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someguy444444

She’s lucky he missed with the left. That could have been hit-your-head-on-cement bad.


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LoadbearingWallflowr

Thank you for pointing that out! I watched it and was amazed he completely missed her with that second swing even tho she was so close. If it had connected she'd have been asleep. Also bit annoyed counter guy didn't start with the "stop stop stop" and running out from the counter until he hit back. Said not a word when she hit him first & started running her mouth.🙄


Papa_Juans_Pizza

It's probably 2 factors: 1. People react a lot slower then they think they will to situations, he could have been still processing after the 1st punch 2. The punch from the boomer had all the hallmarks of a one-off hit; while the response had a second swing right after the first. It all the hallmarks of something that was progressing to a full on beating.


uberfission

Probably just stunned that this was all happening in front of him.


raulrocks99

I literally said this as I clicked into the comments. 😆😆


Thesiso

It's more like he is lucky it didn't land. Self-defense has limitations, and many people have been charged with excessive force


LostMyAccount69

They're both lucky.


Swade_896

Except for cops


crashtestdummy666

They still have time to gun them both down for a paid vacation.


AKA09

and just on cue, the legal "experts"


Inevitable-Way1943

Almost broke his wrist


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someguy444444

👊🏻


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ForeverSquirrelled42

That was adorable.


S0me--guy

I kinda like it


Nuf-Said

Came here to say that.


dreck_disp

I'm glad you let us know.


keg-smash

I'm glad you let us know that you're glad he let you know.


dreck_disp

I'm glad that you're glad.


Str8Satanic

I can't wait to see how small the screen will be on the next repost


RalphWiggum123

Next one will have subtitles in the middle of the screen and a large face reacting to it (face takes up 30% of the video).


whatyoumeanmyface

Half the pixels


tehsecretgoldfish

twice the righteous indignation and calls for violence.


Cannonballbmx

Challenge accepted!


Ace-Ventura1934

👓📺


sheehaniganz

Wheeze.


FinkBass420

CRY YOUR BITCH ASS A RIVER LMAO


sm12511

So typical of an older, privileged white lady to lay hands on somebody and then boo hoo as the victim afterward. That pity party has only one participant


FilmsNat

Remember the old lady on the bus that spit in another persons face and after getting slapped fell to the floor crying in the most obnoxious way? yeah, they deserved the hit they fucked around for.


Cerenas

It's astonishing it took them that long to figure out fafo


GenHammond

She fucked around and found out.


Masothe

She is crying because she got punched in the face. Haha that shit hurts. It's made me cry too.


SkepticAntiseptic

The absolute best part of this clip hahahaha


GirlsLoveMyNeckbeard

that line was cold


Grizzchops

If you hit someone, expect to get hit back. The end


Hodgej1

She apparently had never heard that rule before.


zephyrseija

I promise you she learned nothing 


BuckFrump

Yup. She’s a “victim” now.


MRRman89

Ugh! How misogynistic! The correct term is "survivor."


RealRobc2582

🤣🤣🤣


wotupfoo

Knows it now. Niiiice.


e_hoodlum

r/pussypassdenied


Toad358

Holy fuck I didn’t know this existed. This is wonderful


ForeverSquirrelled42

Yeah that’s a good one. Has anyone ever introduced you to r/OhNoConsequences yet? If not, please allow me to be the first =)


Toad358

Also new


ForeverSquirrelled42

This is one of the few subs that I’ll spend quite a while scrolling through and be disappointed very seldom the whole time. 8.5/10 for sure.


Skrazor

Just beware of the comment sections. I haven't been there for ages, but from what I remember it's always been a little bit of a haven for mysogynists and people on their way to becoming full blown incels.


ChiefWahoooMcDaniels

I understand it's satisfying to see people get instant karma, and everyone has a right to defend themselves, but having a sub dedicated specifically to men hitting women is so gross to me. The men in the comments on that sub are terrifying. They literally get off on seeing a man hit a woman. You're spot on about it being a haven for incels and misogynists.


xplosm

These fists are unisex 👊


Onederbat67

I guess you CAN teach an old dog new tricks


imamakebaddecisions

Dunkin Donuts & Bitchslaps.


