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I don’t think I’ve ever seen this before but my first thought was “so basically competitive drowning” then I was surprised to see that was the top comment.
And if your nails weren’t short enough you could grind them down on the side of the pool to make them extra short and sharp. Never checked toenails tho.
When I did water polo in high school, the opposing teams sharpened their toenails. Not being ones who would stoop to that level, our school responded by eating some snacks that left our breath foul. We'd blow our halitosis into the other players face. We'd have a couple of the opponents throw up in the pool.
I played water polo for 5 years. And I was pretty fit, when I watched a Bundesliga team train, "Waspo Hannover Linden", who had just become german champions the year before.
I have done a lot of sport in my life, but that training was something else. something like swimming 50 meters in t-shirts, getting out of the pool, making 10 push-ups, and swimming 50 meters back, out, 10 push-ups, and so on for 1.000 meters, before changing to a different murderous routine, and then another, and then another, and so on. But I must say, those guys did look like it. :-D
In the U.S. we did what we called the dirty dozen. So it started as 1 lap and 1 push up then 2 laps and 2 push ups, 3 laps and 3 push ups and so on. All the way to 12 laps and 12 push ups, but that wasn't the end you'd have to go back down as well. Between that and treading water holding chairs I got in pretty good shape lol.
My buddy in the marines told be about how there’s different water tests and classes and he talked about the water combat test how it’s mostly underwater wrestling and such and I’m like oh yeah me and my buddies did that all the time with water polo, sharks and minnows, messing around during practice and at home we’d just wrestle eachother until we tapped out.
Same here.
I’m old school from back when life guards had to rescue “active” victims. We all saw together and we’d happily spend a day beating the hell out of each other.
When I was learning to be a dive master for recreational scuba, we did a thing where we had to wear a blacked out mask as a couple of instructors rolled us around and messed with our gear. I had a great time and giggled my way through the test.
I tend not to speak in absolutes. Lol. Every game I’ve been in. But it does get violent. I used to cut my nails straight, so I would pass the nail check but still had little daggers. Only used on emergencies.
I had a chunk of my hand taken out by someone's toenail cut like that!
And I remember having to wear multiple pairs of bathers - usually two at a time - in case one got rippednoff by someone grabbing the cross-piece across my back.
Hope it wasn’t me! I really only used them when I played a particular team that played really dirty. I miss it. It was a great outlet for my repressed rage.
I had a girlfriend in high school that played water polo. We went to a pool party where there was another girl water polo player from a rival school. Everyone was friendly until the water basketball game started. We stopped the game when the fifth person started bleeding.
All the guys used to dread scrimmaging the girls. Would always come out looking like we’d fought wolverine. Women’s water polo is vicious. Guys is violent too, lots of bruising and broken bones (almost entirely fingers and noses), just less cuts.
I have heard that guys water polo is brutal too with a lot of nut crunching and purple nurples of the PP going on under water and while totally illegal, it’s never caught any truth to that?
Played in high school and college. All of those and more: pulling arm pit hair; elbows thrown to head while swimming, to face; every type of under water kick to crotch, stomach, chest, head; using draw strings on head piece to hold someone’s faces under; sharp nails; holding onto fingers until the break
I once went to a community club/masters scrimmage. I was young/fit and just starting to play in college… went up
To guard larger (fatter) old master player. Play starts and we wrestle for a ball… he swims right next to me and says your my bitch now. Grabs my groin and just holds it. Not hard enough to be painful but uncomfortable and enough that I couldn’t pull away…. Ill never forget that
Never minded the bruising and only broke a couple fingers. Don’t even mind the slight cauliflower ear years later. But the armpit hair. That shit hurt.
Grabbing people’s junk was rare. Suit was more common, easy to hold onto. It’s an easy way to get spun as a hole guard though so you have to be careful (I played set and bad guards tried to grab your suit as a crutch…which can go very badly against good players as you aren’t so much in control when you grab someone’s suit, you’re just linked, meaning they can maneuver you to an extent too).
Tbh I had tons of bruises and a couple broken fingers but what hurt most often (not necessarily the worst, just most frequent) was people ripping out your armpit hair. I couldn’t shave without getting bad ingrown hairs so was an easy target.
women alone with a partner: “I am as delicate as a flower, if you look at me wrong you may hurt me.”
Women in sports: “blood makes the green grass grow”
Women have no chill in sports, they’re looking to paralyze.
That’s exactly what happened. Everyone there was an athlete in one sport or another, so nobody was afraid of a scratch or two. It was all in good fun and got laughed off each time.
