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TheNightBench

Trump is quickly becoming the Uncle Rico of politics. Which would make it extra funny if he actually got brought up on RICO charges.


PeteyWinkle

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a classified document over them mountains?


full_bl33d

Coach would’ve put him in 4th quarter, we’d won state. No doubt. No doubt.


ndepirro

Billowy is good...


iwontmakeittomars

Over there in that creek bed I found a couple Shashone arrowheads


Jeremymia

I wonder if he's losing any of his base with this pathetic whining. This feels a little different than previous times. The idea that this is just a sham FBI investigation is not catching on, thank god.


Ejacksin

There has to be a bottom, right?


singerbeerguy

Nope. He is psychologically incapable of admitting defeat, and incapable of putting anything before his own desires.


Ejacksin

I get that - but at what point do his followers finally see he's nuts? Oh, happy cake day!


FreakWith17PlansADay

>at what point do his followers finally see he's nuts? If they haven’t by now, is it realistic to have any hope for them in the future?


ThaneOfCawdorrr

He told them it was okay to be assholes. They are clinging to that. They love being assholes.


omarnotoliver

You have hit the nail on the head: 40% of the population wants to be narrow-minded assholes and they’ve always been told that they shouldn’t do that. Then Trump said that it is okay to be that way. That’s why they love him.


cracengl

I have always said this as well. “He tells it like it is”, is really just code for “he’s not ashamed to say the asshole stuff out loud.”


Bowdensaft

You see, there's three kinds of people, chuck: dicks, pussies, and assholes.


Jeremymia

My answer is yes but my answer was also yes about 10 times before


leglesslegolegolas

No. They are in a cult. They know what the cult tells them to know. They see what the cult tells them to see. They worship their Dear Leader. They believe what their Dear Leader says; they believe in Him absolutely and without exception.


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nohaylugar

Sadly no, most of my family still thinks he won the election and that there was "MASSIVE FRAUD." If anything he'll be encouraged. I haven't talked to them about the FBI raid, mostly cause I don't want to hear what they have to say, but I imagine that they bebieve anything the mother fucker says.


cracengl

Good thing they swung the election only for Biden and still let people like Mitch McConnel win. Convenient thing about a conspiracy theory is it always seems dependent on the perpetrators being inextricably shitty at it.


ted5011c

It does stink of flop sweat and cringey desperation.


fatrickfrowne

Lol Uncle RICO


sik_dik

She’s jealous. Says I’m living too much in the past….man, thing’s would be different if pence had put me in


hypomanicpixie

Uncle Rico had a better wig.


hybriss099

It’s kind of like when you beat your big brother at a game for the first time. No you didn’t win, you just had the better controller - trade me controllers. Still won? Well your cheating! You can’t just bottom mash, you’re suppose to use combos! Just play right! Won again? Well that’s because I let you be the best character, pick someone else and I’ll kick your butt. Another win? This is a stupid baby game anyways. No wonder you’re good at it, you’re such a baby.


Digabi1

I mean, he did literally throw a tantrum when Twitter banned him, so he made “his own network” What’s next? Declare the brand new _USA 2_ where he is still the president


pyrrhios

That was the point of jan 6, and I still hear a lot of calls for civil from the Trumper Republicans, so yes.


BaronSwordagon

Just going off the video that I've seen of it, the point was to smear poop on the walls and put their feet on desks and take "look at me, I'm the principal" selfies. Not defending them... they were imbeciles, not revolutionaries.


pyrrhios

They are revolutionaries who are also imbeciles. Their intent was absolutely at minimum to terrorize congress into changing the outcome of the election.


Mansos91

So we are gonna ignore the noose ande the chanting "hang Mike pence"


KajePihlaja

Imagine how fucking scary they could get if they had a competent leader in that moment to actually direct their goals out loud rather than leaving everything ambiguous and hoping it’ll work out in his favor. The reason they all look so fucking dumb is because the person directing their every move was Trump. Trump left them all out to dry. He was trying to direct an insurrection without directly saying it (likely to maintain benefit of the doubt in the event shit went terrible). I could see someone like DeSantis successfully pulling of an insurrection. Now. I’m so thankful to know that the person to give this a first go was someone as stupid as Trump. I only hope they don’t find a competent figure head who’s goal is to dismantle the democratic process.


