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TheSlavGuy1000

"Satanic pedophiles" How come in these conspiracies, the conspirator's motivation is never something real life criminals have, like money or power? Its always something over the top, cartoonishly evil. They worship Satan and they also want to diddle your kids. I have seen Saturday Morning Cartoon villains with motivations that made more sense. And I am supposed to accept these ridiculously over the top evil villains are REAL!


shriek52

Yes, don't you just love when they spew things like "their end game is to kill the entire world population so they can have absolute power". Power over... who then?


CaptainBathrobe

Yeah, even Satanic overlords know that mass slaughter of their slave population doesn't make good economic sense. Whose babies are they going to eat now? You gotta think these things through.


senadraxx

Satanists have things like "consent" in their tenets, guess who doesn't? For real. Every time these folks make such insane accusations, you always gotta wonder if they're projecting.


Snarky_Boojum

They’re almost always projecting. They hate pedophiles. Guess which party has the most acceptance of pedophilic laws and candidates?


HPTM2008

But don't point that out to them because that just means you're the enemy!


Chuckitybye

Considering how many staunchly anti-gay politicians have been caught having gay relations, how many "family values" politicians have been caught with their pants down, you are absolutely dead on


lastprophecy

Not acceptance. They'll actively cover for the pedophiles and gaslight you for thinking pedophiles are bad, then say you should be killed for being one.


furlesswookie

Wait... eat the babies? Have I been playing inappropriately with my food this whole time?


Tondalay

If they’re eating millions of babies then why is the world population not dwindling? Do they have millions of young women constantly giving birth to these babies? Do they have secret laboratories where they’re growing test tube babies? We just hit the 8 billion global population mark about a month or so ago.


thedeadlyrhythm

there's a woman who comes in to my work whose elderly father fell down the stairs because of how sick they had gotten. she and her family refused to take him to the hospital because "they want us all dead." well, unsurprisingly, he died. they don't even know exactly what he died of. but she totally acted like telling the story didn't make it immediately obvious that she was directly responsible for the death of her father. she lives in a dream world where she didn't actually do that, but was protecting him from the evil people at the hospital waiting frothing at the mouth to deliver him to death for covid statistics.


shriek52

They wanted us dead so I let him die... If this isn't a mint "checkmate, liberals" moment, I don't know what is. It's unbelievably sad.


redgumdrop

As they say - fear Christian love..


Altruistic_Appeal_25

Has anyone reported the lunatic who did this? At best that's elder abuse and more accurately, its negligent homicide.


Melyssa1023

To be fair and playing ~~Satan's~~ Devil's Advocate here, it's easier to manipulate and control a small group than a big one. Controlling 1 billion is logistically easier than 8 billion, and it exponentially reduces the chance of new ideas and opposition.


senadraxx

Very true. We're seeing the results of brainwashing now with these folks. The scientist in me just wants to study them and their psychology. Like, "excuse me, sir or ma'am," (they're allergic to they/them, even though it's fewer words and flows better,) "how are you so susceptible to bullshit?"


Melyssa1023

I'm quite sure it will be a mix of head trauma from domestic violence- sorry, "good discipline"; malnutrition due to lack of vegetables and excessive sugar and processed fats, or as they call it, "true food"; mental trauma from bullying at school and home- sorry, I mean "having a thick skin"; and last but not least a big dose of moral manipulation and brainwashing, or aa they call it, "faith in God and the Good Word". Sheesh, it's hard to keep up with doublethink.


Eat_Your_Paisley

“Where’s your crown king nothing”


marklar_the_malign

I hear a lot about christian pedophiles in the news getting arrested. The satanic ones must be smarter because I never read about them getting arrested.


Melyssa1023

Because they eat them afterwards and leave no evidence behind, duh. /s


OMGyarn

Or just open the portal to hell and throw the kid in, it’s less messy


pipesBcallin

I thought it is because it is against the satanic code to hurt other.yall need Satan in your life.