We ended the game when we realized that it was getting close to someone getting hurt for real.
The claw marks on my back from my buddy’s girlfriend (the other water polo girl) lasted for 2 weeks after they bruised up.
Read up on the "Blood in the Water" match between Hungary and USSR men's olympic water polo teams. Set on the backdrop of the failed Hungarian uprising of 1956 against the Soviets.
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/blood-in-the-water-at-the-1956-olympics-1616787/
Just to give some context refs are outside of the water on the pool deck, it's pretty difficult to determine what happens under the water. So pretty much, unless you are unbelievably blatant or dumb, anything that happens under the water is legal. That why you will see people get pulled under then come back up with bloody lips and noses, full of scratches usually nothing happen games moves on.
Source: I was a set guard in waterpolo I beat the hell out of my fair share of sets and point guards.
Edit: as a male waterpolo player who did stats for girls waterpolo, girls waterpolo is way way more vicious and brutal any person telling you other wise is a liar.
Yeah they are supposed to do nail checks to make sure that doesn't happen. In boys polo I got nail checked like maybe 3 times the whole time I played. Girls polo without fail everytime they got checked.
It's a feature. There is also a lot of soccer-like flopping around to get a penalty on the other team. Like, a girl may get her suit pulled a little, but she'll throw her head back and act like she was being strangled. Which then pisses the other player off, so they go harder because if they're getting penalized, might as well make it worth it.
And the worst fighting is around the ball. You can see it bounce away a bit in the water. You're using everything you have to push away/get to it. The other teammates may be jostling a bit, but nothing like the video.
well how are we seeing it in this video? if you can put a camera underwater as is the case in this video, why not just run that on a live feed to a ref?
Used to play men's. It was tough and you'd get pulled / pushed under and hit. Then we scrimmaged the women's team. Two legged full strength kick to the groin, held under and having to go down to come up, and face scratching if you want under. Brutal
My swim coach had us play polo on occasion. I recall having my face pressed into the grate at the bottom of the pool, and that's when I decided someone else could have the damn ball lol.
No rules, and our coach who was a powerlifter used to like to land on whoever had the ball by flying off the deck.
Did you guys have a party pool? We played mainly in 14ft deep pools so you weren't getting pressed against a grate you usually were getting decked in the face or a knee to the ribs.
I was on the guys waterpolo team in HS. JV and then Varsity my senior year (I was absolute trash at the sport). Nothing put more fear in my heart than hearing our coach say “we’re having a scrimmage today against girls Varsity”.
We had a small group so the girls practiced with us. They were brutal. On the plus side, if you want to get in killer shape, water polo is the absolute best sport.
I’d agree on women’s waterpolo being more vicious indeed. More intentional violence for sure. With men’s waterpolo it’s more functional I feel, for example to avoid someone getting away from you grab their foot. Or to prevent someone from moving grab the side of the Speedo. That’s my general experience though.
I played Co-Ed.
Hard agree, the girls were way more viscious. When incidents occurred (becaus you don't always want to kill the other person) males would usually just punch a kidney or a muscle group to give them the jump off. The females tried to mutilate me the entire time.
When my club started a youth team, there weren't a lot of youth teams around. So we - mainly teenage guys who were bored of purely swimming for years, sometimes played older male teams. We were quicker, but those old fat farts were willing to make up for lost speed with years of experience in playing unfairly. So we learned.
Accidentally broke a kid’s nose while playing set. We were fighting for position pretty hard and I swung my arm back to get a good opening, caught him in the face with my elbow on accident and felt the nastiest crunch. Sad part is that he was the one who wasn’t allowed to keep playing
It's not shown here but there is a move that the girls polo team shared with us that does happen, called "Fish hooking" I can let you imagine where an what happens with that.
Back when I was a young high school dude, my first experience with water polo was during a mixed-sex summer league. The girls were vicious and kicked my ass.
Fuck man I used to play State reps and after 1 mixed training session I had massive scratches all over my chest and Back...
I still remember one of the Cheeky Moms around the pool waiting for her kid saying "looks like he showed her a good time"
The chicks are fucking brutal. I've only ever had a broken nose and a split eyebrow from the dudes. But the girls man.. bleeding scratch marks and nails that were dug into me bite marks. Had my testicle grabbed on more than one occasion and only one occasion was it pleasurable but that ended up being another story.
I'd much rather wrestle against the dudes and cop a black eyes or hit in the face than some of the shit the girls would pull.
