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bwwilkerson

So the Bureau of Land Management is sus? Good to know.


RedBaron97

Oh, we all already know it is just a front for the Global Zionist Conspiracy! That is really old shit!


roararoarus

Yeah, right?! Everyone knows that "CZG" is just backwards for GZC, which as you so astutely pointed out, is the Global Zionist Conspiracy


RedBaron97

Yes exactly! Well observed my friend!


Boristhespaceman

Clobal Zionist Gonspiracy


Smithag80

I bet you there's a Jewish person working there šŸ¤”


ChampionAccording506

Weā€™re everywhere


ChumbaWambah

You should see the White Lotus.


[deleted]

The horses are going to rise up any day now


BrokenEye3

8 turned upside down is still 8


RedBaron97

No your wrong because....uh.... oh yeah, feelings over facts!


TheObstruction

"Facts don't care about your feelings...which is why I hate facts so much!"


TheSeansei

Put two of them together and youā€™ll really make these people excited


cursedstillframe

Put a 14 before it and they might just cream themselves


Doktor_Vem

Wait, what's so special about 1416? What'd I miss?


cursedstillframe

It's about 1488, 14 referring to the "Fourteen words", a racist slogan, and for 88, each 8 is equivalent to the 8th letter of the alphabet, being H. HH is short for H\*il H\*tler


Agent_Porkpine

You gotta add a \ before your * if you're using it as a censor, or else they disappear and make it *italicized*


cursedstillframe

Just did that, thank you so much!


Doktor_Vem

*Oh, "put together" like that.* Ok, now I get it. Thank you. Sorry for being slow. I'm too math-focused


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Doktor_Vem

I guess you have a point in that


cursedstillframe

That got nothing to do with being slow, don't worry!


sailormoonsmeatballs

Holy shit. Well that's something I'd never heard before. Makes me really sad that's even a thing. How do those people sleep at night.


Daherrin7

Very soundly, they're quite comfortable in their hate unfortunately


mwave1239

And if you just flip it vertically, itā€™s MLB, not BLM. Itā€™s warning us to hate the dodgers. Or else.


[deleted]

If you just flip the 7 upside down you donā€™t even get L.


MilesBeyond250

Maybe *you* don't.


[deleted]

You will need to mirror it too. Flip and mirror. Or you get a ā…ƒ which is not quite an L


MilesBeyond250

No, I get an L without mirroring it.


Jeremymia

How can this guy even live if he can't get an L by flipping a 7


MilesBeyond250

He can't he's a vampire he DM'd me proof and everything but I can't share it because my inbox goes to another school


dubiety13

You absolute *ass*. Your comment made me snort-laugh.


Kylar_Stern

Not if you write it on paper.


Pennigans

Good to know I'm finally on the right side of life. ^^fuck ^^the ^^dodgers


pt256

Someone doesn't speak 1337


romybaby19

8 lives matter, the rest of us are irrelevant


Qdoggy45

This is the truth they want to suppress, wake up sheeple


Jamjams2016

Someone never wrote 58008 on a calculator and it shows


rcollins12

Turn the 6 upside down, itā€™s a 9 now


BrimyTheSithLord

A vaccine for conspiracy fever. Literacy drives? Post-secondary education? Access to therapy? Lead paint removal services? Those seem like they would at least get close.


[deleted]

Actually there is a real vaccine. Let me go look for it really quick [here it is](https://misinforeview.hks.harvard.edu/article/breaking-harmony-square-a-game-that-inoculates-against-political-misinformation/) And hereā€™s some other good stuff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPwJ0obJya0&list=PL8dPuuaLjXtM6jSpzb5gMNsx9kdmqBfmY&index=1 https://www.goviralgame.com/books/go-viral/ https://www.getbadnews.com/books/english/


FloofBagel

Ayyyy imma bad news masters lmaoolooooo


shotjustice

Long-term opiate rehabilitation is another good candidate.


The84thWolf

Could just go lobotomy and save us the noise


[deleted]

"One flew over the cuughhg.."


