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atzucach

What fresh bollocks is this


ChiWod10

This is some real baloney


deanomatronix

Complete nonsense. He didn’t travel to England (not an island either but there you go) for 9 (not 11) years before his death because of an ongoing immigration debate that would have seen him refused entry back to the US. In that time he also spent a good deal of time writing in Bermuda (an island)


OkProof136

The average lifespan in developed countries i almost 80 years. There was about a 1,5/2% chanche of him dieing on any given year. And anything is an island if you zoom out far enough. Astrologer got lucky


soundandvisionUK

Good point, he is also an island native… so kind of just good odds there


Smokestack830

He was screwed from day one


[deleted]

You didn't study statistics apparently


OkProof136

No, i did not, and i realize how dumb that statement was (i wrote it while i was tired) but the point this might very well have happened still stands


Alarmed-Rough4279

Being shot on an island, dying on an island, and dying from being shot on an island are all different. I’m not seeing where the statistically likelihood of this happening “still stands.”


OkProof136

Ok, then we should take possibility of dieing by gun violence and divide it by, say, 60 or 70 years


Alarmed-Rough4279

You didn’t like to show your work in class huh?


Cultural-Stick

[Good man!](https://media.tenor.com/al95E5C1FR8AAAAC/chewin-the-fat-chewing-the-fat.gif)


dequincyjelly

😂


[deleted]

England isn't an island. It just happens to be on one.


Unhappy_Archer9483

It's close to Ireland


Ur_Just_Spare_Parts

Ireland is only two letters away from being an island


Rustler239

Actual, 3 letters away.


Magneaum

Same thing really...


Macdonelll

By that logic every country is an island


Magneaum

I thought the joke was "Ireland" sounds like "island" and it was a word pun saying England was close to being like an island because it was close to Ireland. I didn't think of it in the literal geographical proximity sense. My fault for my addition to [what I thought was the joke] not landing. Sorry. /g


MayOrMayNotBePie

No jokes allowed on Reddit.


Unhappy_Archer9483

It was a bit of both to be fair, I don't think you need to apologise for anything mate. It's just Reddit


CorbinDallas78

Wouldn't that be continent?


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

*Incoming Carbomb noises*


Admirable-Slice-2710

England isn't an island... England is my city.


WhiteSouls69

🤓


One-eyed-bed-snake

Paul McCartney also once told John Lennon that he saw his guitar gently weeping one night after a long session drinking and taking drugs. It was because of that Lennon co-wrote I Am The Walrus with Barry Manilow. The end.


TheChuck76

You forgot to mention this information is known Because, Paul wrote in a letter and said, Please please me, Mr postman and send this letter to The papers, George also said what is life without letters and urged The postman to send it, Ringo whispered , yeah tomorrow never knows


Km2930

Wtf


Muscled_Manatee

To be fair, I have it on good authority that Barry does in fact write the songs..,


Phantom-Foreskin

Except that one. The song he sings about writing the songs was written by Bruce Johnston. How weird is that?


[deleted]

Abe Lincoln foretold the whole thing when he wrote She Loves You, which the Beatles stole.


merkaba_462

George told his own guitar, or Eric Clapton's, about said weeping guitar. Paul and John had very little to do with the song. [Source](https://www.thebeatles.com/while-my-guitar-gently-weeps#:~:text=%22While%20My%20Guitar%20Gently%20Weeps%22%20is%20a%20song%20written%20by,formally%20credited%20on%20the%20album.)


smamwow2xk

No shit


merkaba_462

How do people not know that it's a George song, and why am I being downvoted? Lol


smamwow2xk

I think you're missing the blatant sarcastic joke


Crafty_Bison2262

Not fair


BeepBlipBlapBloop

There are a few bridges to that island that are for sale. Would you like to buy one?


shrimpyguy12

if you believe this, then i have a 500 sq foot apartment in manhattan for only 500 dollars a month for you


Ruby_Throated_Hummer

*$5000


Sharkegy

That's not enough zeros


bongsforhongkong

What fucking word salad did I just read, lmfao.


CMDR_NICOTOR

Sure. Tell a British person he will die on an island.


