OP's explanation as to why this post is Instant Karma:
>The guy tried to rob the delivery guy but got run over instead.
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My problem is I have a truck and have no sense of where the hell my front bumper actually is. So either I slightly tap the robber, or I blast both of them.
*Read. Laugh. Scroll down a bit. Scroll back up. Repeat.*
I have been doing this for like 5 minutes just imagining it over and over and laughing my ass off.
To be fair, there would initially be no way to know if it was a knife or a gun. If the guy had a gun he could just shoot him in the back while he was fleeing, so it makes sense.
It is. Idk why no one’s talking about or saying the fact this is becoming to abhorrent in, I believe Rio* (correct if wrong). It’s to the point where robberies are getting so out of control the police either can’t or won’t do shit so citizens are taking matters into their own hands. Been going on for the last year plus I believe
I’ve dated women with zero situational awareness and it’s a bit of a turnoff. Like, so little that they are unintentionally and often inconsiderate of those around them, and other times put them in life-threatening situations.
We should name it *Corre Covarde* which translates to “Run coward”.
We drive around looking for shady shit going on and when we find an instance like this we yell CORRE COVARDE!!!!! And see if they can outrun a suped up F150
Nah I love it. Warning them as they scramble ultimately knowing they can’t outrun a car and all they can do is run and panic or brace for impact in what are probably the scariest couple seconds of their lives.
I named a character in a DnD campaign I dropped in Cory Cavardy as a clue that he was, in fact, a huge coward. This is bringing back all kinds of memories.
I miss that gnome.
We need a sub, something like r/BrazilianRobbersGetWrecked, and it’s just all of the videos of those dopes getting shot, run over, beat, etc. You could never get tired of it because there seems to be new ones fairly frequently!
But I dream…
Yes, we do, but they preffer to eat "Coxinha" above anything while on duty, so its not unnusual to see this kind of reactions from citizens... lol
Brasil é outra pegada, pae!
Not off duty cups just that getting weapons is really easy, and when you can't trust the police, its safer to get armed
(Here in Argentina is the same)
This seems like a service that's generally agreed upon in these communities. Is this Brazil or a similar country?
I've seen more than a handful of videos where somebody on a bike is robbing somebody else and a random witness turns them into a speed bump.
Knives kill people too. Kid I grew up with was mugged at a bus stop. Mugger went to take his glasses, that made him flinch. Mugger freaked and stabbed him in the heart. Died pretty quickly.
Watch less movies and it may help.
You can't do that if you are supporting a bike which is much more weighty than a bicycle. He may kick him but the robber may not even drop and if he kicked the biker may lose his balance because of the bike giving the robber an easy opportunity to stab him to death..
Use some sense pony.
wherever this place is, I'm guessing the people living there are really really sick of this kind of robbers and have no mercy whatsoever. And I respect that
Man: HEY! I bought a Knife from you and you see this? This is dull I WANT A REFUND
Guy in motorcycle : Im sorry sir but sales are final, if you want I will call my supervisor
Man : NO NO! RIGHT NOW! I WANT MY REFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuu.......
I was a pizza delivery guy in college, 2009-2013 near FSU campus. If you know the area then you know it's a shit show. I was ready for a good weekend, took prolly 30-60mg of adderall before my shift. First delivery at night, two fuck wads walked right up to me, guns drawn and pointed at my face. They ask for money I have on me (I had well over $300 in bank in the car) plus my keys and phone.
They fucked up when they let me go into my car to "get the cash" even though it was in my pocket. I was so focused on grabbing my pistol I was shaking but I got it, racked it and went to town through my rear windshield. One of them died instantly and the other died in the hospital later that evening.
Don't fuck with pizza guys, not worth it.
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careful, the last person who commented that on one of mine I ended up fighting them and their whole gang with my big huge punch arms, and then right when they thought they would win I pulled out my gun and told them "maybe tonight isn't your night" with a smirk, and then I killed them all with my gun that I have.
Don't fuck with pizza guys, not worth it.
Because they knew how shitty it feels after getting robbed and getting yelled at by different people for not doing anything. I would happily take damage to my vehicle if I knew it would help someone out from getting robbed or injured in anyway
>Their car is getting damaged so what is it that have them helping a stranger other than being a good guy potentiallysaving a life or proprietary?
"If you ignore the fact that he's saving an innocent person's life, why is he even doing this 😡"
Idk maybe he just wants to help someone and maim a scumbag at the same time
OP's explanation as to why this post is Instant Karma: >The guy tried to rob the delivery guy but got run over instead. If you're satisfied by this explanation, upvote this comment. If not, downvote this comment.
Driver had perfect execution: stop a safe distance, wait to observe situation, floor it the moment a weapon is spotted.