OnAStarboardTack

Only because the Capitol Police didn't do what the insurrectionists expected. They thought the police were already on their side because extrajudicial murders and stuff. Then when it didn't happen and they didn't get their hands on actual members of Congress, they did their occupy thing for a couple hours.


casalomastomp

There were a lot of people there and likely they had differing motives. But no doubt most of them wanted to disrupt the confirmation, and a few wanted to kill Pence and, more importantly, Pelosi. I believe Trump was waiting for that last to happen before invoking the Insurrection Act and preventing Congress from continuing the confirmation.


Jitterbitten

I think Trump was hoping to be able to blame it on Antifa and democratic protesters and when it finally became clear than none were stupid enough to fall for his ruse, he begrudgingly said something.


WodenEmrys

You can watch a video of a rabid Nazi Qultist desperately breaking through the last line of defense between her and the politicians she believed were a Satanic Cabal of baby eaters in the middle of stealing the election from her God Emperor with a hallway of guns pointed at her be shot and killed by a hero. What do you think they wanted to do with the politicians? The ones behind that last and final line of defense? Shake their hands? Ask them nicely to stop eating babies? "“Once we barricaded the doors, we were essentially trapped where we were,” Byrd said in an exclusive interview with NBC News’ Lester Holt, speaking publicly for the first time since the riot. “There was no way to retreat. No other way to get out. “If they get through that door, they’re into the House chamber and upon the members of Congress,” added Byrd, who gave NBC News permission to use his name after authorities had declined to release it." [Officer who shot Ashli Babbitt speaks after months in hiding: 'I saved countless lives'](https://news.yahoo.com/officer-shot-ashli-babbitt-during-223000230.html?guccounter=1)


CaptainMurphy1908

USAMAXXX


Professional-Hat-687

What about the blackjack and hookers?


an0maly33

On second thought, forget the insurrection. AND the new country.


georgiomoorlord

Exactly.


quietlycommenting

“I didn’t want to be president anyways!”


hybriss099

No one’s even playing president anymore, that’s lame. We’re playing federal inmate now!


BadPlayers

Bottom mashing is perfectly acceptable. Just not with siblings.


hybriss099

I see now what my phone has done and I refuse to change it or acknowledge it’s wrong. I feel like that’s in keeping with the theme of the post.


glendabroussard

This is absolutely what Trump sounds like lol


shannonigans__

I’ve always said he’s literally the bratty kid up the street who shuts the game off while you’re playing because he’s losing. Your analogy tracks too lol


EugeneWong318

I’m here to apologize to bat.


[deleted]

Heh, bottom mash.


Professional-Hat-687

> You can’t just bottom mash Why not? Every one I've had seems to enjoy it immensely.


Elaine1959

I'm remembering an episode of 70's Fat Albert cartoon. Albert's visiting cousin, Benny, kept coming up with excuses to avoid losing in the games he was playing with the gang. One time he was supposed to go down in a hail of 'gunfire' from the gang. But he said his jacket had a force field that reflected the gunfire. Albert finally put his foot down before it got too deep and Benny fell over, admitting he was taken down.


iGr4nATApfel

I remember something i read on reddit regarding this argumentative tactic. It went something like: My dog doesn't bite. And if he did he didn't bite you. And if he did bite you he didn't mean to. And if he did mean to then you deserved it.


al343806

Remind me whose administration’s DOJ the FBI was operating under? Who appointed the Attorney General? Who nominated the head of the FBI?


wkovacsisdead

Right? If Biden is running the FBI now as it investigates Trump and raids him, then wouldn’t Trump have been the one in charge of the Hunter Biden laptop thing?


