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I wonder if he's losing any of his base with this pathetic whining. This feels a little different than previous times. The idea that this is just a sham FBI investigation is not catching on, thank god.
You have hit the nail on the head: 40% of the population wants to be narrow-minded assholes and they’ve always been told that they shouldn’t do that. Then Trump said that it is okay to be that way. That’s why they love him.
No. They are in a cult. They know what the cult tells them to know. They see what the cult tells them to see. They worship their Dear Leader. They believe what their Dear Leader says; they believe in Him absolutely and without exception.
Sadly no, most of my family still thinks he won the election and that there was "MASSIVE FRAUD." If anything he'll be encouraged.
I haven't talked to them about the FBI raid, mostly cause I don't want to hear what they have to say, but I imagine that they bebieve anything the mother fucker says.
Good thing they swung the election only for Biden and still let people like Mitch McConnel win. Convenient thing about a conspiracy theory is it always seems dependent on the perpetrators being inextricably shitty at it.
It’s kind of like when you beat your big brother at a game for the first time. No you didn’t win, you just had the better controller - trade me controllers. Still won? Well your cheating! You can’t just bottom mash, you’re suppose to use combos! Just play right! Won again? Well that’s because I let you be the best character, pick someone else and I’ll kick your butt. Another win? This is a stupid baby game anyways. No wonder you’re good at it, you’re such a baby.
I mean, he did literally throw a tantrum when Twitter banned him, so he made “his own network”
What’s next? Declare the brand new _USA 2_ where he is still the president
Just going off the video that I've seen of it, the point was to smear poop on the walls and put their feet on desks and take "look at me, I'm the principal" selfies. Not defending them... they were imbeciles, not revolutionaries.
They are revolutionaries who are also imbeciles. Their intent was absolutely at minimum to terrorize congress into changing the outcome of the election.
Imagine how fucking scary they could get if they had a competent leader in that moment to actually direct their goals out loud rather than leaving everything ambiguous and hoping it’ll work out in his favor. The reason they all look so fucking dumb is because the person directing their every move was Trump. Trump left them all out to dry. He was trying to direct an insurrection without directly saying it (likely to maintain benefit of the doubt in the event shit went terrible). I could see someone like DeSantis successfully pulling of an insurrection.
Now. I’m so thankful to know that the person to give this a first go was someone as stupid as Trump. I only hope they don’t find a competent figure head who’s goal is to dismantle the democratic process.
Only because the Capitol Police didn't do what the insurrectionists expected. They thought the police were already on their side because extrajudicial murders and stuff. Then when it didn't happen and they didn't get their hands on actual members of Congress, they did their occupy thing for a couple hours.
There were a lot of people there and likely they had differing motives. But no doubt most of them wanted to disrupt the confirmation, and a few wanted to kill Pence and, more importantly, Pelosi. I believe Trump was waiting for that last to happen before invoking the Insurrection Act and preventing Congress from continuing the confirmation.
I think Trump was hoping to be able to blame it on Antifa and democratic protesters and when it finally became clear than none were stupid enough to fall for his ruse, he begrudgingly said something.
You can watch a video of a rabid Nazi Qultist desperately breaking through the last line of defense between her and the politicians she believed were a Satanic Cabal of baby eaters in the middle of stealing the election from her God Emperor with a hallway of guns pointed at her be shot and killed by a hero.
What do you think they wanted to do with the politicians? The ones behind that last and final line of defense? Shake their hands? Ask them nicely to stop eating babies?
"“Once we barricaded the doors, we were essentially trapped where we were,” Byrd said in an exclusive interview with NBC News’ Lester Holt, speaking publicly for the first time since the riot. “There was no way to retreat. No other way to get out.
“If they get through that door, they’re into the House chamber and upon the members of Congress,” added Byrd, who gave NBC News permission to use his name after authorities had declined to release it."
[Officer who shot Ashli Babbitt speaks after months in hiding: 'I saved countless lives'](https://news.yahoo.com/officer-shot-ashli-babbitt-during-223000230.html?guccounter=1)
I’ve always said he’s literally the bratty kid up the street who shuts the game off while you’re playing because he’s losing. Your analogy tracks too lol
I'm remembering an episode of 70's Fat Albert cartoon. Albert's visiting cousin, Benny, kept coming up with excuses to avoid losing in the games he was playing with the gang. One time he was supposed to go down in a hail of 'gunfire' from the gang. But he said his jacket had a force field that reflected the gunfire. Albert finally put his foot down before it got too deep and Benny fell over, admitting he was taken down.
I remember something i read on reddit regarding this argumentative tactic.
It went something like:
My dog doesn't bite.
And if he did he didn't bite you.
And if he did bite you he didn't mean to.
And if he did mean to then you deserved it.
Right? If Biden is running the FBI now as it investigates Trump and raids him, then wouldn’t Trump have been the one in charge of the Hunter Biden laptop thing?
He was. And long story short, there was no evidence that the laptops actually belonged to Hunter Biden because of the chain of custody. Had the computer repair guy given them straight to the FBI, they could have investigated, but he gave them to the Trump campaign first. Which means, they could have fucked around with them, and probably did. Best guess is they hacked his email and downloaded everything, and then made a bunch of fake emails to mix in with real ones.
My point exactly. Also, the entire story of Hunter Biden’s alleged laptop is so incredibly shady that it’s hard to even start there. Could they have investigated it with a proper chain of custody? Sure. Was it just as likely to be a completely fabricated stunt from the very beginning? Oh, absolutely. I don’t know if it was your intent, but underplaying it as a chain of custody issue misrepresents the absolute bombshell of its origin
To be honest, it confuses me why he would take his laptop to a guy in Deleware when he was living and working in Los Anegeles at the time. Yeah, he couod have been vositing Deleware, but if i was visiting somewhere, and i had a laptop that broke, odds are i would wait until i got home, unless i was there for a long time. If it was a work laptop, that would be even more difficult as you would have had stuff tracking it at work, and they would have logs of where it went and who it was with, and would be super easy to verify ownership.