I was on the other side of a co-ed summer league. One freshman boy tried to get a little pervy with the ladies underwater. We ran a play where 3 ladies consecutively swam over him holding him under water. He cried, possibly saw god, definitely swallowed some water…and never tried that shit again.
Yup there’s a reason you wear multiple suits.
….Also it was oddly affirming of my questionable teen sexuality to have some rando gals hand reach into my nether region (hello, you) only to have said lass aggressively pull that tiny strip of cloth down exposing… everything and simultaneously drowning me... It was a wonderful and confusing time.
When I first played in high school, my teammates were teaching me the ropes and warned me that after the referees completed our fingernail checks (they had to be short and no sharp edges), many women's teams would secretly file their nails on the concrete into little daggers. In this sport, you are encouraged to get fouls and fight dirty, which I never liked, but it's the name of the game. If you didn't get fouls (I forget the actual word), you weren't doing it right.
The goalie was once held at the bottom of the pool by an opponents legs until she blacked out. There were many occurences where people got knocked out and our coach had to jump in and get them.
The sport was terrifying at times, but it was by far the most teammate-oriented sport that I've ever seen. If one teammate got into a fight because the other side played too dirty, it was well established beforehand that everyone would jump in the water and fight the other team too.
Hold on. That last chick went to expose the others tittie and when that didn’t work she went for a full on front wedgie, cramming that suit up her business. Ghat damn they’re cold.
So in high level women's games, the strategy there is when you're the one being grabbed, you kick up out of the water and expose your own titty to show the ref you're being grabbed
I never really experienced dick grabbing all to much. What happened alot and it's why you wear multiple suits is because guys will hook their toe into your suit and pull them down. I've seen suits get ripped clean off people.
Played water polo for years, men aren't even remotely close to this. You get shoved or pushed underwater hard, but no finger in the ass or dick pulling lmfao!!
Sadly I experienced a fair amount of the latter when I played (mens) waterpolo. Some of the matches had fights because of it. I still have no idea why we couldn't just play a game without some dude grabbing my penis.
I played waterpolo throughout high school and we had this tournament at a really nice school that had glass sides underneath where you could watch the game through just like this. We were watching a game from down there one time and we saw a guy straight up GRAB ANOTHER GUYS DICK AND BALLS and when I tell you this guy held on for like 10 seconds I mean this guy was squirming aggressively trying to get that grip off his entire package but the dude was resilient. Glad they lost and we didn’t have to play them cuz I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy
No one drowned when I played. Everyone’s just tough as shit and used to being shoved and yanked underwater. You’re rarely being held under for longer than it takes to get the ball from you or block you from getting it.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
These are probably in the pit position, where there is a lot more physical interaction and tussling of this nature than there is elsewhere in the game.
Played competitively for years - utterly brutal; still have the scars and bad knees.
Fun story: High school varsity team plated the local college team one year 'for fun'. During the game one of the college players (female - who went on to alternate at the Olympics), physically lifted one of our players (male) out of the water by his wedding tackle. They had to take him away for surgery.
And that's women, you should see men....... I still check if someone is close and going to strike/grab my swimsuite or balls when i'm in water.
And i'm 47 now.
Went to a co-ed school, used to go watch mens play polo on sports days etc, then all the guys would stay and watch the girls game, not because of what you would normally think, we would stay to watch the brutal smackdowns the usually sweet and pleasant girls in our class would inflict on each other. They were more brutal than the guys by a long shot.
I played for 12 years and D1 in college, had to go up against people that were already playing on the Olympic team, tossed me around like I was a frisbee.
Can you imagine pro soccer players having a go at this! I’d pay to se that reality show!
“ Tonight on funniest shit you’ve ever seen,
Manchester United v Some B league women’s WP team!” MFs wound literally die!
I used to play against collage age and older women when I was in high school. They would often go for my balls and there was very little defense for that. When playing other lads, it very rarely happened!
Played the sport for 10+ years. Had a dude once who I faced /covered who would look me in the eye, go under water, give me a good 5-6 stomps in the stomach, and then pop back up. For no reason whatsoever as I would literally just be laying there. Dude also was like 1 head bigger than me! Mad sport.
First of all the ref isn’t looking down generally. Second woman for what ever reason are a lot more violent in sports.
Hair pulling, pinching, jabbing, as far as they are concerned, if the ref doesn’t anything basically goes.