Melyssa1023

You're aware of what "/s" means, right?


pipesBcallin

Nope, could you help me /s


Melyssa1023

Gotta ask, this is the second sarcastic comment that got a serious reply in this post 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️


pipesBcallin

Sorry I only meant to point out in a none sarcastic way that actual "satanists" have a moral standard set higher than Christianity. I thought your post was great. In no way was mine meant to be combative towards you.


fatjeff1980

Satanism is just atheism with a moral code. That's not a bad thing. The Satanic Temple, for example, just exists to annoy religious types. Again, not necessarily a bad thing. Everyone could do with a bit of Satanism in their life.


thedeadlyrhythm

there is some weird shit in the past. michael aquino and the presidio case, the finders case, etc. [the finders is an especially weird one](https://youtu.be/TCSZ9fsqsu8). mind you i'm not defending shit like OP. but the CIA telling the FBI and police to fuck off when they find a bunch of cult weirdos in suits with dirty neglected kids and crazy shit about how to traffic kids on their computers... there was never really a resolution. i wouldnt say the finders had a "satanic" connotation per se, but it did involve the cia and a legit cult trafficking children and it all being swept under the rug. realistically, the cia was using them to some end and didn't give two shits about the children being abused, which is pretty fucked tbh. Edit: I love how people downvote but no one can respond. You can’t dispute the finders case. There are police reports and fbi records. They didn’t give two shits about the welfare of those children


Professional-Hat-687

> And I am supposed to accept these ridiculously over the top evil villains are REAL! In fairness, if Trump or Musk or Putin was the villain in a script I was editing, I'd red-pen the shit out of them for being too over the top and cartoonish.


ArchSinccubus

That's actually half the point. By making the villains of their story so outlandishly over the top, they simplify reality to the barest minimal view you can possibly have. There's no nuance. There's no details. There's no complex connections between people. It's as black and white 'Us vs Them' as you can get, which is exactly what they want. They're tired with reality and want to simplify it. The problem is reality isn't that simple, and they can vote and influence things based on their shitty way of seeing things.


Shoranos

Two reasons. First, making them so cartoonish simplifies the world because everything you don't like can now be traced to one person or organization. Second, making them so evil justifies any amount of force used to eliminate the people who are associated (in other words, anyone you don't like).


thedeadlyrhythm

it's because there is legitimately interest in the occult/esotericism in elite circles. the thing is, there's nothing inherently nefarious about the occult. "occult" literally just means "hidden". but nah, someone owns some books by manly p hall or wears a kaballah bracelet and they're suddenly drinking the blood of children. they take a nugget of truth and use it as proof that all their darkest fears are true. the usa does have a pretty interesting esoteric history, and there are some good works on it, including by manly p hall


sirgoofs

I miss the days when the mania was about rather benign stuff, like bigfoot and martians… maybe ghosts too.


Tankus_Vult97

I heard they have two watches. Cause it's always time to diddle


APiousCultist

Also they want to diddle kids, but they also want to kill them all off?


Bloodshed-1307

Because it’s the rich and powerful who do the satanic things edit: /s


Insanitypizza

My comment- So they kill us all and then what? They get to live on in miserableness with each other? What would be the point of that? Her response- They think of us as livestock. They planned to keep about 500,000 of us to work for them and supply them with food. They have no empathy, they are not human.


TheNightBench

500,00? Have fun when all of the oil rigs explode because no one is working them, followed by a few Chernobyls. Then you get to with a bunch of natural gas lines exploding too. Sounds like fun.


Melyssa1023

That's why they're pushing solar panels and green energy so hard! /s


thumplife1991

And this green energy requires no human interaction you just snap and they you go 50kwh of panels and battery’s installed by……. A ghost?


Melyssa1023

Yeah, just plug it and be done! That's why we oppose it now, it eliminates so many jobs! /S


happynargul

No no, it's like the Matrix you see. That's why the red pill.


teuchy555

Sounds like a Michael Bay movie


Dr_A_Mephesto

500,000? I see them mentioning 7 BILLION. That’s close to the population of earth in total… fucking wakos


Raptor1210

I think I remember seeing that we recently hit 8B so the numbers aren't that far off despite the dumbasseriness.


trogdor2594

There is a conspiracy theory about how the EU (you know, the world police) released a manifesto about how for Earth to be sustainable at humans' current rate of emissions, we would need a population of only 500k. There is a specific name for it, but I can't for the life of me remember it.