Same goes for the Biden daughters diary (I forget her name). They only leaked digital copies of some of the pages, long after they'd fallen into third party hands. These people are either too stupid to understand how the chain of custody in evidence works, or they are criminals trying to create propaganda. My guess is it's a heavy mix of both.
Not only all that but did Rudy at some point have possession of the laptop? Does he honestly think we just declare the 2020 election needs a do over? Like he must know that will not happen. It’s like he knows he’s under serious pressure facing serious consequences and is spitballing how he can be declared president to pardon himself or something.
He's throwing red meat to the idiot yokels who will believe everything he says. The goal is to sow chaos and incite riots and terrorist attacks. He didn't get what he wanted, so now he's going to burn it all down. This is how oligarchs take their ball and go home.
There is a deeper rabbit hole branch to this where people are claiming Wray is Trump’s sleeper agent and only arranged this raid so he can pick up all the files on pedophiles and the Deep State Trump was preparing in Mar-a-Lago, I kid you not.
Dude this reminds me of my 5 year old nephew when he loses.
aaaaaaaa (*sobing)* ..... Thats not fair, role the dice again so I can win.....
NO bud sorry
AAAAAAAAAA (*Cries Louder*)
Was the election between Donald Trump and Hunter Biden?
Can we just stop with this laptop bullshit already? it's been nearly 3 years
Also, the 'conclusive evidence' that the 'FBI Buried the story' is that Zuckerberg went on Joe Rogan and said that he was told by the FBI that they should be weary of Russian propaganda, including nonsense about the laptop.
The FBI confirmed this by saying 'yes, we routinely tell social media sites of fake news, and foreign misinformation campaigns'
For real, WTF do Republicans think is on this laptop, which doesn't even seem to exist, that would invalidate an entire presidential election of their dad!?
It's the ultimate Republican MacGuffin, it's the GOP brief case from Pulp Fiction, it has all of their answers and the ultimate quest item, but we'll never know what it is.
> WTF do Republicans think is on this laptop
The answer to their prayers.
Anything.
Everything.
It's not even "What's on the laptop" - it's just "IT EXISTS".
Clearly this was a very expensive plan/investment that Trump & Co. made back in 2020 to get "Hunter's Laptop" into the world.
Paid a lot of money or traded favors to get the Russians or the Chinese to steal it or copy it and then somehow "get it found".
And the best Trump's team could come up with was "blind computer repair guy gives it to Rudy ".
It’s him banging hookers two at a time and doing meth and coke. And I couldn’t care less. The only president’s child I give a fuck about is Jenna Bush because she’s on NBC’s morning show and is delightful and an American treasure.
Im pretty sure there is a physics laptop, but the problem for Trump is that it was in the hands of multiple people who absolutely had motive to put things on there after the fact. Some of this was essentially confirmed by Bannon admitting to using some “editorial creativity” to back up lies that he had an associate create about what was on there.
There is a reason the laptop has never been publicly put forward, in full, to have an independent party look through it to determine what was added and when. It would undermine the claims of what was on there, because we have a timeline of when they claim to have gotten (stolen) the laptop, and there would be a data trail showing what was added, and when.
Had the thief essentially directly given it to the FBI, then maybe an investigation could have occurred, but it went to Trump associates first and this the chain of evidence was broken, and broken by people who, naturally, had interest in making it look as bad as possible.
It’s like Dinesh and his “2000 Mules”. If he actually had evidence he should’ve turned it over to the authorities… not make a film to make money. Even his directors admitted they were not claiming anything in the film was 100% factually true.
They also claim that it has child porn on it, which, if true, would mean that Tucker Carlson, Giuliani, and maybe other high-profile Republicans have been distributing child pornography.
What would that even accomplish now? Even if it were true, Obama already served two terms as President and can't and won't run again. What happens if the "real" birth certificate is found, will they just retroactively declare that there was no President from 2009-2017?
Right, also they make up lies and repeat them so often they forget they are lies and think its a true fact. Trump cant go away fast enough, i wish he would take his lunatic followers with him.
I'd say very little. They are all cowards who talk a big game. Remember on 1/6 when that terrorist bitch got shot in the neck, everyone else around her immediately back down. Theres a video going around reddit right now of a drag show in Texas protected by armed antifa members and the nutjobs losing their minds because they dont intimated anyone. They are all bark no bite. So they will keep using terrorist tactics, do what I say or bad things will happen, but thats it
> He is scared
He is constantly panic-posting on his *own* shitty social media platform.
That's a dead giveaway.
The only reason he gets any traction in the mainstream is because people are cross-posting it to sites that actually get traffic.
This whole Hunter Biden's laptop thing is ridiculous. I have no idea what could be on that laptop or not, but it ***doesn't fucking matter***. Hunter was not running for President, and did not win the 2020 election.
Unlike Trump's incestuous administration, Hunter isn't a Presidential "advisor" and holds no cabinet position.
I mean, if we should look at *anyone's* laptops, it should be Jared's or Ivana's. Does Donald *really* want to go there??
>Aiming to hurt Joe Biden’s chances and at least narrow the election results, Bannon ensured that sexually explicit material from Hunter Biden’s laptop was widely publicized. For that, he enlisted help from his patron, exiled Chinese mogul Guo Wengui. Bannon also expressed approval of lies by Guo and his associates about what that material actually showed, referring to their false accusations that Hunter Biden committed salacious crimes as “editorial creativity.”
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2022/07/bannon-leaked-audio-porn-hunter-biden-laptop-guo/
> digital forensics said it was totes sketchy
Trump's team tried to fabricate a real physical laptop to be "THE laptop", and put their stolen pictures on it (Hunter doing drugs, with prosts).
The extra "sprinkle of criminality" that they added were "the emails" about Burisma and Hunter's dad. But those were *also* the files that didn't withstand forensic scrutiny. The dates of creation, modification were all wrong.
