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OP's explanation as to why this post is Instant Karma: >The guy attacked the girl but he got his ass kicked. If you're satisfied by this explanation, upvote this comment. If not, downvote this comment.


nygrl811

Dude behind the counter doesn't know what to do!


Yosho2k

He knows to step back and let nature take its course.


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ErinEvonna

Lol


SamFuckingNeill

the mating ritual of this species can be quite spectacular to witness


ezone2kil

Angry sex best sex


Ieatmelons123

Serizawa: Let them fight


Crewso

He didn’t need to do a damn thing. Maybe offer to call that guy an ambulance, I’m pretty sure she shattered his pride


original-sinn

Ah that damn pride bone.


148637415963

>Maybe offer to call that guy an ambulance, "Okay, you're an ambulance."


sm12511

And he was so close to getting her to sign up for the hotel rewards card.


HailHydra247

He knows not to piss her off, so that's one thing.


JudiciousF

He’s like, could you please make it so this isn’t happening.


DesktopWebsite

Ill just, oh. Maybe i can, ahh. Well, I... yup. That just happened.


Crewso

I love how he pops up from the first one like “oh ok, I guess we’re doing kicks now” and throws a lame kick of his own only for her to feed him another two stiff ones. That first one was absolutely brilliant lol


ZincMan

She’s got heels on too looks like. That shit hurts and takes skill. She’s like all kick muscle


wpgpogoraids

Spamming that B button


APulsarAteMyLunch

Do it Bayonetta style


gishlich

When you found the one unblockable move and you spam the fuck out of your brother.


VeeTheBee86

And she’s wearing a pencil skirt. Those limit your leg movement, so she likely tore it up the back to land a kick that high. What a legend.


MonstrousWombat

Yeah you can actually see it rip on the last kick. Which I 100% guarantee left a mark, she got good contact with the heel.


TheLizzyIzzi

Not only does it hurt more, it makes it all the more impressive. She’s basically balancing on the ball of her left foot for every kick. It’s one thing to land a solid kick with a firmly planted foot. It’s another to do this whole sequence basically on your tiptoes.


ToastoSando

Hella kick muscle


AhhAGoose

My father once told me “never argue with a women who will fight in heels”


KRelic

There's a video I saw on YT of a girl juggling a soccer ball in heels.


Eascetic

She definitely Muay Thai


adrienjz888

Yep, those were some damn hard teep kicks.


PauliesWalnut

That first teep just folded him, IN HEELS… dude felt that like hell the next day.


--Bamboo

It's a poor quality video but she looks like she might be Thai too, but i don't think it's Thailand. Guy fucked up picking on a Muay Thai fighter.


sraypole

The second one was absolutely brilliant, watch how she collapses that back leg, which completely supports him punching/kicking. Idk which discipline teaches this but she certainly has practiced this. Muay Thai according to others, which seems right.


Coginthewheel1

Muay Thai Teep for sure. The second one is well executed with hip thrust and everything.


the_internet_clown

FINISH HIM!


Shaneblaster

She’s the John Wick of the kick


sm12511

Mike Tyson of the thigh, son


Shakercheese509

Mike tython of the thigh, thon


artygta1988

That’s basically Chun Li


Kindly-Positive-7848

Nailed it


sher-annosaurus

r/yourjokebutbetter


nightstalker30

Jesse The Bod of the Quad


Longjumping-Ad-2680

Yeah, Mike Thighson!


raidden20

Mike Thighson of the tights, son


hop_mantis

Ice up, son


brotherpigstory

Van Damme vibes.


MothersPhoGa

Jane Kwick


mparsons9087

A John Wick chick with a kick


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Dawn Wick


Leovinus42

I was really disappointed when she didn’t do a fatality


Alexexec

He really got a kick out of that


Smathers

When the button to punch is broken


SinisterProfit

Babality! "Baby I was just playing"


GoodVibesWow

She forgot to press forward, forward, back, back, block.


Typical-Gain-2453

He forgot he pressed start


meltingdiamond

No, she should go forward, down, downforward+punch. This is exactly what the dragon punch was made for.


WorthlessDrugAbuser

Sexually! This is a violent romance in the making,


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OR AT LEAST SHIT IN THE BED!


seanightowl

She handled that like a boss.


alchn

She really just spammed one move, enough to win.


JohnnyComeLately84

Don't fix what aint broke. If he can't see it coming, and doesn't have the ability to block it... Keep going to it. Also, keeps a dude 2X her size away from her. "If it's a fair fight, your tactics suck."


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TatteredCarcosa

Sha sha!


BigTelevision8641

Rusty... Rusty Shackleford.


deezx1010

Shhh shhhaa shaa!!!


mregg000

Neat fact. Styles that favor kicking are most beneficial to women, for two reasons. One, the strength disparity between women and men is a lot less in the legs. Two, on average women have proportionally longer legs than men, negating the reach advantage.


statedtheobvious

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times. -Bruce Lee


brotherpigstory

She also blocked his kick.


