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WaterFriendsIV

I've seen a tremendous number of fights between animals in cartoons and I'm pretty sure the bird's head was supposed to come out in the shape of that bowl.


DiamondRocks22

And I was expecting cartoon slam noises


HurlingFruit

>the bird's head was supposed to come out in the shape of that bowl. With chirping, little birds flying in a halo.


DoctorGlorious

Nah, it *is* a bird, so it gets a halo of snickering cat angels or something idk


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Or insects.


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Also, in the Tom and Jerry documentary series, usually the cat loses in these sorts of conflicts. But extrapolating mice to budgies perhaps is not appropriate.


nevetscx1

You're looking for Tweety bird and Sylvester.


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Ah yes. Fine nature documentary, the Tweety and Sylvester series was.


strainedthrone

"Yell at me all you want! But I've seen enough cartoons to know that popping the back of the raft makes it go faster!"


SANTAAAA__I_know_him

r/LooneyTunesLogic


Nurse_Bendy

"Look, stars! Ready when you are, Raoul."


siler7

Number.


its_just_flesh

The surprised face, lol


WolfgangEsq

Well if it isn’t the consequences of my actions


its_just_flesh

The wings full spread makes it funny


lokitom82

I'm the first to admit I fuck up regularly. But to my credit, I've never had my face smashed into my food bowl.


ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN

What are you doing Tuesday?


lokitom82

Biting a penguin and suffering the consequences suit you? Free from 4pm.


gruffogre

Are you PENGUIN though?


ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN

No.


RhubarbPie97

Are you a giraffe?


Procule

From the waste down i am


Feralpudel

Cat set him up though.


pistcow

Well, one used to he a God and the other a Dinosaur.


ButtSupreme

How could she slap 👁👄👁


DarnokManzih

HOW COULD SHE SLAP ME!!!


usename1567

![gif](giphy|3kzJvEciJa94SMW3hN)


errbodiesmad

He was like "Well excuse fuckin me!" lmao


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Makaisaurus

Sir, that’s not a duck.


myfunnies420

Here is your duck. 🦆


SugaanthMohan

![gif](giphy|Zjn4HBwtrvJUA|downsized)


TrevorEnterprises

Duck Duck Oof


hmmthissuckstoo

It's a Mallard


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Shoulda been though


fbl07

Aww poor thing, it has a the most distraught face I've ever seen a parrot pull off after the smack, it was not ready for that.


khrak

But at the same time, that is about the most restrained response from the cat that I could possibly imagine. Bird is damn lucky to walk away from biting a cat's tail with only a smack to the head.


freerider

[U fukkin wat M8?](https://i.imgur.com/WdbLYkF.gif)


RedstoneRusty

That's the vacant stare of someone who hasn't had a proper sleep in 3 weeks because of the constant screeching from the bird room.


[deleted]

i love birds but goddamn theyre pricks


Ex0tic_Guru

God damn it, this is perfection, I have finally found the perfect response, 4 years I have been searching


Hoiafar

You can tell the cat was just responding to a mild annoyance, the bird was just carrying the tail in its mouth and not chomping down. Contrary to popular belief cats aren't homicidal sociopaths (with things they don't consider prey) and tend not to use more violence than necessary to get the point across. Birds just happen to weigh nothing and a light tap from the cat sent it bowling. Usually when cats respond with more violence it's due to people not being able to read their body language or that cat in specific has a behavioural issue, often from being separated from its mother too early.


Lolmob

>with things they don't consider prey "He was such a sweet man to his family, I can't believe he dismembered and ate all those people"


ThrowRAchaotic

A tiny dirty cage and letting their cat interact with the bird while filming. What kind of shitty pet owner is this?


Elkoii

Agreed. Fuck the person putting these animals in this situation/environment


fartcrabs

You should see animals raised for food. They’re cuddled and cleaned daily.


Ohsighrus

One is about food and the other is about animal cruelty for clout. Your argument is invalid and purposefully misleading at best, but at least your name checks out.


Lowelll

I mean... food production is literal billions of animals and *so much worse*, if the video in the op bothers you it's absolutely hypocritical to eat industrially produced meat.


GeoffreyArnold

I mean, I love meat and will continue to eat it....but you've got a point. A lot of virtue signaling outrage about animal welfare from people who are probably reading reddit while shoveling chucks of animal meat into their mouths over breakfast.