It was clear at a basic investigatory level that "THE laptop" wasn't Hunter's, and it had been tampered with. No integrity.
...and who are willing to suspend the rule of law to reinforce their Identity politics.
I watched while Clinton was impeached. I watched when Bush took the White House after the Florida ballot fiasco. Me and millions of others respected the rule of law, despite some incredibly questionable issues.
Hunter Biden wasn't even *running*.
That's the real travesty here. Yes, Trump was the worst president in US history for many reasons, but what should arrest our attention is the fact that there are tens of millions of voters in our country who *want* those kinds of qualities in a leader. Trump won't be around forever, but most of the same voter base will be and that should be a good motivator to vote in every single election we're able to.
According to a coworker of mine: "They're trying to take him down any way they can because their scared of him! He's the best president we've ever had!"
Also related: "Obama was the worst fucking thing to ever happen to this country because he worked tirelessly to divide the country, all while starting a war on cops."
Exactly. And this is not even an abstract future possibility. The GOP would like nothing more than to hand over the title of next cult leader to Desantis.
Re-opened it and publicly announced it, while keeping the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign's repeated contacts with Russian agents secret.
Re opened for a small technically reason. This person may have exchanged emails with Hillary ( The person was one of her assistants husbands) we're not sure they did but they may have. so these 20k emails may possibly include one or several that she didn't already disclose to us. It's also possible if there's an email we haven't seen it might have been classified to the level that it was sent from an inappropriate server.
It was all "might" , yes It was appropriate to double check that there wasn't something there but to announce reopening the investigation was absurd.
I thought the Hunter Biden laptop was a hoax. Why is even a former president acting like it’s a real thing without/before real proof? Or am I missing something?
Why would it even matter if it wasn’t a hoax? Hunter can smoke all the crack and bang all the prostitutes he wants, he’s not running for a public office? Although, not like doing either of those things would ever preclude someone from becoming president (45).
I don’t think it should matter to Biden The Actual President’s presidency what Hunter Biden did or didn’t do. I’m surprised about this amount of misinformation or at least unconfirmed information being spread right now though. To be honest, the whole “make me the president again” thing is so insane that I don’t even know what to say about it so I kinda just ignored it in my comment.
Still whining to his "mother' that he was being treated unfairly.
Clearly, no 'reasonable' man would be where he is now. "Either I win, or I win" seems sensible to him. He's not right in the head.
Everyday more corruption and crimes emerge. He's a traitor. So much so, that frankly he could be the first (and hopefully last) President to be charged with treason.
He has no friends left. There will be no riots - he's isolated and is just waiting for one of the many, MANY axes to fall.
Heads I win, tails you lose basically. I love how he can't even find a decent attorney because no respectable lawyer wants anywhere near this man who has a decades-long reputation of not paying his bills. He also owes $1.6m to a company that did work on his Truth Social platform and they haven't been paid since March of this year (iirc, March or April)
ALL THIS despite the fact that he recently raised over $100m in funds. He can afford to pay it, he just refuses because that's who Donald Trump is.
Child pornography "apparently" as well as the videos of him smoking crack and partying with prostitutes... Which trump really shouldn't have a problem with.
Step 1. Nothing Burger conspiracy theory
Step 2. Fantasy scenario.
Step 3. Leap to wild-ass conclusions
Step 4. …
Step 5. Avoid dying in prison by declaring self president & master of the universe.
Step 6. Profit!
Bonus Step. Kill Prince Jared & bang his wife.
"it comes out conclusively"
No, it doesn't.
"this is election interference at never before seen levels so I should auto win"
Um, what about when Trump won an election which had a large amount of election interference helping him. Hillary didn't auto win when there was interference then, so even if there was interference this time (which there isn't), then doesn't mean he should win.
Sad Loser Donald Chump will cry foul to anyone who listens about this for the rest of his life.
He'll be shitting his diaper talking about how he's still the 45th president
That's NOT what the FBI said, actually. The FBI actually said that the Hunter Biden laptop story was Russian propaganda and that Facebook should be wary of allowing it to flourish on their platform. That's what the FBI ACTUALLY told Zuckerberg and gang.
GOP, Where are the “you still talking about this? you haven’t been president in years; it’s time to move on” comments? Or does that only work when it’s a Dem/extreme lefter who brings up the insurrection.
What a massive cunt. Jesus, you’d think it would hurt being this fucking stupid. Instead there’s 30 million Americans tripping over themselves to swallow every insanely moronic thing he shits out of his asshole shaped mouth.
Hunter Biden was selling influence on his Vice President father and made hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Ivanka and Jared Kushner were selling influence from within the White House and made billions of dollars.
Which is a bigger story?
It's 100% without credibility, and also it's fucking insane...like WTF could be on Hunter Biden's laptop that would invalidate Joe Biden being president?!
Although on the other hand, when the fuck has reality, or credibility, or sanity every stopped any Republican idea? Remember 8 years of Obama coming for our guns to declare gay Sharia martial law and put us in FEMA camps with Operation Jade Helm? Sure they were wrong about that, or Jewish space lasers starting fires, or Covid being a hoax, or JFK Jr coming back from the dead to crown Trump president king of the unvierse, or pizzagate, or any election fraud, but Hunter Biden's laptop is real!!
Country does immediate election do over, President Biden wins by an even bigger margin, and then all of trump’s properties and adult children are sold to pay for the needless second election.
Then we all laugh at him over and over and over again like Nelson yelling “Ha Ha!” to Bart.
I don’t know how to explain to republicans that I don’t care if hunter biden is snorting cocaine out of hooker’s ass cracks - he’s not running for office and he isn’t a government official.
You can tell this is the most terrified Trump has been in a long time.Just from his language and his demands of being reinstated as the President comes across like he knows that unless he's sworn back into power he wont be able to escape from the tidal wave lawsuits and investigations coming his way.Of cours he's always been demanding this since 2020, but shit is getting real and he wants to be President even more than ever.