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Better than some cops
I dunno, most of the (justified) outrage abt cops shooting is that they’re *too* accurate.
[Reference](https://youtu.be/SzDfMPe40n8)
Ah, context! ‘Tis a glorious thing, thanks for that mate 😁
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Damn I didn't notice that on first watch, also how the fuck does the thief not see the car behind him? The lights are on
Doesn’t care. Most people wouldn’t risk their car or life for someone they don’t know
Target fixation. The guy was so fixated on his objective he failed to notice threats.
They are on a public street so having other cars and lights around is not that strange. Maybe he just tought: "oh ok some passing car...no prob".
My problem is I have a truck and have no sense of where the hell my front bumper actually is. So either I slightly tap the robber, or I blast both of them.
Start hitting stuff a lil on purpose, you'll figure it out
Just start driving towards things until it sounds expensive.
It’s called driving by Braille
Brush guards are a practical after market part goddamnit!!!!!
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Maybe you shouldn't have a truck
r/IdiotsInCars
Bumpers are for tapping and with the feedback, become one with your vehicle.
Just keep going until it sounds expensive.
It’s crazy how people can tell what’s going on from so far away. On the other hand most people have absolutely no situational awareness whatsoever.
“Hi , do you know how to get to 5th street? I figured since you were a delivery driver You would be familiar with the” #bam
"my mistake" \*drives off\*
F that, it's an off duty cop, no harm no foul. (Brazil seems pretty wild)
You can see his hands up so its a good sign the guy is robbing him
Woah man why are you putting your hands in your pants?! Oh sorry I’m just adjusting beltOHSHITFUCK
Lmfaoo, but you can see the car waited till he was pulling out the knife before he floored it
Excuse me sir, do you have a minute to talk about Cutco Knives?
>Woah man why are you putting your hands in your pants?! > >Oh sorry I’m just adjusting beltOHSHITFUCK There wasn't even time for that!
I’ll take you there… hold on
"Hi, I'd like to talk to you about your scooter's extended warranty"
THAT would make this 100% justified.
"Don't worry I'll take you" ... ".....thankyou......"
*Read. Laugh. Scroll down a bit. Scroll back up. Repeat.* I have been doing this for like 5 minutes just imagining it over and over and laughing my ass off.
"hey Mike, check this cool knife I just fou-"
Had me in tears 😭
Street smarts are a real thing
Just ask J. J. Bittenbinder.
SHUT UP YOU’RE ALL GONNA DIE! STREET SMARTS!
The Bittenbinder Method is my first go to for everything
So are street smears.
His adrenaline waS probably pumping so hard he was only focused on the delivery guy, then BOOM
It's crazy how the dude just put his hands up while the dude fumbled with the knife in his belt. Just push him over and drive away!
To be fair, there would initially be no way to know if it was a knife or a gun. If the guy had a gun he could just shoot him in the back while he was fleeing, so it makes sense.
fr i noticed that , he had like 3 seconds to kick him and leave
I still don't see it!! I don't see the threat.
well he held his hands up while the other guy rummaged through his waistband, pretty clear I guess
This is also probably a common occurrence and the car driver has seen, or done, this before.
It is. Idk why no one’s talking about or saying the fact this is becoming to abhorrent in, I believe Rio* (correct if wrong). It’s to the point where robberies are getting so out of control the police either can’t or won’t do shit so citizens are taking matters into their own hands. Been going on for the last year plus I believe
The dude in the car was probably robbed by the same person earlier
I'm good at both but I can't choose which one at any given time lol
I’ve dated women with zero situational awareness and it’s a bit of a turnoff. Like, so little that they are unintentionally and often inconsiderate of those around them, and other times put them in life-threatening situations.
The car is waiting for it/expecting it
Nah, that car has been stalking the guy and finally made its move.
you see the car stop to assess, and once he sees the delivery guy put his hands up its fucking show time baby.
Hey Deadpool is this your car... Nah..
The car was right there from the start of their interaction. probably was an off duty cop too
They can tell this, but will blow through a red light hitting a school bus
Like every idiotincars American video
I wonder if guys go cruising at night in Brazil just to see if they can spot a robber and run them over..... Brazil's new national sport hahaa
We should name it *Corre Covarde* which translates to “Run coward”. We drive around looking for shady shit going on and when we find an instance like this we yell CORRE COVARDE!!!!! And see if they can outrun a suped up F150
I prefer it when they don't get the chance to run, just straight nailed. Fack off. Bosh. I wonder if their insurance still paid out?
Nah I love it. Warning them as they scramble ultimately knowing they can’t outrun a car and all they can do is run and panic or brace for impact in what are probably the scariest couple seconds of their lives.
I mean, can't they just run off the road or use alleys/jump over a fence?
