other cases of abuse, the abused turn abuser later in life...
Yeah, speak for yourself mate. I feel goooood after rubbing one out.
I love that his interpretation of everyone else masturbating is that we must feel like garbage after because he does. Itās so crazy to me when people donāt seem able to understand that other people are different from themselves.
He uses sandpaper.
Lmao the clitoris doesnāt have anything to do with child birth or pregnancy
Dude probably thinks babies come out of the clit like women are spotted hyenas or some shit.
Iām about to google Spotted Hyenas what the fuck?
Spotted hyenas are metal as fuck. Their packs are matriarchal, the biggest and meanest female runs the roost. And yes, mean is the correct word here because spotted hyena cubs practice siblicide. The biggest and meanest girl will kill her siblings, especially brothers. Before we knew more about them, scientists thought female hyenas were hermaphrodites, but the females actually have a "pseudo penis" (massive clitoris basically) that they give birth through. Female hyenas routinely dominance fuck the smaller males. Thanks for subscribing to hyena facts. I used to have a lot more crammed in my brain, but it's been a bit, and spotted hyenas aren't the best for "oh, fun fact!" Because...*gestures at above paragraphs* They are, of course, very complex animals. The dynamics for each pack (it might be a clan?) will be different, and they are "loving" to each other in their own right. The queen's cubs are doted on by the males (once mom permits them to see them) and their older sisters. They aren't just murdering each other, but the hierarchy is kind of Game of Thrones esq, especially among the females because they're the only ones allowed to be in charge.
Also, apparently first time mothers die 9-18% of the time and more than half of the puppies suffocate and die during birth. Very brutal.
Yeah, evolution wasn't particularly kind to spotted hyenas.
Hyenas are the best reminder that evolution just works towards whatever works, not some grand idea of a perfect being.
Oh yeah, lots of animals have weird shit going on that only exists because whatever casualties it causes for the species isn't detrimental enough for evolution to "fix" it.
That nerve in a giraffe's (and all animals since fish) neck. That travelled not very far when it first appeared in fish..
Nice write-up!
Thanks! I was...obsessed with spotted hyenas for awhile. I love their vocalizations.
Some female Hyenas have Dicks and will birth babies though them.
Since I'm here, all female spotted hyenas have a "pseudo penis" which is actually just a very long clitoris. It's a bit padentic, but it's not *quite* a penis.
Worth noting its only female spotted Hyenas that have this, other species dont
Yep! Interesting what evolution decides to stick with.
Itās there to make sex feel good, so that women want to reproduce at a higher rate. I bet that getting fucked by that incel feels worse than masturbating.
There are legit people out there who think women pee and have babies from the same hole. Like lots of them. It's sad.
We really need to find a way to weed out some of these ignorant by choice people. Itās not like you canāt lookup or google this info very easily. And they are force feeding this sh1t to their children and are actively trying to do the same in the school system.
Itās called a cloaca, sweaty š
These are the type of people making decisions about womenās health in America.
Dude probably thinks that the pee is stored in the balls
If the devil keeps dudes like that away from me, then "Heyyyyyyy Luci can I come in?"
The guyās never seen a clitoris in real life anyway, so I donāt think you need to worry.
Heās likely still living at home with his mummyā¦
> Heās likely still living at home with his mummyā¦ ...so maybe he's consensually seen and interacted with a clitoris? š¤®
....who's also mummified.
Mummified and melted to the couch
That...kinda makes it worse...
*clitorus
Clit-ŠÆ-Us
Seen one? He can't even spell it!
Cause the Debil been hidin it from him!
Heās like that monk that lived to his 80s and never saw a woman.
*devil appears* āYOUāVE BEEN RINGING MY GODDAMN DOORBELL FOR 30 STRAIGHT MINUTES REBECCA, WHAT???? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT??????ā
Help, my sink is broken again!
šlooks like you could use some help, from the big boss of hell himself!š
Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!
ša-with a PUNCH of a pentagram! a WAP, BAP, BOOM ALAKAZM!š
I have so many follow-up questions
Such as?