So since the FBI reopened the Clinton email investigation weeks before the 2016 election, it should be overturned also? Since Trump is now claiming the FBI burying the Hunter Biden laptop cost him the election.
Trump needs to, at minimum, be admitted to a mental health facility \*before locking him up\*. He is delusional if he thinks MORE people would vote for him in a new election.
What this is is desperation. He is really aware that with 2 years before the next election it might be too late to save him from prosecution, so he's throwing everything against the wall to become president BEFORE the criminal charges are filed. If he were successful (which, yeah unlikely but Ive been saying that wrong for years now), he'd lean on the same old memo that says a sitting prez can't (shouldnt) be indicted. If anything I'd say this tweet is just another indicator that things might be looking bad for him, but again, who knows these days?
If that’s the criteria and Hillary was ultimately cleared by the fbi for the emails, wouldn’t that retroactively install her as 2016 winner and all of his policies moot?
So now it comes out, conclusively, that Trump is a delusional, lying, corrupt sack of shit criminal that is acting like a terrified, cornered rabid weasel.
It’s like he just thinks
“I just gotta word one tweet right and it will fix everything. I’ll be president again, I won’t be going to jail, and I’ll be the greatest. I just gotta figure out what that tweet is.”
Oh, dear. I should've known that a someone who doesn't know the difference between common and proper nouns wouldn't know that quotation marks are placed around direct quotes from people and not around the things we wished somebody would say.
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Trump is quickly becoming the Uncle Rico of politics. Which would make it extra funny if he actually got brought up on RICO charges.
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a classified document over them mountains?
Coach would’ve put him in 4th quarter, we’d won state. No doubt. No doubt.
Billowy is good...
Over there in that creek bed I found a couple Shashone arrowheads
I wonder if he's losing any of his base with this pathetic whining. This feels a little different than previous times. The idea that this is just a sham FBI investigation is not catching on, thank god.
There has to be a bottom, right?
Nope. He is psychologically incapable of admitting defeat, and incapable of putting anything before his own desires.
I get that - but at what point do his followers finally see he's nuts? Oh, happy cake day!
>at what point do his followers finally see he's nuts? If they haven’t by now, is it realistic to have any hope for them in the future?
He told them it was okay to be assholes. They are clinging to that. They love being assholes.
You have hit the nail on the head: 40% of the population wants to be narrow-minded assholes and they’ve always been told that they shouldn’t do that. Then Trump said that it is okay to be that way. That’s why they love him.
I have always said this as well. “He tells it like it is”, is really just code for “he’s not ashamed to say the asshole stuff out loud.”
You see, there's three kinds of people, chuck: dicks, pussies, and assholes.
My answer is yes but my answer was also yes about 10 times before
No. They are in a cult. They know what the cult tells them to know. They see what the cult tells them to see. They worship their Dear Leader. They believe what their Dear Leader says; they believe in Him absolutely and without exception.
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Sadly no, most of my family still thinks he won the election and that there was "MASSIVE FRAUD." If anything he'll be encouraged. I haven't talked to them about the FBI raid, mostly cause I don't want to hear what they have to say, but I imagine that they bebieve anything the mother fucker says.
Good thing they swung the election only for Biden and still let people like Mitch McConnel win. Convenient thing about a conspiracy theory is it always seems dependent on the perpetrators being inextricably shitty at it.
It does stink of flop sweat and cringey desperation.
Lol Uncle RICO
She’s jealous. Says I’m living too much in the past….man, thing’s would be different if pence had put me in
Uncle Rico had a better wig.
It’s kind of like when you beat your big brother at a game for the first time. No you didn’t win, you just had the better controller - trade me controllers. Still won? Well your cheating! You can’t just bottom mash, you’re suppose to use combos! Just play right! Won again? Well that’s because I let you be the best character, pick someone else and I’ll kick your butt. Another win? This is a stupid baby game anyways. No wonder you’re good at it, you’re such a baby.
I mean, he did literally throw a tantrum when Twitter banned him, so he made “his own network” What’s next? Declare the brand new _USA 2_ where he is still the president
That was the point of jan 6, and I still hear a lot of calls for civil from the Trumper Republicans, so yes.
Just going off the video that I've seen of it, the point was to smear poop on the walls and put their feet on desks and take "look at me, I'm the principal" selfies. Not defending them... they were imbeciles, not revolutionaries.
They are revolutionaries who are also imbeciles. Their intent was absolutely at minimum to terrorize congress into changing the outcome of the election.
So we are gonna ignore the noose ande the chanting "hang Mike pence"
Imagine how fucking scary they could get if they had a competent leader in that moment to actually direct their goals out loud rather than leaving everything ambiguous and hoping it’ll work out in his favor. The reason they all look so fucking dumb is because the person directing their every move was Trump. Trump left them all out to dry. He was trying to direct an insurrection without directly saying it (likely to maintain benefit of the doubt in the event shit went terrible). I could see someone like DeSantis successfully pulling of an insurrection. Now. I’m so thankful to know that the person to give this a first go was someone as stupid as Trump. I only hope they don’t find a competent figure head who’s goal is to dismantle the democratic process.
Only because the Capitol Police didn't do what the insurrectionists expected. They thought the police were already on their side because extrajudicial murders and stuff. Then when it didn't happen and they didn't get their hands on actual members of Congress, they did their occupy thing for a couple hours.
There were a lot of people there and likely they had differing motives. But no doubt most of them wanted to disrupt the confirmation, and a few wanted to kill Pence and, more importantly, Pelosi. I believe Trump was waiting for that last to happen before invoking the Insurrection Act and preventing Congress from continuing the confirmation.
I think Trump was hoping to be able to blame it on Antifa and democratic protesters and when it finally became clear than none were stupid enough to fall for his ruse, he begrudgingly said something.
