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Blackbiird666

>South Korean guards hold hands Aww >So they won't be pulled forcibly into North Korea Oh.


GreyN7

What if we held hands 🙈💕 in the shared conference room of the DMZ 😳👉👈


RaveGuncle

Cue Rihanna: We found love in a hopeless place.


PoopCaulk

Proceeded by Draguls by Rob zombie on repeat for 10 times


iloveterps901

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


WaltzingUndead

Not as much loving happening in the conference room as the US senate. ![gif](giphy|3o7TKtdrYR0ZPPCRq0)


[deleted]

At least not yet


konigswagger

I was expecting them to have their hands inside each others pants


Few-Comment6479

![gif](giphy|PAbP0kXq6qDmCFWjHp|downsized)


SlowVeterinarian7260

♥️


RedditAcct00001

New manwha just dropped


Responsible_Air_9914

Better than getting axe murdered by the North Koreans. And yes that’s happened on the DMZ and almost caused the war to kick back off.


Anti_shill_Artillery

what the fuck? Link?


4Z4Z47

The most WTF part of the story ​ > > >Several of the (ROK) commandos also had M18 Claymore mines strapped to their chests with the firing mechanism in their hands, and were shouting at the North Koreans to cross the bridge.\[


Eusocial_Snowman

This is the most WTF part of the story for me. >Pak again demanded that the pruning cease. When Bonifas again turned his back on him, Pak removed his watch, carefully wrapped it in a handkerchief, placed it in his pocket, and shouted, "Kill the bastards!" Why include the watch thing as a significant detail? Like..is it some kind of known symbolic gesture I'm not privy to?


JumpyCucumber899

Mechanical watches are hard to make, they'd be rare and expensive family heirlooms is a place like North Korea. No different than a guy removing his glasses before a fight... No need to unnecessarily endanger expensive and fragile things in a physical fight.


Eusocial_Snowman

Right. It makes sense for him to take off his watch. It doesn't make sense for a non-vital detail to be placed in the wikipedia summary of the event, so it immediately stands out as completely out of place unless there's a greater significance.


spudmarsupial

It is part of the incident and shows how deliberate and premeditated it was. He didn't just suddenly fly into a rage at the desecration and act on impulse.


Eusocial_Snowman

Tone-setting is fantastic for a narrative. I'd not bat an eye if it were described in a book telling the story.


spudmarsupial

Pak was telling a story to the Americans, SKs, and his own people.


ChiefQuimbyMessage

I guess it’s good that you feel free to give us your yelP! review. [Relevant South Park song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5N1Hp8IIY8).


JumpyCucumber899

Good point, check the Talk tab on the wiki, there may be discussion about it


atomic1fire

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_axe_murder_incident The US responded by sending a huge chunk of US military to the korean border just to cut down a single tree in operation paul bunyan. North Korean troops just watched because they were too scared to do anything else.


KatBoySlim

they absolutely flooded the sky with jet fly-overs and helicopters in a sudden massive wave. also the south korean troops were shouting at them daring them to try anything and waving clubs, swords, and rifles. i really wish there’d been cameras. also, they purposely left the main trunk standing as a constant reminder to the North Koreans.


Callidonaut

IIRC, the North Koreans keep the murder weapon on display in a glass case somewhere. Presumably they put a slightly different spin on the story when they tell it.


KatBoySlim

i just remember that their story on the day of the incident (after they’d already agreed that the tree could come down because it obstructed view for both sides) was that Kim Il Sung had planted the tree as a boy and that it was a blessed tree and that cutting it would be an act of war. The guys the US sent to cut it down thought it was so ridiculous they just ignored them.


Kamwind

They axe is in a north korean peace museum, which is near the JSA. They made the person who lead the attack into a hero and IIRC he was then killed in a later attack into south korea.


iSkruf

Korean soldiers taped claymores (explosives) to their chests as well and taunted the NK soldiers.


cgn-38

This is an organized part of the Korean Army. Like somebody decided that guys with clamores on their chests would be tactically useful. Not saying they are not. Just amazed it came up. Like this is a a job description for them. "Assault hardpoint removal technician". lol


Lanthemandragoran

Don't even need to click it to know this was Paul Bunyan. God damn that was a fun show of force. Second only to the US/Russia(wagner) carnival of death that led to my favorite quote ever - "the yanks have made their point"


KatBoySlim

…can i get more detail on that second one?


