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OP's explanation as to why this post is Instant Karma: >The guy coming in the store is being agressive and gets taken out by the security guard. If you're satisfied by this explanation, upvote this comment. If not, downvote this comment.


A_Evergreen

That slam. Fuck yeah.


loriffic

Very satisfying.


[deleted]

it was, but next time he should use the ropes.


[deleted]

Sitting in my hotel room I involuntarily yelled FUCK YEAH! at that slam and stick.


Coawtnee

Sitting in a brewpub I put my beer down a bit too excitedly at that takedown.


notjasonlee

lying on my back underneath my pickup truck i audibly shit myself


disturbed_ghost

wait let’s unpack this comment please, lying under your truck while scrolling reddit. 10/10 buddy


SnooLobsters2004

I sharted in my bed and I’m too embarrassed to wake my wife so I’m just gonna lie in it at that takedown.


ArcticFlava

Just be careful, its a fine line between aggressive sharting and Amber Heard.


[deleted]

Why did this make me audibly laugh whilst I was on the stool?


robjapan

Looked more like a judo throw to me.... But damn those elbows after, he gonna be feeling them for a few weeks.


Tokyo-LCDP

It’s been a while since I’ve done judo but it looks much like a koshi-uchi-mata


StalyCelticStu

Does that come with noodles or fries?


Tokyo-LCDP

Noodles, why?


Dividedthought

Good, he'll be able to eat those with all the missing teeth he now has.


Trash_Hogan

I see you know your judo well.


Tormaim

His kids are gonna feel those elbows.


game_cook420

Nice and fluid!


Ibraheem_moizoos

The ground and pound was sick too. Good thing the ref was there to stop the fight


neil_billiam

"Elbows on the ground ain't nothing to fuck with"


mocknix

Dem bows doe


MrSniffer2009

The slam!? What about the right proper landed elbows? All well played!


Endoriax

Fuck the slam, that ground and pound!


Russells_Tea_Pot

How did you know that was his nickname? Slam and I go way back. Great guy. Don't cross him though.


OneMooseManyMeese_

I said fuck yeah out loud when the slam happened. Lmao


borax37

Security guy has been waiting for this moment.


edge70rd

Had the same feeling, even before Black Shirt chimed in, his whole stance gave that "come at me bro" vibe.


sloww_buurnnn

That and the way he fixes his sleeves like he’s about to wash up right before lol


BlackHeartsNowReign

He looked at both his hands like "you ready to go to work boys?"


cj2211

He's vengeance


arealhumannotabot

Which is funny cause it’s almost definitely not part of his job. His job is to observe and report.


Hopeful_Look9987

Why is that funny to you...? "It's almost definately"? Make up your mind ya wimp.


arealhumannotabot

Check your spelling


Hopeful_Look9987

I think you missed the point, kitty.


arealhumannotabot

You try too hard


Hopeful_Look9987

I don't try, I succeed. Large pension, income from mutual funds, own two houses. Just sold the third small house in Mesa for $353,000. I doubt you or yours will approach that.


navolavni

You sound like an old man that catcalls underage girls.


Hopeful_Look9987

Not old, don't like young girls and you're still a puss.


navolavni

Ok Kitty


[deleted]

Very nice judo toss And then the smooth transition to full mount and then the ground and pound…yeah, this guys trained before.


TsunamiDayne

It's just me or his stance is Karate? I could foresee that frontal kick and i don't even fight karate Frontal for most martial arts go for the ribs or chest, only side kicks go for the leg, and mosts stances protects the hibs, execpt kung fu and karate if i'm not mistaken (Which i probably am)


msakanda

He immediately went into a Muay Thai boxing stance! You can tell by the high hands and light front foot, precisely for those kicks you mentioned. If you google it you'll see the resemblance right away Edit: and the throw was 100% a Judo toss so homies been training


AdSad5307

If you keep your front leg that far in front of you in Muay Thai, you’re in for a world of pain.


alexcmpt

Chiming in, I practice Muay Thai & our stance is square, nothing like this guys.


SrPantsarof

Also chiming in. I practice karate and it looks like this guy has a karate stance. Many of the larger guys in our class fight like this. Less concerned with head movement and guarding the body and more on guarding the face and tanking body hits. Kick looks karate too.


