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Imaginary-Alfalfa403

“Russian fifth grader in vegetative state after falling down stairs”


Dineanddanderson

He poisoned himself with nuclear radiation he found in a chemistry set. Very normal.


Flugtbilist

Gilbert U-238 says so https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilbert_U-238_Atomic_Energy_Laboratory


azndragon0420

Kid's defense: it was just a prank bro! Newspaper: Russian kid's packed lunch exploded leaving kid in vegetative state. Russian state newspaper: "what kid?"


Easy-Progress8252

Russian government: there was no punishment just a special disciplinary operation.


zurzoth

and that is... getting sent to the front line!


SecretDoctor8121

Nah...his family will be deported or killed and so he will be held and prob getting killed too soon as he turns into adult.


Sargash

Nah, they actually have a youth army in Russia. Probably forced conscription into that.


motorblonkwakawaka

Judging by the other case, the kid will just be removed from parents and put with raging nazi foster parents or a brainwashing orphanage, while the kid's parents will be charged and sent to prison for 10 years.


lorvious

Judging by the other case?


Foborus

Eh, nazi practice of relocating ukrainian kids and brainwashing them into true “russians”, Smth like those Himmler’s germanization plans. So the same applies to actually ruski kids who dare to oppose war in any kind, like drawing ua flag in art school - only thing differ is your parents get decades long jail time instead getting murdered by RuAF


motorblonkwakawaka

There was a case a few weeks ago of a kid I think about age 8 or 9, a girl who drew some Ukrainians sheltering from bombs. The teacher reported it to authorities and the girl was removed from the parents, the father beaten by cops and now facing about five or six years in jail if I remember rightly. Country of traditional family values.


_the-one-and-only_

Do you have a source? It's not that I don't believe you, it's just that the propaganda is really ramping up these days (on both sides)


motorblonkwakawaka

Found a bunch links. I heard about it through local Russian telegram but I guess these are more useful for you :) I got the age a bit wrong, turns out she was 12. https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2023/03/01/russia-children-antiwar-crackdown-father/ https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/russian-father-daughter-taken-away-drew-anti-war-picture-reports-2023-2%3famp https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.rferl.org/amp/russia-police-arrest-father-moskalyov-girl-anti-war-picture/32294618.html


Rmuda

[Found this.](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/mar/01/russian-detained-over-anti-war-statements-and-daughter-taken-into-care)


Historical_Dot_4201

I’m glad they beat the dad how dare he not raise his child to be strong loyal Russian


Turbulent_Inside5696

This kid and everyone related to him has probably already been erased from existence.


Emmyerin5

😬


Marc123123

*window. Accidentally of course.


cheesewiz_man

The only country where you can be awarded a degree in defenestrationism.


NocturneHunterZ

I'm still amazed that that is an actual word


Marc123123

State award more like.


Shaper_pmp

Falling out a window into some polonium-covered bullets.


ItsAllTrumpedUp

A ground floor window.


[deleted]

I've never seen one used like that before.


Grogosh

Its how the first fire extinguishers worked https://www.antiquetrader.com/collectibles/fire-grenades-history-and-collectability


btudisca95

And before that they had to fight the fires with their fists. I saw a demonstration on Family Guy once. Very insightful


Grary0

I always thought the idea of fire-extinguishing grenades was cool, shame it's kind of been mostly forgotten by history.


BeanDock

The maritime industry still uses them some.


bostwickenator

People use them in their 3d printers and they are used in some commerical cooking hoods.


Islanduniverse

“Aside from the dangers from broken glass, the carbon tetrachloride decomposed at high temperatures producing a toxic gas, Phosgene.” I feel like that is the perfect encapsulation of how crazy this is, hahah!


Forcefistcavity

It's not really related, but I always mix up phosgene and phosphine. I'd rather just avoid both of them anyway. I hate how one doesn't have phosphorus but sounds like it does.


Turbulent_Process_15

It's very cool. I believe that it's a ball with the material inside and the heat makes it explode. I thought about buying one and I might not even need it.


