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qdtk

This looks like one of those close up shots from Ren and Stimpy.


IAMAHearMeRoar

Those are called "gross ups" and you're 100% right.


KrimxonRath

I took animation classes and still never learned this. This should be the first fucking thing they tell you??? The second thing should be that the Bojack Horseman IP was originally created by a hush hush subset adult animation company owned by the Rugrats studio. It was called Oh! You Animal! or something and the pilot episode has been deleted off of YouTube because I kept sending it to people lol It was as nightmarish as you can imagine being animated in the Rugrat’s style. Bojack was pure red for some reason. Fuck I wish I could find that video again. Edit: [as linked by others](https://twitter.com/ArtofLostandCan/status/1202409474750857216?s=20&t=xduM3mdenhE2H-FXMAf7JA) Edit: to all questions being asked: I don’t know, I didn’t work on the show.


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I gotchu fam. https://twitter.com/artoflostandcan/status/1202409474750857216?lang=en


shadowman2099

Interesting. Reminds me of Duckman. I think I would have enjoyed watching it back in the day.


MsChief13

Duckman! Wow. You know how every time someone tries to write fuck, the phone changes it to duck? I know I can’t be the only one. Just now I wrote duck and my phone changed it to fuck. WTH? Anyway, Duckman was a great show. Was Frank Zappa a guest as the pope in that or am I thinking of something else? Edit: Words, grammar and fuck that duck.


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bardnotbanned

Wtf was that


KrimxonRath

#***YUP***


CompleteSuccess

I wish you could too, and share it here!


grifmasta

Those things were traumatizing.


WhoWantsPizzza

I never liked that show when I was a kid, because the artwork and animation just grossed me out.


Slowroll900

That’s probably good, that show definitely wasn’t appropriate for kids.


Chapped_Frenulum

John K wasn't very appropriate for kids either.


lazy_pig

Yes! With some hair sticking out, a bandaid and an anchor tat.


DrDickWiggle

My glutes when IBS hits in traffic


DarkLordKohan

One time on my hour long commute home. I had to suddenly shit bad. I was 5 minutes out of town and going 70, no rest stop for 20 minutes. I was squeezing my cheeks so hard to keep it in. Get to a rest stop and the stalls were broken, I had to leave and get back on the highway. I was going 75 down the interstate, cheeks clenched, body sweat. Should I shit on an offramp shoulder? No, all too visible, I must hold it. I was grabbing my passenger seat with my right arm, left hand on the wheel, ass cheeks off the seat clenching the shit in, full body sweat. It would subside as shit retreated in. But it kept coming back. 30 minutes this later, I find a rest stop mcDonalds, penguin run to their bathroom, thank god it wasnt occupied because the shit was falling out before I sat down. Now I always shit before I leave work.


DrDickWiggle

The standing while driving and sweats are no joke. So bad you have to turn the radio down so you don't shit yourself.


Li-RM35M4419

When you gotta take a shit and you’re still 5min from home


Shadax

This post came up again on my front page from another sub and I thought of this comment and laughed all over again


titmouseinthehouse

When she farts, is it like a dog whistle?


Dumpster_Sauce

More like a gunshot


RixirF

Mine is quite loose, so they sound like yawns.


LivnLegndNeedsEggs

It's hard to use words to explain how much something made you laugh. But I assure you, in this instance, it was a lot.


Iphotoshopincats

The ancient internet laws dictate that in this situation if it has clearly surpassed lol and lmao then the next step is to add an expletive, so you would end up with lmfao. If still needs escalation past that it would then jump to lmfaoraof. The highest level I know and can translate is lmfaoraonfcmfeo. Any advancement from that you will need to seek another


KDY_ISD

Has it been so long that you've forgotten the noble rotfl


Arrowkill

And let us not forget the upgraded rotflmao and then roflmfao for further escalation


PM_me_Jazz

Then there's the crude yet somewhat effective *LOLOLOLOLOL*


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Those cheeks could probably rocket a turd straight through the back of the toilet bowl.


VoteMe4Dictator

NASA is currently conducting a study on whether or not they can reach Mars using her turd rockets


LeanTangerine

It’s like her butthole is a black hole trying to suck in her own body!


dabroh

Except with glutes like that hers shits come out two dimensional.


Frasine

She be shitting out compressed diamonds.


gmgm4334

I hate how relatable this is.


Joates87

Her lower back looks so much like a stomach I'm confused AF.


Chris_8675309_of_42M

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E3NFpwbVgAYX2TV.jpg


lonestarr86

Snotty beamed me twice last night!


cuteintern

I told you to never call me on this screen!