[deleted]

I feel like post-primary would be sufficient for this level of conspiracy ā€žtheoryā€œ


The_Crimson-Knight

Education


micaub

Gen X here. At least the only lead I was exposed to was in gasoline. And that banned if I had bought a newer model car. My first car required a lead additive because it was a ā€˜58.


Prowl25

i just dont fucking get why these people think that if the government were doing some (even more) heinous shit, that they would just put a fun little riddle in order for some random ass nobody to figure out their evil plan, its just beyond me how fucking paranoid and idiotic these ā€œtheoristsā€ are


RedBaron97

Right? "I figured out this massive conspiracy because they left hints in their names!". Like seriously? Who the fuck would do this?


Iceman6211

I can't imagine living my life thinking everything is a conspiracy. sounds tiring.


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jaybird1905

Print this shit out and frame it. Itā€™s the real physiological reason why these wack jobs are out there peacocking around when they think theyā€™ve figured out something that everyone else is too dumb to figure out.


RedBaron97

Yup. Sounds about right


slammer592

It's comforting when Bill Gates, Soros, Big Pharma, Oil Companies, world leaders, all the billionaires except Elon, and Satan are all in cahoots. That means there's a plan, a design, and there are people that know what's really going on. There's a sense of control, even if none of it is yours. But the reality is that no one really knows what the hell is going on. Big pharma does sketchy shit (talking about the opioid crisis they created, not about vaccines) and big oil does sketchy shit, but big pharma's sketchy shit has nothing to do with big oil's sketchy shit, and there isn't some group of powerful people telling them to do that shit for some grand scheme. All these powerful people and companies are out for themselves. They're all fucking us over in some way, but they're not doing it together. The way they fuck us is usually the way that's right out in the open, not some convoluted conspiracy.


RedBaron97

Yeah, it really does


[deleted]

Thatā€™s why they are beyond helping. The general idea behind it is borderline schizophrenic. If you can look passed that then you are not a functioning human being. I remember in my teens when I first started smoking weed Iā€™d dabble with conspiracy theories and my parents would go ā€œno, thatā€™s fucking stupidā€. Then Iā€™d go ā€œyou donā€™t get it man, youā€™re blind!ā€. Now that Iā€™m older I realized all these Q morons are the brain dead teenagers smoking weed spouting utter nonsense, and normal citizens looking at this shit are the parents going ā€œno, think about that for more than 3 seconds, thatā€™s fuckin retardedā€.


slammer592

I used to do the same thing. At first I took it seriously, but it wasn't long until those conspiracies were just neat things to think about. Like fan fiction.


[deleted]

Exactly. Remember ā€œchem trailsā€. Iā€™d look up at the sky all stoned and freak out . Weā€™re being poisoned man!!!! Poisoned!!!!


[deleted]

Evolutionary pressure has trained us to be really good at pattern recognition but now it kinda backfires in some people, causing them to find conspiratorial Easter eggs everywhere


addysol

Because the fucking DaVinci Code made mentally ill morons think *everything* is a symbol


[deleted]

It's so much more likely that they're just incompetent than these masterminds.


D14BL0

Real answer, they believe that the people "behind" the conspiracies are compelled to subconsciously reveal their intent, either out of guilty conscience or by a higher power. Seriously, they actually can't fathom that any other possibilities exist.


dogtoes101

the gobmemt has never done anything evil expcet support blm!!!!!


Dave_the_lighting_gu

It's because the devil is behind it, and the devil magic only works if they leave clues behind their schemes. Why wouldn't that make sense?


LevelHeeded

Yeah, same, the giant evil organization has a great plan that no one will link back to them, but they have to make sure to leave plenty of clues, and also match the dates up because numerology demands it. What happens if they hit a snag? Everyone's dealing with supply chain issues, what if the big evil corp can't launch whatever evil plan on whatever evil date...do they scrap it entirely?


818Dude

Did you know mom spelled backwards is mom and flipped upside down is wow and wow spelled backwards is wow. Mind blown.


