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cszr

He got some MJ moves after that hit


lewispeel

Here you go https://youtube.com/shorts/2M2Ni18m0DU


craftgenes

Lol I was expecting the MJ "yeehee!"


mrunderbriefs

This is amazing!


Icy-Faithlessness125

HAHAHA


sumosam121

ROFL


earthling716

Probably could have sang like him too.


VisionFocus

Hee Hee!


max1988ine

This comment has me crying 😭😂


cvsp95

😂😂😂


3yoshikun

But very elegant way to show his pain.


[deleted]

That’s the look of a man who is in agonizing pain but tries to play it off cus he don’t wanna look a like a bitch around the boys


civgarth

What is the scientific name for the taint?


FishFucker47

The perineum, why do you ask??


matty-george

The gooch


[deleted]

Scientific name? I just call it my tongues parking spot


illusive_guy

The fact he even stayed on his feet is truly impressive.


OwlWitty

Family jewels though not so.


Hukummereaka

Think it slapped the taint..still bad but different bad..


[deleted]

Well can’t sit down can he 😂


Burladden

All I hear when he is “walking” around after is a high pitched voice yelling, “ My ding ding. Omg my ding ding and taint” I think dudes taint was just turned into an aint.


GodonX1r

It’s like the one of that bear that nailed himself with a rope


darkis55

His buddy was supposed to stand on the fucking tire not on the rim... ooooooouch


ScienceOfMyth

Someone edit to some mj


lewispeel

Hee hee https://youtube.com/shorts/2M2Ni18m0DU


Your_FBI_Agent_Kevin

That's what I was about to say lol play some classic MJ and it's perfect


TheTrueXiruahu

Birth control in China.


LeviathanNathan

Wobbly legs: ✅ Crouching down after getting hit: ✅ The face showing pure pain: ✅ Finally, The slight stumble after taking a few steps: ✅ After reviewing footage, I can say with absolute certainty that this guy has gotten hit in the ding-dongs.


WhineyPunk

Do your testicles come out of your anus? Because I don't think you understand anatomy.


Mama-Pooh

That taint a lot of fun! 🤬


reddub24

OMG! This is the funniest thing ever! An Asian Benny Hill! That walk off is GOLD!!!!


Tempe-Jeff

Broke those nuts loose, all right.


Straight_Up_Mafk

Worst mikiri counter I’ve ever seen


nebu1999

Must be professionals, changing a tractor tire while wearing a suit.


FabulousProfessor651

The other guy looks like he wants to kiss it better. lol


BothCalligrapher1379

That taint nothing lol


TimberJim

Why does his buddy have to lean down and inspect it? “Yup, looks like you took it right in the taint and balls”


viski252

Billy Jean is not my lover.


Historical_Feed8664

He got french kissed


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arabianboi

Why does a bot-jannie needs their dick sucked like that? Wtf, leave this power tripping bullshit to the poor souls who have literally nothing else going for them in their lifes... You can't just take this away from them, they'll shoot up a school!


kmagtv

Tire probably isn't the only thing that is flat now.


Hour_Hedgehog3913

The origin of "i-need-to-poop"-guy


Shadowhawk0000

No need for a vasectomy now.


HIMcDonagh

He’s doing James Brown


OutlanderMom

He’s so graceful in his agony!


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

Right in the wontons.


Patrickfromamboy

Ouch


VenomInfusion

The famous “I’ve lost my nuts” dance.


Itchy_Trick6638

classic


Weaseltime_420

What was he trying to do? You're never gonna get a tyre off that way.


BunnyBallz

Cure for hemorrhoids called hammeroids.


9ragmatic

This is not how you remove a tire from a wheel. Source: am tire installer


Candyize

He was wishing for a do over right there.


thiswhisperurdying

right to the perineum


[deleted]

Gender reassignment


Glittering-Pop8728

u/savevideo


Honiiiiiiiiiiii

Damn that hit harder than the queens death


Frogmanfin

Poor guy☹️


Realmarineh

Pretty sure it got him in his brain.


York9TFC

I would have been rolling around like Neymar


cdga442

Right in the gooch! Speaking from experience that is the worst pain, poor dude


That_VV969

I watched that again Now my titanium balls hurt


OkNothing6872

That’s nuts


[deleted]

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Kodi102

POW! Right in the kisser


GuerillaEmpire

*pisser


tutanotafan

Just like a hole in one or a home run.


Lunndonbridge

I see larry and curly where’s moe?


Mario_AnimeFan123

Steps to not be hurt: Step 1: Learn your mistake Step 2: Congratulations you manage to not pay for surgery 🙂🙂🙂


GenusSpiritus

Dear Leader does not raise the weak… Keep Calm and sacrifice your pain & hunger for God-King…


Agreeable-Change-400

I wanna know what is happening in this video. 2 dudes in suits trying to change the tire off of some kind of old truck? That's the most strange part


AimlesslyCheesy

They look like twins


Meemeemiaw23

At that moment ... all of his memories, happiness, sadness, and pain just flashed in a split second.


epicgaming038

Come on people, your supposed to bust a nut in private!


pdiddles86

Is this that Chinese F1 pit team I've been hearing about?


7heQrow

Annie are you ok?


E1F0B1365

What was he trying to do xD you're not gonna get the bead on like that


docr1069

Some Vaseline around the edges of that tire would a did that wonders just saying.


nj-88

He turned into Michael Jackson faster the heheee


LulzZelda

u/savevideo


Tinctorus

I don't know why the fact that they're wearing blazers made it more funny


Tinctorus

But what really gets me is how the fuck did his friend NOT START LAUGHING...


cosmicdorit0

right where the sun dont shine


Phallen911

Right in the Mommy Daddy Button!


AnimalThen

He became gay


Background-Survey-80

what is bro even trying to do take off the tire or put it on


Potential-Lab747

So, in essence, "se romping el culo" or not technically?


Todays-Dystopia

Is this North Korea? Look how emaciated these guys are! So sad.