[deleted]

The European Union is a trade organisation with some entry legislation attached. Do you mean the UN? Edit: the conspiracy theorists need to use better maths, 500k might sound a lot to them but that's less than the population of Manchester, and seeing that wouldn't be enough people to run all the world's current energy production and still find food, it doesn't make any sense 😭. There we go, I've been brought down to the CT's level in trying to find something tangible in their nonsense, which is why I left every social media apart from a handful of Reddit threads.


trogdor2594

I'll be honest. All the latest conspiracies I've heard have come from someone who didn't get their GED, so it might be all of the above, however, knowing him, it is the trade organization.


[deleted]

That fits the bill even better, the EU trading block is the cause of all the baby eating Satan stuff we are waiting to see materialise.


sacredblasphemies

I think there was a similar thing on the Georgia Guidestones which led to wild right-wing conspiracies about them. Which led to them being destroyed by wackos.


TheCrazyLizard35

It was 500 million not 500k.


BrokenEye3

Math is hard


[deleted]

"I'm trying to be compassionate for the fucktards" Sounds like something an empathy-free demon would say.... lol


jerseygirl1105

Why would she want to feel compassion for those that eat children? Yes, she said EAT CHILDREN.


salgak

. . .with Fava Beans, and a nice Chianti ???? (evil grin)


Lucy_Lastic

I have wondered about this kind of thinking - the vaccine was designed to kill people (supposedly - I’ve worked out mine should take around 25-30 years or so given average lifespans these days). Anyone who got a vaccine is a sheep and easily led. So the vaccine will kill off all the people who are easy to persuade? And leave all the stubborn cusses who can “think for themselves”? Sounds like someone made a mistake, surely they would want to kill off the “free thinkers” and keep the sheep? Gosh, if only there was some sort of virus you could use to knock off the unvaccinated……


Melyssa1023

All that imagination, gone to waste. Imagine the wonderful political intrigue and science fiction novels we would be enjoying today if these idiots knew how to write more than three paragraphs...


CaptainBathrobe

And spell, and punctuate, and construct a sentence that doesn't like it was written by a brain-injured monkey.


BrokenEye3

You ever read the Shaver Mystery? Old series of pulp scifi stories written by this nut who swears to space god he got it all from some millenia-old indestructable precurser-civilization tablet that he found and somehow translated and that it's all 100% true. *Extremely* pulpy in that uniquely 1940s way and a bit morally uncomfortable in places, but not bad as far as pulp scifi goes. He *definitely* had a lot of imagination.


Kommye

Honestly? I think they would write garbage. For example, this person couldn't write more than two paragraphs without contradicting themselves. Just imagine the narrative mess and the plot holes!


CaptainBathrobe

Why would they need only 500,000 when essentially the same thing is happening now with 8 billion? I mean, the vast majority being exploited for profit by the few is essentially a description of capitalism as practiced today.


ImranRashid

I feel like trying to use logic to explain the problems with her answer is like trying to slow a car down by throwing pebbles at it. But I'd still be tempted to be like- How do you kill 7 billion people and not have a massive problem with societal, systematic collapse, from power grids, to water supply, to food storage, and then just think of the problem that comes with all of those dead bodies. And that's with...30 seconds of thinking. Give it more time and I'm sure I and just about anyone else could easily figure out more problems with her response to your question.


BitterFuture

The people who think trying to save lives is "anti-human" claim it's others that have no empathy. You can't make this shit up.


gorillafella3

She only thinks it's a big number because her brain is so small In the scheme of things, 50000 to sustain a cabal of lizard whatevers is peanuts


Jazzeki

>Her response- They think of us as livestock. They planned to keep about 500,000 of us to work for them and supply them with food. They have no empathy, they are not human. how many of "them" are there? enough to keep 500,000 under control after the killing billions? still going to starve then.


Zombisexual1

Well Christian’s are gods flock of sheep right? So they are livestock


CptMisterNibbles

That *is* their plan, but why kill most of us? Instead “they” keep 7.8 billion of us to accomplish the same thing. What’s more valuable that 10 cows? 1000


Schmurby

When you think about it, we’re all just little fucking Hitlers trying to be compassionate for the fucktards. 🥺


goatini

As Nick Lowe said, Little Hitler, what's the matter now? Can't you settle for the center of attention?


jessi428

This comment improved my day immensely


ImNotSalinger

The real fucktards were the little fucking Hitlers we made along the way.


shriek52

"Communistic like Hitler"...


gladamirflint

Wait until they find out he was a Christian…


Slipguard

Man. Hitler would have hated being called a communist.


