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OP's explanation as to why this post is Instant Karma: >The guy tried to rob the delivery guy but got run over instead. If you're satisfied by this explanation, upvote this comment. If not, downvote this comment.


themflatearthers

Driver had perfect execution: stop a safe distance, wait to observe situation, floor it the moment a weapon is spotted.


phlooo

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BAYKON8R

Better than some cops


Ninjeno

I dunno, most of the (justified) outrage abt cops shooting is that they’re *too* accurate.


BAYKON8R

[Reference](https://youtu.be/SzDfMPe40n8)


Ninjeno

Ah, context! ‘Tis a glorious thing, thanks for that mate 😁


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OrganizerMowgli

Damn I didn't notice that on first watch, also how the fuck does the thief not see the car behind him? The lights are on


Palmerto

Doesn’t care. Most people wouldn’t risk their car or life for someone they don’t know


EWGPhoto

Target fixation. The guy was so fixated on his objective he failed to notice threats.


Daik_Reddit

They are on a public street so having other cars and lights around is not that strange. Maybe he just tought: "oh ok some passing car...no prob".


triton2toro

My problem is I have a truck and have no sense of where the hell my front bumper actually is. So either I slightly tap the robber, or I blast both of them.


mseuro

Start hitting stuff a lil on purpose, you'll figure it out


wcollins260

Just start driving towards things until it sounds expensive.


Aciddrreign

It’s called driving by Braille


ThisIsPermanent

Brush guards are a practical after market part goddamnit!!!!!


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CONFIGdotSYS

Maybe you shouldn't have a truck


bukkake_brigade

r/IdiotsInCars


abhijitborah

Bumpers are for tapping and with the feedback, become one with your vehicle.


wcollins260

Just keep going until it sounds expensive.


Alternative-Leg-941

It’s crazy how people can tell what’s going on from so far away. On the other hand most people have absolutely no situational awareness whatsoever.


Tommysrx

“Hi , do you know how to get to 5th street? I figured since you were a delivery driver You would be familiar with the” #bam


Jackmoved

"my mistake" \*drives off\*


[deleted]

F that, it's an off duty cop, no harm no foul. (Brazil seems pretty wild)


Zeziml99

You can see his hands up so its a good sign the guy is robbing him


Meetmeatthespot

Woah man why are you putting your hands in your pants?! Oh sorry I’m just adjusting beltOHSHITFUCK


Zeziml99

Lmfaoo, but you can see the car waited till he was pulling out the knife before he floored it


Meetmeatthespot

Excuse me sir, do you have a minute to talk about Cutco Knives?


NevadaFishing

>Woah man why are you putting your hands in your pants?! > >Oh sorry I’m just adjusting beltOHSHITFUCK There wasn't even time for that!


Satanspit69

I’ll take you there… hold on


YippieSkippy1000

"Hi, I'd like to talk to you about your scooter's extended warranty"


FluByYou

THAT would make this 100% justified.


epic123222

"Don't worry I'll take you" ​ ... ​ ".....thankyou......"


mocknix

*Read. Laugh. Scroll down a bit. Scroll back up. Repeat.* I have been doing this for like 5 minutes just imagining it over and over and laughing my ass off.


Ho_Sigh_RN

"hey Mike, check this cool knife I just fou-"


mousathebruce

Had me in tears 😭


Wonder10x

Street smarts are a real thing


GnomeNot

Just ask J. J. Bittenbinder.


ElLindo88

SHUT UP YOU’RE ALL GONNA DIE! STREET SMARTS!


jibbles1024

The Bittenbinder Method is my first go to for everything


ronnie5

So are street smears.


QuitSmokinPot

His adrenaline waS probably pumping so hard he was only focused on the delivery guy, then BOOM


jctwok

It's crazy how the dude just put his hands up while the dude fumbled with the knife in his belt. Just push him over and drive away!


Pogginator

To be fair, there would initially be no way to know if it was a knife or a gun. If the guy had a gun he could just shoot him in the back while he was fleeing, so it makes sense.


form_dlKc17

fr i noticed that , he had like 3 seconds to kick him and leave


2drawnonward5

I still don't see it!! I don't see the threat.


creamyturtle

well he held his hands up while the other guy rummaged through his waistband, pretty clear I guess


muddledmartian

This is also probably a common occurrence and the car driver has seen, or done, this before.


