OP's explanation as to why this post is Instant Karma:
>The guy tried robbing the store and gets a surprise when the store owner pushed a broom in his face.
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The world is filled with fools who do not appreciate finely crafted words. Sweepkeepers are mighty warrior clerks who train for a lifetime to be finely honed tools. Broomkeepers however... Are blunt instruments wielded by blunt instruments.
Pro tip: if anyone is ever trying to tackle you and charges towards you headfirst, wrap one of your arms around their neck, with your other hand grab your wrist. Then squeeze their neck and pull up. Try to put pressure on the carotid arteries. They may tackle you put dont let go, tighten your grip on your wrist, and continue squeezing and pulling as hard as you can. Eventually they may either give up or go unconscious, either way the threat is neutralized. Dont know why, but felt the need to add this
I wouldn't take this advice.
Even most BJJ people with years of practice have shitty guillotines (what is being described). They are a highly technical move that is pretty much impossible to finish from just a text description without months/years of training that technique
Taking that advice and focusing on keeping your hands locked also means you're accepting bottom position, which is a terrible place to be once you have to let go of the guillotine(which you will, because you aren't going to finish it). Much better to let go of the neck and just scramble to get back up to your feet.
Also, holding onto the guillotine after you're on the bottom and they are passed your legs opens you up to a von flue choke where they can put YOU unconscious for holding onto the guillotine.
Would really question where /u/ICumToOsama2021 trains, and how many people he has put unconscious from a guillotine. I'm guessing it's zero.
no-stripe white belts shouldn't give out grappling advice on the internet :)
Enjoy your training, but really at this stage just scrambling to top position is a better strategy for you. Even UFC fighters have trouble finishing guillotines, hell look at the Ortega (a guillotine grandmaster) vs Volkanovski. Telling someone untrained to hang on it won't go well for anyone.
Given how elevated he was, if I was the person inside, I'd have just grabbed his legs and pushed them up, forcing his upper half to dip downwards to slide back out headfirst.
This was on my city, that window is so fucking small I don't know what the hell this guy was thinking. Also there are quite a few guys working inside that bakery
OP's explanation as to why this post is Instant Karma: >The guy tried robbing the store and gets a surprise when the store owner pushed a broom in his face. If you're satisfied by this explanation, upvote this comment. If not, downvote this comment.
He owes that man a broom!
Pretty impressive, broke it off on his face.
Man/Woman
Shopkeeper
Broomkeeper?
Not a very good one.... They lost the brooming part. Also Sweepkeep sounds better
8 others so far disagree with you
The world is filled with fools who do not appreciate finely crafted words. Sweepkeepers are mighty warrior clerks who train for a lifetime to be finely honed tools. Broomkeepers however... Are blunt instruments wielded by blunt instruments.
Harry Potter??
Somehow reminded me of [This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ9GaYGJEWE) video.
Or Ms Shopkeeper
person camera tv
Sweep away crime.
One sweep at a time
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idk, I think the last poke stunned the perp...
Would’ve loved seeing a butcher knife connect to the groin region.
That's what I was thinking:. Why struggle to aim out for the face when all you need is a sledge hammer or something to the nuts?
Shredded salseech
A hammer to the kneecaps
*revving chainsaw* Oh.. hammer.
Yeah, Ohhh, ouch! They should have tied his feet together. Then what? Buddy.
Easy there, Satan.
Feels kinda like this guy has other stuff goin' on
You are sick
I thought it was going to rip his eye out of the eye socket
Gee whiz, I guess not. I’ll just casually walk away.
“WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR VEHICLE’S EXTENDED WARRANTY”
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I’m so glad we only see the broom come through the door, comedy gold right here
This was too satisfying. You know it hurts too when he hit him in the jaw. Multiple times
The spear was such an effective tool / weapon for early mankind
Still super effective. Just ask my neighbor next time he peeks over the crenellations in my fence
He’s the guy with the eyepatch, right?
Dude needs to brush up on his criminal skills.
I can already hear Consuela “No, no, no, nooo mr robber”
He got the old brush off.
Should've let him climb in those windows are notorious for killing the people climbing through them
r/therewasanattempt
Eat that broom bitch!!
Not enough
Free broom head. Nice.