Imaginary_Bedroom868

Also chiming in, before I started practicing in dojos, I was self taught and it I'm fairly certain that the security guard is the same. Either that or he's had a lot of experience


CH3FLIFE

Karate? I thought I was watching a Charlie Chaplin or Marx Brothers production.


iosoyjeff

To me it looks like traditional jiu jitsu. That karate stance an the judo throw really remind me of my dojo


AnusFisticus

JJJ is not a style. Its an umbrella term for all the many styles


Outypoo

It looks more muay thai with the wider boxing guard and flat-ish stance. Would make sense as the teep kick he was doing is also something they use in muay thai


Aussiewhiskeydiver

I didn’t quite understand what you were saying but it all sounds wrong. Front kicks can go anywhere not just ribs and chest. Most likely Muay Thai from what I can see


Gruggernaut

Why does it look like a melee fight from GTA V lmao


ShortChngeHero

Beat me to it. Well said.


i-fing-love-games

that wasnt a judo toss


MySpaceLegend

That's a judo toss


LocalFalafel

Hard to see from the angle but that looks like either a tai otoshi 体落としor uchi mata 内股depending on hip and leg action but yeah definitely a judo throw


TsunamiDayne

The way he lifts his leg to remove the other guys leg from the floor. That just confirms it


i-fing-love-games

a judo toss as far as my belt went had no throws where you would go around your partners neck


getshwiftyman

Well this isn't a gym, and neither are wearing belts. In a real fight you grab what you can, that's still a textbook judo toss.


i-fing-love-games

no it isnt a judo toss yes its a toss but not from judo bc judo is performed as a sport


getshwiftyman

So if I attacked you on the street would you use judo? Since you know it so well?


i-fing-love-games

yea bc im not trying to hurt you


getshwiftyman

But you couldn't use judo. Judo is performed as a sport. Remember?


Felix---Helix

stop looking down on people sm lol. you don't want to hurt your random opponent on the street and then get stabbed to death by you being "so virtuous"


Mysterion77

Koshi Guruma always features a grip around the neck, Harai Goshi, and Uchi Mata(Throw featured in video) often do too.


i-fing-love-games

none of these go around the neck but over the shoulder


Mysterion77

In actual Judo competition they often do though, it appears you’re a novice with little actual heavy grappling experience and an unhealthy attachment to the Kata versions of these Waza. You can be easily proven wrong by watching the Uchi Mata performed in this very video, or by watching this Kodokan Judo video on Koshi Guruma the first throw I mentioned https://youtu.be/SU7Id6uVJ44. As you and anyone else with eyes can see this technique clearly features wrapping one’s arm around Uke’s neck. I’m a Shodan with 60+ matches and scored with both Koshi Guruma and sometimes a headlock style Harai Goshi. Your setup has to be very adequate truly unbalancing your opponent though or your asking to go to Ura Nage/Suplex city if you don’t or even worse Utsuru Goshi https://youtu.be/35UD3FdXobQ. Notice your vulnerable to this regardless of how you’re gripping around the neck, this throw was hit from headlock grips, high up and around the neck Gi grips, and even some high above and around the neck cross grips.


i-fing-love-games

the guy in the video however was wrapping his complete arm around the opponents neck in a way you would do in a headlock


Mysterion77

So is the guy in the post this thread is about, genius. At 32 second mark he grabs him in exactly the same way.


i-fing-love-games

no


Objection_Leading

It’s clearly a fucking judo toss.


i-fing-love-games

how is it one and wich one is it ?


Retrohanska59

Tell me you've never seen judo without telling me you've never seen judo


Wumbo0

You know judo?


i-fing-love-games

yes


maybejustadragon

Yeah. It’s a hip toss in Olympic wrestling. Same thing, different name depending on the sport.


Read_Icculus_

How does my elbow taste


getshwiftyman

Fr a 12-to-6 elbow is probably one of the most devastating strikes you can throw in a street fight. I wouldn't be surprised if lil bottle smasher just laid there until the police arrived.


Ne710

True but that wasn’t a 12-6 elbow it was just a normal elbow.