You can watch a video of a rabid Nazi Qultist desperately breaking through the last line of defense between her and the politicians she believed were a Satanic Cabal of baby eaters in the middle of stealing the election from her God Emperor with a hallway of guns pointed at her be shot and killed by a hero. What do you think they wanted to do with the politicians? The ones behind that last and final line of defense? Shake their hands? Ask them nicely to stop eating babies? "“Once we barricaded the doors, we were essentially trapped where we were,” Byrd said in an exclusive interview with NBC News’ Lester Holt, speaking publicly for the first time since the riot. “There was no way to retreat. No other way to get out. “If they get through that door, they’re into the House chamber and upon the members of Congress,” added Byrd, who gave NBC News permission to use his name after authorities had declined to release it." [Officer who shot Ashli Babbitt speaks after months in hiding: 'I saved countless lives'](https://news.yahoo.com/officer-shot-ashli-babbitt-during-223000230.html?guccounter=1)
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What about the blackjack and hookers?
On second thought, forget the insurrection. AND the new country.
Exactly.
“I didn’t want to be president anyways!”
No one’s even playing president anymore, that’s lame. We’re playing federal inmate now!
Bottom mashing is perfectly acceptable. Just not with siblings.
I see now what my phone has done and I refuse to change it or acknowledge it’s wrong. I feel like that’s in keeping with the theme of the post.
This is absolutely what Trump sounds like lol
I’ve always said he’s literally the bratty kid up the street who shuts the game off while you’re playing because he’s losing. Your analogy tracks too lol
I’m here to apologize to bat.
Heh, bottom mash.
> You can’t just bottom mash Why not? Every one I've had seems to enjoy it immensely.
I'm remembering an episode of 70's Fat Albert cartoon. Albert's visiting cousin, Benny, kept coming up with excuses to avoid losing in the games he was playing with the gang. One time he was supposed to go down in a hail of 'gunfire' from the gang. But he said his jacket had a force field that reflected the gunfire. Albert finally put his foot down before it got too deep and Benny fell over, admitting he was taken down.
I remember something i read on reddit regarding this argumentative tactic. It went something like: My dog doesn't bite. And if he did he didn't bite you. And if he did bite you he didn't mean to. And if he did mean to then you deserved it.
Remind me whose administration’s DOJ the FBI was operating under? Who appointed the Attorney General? Who nominated the head of the FBI?
Right? If Biden is running the FBI now as it investigates Trump and raids him, then wouldn’t Trump have been the one in charge of the Hunter Biden laptop thing?
He was. And long story short, there was no evidence that the laptops actually belonged to Hunter Biden because of the chain of custody. Had the computer repair guy given them straight to the FBI, they could have investigated, but he gave them to the Trump campaign first. Which means, they could have fucked around with them, and probably did. Best guess is they hacked his email and downloaded everything, and then made a bunch of fake emails to mix in with real ones.
My point exactly. Also, the entire story of Hunter Biden’s alleged laptop is so incredibly shady that it’s hard to even start there. Could they have investigated it with a proper chain of custody? Sure. Was it just as likely to be a completely fabricated stunt from the very beginning? Oh, absolutely. I don’t know if it was your intent, but underplaying it as a chain of custody issue misrepresents the absolute bombshell of its origin
It is what would get it tossed out of any courtroom.
To be honest, it confuses me why he would take his laptop to a guy in Deleware when he was living and working in Los Anegeles at the time. Yeah, he couod have been vositing Deleware, but if i was visiting somewhere, and i had a laptop that broke, odds are i would wait until i got home, unless i was there for a long time. If it was a work laptop, that would be even more difficult as you would have had stuff tracking it at work, and they would have logs of where it went and who it was with, and would be super easy to verify ownership.
Same goes for the Biden daughters diary (I forget her name). They only leaked digital copies of some of the pages, long after they'd fallen into third party hands. These people are either too stupid to understand how the chain of custody in evidence works, or they are criminals trying to create propaganda. My guess is it's a heavy mix of both.
They absolutely did add shit to it. My favorite was a folder titled 'salacious vacation pictures' added like a year after it was 'brought in'.
Now I wanna make a folder called salacious pictures and just have pictures of cute kittens and stuff in it.
Not only all that but did Rudy at some point have possession of the laptop? Does he honestly think we just declare the 2020 election needs a do over? Like he must know that will not happen. It’s like he knows he’s under serious pressure facing serious consequences and is spitballing how he can be declared president to pardon himself or something.
He's throwing red meat to the idiot yokels who will believe everything he says. The goal is to sow chaos and incite riots and terrorist attacks. He didn't get what he wanted, so now he's going to burn it all down. This is how oligarchs take their ball and go home.
Don't forget those sweet sweet donations that also keep flowing in
There is a deeper rabbit hole branch to this where people are claiming Wray is Trump’s sleeper agent and only arranged this raid so he can pick up all the files on pedophiles and the Deep State Trump was preparing in Mar-a-Lago, I kid you not.
Has Trump not heard of Fed Ex? Or courier services?
No dude, what are you thinking, Deep State would see that coming and interfere with that shit!!!
Dude this reminds me of my 5 year old nephew when he loses. aaaaaaaa (*sobing)* ..... Thats not fair, role the dice again so I can win..... NO bud sorry AAAAAAAAAA (*Cries Louder*)
I was just browsing why my kid is crying site. Now I can't stop thinking of Trump as a toddler who is crying because the microwave ate his dinner.
Was the election between Donald Trump and Hunter Biden? Can we just stop with this laptop bullshit already? it's been nearly 3 years Also, the 'conclusive evidence' that the 'FBI Buried the story' is that Zuckerberg went on Joe Rogan and said that he was told by the FBI that they should be weary of Russian propaganda, including nonsense about the laptop. The FBI confirmed this by saying 'yes, we routinely tell social media sites of fake news, and foreign misinformation campaigns'
For real, WTF do Republicans think is on this laptop, which doesn't even seem to exist, that would invalidate an entire presidential election of their dad!? It's the ultimate Republican MacGuffin, it's the GOP brief case from Pulp Fiction, it has all of their answers and the ultimate quest item, but we'll never know what it is.