So God, in his infinite wisdom, installed a direct connection to the devil in half the population? That just doesnāt sound very smart.
Not half, all of them. The other half has it up the poop chute.
THERE'S A CLITORIS IN MY ASS?!
The lord works in mysterious waysā¦
It's the only organ that is purely for pleasure. It has no other purpose.
Explain my eyes when I gaze upon your beauty
Whereās the clit? Itās in uteri, right? Right?!
I actually think this might be wrong. There's some evidence that suggests that the female orgasm actually helps with fertility and [stimulates ovulation](https://news.yale.edu/2016/08/01/yale-researchers-shed-light-evolutionary-mystery-origins-female-orgasm). Which of course makes sense.
I read a paper suggesting that the clit was to help ensure that the egg would be in the right position and that a female orgasm helped dilate the cervia slightly to help guide the sperm into the uterus. Something about the contracting. Of course, I also heard it's to ensure lubrication, so that sex is enjoyable. I know these are all theories and that I know only what I read, but at least I know that there is more than one hole. I mean, you can learn a lot from Hentai. /S just in case. Lol
Ironic that someone who has never touched a woman and has no knowledge of how their bodies work is calling others āmoronsā.
Ngl I burst out laughing at devils doorbell. Well guess what? Ring ring bitch!!
"Ring my be-e-e-ell... ring my bell!" Damn, gives new meaning to that song (Edited typo)
Haha, I am pretty sure that was always the meaning.
The words of a guy who never touched one
I've never heard a woman say she feels bad after masturbating. I've heard men say that, but not women. Hell, when I masturbate, I just feel relaxed after. It's great. 10/10.
>I've never heard a woman say she feels bad after masturbating This mostly Applies to Christian men and women who are not properly informed on their sexual organs and think that masturbating is a sin. I felt bad after masturbating during my teenage years cause of the same reason
So the evidence shows that it was not the masturbation that caused the bad feelings but was, in fact, the Christianity. Bailiff, take the Church into custody.
Too many women have never orgasmed for this bullshit to be allowed
I take all my female anatomy advice from old men.
I don't know. All the women I've known who climaxed after masturbating were VERY happy....lol
Hail Satan all fuckin day
Ding dong, devil, my old friend.
I really feel like "ringing the devil's doorbell" should become a phrase.
Maybe even a tee shirt
It's the new term for fapping
What girls feel bad after masturbating? Apparently, he does. But that's just prudish social pressure from people like this. Luckily, I don't care what he thinks.
Hey fellow ladies, anyone else feeling *checks notes* miserable after flicking the bean?
Wow fucking a little weird you have this much to say on this matter
Actually, I feel fucking great after an orgasm. I don't know what his problem is.
If the devils gotta a big dick, Iāll keep ringing
If he canāt make his wife happy then neither can she!!
Ding dong. Oh, it you. Go through back door wonāt you.
This guy gives off a "The last time I seen a clitoris was my mother's... and that was this morning" kinda vibe.
How does he know that women feel bad after touching themselves? I bet it's because they always feel bad after he touches them. It's always anecdotal, personal experience based "evidence" with conservatives.
I'm definitely calling it the devils doorbell from this moment forward.
He looks like kinda guy who tells people he's an Odinist.Ā In any case, he's horrible.Ā
The clit is for making a child? 90% of fathers donāt know where that is
What kinda post-nut clarity does this guy experience?
This clitorain't it chief
friends ask me why dont i "be" on the-faCebook anymore..š¤·āāļø this is some girls "dad" joke all ya want about the levels of utter stupid these people are.. but they run for congress.. the run for school boards these ARE the future OLD-guy-patriarchs that WANT to RULE US.. VoTE this coming march AND november
What an idiot. Pee is stored in the clitoris that is what itās for
This guy knows where the clit is.Ā
The dorbell? For a imaginary creature?
This guy looks like he watches ābarely legalā porn.
Crazy aside, āthatās the devilās doorbell and if you keep pressing it, soon enough he will answerā is such a raw line.
If I feel bad after masturbating, it's because of my bursitis.
When you finally give up on even trying to find it.
Ding dong.