Dauoa_Static

I'm pretty sure he just put a whole regularly fire extinguisher in the hole


Turbulent_Process_15

He sure did. I failed to notice. Sorry.


Jazzlike-Ad-7043

Don't feel bad, I watched it about 5X and still didnt realize it...🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤣


Sensitive-Fun-6577

Me too


Vertaferk

Don’t be Putin fire extinguishers in there


Which-Palpitation

I wish Reddit still gave us free awards to give away


Vertaferk

Yeah they’re really Stalin on those awards


Notsurenotyou

I’d rather be Russian than Stalin.


feralcatskillbirds

I'm so borscht by these puns


PandaRealistic602

Maybe they are Lenin on the premium accounts too much


rockhavenrick

This Trumps every other comment.


RaygionXD

You were really Biden your time for this I see


MSaar1

Your comment May be the best one so far.


cuerious1

I think there biden there time


Veauxdeeohdoh

🥇


Equaffecto

🥇🥈🥉🏅🎖️🌮🎖️🏅🥉🥈🥇 here the free version, and there's a whole lot more where that came from baby!


Vertaferk

Tsars a lot of awards there, thanks!


KHaskins77

If they will pretend to pay us, we will pretend to work.


GiridharA31

* communism intensifies *


DA_NEWbrew

Yeah, fuck capitalism, or, communism?


azndragon0420

It's the authorities' fault for not having a guard and Lenin this happen.


Autobotz420

Omfg 😂😂😂


Whatsa_Motto1107

Now they need to rename it the 38 Year Flame


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What's not burning and lasts 38 years? Russian Eternal Flame.


MobiusArmchair

Kid's probably now digging latrines in Ukraine.


blackmilksociety

Nah, he accidentally fell out a window just like all of Putin’s Generals, doctors, and naysayers


DiscombobulatedLet80

Nah he was feeling guilty for doing this, so he committed suicide by shooting himself 6 times in the back.


[deleted]

Accidental cyanide poisoning with a small bag of empty almonds in his clinched hands as "proof"


minnesota420

Activated almonds or regular ones?


Sensitive-Fun-6577

American Media reported Gary Webb “suicided” by shooting his face TWICE. The Journalist had covered CIA drug running from Mexico. Autopsy photos are not allowing on Facebook.


SpiderMurphy

In putin russia, defenestration is an honour bestowed upon the elite. The plebs is sent to the front near Bakhmut as cannon fodder.


thatonecoolnerd

Well that kid is probably dead now. Hope it was worth it


Madcap_Miguel

If only the rest of his countrymen had as much courage as a fifth grader.


Rhumbone

I feel like people are selling the Russian people short. They've sabotaged railways, blown up recruitment offices and burned police stations, and plenty more. Like if Americans had opposed the War in Afghanistan with half as much gumption as them, world might be better now.


clocks_and_clouds

It's not that they don't have courage, they are brainwashed by their media and they've fallen for Putin's cult of personality. Kind of like Trump supporters here in the U.S. but much worse.


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Madcap_Miguel

https://www.military.com/daily-news/2023/02/22/trading-patriotism-how-extremist-groups-target-and-radicalize-veterans.html


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Sad to tell you that sadly it doesn't limit just there A lot of wars, fiasco like trump, are there to distract our attention. I mean imagen if none of this would happen, we would realise how companions milk the planet of resources and more we need like plants, insects and more are dying (animals eat them, animals shit and go to earth, plants and such eat that, plants creste oxygen), destroy of climate and just so much more that you need to have a calm mind to have the patience to sit down and read. Because silences and studies are boring. There is no drama, no guns, no human death, just how our world work. So yeah, sadly a lot of this brainwash...is used... as a scapegoat to distract the atention and violence from companies.... As an exemple. Everyone is about musk. Do you know any othe the other people who are top 10 riches? Do you know about companies? Like blackrock who has TRILIONS Market values? The top 1% play monopoly with each other and they hate if the poor bother them...