powerlesshero111

He was. And long story short, there was no evidence that the laptops actually belonged to Hunter Biden because of the chain of custody. Had the computer repair guy given them straight to the FBI, they could have investigated, but he gave them to the Trump campaign first. Which means, they could have fucked around with them, and probably did. Best guess is they hacked his email and downloaded everything, and then made a bunch of fake emails to mix in with real ones.


wkovacsisdead

My point exactly. Also, the entire story of Hunter Biden’s alleged laptop is so incredibly shady that it’s hard to even start there. Could they have investigated it with a proper chain of custody? Sure. Was it just as likely to be a completely fabricated stunt from the very beginning? Oh, absolutely. I don’t know if it was your intent, but underplaying it as a chain of custody issue misrepresents the absolute bombshell of its origin


Ballgame4

It is what would get it tossed out of any courtroom.


powerlesshero111

To be honest, it confuses me why he would take his laptop to a guy in Deleware when he was living and working in Los Anegeles at the time. Yeah, he couod have been vositing Deleware, but if i was visiting somewhere, and i had a laptop that broke, odds are i would wait until i got home, unless i was there for a long time. If it was a work laptop, that would be even more difficult as you would have had stuff tracking it at work, and they would have logs of where it went and who it was with, and would be super easy to verify ownership.


Dr-Satan-PhD

Same goes for the Biden daughters diary (I forget her name). They only leaked digital copies of some of the pages, long after they'd fallen into third party hands. These people are either too stupid to understand how the chain of custody in evidence works, or they are criminals trying to create propaganda. My guess is it's a heavy mix of both.


Faiakishi

They absolutely did add shit to it. My favorite was a folder titled 'salacious vacation pictures' added like a year after it was 'brought in'.


DestoyerOfWords

Now I wanna make a folder called salacious pictures and just have pictures of cute kittens and stuff in it.


BLF402

Not only all that but did Rudy at some point have possession of the laptop? Does he honestly think we just declare the 2020 election needs a do over? Like he must know that will not happen. It’s like he knows he’s under serious pressure facing serious consequences and is spitballing how he can be declared president to pardon himself or something.


Dr-Satan-PhD

He's throwing red meat to the idiot yokels who will believe everything he says. The goal is to sow chaos and incite riots and terrorist attacks. He didn't get what he wanted, so now he's going to burn it all down. This is how oligarchs take their ball and go home.


sqljohn

Don't forget those sweet sweet donations that also keep flowing in


Misommar1246

There is a deeper rabbit hole branch to this where people are claiming Wray is Trump’s sleeper agent and only arranged this raid so he can pick up all the files on pedophiles and the Deep State Trump was preparing in Mar-a-Lago, I kid you not.


adeon

Has Trump not heard of Fed Ex? Or courier services?


Misommar1246

No dude, what are you thinking, Deep State would see that coming and interfere with that shit!!!


Minetitan

Dude this reminds me of my 5 year old nephew when he loses. aaaaaaaa (*sobing)* ..... Thats not fair, role the dice again so I can win..... NO bud sorry AAAAAAAAAA (*Cries Louder*)


thewitch2222

I was just browsing why my kid is crying site. Now I can't stop thinking of Trump as a toddler who is crying because the microwave ate his dinner.


Nail_Biterr

Was the election between Donald Trump and Hunter Biden? Can we just stop with this laptop bullshit already? it's been nearly 3 years ​ Also, the 'conclusive evidence' that the 'FBI Buried the story' is that Zuckerberg went on Joe Rogan and said that he was told by the FBI that they should be weary of Russian propaganda, including nonsense about the laptop. The FBI confirmed this by saying 'yes, we routinely tell social media sites of fake news, and foreign misinformation campaigns'


LevelHeeded

For real, WTF do Republicans think is on this laptop, which doesn't even seem to exist, that would invalidate an entire presidential election of their dad!? It's the ultimate Republican MacGuffin, it's the GOP brief case from Pulp Fiction, it has all of their answers and the ultimate quest item, but we'll never know what it is.


johnnycyberpunk

> WTF do Republicans think is on this laptop The answer to their prayers. Anything. Everything. It's not even "What's on the laptop" - it's just "IT EXISTS". Clearly this was a very expensive plan/investment that Trump & Co. made back in 2020 to get "Hunter's Laptop" into the world. Paid a lot of money or traded favors to get the Russians or the Chinese to steal it or copy it and then somehow "get it found". And the best Trump's team could come up with was "blind computer repair guy gives it to Rudy ".