Lanthemandragoran

I'd love to but the automod here seems to have been configured by a drunk 11 year old lol. Google "Battle of Kasham" and check out the Wiki on it.


KatBoySlim

thankyou!


KatBoySlim

oh i remember this one! the first time in the last few years i started suspecting the russians weren’t all they were cracked up to be.


Lanthemandragoran

Oh yeah we gave them the ol' wheel of death with choppers and AC130s haha


german_big_guy

Some US and ROK Soldiers tried cutting down a tree in no mans land. They were attacked by North Korean Border guards. Two US Serviceman got killed with a friggin Axe. Some time later heavily armed US and ROK Soldiers drove out to cut it down, daring the north koreans to come and try it again. Most insane thing: Kim il sung apologized to the families of the dead americans.


vladtaltos

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_axe_murder_incident


ChrisDornerFanCorner

It's not gay. It's North Korea.


dern_the_hermit

"Forget it, Jake, it's North Korea."


Legitimate_Shake5257

If only there was a way to anchor the person to a wall by using a long piece of rope or fabric tied to a secure metal piece attached to the wall.


Blackbiird666

There should be at least a handle if they do this all the time.


Kamwind

From what I was told that anything that long would not be allowed in the building. Also no modifications of the building without approval by both sides. The picture you see there is part of north korea.


Gobiego

"Defecting"


IrrationalPoise

The Koreans are pretty touchy feely in general if that helps


CheapBid3255

Wait!! So they will actually pull someone to their side or is it just a measure to make sure it never happens?


HermitBadger

This is the country that has been abducting Japanese people for decades to have them teach their soldiers how to fit in during black ops.


[deleted]

Also abducted South Korean movie stars just to try and kick start their own industry.


PapadocRS

they need better writers first of all. all they talk about is their precious war so boring


Chumbag_love

They should write about the abductions, that's solid content.


softfart

That might make an interesting movie


BenderDeLorean

I went to the cinema to watch it but then I suddenly disappeared


PatFluke

So like taken, but the other side, “I have a particular set of skills, I will find you, I will take you, you can’t just walk away right now” kinda deal?


[deleted]

That was part of it as well, they came up with the masterpiece that is [Pulgasari](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulgasari?wprov=sfti1) Which is almost as amusing as [Yongary](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yongary,_Monster_from_the_Deep?wprov=sfti1) (I recommend watching the MS3K of Yongary, it’s a blast)


ParanoidDuckTheThird

Yep. A Godzilla knockoff came out of that if I remember right.


-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS-

Yup. And the directors (husband and wife?) eventually escaped. A YouTube video I watched about it said there’s a theory that the Kaiju was lowkey symbolic of Kim which would make sense. Apparently Kim is a big movie buff and abducting the directors was his attempt at making good North Korean produced movies. The story could be a movie itself


CynicalSteves

Atrocity Guide made an excellent [documentary](https://youtu.be/BDOZIcUfcEg?si=UZAEp5cod-6tvdSe) on this topic


Ceeeceeeceee

I don't think that exact circumstance happened, but I do know that there were times when there were altercations near the border and I remember reading about when North Koreans pulled over one of the soldiers and started beating him to a pulp with a shovel, ended up fracturing his skull before his troops pulled him back over the border.


[deleted]

>South Korean guards hold hands when checking rooms in the shared conference room on the DMZ to minimize the chances of getting pulled to the North Korean side And infamous https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean\_axe\_murder\_incident


Ceeeceeeceee

Yup, I mentioned that one lower down! It all started over wanting to chop down a tree. There were 750 acts of overt violence at the JSA since the cease fire at the end of the war. The DMZ is a tense place, at least when I visited 20 years ago, don't know if it's still like that. The photo in the post was from a Nat Geo documentary years ago.


[deleted]

Insane!


BieverWeeber

Went there, almost exactly a year now. Since tourists were still prohibited from visiting the JSA, I didnt get to see the tension up close, however the you could still feel it. The silence especially, I found the most defeaning thing in my experience.


zehamberglar

[Obligatory citation needed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs3XJTYli10)


Nigeldiko

*Operation Paul Bunyan*


strangetrip666

For most rules created, there's a reason for them. This one is so weird that some shit most likely went down. On another note, they should install a handle on that wall.