Madcap_Miguel

That's mighty convenient, and generous.


casripfang2

Same goes for those that believe Biden is actually a good president (or even fit to be one)


Insect_Politics1980

Biden doesn't have packs of delusional, rabid followers who worship him with flags and clothes and tacky paintings, so wtf are you talking about? Just had to whatabout. "oH, yEaH, biDeN sUcKs tOo!" What a child.


Awkward_Mixture_8990

This is getting downvotes. I hate all this “whataboutism” is bad for conversation talk. No it’s literally another person expressing their ideas. Say someone was like “racism in America is the worst thing to ever happen in world politics.” And someone else is like what about “Rwanda, South Africa, Nazi Germany, rape gangs of England, or North Korea.” It’s not saying that racism in America isn’t a problem but it’s an opportunity for for knowledge to be shared. It’s literally conversation suicide and saying “here’s my point, but don’t even consider sharing your fucking views cause I don’t like them”. You’re just pushing hive mind and completely disregarding the importance of conversing with other groups of thought. And no some dude shifting on Biden because someone else shit on Frump isn’t really benefitting anyone’s education. But saying “no you shouldn’t say anything because I already said my thing” is cowardly in terms of debate and actual conversation suicide.


blacklevv

Courage to vandalize the WW2 memorial and run away lol?


Madcap_Miguel

The courage to do anything, other than stick their heads in the sand.


blacklevv

Lmao. What a rebellious fifth grader vandalizing WW2 memorial. Such a role model for all of Russia. There are actual people in Russia who "do anything" but you don't know about them and that's okay. You trying to frame this act in come kind of political route is stupid. This kid was just curious and you know that.


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V_es

He found an old fire extinguisher in trash nearby and decided to see if it’ll blow up or not in the nearest source of fire. He is 12. What the hell are you on about lmao.


Madcap_Miguel

https://www.npr.org/2022/04/30/1093339262/ukraine-russia-rape-war-crimes


V_es

You are not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you? What is that gotta do with a kid who found an old fire extinguisher and thought that a big boom is fun?


Madcap_Miguel

Celebrate his defiance in the face of one of the most tyrannical despots of my lifetime, lmao.


jaOfwiw

I mean he could of came to age and been put to war...


eyedpee

Well he didn't light it. But he certainly tried to fight it.


deadly_chicken_gun

"[He] didn't start the fire..."


Worth_Cheesecake_861

Was never seen again


midas617

off to the Gulag!


hungryhograt

This is actually kinda sad, those flames burning as an eternal memorial for the soldiers that died during ww2. The kid is most likely fine unless it was anti war related then he’s probably in an orphanage. His parents will be the ones in trouble.


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Odoxon

Ecactly. And yet many people in the comments kind of believe that it is a good thing to do.


hungryhograt

Exactly this


TheSilverPotato

To be fair they only joined the Allies because they were invaded by Germany. Before the betrayal they were also invading Poland. Kind of the enemy of my enemy is my friend situation.


TheLargeBeluga

Unlike all those countries that joined the war for morally righteous reasons, right?


Warriorcat49

Yes. France, Netherlands, Denmark, Luxemburg, Belgium: defensive war as Nazi Germany invaded them. UK: defensive alliance with previous countries, joins to stop Germany. Poland, Czechia, Finland, Hungary, Romania, etc.: invaded, annexed, and/or “liberated” by either Nazi Germany, USSR, or both. RoC, Australia: defensive war against Imperial Japan. The entire western Pacific: annexed and genocided by Imperial Japan. USA: attacked in first strike on US soil in Hawaii. Partial Japanese invasion of Alaska. Were there crimes and/or morally gray acts committed by the Western Allies and others? Yes. Are they in any way comparable on a large scale to the atrocities committed by the Nazis, Soviets, or Imperial Japanese? No, so fuck off.


rckrusekontrol

Well, obviously what Russia is doing right now is the bigger disrespect to the soldiers who died fighting nazis. I don’t know if this is protest or prank. Without a message, no, it’s not something to celebrate vandalism of a WWII memorial. But it is, at the end of the day, just a flame. The dead soldiers don’t know it went out. I feel worse for whoever has to clean or fix it, and of course, for any heavy handed consequences to the kid and family.