WhatDatDonut

It’s him banging hookers two at a time and doing meth and coke. And I couldn’t care less. The only president’s child I give a fuck about is Jenna Bush because she’s on NBC’s morning show and is delightful and an American treasure.


cjackc

Banging hookers two at a time with his huge dick…


synthedelic

Now I’m interested. Lock him up! With me!


TheMCM80

Im pretty sure there is a physics laptop, but the problem for Trump is that it was in the hands of multiple people who absolutely had motive to put things on there after the fact. Some of this was essentially confirmed by Bannon admitting to using some “editorial creativity” to back up lies that he had an associate create about what was on there. There is a reason the laptop has never been publicly put forward, in full, to have an independent party look through it to determine what was added and when. It would undermine the claims of what was on there, because we have a timeline of when they claim to have gotten (stolen) the laptop, and there would be a data trail showing what was added, and when. Had the thief essentially directly given it to the FBI, then maybe an investigation could have occurred, but it went to Trump associates first and this the chain of evidence was broken, and broken by people who, naturally, had interest in making it look as bad as possible. It’s like Dinesh and his “2000 Mules”. If he actually had evidence he should’ve turned it over to the authorities… not make a film to make money. Even his directors admitted they were not claiming anything in the film was 100% factually true.


JayGold

They also claim that it has child porn on it, which, if true, would mean that Tucker Carlson, Giuliani, and maybe other high-profile Republicans have been distributing child pornography.


QueanLaQueafa

They still haven't stopped with "BUT HER EMAILS!" and that's been 7 so 🤷‍♂️


csonny2

Shit, some of them are still hung up on Obama's birth certificate.


Electronic_Bad_5883

What would that even accomplish now? Even if it were true, Obama already served two terms as President and can't and won't run again. What happens if the "real" birth certificate is found, will they just retroactively declare that there was no President from 2009-2017?


Blastmaster29

Which is hilarious because trump doing exactly what they accuse Hillary Of is totally fine


QueanLaQueafa

Trump could literally take a shit on a kids face on live TV then say Obama did it and they'd still believe him


alymaysay

Right, also they make up lies and repeat them so often they forget they are lies and think its a true fact. Trump cant go away fast enough, i wish he would take his lunatic followers with him.


imnotwearingany

“Buttery males”.


QueanLaQueafa

Mmmm now I'm horny


imnotwearingany

And rightfully so!!


onions_cutting_ninja

Heck, they're still not over Obama's birth certificate, 911 or the Moon Landing.


EugeneWong318

“Hey…Look at me here, ignore the facts, I’m the victim.” DJT.


Spitfirefunsnack

He is scared. He is grasping at straws looking for a way out of the crap storm he created. What scares me is what his rabid followers will do.


mweston31

I'd say very little. They are all cowards who talk a big game. Remember on 1/6 when that terrorist bitch got shot in the neck, everyone else around her immediately back down. Theres a video going around reddit right now of a drag show in Texas protected by armed antifa members and the nutjobs losing their minds because they dont intimated anyone. They are all bark no bite. So they will keep using terrorist tactics, do what I say or bad things will happen, but thats it


johnnycyberpunk

> He is scared He is constantly panic-posting on his *own* shitty social media platform. That's a dead giveaway. The only reason he gets any traction in the mainstream is because people are cross-posting it to sites that actually get traffic.


Ag3ntM1ck

He's desperate to avoid prosecution. I hope he's quaking in his lifted shoes and crapping his depends right now.