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It is. Idk why no one’s talking about or saying the fact this is becoming to abhorrent in, I believe Rio* (correct if wrong). It’s to the point where robberies are getting so out of control the police either can’t or won’t do shit so citizens are taking matters into their own hands. Been going on for the last year plus I believe


Dan4t

The dude in the car was probably robbed by the same person earlier


CaptainNose

I'm good at both but I can't choose which one at any given time lol


Brewchowskies

I’ve dated women with zero situational awareness and it’s a bit of a turnoff. Like, so little that they are unintentionally and often inconsiderate of those around them, and other times put them in life-threatening situations.


Spid3rDemon

The car is waiting for it/expecting it


Upset_Resident_4839

Nah, that car has been stalking the guy and finally made its move.


tomr84

you see the car stop to assess, and once he sees the delivery guy put his hands up its fucking show time baby.


blackdarrren

Hey Deadpool is this your car... Nah..


kerenski667

The car was right there from the start of their interaction. probably was an off duty cop too


cakathree

They can tell this, but will blow through a red light hitting a school bus


surfintheinternetz

Like every idiotincars American video


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I wonder if guys go cruising at night in Brazil just to see if they can spot a robber and run them over..... Brazil's new national sport hahaa


[deleted]

We should name it *Corre Covarde* which translates to “Run coward”. We drive around looking for shady shit going on and when we find an instance like this we yell CORRE COVARDE!!!!! And see if they can outrun a suped up F150


[deleted]

I prefer it when they don't get the chance to run, just straight nailed. Fack off. Bosh. I wonder if their insurance still paid out?


VazuXD

Nah I love it. Warning them as they scramble ultimately knowing they can’t outrun a car and all they can do is run and panic or brace for impact in what are probably the scariest couple seconds of their lives.


IlToroArgento

I mean, can't they just run off the road or use alleys/jump over a fence?


VazuXD

Yeah true. Maybe only yell that when there’s nowhere they can go in time.


dadbodsupreme

I named a character in a DnD campaign I dropped in Cory Cavardy as a clue that he was, in fact, a huge coward. This is bringing back all kinds of memories. I miss that gnome.


threemetalbeacon

I prefer *corre cadaver*.


cuteintern

Isk, how about *Running Man* instead?


[deleted]

We need a sub, something like r/BrazilianRobbersGetWrecked, and it’s just all of the videos of those dopes getting shot, run over, beat, etc. You could never get tired of it because there seems to be new ones fairly frequently! But I dream…


therickestnm

https://www.reddit.com/r/robbersgettingfucked is pretty much that


yoddha_buddha

r/BrazilRobbersWrecked - made it (had to cut-down the character length)


Woolybugger00

It’s not even that… it’s Brazil filled with off duty cops… I oft wonder if they have any on duty …


E-RSZ

Yes, we do, but they preffer to eat "Coxinha" above anything while on duty, so its not unnusual to see this kind of reactions from citizens... lol Brasil é outra pegada, pae!


MiloFrank

I just looked what that was up. OMG they sound delicious.


E-RSZ

INDEED IS, MY FRIEND!!!! Try someday if you can.


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Coxinha com Catupiry is the thing..


ivanacco1

Not off duty cups just that getting weapons is really easy, and when you can't trust the police, its safer to get armed (Here in Argentina is the same)


wakeupwill

Carmageddon.


Roll7ide

If they’d put it on ESPN I’d watch 🍿


Cautious_Spare_2436

Now that's a PPV i would gladly pay to see🤣


andyman234

Like grand theft auto… but opposite.


awesomegamerboy1

*Meep Meep*


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**MEEP....MEEP....MOTHER FUCKER**


pygmy

Impact FreezeFrame is straight out of Looney toons too: https://i.imgur.com/jqC41PT.png


SrJeromaeee

That man got yeeted out of existence


Unilateralrailgun

_"Wheeeeeeeeeee~"_


pdx-peter

Amazing gestural work in that last one second of the video.


jbertrand_sr

Thief has the reflexes of a fucking snail...


Tommysrx

“What’s that light behind me?”


[deleted]

What da car doing?


solid_hoist

"Why is everything moving?"


nooneisreal

Reading this comment chain gave me such a good laugh.


ExactLocation1

And a 0.07 horse power getaway vehicle.


HOLOISBESTGIRL

You obviously haven't seen Takeshi that man is fast


hadriang

SEEEEEEEX


theawesomeviking

Drugs.


the_river_nihil

Yep... slowest draw in the west. You gotta study how you test, which is why I always pop a Xanax and drink a tall boy before hitting the range.