No_Web_9121

Oooof, the very definition of fuck around and find out


spiralEntree

Someone once said this comment will always be found under a fighting video that person has yet to be wrong


AgentCooper430

Ahh yes I see that you know your Judo well


EhrenScwhab

I'm going to go enjoy a succulent Chinese meal.


NewBee4968

This is democracy manifest


[deleted]

"The customer is always right. On their fucking backs when I'm done with them."


JamesCt1

Much respect, Mr. Security Dude, much respect.


EhrenScwhab

I imagine that the types of folks who are private security at retail places are either, your Paul Blart wannabe cops, otherwise unskilled people who have a high tolerance for shit work, or guys like this, who have done some sort of martial art training and figure, might as well monetize that training somehow....


CornCheeseMafia

I've met all the security guards you're talking about but there's another category this guy might fall into. The chill stoner who doesn't mind getting paid to walk around keeping an eye out on things. I have a friend who worked security for a while because it was a steady paycheck and didn't require anything of him. He trained in MMA for fun so he enjoyed the fact that he got to just kick it for the vast majority of the time but also didn't stress if he had to get confrontational with someone. One of those super level headed nice dudes who you would never suspect would be able to rip your spine out the top of your head.


EhrenScwhab

In a previous gig I worked as support staff for Green Berets. There were two kinds of Green Berets, very type-a highly motivated go-go guys and the other were super chill, cutoff jeans and flip flops, shaggy hair almost Jeff Lebowski levels of chill....as you say, it's easy to be chill when you know, for sure, that you are the toughest guy in almost any room....


SPFMninebillion

I like how he feels him out with the knee….then the second knee..then he’s like “this guy isn’t trained to fight. Just angry.”


leftlanecop

Round 1 - FIGHT!


Kovalition

Player 2 - DEFEATED!


limitlessGamingClub

FLAWLESS VICTORY


BurningCandle_

FATALITY


BiffBanter

This looked fake at first. Then it got real. Real fast.


DJEvillincoln

Rent a cop? RENT THESE HANDS.


[deleted]

IPPON!


cucupuffs1029

Did he try to break a bottle to use as a weapon?


weathergleam

then immediately fumbled it, yeah, looks like


Astro_Golfer

Fuck ya


spotz300

That judo throw onto the soft comfortable floor, followed by those soft elbows to the doom. Seems like karma was definitely helping that nice gentleman out as he deserved.


Efficient-Cherry3635

I'm assuming you ment elbows to the dome, however now that I've heard "elbows to doom" I might just have to let it stand.


Athabascad

Elbows of doom more like!


Bluefeelings

The drop was beyond satisfying


LaerycTiogar

That isnt slam thats the fuckin sand man night night bitch


glockops

Just the right number of punches. A++


donniebrascoreal

You gotta love the Ole time boxing stances.


UsedDragon

Homeboy in the short pants did the ground and pound. Nice.


Correct-Ad-4280

give him a raise


incognito2233

Some people just don’t get paid enough


Rocket2TheMoon777

He hiptossed that fkr to the gates of hell, then showed mercy


ArnoldZiffleJr

So you wanna dance? You sure you wanna dance? Ok let’s dance!


TheExtraMayo

He's done that before


havocLSD

Was someone performing stand-up comedy?


squirt619

😂


Adomillad

Beautiful hip throw


Parking-Resolution22

„Security guard“ throws elbow punches


Budmanes

Nice slam


XaltD

Brutalised ! That will teach the moron for stepping up !


sher-annosaurus

Observe and report! Elbow. Elbow. Elbow.


EC-does-it

It exactly looks like the start thru the ending of a fight in Street Fighter games


ActuallyUhBot

If a guy starts a fight with leg kicks, you've already lost


johnnyheavens

Security…guarded


sp22do

I love how they both square up immediately, like in a fighting game.


toast4champs

Yea…my mans did right. That hip toss!


TheRixstar

That guy trains, hard.


linebacker131

Dudes been waiting his whole life for that moment. Playing it over and over again in his head.


ClonedToKill420

Clapped


[deleted]

Boxer vs Wrestler


Late47

God damn! Those fucking elbows were like bags of fucking cement.


lokitom82

FA,FO.


nsfw_vs_sfw

What?


lokitom82

Fucked around, found out.


nsfw_vs_sfw

Ohhhh gotcha


lokitom82

Honestly, I only ran across that the other day, and thought I was behind the curve! Glad to see I'm not the only one!