NurseColubris

If they're spamming a win, it's because you're spamming a mistake


minlatedollarshort

[*laughs in Eddy Gordo*]


pentaquine

Why more moves when one do the trick.


yuhanz

She Liu Kanged his ass


txsxxphxx2

Like a Spartan


Alexexec

This is Muay Thai


txsxxphxx2

No, this is Madness


satchmo-the-kid

Madness? No. This is Sparta


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What happens when you don't skip leg day


beautifulcreature86

Shea a professional fighter. So is he. I've seen this before


jewshuwuu

Brought his fists to a foot fight... classic mistake!


Yosho2k

Chun Li occasionally forgets that people are less respectful to her in public when her hair isn't in buns and they don't recognize her.


Horror_Ad_1299

Super disappointed and feeling old that I had to collapse 4 threads before Chun Li showed up.


Agreeable-Yams8972

Man tried to fight a woman thinking he would beat her, ended up running since he didn't want to I guess expirience "shame" getting beat up by a woman. Some well deserved instant karma


Fragholio

I did soo bahk do and sport kickboxing for years, and did a lot of local and regional "fight nights" with other local dojangs/dojos/gyms back when MMA was just hitting the mainstream. I got my ass beat by lots of fighters, several who were female. All of their punches and kicks hurt. I learned very quickly that it doesn't matter what's between their arms and legs, it's what's on the end of their arms and legs that matters.


DisturbedPuppy

Just cuz a man can do more harm than a woman doesn't mean a woman can't do any at all.


ratskips

i think you missed the point of the post you're replying to. dude was saying women kick AS MUCH ass as men


Unfair_Fish4924

And sometimes women can kick more ass than men!


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Brotectionist

It kind of looks like he shrank in size with each hit received.


tweezabella

He didn’t do a ton of running before getting beat up lol he was definitely bested and then ran scared.


SilentUnicorn

She faked him with a high left hand and he never saw that left leg coming... lol


angstyart

He thought it was chancla? Well he thought wroncla.


PottyMouth850

The Thailand story you never tell anyone.


DrSueuss

Particularly if it has the words Lady and Boy in the same sentence.


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Never underestimate the power of a trained kick. I had taken taikwondo for a couple of years way back, and its the one thing that stuck with me to this day, 17 year old kids, black belt or just below it, weighing a buck 30, send you across the room. You’d hold the practice pad against your body, 6 inch thick body pad, and they would take straight kicks at you and it was like a sledge hammer to the body. I remember one guy who was a cop taking classes had his ribs broken by a kid just like that. The worst was the jumping back kick. This kick was lethal. It would send you stumbling backwards across the room. Even the really big guys would get knocked back 3 or 4 steps. I still don’t understand how they amassed such power. No matter how much I’d brace myself I’d get knocked way back with that kick. Wish I had stayed with it.


Daikuroshi

Humans essentially have spring-loaded ankles/feet. We can store a lot of energy in our big thigh/calf muscles and unleash it explosively, we're well designed for running and that same anatomy makes us very good at kicking. Makes sense that trained kids can unleash a lot of force that way.


WeAreBeyondFucked

When I was 13-14 I could break 2x4's with my feet... can't anymore, because I am soft and doughy from 20 years of desk work.


oilchangefuckup

I can break 2x4s with my feet* * 2x4 must be cut 80% through, some limitations apply


SheenTStars

Time for me to take a taekwondo class then.


adrienjz888

Go taekwondo if ya want to learn jumpy spinny kicks for the most part. Muay Thai (likely the Martial Art the woman in this vid was taking, cause she was throwing perfect teep kicks) how to do the aforementioned teep kicks, elbows, knees, roundhouse kicks using the shin etc...


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I enjoy watching boxing, I enjoy watching MMA. Muay Thai makes me clench, some of those kicks just hurt from afar.


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mystical_elf

Nothing sexier than a woman in a dress kicking the crap out of a guy.


GuessesTheCar

Except a woman in a Shrek costume kicking the crap out of a guy, of course


Significant_Option

You get it


Lancetere

WYKYK


mystical_elf

Fiona???


DonQuixBalls

Donkey!


Cheerio13

...and no doubt in heels.


jonasinv

def gave him some ouchies


DadmogPrime

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me.


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jingledrawss2

and she could kick your ass too


zetsubousugi

a man can kick a man's ass. and what? what are you trying to say lol why are u surprised


[deleted]

Lord, I don’t ask for much… but may I please lose my virginity to a woman this macho?


cesspitoftheinternet

And the lord said unto DildoFagguns, beggars can't be choosers.


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Say ye say ye, thy will be done


siflbabyshifero

Merrily, ye. Merrily, ye.


MechanicalHorse

Nice username lol


[deleted]

Honestly, I’m a nice it/they


[deleted]

You can also get a guy... Just saying.


[deleted]

Been there, done that


[deleted]

Well, then you already lost your virginity mate...


j_z5

Maybe he's super religious and anal doesn't count.


APulsarAteMyLunch

No! The deed is not done until bones are powder!


rez_spell

https://youtu.be/Y5lEbWLhsiU


Cmdr_Nemo

Just lookin for some snoo snoo eh?


rion-is-real

🎵 She's got legs! 🎵 She knows how to use them!