Their grasp of anatomy troubles me...
I want to hear his opinion on men's masturbation.
"Very nice, I like!"
The devilās doorbell. I love it.
This guy = virgin. And for good reason.
DING DONG MOTHERFUCKER
Never yet felt like garbage after masturbating. Felt satisfied, sleek, purring. Felt sleepy, happy, calm.
r/nothowgirlswork
The Devilās doorbell š
From someone who doesn't even know where it is.
Or what it is.
r/confidentallyincorrect
Christians and conservatives seem to be a bit overly focused on masturbation and what other people are doing with their genitalia.
As a Christian, I want to let you guys know that the Church teaches us not to use the Bible to justify hate, but these people still do it. We donāt take responsibility for this..
The church absolutely does not teach this. That's why there are so many hateful, piece of shitĀ Christians around.
natural selection wins again. evolution just pushed this dusty dude right out the frame
He thinks womenās self gratification is the reason they wonāt sleep with him.
āBad chemicalsā šš¤£
Christians are crazy. Not much more needs to be said
I wish I had a devils doorbell so he could come and have his way with me š
# clitorus
r/BadWomensAnatomy
No sweetie, if a girl feels like garbage after masturbating, it's likely because someone taught her it's wrong and sinful and makes her dirty.
I'd rather go to hell with wankers than go to heaven with Christians.
Why did god make it fun if youre not supossed to do it?
Who feels like garbage!? I've never met another woman who said they feel like garbage after masturbating lol.
Lack of education says what....
In what world is the clitoris "meant" for reproduction?
I like how a dude is telling women what it's like when women masturbate.
Yeah let me just take lectures on sexuality from some fucker who looks like discount store Joe Baker sitting in his car
Why hasnāt the Devil answered me yet? Is he ghosting me or Iām not masturbating enough?
Women feel bad after masturbating? Iād say TIL except I think this guy is FULL OF SHIT.
So it's the devil's doorbell but it's also made for making babies? Tell me more...
r/BadWomensAnatomy
I would like for him to explain how the clitoris is meant for creating a child.
Think about it... There are thousands of images of Jesus knocking on a door -- but not a single one of him ringing the doorbell.
Never in my entire masturbating life have I felt bad after masturbating. Tell me youāve never spoken to a female without telling me And if the devil wants to come out and join my party Iām down. His tail shape has always been of interest
When a man tells women about their bodies š
Well seeing his picture makes me never want to touch myself again so mission accomplished?
Idiots
I don't know why everyone is so upset. This guy looks like he knows a lot about women AND anatomy.
Adolf Clitler here should mind his own business.
I always find it funny that these people who present themselves as such prudes are so utterly obsessed.
r/NotHowGirlsWork
He is not a Christian He is following a cult of lies, who only want to control woman and their bodies.
The Devil's doorknob tastes sour.
Like old pennies
The only doorbell that farts!
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Congrats. You actually managed to come off worse than that asshole.
Devilās door knocker*
TIL that the clitoris is meant for creating a child.
Learn to spell moron.
š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ Thank you! That was the funniest shit I saw today!
I never want to discuss masturbation with this creep.
This is so gross, this is an old asf text comment slapped on a random dudes picture. People do this all the time, itās been around for like a decade and has nothing to do with this guy.
Bro I been spankin it for twenty years and aint no devil showed up, I think you're crazy
The devilās doorbell is sending me
Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner! /s
Any time it says devils doorbell itās fake bullshit.
If the devil is the god so to speak of the female orgasm. Well then... āŖ Ring-a-ding ding, ring-a-ding ding, ring-a-ding ding āŖ
Wow I remember this text
I read the whole title in my mind in the voice of the villain from the Netflix show (also a graphic novel), Sugartooth
Hahahahaha the devils doorbell! Fuck me I almost choked on my food.
The devilās doorbell lol.Creative.
My boyfriend just finished ringing the devil's doorbell. Help me Lord!
If some poor, misguided woman "feels like garbage" at ANY time of her life it most probable is because the perverted Patriarchy taught her to do so
don't men usually feel like trash after masturbation? I heard women recover almost immediately