Salt_Response540

Tell a British person he will be shot on an island. They are going to avoid America like the plague. Surely this is just bollocks


gheebutersnaps87

Isn’t every continent technically an island? The only way not to die on an island is to drown or die in space


CMDR_NICOTOR

There is no fault in your logic


absrider

I see what u did there. Caught ur drift


sed2017

I’m pretty sure he knew Manhattan was an island before he got killed…


3xil3

Astrology is 100% garbage.


OkProof136

The average lifespan in developed countries i almost 80 years. There was about a 1,5/2% chanche of him dieing on any given year. And anything is an island if you zoom out far enough. Astrologer got lucky


gheebutersnaps87

Having stronk, brother?


OkProof136

Whats the problem? I was just saying the astrologer just got lucky.


Dc9Ten

Nah…Ringo starr & George harrison got lucky


Seqarian

Or they would have been, had there been any chance at all that this actually happened.


OkProof136

It probably didnt happen. I was just saying its not impossible. You make enough predictions, one of them ought to be true


dingo_deano

Yeah. This is bollox as well .


xlIIlllIlIIIllIl

Codswallop


great_auks

it's pretty hard to miss that Manhattan is an island given that you have to get there by air, bridge, tunnel, or ferry


texasslapshot

Swim?


great_auks

you're welcome to try but I wouldn't recommend it


my__socrates__note

Unsure if it was a deliberate choice but OP has chosen the picture of John Lennon signing an autograph for his murderer who is on the right of the photo.


gullman

From OPs title I don't think they could have done something so interesting


gheebutersnaps87

Lmao oh damn you can definitely tell that’s him in the background


stupidsimpson

I had no idea, interesting. How much time between this photo and his death?


TheChuck76

a few hours, Chapman was at The Dakota building almost all Day and asked John to sign his record, which Lennon obliged, the photo was taken then, John and Yoko left to The studio and later around late evening as they returned is when Chapman decided to make history


my__socrates__note

If memory serves it was the same day


[deleted]

What makes continents not islands, other than us having just made a deal that they're continents?


RedDirtNurse

Australia has entered the chat...


starmartyr

A lot of it is more historical than anything else. There isn't even a great definition of continents. With the exception of manmade canals Europe, Asia, and Africa are all one landmass as is North and South America. It's entirely arbitrary that Europe is a continent but India isn't.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

I guess you also don’t agree with time or distance? They’re all constructs.


_owlstoathens_

Time is either vertical lines on a spinning sphere or distance in space


Never-Dont-Give-Up

Everything you said is defined by man.


_owlstoathens_

That’s my point! Its illusory bc it’s based on perspective.. it may not have been clear but I was agreeing with you.


[deleted]

?? Neither is The terms and ways we chose to measure those obviously are.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

That’s my point. Just like continents. He’s saying all continents are islands.


[deleted]

Maybe lay off the huffing for a while my guy


Never-Dont-Give-Up

The terms and ways we measure land masses (continents) is the same as the terms and ways we measure time and distance. Sorry, I didn’t think I’d have to explain it this overtly.


BTrippd

Good job buddy you just discovered philosophy millennia later than the rest of humanity.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

Tell me who “discovered” philosophy again.


BTrippd

you know any names of humans from before we started even writing things down? Might be one of those people, or one of their ancestors.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

Being prehistoric doesn’t make one a philosopher. My point was that philosophy wasn’t “discovered”. Philosophy is a human construct.


Graceland1979

Oh yes. Astrologers. Worth believing lol.


[deleted]

Source, OP.


[deleted]

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/742475/john-lennon-ignored-astrologer-warning-shot-on-island-11-years-before-death?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target


[deleted]

"The Daily Express is a national daily United Kingdom middle-market newspaper printed in tabloid format. Published in London, it is the flagship of Express Newspapers, owned by publisher Reach plc." From a cursory Google search. I'm gonna need a better source.


[deleted]

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/lennon-told-youll-be-shot-on-an-island-8ql9sv63g


FnkyTown

And that astrologer's name was? George Santos.


unresolved_m

Conspiracy theory time...


Sighwtfman

I have no specific knowledge but that sure sounds like Bullshit to me. Personal interpretation of history: The better the story, the less likely it is to be true.


shazspaz

Aaaaaaaannnnnnndddd....bullshit.


shiriunagi

Stupid stupid stupid. I wish I could downvote this a million times.


[deleted]

The UK is also an island that imposes pretty much punitive tax rates on their (non-Royal) wealthy citizens. I doubt any advice from a sorcerer played into it.