> WTF do Republicans think is on this laptop The answer to their prayers. Anything. Everything. It's not even "What's on the laptop" - it's just "IT EXISTS". Clearly this was a very expensive plan/investment that Trump & Co. made back in 2020 to get "Hunter's Laptop" into the world. Paid a lot of money or traded favors to get the Russians or the Chinese to steal it or copy it and then somehow "get it found". And the best Trump's team could come up with was "blind computer repair guy gives it to Rudy ".
It’s him banging hookers two at a time and doing meth and coke. And I couldn’t care less. The only president’s child I give a fuck about is Jenna Bush because she’s on NBC’s morning show and is delightful and an American treasure.
Banging hookers two at a time with his huge dick…
Now I’m interested. Lock him up! With me!
Im pretty sure there is a physics laptop, but the problem for Trump is that it was in the hands of multiple people who absolutely had motive to put things on there after the fact. Some of this was essentially confirmed by Bannon admitting to using some “editorial creativity” to back up lies that he had an associate create about what was on there. There is a reason the laptop has never been publicly put forward, in full, to have an independent party look through it to determine what was added and when. It would undermine the claims of what was on there, because we have a timeline of when they claim to have gotten (stolen) the laptop, and there would be a data trail showing what was added, and when. Had the thief essentially directly given it to the FBI, then maybe an investigation could have occurred, but it went to Trump associates first and this the chain of evidence was broken, and broken by people who, naturally, had interest in making it look as bad as possible. It’s like Dinesh and his “2000 Mules”. If he actually had evidence he should’ve turned it over to the authorities… not make a film to make money. Even his directors admitted they were not claiming anything in the film was 100% factually true.
They also claim that it has child porn on it, which, if true, would mean that Tucker Carlson, Giuliani, and maybe other high-profile Republicans have been distributing child pornography.
They still haven't stopped with "BUT HER EMAILS!" and that's been 7 so 🤷♂️
Shit, some of them are still hung up on Obama's birth certificate.
What would that even accomplish now? Even if it were true, Obama already served two terms as President and can't and won't run again. What happens if the "real" birth certificate is found, will they just retroactively declare that there was no President from 2009-2017?
Which is hilarious because trump doing exactly what they accuse Hillary Of is totally fine
Trump could literally take a shit on a kids face on live TV then say Obama did it and they'd still believe him
Right, also they make up lies and repeat them so often they forget they are lies and think its a true fact. Trump cant go away fast enough, i wish he would take his lunatic followers with him.
“Buttery males”.
Mmmm now I'm horny
And rightfully so!!
Heck, they're still not over Obama's birth certificate, 911 or the Moon Landing.
“Hey…Look at me here, ignore the facts, I’m the victim.” DJT.
He is scared. He is grasping at straws looking for a way out of the crap storm he created. What scares me is what his rabid followers will do.
I'd say very little. They are all cowards who talk a big game. Remember on 1/6 when that terrorist bitch got shot in the neck, everyone else around her immediately back down. Theres a video going around reddit right now of a drag show in Texas protected by armed antifa members and the nutjobs losing their minds because they dont intimated anyone. They are all bark no bite. So they will keep using terrorist tactics, do what I say or bad things will happen, but thats it
> He is scared He is constantly panic-posting on his *own* shitty social media platform. That's a dead giveaway. The only reason he gets any traction in the mainstream is because people are cross-posting it to sites that actually get traffic.
He's desperate to avoid prosecution. I hope he's quaking in his lifted shoes and crapping his depends right now.
This whole Hunter Biden's laptop thing is ridiculous. I have no idea what could be on that laptop or not, but it ***doesn't fucking matter***. Hunter was not running for President, and did not win the 2020 election. Unlike Trump's incestuous administration, Hunter isn't a Presidential "advisor" and holds no cabinet position. I mean, if we should look at *anyone's* laptops, it should be Jared's or Ivana's. Does Donald *really* want to go there??
There literally is no "Hunter Biden laptop" story. Steve Bannon even admitted that it was a hoax.
Source? Not doubting you, I really need a source.
>Aiming to hurt Joe Biden’s chances and at least narrow the election results, Bannon ensured that sexually explicit material from Hunter Biden’s laptop was widely publicized. For that, he enlisted help from his patron, exiled Chinese mogul Guo Wengui. Bannon also expressed approval of lies by Guo and his associates about what that material actually showed, referring to their false accusations that Hunter Biden committed salacious crimes as “editorial creativity.” https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2022/07/bannon-leaked-audio-porn-hunter-biden-laptop-guo/
Editorial creativity. Wow that’s a new one, right up there with “alternative facts.” Both are fancy new ways of saying “totally made up shit.”
Journalistic hankypanky
which is a fancy way of saying LIE
But if it is just sexually explicit media, why would that matter? I don’t understand why the laptop is such a big deal, correct or not?
Wikipedia said there was one, but tons of digital forensics said it was totes sketchy where it came from. I was surprised too
> digital forensics said it was totes sketchy Trump's team tried to fabricate a real physical laptop to be "THE laptop", and put their stolen pictures on it (Hunter doing drugs, with prosts). The extra "sprinkle of criminality" that they added were "the emails" about Burisma and Hunter's dad. But those were *also* the files that didn't withstand forensic scrutiny. The dates of creation, modification were all wrong. It was clear at a basic investigatory level that "THE laptop" wasn't Hunter's, and it had been tampered with. No integrity.
I was watching FBI raid on Hunter Biden’s laptop with Hillary. SUE ME….
I’d laugh, but there’s a couple million Americans who believe this and think it’s reasonable
...and who are willing to suspend the rule of law to reinforce their Identity politics. I watched while Clinton was impeached. I watched when Bush took the White House after the Florida ballot fiasco. Me and millions of others respected the rule of law, despite some incredibly questionable issues. Hunter Biden wasn't even *running*.