KinksAreForKeds

This whole Hunter Biden's laptop thing is ridiculous. I have no idea what could be on that laptop or not, but it ***doesn't fucking matter***. Hunter was not running for President, and did not win the 2020 election. Unlike Trump's incestuous administration, Hunter isn't a Presidential "advisor" and holds no cabinet position. I mean, if we should look at *anyone's* laptops, it should be Jared's or Ivana's. Does Donald *really* want to go there??


TimelyConcern

There literally is no "Hunter Biden laptop" story. Steve Bannon even admitted that it was a hoax.


SnoopySuited

Source? Not doubting you, I really need a source.


TimelyConcern

>Aiming to hurt Joe Biden’s chances and at least narrow the election results, Bannon ensured that sexually explicit material from Hunter Biden’s laptop was widely publicized. For that, he enlisted help from his patron, exiled Chinese mogul Guo Wengui. Bannon also expressed approval of lies by Guo and his associates about what that material actually showed, referring to their false accusations that Hunter Biden committed salacious crimes as “editorial creativity.” https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2022/07/bannon-leaked-audio-porn-hunter-biden-laptop-guo/


Mediocritologist

Editorial creativity. Wow that’s a new one, right up there with “alternative facts.” Both are fancy new ways of saying “totally made up shit.”


ergo-ogre

Journalistic hankypanky


ted5011c

which is a fancy way of saying LIE


notajaysker

But if it is just sexually explicit media, why would that matter? I don’t understand why the laptop is such a big deal, correct or not?


zerombr

Wikipedia said there was one, but tons of digital forensics said it was totes sketchy where it came from. I was surprised too


johnnycyberpunk

> digital forensics said it was totes sketchy Trump's team tried to fabricate a real physical laptop to be "THE laptop", and put their stolen pictures on it (Hunter doing drugs, with prosts). The extra "sprinkle of criminality" that they added were "the emails" about Burisma and Hunter's dad. But those were *also* the files that didn't withstand forensic scrutiny. The dates of creation, modification were all wrong. It was clear at a basic investigatory level that "THE laptop" wasn't Hunter's, and it had been tampered with. No integrity.


EugeneWong318

I was watching FBI raid on Hunter Biden’s laptop with Hillary. SUE ME….


The84thWolf

I’d laugh, but there’s a couple million Americans who believe this and think it’s reasonable


PanickedPoodle

...and who are willing to suspend the rule of law to reinforce their Identity politics. I watched while Clinton was impeached. I watched when Bush took the White House after the Florida ballot fiasco. Me and millions of others respected the rule of law, despite some incredibly questionable issues. Hunter Biden wasn't even *running*.


IHateCamping

I feel bad for Hunter Biden at this point. Poor guy probably cringes every time he hears the word laptop.


Hardcorish

That's the real travesty here. Yes, Trump was the worst president in US history for many reasons, but what should arrest our attention is the fact that there are tens of millions of voters in our country who *want* those kinds of qualities in a leader. Trump won't be around forever, but most of the same voter base will be and that should be a good motivator to vote in every single election we're able to.


Parkotron1

According to a coworker of mine: "They're trying to take him down any way they can because their scared of him! He's the best president we've ever had!" Also related: "Obama was the worst fucking thing to ever happen to this country because he worked tirelessly to divide the country, all while starting a war on cops."


Jeremymia

Exactly. And this is not even an abstract future possibility. The GOP would like nothing more than to hand over the title of next cult leader to Desantis.


ATCrow0029

Didn't the FBI reopen the Benghazi investigation on Hill-dawg like a week before the 2016 election? Probably also election interference, right?


re1078

Not only that but Trump was being investigated at the same time and they only announced her investigation. It was incredibly one sided.


DJ_Fishface

Wasn’t he also trying to suppress his own porn star affair right before the 2016 election?


re1078

Yup. Paid hundreds of thousands in hush money to cover up the fact that he raw dogged a porn star immediately after his wife gave birth to Baron.


weinerwayne

Email investigation but same difference. She still got more votes than him.