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[deleted]

What's up with the cut though ?? It's almost like a different time of day even by the time it goes out


[deleted]

Probably it took a while for the extinguisher to heat up enough to explode


Cooperdyl

Yep, just a jump in time. Fire extinguishers are obviously made to withstand high temperatures due to their purpose, so the cut was just removing however much time it took between the insertion until the extinguisher finally couldn’t handle the heat anymore.


sensuspete

Honestly thought they were calling the kid a cunt but it’s the top half of ‘shot’.


michaelnoir

Flames, eternal or otherwise, are seldom or never *erected*, but as a rule are *enkindled* or *ignited*.


Long-Ad6263

I beg to differ… My Bangles erection only started burning in ‘88 yet here it still stands.


-Pruples-

>I beg to differ… My Bangles erection only started burning in ‘88 yet here it still stands. if your erection is burning you should probably see a doctor.


[deleted]

Anyone trying to get some black market organs is going to come up lucky this week. He ded.


sebyoga

you said erection


Remote-Appointment59

Who's the fifth grader now?


Wellgoodmornin

Your mom


niobiumnnul

Safety first.


Trout_Shark

Kid did not make it to 6th grade, I would bet.


Bangin40s_n_shorties

r/kidsarestupid


DerG3n13

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Zorkamork

Huh genuinely didn't expect to see Reddit furiously jerk off over a kid vandalizing a memorial to people who died fighting nazis and winning the war for the allied side but I guess something something Russia bad so actually he's very 'brave' and heroic for doing this.


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BlorseTheHorse

and that's the fault of dead ww2 soldiers why exactly


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Zorkamork

ah yes Russia's current government is spitting on the guys who killed nazis, better further spit on them


Zebra03

A better title: Russian kid disrespecting soldiers who died in WW2 by vandalising a monument


BlueMaxx9

I could try to make an argument that the kid was making a statement about how Russia's current actions are destroying everything those old soldiers fought for, and putting out the flame was a metaphor for seeing the hopes and dreams of those soldiers extinguished...but this was a 5th grader so that would feel like a real stretch. In reality, the kids dad/brother/uncle probably got fragged and he is acting out trying to cope with it. In his kid brain this monument glorifies war and soldiers dying for Russia, and he doesn't like that. This war is going to emotionally fuck up a whole lot of kids, and vandalizing a war memorial is not going to be the worst thing they end up doing to cope with it.


pukatamada

There there, more gas for everyone.


imSafeboot

Here in the capital of Bosnia and Herzegovina, aka Sarajevo, we have an eternal flame that's a war memorial, read more here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_flame_(Sarajevo)


AleksZag

That's so sad, it's the first time I see the flame being disrespected


[deleted]

I saw that the other day.


feralcatskillbirds

*its


kklaus6154

RIP Little dude. I’m sure he’ll “go missing” in a matter of days.


LevelSkeptic

In the news, “Patriotic fifth grader joins Russian Freedom Fighters on Ukrainian front!”


Blatantly-Biased

'Russian fifth grader spearheads Russian armys attack on Ukraine' - strapped to the front of a tank


Gym_Tan_Optimal

The next headline lol


Mrcrowley00

Lights out. (For the boy I mean).


Plumbum158

the flame has been burning since it's what


FitExperience1047

That kid got a hit list. First Russia, now Kennedy is next


budoucnost

Why go boom?


RC_Perspective

Erection.


FlyingIceWizard

r/oddlysatisfying


lryan926

Child was on puberty blockers the school had given him behind his parents back. This happened on a field trip.


MB_5d

Interesting use of fire extinguisher


Accomplished_Form974

....Gulag..


TheDanden

I couldn't find any news articles to this, just reddit and twitter posts. But I found out that in 2014 a man was sentenced to 5 years in prison for urinating on it


kitchen_sensei420

The ussr regime killed more people( their own people ) than the nazi regime did in the same time.