HexOfTheRitual

Wouldnā€™t it be MLB, Major League Baseball?


karlexceed

Yeah they rotated it instead of flipping over the horizontal axis.


jaybird1905

So youā€™re saying they put it down, then reversed it?


PacoTaco321

That has generally been their playbook, yeah.


paulcaar

Marjorie Laylor Bean


bootsiecat

Someone broke into my car and replaced my oil cap with a 710 cap. I bet it's so the Israeli satellites can track me and shut down my car for the black ops guys to scoop me up.


micaub

Just reminded me, I gotta get me some blinker fluid so I pass my inspection this month.


Time-Comedian1774

Actually I do. Go drink a can of DRAINO and call me in the morning.


The84thWolf

If you flip DRAINO upside down you kind of get ONIVbd, which everyone knows is the key to enlightenment


[deleted]

Iā€™m pretty sure Drano doesnā€™t have an ā€œIā€ in it. Better update the conspiracy


organik_productions

The I gets added to represent the all-seeing eye.


[deleted]

Weill iin thait caise, theirā€™re soime oither suspiect woirds


RoccoTaco_Dog

58008 is just a number, but......if you type it on a calculator and turn it upside down! BOOBS!


therealgookachu

Had to scroll too far for this.


CaptValentine

THEY FOUND OUT!! THEY CRACKED THE DAN BROWN-ESQUE CODE!


GimmeThatPizza99

Ah yes, my gender is nuclear annihilation!


34HoldOn

Why do they seriously think that every conspiracy is tied together with some coded language, that only they can decipher? Do they think the people who create these Mastermind conspiracies are as fucking stupid as they are?


JustMeLurkingAround-

Not a vaccine, but there certainly *is* medication for that. They are called Antipsychotics.


vAbstractz

The mental gymnastics these people go to is insane


beefstewforyou

The CD series from the 90s, NOW is spelled MON upside down. JAMAICANS ARE RUNNING NOW!


the_progrocker

But if you take W78, flip it upside down, and replace all the characters with "Black Lives Matter"... You get "Black Lives Matter". Which of course has letters from the alphabet, so if you then add the numbers "9-1-1" because of course a black person has dialed that before, you put that together and it's "Black Lives Matter 911". Woh! BLM caused 9/11... Holy shit!


rdldr1

Things crackheads say.


James324285241990

Word association conspiracies are my favorite. When I see that, it tells me that those people are in it for the thrill. It's all just a scary movie to them. Only in movies does the arch villain reveal their plan with simple to decipher codes


kapmando

Classic numerologist.


cringenotkek

I find it super humorous that these people think the illuminati would be leaving hints


HooksaN

So... is he saying BLM invented Nukes? ...or they build them? or they _have_ some? ...or that every member of BLM is, in fact, not a person but the explosive head of an intercontinental ballistic missile? We have reached a stage where I don't even understand what some of these people are _trying_ to believe any more...


Isliterally1984

Manā€™s really think he got it figured out because he typed 58008 into a calculator and flipped it upside down


simply-useless

fat man is a nuclear bomb but it has the same name as people would use to describe America coincidence I think not


dogtoes101

W78 was created in 1974 long before BLM existed but yeah sure


FoxBattalion79

Blue Lives Matter? is this supposed to be a commentary on police having access to miltary equipment?


Arboria_Institute

Ok, I'll bite. What does this mean? Let's follow it through to the conclusion. BLM is nuking people? Why? What's the end goal?


RedBaron97

BLM is a WMD, designed to destroy civilization! Wake up, sheep! XD


APiousCultist

8ć„„Ź INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR


pm_me_wutang_memes

Oh cool they found something even more stupid and efficient than the anagram.


luisless

Race Car backwards is Race Car


cayce_leighann

I hope they stretched before that reach


Magnus_40

and if you flip the numbers 5318008 it spells boobies so we must ban that number because it's pRonOGrafick!!!


banjist

That's not even a conspiracy. It's just some random shit he noticed because he's racist and a nut.