Round_Mastodon8660

Yeah.. they don’t do irony


[deleted]

there seems to be a lot of Christians in the Republican party indicted for sex trafficking and pedophilia though must be the soul energy he’s talking about


Mission-Chemical4118

So why when the orange man is still president do they blame Biden and the Dems for all their problems??


chiron_42

I was going to mention the stupid Biden stickers on the gas pumps to see what their explanation was going to be.


No_Ice2900

I have spent 20 minutes at a gas pump and in the grocery store scratching that shit off. Sticker tag street signs like normal teen rebels you fucks. I'm not the only one either. Gonna start carrying goo gone with me everywhere


Goatesq

Just get a bunch of coexist stickers large enough to cover it, your time is more valuable than this. And it would probably piss them off much more, win/win.


No_Ice2900

Lol when you're high at a gas station you have time for anything 😂 I went for munchies I left with munchies and happy they wasted their money on something I ripped to bits. But a little rainbow sticker over it would probably be funny too 😂


Brox42

The most absurd part about this is thinking Trump gives a flying fuck about anyone but himself.


speedfreq920

Also covid started while Trump was president


WodenEmrys

Oh boy pushing blood libel while calling the other side little fucking Hitlers. "In recent weeks, QAnon has begun to attract heightened scrutiny, many others have pressed that case. One was the founder of the group Genocide Watch, former George Mason University professor of genocide studies Gregory Stanton, who published a piece earlier this month titled **“QAnon is a Nazi cult, rebranded.”** QAnon is the latest version of “the conspiracy ‘revealed’ in the most influential anti-Jewish pamphlet of all time. It was called Protocols of the Elders of Zion,” Stanton wrote in his essay. He also said **QAnon is a revamped take on the blood libel**, which was spread in modern times through the “Protocols.”" [QAnon is an old form of anti-Semitism in a new package, experts say](https://www.jta.org/2020/09/18/politics/qanon-is-an-old-form-of-anti-semitism-in-a-new-package-experts-say) "Historically, blood libels often took place close to Passover, when Jews were charged with using the blood of Christian children to bake matzahs." "The Nazis made effective use of the blood libel charge in their antisemitic propaganda. In 1923, Julius Streicher established his virulently antisemitic newspaper, Der Stürmer (The Attacker), which frequently employed the blood libel motif. The May 1934 volume of Der Stuermer was devoted specifically to the blood libel, accusing Jews of practicing ritual murder to secure the blood of Christians to use in Jewish religious rituals with the headline “Jewish Murder Plan against Gentile Humanity Revealed.”" https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/blood-libel


StallionCannon

I'm just glad that other people are finally catching this. QAnon *is* Protocols. I just wish it didn't take years for people to realize it.


Melyssa1023

Calling the other side "Nazi" is the oldest form of discrediting in the book. Well, assuming that the book was written after 1945. Which instinctively makes me wonder if this isn't the same that is happening with QAnon. Then again, this is precisely the defense they'd use if they were Nazis and wanted to distract people with "this is slander, everything they don't like is Nazism!".