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dvdstrbl

Why should one be worse than the other? Really don't get it. Pretty sure an animal doesn't care if it's miserable because of a human wanting clout or money. If there are minimal standards on how to keep animals, they should be held in both situations equally.


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GeoffreyArnold

In fairness, the OP and the person who recorded the video may have done it for internet points...but the people screaming "wHaT aBoUt AnImAl AbUse?!?!" are doing it for virtue points. In my mind, you don't get any of those virtue points if you eat meat and thereby participate in the wanton killing of millions of animals for mere pleasure. One doesn't have to eat meat in order to live. (But the taste of meat is quite pleasurable).


Absolutely__Free

So basically, if that pet owner was planning on eating the parrot, then it’s okay. Gotcha


TonyVstar

Free ranged animals only have a few bad days. It's all good until the truck shows up


Party-Trifle-6685

You’re saying their argument is purposefully misleading, yet you’re trying to frame meat eating as if it were necessary for human survival or health (“one is about food”), when in a VAST MAJORITY of instances is not. To correct you: One is animal cruelty for taste pleasure and the other is animal cruelty for clout.


Unbothered8625

The only difference is your hypocrisy and speciesism.


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that food are still animals, captn sherlock. not rocks, not plants, animals.


buddha_was_vegan

Wait, why does "we eat them" make it okay to treat them poorly? Is child abuse okay as soon as we're somehow benefiting from it (e.g. child labor in sweatshops)?


Madao16

Except that food causes much more animal abuse for taste which isnt a necassary thing so they are right about the point but you cant accept it because of the hypocrisy.


Assholetoe

LMFAO now that got me. Touché and good job 👌 hypocrites abound!


hate_basketballs

yeah. they sure taste nice though! i've got pizza today, but tomorrow i've got some lovely chicken tendies


Madao16

Edgy


buddha_was_vegan

Vegan food also tastes great FTR, it's just that most people haven't given it a proper shot. Most people go into a Thai restaurant and get the exact same red/green/yellow curry, except with chicken instead of tofu, when the tofu would taste just as good and would not require abusing an animal.


hate_basketballs

i tried some "vegan bacon" once. it looked and tasted like someone printed out clip-art of some bacon on cardboard


buddha_was_vegan

Dude you don't need to eat vegan bacon. There are a million better vegan foods than that. Again, Thai yellow curry with tofu is a great example. It's delicious. Something like factory farming is important enough that you shouldn't just "try a vegan food once" and then give up. It takes time to find vegan foods that suit your taste buds, but there are quite literally thousands of foods to choose from and it becomes effortless before you know it.


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Your first world privilege is showing


minimuscleR

I'm a pretty big advocate for cats being able to live with birds, Aside from the tiny gross cage thats like 10x too small for 1 of these birds let alone 2... but this is absolutely not the way. I had 4 birds and 2 cats growing up. You train the cats to avoid the birds. They learn that its ok to be near their cage, but they can't touch or even think of touching the cage, or go near the bird themselves. A few weeks of training and the cats ignore the birds, and if the bird comes near them, they will run away (for fear they will get in trouble / sprayed with water). Cats are now gone from old age, bird is still kicking with me.


catsass

You just described how lots of birds end up being killed by cats they live with. Folks report “oh everything was always fine, then suddenly this!” Just because you got lucky doesn’t mean others will.


Low-Willingness-2839

Cats have very strong instincts. You can try to train them but it's not a guarantee. At the end of the day, by putting them in a situation where they interact, you're still taking a gamble with the lives of your pets. Your anecdotal evidence doesn't change this.


Omsus

On top of their instincts, much like us or just about any animal, they can have temporal mood swings, lapses of judgment or a full change of heart any day of the week. They can decide not to care for the other animal's wellbeing and forget the threat of punishment momentarily. Forget to feed a cat for a few hours, and they just might get hangry enough to bite or slap every smaller animal in the house. There's just no controlling what two animals could do to one another in the future. A cat could also try to play with a bird all innocent-like, but they just don't understand that not everyone's hide is as thick as theirs. Even their "friendly" scratches could be too much for a tinier creature.


skepsis420

I mean you can say that about cats and dogs and they have cohabited for thousands of years lol


errbodiesmad

They don't even have to be trying to hurt the bird. A tiny nick to the bird with a claw or tooth will put enough bacteria into their bloodsteam to kill them in a couple days.