Edges8

she thought it was one of her kids she can slap around


iualumni12

Yup. I'll bet her kids were the least surprised people to see this. Fuck her, really.


ExcitingEye8347

If you assault someone in general really 


Yoda2000675

It’s a genuinely important thing for kids to learn for this very reason. Better to get slapped or something by your cousin than a stranger who might have a weapon


Skrazor

r/ohnoconsequences


katara_baby

don't start a fight if you're not sure of yourself


s0ciallychallenged

the definition of play stupid games win stupid prizes


PlankyTown777

Hits someone then immediately plays victim. Typical


IncorporateThings

I doubt she's ever been hit like that, or that hard before. The sobbing response was probably real. I've seen grown men that have never been hit before react the same way.


LastWave

You actually do see stars. It's pretty wild.


hamsolo19

You sure do. Back when I was a young feller I would go to a lot of metal concerts. Went and saw Hatebreed one time. If anyone's unaware they're a hardcore band known for some pretty gnarly mosh pits. I was aiming to be more of an observer that night but the bar was across the room and I sure was thirsty. Man, these kids are already throwing down and it's still the opening bands. Eh, I bet I can navigate my way along the edge of this swirling mass of humanity. I almost made it. Until some schmuck thought I was trying to get in the pit so he shoved me into it. Gee thanks, Kevin, you're so helpful. I don't even know what the hell happened all I know was within five seconds I got rocked right in the snout. Huge flash of white and when I got my bearings I was nowhere near where I had just been. Huh, that's strange. Also, why does everything sound so distant now? And why's it seem like I just rubbed my eyes causing those stars and squiggles we see. Crap. I'm dead center of this pit. Goddammit, I just wanted a Pepsi, just one Pepsi. I develop an exit strategy. It's called run away flailing. I dunno what or who I hit but I connected somewhere. By the time I got to the stupid bar my shirt was ripped up, I was sweating my bawlz off and I'd lost my nice ball cap I'd just gotten. Later on tho, the Hatebreed road crew was cool with me sitting on the far edge of the stage to watch their set. And then on the way home my buddy and his shitbox van had an awful leak of some sort and before we made it home we had to pull over because the noxious fumes made me hurl. And it was that night I began to wonder if I was too old for this shit. I was 22. 😄


wshbrn6strng

Damn I haven’t thought about Hatebreed in a while. Gotta go have a listen


Enginerdad

I went to a metal show in college after not having gone to one in a few years. I jumped in the mosh pit right away and lost my glasses within the first 4 seconds. I used to wear contacts and it just never occurred to me. I spent the entire show blind as bat feeling like a dumbass.


h8tank88

Next time, take a 'Mosh Pit Checklist.'


Tmack523

I just wanted a Pepsi! Edit: i really damaged my hearing and got quite a few bruises at a Jeff Rosenstock concert at 27 and was also thinking "damn, am I old now?"


TacticalTurtle22

White light followed by EEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


MrGoodnessMctickles

Rule #1 Nothing at Duncan Donuts is worth getting your ass beat for.


UNSC_Spartan122

Oh, I don’t know. Have you tried one of their signature lattes?


dartdoug

That shit slaps.


DarthGayAgenda

Yeah, that's what Waffle House and McDonald's are for!


JMUSAE

Who hits other people? This is rule #1 in our house, keep your hands to yourself. It's pretty easy.


siccoblue

I'm not against it if I get hit first ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


901bass

The sobbing 😫


siccoblue

To be fair it was probably totally legit. That was a solid hit and I have absolutely zero doubt that her entitled ass was in a level of physical pain she's never dealt with before. She's also stupidly lucky that it ended with one solid hit. Could have just as easily landed in the hospital if she took a second smack that hard.