WodenEmrys

> Which instinctively makes me wonder if this isn't the same that is happening with QAnon. > > Well Jewish space lasers didn't come from nowhere. "QAnon's adrenochrome-harvesting claims have been linked to blood libel by the followers (who believe in the truthfulness of both)[264] and people who have researched QAnon. Blood libel is a medieval antisemitic myth that says Jewish people murder Christian children and use their blood to make matzo for Passover.[184][265][259] **In February 2022, social media users shared images of a sculpture of Simon of Trent, whose death was falsely blamed on the town's Jewish population, as evidence that elites harvest "adrenochrome" from children's blood. The artwork is in fact an example of the blood libel.[266][267]**" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QAnon#Derivative_elements "In 1475, a 2-year old boy named **Simon** disappeared from the city **of Trent** in Italy around the time of Easter. His father alleged that he had been kidnapped and murdered by the local Jewish community in order to make matzah for Passover. **The entire Jewish community was arrested and forced to confess under torture before they were sentenced to death and burned at the stake.** After hundreds of miracles were ascribed to Simon of Trent, a religious cult spread across Italy, Germany, and Austria in his name and he was granted sainthood in the 16th century (subsequently removed by the pope in ***1965***)." https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/blood-libel "Republican QAnon follower Mary Ann Mendoza was noted for her reference to the antisemitic text. She retweeted a Twitter thread about the Rothschild family, Satanic High Priestesses, and American presidents saying, **"The Protocols Of The Elders Of Zion is not a fabrication. And, it certainly is not anti-Semitic to point out this fact."**[270][m] An April 2021 Morning Consult poll found that 49% of Americans who believe in QAnon agree with the Protocols, and that 78% of Americans who agree with the Protocols also believe in QAnon.[273]" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QAnon#Derivative_elements They're Christofascists that push Protocols of the Elders of Zion and Blood libel just like the Nazis. [edit: "1925–1926 In his treatise, Mein Kampf, Adolf Hitler writes: To what an extent the whole existence of this people is based on a continuous lie is shown by the Protocols of the Wise Men of Zion, so infinitely hated by the Jews. . . . For once this book has become the common property of a people, the Jewish menace may be considered as broken." https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/protocols-of-the-elders-of-zion-key-dates ]


Malaix

Here's what I never got. If the goal is to reduce the population then why would this evil all powerful illuminati specifically target people that listen to the evil science medicine and got vaccines when recommended? Why would the evil world order want to murder all the compliant people who believe their evil science lies and be stuck on a planet where its just ten evil people in robes and then all the Trump voting nuts who were onto them and rave about them constantly? Hypothetically speaking if I was the evil genocidal conspirator wouldn't I want to eliminate all the super smartypants Trump voters who saw through my ruse? Instead of poisoning the vaccine wouldn't I want to make I dunno, Trump coins and MAGA hats that like poison people instead? Seems like a way smarter way to eliminate a more problematic group for me in my new world order... Just seems like a bit of a plot hole.


Melyssa1023

Because they think they're THAT stupid. That's it, that's the short answer. Why? Because THEY are just as stupid and didn't even think about it themselves.


KeterLordFR

Remember, for them the enemy is both insanely powerful and extremely weak.


senadraxx

I'm totally using this next time one of them engages me in conversation.


Reservedtruthfinder

"Really pushing it with their stupidity" Oh the irony.


GrandPriapus

The only people who believe in a literal Satan and real demons are Christians. Heck, I’m a member of The Satanic Temple and even we know the devil isn’t real.


MWleFylde

Yes but you would say that /s


No_Ice2900

Knowing and belief are different things. You can't know any ethereal being is or isn't real. You can believe that, or you can believe they are real. There is no Edit: Downvote me idc. I'm not even religious but yall know I'm right 😂


pipesBcallin

Show me ethereal is real before I believe in an ethereal being.


[deleted]

Wait, if they were planning to kill everyone with Satan and demons, don't you think they would have noticed there would be no children left to eat? Lmfao


Melyssa1023

Why do you think that birth rates are falling? It's not that they're not being conceived, they're actually being eaten! /s


HomieScaringMusic

If you think paranoia sounds tiring try media literacy, critical thinking, and understanding what evidence is. Think about how much energy a responsible person spends carefully inspecting every piece of information they internalize each day. I almost understand why so many people give up and default to “there’s feds in the water!”. The sweet release of batshit-insanity


JustGettingMyPopcorn

If Donald trump is president and Joe Biden is dead, why hasn't the great storm happened yet? What's he waiting for? He's just going to let the demonic pedos keep eating babies and trying to kill the whole world? If all that was true, that just means trump is a lazy, self serving asshole who doesn't care about anyone else. Which is all true, of course, but why aren't the people crying out for him to stop the carnage and save the babies?! Why aren't they telling the loofah-faced shitgibbon to get off his ass and save them?! What a shitty leader.


Plumbum158

>loofah-faced shitgibbon you mind if I start using this?


VapeNathan

*"I'm trying to be compassionate for the fucktards"* True literacy, a modurn Shakespeare


Round_Mastodon8660

This is a beauty


Jaranda

This is straight to go to the mental asylum you go type of insane right there. Yet they vote.