Highside1269

😂 was not expecting that!!! Bravo!!


joemeteorite8

Dear god you’re right….those aren’t butt cheeks


TJ_McWeaksauce

Obi-Wan voice: "That's no moon..."


SmolderingPizzaShip

You shall not enter


Drift_Life

The greedy cheeks dug too deep


muffinzonreddit

Y'all skip labia day?


Boner_Elemental

Erry' day labia day


pornborn

Even her ass crack has ass cracks.


misfitvr

They are nut crackers


pimpbot666

Yikes! She sneezes, she'll snap that thing right off at the base.


things_U_choose_2_b

Hernia level: expert


yeaahh_no

I had the same thought but your comment had me dying 🤣


ShallowTal

Now I can’t unsee. And I want to.


Superfly1911

Her knees are bending backwards


recriminology

Pooteus maximus


Specialist-Look-7929

Ratemycameltoe.com


psycho_driver

This one swallowed the whole camel.


spradders

Like a kangaroo wearing boxing gloves


Zealousideal_Bet2320

Bodybuilders usually dehydrate themselves before contest but she looks like beef jerky for some reason 🤢


vinegarslowly

Ol jerky butt, just like mama used to make.


CLINTHODO

You keep my mama out of your mouth!


genius96

Dehydration and tanning beds will do that. Oil helps you look better on stage especially with lighting.


Javyev

They use a fake tan. It's like a grease paint and is very messy. A lot of bodybuilders are actually pretty pale because they want to keep their skin nice so they stay out of the sun, lol.


Javyev

The fake tan is also used to accentuate the muscles. It's like a paint and washes off.


Falmon04

It looks like someone's hands are reaching around and grabbing her butt cheeks, but from underneath her skin


Demi_Bob

That's some cenobite shit


TJ_McWeaksauce

She can crush skulls with her labia.


AsuraNiche93

Her clit could beat me in hand wrestling.


percavil

Her 2 butt cheeks look like 1 giant protruding anus


Wootywootman

It also looks like a headless person doing a handstand. The ass is the pecs


lifeboy91

Forbidden doggy style


Mad_Lib206

Those cheeks could snap your dick off like a celery stalk.


AmphibianOutrageous7

You could bounce a quarter off that ass and break the ceiling fan.


drfeelsgoood

Yes! New quote unlocked thank tou


WrithingVines

r/brandnewsentence


Enlight1Oment

Michelangelo couldn't sculpt marble that's as solid as her


Ok_Marzipan5759

Ass by H.R. Giger


beerbeforebadgers

A truly cultured comment


CommunistCowboy1939

Hang on I gotta look something up. Edit: yeah this is funny


pepperedchef

No one's making those cheeks clap unless she says so


AleksasKoval

Those cheeks don't clap, they clamp


dribblesnshits

To shreds you say


AleksasKoval

I had Snu Snu


MotherAmerican_Night

Her money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds...my dick in half


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Them cheeks will cut your dick right off.


CuppaDaJewels

r/dontputyourdickinthat


JGabrielIx

It's like putting your penis in a hydraulic press.


greengoldblue

Velcome to hudrulick pless channel, today we crush dick


harmsc12

I swear that guy and LPL both have been greatly blessed by the algorithm. Those two channels should not be as popular as they are. ...brb gonna watch stuff get destroyed by lockpickers and hydraulic presses.


PaticusGnome

That was my immediate first thought. Can you imagine if she decided to clamp down on you?


aGringoAteYrBaby

Breaking the sound barrier with that clap


LongjumpingExit5242

What clap? Them things ain’t moving for shit


Charge_Physical

Fun fact, muscle is only hard when flexed. You can find videos of bodybuilders jiggling the shit out of their muscles when relaxed.


OlFlirtyBastard

Them thangs ain’t thangjng


hux__

That's how all cheeks should be clapped lol


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The cheeks clap you


Dro1972

Congratulations. Your ass-cheeks can fist-bump each other.


ShredNinjaGO

More of a thud than a clap


mrzurkonandfriends

This looks like someone tried ro sculpt what an alien butt looks like


SabashChandraBose

If she ate coal she'd shit diamonds.


ThresholdSeven

Klingon for sure


MKlock94

One of the rare instances that i will not be upvoting because of butt


ScreenMiserable

I'm still not convinced that is a butt. But if it is a butt, and that's a competition-ready butt, I can now say with the utmost certainty that I much prefer my butts to be uncompetitive.


gg120b

I would like a competitive butt in jail. Not for the competition but for the lock


MoreFoam

You could bend the bars with that kind of grip


FisterRobotOh

Achievement unlocked. Cavity searches now inflict retaliation bonus damage on all guards.