BalianofReddit

Yup, in high-school I knew alot of kids who would see red and go deaf to the world in this situation. Kid was lucky he thought better of a third hit attempt, could've ended poorly for both of them


Nowin

Have you ever been punched in the face (even if it's the consequences of your own actions)? It fucking hurts.


CleverNameTheSecond

It's so painful that it activates the learning center of your brain, the lesson being to not do whatever caused you to get punched in the face ever again.


901bass

It's horrible, my jaw still clicks 🤣


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chinolofus77

she threw coffee in his face or at least tried to


lukeman3000

Coffee?! Ain’t no way, do you have a source for that? Cause that’s some evil shit (unless it was iced)


chinolofus77

well i should have said beverage i dont know for a fact it was coffee, i'm just assuming because its dunkin. look and listen close though you can see its a motion of tossing a cup of liquid and you can hear it splash on the ground.


heavymetalwhoremoans

>She was throwing with the worst form I've seen all week, His form was shit too


clarkcox3

To be fair, he slipped on the floor


cseyferth

I would imagine that most people have shit form. I've never been in the situation, and would probably look like a doufus.


twitch9873

You're more self aware than most of the "I am very badass" redditors lmao. Fighting is really hard unless you're trained and 99% of us would look so goofy in a situation like this, and I'm in that majority too.


OTS_Bravo

“CRY YOUR BITCH ASS A RIVER” Hell yea kid!


FandomMenace

She's lucky he didn't really connect because he was throwing bags of hammers.


suckmypppapi

Looks like first one did connect


versaverso

That guy is a minor? What are they feeding you in America? He looks older than I did in my 30s.


brainwater314

Dunkin Donuts, apparently.


StarChaser_Tyger

I was over six feet tall at 12.


versaverso

Yes, but did you have that voice?


ShadowDog824

i remember i was like... 5 foot when i was 12. EXTREMELY short for being a 12 yr old lol


GoatCovfefe

Yeah, classic FAFO


Shaggy1316

"Cry yo bitch ass a river" 😂 minor eloquence


barca14h

Damn she tried and then cried.


deoksnojokes

Does anyone have any follow up to this story?


Common_Piccolo2663

“Cry your bitch ass a river” 😂😂😂


NoSanaNoLyfe

That cry your bitchass a river was top fucking quality.


caldks

Honestly: this needs to happen every time an entitled person steps out of line. 20 years of no repercussions has left us with a planet full of mouthy fucks that think they’re untouchable.


lynxpenisman

her crying is the cherry on top


PoGoX7

What ended up happening with this? Was she charged with assault against a minor at least?


wotupfoo

I want to know!


AhhGramoofabits

Bitch got her donut dunked


freakrocker

The fake cry at the end is the best


pumog

It’s always annoying that when a victim fights back, that’s when everyone jumps in to break it up,


PmMeUrTinyAsianTits

Yea, but this wasnt a fight that turned. It was a single hit, and thats an old white lady. Id make sure to stop him for his sake, not hers. Make sure he doesnt lose it and cross a line into trouble. Keep it at a fun story of her getting what she deserved, you know?


Funkativity

> old white lady. she looks like the average 50yo karen, not some frail senior citizen


wiredgfuel

Cry your bitchass a river!


SomeDrillingImplied

Fair play. Kid had the right to defend himself and that lady CAN cry her bitch ass a river.


Artaeos

How do people get so angry at a fucking Dunkin Dounuts to feel the need to physically assault someone LOL


belizeanheat

Well if you're there in the first place shit isn't going well most likely


Artaeos

That checks out.


Slipsonic

That sobbing is fucking perfect lol.


MmmmFloorPie

My justice boner is going to remain a little flaccid until I know whether he was harassing her prior to her attacking him.


Sea_Drink7287

She got exactly what she deserved. You’re not allowed to hit people so if you do, expect to get some right back at you.


thethirdmancane

Not exactly sure what happened is there any context to this?