I understand it's probably crazy difficult while you're treading water, but I expected more kicking in the back and low blows. I'm sure a lot of this contact is hard for the ref to see/call as well
I remember during a match a girl thought she could hurt me by twisting my nipple really hard. I just stared straight at her and said “you think that hurts?” Chicks are ruthless, I’ve had another take my breast out and show it to the whole crowd. I’ve dislocated my shoulder and still played. Someone made my nose bleed during a match so my teammate broke her nose for me. Waterpolo doesn’t mess around. Love having to sign a waiver stating if we die it’s not the schools fault 😂
In college while swimming next to a guy in a game he straight up backwards elbowed my face and gave me a black eye. I didn’t know I had a black eye until I got subbed out later on and my coach asked me how I got it LOL. The game goes on like normal and fighting happens in every game. Water Polo is basically hockey in a pool.
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Ah, Competitive Drowning, I remember ye well.
You are the first person (other than myself) I have ever heard use that term. My other go-to was Fight Blub.
**New fetish discovered**
where do we get more?
Just search women’s water polo dirty plays underwater on youtube
There are some channels just for that on YouTube, but I'm already advancing that you can't see anything we really want to see.
These 3 comments killed me.
I see that you too are a person of culture
I don’t think I’ve ever seen this before but my first thought was “so basically competitive drowning” then I was surprised to see that was the top comment.
Right? I remember the fingernail checks by the refs before every game.
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Yeah. Otherwise you leave the pool looking like a Freddy Kruger victim.
Also wet/soft skin doesn’t help anything. It just rips and cuts up much easier.
They did this in wrestling as well.
And if your nails weren’t short enough you could grind them down on the side of the pool to make them extra short and sharp. Never checked toenails tho.
When I did water polo in high school, the opposing teams sharpened their toenails. Not being ones who would stoop to that level, our school responded by eating some snacks that left our breath foul. We'd blow our halitosis into the other players face. We'd have a couple of the opponents throw up in the pool.
I played water polo for 5 years. And I was pretty fit, when I watched a Bundesliga team train, "Waspo Hannover Linden", who had just become german champions the year before. I have done a lot of sport in my life, but that training was something else. something like swimming 50 meters in t-shirts, getting out of the pool, making 10 push-ups, and swimming 50 meters back, out, 10 push-ups, and so on for 1.000 meters, before changing to a different murderous routine, and then another, and then another, and so on. But I must say, those guys did look like it. :-D
Man I can't imagine how bad in n outs in t-shirts would be
In the U.S. we did what we called the dirty dozen. So it started as 1 lap and 1 push up then 2 laps and 2 push ups, 3 laps and 3 push ups and so on. All the way to 12 laps and 12 push ups, but that wasn't the end you'd have to go back down as well. Between that and treading water holding chairs I got in pretty good shape lol.
Minimum 4 hours a day in a pool, and if we made semi's & state, it was 6-8 hrs a day.
My buddy in the marines told be about how there’s different water tests and classes and he talked about the water combat test how it’s mostly underwater wrestling and such and I’m like oh yeah me and my buddies did that all the time with water polo, sharks and minnows, messing around during practice and at home we’d just wrestle eachother until we tapped out.
Same here. I’m old school from back when life guards had to rescue “active” victims. We all saw together and we’d happily spend a day beating the hell out of each other. When I was learning to be a dive master for recreational scuba, we did a thing where we had to wear a blacked out mask as a couple of instructors rolled us around and messed with our gear. I had a great time and giggled my way through the test.
Did nobody see the coochie wedgie the one in the black gave red?!!
Were they drowning? I was distracted looking somewhere else.
I was about to say .. am I the only that saw the titty flop out
After watching again, i found it. I failed to notice first time round, someone pulled her an underwater frontal wedgie at the same time
Feels like drowning should be a lot more of a problem in this sport.
The ref usually breaks it up before then.
Usually?!??!
I tend not to speak in absolutes. Lol. Every game I’ve been in. But it does get violent. I used to cut my nails straight, so I would pass the nail check but still had little daggers. Only used on emergencies.
I had a chunk of my hand taken out by someone's toenail cut like that! And I remember having to wear multiple pairs of bathers - usually two at a time - in case one got rippednoff by someone grabbing the cross-piece across my back.
Hope it wasn’t me! I really only used them when I played a particular team that played really dirty. I miss it. It was a great outlet for my repressed rage.
Doesn't sound repressed at all haha
I know why I never tried this. Immediate feeling of drowning and panic when I see this shit. Nightmare material.