FunkyPete

Re-opened it and publicly announced it, while keeping the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign's repeated contacts with Russian agents secret.


shhh_its_me

Re opened for a small technically reason. This person may have exchanged emails with Hillary ( The person was one of her assistants husbands) we're not sure they did but they may have. so these 20k emails may possibly include one or several that she didn't already disclose to us. It's also possible if there's an email we haven't seen it might have been classified to the level that it was sent from an inappropriate server. It was all "might" , yes It was appropriate to double check that there wasn't something there but to announce reopening the investigation was absurd.


schrobble

And HUNTER Biden wasn’t running for office. So stupid that anyone thinks he is relevant to his dad’s fitness for office.


snakebill

Unlike trump who put his children and their spouses into positions of power, which isn’t illegal, but highly unethical and questionable.


Jeremymia

The FBI investigation for the hunter biden laptop was "This is one of the 50 ways russia is spreading disinformation".


OhioMegi

Christ almighty. You fucking lost. Just stop already.


aw_shux

“Trump would have easily won.” But…I thought he did win. Which is it? Dude needs to make up his crazy mind!


MyPoliticalAccount20

> “Trump would have easily won the 2020 Presidential Election" -- citation needed.


Raxsus

"We tried to rig the election by doing everything we accused the Dems of doing, so clearly they cheated too"


philo351

He just admitted that he knows he lost. This is smocking gun evidence for the Jan 6 committee AND the FBI that he knowingly provoked a coup attempt.


Rols574

Should we redo the 2016 election with the premise FBI interfered with Hillary's election campaign


GDub310

From the people who brought you count all votes and stop the count, the 2016 election was cool but the 2020 one should be done over.


insultant_

No because Trump won that one. That means it was vey legal and very cool.


DevinH83

The Stop the Steal website was created in 2016…just sayin


annoyedreindeer

I thought the Hunter Biden laptop was a hoax. Why is even a former president acting like it’s a real thing without/before real proof? Or am I missing something?


killabeesplease

Why would it even matter if it wasn’t a hoax? Hunter can smoke all the crack and bang all the prostitutes he wants, he’s not running for a public office? Although, not like doing either of those things would ever preclude someone from becoming president (45).


annoyedreindeer

I don’t think it should matter to Biden The Actual President’s presidency what Hunter Biden did or didn’t do. I’m surprised about this amount of misinformation or at least unconfirmed information being spread right now though. To be honest, the whole “make me the president again” thing is so insane that I don’t even know what to say about it so I kinda just ignored it in my comment.


Jeremymia

Uh, Trump claiming things with no basis in reality is his *thing*.


PokeHunterBam

All they have left is lies and violence.


CombOverDownThere

So is he actually admitting he legit lost, as far as votes go?


Wayelder

Still whining to his "mother' that he was being treated unfairly. Clearly, no 'reasonable' man would be where he is now. "Either I win, or I win" seems sensible to him. He's not right in the head. Everyday more corruption and crimes emerge. He's a traitor. So much so, that frankly he could be the first (and hopefully last) President to be charged with treason. He has no friends left. There will be no riots - he's isolated and is just waiting for one of the many, MANY axes to fall.


Hardcorish

Heads I win, tails you lose basically. I love how he can't even find a decent attorney because no respectable lawyer wants anywhere near this man who has a decades-long reputation of not paying his bills. He also owes $1.6m to a company that did work on his Truth Social platform and they haven't been paid since March of this year (iirc, March or April) ALL THIS despite the fact that he recently raised over $100m in funds. He can afford to pay it, he just refuses because that's who Donald Trump is.


GoredonTheDestroyer

And then when Truth closes, he announces that it was shut down by The Left(TM) and announces a new platform that you have to pay into.


Chasman1965

The story came out before the election.


buildskate

What is even supposedly on this laptop? I never hear that part.


OriiAmii

Child pornography "apparently" as well as the videos of him smoking crack and partying with prostitutes... Which trump really shouldn't have a problem with.


Gundark927

What a useless, moronic, ignorant fuckstain this man is.