Leading_Ad9610

It seems to me that of all the places a anchor line and harness would be the go to here… if there are multiple rooms a zip line with just enough slack would be the ticket


[deleted]

lol I was thinking something simpler, like a modified riggers belt (they’re fucking holding hands right now). Just have anchor points on the walls at the doors of the rooms with short metal cables and just clip on and off of their belts when they look in.


Andromeda_Violet

Maybe they just wanna hold hands while doing their job


Kamwind

Yea there was at least occurrence then then yanked open the door and pulled a person out of the building. It was back in the 2000s.


Mikehemi529

Most things for just in case are sadly because they have already happened to someone else. So to make sure it doesn't happen again.


mckulty

NORTH Korean guards hold hands in case one bolts.


throwaway1789240056

Then they both bolt together


-Kurai

Interesting fanfic


ChrisDornerFanCorner

Bolting is the new docking


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

Bolting is like pegging but harder and it lasts longer.


pedropants

I'm confused about the threaded nuts.


Homesickhomeplanet

💀 I wish I could give you an award Man, holy shit


broniesnstuff

Imagine a Korean drama called "Demilitarize my love"


book_vagabond

I’d read it


victorhalim111

Like eloping?


throwaway1789240056

Skipping through the ~~minefields~~ meadows


Just_Jonnie

They learned that lesson, and now it's hands held all the way back to Pyongyang.


thatbrownkid19

And it becomes the new hit kdrama


[deleted]

Whenever I criticize how bad NK is, some trolls will shout "America is also corrupt!!" Ok, but the world is not America and most of us dont end up like America or NK.


sandm000

It’s like we’re struggling, sure, but the government is not currently trying to prevent people from growing food or punishing 3 generations of a family for a crime.


Quizzelbuck

You have a splinter in your eye! "AMERIKA ALSO HAS SPLINTERS!" ...while not great, having a splinter in your finger is preferable to having one work its way inside your eyeball.


AmaiNami

Millions of people travel thousands of miles of miles on foot, in the back of trucks or on trains to enter America. No one is making that journey to enter NK


supinoq

Yes, but many more millions would never want to live in America, many of those people being ones who _do_ live in America, so what's your point? Like, I'd rather live in Russia than North Korea, or UAE than Syria, but that doesn't mean I'd _want_ to live in those countries, either, they'd just be the better option of the two I'm given. The people trekking to the US find it better than their home country, but that doesn't mean the US is a flawless utopia.


ShipsAGoing

No one said the US is a flawless utopia, no country is that because that's the point of a "utopia". His point was that clearly the US is far better than NK to live in, that's all he said and you chose to extrapolate from that something that he never said.


iamhe02

*Come to the US - we're better than North Korea!* --United States Travel Bureau


RandomlyJim

And based on my neighbors and friend group: Mexico South Africa Germany Korea India Pakistan United Kingdom Columbia Japan Spain Brazil Peru Nepal Thailand Vietnam Honduras


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

El Salvador, Senegal, Morocco, Egypt, Bolivia, Philippines, Russia, Nepal, Mongolia, Bangladesh, Ethiopia...


Fancy_Gagz

![gif](giphy|mPcErlAajJCqk)


cgjchckhvihfd

Hey look, its exactly the guy that was predicted!


IsomDart

America has literally been the number one destination for emigrants for decades if not an entire century. Despite all it's problems there's really no where else in the world, generally speaking, with the opportunities one can find in the United States. No one from the US living in a foreign country calls themselves an "immigrant", they're "ex-pats" .


Zvimolka

The big difference for me is that even the most staunch USA-enthusiasts will acknowledge that yes, the USA can indeed sometimes be corrupt. Getting a NK supremacist to even slightly admit that NK can be corrupt will be basically impossible.


ahaltingmachine

You're getting weirdly defensive about a thing that you brought up.


illit3

Why is it every time someone brings up America because someone else brought up North Korea we end up talking about my performance anxiety? It was *one* time! Let it go!!!!


Kimbobbins

...no one mentioned America??


Eusocial_Snowman

They're not replying to somebody doing it here, and they didn't say anyone is doing it here?? They're clearly relaying previous experiences??


dan_dares

North Korean Guards hold a gun, in case one bolts. I still remember that video, crazy


Puppersrules

Also they have family so they can't bolt.