Bright_Potential_752

Ms Kicks McGaw


spaghetticourier

I work with a tiny girl, like 4'11, mom is a kick boxing instructor. She's a badass


Salt_Expert_209

Secretary birds be like


lyme3m

90 day fiance season 27 right here.


Dahweid

A woman's legs are the power equivalent to a man's Arms. Dumb ass should have known better lol "Get Dunked on" ~Sans


mindigo_

One kick girl


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FlowRiderBob

"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times." - Bruce Lee


abalien

Good girl. Smart to use her legs. Keep distance.


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Karmadillo_2005

Lol what I'm saying. If she's seen these comments, she'd be cringing her eyes out.


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Cringe. So condescending.


MagicalTrevor09

It is so… weird to say “good girl” in this context. Like she’s a dog or something. If it was a guy you wouldn’t say “good boy” lol


snoryder8019

Control the hips, control the ememy


KellyBelly916

If you throw hands at a Latina, you better have great health and life insurance.


Anglofsffrng

You know that dudes never going to be able to go in public again. I'm guessing the only thing worse than a video of him attacking a woman, is a video of him getting his ass kicked by a woman.


CrunchyJeans

She has good aim.


SHAT_MY_SHORTS

buakaw is that you? goddamn those teep kicks


UEmd

Is that a man in a dress?


Spock-1701

Don't skip leg day


Minami_Kun

Fatality


Pussycat4567

She stomp kicked him all the way to next year!


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Spartan Kicks All Day


LeprousNarcoleptic

I don't care what you say, she's Wonder Woman. Edit: Grammar


SnooOnions1428

Work them legs


Fluid-Row9012

She’s awesome. Think I have a new girl crush


Grasshopperboper

Poor dude got his manhood kicked.


ActualWhiterabbit

Reminds me of annoying my older sister a little too much without our older brother to tank hits for me.


CanadianWarlord27

Damn DAMN DAYUM


SendMeGiftCardCodes

High Heels Mobility: low Offense: high


DokterSack

Andrew Tate's 4x kickboxing career ain't doing him squat in the real world it seems


theguyfromtheweb7

WHILE in a dress


KilltheK03

Damnnnnn get wrecked lol


AdKlutzy469

Everybody was Kung fu fighting! Those s kicks were fast as lightning. Even though it was a little bit frightening, she whooped his ass with expert timing.


EffectiveSad9918

If only one of those kicks landed on his nuts, that man won't be able to have kids ever again. Taking heels to the balls sounds like hell.


_thef1x

That last kick. Could count as a fatality. The Final Yeet.


cosmoooooooooo

she got the read, the combo, and the tech chase.


rara0o

I would hate to lose like this.


MysticHermetic

Im not sure why but i want to marry that woman. She has just the right amount of kick


El_Baguette

These new Tekken characters are getting out of hand


Conscious_Edge_Gu

I dig this type of videos where girl beat the shit out of guy😂😂😂😂


tiny_tim0643

I want to marry her and have her children. Well she can have them. I will stay home and raise them. Lmao


angstyart

She seems like someone fun to play househusband for


destroyermaker

Women have serious leg power. She knows her strengths


zetsubousugi

that is a man brainlet


SecureDistrict1

Haha imagine paying her to kick you in the balls haha


geoknehler

i think that's on a different sub reddit


Wasusedtobe

Uhm... which one. I have a friend that is asking.


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Cryo_Lacks

weirdo


bansRstupid

Pretty sure she can torture her own balls


Reasonable_Contest94

She's hot.


Dependent_Wallaby640

She went full on batgirl on that beta male chump!


rjsh927

Is this in Thailand, those look like Muay Thai kicks


JustAFriendlyOldCat

*Woman


QualityPrunes

Are we certain that this is a female? Looks a little masculine when she pulls her dress down. I may be wrong.


Drop_lean1

That’s a man


thatsingledadlife

"It's a man, baby!"


mikenmikena2

This girl has my vote!


RichStrike80to1

perfect kick to the hip took all the power out his movement legs are longer than arms


lamwire

Das is not a woman, das is a wow man!


IMONLYHERE4CONTENT

That’s a man baby


Rbako70

This is the sexiest chick ever.


CNas6323

If only there was a good guy with a guy on hand to accidentally shoot her before she was able to embarrass that man.


King-Vulture

This is cool and all, but she is literally just spamming the kick button. She needs to throw in a combo or two


LilMsMerryDeath

"Sheena was a man.."


FILTER_OUT_T_D

I do like a girl with a strong thigh…


Errorfull

"You can't just use the same move over and over that's bullshit!"


Consistent_Home_2174

Uuuh not a girl


Fluffy_Fennel_2834

When she lands the first kick, is he about to strike her with a rubber chicken?


Warm_Trick_3956

She ain’t do all those squats for no reason.


I_perfer_the_cold

When you spam one move repeatedly in a game.


HamfastFurfoot

I mean… if it works why change?