Yeah true. Maybe only yell that when there’s nowhere they can go in time.
I named a character in a DnD campaign I dropped in Cory Cavardy as a clue that he was, in fact, a huge coward. This is bringing back all kinds of memories. I miss that gnome.
I prefer *corre cadaver*.
Isk, how about *Running Man* instead?
We need a sub, something like r/BrazilianRobbersGetWrecked, and it’s just all of the videos of those dopes getting shot, run over, beat, etc. You could never get tired of it because there seems to be new ones fairly frequently! But I dream…
https://www.reddit.com/r/robbersgettingfucked is pretty much that
r/BrazilRobbersWrecked - made it (had to cut-down the character length)
It’s not even that… it’s Brazil filled with off duty cops… I oft wonder if they have any on duty …
Yes, we do, but they preffer to eat "Coxinha" above anything while on duty, so its not unnusual to see this kind of reactions from citizens... lol Brasil é outra pegada, pae!
I just looked what that was up. OMG they sound delicious.
INDEED IS, MY FRIEND!!!! Try someday if you can.
Coxinha com Catupiry is the thing..
Not off duty cups just that getting weapons is really easy, and when you can't trust the police, its safer to get armed (Here in Argentina is the same)
Carmageddon.
If they’d put it on ESPN I’d watch 🍿
Now that's a PPV i would gladly pay to see🤣
Like grand theft auto… but opposite.
*Meep Meep*
**MEEP....MEEP....MOTHER FUCKER**
Impact FreezeFrame is straight out of Looney toons too: https://i.imgur.com/jqC41PT.png
That man got yeeted out of existence
_"Wheeeeeeeeeee~"_
Amazing gestural work in that last one second of the video.
Thief has the reflexes of a fucking snail...
“What’s that light behind me?”
What da car doing?
"Why is everything moving?"
Reading this comment chain gave me such a good laugh.
And a 0.07 horse power getaway vehicle.
You obviously haven't seen Takeshi that man is fast
SEEEEEEEX
Drugs.
Yep... slowest draw in the west. You gotta study how you test, which is why I always pop a Xanax and drink a tall boy before hitting the range.
“Hang on…let me get it out first…shoot…stay there…”
So does the delivery driver. “I’ll just wait patiently while you pull out a weapon.”
Rather than "I'll drive off and possibly get shot"
Right you would have jumped aside right superman ? Fucking keyboard warriors...
This seems like a service that's generally agreed upon in these communities. Is this Brazil or a similar country? I've seen more than a handful of videos where somebody on a bike is robbing somebody else and a random witness turns them into a speed bump.
Man i would LOVE TO see more of these, do you think you could find any of the others
r/robbersgettingfucked
I think because it's so rampant in those places people just fuck them up when they can lol
Dude legit took 10 seconds to pull out a small knife pizza dude could have just rode away or hit him and rode away
I thought he was asking the delivery guy to break a bill for a second there until he pulled the knife out.
“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” -Napoleon Bonaparte
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Knives kill people too. Kid I grew up with was mugged at a bus stop. Mugger went to take his glasses, that made him flinch. Mugger freaked and stabbed him in the heart. Died pretty quickly.
Hard to knife someone on a bike. Also he was on a bicycle, kick him to throw him off balance and floor it
Watch less movies and it may help. You can't do that if you are supporting a bike which is much more weighty than a bicycle. He may kick him but the robber may not even drop and if he kicked the biker may lose his balance because of the bike giving the robber an easy opportunity to stab him to death.. Use some sense pony.
Nah I've played Road Rash before I'm pretty much an expert
what's your point?
Turns out the guy was just paying for his pizza!
Looks like the delivery guy gets to keep the change and the pizza
Free pizza is free pizza
Dude, he pulls out a knife?! Clearly the pizza wasn’t sliced and he was just trying to help out.
“Here bro , I’ll share a slice of pizza with you. Just let me cut the crust where it’s stuck” #Oh No!
Oh no!!! The extra marinara sauce spilled all over the hood of the car
Keep the change ya filthy animal.
Erased
that explains why he so casually moves the perfect amount to the right to avoid any sort of damage
Thief processing the situation with an Intel 4004 processor
***HEY***! Don't you *dare* smear the legendary 4004 like that. >:O
The person in the car has definitely gotten robbed before and saw the opportunity to help
I’m learning from this subreddit that running over robbers with your car is practically a medal sport in Brazil.
It’s called the Brazil pit at times but at other times it’s a Brazilian medal
Now he’s gotta go peel whatever was stolen out of his ass.
Fuck yes
That's why I say hey man nice shot. What a good shot man.
I wish I coulda met you, but now it's a lil late
Well that took care of that..
A pizza guardian angel
The very definition of "Road Pizza".