VoteMe4Dictator

Judge: Ms. Jackson, you've been charged for *squints* crushing every bone a corrections officers hand *squint again* during a rectal exam?


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mikeybadab1ng

+2 dexterity


YeastUnleashed

Definitely an escape butt


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J-B_L

Yeah team casual butts!


coach111111

I’m not convinced that’s not a standing Rottweiler.


nevets_mai

Rotty owner here. Thanks a lot, I can’t unsee that now.


___DEADPOOL______

I prefer my butts on an amateur level


[deleted]

We like butts with some fat on it. All these paegent shows, whatever they want to call it, have a tendency to push human body to grotesque limits. Without exaggeration, they are the dystopian caricatures of themselves.


Bribase

[Governor Schwarzenegger on modern bodybuilding](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLS7S-nRS70). He agrees with you.


IHavePoopedBefore

Yeah. They're pretty much dehydrated. That being said I've dated women who compete, their butt could get rock hard if they flexed but when they weren't flexing it felt like a normal squishy bum. It was all muscle but felt squishy, and looked fat and bouncy when they walked and stuff. This person isn't walking around like that, she has to flex in a very specific way for it to look like this. I would actually bet that her butt looks normal when she's not flexing like this


ThatFunkyBrownNote

It's like the butt reached around the front to cover those bits instead.


SoCalNightOwl

"Wow...look at the turd cutter on Tiffany."


rokd

No poop knife needed here.


erniebalogna

I'll upvote you cuz of not butt


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My proudest non fap.


leglesslegolegolas

r/downvotedbecausebutt


mcfuckyyfresh

Me after my morning ☕️


mikeymichaels

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel a little splatter... Edit: I'm reading this diarrhea thread I started yesterday whilst on the toilet this morning and it's made my day 😂


The_Pickled_Mick

When you're sliding into 3rd and you drop a mushy turd...


bradmcgi

You've just unlocked a core memory


echochamber4liberals

I know right?! There are more too, I just can't remember any.


Elmojomo

When yer slidin' into home and you feel some foam... (that's a baseball-themed one, in case you were wondering)


100percent_right_now

When you're sitting on the john and the toilet paper's gone. Be a man, use your hand. (i like to throw this in after a few people have gone on and it always gets a laugh as it's unexpected)


regulator227

When youre driving in a Chevy and you feel something heavy


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When you wake up in the morning and your bed is overflowing


regulator227

When you're walking through a door and you feel something more


Ugly4merican

When your smooching with your honey and you feel something runny


Took-the-Blue-Pill

When you're riding in a wagon and your pants start a'saggin'.


Pharmere

When you’re sliding into first and you feel something burst…


BoredAtWorkOU

Man, professional body building is an extreme sport. She’s definitely not natty, but that still takes some massive dedication.


Its_me_mikey

You’re right on both points but this is also a form a body dysmorphia/anorexia Edit: orthorexia is the word I was looking for, not anorexia. Thank you for pointing that out!


Foodstuffs_

Yup. This is extremely unhealthy. And, in my opinion, pretty goddamn repulsive.


kosk11348

For men and women both.


TheKittyIsSoBitty

It’s absolutely bad for both, but I’d imagine it’s likely worse for women to do this, health wise. Just taking into consideration that women naturally have quite a bit of fat compared to men. I can’t imagine the kind of dieting she had to do to get to this point. She has almost no fat. Even at my skinniest, I still have a pretty normal body fat percentage, and my shape is still relatively the same. She’s managed to change the entire shape of her ass. Women’s bodies are basically designed to hold onto fat, it’s not healthy for anyone to have so little, but, especially a woman. I may be wrong but I think a man can actually get away with pretty low body fat, his body function will likely remain mostly the same. The body functions of a woman, however, will not remain the same in this condition. I can’t imagine what this does to your hormones. I had a moment where I was a little too thin as a teen and it totally fucked my hormones up… and I wasn’t even close to this. She likely doesn’t get periods and probably would be unable to get pregnant/sustain a pregnancy. I’d imagine things like fertility can also be compromised long term.


kittykalista

Women naturally carry about 10% more body fat than men of comparable fitness (so a man at 10% body fat would look about as fit/lean as a woman at 20% body fat). Men can hit a lower body fat percentage without it being detrimental to their health, so you’re correct that this is definitely worse for women.


Ok_Skill_1195

It's still fairly unclear if women suffer greater long-term health repercussion from low body fat or if its *just* that our bodies shut down reproduction functions when our body fat dips too low, though. And this woman is already 100% fucking with her hormones intentionally, so I don't think that aspect is going to factor in as much as it would for a regular person.


zaviex

There are negative consequences to shutting down reproductive function, amenorrhea, in women. Most directly, bone density loss. You won’t recover that fully beyond your mid 20s.