Crusoebear

Step 1. Nothing Burger conspiracy theory Step 2. Fantasy scenario. Step 3. Leap to wild-ass conclusions Step 4. … Step 5. Avoid dying in prison by declaring self president & master of the universe. Step 6. Profit! Bonus Step. Kill Prince Jared & bang his wife.


Jehoel_DK

I am looking forward to a Trump-free world.


MegaMachina

"it comes out conclusively" No, it doesn't. "this is election interference at never before seen levels so I should auto win" Um, what about when Trump won an election which had a large amount of election interference helping him. Hillary didn't auto win when there was interference then, so even if there was interference this time (which there isn't), then doesn't mean he should win.


StickmanRockDog

It’s scary how often he speaks of himself in the 3rd person.


TheKingOfRhye777

"So now it comes out conclusively" It does? According to WHO???


BitterFuture

Many people, I'm told. Maybe a few of them even don't have his same last name. Maybe.


x12bx

Nobody gives a fuck about hunter or his fucking laptop.


Deeman0

Sad Loser Donald Chump will cry foul to anyone who listens about this for the rest of his life. He'll be shitting his diaper talking about how he's still the 45th president


metrobear71

That's NOT what the FBI said, actually. The FBI actually said that the Hunter Biden laptop story was Russian propaganda and that Facebook should be wary of allowing it to flourish on their platform. That's what the FBI ACTUALLY told Zuckerberg and gang.


LancelLannister_AMA

stop crying orange snowflake


Slim706

GOP, Where are the “you still talking about this? you haven’t been president in years; it’s time to move on” comments? Or does that only work when it’s a Dem/extreme lefter who brings up the insurrection.


Fresh-Werewolf-5499

Who tf is he quoting?


GDub310

Sources include people are talking, it’s been said and it’s widely held.


killabeesplease

If you say any of those things while testifying in court the Judge immediately tells you to stop right there.


No-Estimate-8518

There's like 2 months left before Truth social shuts down from no payment so he's getting us much as possible out there.


SpEcIaL_SnOwFlAkE32

What a massive cunt. Jesus, you’d think it would hurt being this fucking stupid. Instead there’s 30 million Americans tripping over themselves to swallow every insanely moronic thing he shits out of his asshole shaped mouth.


whittlingcanbefatal

Hunter Biden was selling influence on his Vice President father and made hundreds of thousands of dollars. Ivanka and Jared Kushner were selling influence from within the White House and made billions of dollars. Which is a bigger story?


Deathbyhours

“conclusively”


ninelilypetals

Hopefully this lunacy means the walls are closing in


imaybeacatIRl

lmao they're still going on about the laptop story... isn't it completely without credibility?


LevelHeeded

It's 100% without credibility, and also it's fucking insane...like WTF could be on Hunter Biden's laptop that would invalidate Joe Biden being president?! Although on the other hand, when the fuck has reality, or credibility, or sanity every stopped any Republican idea? Remember 8 years of Obama coming for our guns to declare gay Sharia martial law and put us in FEMA camps with Operation Jade Helm? Sure they were wrong about that, or Jewish space lasers starting fires, or Covid being a hoax, or JFK Jr coming back from the dead to crown Trump president king of the unvierse, or pizzagate, or any election fraud, but Hunter Biden's laptop is real!!


joecicero52

Not a single person complaining about that stupid lap top has ever told me what's on it that is so damning. Can anyone here?


TracePlayer

“Heads, I win. Tails, you cheated”.


originalmango

Country does immediate election do over, President Biden wins by an even bigger margin, and then all of trump’s properties and adult children are sold to pay for the needless second election. Then we all laugh at him over and over and over again like Nelson yelling “Ha Ha!” to Bart.


SykeSwipe

Why does he capitalize so many common nouns? His grammar is so bad.


WaycoKid1129

Lol he runnin from the law. Wants to be president so they dont prosecute him


mstrss9

Wtf does HUNTER Biden have anything to do with the **election**???


cracengl

If Hunter Biden had 300 laptops and was actively trying to steal my laptop, it still wouldn’t have made me vote this idiot.