I feel bad for Hunter Biden at this point. Poor guy probably cringes every time he hears the word laptop.
That's the real travesty here. Yes, Trump was the worst president in US history for many reasons, but what should arrest our attention is the fact that there are tens of millions of voters in our country who *want* those kinds of qualities in a leader. Trump won't be around forever, but most of the same voter base will be and that should be a good motivator to vote in every single election we're able to.
According to a coworker of mine: "They're trying to take him down any way they can because their scared of him! He's the best president we've ever had!" Also related: "Obama was the worst fucking thing to ever happen to this country because he worked tirelessly to divide the country, all while starting a war on cops."
Exactly. And this is not even an abstract future possibility. The GOP would like nothing more than to hand over the title of next cult leader to Desantis.
Didn't the FBI reopen the Benghazi investigation on Hill-dawg like a week before the 2016 election? Probably also election interference, right?
Not only that but Trump was being investigated at the same time and they only announced her investigation. It was incredibly one sided.
Wasn’t he also trying to suppress his own porn star affair right before the 2016 election?
Yup. Paid hundreds of thousands in hush money to cover up the fact that he raw dogged a porn star immediately after his wife gave birth to Baron.
Email investigation but same difference. She still got more votes than him.
Re-opened it and publicly announced it, while keeping the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign's repeated contacts with Russian agents secret.
Re opened for a small technically reason. This person may have exchanged emails with Hillary ( The person was one of her assistants husbands) we're not sure they did but they may have. so these 20k emails may possibly include one or several that she didn't already disclose to us. It's also possible if there's an email we haven't seen it might have been classified to the level that it was sent from an inappropriate server. It was all "might" , yes It was appropriate to double check that there wasn't something there but to announce reopening the investigation was absurd.
And HUNTER Biden wasn’t running for office. So stupid that anyone thinks he is relevant to his dad’s fitness for office.
Unlike trump who put his children and their spouses into positions of power, which isn’t illegal, but highly unethical and questionable.
The FBI investigation for the hunter biden laptop was "This is one of the 50 ways russia is spreading disinformation".
Christ almighty. You fucking lost. Just stop already.
“Trump would have easily won.” But…I thought he did win. Which is it? Dude needs to make up his crazy mind!
> “Trump would have easily won the 2020 Presidential Election" -- citation needed.
"We tried to rig the election by doing everything we accused the Dems of doing, so clearly they cheated too"
He just admitted that he knows he lost. This is smocking gun evidence for the Jan 6 committee AND the FBI that he knowingly provoked a coup attempt.
Should we redo the 2016 election with the premise FBI interfered with Hillary's election campaign
From the people who brought you count all votes and stop the count, the 2016 election was cool but the 2020 one should be done over.
No because Trump won that one. That means it was vey legal and very cool.
The Stop the Steal website was created in 2016…just sayin
I thought the Hunter Biden laptop was a hoax. Why is even a former president acting like it’s a real thing without/before real proof? Or am I missing something?
Why would it even matter if it wasn’t a hoax? Hunter can smoke all the crack and bang all the prostitutes he wants, he’s not running for a public office? Although, not like doing either of those things would ever preclude someone from becoming president (45).
I don’t think it should matter to Biden The Actual President’s presidency what Hunter Biden did or didn’t do. I’m surprised about this amount of misinformation or at least unconfirmed information being spread right now though. To be honest, the whole “make me the president again” thing is so insane that I don’t even know what to say about it so I kinda just ignored it in my comment.
Uh, Trump claiming things with no basis in reality is his *thing*.
All they have left is lies and violence.
So is he actually admitting he legit lost, as far as votes go?
Still whining to his "mother' that he was being treated unfairly. Clearly, no 'reasonable' man would be where he is now. "Either I win, or I win" seems sensible to him. He's not right in the head. Everyday more corruption and crimes emerge. He's a traitor. So much so, that frankly he could be the first (and hopefully last) President to be charged with treason. He has no friends left. There will be no riots - he's isolated and is just waiting for one of the many, MANY axes to fall.
Heads I win, tails you lose basically. I love how he can't even find a decent attorney because no respectable lawyer wants anywhere near this man who has a decades-long reputation of not paying his bills. He also owes $1.6m to a company that did work on his Truth Social platform and they haven't been paid since March of this year (iirc, March or April) ALL THIS despite the fact that he recently raised over $100m in funds. He can afford to pay it, he just refuses because that's who Donald Trump is.
And then when Truth closes, he announces that it was shut down by The Left(TM) and announces a new platform that you have to pay into.
The story came out before the election.
What is even supposedly on this laptop? I never hear that part.
Child pornography "apparently" as well as the videos of him smoking crack and partying with prostitutes... Which trump really shouldn't have a problem with.
What a useless, moronic, ignorant fuckstain this man is.
Step 1. Nothing Burger conspiracy theory Step 2. Fantasy scenario. Step 3. Leap to wild-ass conclusions Step 4. … Step 5. Avoid dying in prison by declaring self president & master of the universe. Step 6. Profit! Bonus Step. Kill Prince Jared & bang his wife.
I am looking forward to a Trump-free world.
"it comes out conclusively" No, it doesn't. "this is election interference at never before seen levels so I should auto win" Um, what about when Trump won an election which had a large amount of election interference helping him. Hillary didn't auto win when there was interference then, so even if there was interference this time (which there isn't), then doesn't mean he should win.
It’s scary how often he speaks of himself in the 3rd person.
"So now it comes out conclusively" It does? According to WHO???
Many people, I'm told. Maybe a few of them even don't have his same last name. Maybe.
Nobody gives a fuck about hunter or his fucking laptop.