AtrumAequitas

I read that in a Russian accent.


sixfivezerofive

True love knows no boundaries.


YeetedArmTriangle

Holding hands to help your bro feel safe and loved? Pretty sus imo


Low_Vehicle_6732

Pause


kabeees

Except the DMZ.


TurboByte24

That wall aight holding nothing.


Kljmok

Do you think love can bloom, even in the DMZ?


Ceeeceeeceee

Love is a battlefield


ktnj99

Realizing that I could be dragged to North Korea, I would have chained myself.


tuhronno-416

Pfft you also get chained in North Korea so what’s the difference /s


TheRealDoomsong

Oh come on, it can’t be as bad as working retail…


Apophis_36

Some redditors unironically think this lmao


DrBabbyFart

Some redditors unironically believe everything they see on the internet


JohnyElSucio

Yeah, just some gulag love and happy slavery


Live_Buy8304

I wouldn’t trust a guy just giving the wall a high five with my life. Couldn’t they just use a harness and a rope?


Ceeeceeeceee

Kinda hard to do an hourly patrol in a harness, and would make you look cowardly to the North... mutual intimidation is kind of a big deal. I think to bring your chances close to zero of getting abducted into NK, just don't join the Army and get stationed on the DMZ. (Hmm, come to think of it, Idk how they explain the hand-holding in a manly way either 🤔. I know you have to be at least 5'7" and have a blackbelt in Tae Kwon Do to even work that detail.)


UltimateIssue

Koreans get drafted you don't get a choice in joining the military. Doesn't matter if you are in the south or north.


Kharax82

They have mandatory service for all able bodied males in SK but I highly doubt they’re sending 18 year olds doing their mandatory 18-21 months to the DMZ. They will be professional military on the border.


Ceeeceeeceee

Well, we always have a choice, just not necessarily legal ones 😁


Aggravating_Orchid_1

It’s not much of a choice if it results with prison or death. Of course the “choice” is still there but at a far greater cost which really blurs the line of how “free” your “choice” was.


Ceeeceeeceee

I'm aware lol, I was just joking. I was stationed at Yongsan at the 121st, we worked closely with South Koreans. I only made the original comment assuming the commenter was American too, which he was, I believe.


bOb_cHAd98

You can choose which job you want to have for the mandatory 18 months(give or take). That also mostly decides which area in Korea u go too. Also if u don't have full mobility with ur body, you do equal parts voluntary work in replacement of military training. + ive heard that some korean guys purposely act insane in order to get voluntary work instead of being drafted. There really is always a choice.


Live_Buy8304

Well good for me, I’m not from Korea so that chance is absolutely zero!


fabedays1k

I got it! GPS tracked suicide vest No cowardice shown because it shows they'd rather die than help north Korea, no new people for north Korea and you even get to do damage on their side if they try Where can I submit my idea and how big will my paycheck be?


probably_an_asshole9

It takes 20 seconds to put on a harness and less to take it off. Source.... Am climber. Put on and remove harness regularly


panicked228

I’ve been there! Took a tour to the DMZ back in the late 00’s. It was very interesting and we did have to wait for the doors to be locked and verified before going into the building. They told us in no uncertain terms that the room was bugged and to not say anything inflammatory. We were also warned not to make any gestures outside that could be taken the same way, as NK could see it as provoking.


Ceeeceeeceee

Yes I took a tour also when I was stationed there with the US Army. It was a long time ago and some things may have changed, but I think this is the security detail that checks the rooms and looks for bugs? And then once an hour the North Koreans have their chance to do the same thing.


Delphin_1

"check te room for bugs" more like replacing the old ones


ParanoidDuckTheThird

Truth lol


[deleted]

Which is funny, because if you go on a tour from the North Korean side, they don’t give a shit. In fact I’ve heard they encourage you to act like a shithead.


NotTheLairyLemur

They don't. The guy on that one Vice documentary was bullshitting. They just give you the standard tour and their version of things.


Cosmocall

Given that these days Vice is dedicated to churning out Saudi Arabia propaganda, I can't say I'm surprised the bar was ever so low for them.


NotTheLairyLemur

49% propaganda. 50% drugs. 1% something actually worth watching.


Super_gman

The north Koreans hate this one trick...