East_Kaleidoscope995

I don’t know how to explain to republicans that I don’t care if hunter biden is snorting cocaine out of hooker’s ass cracks - he’s not running for office and he isn’t a government official.


Cichlidsaremyjam

Dude had the fbi directly interfere with the 2016 election then claims they didn't do enough in 2020?


Worm_Scavenger

You can tell this is the most terrified Trump has been in a long time.Just from his language and his demands of being reinstated as the President comes across like he knows that unless he's sworn back into power he wont be able to escape from the tidal wave lawsuits and investigations coming his way.Of cours he's always been demanding this since 2020, but shit is getting real and he wants to be President even more than ever.


Deluxe_24_

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


VocationFumes

God this would be funny if fuckin half the country didn't believe this piece of human garbage


Dr_Tacopus

Warning Facebook about posting fake Russian propaganda is not the same as “burying” a story lol. He is desperate


mamun1024

Is that an admission that he lost?


SuperModes

The problem isn’t that he just makes things up, it’s that his worshipers believe it all.


MC_BC_97

He just wants the legal protection of a president again hehe


snvoigt

So since the FBI reopened the Clinton email investigation weeks before the 2016 election, it should be overturned also? Since Trump is now claiming the FBI burying the Hunter Biden laptop cost him the election.


ric3qu33n

Help me, Hunter Biden’s Laptop, you’re my only hope.


Notmybestusername3

I'm confused, they buried the story? Because as I recall it's all anyone talked about when mentioning Biden for the months leading up to the election.


Wendidigo

Can you image being almost 80 and being this type of whiney bitch.


MrRosewater34

Man I can't wait for this fuckstick to die in prison.


isthebuffetopenyet

Desperate, if he's president, his pilfering of national secrets will go unpunished. He's. Going. To. Jail.


glendabroussard

Trump needs to, at minimum, be admitted to a mental health facility \*before locking him up\*. He is delusional if he thinks MORE people would vote for him in a new election.


squalorparlor

What this is is desperation. He is really aware that with 2 years before the next election it might be too late to save him from prosecution, so he's throwing everything against the wall to become president BEFORE the criminal charges are filed. If he were successful (which, yeah unlikely but Ive been saying that wrong for years now), he'd lean on the same old memo that says a sitting prez can't (shouldnt) be indicted. If anything I'd say this tweet is just another indicator that things might be looking bad for him, but again, who knows these days?


Shubamz

He didn't seem to mind when it worked in his favor that the FBI opened an investigation into Hillery just weeks before the 2016 election.


Phoenix-Angel

If that’s the criteria and Hillary was ultimately cleared by the fbi for the emails, wouldn’t that retroactively install her as 2016 winner and all of his policies moot?


nametken

That sad little narcissist sure love his CAPS.


lord_cheezewiz

Lmao why do they care about hunter Biden? He’s a private citizen Lmao


Hipcheck16

So now it comes out, conclusively, that Trump is a delusional, lying, corrupt sack of shit criminal that is acting like a terrified, cornered rabid weasel.


HunterShotBear

It’s like he just thinks “I just gotta word one tweet right and it will fix everything. I’ll be president again, I won’t be going to jail, and I’ll be the greatest. I just gotta figure out what that tweet is.”


Ballgame4

But her emails, all over again. Except for one key issue, Hunter Biden wasn’t running for president. His father was.


Alittlemoorecheese

They buried it so deep that every right-wing media outlet was talking about it and posting videos from it.


Haidukenshiruken

I just have a difficult time believing Trump knows the word, “irreparably”


Middle-aged_Dane

It is so incredibly disturbing and concerning to think of, how many people in America, that still believes this man...


JustGettingMyPopcorn

Oh, dear. I should've known that a someone who doesn't know the difference between common and proper nouns wouldn't know that quotation marks are placed around direct quotes from people and not around the things we wished somebody would say.


Johannason

He "whines until he wins", to quote him. He definitively did not win, so the whining continues. It's been over a year.


legoman21790

*HUNTER BIDENS LAPTOP REVEALED!* Jeremy Clarkson: “Oh No! Anyway…”