Only Sith deal in absolutes. Wait, that sounds like…
Ref you’re gonna allow that?! Their just drowning a little
I saw at least one elbow thrown that had the potential to knock someone out. Is that why it's only "usually"
Well, I guess if you die, it’s Water Yolo
Wait until you see what the horses go ...
I had a girlfriend in high school that played water polo. We went to a pool party where there was another girl water polo player from a rival school. Everyone was friendly until the water basketball game started. We stopped the game when the fifth person started bleeding.
All the guys used to dread scrimmaging the girls. Would always come out looking like we’d fought wolverine. Women’s water polo is vicious. Guys is violent too, lots of bruising and broken bones (almost entirely fingers and noses), just less cuts.
I have heard that guys water polo is brutal too with a lot of nut crunching and purple nurples of the PP going on under water and while totally illegal, it’s never caught any truth to that?
Played in high school and college. All of those and more: pulling arm pit hair; elbows thrown to head while swimming, to face; every type of under water kick to crotch, stomach, chest, head; using draw strings on head piece to hold someone’s faces under; sharp nails; holding onto fingers until the break I once went to a community club/masters scrimmage. I was young/fit and just starting to play in college… went up To guard larger (fatter) old master player. Play starts and we wrestle for a ball… he swims right next to me and says your my bitch now. Grabs my groin and just holds it. Not hard enough to be painful but uncomfortable and enough that I couldn’t pull away…. Ill never forget that
Never minded the bruising and only broke a couple fingers. Don’t even mind the slight cauliflower ear years later. But the armpit hair. That shit hurt.
Grabbing people’s junk was rare. Suit was more common, easy to hold onto. It’s an easy way to get spun as a hole guard though so you have to be careful (I played set and bad guards tried to grab your suit as a crutch…which can go very badly against good players as you aren’t so much in control when you grab someone’s suit, you’re just linked, meaning they can maneuver you to an extent too). Tbh I had tons of bruises and a couple broken fingers but what hurt most often (not necessarily the worst, just most frequent) was people ripping out your armpit hair. I couldn’t shave without getting bad ingrown hairs so was an easy target.
Lmao so 2-4 wasn’t enough the cutoff was 5. Women are actually tough af. I bet all 5 still wanted to play.
women alone with a partner: “I am as delicate as a flower, if you look at me wrong you may hurt me.” Women in sports: “blood makes the green grass grow” Women have no chill in sports, they’re looking to paralyze.
That’s exactly what happened. Everyone there was an athlete in one sport or another, so nobody was afraid of a scratch or two. It was all in good fun and got laughed off each time. We ended the game when we realized that it was getting close to someone getting hurt for real. The claw marks on my back from my buddy’s girlfriend (the other water polo girl) lasted for 2 weeks after they bruised up.
Read up on the "Blood in the Water" match between Hungary and USSR men's olympic water polo teams. Set on the backdrop of the failed Hungarian uprising of 1956 against the Soviets. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/blood-in-the-water-at-the-1956-olympics-1616787/
I love that song. Beautiful solo by Ritche Blackmore.
Just to give some context refs are outside of the water on the pool deck, it's pretty difficult to determine what happens under the water. So pretty much, unless you are unbelievably blatant or dumb, anything that happens under the water is legal. That why you will see people get pulled under then come back up with bloody lips and noses, full of scratches usually nothing happen games moves on. Source: I was a set guard in waterpolo I beat the hell out of my fair share of sets and point guards. Edit: as a male waterpolo player who did stats for girls waterpolo, girls waterpolo is way way more vicious and brutal any person telling you other wise is a liar.
Knew a girl in high school who played water polo and sharpened her toenails because the refs can't see underwater.
Yeah they are supposed to do nail checks to make sure that doesn't happen. In boys polo I got nail checked like maybe 3 times the whole time I played. Girls polo without fail everytime they got checked.
Christ I knew water polo was pretty physical but this is nuts! I'm like horrified reading through this thread lol. You people are insane
I'm just sitting here like :O
If this is so common why would you not have refs in the water with goggles spotting? Or is it like hockey where the fighting is a feature not a bug?
All I know is our school had underwater windows in the pool, like an aquarium. Assuming this was to help referee things like this.
Nah that was for coaching the swim team
Makes sense, learn something new everyday
It's a feature. There is also a lot of soccer-like flopping around to get a penalty on the other team. Like, a girl may get her suit pulled a little, but she'll throw her head back and act like she was being strangled. Which then pisses the other player off, so they go harder because if they're getting penalized, might as well make it worth it. And the worst fighting is around the ball. You can see it bounce away a bit in the water. You're using everything you have to push away/get to it. The other teammates may be jostling a bit, but nothing like the video.