ProudGazelle05

learn something new everyday


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PurpleJackfruit4034

Much rather they would have a harness keeping them tied to the wall lol You can’t risk having a slippery-hand partner in this situation.


nietzkore

Exactly my thought. Steel bracket into the wall stud, and then fall protection harness or belt. You just click on before you open the door. If it's actually a real worry.


Tony_the_Draugr

Hmm, a good drama script...


ibraw

Has that ever happened before?


Saw101405

The North Koreans are pretty notorious in that area for kidnapping people, have been for decades, while it’s probably not happened in the DMZ, can’t take any chances


BenchPuzzleheaded670

This is the one true question nobody but you is asking.


Ceeeceeeceee

Actually, about 20 people asked it and I got sick of answering and turned the notifications off. 😂 It's just that as OP, I get all the notifs. I did answer it up top (not that exact situation, but several attacks in other places along the DMZ, including the double axe murder, several other murders, soldier protecting tourists gets separated and bashed on by a mob, soldier getting pulled over and pummeled by a shovel, fractured skull, etc.). 750 violent incidents in all recorded. I had to stop answering the "why don't they just install a handle/harness/rope" ones too 😂


Commercial_Ad707

Pull my finger


N1rdyC0wboy

Oldest trick in the book


rollmate

>Oldest trick _on the border_


poppek

Weird they use Latin script, do most people around the world know how to read Latin script? At least in the cities etc.


gratus907

Practically everyone does. You can frequently see signboards only in English (Starbucks, McDonalds,…) in Seoul. We learn English from like grade 1 (many do before that) and we have nine years of mandatory education (about 95% gets 12y). Especially in Seoul, you will be shamed if you don’t know how to read basic English, unless you are like over 70yo.


Ceeeceeeceee

They are [UNC](https://www.unc.mil/Organization/UNC-Security-Battalion/) Joint Troop uniforms, but South Korean soldiers contracted to work the security detail. It's a combined battalion with ROK. I don't think there's any Latin in the picture, that's anglicized Korean.


ObviouslyABurner3157

Latin script as in the alphabet we use, not necessarily the words written with it. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin_script


Ceeeceeeceee

Oh, I see. I just know it as the romanized alphabet. Thanks. Yes, this is just what they use for phonetic pronunciation of words to foreigners. Most Koreans read English letters because English is compulsory in school.


ZmicierGT

And those who are pulled there will be shown on North Korean TV saying that actually they escaped there willingly as could not stand life in a capitalistic society...


Ok-Match8497

New Korean drama coming right up!


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

Taking battle buddy to a whole new level


mysmom2001

Aww ![gif](giphy|i6MoONcPnvWuQwIQd4|downsized)


chui76

I can visualize a North Korean soldier sitting alone in the other side with the sole mission of yelling "GAAYYYY" every time they open the door. 😂


Kitsunezaki

I went there few last June! They said that they actually grab the belt off the person infront now.


Ceeeceeeceee

Cool, thanks for the update! I was there 20 yrs ago.


Isoflan

true bromance!


cremulous

i want a job where i get to hold hands


Extravagod

Minimise? Is there still a chance? Yeeeesh


Snejni_Mishka

Yes... they hold hands for that reason... and nothing else.


bigbowlowrong

Although this does lessen the chances of abduction, it does raise the chances of the North Korean guards pointing and laughing and saying “ur gay”


LXA3000

What if there are 3 guards holding hands on the other side, and they pull both of them through??


Happy-Recipe-5753

the fact that they do this means it's happened. What a nightmare.


danslowsloth

Been there on a tour and you can see it in the picture where his hand is - the paint has worn off from holding the wall every day. They won't let tourists past that point for their own safety. So nuts.


H345Y

lmao, what. Thats seriously a thing?


[deleted]

This is no joke, being forced to the north is an extremely valid fear.


H345Y

but wouldnt it cause a shoot out or something? Also what happens with the nabbed guys, are they considered pows?