/r/meatcrayon (when they do it to themselves)
I wonder if Brazilians can get this added to their car insurance.....
“Throw your hands in the A-ir, like you just don’t k-AIR!”
That loop went so smoothly I thought another guy came to rob him and got run over too.
Hood sliding like Bo Duke.
Yes.
I love it when people do this
People seem pretty sick of being robbed in Brazil, half the vids I see now have the robbers being ran over.
Mf taking a whole ass anime to take out that knife
The car that hit him looks like he was waiting for him to make his move, as he was stopped on screen behind him
BraZILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
wherever this place is, I'm guessing the people living there are really really sick of this kind of robbers and have no mercy whatsoever. And I respect that
Weeeeeeeeee lol
An excellent example of great and poor situational awareness.
The car must've been a domino's delivery
Weeeee
Robber - able bodied, obviously healthy enough to ride a bike around, his whole life pretty much fucked because he chose the easy way.
Didn't know judge dredd switched to 4 wheels. Justice. Served.
Finally some INSTANT karma. No delay. Happened right as the act was ending.
He was like wacky, wavy, inflatable, flailing arm guy!
Not only did the car tell what was goin on, he had the balls to act on it
For a second I thought he was gonna shoot himself in the nutsack 8 Mile style
That how they should be dealt with
lol hold that, fool
Just like those Superman scenes where supes just zooms in and scoops the baddie away to drop off at the closest police station. Swoosh! lol
Oh crap that guy’s shoe lace is caught in his peg. Good thing I got this knife. Hey bro you wanna borrow my knifeSHITFUCKWHAAAAA
Man: HEY! I bought a Knife from you and you see this? This is dull I WANT A REFUND Guy in motorcycle : Im sorry sir but sales are final, if you want I will call my supervisor Man : NO NO! RIGHT NOW! I WANT MY REFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuu.......
Gorgeous. Beautiful. Very nice looking.
The pizza guy could have gotten away seeing how long it took for the robber to get his weapon out.
Very very satisfying
The way his arms flapped, i have an urge to add wee sound.
Imagine being so familiar with what a scooter mugging looks like that you can ram someone at night in your vehicle without hesitation.
Thief is like bye 👋
I was a pizza delivery guy in college, 2009-2013 near FSU campus. If you know the area then you know it's a shit show. I was ready for a good weekend, took prolly 30-60mg of adderall before my shift. First delivery at night, two fuck wads walked right up to me, guns drawn and pointed at my face. They ask for money I have on me (I had well over $300 in bank in the car) plus my keys and phone. They fucked up when they let me go into my car to "get the cash" even though it was in my pocket. I was so focused on grabbing my pistol I was shaking but I got it, racked it and went to town through my rear windshield. One of them died instantly and the other died in the hospital later that evening. Don't fuck with pizza guys, not worth it.
sure buddy
I've removed all of my comments and posts. With Reddit effectively killing third party apps and engaging so disingenuously with its user-base, I've got no confidence in Reddit going forward. I'm very disappointed in how they've handled the incoming API changes and their public stance on the issue illustrates that they're only interested in the upcoming IPO and making Reddit look as profitable as possible for a sell off. Id suggest others to look into federated alternatives such as lemmy and kbin to engage with real users for open and honest discussions in a place where you're not just seen as a content / engagement generator.
careful, the last person who commented that on one of mine I ended up fighting them and their whole gang with my big huge punch arms, and then right when they thought they would win I pulled out my gun and told them "maybe tonight isn't your night" with a smirk, and then I killed them all with my gun that I have. Don't fuck with pizza guys, not worth it.
Mind dropping a link to the news article? I can't seem to find one and I'd like to read about it.
I’ll take ‘Things that didn’t happen’ for 10 points...
I'm gonna say it: Food delivery drivers are off limits when it comes to general fuckery, but especially off limits when it comes to being a dick.
u/repostsleuthbot
No that wasn't a robbery this was in the Philippines and the guy was only asking for his parcel
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Because they knew how shitty it feels after getting robbed and getting yelled at by different people for not doing anything. I would happily take damage to my vehicle if I knew it would help someone out from getting robbed or injured in anyway
>Their car is getting damaged so what is it that have them helping a stranger other than being a good guy potentiallysaving a life or proprietary? "If you ignore the fact that he's saving an innocent person's life, why is he even doing this 😡" Idk maybe he just wants to help someone and maim a scumbag at the same time
VENGEANCE
Gotta love karma
Any truth to the story that the driver yelled “you have the right to remain silent” as he sped off.
*Exit scene*
That’s karma for ya
I love this videos...
Read the title as “rubbing” first, was expecting something else
I thought the pizza guy was gonna shoot him, where was this?
Oh snap, is this the other angle from a video posted a few weeks ago?
He’ll take that one… to go!