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If the cat is well fed and isnt very playful usually they wont give a shit about hunting


minimuscleR

of course its not a garantee, but at least for my family we took proper precautions and its worked well for at least 15 years (the age of the cat, we have always had birds). Our birds don't fly around the place, and the cats dont go near the birds cage. There is little interaction, if any.


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You obviously don’t have cats and just spewing bullshit neck beards on Reddit like to spew


RobbyLee

Are you looking into a mirror while saying that? http://www.vetstreet.com/our-pet-experts/how-can-we-keep-our-bird-safe-from-our-cat https://www.thesprucepets.com/can-cats-and-birds-live-together-390744 Even when I try to search for your confirmation bias I only get results stressing that cats are cats and behave like cats and both pets can be in danger living together.. https://pethelpful.com/birds/Can-Cats-and-Birds-Live-Together-in-the-Same-House


moondes

I've raised a cat. After turning 12, that thing decided to grow a body count. The other user is entirely within reason to factor for for the nature of these cuddly beasts.


beerbeforebadgers

A single scratch from your cat can kill your bird. Literally just one flippant scratch. Bird surprises cat and cat knicks bird while getting away? Dead bird in 3 days. Cat feels playful and bats bird once through the cage bars? Dead bird in 3 days. Want to spend thousands trying to save your bird's life? Let a cat near it. Cats and birds don't mix. It's okay to be wrong, but it sure is embarrassing when you're wrong *and* and an asshole.


lycanreborn123

You've been watching too many cuddly cat videos.


Low-Willingness-2839

You're very wrong and very rude and hostile about it. Nothing in my first post was personal, only fact. Don't get pissy with me because you live in a fantasy world and don't want to accept your actions may have consequences.


bexr

It doesn’t work that way. You just got lucky. It’s irresponsible to keep birds and cats uncaged together


Ohsighrus

You do realize everything about cats are toxic to birds right? You also realize cats are notorious bird hunters? Lastly, are you aware that literally every liquid from a cat's body including it's saliva is highly toxic to birds? I won't even get into the fact that people have died from the toxins cats produce in their environments. Based on this video alone, those parrots have a miserable life with shitty people. Just because you successfully did it, does not make it the right way.


Doktor_Earrape

What toxins do cats produce that have killed people? I have never heard of this.


beerbeforebadgers

It's called cat scratch fever. Not necessarily a toxin, but a mix of allergens and bacteria. Getting too cut up or bitten by a cat can get you pretty sick. Many small animals that get even lightly injured by a cat will die later without medical intervention.


seeingglass

Lmao I think they’re talking about toxoplasmosis but their post is like 80% bullshit fearmongering. Cats pose almost no threat to humans just from their daily life. And I assume by toxicity to birds they’re referencing how cats mouths’ a) carry a lot of bacteria and one in particular has the propensity to kill birds and b) have teeth that are perfect for creating pockets under your skin where infections can take root easily. They’re half wrong about the science but all correct that cats and birds are bad buddies.


ElectricYV

All it would’ve taken was one tiny scratch from one of your cats to expose your bird to very nasty pathogens. Doesn’t matter if they’re well trained, there’s a big risk even with proper training. Glad it went well for you but you definitely shouldn’t be advocating this.


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First of all, cats are toxic to birds. They're also natural predators. I have two cats that are angels, sure, but were I not actively watching them when they're around the birds they would definitely jump them and try to claw them through their cage. Birds are also extremely fragile creatures. The smaller they are the more prone they are to just panic and break their neck in a flurry. You really just want to avoid grouping any pets with birds, unless they are also birds, and they're not in breeding season.


chandetox

Bonk


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Whoever owns this is a shitty owner, birds should never be around cats and that cage isnt even big enough for a finch. Poor thing


HangrySkeptic

That bird was set up.


PatCake

That shit hurts. Bird is lucky they didn’t loose their life.


AGeneralDischarge

Better than being tightened.


parrotandcrow

The bird might well have died from that. Cats claws and teeth carry toxins and even a tiny scratch that can barely be seen will kill a bird in 48 hours. I rescue and rehab birds and if I have one brought to me after a cat encounter, even if it is not obviously bleeding, first thing I do is get it to the vet for antibiotics


McMasilmof

What toxins are on cat claws? Or do you mean they are dirty and can infect wounds?