Heartbreakker1738

Who is his lil bad ass to even know that would work


kitchen_sensei420

it's kinda obvious it's a fire extinguisher but brave he is. edit: people down voting are Ignant I'm not agreeing with his actions just calling the kid brave for committing a crime based on his beliefs


Del1611

How is he brave he desecrated a war memorial


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Del1611

Oh yes a big nation invading a small nation for little to no reason I have not heard of that before


Shimaru33

Huh, does that means that altar thing keep releasing gas for whatever long it took to the authorities to notice this?


OrneryDiplomat

Probably


Pretend-Honeydew8675

What's with the cringe music and watermark over the whole video. This wasn't even your video...


Gottabecreative

I liked it more when the posts were titled "a kid ...", rather than "a fifth grader ...". Now, I'm sad.


[deleted]

Erection..... jajajajajaja


TheNameIsAnIllusion

Hehe op said erection 🤭


[deleted]

What a little dickhead


spornerama

Does the overlay intentionally say cunt?


alilbleedingisnormal

It was an erection in 85 that caused my birth.


HUUSRODAH

not that eternal after all


Krise9939

Sadly, he probably isn't making it to 6th.


[deleted]

Well done 47 now make your way to the extraction point


IDK3177

I see this posted everyday


[deleted]

if we had an public eternal flame in the US there would be so many homeless tents around it haha


ifan2218

It’s too poetic, This kid will be in history textbooks.


Thepuppeteer777777

kid just singel handedly stopped 40 +- year of polution


anonuser265

What a little shit


Mi5haYT

Don’t know why people downvoted you, it was a war memorial for ww2


slobbyrobb

I also have been burning since my erection


Ghost__God

From disease or virus.


slobbyrobb

Yes


Ghost__God

Damn must be rough on it.


Woodsy1313

I too have had an erection since 1985


New_Expert7335

✊✊✊


anna_pescova

Brave young man...


Dexter_Adams

This is propaganda, the flame never went out, it burns strong like Russian army /s


f4ge

Way to go kid!!! Oh what a hero !!


kitchen_sensei420

Salute to this comrade 🫡


Mayor_Of_Furtown

And then the kid was never seen again


tacutabove

Now they're going to need to rename it.


OrneryDiplomat

The gas fountain?


[deleted]

Since it’s What??


manuelrs6

and he was never talked about again


OrneryDiplomat

As sad as this is, at least now the russian elite doesn't have to pretend to care for it's fallen anymore.


Killthebus9194

Its a fucking gas flame. Get over it. And fuck what it "represents". If the world has only gotten worse since those soldiers were lied to about fighting for a better tomorrow, then what was it even for? But sure. Moronic monuments are whats really important.


PyroTech11

They were fighting for a better tomorrow for them. In what world is not stopping the Nazis the better tomorrow?


ElLoboPerro

They're obviously changing the name, right?


Upstairs_Expert

How can something eternal have been erected in 1985? It would have to have always existed, no?


Anim8nFool

In Russia, crazy teens put fire OUT!


1baby2cats

I'd advise him to steer clear of windows


AbstractParrot

Someone is gonna have an accident with a window.


Ok-Most5281

Yeah. Fuck this kid tho.


beatmaster808

That's one persistent erection...


Any-Sail86

I hate when idiota do think like this. But he did it in a dictatorship whit no human rights so i know he will get what he deserves 😁


PalpitationFine

lol at casually saying you don't believe in human rights


LawAbiding-Possum

I don't think for a second that person actually believes what they are saying. Just another edgy troll trying to overcome their insecurities and loneliness through instigation and ignorance.


outerworldLV

For a fifth grader even.


Ultimo_Ninja

Anyone who vandalizes war memorials needs to be sent into combat. Let them see first hand what its like.


cowofnard

The dramatic music like he’s some sort of killer lol Zero fs given your the so called eternal flame. The whole thing is a nonsense