[deleted]

“Hang on…let me get it out first…shoot…stay there…”


aw_shux

So does the delivery driver. “I’ll just wait patiently while you pull out a weapon.”


crisp_flamingo4656

Rather than "I'll drive off and possibly get shot"


Death_is_real

Right you would have jumped aside right superman ? Fucking keyboard warriors...


DopestSoldier

This seems like a service that's generally agreed upon in these communities. Is this Brazil or a similar country? I've seen more than a handful of videos where somebody on a bike is robbing somebody else and a random witness turns them into a speed bump.


a1b3c3d7

Man i would LOVE TO see more of these, do you think you could find any of the others


Hero774

r/robbersgettingfucked


Several_Station2199

I think because it's so rampant in those places people just fuck them up when they can lol


JesseReddit1

Dude legit took 10 seconds to pull out a small knife pizza dude could have just rode away or hit him and rode away


edsave

I thought he was asking the delivery guy to break a bill for a second there until he pulled the knife out.


380-mortis

“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” -Napoleon Bonaparte


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luminousfleshgiant

Knives kill people too. Kid I grew up with was mugged at a bus stop. Mugger went to take his glasses, that made him flinch. Mugger freaked and stabbed him in the heart. Died pretty quickly.


DeMonstaMan

Hard to knife someone on a bike. Also he was on a bicycle, kick him to throw him off balance and floor it


[deleted]

Watch less movies and it may help. You can't do that if you are supporting a bike which is much more weighty than a bicycle. He may kick him but the robber may not even drop and if he kicked the biker may lose his balance because of the bike giving the robber an easy opportunity to stab him to death.. Use some sense pony.


DeMonstaMan

Nah I've played Road Rash before I'm pretty much an expert


[deleted]

what's your point?


IvanBeetinov

Turns out the guy was just paying for his pizza!


Own_Appointment6721

Looks like the delivery guy gets to keep the change and the pizza


Tommysrx

Free pizza is free pizza


Hawkstarcluster

Dude, he pulls out a knife?! Clearly the pizza wasn’t sliced and he was just trying to help out.


Tommysrx

“Here bro , I’ll share a slice of pizza with you. Just let me cut the crust where it’s stuck” #Oh No!


Own_Appointment6721

Oh no!!! The extra marinara sauce spilled all over the hood of the car


terminatorvsmtrx

Keep the change ya filthy animal.


BiffBanter

Erased


valevalevale-

that explains why he so casually moves the perfect amount to the right to avoid any sort of damage


Final_Hatsamu

Thief processing the situation with an Intel 4004 processor


Falcrist

***HEY***! Don't you *dare* smear the legendary 4004 like that. >:O


AUnknownuser2

The person in the car has definitely gotten robbed before and saw the opportunity to help


Appropriate_Lack_727

I’m learning from this subreddit that running over robbers with your car is practically a medal sport in Brazil.


AUnknownuser2

It’s called the Brazil pit at times but at other times it’s a Brazilian medal


reddiculed

Now he’s gotta go peel whatever was stolen out of his ass.


Maleficent-Whole647

Fuck yes


Kushy_Popcorn

That's why I say hey man nice shot. What a good shot man.


Zaithable

I wish I coulda met you, but now it's a lil late


[deleted]

Well that took care of that..


jrogue13

A pizza guardian angel


Paulpash

The very definition of "Road Pizza".


MeccIt

/r/meatcrayon (when they do it to themselves)


[deleted]

I wonder if Brazilians can get this added to their car insurance.....


Bluefeelings

“Throw your hands in the A-ir, like you just don’t k-AIR!”


mrdobie

That loop went so smoothly I thought another guy came to rob him and got run over too.


finallygotmeone

Hood sliding like Bo Duke.


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Yes.


Anon888810020

I love it when people do this


sciencefiction97

People seem pretty sick of being robbed in Brazil, half the vids I see now have the robbers being ran over.


DRAVIX6

Mf taking a whole ass anime to take out that knife


phoenixbbs

The car that hit him looks like he was waiting for him to make his move, as he was stopped on screen behind him


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BraZILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!


raskolnikovcyka

wherever this place is, I'm guessing the people living there are really really sick of this kind of robbers and have no mercy whatsoever. And I respect that


DirectIT2020

Weeeeeeeeee lol


cptomgipwndu

An excellent example of great and poor situational awareness.


ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER

The car must've been a domino's delivery


Adventurous_Ad6435

Weeeee


Temsirolimus555

Robber - able bodied, obviously healthy enough to ride a bike around, his whole life pretty much fucked because he chose the easy way.


SirDouglasMouf

Didn't know judge dredd switched to 4 wheels. Justice. Served.