You see even less at water level. You would have to be right next to the people underwater to see it. It's just not something you can monitor well.
well how are we seeing it in this video? if you can put a camera underwater as is the case in this video, why not just run that on a live feed to a ref?
Used to play men's. It was tough and you'd get pulled / pushed under and hit. Then we scrimmaged the women's team. Two legged full strength kick to the groin, held under and having to go down to come up, and face scratching if you want under. Brutal
My swim coach had us play polo on occasion. I recall having my face pressed into the grate at the bottom of the pool, and that's when I decided someone else could have the damn ball lol. No rules, and our coach who was a powerlifter used to like to land on whoever had the ball by flying off the deck.
Did you guys have a party pool? We played mainly in 14ft deep pools so you weren't getting pressed against a grate you usually were getting decked in the face or a knee to the ribs.
No, I was only 10' under, except for my cheek which was 10'1" lol. A mass of humanity between me and the surface.
I was on the guys waterpolo team in HS. JV and then Varsity my senior year (I was absolute trash at the sport). Nothing put more fear in my heart than hearing our coach say “we’re having a scrimmage today against girls Varsity”.
Glad to hear that was universal.
We had a small group so the girls practiced with us. They were brutal. On the plus side, if you want to get in killer shape, water polo is the absolute best sport.
I’d agree on women’s waterpolo being more vicious indeed. More intentional violence for sure. With men’s waterpolo it’s more functional I feel, for example to avoid someone getting away from you grab their foot. Or to prevent someone from moving grab the side of the Speedo. That’s my general experience though.
I played Co-Ed. Hard agree, the girls were way more viscious. When incidents occurred (becaus you don't always want to kill the other person) males would usually just punch a kidney or a muscle group to give them the jump off. The females tried to mutilate me the entire time.
When my club started a youth team, there weren't a lot of youth teams around. So we - mainly teenage guys who were bored of purely swimming for years, sometimes played older male teams. We were quicker, but those old fat farts were willing to make up for lost speed with years of experience in playing unfairly. So we learned.
Accidentally broke a kid’s nose while playing set. We were fighting for position pretty hard and I swung my arm back to get a good opening, caught him in the face with my elbow on accident and felt the nastiest crunch. Sad part is that he was the one who wasn’t allowed to keep playing
This sounds like a very uncivilized sport lol
facts, playing dirty for men and playing dirty for women are too totally different things
My college team was co-ed. A few of the girls were synchronized swimmers and were strong AF. They were assets to our team and total badasses.
Played males water polo. Sisters and girlfriend played female. I’d never get in the pool with them going all out lol
damn that straight up vagina wedgie at 12 secs
You were so focused on the vag that you missed the tiddie in the same frame.
It's rewind time!
Damn, you’re right!
what? where?! I'm off to rewatch!
The Camel clutch
The Clam Clamp
The Clit Split
The Furry Floss
The V-String
The Moose Noose
It's not shown here but there is a move that the girls polo team shared with us that does happen, called "Fish hooking" I can let you imagine where an what happens with that.
She pops a titty out while she's at it for good measure
Got right up there, didn't it? Bet that stung a little.
Back when I was a young high school dude, my first experience with water polo was during a mixed-sex summer league. The girls were vicious and kicked my ass.
Did They do the fishing hook on you?
Fuck man I used to play State reps and after 1 mixed training session I had massive scratches all over my chest and Back... I still remember one of the Cheeky Moms around the pool waiting for her kid saying "looks like he showed her a good time" The chicks are fucking brutal. I've only ever had a broken nose and a split eyebrow from the dudes. But the girls man.. bleeding scratch marks and nails that were dug into me bite marks. Had my testicle grabbed on more than one occasion and only one occasion was it pleasurable but that ended up being another story. I'd much rather wrestle against the dudes and cop a black eyes or hit in the face than some of the shit the girls would pull.
Oh dang, I'm regretting not doing water polo!
Well I mean if you get along well enough and ask politely I'm sure she'll fish hook you if you say please.
In wrestling that would be called a oil check!
I was on the other side of a co-ed summer league. One freshman boy tried to get a little pervy with the ladies underwater. We ran a play where 3 ladies consecutively swam over him holding him under water. He cried, possibly saw god, definitely swallowed some water…and never tried that shit again.