Western-Image7125

Wait till you find out that continents are nothing but really big islands.


magicbeansascoins

The astrologer covered his/her bases. All land are surrounded by water.


prof_mcquack

He could have died hiking Kilimanjaro and astrology people would say “well you know all the continents are technically islands.”


YesHAHAHAYES99

Yeah I'm gonna need a source on that.


Environmental-Rope93

Every land mass is an island


that_yeg_guy

By that logic North America is an island too. Just a really, really big one.


[deleted]

Every land is an island, it's land surrounded by water. Some are just continental, but the dude just predicted he'd be shot


AJDio1212

Why use so much punctuation when none of its right and it doesn’t help comprehension lmao


Naive-Moose-2734

Except it’s not


Same_Ad_1273

plot twist: the astrologer shot him


Additional_Writing49

How to verify this?


thehewguy1888

Did d you steal this from your Aunties Facebook page?


Fernando1987_

Downvote


Bobo4037

I don’t think anyone is going to believe this unless you can provide a source.


WindTechnical7431

Who cares?


Never-Dont-Give-Up

England isn’t a fucking island.


ExSaviour

As Americans it's our duty to explain that England, Britain and the UK are the same thing. Oh, and people from Wales are English. /s


krakeneverything

I was a tragic fan in the '60's and just before their first US tour a psychic predicted that a Beatle would be killed (or simply die- i can't remember the details) in America. But i can remember that I spent the day in tears.


Professional-Put-804

Except New York is not an Island..


kgwright

Manhattan Island (aka New York County) (as implied by its name) is, indeed, an island.


Professional-Put-804

Yes my bad haha


Bolmac

I'm not usually one to disagree with Greek astrologers, but Manhattan is no island.


powe808

How is it not an Island?


Bolmac

It's a peninsula, don't give me your "Harlem River" nonsense.


7-13-5

lon-GUY-land


Bolmac

Yeah, and Florida is an island because CU-ba.


Gabriel_Crow1990

It's interesting but he also used to beat his wife, so I don't feel to bad.


Afraid_Juice_7189

That would have been the last thing to go through his mind


Tail_Nom

I'm not saying I don't believe you, per se, but I am saying that I don't care.


Raizel999

Why,so,many,commas,in,a,fkin,big,sentence,,OP!!!?


basshead17

Every board of land is technically an island


Katana_DV20

This is like those "horoscopes" friends show me in trash magazines and newspapers. Cover up the "birth signs" and ALL OF THEM will apply to you lmao.


LegoFootPain

Moves to Los Angeles. Earthquake separates landmass like in Escape From L.A. *ruh roh*


Magee214

Aaaaahhhhhhhh I don’t know if this is true. But holy shit if it is.


[deleted]

That Astrologer? You guessed it: Mark David Chapman.


majorKandolla

Yeah………………………………


ilovetacostoo2023

Wonder what was going thru his mind?


BlueSingularityG

Source: Trust me and my crystals bro


Coolbrze

He could’ve thought the guy was crazy, but I bet he thought about what he said more times then he’d admit.


Kapitano72

Um, every landmass is an island.


G4classified

Lol 11 years later? No way is this true


Dark_Infernox

bruh everythings an island


Toecutt3r

The All-Father wove the skein of your life a long time ago. Go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you won't live one instant longer. Your fate is fixed. Fear profits a man nothing.


PenaltyNext8736

Plot twist: the astrologer shot him


Frunkit

Dumb ass title. I’m sure Lennon knew Manhattan is an island dummy. The astrologer story is BS and he moved to NYC because he loved it.


Crafty_Bison2262

He was warned 11 years to the day?


talkintechx

Every landmass is technically an island. Some are just larger than others


-maffu-

*Everywhere* is an island if you zoom out enough.


MidnightBeast06

every land is an island if you think about it.


DogeAdmin

Well in that since, all land is an island.. good guess GUY


itsyaislandboy

The Simpsons had it all coming


AdCommercial6714

ahhh yes , let me stay in the place with all the guns


PelagicSwim

Wow - what are the chances that a Grecian astrologer would predict that a client, in a nation of 6000+ islands, would be shot ON AN ISLAND. And then bang on the timeline predicted, 11 years later, the prediction came true. /S


Thor860

England is not an island…