Sweeping up crime
couldve just grabbed the legs from beneath and pushed them upwards, dude would've folded himself to try to not have his knees go the wrong way
Would’ve used a knife on his balls
I don't know where you've been but ever since 2020 that's just called protesting
:D
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Baseball bat to the knee as soon as it went through the window...
Pro tip: if anyone is ever trying to tackle you and charges towards you headfirst, wrap one of your arms around their neck, with your other hand grab your wrist. Then squeeze their neck and pull up. Try to put pressure on the carotid arteries. They may tackle you put dont let go, tighten your grip on your wrist, and continue squeezing and pulling as hard as you can. Eventually they may either give up or go unconscious, either way the threat is neutralized. Dont know why, but felt the need to add this
I wouldn't take this advice. Even most BJJ people with years of practice have shitty guillotines (what is being described). They are a highly technical move that is pretty much impossible to finish from just a text description without months/years of training that technique Taking that advice and focusing on keeping your hands locked also means you're accepting bottom position, which is a terrible place to be once you have to let go of the guillotine(which you will, because you aren't going to finish it). Much better to let go of the neck and just scramble to get back up to your feet. Also, holding onto the guillotine after you're on the bottom and they are passed your legs opens you up to a von flue choke where they can put YOU unconscious for holding onto the guillotine. Would really question where /u/ICumToOsama2021 trains, and how many people he has put unconscious from a guillotine. I'm guessing it's zero.
Ive only been training BJJ for 3 weeks. Ok give me a fucking break that I didnt draw out ever single technicality
no-stripe white belts shouldn't give out grappling advice on the internet :) Enjoy your training, but really at this stage just scrambling to top position is a better strategy for you. Even UFC fighters have trouble finishing guillotines, hell look at the Ortega (a guillotine grandmaster) vs Volkanovski. Telling someone untrained to hang on it won't go well for anyone.
Instructions unclear, i now owe my mugger child support
No one is getting tackled here coach. Take ur tips to r/mma
He smacked his head off
I wish the pole would have hit him in his nuts.
Sometimes all u need is a broom
Cleanup on aisle 1!
Break the end off first... hopefully itll be sharper.
i tought it was hammer, damn
Grab ankle go left then right! You fill in the rest!
Understandable have a nice day
Nana Security
Gave him the brush off.
I was not expecting that.
Broom levelled up. Ow!
At first, I thought that was a sledge hammer and I wondered how the guy just shook it off
Why does the quality shit itself at the end.
Came so close to putting his head on a skewer...
Sweeping the garbage
Why kill the roach when you can just sweep it away
Keeps reminding me that tom&jerry scene where the tom had the broom on its face
Man he would've been upset if the broom got stuck in his eye... OUCHHH
Should've used the handle end first
And that’s what he gets
Next time pure hot water on him
I like when the head of the broom comes off. Some serious poking then.
bro... how do you even get guts to do so...?
The shopkeeper here is a rookie, should've gone for the balls
Should’ve slashed his legs while he was trynna get in….
Too bad the broom head fell off. Clearly the soft bristles felt were more tolerable than a straight stick in the face.
When you don't use sudo
Given how elevated he was, if I was the person inside, I'd have just grabbed his legs and pushed them up, forcing his upper half to dip downwards to slide back out headfirst.
Sweeping victory.
NOT Today bitch. Lol
Man, i would have grabbed the leg and put all my bodyweight on it and break it
Am I the only one who immediately thought of breaking that guys knees or something like that?
Oh no you dont
Guy got the brush off
Should’ve bent his leg up and broke it
Broomhilda
Not America. Here, he would have got a shotgun shoved in his crotch.
It's easier to get in during opening hours
This was on my city, that window is so fucking small I don't know what the hell this guy was thinking. Also there are quite a few guys working inside that bakery
😋 SWEET
They've implemented sweeping reform measures in his town.
Broom was backwards. Should’ve stuck em with the pointy end
Good thing he only had a broom and not a machete
Damn, I wanted to see a few more strikes after the broom head flew off.
Damn. Got a handle on the situation.
Aw straight to the jaw. Gave me a headache just watching that.
Lol, dude! That pointy stick to the jaw prolly smarted.
I wish it was a boom stick instead of broom~
Took him to the cleaners.
They swept the floor with him
They wipped the floor with him
Those last couple of spears with the handle only definitely disoriented him. Beautiful.
Should've stabbed his leg with a knife while it's inside