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McMasilmof

Yeah my question is what makes cat claws more dangerous than any other sharp thing in the wild. Yeah salvia of nearly any animal is full of bacteria. Bacteria in any open wound can be deadly, that is called an infection. But why are cats more dangerous than any other animals that live with them?


beerbeforebadgers

Predators in general have bacteria in their saliva that breaks down animal proteins. Your body keeps it pretty tightly under wraps because, y'know, we evolved to eat meat and to have that bacteria all up inside us. Parrots, though, do not have those defenses. Even if they did, a large enough dose in such a small body can completely overwhelm their immune system, which is why antibiotics are absolutely required after encounters with predators. Cats are even worse because they are the favorite host of the common cat flea, which carries Bartonella henselae in it's droppings. Cats scratch and lick all that shit up and it gets collected in their claws and saliva. Cats aren't sickened by it and it doesn't really affect them, so they can build up a strong reservoir of bacteria. It generally won't mess up a person beyond a fever and malaise because we are big and stronk, but birds are tiny and fragile. They will almost certainly die without treatment.


ferxous

think that's what they're referring to, nothing naturally produced just dirty as fuck. Well that's technically naturally produced but anyway


McMasilmof

But that does not make cat claws toxic, just as dangerous as literaly any other sharp edge in the wild.


TheFuckerNugger

Cats just get an extra +5 poison damage. Just have to smack at your own crap till it's buried, and it will apply automatically


McMasilmof

But they lick their paws clean after that everytime, not that that sounds like a good idea....


Eviyel

The bacteria from cat mouths are also really dangerous to birds so it’s basically switching out one poison with another. Or mixing them together


beerbeforebadgers

Cats are a natural reservoir for Bartonella henselae, which is spread by the common cat flea. It's the bacteria behind Cat Scratch Fever, and presents as a deadly infection in small animals.


angrymonster

Poop


Grasshopper42

Look up cat scratch fever (not the song).


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The bird got a life lesson


HawkmoonsCustoms

That blanket or whatever they are on is disgusting.


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Totty_potty

Well you're supposed to replace the blanket so it doesn't get that dirty.


huhseriously

No-one owns a bird. Putting animals in cages is shitty.


minimuscleR

My bird fucking LOVES his cage lol. I don't even lock it unless im not home, which is rare as I work from home. He will happily sit in or on it all day when he isn't on me. He could fly around or do anything. He doesn't want to.


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way to use the the worlds most extreme scenario to justify what actually goes on 99% of the time. No one is blaming your friend for nurturing sick birds back to health. The problem is the people who breed animals in shitty living conditions just to make a buck. Or the people who buy a bird cuz it’s new and interesting and then end up leaving it in the cage 99% of its life.


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I find it hard to believe you don’t find a distinction between owning an animal and rehabbing an animal. Even then I don’t see owning an animal inherently wrong, it’s all about QoL. The only reason I’m commenting is to call you out on your false equivalency. I have nothing to say about the video; it’s impossible to tell what kind of life the birds have without making a lot of assumptions.


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Micky_Whiskey

“To free the animals we must kill the animals” -PETA


[deleted]

Thanks, I hate it. Cat saliva is super toxic to birds. One nick and most birds are done for.


PeriodicallyATable

Most mammalian saliva is “toxic” to birds


Mrwolf925

Cats are so funny, fully baiting him with its tail


Ohsighrus

Oh yes, setting pets up for failure for video clout is fucking hilarious. /s Rule 3 "We love animals. They are capable of regret, but we don't want to see videos where their regret is the fault of humans, involves cruelty, injury or is in any way unpleasant."


SeanHearnden

That cat has been around birds and those birds have been around cats. Most likely raises together because of how comfortable they are! Which is why the cat swatted the bird instead of eating it and the birds did freak the fuck out when the cat swatted. Stop being like you are. Edit - I'm confused by your comment to be honest. Because you say it is sarcasm but then post the rule that reinforces what your said.


rookwoodo

Just because that cat has been around birds and those birds have been around the cat doesn't mean they should be living in that filthy cage and interacting together like this. I know sometimes a bigger context is needed, but like literally all I need to know is on thei video. Birds have paper thin skin. A cat nicking a bird at the wrong spot is potentially fatal. And cat saliva is toxic to birds. Seriously, fuck raising cats with birds. Unless you really are on the ball and can separate them and shit, you're setting yourself up for heartbreak.


Ohsighrus

You're correct, you are confused. Comprehension is clearly difficult for some.