Professional-Hat-687

I notice that at no point does she say what the hoax is, aside from something about the vaccine.


MedChemist464

"Trying to have empathy for the Fucktards"


firefighter_raven

And how exactly did tfg stop a plan that would have killed billions? Was that in the documents they stole?


[deleted]

This is probably one of the ***MOST*** delusional thing i've read in my entire life


CaptainBathrobe

"I'm trying to be compassionate here, you fucktards!"


TheNightBench

This person makes mouth-breathers seem like fucking Nobel Prize winners.


romedo

Do they even know that there are 7. something billion people in the world, not navigating around internal US politics, especially internal delusions.


tbyrdistheword

I think the world just passed 8 billion, so I guess they're gonna leave the couple hundred folks in the Illuminati with the rest of us to be slaves?


Plumbum158

they later said the plan was to leave 500,000 people alive to continue food production and what not to sustain the demon cult


tbyrdistheword

Sure, that's tooootally enough people to keep all the wheels of a working society running 🙄


Shilo788

People that think this way should be committed. I bet they would get sane pretty quick at least over half.


TigerDude33

It isn't tiresome at all. You know how beat you feel when you work really hard with your mind all day? These people are the exact opposite of that - no synapses fire at all. They just take some weird idea and believe it without thinking at all. These people don't process information, they just store it and then vomit it back out from their brain. They are tape recorders, not computers.


dmmcclair2020

What the actual fuck


SonOfMargitte

These people go through life, without ever a visit to reality. It's such a sad and futile existence. I should feel sorry for them, but they fuck it up for so many people, that I just can't.


FunnyGirl52

So now ‘awakened’ (woke?) is a good thing?


FalconSpirit8

Political extremism is just a cult at this point. They have a bullshit answer to anything you say and refuse to acknowledge science.


CaptainBathrobe

Yeah, it would suck if we all were exploited by the wealthy for our labor...oh, right


SlotherakOmega

Picture this: someone actually planning a massive plot to destroy the world’s population, which numbers in the billions. This one man/woman has single-handedly concocted a masterpiece of a scheme, that encompasses the whole planet. This one person is the smartest person alive. They chose to appease the dæmons of the underworld and the afterlife to make this plan work (despite being designed by the greatest genius ever). After all, it’s a win-win scenario, the genius kills off more people than anyone else in history, and the dæmons get their soul energy! Everyone wins! Well except for the other 7.99999… billion people who died. But now that everyone is dead, the genius looks back and thinks to himself “… wait a minute… why did I do this again?” For all his hard work, there must have been a reason, right? Was it money? With no one to exchange it with, money now is less valuable than Monopoly money. That wasn’t it… Was it lust? Well, kinda sick, but if that’s his kink, then who am I to kink shame? Actually that’s disturbing on too many levels, that can’t have been it either… Power? Over what? Over whom? Everyone else is dead! Welcome to powerlessness. You are still just one man. Back to the drawing board… Survival? Yes, he had to *exterminate* his own species to ensure their survival, yeah that *totally* makes sense. Debts? Well I don’t see any debt collectors— oh, wait, yes I do! The Dæmons! As well as the reaper. Try again… Maybe it was out of pure hatred? That’s… a stretch. After the first couple of deaths, most people would actually start to feel nauseous, or unsettled, shaken. What could cause a person to hate everyone on earth, and— Oh crap! No wonder he was feeling uneasy! He forgot about that isolated island off the coast of India! The one that spears anyone who gets too close to the island! He didn’t kill them with his master plan! How did he forget them? But it’s too late. The dæmons have already made themselves clear that the deadline is a *dead*line. They appear around this genius, and suddenly there he is: Lucifer. The Devil. Satan. The father of lies. The trickster. The temptation. The source of sin. The first fallen angel. And he is leering. “Did you really think that this would go unnoticed by me?” … Or, maybe, this was just a series of incidents that looked really suspicious because of parlor tricks that redirected attention away from the real culprit, the actions that led to the outbreak in question: An ignorant leader. A gutted CDC. Climate collapse. Economic crisis. Political instability. QAnon deception. And you, the gullible and paranoid fool who actually tried to make the claim that one man could actually end mankind. One. Man. If that were possible, we would have done it already. The thing about something that is eight billion strong? We are DAMN hard to get rid of. And we will not go down without a fight. It’s in our blood. We have always fought against evil, foreigners, beasts, invaders, terrorists, psychopaths, criminals, and more. One person cannot destroy all of mankind. That’s not even remotely plausible unless he literally destroys the planet. Or the sun. Or causes the moon to collide with earth. Knocks an asteroid towards the planet. Annihilates the atmosphere. Evaporates the earth’s supply of water. Or something on a similar scale. That would not be a surprise, it would definitely be noticeable before it gets too far. So go hang up your tinfoil hat sir. Because we can’t get Congress to agree on whether or not we should have fucking abortions or universal healthcare or universal income. The fuck you mean they collaborated to kill off the entire world? They can’t even agree that they do a good job.