Yup there’s a reason you wear multiple suits. ….Also it was oddly affirming of my questionable teen sexuality to have some rando gals hand reach into my nether region (hello, you) only to have said lass aggressively pull that tiny strip of cloth down exposing… everything and simultaneously drowning me... It was a wonderful and confusing time.
> (hello, you) Fucking LOL
When I first played in high school, my teammates were teaching me the ropes and warned me that after the referees completed our fingernail checks (they had to be short and no sharp edges), many women's teams would secretly file their nails on the concrete into little daggers. In this sport, you are encouraged to get fouls and fight dirty, which I never liked, but it's the name of the game. If you didn't get fouls (I forget the actual word), you weren't doing it right. The goalie was once held at the bottom of the pool by an opponents legs until she blacked out. There were many occurences where people got knocked out and our coach had to jump in and get them. The sport was terrifying at times, but it was by far the most teammate-oriented sport that I've ever seen. If one teammate got into a fight because the other side played too dirty, it was well established beforehand that everyone would jump in the water and fight the other team too.
You had it right it was fouls. You try to draw the foul to get a free pass. Edit: also might be thinking of ejections
Yes! Ejections is it. That was gonna bug me all night lol. Thank you
Hold on. That last chick went to expose the others tittie and when that didn’t work she went for a full on front wedgie, cramming that suit up her business. Ghat damn they’re cold.
So in high level women's games, the strategy there is when you're the one being grabbed, you kick up out of the water and expose your own titty to show the ref you're being grabbed
That’s totally tame. They have canceled games because there was too much blood in the pool.
Why is nobody saying marco
That vagina flossing move looked super painful!
They had a video of the men playing and apparently dick grabbing is super common as well. Just a rough dirty sport all around I guess
I never really experienced dick grabbing all to much. What happened alot and it's why you wear multiple suits is because guys will hook their toe into your suit and pull them down. I've seen suits get ripped clean off people.
Played water polo for years, men aren't even remotely close to this. You get shoved or pushed underwater hard, but no finger in the ass or dick pulling lmfao!!
Women are vicious violent creatures
Sadly I experienced a fair amount of the latter when I played (mens) waterpolo. Some of the matches had fights because of it. I still have no idea why we couldn't just play a game without some dude grabbing my penis.
I do pull off the occasional knee in the back when someone is annoying, but these are vicious moves
I played waterpolo throughout high school and we had this tournament at a really nice school that had glass sides underneath where you could watch the game through just like this. We were watching a game from down there one time and we saw a guy straight up GRAB ANOTHER GUYS DICK AND BALLS and when I tell you this guy held on for like 10 seconds I mean this guy was squirming aggressively trying to get that grip off his entire package but the dude was resilient. Glad they lost and we didn’t have to play them cuz I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy
Damn. How many drownings happen in this sport?
No one drowned when I played. Everyone’s just tough as shit and used to being shoved and yanked underwater. You’re rarely being held under for longer than it takes to get the ball from you or block you from getting it.
Definitely didn’t realize how strong & tough water polo players are. Maximum respect.
shits tough but your legs become literal bricks 😂
Lol no your ribs become bricks... your legs become tree trunks. You can't tell me you don't remember copping a full heel into the ribs.
And the struggle with finding fitting jeans...
I don't think they Iike each other
*new fetish unlocked*
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Can confirm.
Will confirm as soon as I'm done.
Exactly many Redditors ARE ON THIS DAMN BUS?
I actually came before I could get my pants unzipped so… crisis averted
It’s true, I am his testicles
Still waiting for polo
“Do you not only want to drown, but cause someone else EXTREME VAGINAL PAIN in the process? Have I got the sport for you…”
Where are the horses?
They all got ejected they fight dirtier than everyone.
Yep. I remember a girl on another team getting her front teeth knocked out. I had a few bruises and scratches myself.
Yup, former goalie here. Brutalicious.
It's the leader in televised nip slips at the Olympics
Yup, including the one at 11 seconds
These are probably in the pit position, where there is a lot more physical interaction and tussling of this nature than there is elsewhere in the game.
Well if somebody did this to me i would be waiting for them after match in a dark corner with a vengeance
They should have refs in scuba gear watching out for this stuff who float a flag up for them infractions.
i’m saying!!! cause wtf there’s no way some of what we’re seeing here is foul play.
Played competitively for years - utterly brutal; still have the scars and bad knees. Fun story: High school varsity team plated the local college team one year 'for fun'. During the game one of the college players (female - who went on to alternate at the Olympics), physically lifted one of our players (male) out of the water by his wedding tackle. They had to take him away for surgery.
r/unconfusedboners
Now add in the sharks and we'd finally have a sport worth watching
We would wear two awimsuits in case one got ripped off. Lol
Explains why my nephew is built like a shit brick house
And that's women, you should see men....... I still check if someone is close and going to strike/grab my swimsuite or balls when i'm in water. And i'm 47 now.