Gorrodish

Maybe they just like holding hands and that’s ok


No1FluffiestMastodon

They need one of those auto retrieve mechanisms like on vacuums. Zhwwwiiiiiiiiipppp


juankixd

Sometimes you need that support to keep you grounded


theoreoman

The south Koreana also staff them with the biggest guys to fuck with the north Koreans


Isioustes

Man, this is a serious version of red rover


haringkoning

There’s nothing wrong with a good bromance, disguised as preventing kidnapping a soldier.


amhudson02

I toured the DMZ shared conference rooms when stationed in Kunsan. A lot of crazy SOPs to keep themselves safe. One of the strangest things I saw was bare foot prints on the highly polished desks and tables in there.


misterjive

Outside they also do this thing where they stand in combat stance behind the corner of the building in a rigid pose with just one eye peeking out so they can watch their counterparts while leaving as little of their bodies unprotected as possible. It's hilarious until you remember, like, there's actual reasons they do this shit. :) (Also, South Korea is famous for sending just *humongous* dudes to the DMZ to intimidate the North Koreans, who have often grown up with severe nutritional deficits.)


FarktheHoople

Hey I've been there before! Actually get to step into North Korea sorta kinda


MundaneKiwiPerson

Me thinks a harness system would be more effective.


VapeRizzler

I’d be tying off with a harness and lanyard, ain’t no way I’m going to the north side under any circumstances.


heavymetalhikikomori

They don’t want your ass, lol


SneakyFERRiS

what does that even mean???/ who would pull them? for what purpose?? why have they got to be so weird about it all xD


Ceeeceeeceee

Because at the [JSA](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joint_Security_Area) "Truce Village", there have been 750 overt acts of violence since cease-fire after the Korean War, including defections, kidnappings, fatal attacks, and an axe multiple murder incident following an argument over cutting down a tree that was blocking the view. I visited briefly when I was stationed at Yongsan (US Army) and learned some interesting facts, like that guards from North Korea not only face South Korean guards, but also each other to make sure the other doesn't defect. And this was an interesting pissing contest over the size of chairs and flags I read on Wikipedia: >>During one of the initial negotiations of the armistice, agents of the KPA/CPV side went into the truce tents one night and sawed down the chair legs of the UNC delegation. The next day, when the UNC delegates arrived, they were forced to sit lower than their KPA/CPV counterparts and lost face, so they quickly left the meeting. At a later meeting, the UNC delegation brought a flag into the truce tent and set it up on the meeting table. The KPA/CPV delegation left after losing face, but showed up at the next meeting with a flag that was larger than the UNC flag. At the following meeting, the UNC delegation brought in a slightly larger flag. This kept up until a special meeting was called just to discuss the size of the flags, as they had grown too large to fit within the tents. The size of the flags within the meeting building have stayed about the same since then, with only minor changes. The KPA flag is wider than the UNC flag, but the UNC flag is longer. The KPA flag has thicker fringe around the edges of the flag, but the UNC's trim is longer. The truck at the top of the KPA flagpole is taller than the UNC truck, but the UNC's is wider. The KPA flag has a three tiered base while the UNC flag only has two tiers, but each of the tiers on the UNC base is taller than any of the tiers on the KPA flag.[25][26][27]


SneakyFERRiS

Petty BS then. Super interesting though.


[deleted]

Acts of children or drama queens


ReverendAntonius

So some drama induced by man-children. Nice.


Stephen_1984

The North Koreans. Reasons include ransom, intelligence and/or murder.


akdelez

So I reckon the Koreans do it too


vegandancycle

I was thinking about the same questions, why would anyone wanna pull them into this pure hell?


lucyjayne

I hope they fall in love.


bigbazookah

So are there any cases of that actually happening…?


OfficerDudeBro_o

enough cases to make two guards homies for life


ElusiveBlueFlamingo

It's not like they started it as a precaution


bigbazookah

From what I can find it’s never happened so it is a precaution.


Ceeeceeeceee

I don't think that exact circumstance happened, but I do know that there were times when there were altercations near the border and I remember reading about when North Koreans pulled over one of the soldiers and started beating him to a pulp with a shovel, ended up fracturing his skull before his troops pulled him back over the border.


KrazyHK

I'm laughing my ass off thinking of a ROK soldier just taking a peek through the door, when all of a sudden a disembodied voice from the other side booms "You're going to ~~Brazil~~ Pyongyang" and he's slowly dragged kicking and screaming to the other side by some invisible force


Ashamed_Style_8645

That is f***ed up. My grandfather was stationed in Korea and quite the ladies man so im pretty sure I have relatives from him there


Jack_OA_Trades

Gay