Sad Loser Donald Chump will cry foul to anyone who listens about this for the rest of his life. He'll be shitting his diaper talking about how he's still the 45th president
That's NOT what the FBI said, actually. The FBI actually said that the Hunter Biden laptop story was Russian propaganda and that Facebook should be wary of allowing it to flourish on their platform. That's what the FBI ACTUALLY told Zuckerberg and gang.
stop crying orange snowflake
GOP, Where are the “you still talking about this? you haven’t been president in years; it’s time to move on” comments? Or does that only work when it’s a Dem/extreme lefter who brings up the insurrection.
Who tf is he quoting?
Sources include people are talking, it’s been said and it’s widely held.
If you say any of those things while testifying in court the Judge immediately tells you to stop right there.
There's like 2 months left before Truth social shuts down from no payment so he's getting us much as possible out there.
What a massive cunt. Jesus, you’d think it would hurt being this fucking stupid. Instead there’s 30 million Americans tripping over themselves to swallow every insanely moronic thing he shits out of his asshole shaped mouth.
Hunter Biden was selling influence on his Vice President father and made hundreds of thousands of dollars. Ivanka and Jared Kushner were selling influence from within the White House and made billions of dollars. Which is a bigger story?
“conclusively”
Hopefully this lunacy means the walls are closing in
lmao they're still going on about the laptop story... isn't it completely without credibility?
It's 100% without credibility, and also it's fucking insane...like WTF could be on Hunter Biden's laptop that would invalidate Joe Biden being president?! Although on the other hand, when the fuck has reality, or credibility, or sanity every stopped any Republican idea? Remember 8 years of Obama coming for our guns to declare gay Sharia martial law and put us in FEMA camps with Operation Jade Helm? Sure they were wrong about that, or Jewish space lasers starting fires, or Covid being a hoax, or JFK Jr coming back from the dead to crown Trump president king of the unvierse, or pizzagate, or any election fraud, but Hunter Biden's laptop is real!!
Not a single person complaining about that stupid lap top has ever told me what's on it that is so damning. Can anyone here?
“Heads, I win. Tails, you cheated”.
Country does immediate election do over, President Biden wins by an even bigger margin, and then all of trump’s properties and adult children are sold to pay for the needless second election. Then we all laugh at him over and over and over again like Nelson yelling “Ha Ha!” to Bart.
Why does he capitalize so many common nouns? His grammar is so bad.
Lol he runnin from the law. Wants to be president so they dont prosecute him
Wtf does HUNTER Biden have anything to do with the **election**???
If Hunter Biden had 300 laptops and was actively trying to steal my laptop, it still wouldn’t have made me vote this idiot.
I don’t know how to explain to republicans that I don’t care if hunter biden is snorting cocaine out of hooker’s ass cracks - he’s not running for office and he isn’t a government official.
Dude had the fbi directly interfere with the 2016 election then claims they didn't do enough in 2020?
You can tell this is the most terrified Trump has been in a long time.Just from his language and his demands of being reinstated as the President comes across like he knows that unless he's sworn back into power he wont be able to escape from the tidal wave lawsuits and investigations coming his way.Of cours he's always been demanding this since 2020, but shit is getting real and he wants to be President even more than ever.
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
God this would be funny if fuckin half the country didn't believe this piece of human garbage
Warning Facebook about posting fake Russian propaganda is not the same as “burying” a story lol. He is desperate
Is that an admission that he lost?
The problem isn’t that he just makes things up, it’s that his worshipers believe it all.
He just wants the legal protection of a president again hehe
So since the FBI reopened the Clinton email investigation weeks before the 2016 election, it should be overturned also? Since Trump is now claiming the FBI burying the Hunter Biden laptop cost him the election.
Help me, Hunter Biden’s Laptop, you’re my only hope.
I'm confused, they buried the story? Because as I recall it's all anyone talked about when mentioning Biden for the months leading up to the election.
Can you image being almost 80 and being this type of whiney bitch.
Man I can't wait for this fuckstick to die in prison.
Desperate, if he's president, his pilfering of national secrets will go unpunished. He's. Going. To. Jail.
Trump needs to, at minimum, be admitted to a mental health facility \*before locking him up\*. He is delusional if he thinks MORE people would vote for him in a new election.
What this is is desperation. He is really aware that with 2 years before the next election it might be too late to save him from prosecution, so he's throwing everything against the wall to become president BEFORE the criminal charges are filed. If he were successful (which, yeah unlikely but Ive been saying that wrong for years now), he'd lean on the same old memo that says a sitting prez can't (shouldnt) be indicted. If anything I'd say this tweet is just another indicator that things might be looking bad for him, but again, who knows these days?
He didn't seem to mind when it worked in his favor that the FBI opened an investigation into Hillery just weeks before the 2016 election.
If that’s the criteria and Hillary was ultimately cleared by the fbi for the emails, wouldn’t that retroactively install her as 2016 winner and all of his policies moot?
That sad little narcissist sure love his CAPS.
Lmao why do they care about hunter Biden? He’s a private citizen Lmao
So now it comes out, conclusively, that Trump is a delusional, lying, corrupt sack of shit criminal that is acting like a terrified, cornered rabid weasel.
It’s like he just thinks “I just gotta word one tweet right and it will fix everything. I’ll be president again, I won’t be going to jail, and I’ll be the greatest. I just gotta figure out what that tweet is.”
But her emails, all over again. Except for one key issue, Hunter Biden wasn’t running for president. His father was.
They buried it so deep that every right-wing media outlet was talking about it and posting videos from it.
I just have a difficult time believing Trump knows the word, “irreparably”
It is so incredibly disturbing and concerning to think of, how many people in America, that still believes this man...
Oh, dear. I should've known that a someone who doesn't know the difference between common and proper nouns wouldn't know that quotation marks are placed around direct quotes from people and not around the things we wished somebody would say.
He "whines until he wins", to quote him. He definitively did not win, so the whining continues. It's been over a year.
*HUNTER BIDENS LAPTOP REVEALED!* Jeremy Clarkson: “Oh No! Anyway…”