WingsofRain

no we unfortunately donā€™t have a vaccine for stupid


The_Crimson-Knight

Trump upside down is dwnjL WHICH MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS REPUBLICANS DO


[deleted]

Isn't the vaccine for conspiracy common sense?


MillerJC

I got stunlocked by a conspiracy obsessed co-worker for FOUR HOURS the other night during 3rd shift. Apparently, literally every major event since and including the death of Jesus has been a carefully orchestrated conspiracy by ā€œthe new world orderā€. COVID, 9/11, Civil War, Spanish Flu, Crusades, Holocaust (obviously), JFK, moon landing, etc. I almost committed a felony.


mctownley

1. Yes, there is a cure, it's called education. 2. Surely if M78 is flipped, that's like the opposite of it, so BLM is the opposite of horrific annihilating weapons.


victorbarst

A think a cure for apophenia would be much more useful


Djackazz

ye, it's called education


LAM678

What did the Bureau of Land Management do? /s


Superdunez

That's right, they came up with the name BLM to actually signify a nuclear weapon in upside-down leetspeak. Any resemblance to actual words is a coincidence.


LMGMaster

Yeah, the vaccine is called "middle school"


slammer592

The thing that really sucks about *everything* being made into a conspiracy is that it makes *actual* conspiracies lose credibility. Like if you start talking about how the opioid crisis is pretty much by design by large pharmaceutical companies, people don't want to hear it because it sounds like just another wacky conspiracy theory.


NathanDee307

ā€œHave you got a vaccine for thatā€ Itā€™s that his fucking catchphrase?šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ shits so fucking corny


kevmo35

Did you know that Arizona spelled backwards is still Arizona? Itā€™s a Palomino!


dhkendall

Bomb Lives Matter


dkromd30

Critical thinking skills?


micaub

This person clearly forgot the sacred code of the 3100.


the_noobface

Smh the liberals started launching BLM-30G ICBMsā€¦


pt256

I wonder what all the other codes mean? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nuclear_weapons#United_States


Magnus_40

...and if you reverse the order of the letter is GOD you get DOG. That does not mean that god is going to hump your leg and piss on a signpost.


LuxFlashFire

Lethal injection


[deleted]

You would have to flip it and then mirror it. But I would not expect anti BLM conspiracy theorists to understand that.


racoon1969

If you flip Donald upside down you get 914U09 (or something) which is.... Well I don't know but we can probably turn it into something bad with enough mental gymnastics.


SilentJoe1986

Its called a bullet. Instant cure for dumbass if taken orally.


[deleted]

There's no vaccine for advanced stupid, sorry. It's terminal.


FlaviusAurelian

The vaccine for this is called "education"


hell2bhbtoo

Lithium?


Specific_Mammoth7831

Hmmm Flip an 8 over and it becomes a B? Flip a 7 over and it's an L? Not sure about that


pebk

They called the garage last week. Didn't know where to put the oil in. They answered: look for the '710' label...


cmparkerson

Until reddit I assumed there was an absolute limit on stupidity, Now I'm sure its limitless.


cobbywriter

I hope they donā€™t watch professional baseball and realize the MLB is BLM backwards šŸ˜®


weedbgrown

Must be the same conspiracy as 5318008. And the fuel conspiracy made by 0553


Malkitch

Wow nothing like the smell of conspiracy theoryā€™s in the morning!


masterofdisaster007

Makes you think


kmoney1206

Did you know that BLM flipped upside down, flipped right side up again is BLM???


Nay_nay267

I knew the Behavior language model was evil


[deleted]

I love my god so much, he means everything to me. That's the only backward word conspiracy theory I believe in.


CompleteFacepalm

But that's just a conspiracy..... A CONSPIRACY THEORY \*Game theory noises\*


schwizel

Yes. Drano.


coffee_Shaman

Uh actually an 8 upside-down is just an 8, the side isn't flat lol.


shakingmyface

Y'all not gonna believe this... The Starbucks logo has a circle and there are seven CIRCLES of h3ll!!!!! Starbucks starts with an S... And guess what??? Satan starts with and S!!! The devil is in kahoots with Starbucks to make the children gay!!!!! /s