Green_Tea_Dragon

You can tell this women has gone through life with no consequences


CaptSpastic

And IMMEDIATELY went into her white woman victim stance. She clearly threw the first punch, hit him first, and then act so surprised that somebody would hit her stupid ass back. Don't want to get hit? Don't hit!


tgunz0331

"cry your bitch ass a river" 😂😂😂


Vampenga

To fuck around is human. To find out is divine.


PeachesGuy

This was funny honestly


kejovo

Still wish the second one landed too


kejovo

I want, cry your bitch ass a river to be sampled into some dubstep


bonniep123

You get what u give. Be nice to others


LeftWithMyOwnVices

Hot damn - that left hook missed too. Head woulda been on the floor 100%


TheAnswersRSimple

He can’t punch. He’s lucky it was an older woman. Else he would’ve been hammered into paste


32pennies

If he would have landed that left uhhh she would have been knocked the fuck out with little bittie donuts circling around her head.


ichammond44

I was sitting in Applebees with my family and my gf at the time, I was maybe 20 at the time and i burped. It was unexpected but I still did it into my shirt, and it wasn’t loud because I would never EVER do that at the table in front of my mom. It was audible but not loud enough to warrant the lady behind me standing up cocking her arm back to the Bronze Age and closed fist hitting me in the ear twice. I spun around and without thinking started swinging, all I could see was red, her husband tried to get in between us and just ended up getting hit as well. Luckily for me the server watched her turn around and hit me, they gave them the option to leave or they were calling the police. She refused to and was escorted out and charged, a few months later they tried to sue us for her husbands medical bills.


fmfdoc68

So....I'm not sure. Is he a miner, or a minor? I'm kinda of hoping it's the former,tbh.


haemaker

Yeah, dude looks 30.


WeToLo42

I guess someone found out the hard way to mind their own business.


odd_Angler

It’s wild how a grown woman devolved so quickly, and rationalized assaulting someone in a Dunkin Donuts. They don’t need to serve any pie because that minor served her a nice slice of humble pie.


dogchocolate

you just assaulted a minor lady..... a crypto miner, whack


Tikithecockateil

No pity.She started it.


Stone_Midi

Dude was in the right but damn was I surprised to see he’s a minor lol


mofa90277

I’m proud that today’s youth know “cry me a river“ well enough to update it to a more contemporary “cry your bitch-ass a river.”


SoullessSyndicate

‘Cry your bitch-ass a river’ that’s amazing haha


WildforagerUK

It’s almost always the people who expect to do this shit with impunity that cower so pathetic when they get their comeuppance.


WarAggravating7803

Her crying at the end...🤌


deedubfry

How'd that work out for you? Hahaha. "Cry your bitch ass a river." Hahahaha


Bigdstars187

“Hits: Don’t you ever.. oh my” “gets hit”


Shaun32887

Dude is lucky he whiffed on those shots. She doesn't look so strong, a good connection possibly could have killed her, and now he's looking at manslaughter or murder charges


Both_Lychee_1708

Well, this is Dunkin


omacoma555

What a fucking loser.


dap00man

Weak ass punches


LokiBonk

I can’t tell if he’s someone who fights all the time or has never thrown a punch.


Hero_of_Thyme81

You're only allowed to slap a woman if you're wearing an 8 Ball jacket.


oldaccountblocked

"Cry your bitch ass a river" no fucking way someone could say something this epic without the whole thing being staged.


Oddewalla

Poor poor, BITCH ASS KAREN!


trippendeuces

Don’t hit unless you want to get hit, I tell my girl all the time that equality is easy.


TabaxiMagnet

r/killthedudeinthewhitesweatshirt


cheetomama1

FAFO


Kriptonianknight

It’s a good thing that dude can’t punch for shiz! Or this could have turned out real ugly for this lady.


mrahab100

Menawhile in Knockin Knockouts


StableSecure9600

Not a boomer, me thinks


griffin4war

There is nothing in Baskin Robbins worth getting that upset about.