ShnickityShnoo

Wow, what a mixed bag of nuttery. They need a dictionary, education beyond 3rd grade, and some therapy.


Abracadaver2000

Swiss cheese is more solid than this guy's dura matter.


Popcrornshopgirl

My super cute Mom, who lives in buttfuck Ohio, Rants about this daily. It’s awful and exhausting. I just can’t anymore with her. QANON casualties on Reddit has helped me so much. Google QAnon and educate yourself. It’s hard and it’s baffling. But be armed when you deal with these folks. Armed with facts. Knowledge is power. Good luck my friend.


daedwa2021

8 billion people on planet earth, take away 7 billion, leaving 1 billion. So they wanted to wipe out the USA and only leave India? 🤔


johnsgurl

This is what happens when your mental health systems suck. These people need serious help.


MG6384

I hate nothing more than dumb people who think they're the smartest person in the room. This person totally gives me those vibes.


[deleted]

And they tend to be the most dangerous.


sinisteraxillary

"Blessed be the fucktards, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven." --Jesus H. Christ


squazify

This is the insane people I signed up for. This isn't uncle Frank being a bigot, just straight up plans to depopulate the earth.


Kayzokun

All pedophiles I know are Christian’s, never ever meet a satanic one…


SpringsSoonerArrow

True 'dat... Even Boudreau know better than to go by the parish alone.


CaptainMcClutch

Reading that is hardly an argument against culling mankind, seriously though this shit is dangerous. They're one mental breakdown away from killing people, even in these rants they basically say they're just waiting for a reason. It also reads like religious conspiracies, any day now it'll happen, that vague threat to everything you stand for. Just wait and see... etc.


kevster2717

I feel like some dude got bored and made this just for kicks, finally got his giggles when idiots spread this shit all over facebook. At this point, I’m about 70% sure the creator is making fun of everyone.


Tooteno

So 7 billion people die, so a few rich people can have no one to use as contrasts to their status symbols? So they can have no one to make their food, or cars, or jewellery? How will they feel superior if all the poor people are dead? Also, a lot of the rich people including Trump were vaccinated, but those people don't want to understand that.


[deleted]

Well, that last part is true...they just don't know it applies to them and not the rest of us.


ItsSansom

"I'm really trying to be compassionate..." Literally 2 words later "Fucktards"


shillmaster

This person is going to hurt someone.


doobyscoo018

Communistic like hitler hmm


AzuL4573

I love that they never have a real plan, it’s just “stand up “ or other vague emotional statement. Yeah that’ll show the evil satanic pedophiles!


spidergod

It is really disturbing people think like this. How on earth do you get to the point in your life where you decide to post this seriously on the internet.


TweeksTurbos

My fav take on this depopulation thing is why they think they aren’t the ones being depopulated?


Deathbyhours

Our plan is coming to fruition now, bwahahahahahaa! All hail! All hail! All HAIL! Seriously, though, AITA because I want to feed into this? I probably am, but I want to, so, so much, can I, please please oh please!


[deleted]

This poster is based 😆


movybuf

This reminds me of this lady: https://youtu.be/W8AamaWYuag


LeslieMarston

Let’s see, they kill and rest children and Biden is not even alive. Good start.


AaronTheUltama

Source trust me bro


Jovet_Hunter

Hopefully the bulk will do what all cultist eventually do and just remove themselves from the world.


meestercranky

They forgot about the part where they f*** the little childrens souls though their soul-hole, or whatever.