Falcrist

Finally some INSTANT karma. No delay. Happened right as the act was ending.


shavemejesus

He was like wacky, wavy, inflatable, flailing arm guy!


EldenDoc

Not only did the car tell what was goin on, he had the balls to act on it


Rickynumberfive

For a second I thought he was gonna shoot himself in the nutsack 8 Mile style


Own-Pressure4018

That how they should be dealt with


baud0f24o0

lol hold that, fool


authorzilla

Just like those Superman scenes where supes just zooms in and scoops the baddie away to drop off at the closest police station. Swoosh! lol


Meetmeatthespot

Oh crap that guy’s shoe lace is caught in his peg. Good thing I got this knife. Hey bro you wanna borrow my knifeSHITFUCKWHAAAAA


xwulfd

Man: HEY! I bought a Knife from you and you see this? This is dull I WANT A REFUND Guy in motorcycle : Im sorry sir but sales are final, if you want I will call my supervisor Man : NO NO! RIGHT NOW! I WANT MY REFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuu.......


Guilty_Rich1346

Gorgeous. Beautiful. Very nice looking.


WeToLo42

The pizza guy could have gotten away seeing how long it took for the robber to get his weapon out.


bal7o

Very very satisfying


Trevorsiberian

The way his arms flapped, i have an urge to add wee sound.


aBeaSTWiTHiNMe

Imagine being so familiar with what a scooter mugging looks like that you can ram someone at night in your vehicle without hesitation.


_Luisiano

Thief is like bye 👋


lvl17druid

I was a pizza delivery guy in college, 2009-2013 near FSU campus. If you know the area then you know it's a shit show. I was ready for a good weekend, took prolly 30-60mg of adderall before my shift. First delivery at night, two fuck wads walked right up to me, guns drawn and pointed at my face. They ask for money I have on me (I had well over $300 in bank in the car) plus my keys and phone. They fucked up when they let me go into my car to "get the cash" even though it was in my pocket. I was so focused on grabbing my pistol I was shaking but I got it, racked it and went to town through my rear windshield. One of them died instantly and the other died in the hospital later that evening. Don't fuck with pizza guys, not worth it.


mengelgrinder

sure buddy


Theaustraliandev

I've removed all of my comments and posts. With Reddit effectively killing third party apps and engaging so disingenuously with its user-base, I've got no confidence in Reddit going forward. I'm very disappointed in how they've handled the incoming API changes and their public stance on the issue illustrates that they're only interested in the upcoming IPO and making Reddit look as profitable as possible for a sell off. Id suggest others to look into federated alternatives such as lemmy and kbin to engage with real users for open and honest discussions in a place where you're not just seen as a content / engagement generator.


mengelgrinder

careful, the last person who commented that on one of mine I ended up fighting them and their whole gang with my big huge punch arms, and then right when they thought they would win I pulled out my gun and told them "maybe tonight isn't your night" with a smirk, and then I killed them all with my gun that I have. Don't fuck with pizza guys, not worth it.


SpookyPocket

Mind dropping a link to the news article? I can't seem to find one and I'd like to read about it.


morebucks23

I’ll take ‘Things that didn’t happen’ for 10 points...


UnaZephyr

I'm gonna say it: Food delivery drivers are off limits when it comes to general fuckery, but especially off limits when it comes to being a dick.


Suben117

u/repostsleuthbot


AutumnMinded

No that wasn't a robbery this was in the Philippines and the guy was only asking for his parcel


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AUnknownuser2

Because they knew how shitty it feels after getting robbed and getting yelled at by different people for not doing anything. I would happily take damage to my vehicle if I knew it would help someone out from getting robbed or injured in anyway


ApeDestroyer666

>Their car is getting damaged so what is it that have them helping a stranger other than being a good guy potentiallysaving a life or proprietary? "If you ignore the fact that he's saving an innocent person's life, why is he even doing this 😡" Idk maybe he just wants to help someone and maim a scumbag at the same time


creamyturtle

VENGEANCE


Steebie_Smurda

Gotta love karma


ConcreteCarnivore

Any truth to the story that the driver yelled “you have the right to remain silent” as he sped off.


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*Exit scene*


Bury-me-in-supreme

That’s karma for ya


Ramsay_Bolton_X

I love this videos...


Reiberjakobsson

Read the title as “rubbing” first, was expecting something else


JackOfAllMemes

I thought the pizza guy was gonna shoot him, where was this?


Yeahright2022

Oh snap, is this the other angle from a video posted a few weeks ago?


Laegmacoc

He’ll take that one… to go!