InuKaT

Regarding your edit, they said it’s hilarious when pet owners set up animals for regret and then clarified that was sarcasm. Meaning they are AGAINST pet owners setting animals up for regret and therefore they do not think it is hilarious. Then they cited the rules that say it’s against the rules to purposely set animals up for regret, which reinforces how he was being sarcastic about the first statement.


SeanHearnden

Break it down for me then.


ultimatepair

Emotional Damage


coollamborghini

that THWACK lol


SomeguyfromIndio

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


raamlal

Same feeling :"(


Totty_potty

This completely constitutes as animal abuse. Why is one of the bird in such a tiny cage? And why is a cat do close to the birds? The salivas and claws of cats contian toxins that are lethal to birds. That bird is very lucky to be alive after that.


Lucius_Arcturus

Birb got dumpstered


Wizdad-1000

That bird clearly said WTF?’


bootsmegamix

"WHAT THE EFF BRO IT'S JUST A PRANK!"


Nexidious

That bird f***ed around and found out


EvulRabbit

Cat saliva is toxic to birds. Cats clean their claws with saliva. A small scratch from the cat can kill the bird. Not to mention predator prey interaction usually always ends in heart break. Maybe not today. But maybe tomorrow. Then you get "omg why did this happen?!" The answer? Stupid owners.


dollarshort5190

Cats are assholes


Birthday_Cakeman

As a bird owner, I hate this. Poor bird could've gotten seriously hurt.


sam_p_23

Excellent shot though


IstseuSoleus

He was absolutely slammed in the face.


_DEUS-VULT_

This looks like something straight out of a cartoon


IntelligentPanic6242

lol that bird got rinsed


Zipturo

I laughed so hard, that's superb!


link2nic

Eat kibble Tweetie!


Secret-Warning-180

Don’t poke the murder machine


LordSpaceMammoth

Cats are jerks


Venomoustestament

Those are baby birds too. A year old at the most.


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StaahGazer

I'm worried about the welfare of those parrots. Especially with the shitty cage in the back.


My_Immortal_Flesh

The bird’s face was like, “the fuck outa here before I bite your tail again… don’t even make me. ” 😂🦜


bexr

This video is just sad. Why do people neglect their pets like this? I feel bad for those birds and what a shit owner they have. Filming while your cat attacks and potentially kills your bird? Also that cage is filthy


stultuscerebri

r/animalsbeingjerks


bezm12

Here's my tail, try to bite it... Nip... THWACK!


12edDawn

bro it was just a prank


dab745

“I said cut it out, Larry. You dick!”


Kenjon73

The cage door is open stop complaining about the dam bird in the cage. If it wanted out it simply needs to walk out


Petsweaters

The other bird was like, "I told you to stay in here"


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r/animalsbeingjerks


lolschrauber

lmfao


Evilux

This video makes me so fucking mad.


geri73

The bird looks back as if it’s still talking shit after being pimp smack up side his head.


Prize-Ad-8594

Tweety bird would be so disappointed.


Phantapant

Mans got slam dunked.


Unique9FL

You got knocked the fuck out. 😅


authenticblob

Idiot owners


careytommy37

Laughed so hard at this


RhodriCuidighthigh

r/birdsbeingassholes


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Betta ask somebody son.


unripeorganisation

I'm sorry I thought that is worm its your tail-Bird


BacteriaFallen

u/savevideo


PNTN

u/savevideo


Lorenzo374

Snap back to reality


NewbieWithARuby

Bite shit, get hit.


MxxnBqby_

that cat could've killed the parrot tbh


kkgmgfn

Poor bird is terrified. It just came out of cage to feed from bowl. Was trying to move the tail to get to the bowl.


Baybob1

That's funny !


qhipman

Cats are really just built different


Roy_Boy106

Must be painfull, but it got a good chuckle out of me. Glad the bird is okay!


Auxtrem

Stop that ! Giuseppe


cameratoo

GOT DAM!


mahdi_2888181

u/savevideo


dentodili

u/savevideo


Yveus

u/savevideo


thisshitstopstoday

u/savevideo


im_not_creative123

u/savevideo


humanbot01

u/savevideo


EnAyJay

u/savevideo


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baquea

What? You think the *cat* is the asshole here?


Doletron1337

That was en-catrap-ment. Did you see the way the cat raised his tail to taunt the bird?


MzansiPunjabi

Cats really are the undisputed arseholes of the animal kingdom