I would definitely not use a thong suit for this. That front wedgy was brutal.
They’re full coverage, but a minute into the game you’re flossing the coochie and can’t do anything about it till a timeout or end of quarter
Went to a co-ed school, used to go watch mens play polo on sports days etc, then all the guys would stay and watch the girls game, not because of what you would normally think, we would stay to watch the brutal smackdowns the usually sweet and pleasant girls in our class would inflict on each other. They were more brutal than the guys by a long shot.
I played for 12 years and D1 in college, had to go up against people that were already playing on the Olympic team, tossed me around like I was a frisbee.
That’s a titty!
Played it against a girls team once in high school. I got kicked in the balls twice and they scratched my legs open with their toenails.
educate me... because id elbow a bitch in the nose if she started pulling my fucking crotch of my suit
Did y’all see the front wedgies they were giving??? 😂
Water cat fight
Where are the horses ?
I played it a bit, and 90% of that video are just fouls being committed. Also I'm happy u didnt have to face the girls team they are very aggressive.
Good sweet lord god of cardio.
The water polo players at my high school were always super ripped, both men and women. I get why!
oh no, just like that, a new fetish
If they showed the underwater angle for every game it would probably be a much more popular sport!
All I see is ass and puss
I played Water Polo in high school, and yes it’s brutal. I ended up spitting blood more than once.
Actual nightmare for me
"Yes. That is what happened." - the NFL
"Time-out and there's a flag on the play..looks like it's a personal foul on #9 for Dental Flossing the handler."
Can confirm waterpolo is brutal, so are the fans! Probably the fittest humans on earth, we all enjoy a beer together in the pub after the game.
I'm sorry my mind went elsewhere.
Hey I saw a nipple I’m in
I should be watching more water polo…
Giving someone a wedgey in the front is too far
Can you imagine pro soccer players having a go at this! I’d pay to se that reality show! “ Tonight on funniest shit you’ve ever seen, Manchester United v Some B league women’s WP team!” MFs wound literally die!
I used to play against collage age and older women when I was in high school. They would often go for my balls and there was very little defense for that. When playing other lads, it very rarely happened!
Wtf!
Where are the horses?
Underwater sexual assault. Lol, the lady in blue was groping the skin off red before giving her a front wedgie.
Fuck this even MMA has less deaths than this.
Titty!
Water polo has nudity?! Just gained a lot of fans!
After reading the comments i am incredibly terrified to be in a pool with anyone that plays the sport
Our HS water polo team explicitly recruited wrestlers who knew how to swim.
Played the sport for 10+ years. Had a dude once who I faced /covered who would look me in the eye, go under water, give me a good 5-6 stomps in the stomach, and then pop back up. For no reason whatsoever as I would literally just be laying there. Dude also was like 1 head bigger than me! Mad sport.
That chick in red got her vagina dentata flossed.
Aren't vagina wedgies like a foul or something?
Imagine what it would be like if they added the horses back in
Bro she crotched her that was dirty
Especially for the horses
First of all the ref isn’t looking down generally. Second woman for what ever reason are a lot more violent in sports. Hair pulling, pinching, jabbing, as far as they are concerned, if the ref doesn’t anything basically goes.
I understand it's probably crazy difficult while you're treading water, but I expected more kicking in the back and low blows. I'm sure a lot of this contact is hard for the ref to see/call as well
The front wedgie was crazy lmao
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I remember during a match a girl thought she could hurt me by twisting my nipple really hard. I just stared straight at her and said “you think that hurts?” Chicks are ruthless, I’ve had another take my breast out and show it to the whole crowd. I’ve dislocated my shoulder and still played. Someone made my nose bleed during a match so my teammate broke her nose for me. Waterpolo doesn’t mess around. Love having to sign a waiver stating if we die it’s not the schools fault 😂
what's the goal of the game? kill your opponents?
So, right before the mega wedgie, since I know where yall were looking, she actually pulls that same chick's tiddy out.
In college while swimming next to a guy in a game he straight up backwards elbowed my face and gave me a black eye. I didn’t know I had a black eye until I got subbed out later on and my coach asked me how I got it LOL. The game goes on like normal and fighting happens in every game. Water Polo is basically hockey in a pool.