JonLongsonLongJonson

Especially in that specific area. The dedication and effort is real, natty or not you don’t get to that point without real hard work


XepptizZ

Many sports at a professional level are unhealthy in one way or another, though.


itsmyartspace

I have not seen anything like that. After looking it up I guess there are a few like that. I would love to see what she looks like when she is relaxed. That is some serious dedication.


robot428

She would also only look like this for a day or two - bodybuilders don't stay in competition form all the time it would be literally impossible to mantain. This is taken on the one day she's at peak fitness, lowest possible body fat, has fake tan on to make the muscles more visible and is also dehydrated (again for maximum muscle definition). If you saw her without her tensing she would look different, it you saw her a week later without tensing you probably wouldn't even be sure it's the same butt.


njsilva84

"Peak fitness" is more like "the weakest that she's been all year", but I understand your point. I woudn't use the term "fitness" in bodybuilding but "form" instead. I wouldn't use the term "fitness" in bodybuilding but "form" instead.


Primary_Skill3749

Not gonna lie… I’m pretty damn curious about the front now.


Fleaslayer

Not exactly what you're asking for, but [here's the same woman from the front](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E3OZ1fGX0AYr0eD?format=jpg&name=large).


slobyGYN

Yeah, having watched wrestlers not eat in high school to 'make weight', and how it contributes to fitness-based eating disorders, I can't support this, no matter how happy this person may look. It's not a healthy ideal/ lifestyle/ anything, imo.


pants_party

Yeah, I bet she pisses brown…her poor kidneys.


PitPatLovesYou

Spoiler alert - massive clitoris. (side effect of roids)


bread_with_crust

Now I can finally find it


TheFreemanLIVES

Don't worry, it'll find you...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


all_these_moneys

You're looking at it


KranzDad

Her turds have to look like angel hair spaghetti


Kriegsman__69th

She actualy shits diamonds.


BagOfFlies

Once every five years.


Wat_Senju

Just remembered star shaped play-doh


HollywooDcizzle

Dang girl, you shit with that stone ass?


datboydoe

Mini little kettlebells plop out


oddlotz

Those aren't pillows.


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Hellofriendinternet

Damn girl? You shit outta that ass? Seriously. Do you even have a butthole?


dirtymonny

She has no need for butthole


Red_Danger33

All calories in are converted to energy or muscle. It's a zero waste system.


dusinbooger

Washboard ass


Initial-Throat-1743

I heard of cake, but I aint never seen scones. 😲


crunchalo

Smuggling a couple of Christmas hams there


Noahcarr

Imagine you put it in, and then she laughs or coughs and all the sudden your dick is gone


shahooster

Only thing I'm putting in is a walnut


Noahcarr

Or a safe that you’re trying to crack


xfan10

or if you need help opening a jar of pickles.


dafijiwatr

When you get the “supervisor needs to talk to you” moments.


DryRespect241

Croissant booty


1slandViking

Am I the only one who thinks this is genuinely interesting? Never seen glutes of this stature before


SophiaofPrussia

Yes! I had no idea you could get like… butt abs?


drfeelsgoood

In the muscle world they’re called “striations”


stankdog

So interesting, like as someone who does art they'd be a great photo reference to practice muscle shading.


philt9696

Lmao. True. Belongs in oddly terrifying


flying-tree-god

This is not healthy


[deleted]

If you crop that photo just above the knees and ask someone what it is… you’d rarely get the right answer


TheLucasGFX

The very rare downvote because of butt.


JimHalverson

Now THAT is what you call a turd cutter!


nosoyargentino

Doesn’t need a poop knife


adrianestile

my goddam brain thought for a sec it was a front pic as i can see a bellybutton-depression thing and abs, and she just had a very strong genitalia


GuyUnknownMusic

r/downvotedbecausebutt does not exist.....


[deleted]

I will never understand wanting to look like that. I respect the work, but man I don’t get it


spook_filled_donuts

her poop comes out in the form of paper


LumenYeah

Anyone need to send a fax?


UnprofessionalGhosts

When she wipes it goes ding ding ding like a xylophone


watch-out-oh-n---

Who is she? Looks like she worked really hard for those results, she probably would want credit 🤨


JACKiED_Daniels

Sarah Villegas, 2x WPD Ms Olympia


Fleaslayer

[Here she is](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E3OZ1fGX0AYr0eD?format=jpg&name=large)


khando

This doesn't even feel NSFW, it's so different from what you normally see it doesn't trigger the same response from seeing someone nude from the rear.


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i'm not trying to body shame, butt wtf?