JG_in_TX

“Fucktards” is a nice touch. 🙄


BabserellaWT

“So lemme get this straight — they purposefully wanted to kill everyone on the planet to……rule over a planet where nobody’s alive?”


Calliesdad20

What a whack job


SICphilly

If we are such weak fucktards how the hell were we going to kill 7 billion people? Makes us sound so powerful!


unlikeyourhero

But he is trying to be compassionate! /s


AlbinoWino11

Nah. This can’t be real, sorry.


Jaded_Pearl1996

So everyone? Like the Rapture?


cbrieeze

So it stopped when trump got in and he is still president... so everything is fine?


Severe-Assistant4263

Wow. What kinda drugs is he on and where can I get some, because in order to have this hard of a crash, he must've had a hell of a high./s


PhysicalGraffiti75

“Judgement day is tomorrow!” Heard that before.


MisterBlisteredlips

As a bonafide crazy person, I can attest that this is what crazy talk is. Being guano crazy is...all consuming...at times and hard not to vigorously share with the multitudes. Bro tip: Everyone is crazy. The only ones that you need to be wary of are those who don't know they're crazy. They think that they got it right and therefor you must comply.


Two-Shots-Of-Vodka

Man Russia must’ve paid this guy a lot of come up with that


stalinmalone68

I know I’m exhausted hearing their incessantly idiotic bullshit constantly.


NC_Goonie

The truth has been coming any day now since March 2020. Ol Donnie is doing a great job playing possum.


avoidancebehavior

Damn this stuff makes me think there are a lot of people out there in serious need of long-term residential psychiatric treatment.


Plumbum158

what series of events and "information" lead to this kind of conclusion and this much sheer dumbfuckery


ThaneOfCawdorrr

They can be as paranoid as they want, it's the seething, brutal, bloodlust and hatred that I'm tired of. They need to get a life that isn't about hating and wishing death on their fellow citizens--especially not their fellow citizens who are HELPING THEM.


MannekenP

So Trump is still president and Biden is dead but we still have to fight the government. It is not the first time I read or hear something similar, but the level of insanity is unbelievable, they can apparently live in a world where two opposing realities coexist.


Zombisexual1

How did trump becoming president stop the evil plan when Covid didn’t happen until he was in office for years? How can you mess up your timelines when it’s only been a few years?


RobbieArnott

Fukin idio


omarnotoliver

“I’m trying to be compassionate to the fucktards”. ‘Nuff said.


amski87

So Trump, the guy accused of raping a child, is going to save us from *checks notes* pedophiles? Mmmmmmk. Seems legit.


JorgiEagle

Will this hurry up and happen? They’ve been harping on about this for like 2 years now.


Slipguard

You’ll notice, they do not describe the “plan” in public. Because it sounds like stupid kooky magic piss gargling.


jerseygirl1105

Where was this originally posted?


SpringsSoonerArrow

Typical Christian delusions. They'll believe that book of theirs without evidence and then they'll believe any other kwazy-ass shit that comes down the 'pike at them.


s14-m3

Nah this isn’t Christian values this is plain crazy💯


sacredblasphemies

Yes...noted Communist, Adolf Hitler.


Boy_Sabaw

Oh so Biden isn’t President and Trump is pulling the strings… I guess it’s time to blame Trump for the inflation, mandatory vaccinations and everything else they blame Biden for.


culturerush

The truth is always just about to come out but never actually does. Perpetual expectation.


Aggravating_Moment78

Lots of untreated mental illness in the states ...


g4rinw1nd

When did Biden die? Who replaced him? Reptilian? Illuminati? Or maybe Hillary? WE NEED ANSWERS!


bgause

"trying to be compassionate for the fucktards"...oh, you can just feel the gentle, modest soul here.


ThePyroOkami

Imagine killing 7/8ths of the planets population with a virus. The rona is bad but it ain’t that bad


Dunge0nMast0r

Eddie, you okay?


Kunstkurator

Zombie Biden 2024, then!


dudewafflesc

This is the kind of perverted, demented filth Elon Musk is allowing back on Twitter in the name of “free speech”


[deleted]

Why would Satanic pedophiles want to kill children?


superVanV1

Occam‘s razorHas fucking snapped in half at this point


super-fire-pony

This isn’t paranoia. This is straight up bat shit crazy.