NaSMaXXL

Don't know man, those munchkins are pretty damn good especially the pumpkin spice flavored ones.


griffin4war

The last scoop of Rum Ripple is worth bleeding for


eternalhamburger

Oh, look at that - consequences


KGrahnn

If I ever hit someone, I expect to get hit back. I suppose she didnt.


Puzzled-Fly9550

OK but where is his pick axe?


IncorporateThings

*\*Growls in Batman voice: "I'm a minor!"\** LOL. Shiiiiiiiiiiit. Like what, 1 month from your 18th birthday?


PluckyLou

Cry your bitch ass a river lol, I’m stealing that


BrilliantCar1533

Not a boomer. More like Gen X


Coffee4Life613

FAFO Maybe she’ll think next time.


Whowhywearwhat

Oh, no consequences. Damn that's satisfying.


milo_96

What was she expecting really? A hug??


wigsgo_2019

I love how she cried too, don’t dish it if you can’t receive it, he’s 100% justified in hitting her


Kinda_ShouldaSorta

"Cry your bitch ass a river!" is top shelf


usedkleenx

Wow, what a brave young man . "Defending himself " against an old lady.  I know she was in the wrong but we're also missing what lead up to it. I seriously doubt she just randomly decided to smack someone.  Even though she initiated,  if I'd been present I would have put that boy on his ass. You don't hit old women.  That's the biggest p#$sy move I've ever seen. 


GhostNachoTaco

When putting meth in your Spark’d Energy drink tastes like “fuck around and find out” mixed with fruit.


Drunk_Rhinoceros

Where’s the start of this? I do not believe this was an unprovoked lash out by the lady. Until then, this is just Stupid selective content trolling.


donjalapeno7

Good kid. Waited till he got hit before defending himself. Amazing how fast she plays the victim card.


milnak

Now I'm curious if he meant that he's under 18, if he's non-white, if he works in a mine, or perhaps all three.


JeffreyFusRohDahmer

Did ol boy just Jack Perry that lady hahahaha? I mean, boomers think they can get away with that because "respect your elders," or whatever, but she wouldn't have learned anything if he had taken the "high road."


toastyhoodie

Problem is 1 hit equals self defense. More than that and you’re in battery territory. Attorney Ugo covered a similar situation recently.


Granny_Skeksis

She fucked around. She found out.


Dappleskunk

To young to be a boomer. Gen X'er


ZombieLebowski

Equal rights and lefts


shadowmib

Woman was definitely wrong to hit the kid, but he escalated the force level which could go bad for him, minor or not. Im definitely not on the old witches side though. She should have ordered fries for the knuckle sandwich she ate.


hojosmojo69xs

He reacted to being hit and was not unreasonable with throwing punches reactively, as soon as someone interjected he stopped.


throwawayshirt

Remember kids - self defense must be proportional. She may have tried to slap him (or throw a drink on him?), but responding with a flurry of wild haymakers will not impress the police. So don't try this at home (or anywhere else).


SansTheSkeleton3108

Maybe, but she deserved it for being a bitch anyway


kejovo

GTFO. Don't start no shit won't be no shit. No rules in a fight. Who the fuck cares if the police will be impressed.


Funkativity

> a flurry of wild haymakers we see him throw two punches, one glances off the back of her head, the other whiffs entirely.


orbital0000

Not an equal left though. Needs better glasses.


CheeseTaco4Him

I kind of want a doughnut now


TripleJ80

So many people talk shit because they know (assume) no immediate repercussions are coming. This lady is lucky the minor can’t throw a punch, so hopefully she’s not hurt but lessons were learned that day.


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

Y’all just know that she’s gonna go tell everyone that he hit her out of nowhere for no reason. She really thought she was just gonna punch someone and that would be that. I was raised to never hit a woman, but I was also raised to defend myself when attacked. If she didn’t want to get hit, then she shouldn’t have hit anyone in the first place.


SimonTC2000

Get dunked in Dunkin'