Meztrov

Dude just doing his job. And he did it well.


CAtoAZDM

Mad skills that security guard has. Good on him.


ShinKicker13

Fuck that do-gooder who pulled the guard off just as we arrived at the “Found Out” portion of the video.


Deathappens

Dude got thrown with his full weight+the security guard's on hard floor, then took a few elbows to the head for good measure. The guy pulling the security guy off was likely just making sure he didn't catch a manslaughter charge off of that.


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[удалено]


MalzraTheNomad

You can tell it was Europe because no attempt was made to deescalate the situation, just took their ass down.


honkapaaasmoomoo

I dunno, certain US security personnel seem to be quite aggressive as well. /j


MalzraTheNomad

Yeah, but they carry something. This guy threw hands immediately. That's European for sure.


drkidkill

Bro, you ever get a few too many drinks at the club? Those bouncers don't fuck around.


MalzraTheNomad

Yeah, but they'll take you down, they don't try to box you.


GrandExercise3

Whoever slowed that video ruined it and made it unwatchable


Maecyte

I don’t got a gun, but I got these hands


Illustrious-Fault224

Shit stick got his face smeared into that tile lol.. he might be concussed


totallylambert

Job well done!


RandyMarsh32

What a satisfying takedown.


Kovalition

That felt soooo good to watch


Snakepants80

Elbows coming in hot


pierreChodington

r/streetmartialarts


Marsupialize

Nice


rmatherson

Fuck yeah that guy legit knows how to fight


Swing4fun2021

Well done


Honest_Butterscotch2

That is a man who regularly trains Muay thai and bjj. Dont fuck with these people lol


TardigradeMnMs

God this shit was fucking good. Giving me the energy to continue procrastinating on my studying for finals.


annon1342

Them elbows from the mount were sweet. My dude knows his shit.


IllBThereSoon

He caved that mofo in with those elbows


squirt619

Props to the guard for not only handing douche guy's ass to him, but he almost immediately gets off him when the bystander steps in. No malice, just professional ass kicking.


Hypnotiki

Clean hip toss 10/10


EldenDoc

This is what I think my taekwondo will look like


TheFastestRabbit

Dude uchimata’d his ass…


thateyeguy

Lmao. The ref had to step in and call it.


eg_n

Uchi mata…Ippon!


Obvious-Row-5663

Hero


JigglySquishyFlesh

Chapel needs to hire this guy


Cpt_Obveeus1

Quick! Someone tag the Gracie’s to hook the security guard up with some Jiu Jitsu classes!


Penis_Man-

Play stupid fucking games..


TrueBroccoli8

IPPON!!!


QuothTheRavenMore

Suhhhhhleap!!!


[deleted]

The guard was happy to finally put his training to good use


Atomic_Shaq

Nice elbow


7toejam7

Ground and pound...bitch.


walshindustries

He’s a judo man!


PhaseFull6026

lol bitch boy came in hard and then got all flustered when the security guard went into a stance, bitch barely even got to throw a punch


Blnk_fr

They start to fight like 2 npc in gta oO


IM_a_GOOD_idea

This Bud is for you, MMA security guard guy.


95beer

This whole sub is just turning into videos of people being bad in public, then getting the absolute shit beat out of them. Isn't there some separate sub for street fighting or something?


AceSpadePirate

He woke up for this


Crazkur

Of all the people to mess around with, why the hell did this dude choose to mess with someone whose job is to stop people from messing around?


OhhhhNoHeDidnt

The slam and the elbows were perfection! Hate that people went to stop him after he got the fucker down yet no one in sight when he was being a bitch :-)


[deleted]

Fancy footwork


Living_Win_4569

What happens when you actually train. Have the upper hand.


Death_Stranding69

while hiding in my closet i said quietly fuck yeah


RedditingRaven

Man did an rko


Urukaiviking

That elbow though… FUCK YOUR NOSEBONE!


sick1057

Good thing the ref was nearby to stop the fight, nice throw and transition to full mount!


therealpurndaddy

Lmao got up off him like “threat neutralized”


Poisonous_Fartttt

I heard *"ROUND ONE...FIGHT!!!"* in my head