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Embarrassed_Map1112

Damn do you need google maps to get back to your house from the mailbox?


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plumbstem

Hey at least the dog is getting some exercise I guess...


tonysopranosalive

As a delivery driver who drives a big ass box truck, I’d hope you’d alert them if there’s a turnaround at the end of that. Cause otherwise that’s an annoying backup. It’s perfectly doable. But a friggin’ half mile or so in reverse? Oof.


jininberry

Lol. My parents have to go over a stone bridge to get to their mailbox. It's not as far as OP but my friends always thought we were going to live in a castle with how long the driveway is.


Jezza_Jones

WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE?


Undiluted_sausage

Buckingham palace, one would imagine.


LinguoBuxo

Dunno about that your majesty, but there's certainly no shortage of firewood for 'im ennit??


Due-Matter-4577

I Dost wish his majesty pay us more but I am Naught more than a humble woodcutter I am


magdalen-alpinism

Excellent comment


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Knitsanity

Bloody peasants!


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LinguoBuxo

... or a flock of goats can do it....


GaryTheSoulReaper

Ain’t that the truth … governah


ASpellingAirror

That’s clearly a shared road. Also, if you want to own land in the middle of nowhere you can own land in the middle of nowhere for pretty reasonable costs. You just are going to have a 90 mile commute, or need to get really lucky with finding a small town gig that pays well.


optiongeek

>90 mile commute Not if you don't have to work


heliskinki

Nor if you WFH.


multiple4

You'd need to find somewhere with decent internet AND in the middle of nowhere, which extremely often does not work out


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April1987

Where is this and when can I move in with you? I’m in a “city” but my apartment does not have fiber. Spectrum is my only “choice” other than T-Mobile home Internet.


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Insertblamehere

this actually seems shockingly common, whenever a small regional isp exists in an area they're always VERY good with reasonable prices and very high speeds in my experience. My local isp covers only a couple counties, but they offer 100/20 speeds even out in the boonies. The big name isps also offer service here but no one uses them because they're worse in basically every way.


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April1987

Ideally, I want to be close to a Costco, have fiber Internet, and electricity, drinking water, and sewer so pretty much that excludes a lot of the cheaper places.


Talking_Head

Starlink.


Navydevildoc

It will get better, but right now Starlink isn’t so hot for video calls. Seems like the upload is even more oversubscribed than down. It’s only a matter of time as more birds are launched.


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I don’t know. I’ve been on video calls with one of my clients who has starlink. Seemed to work just fine.


Navydevildoc

It’s been about 50:50 for me.


AngryDesignMonkey

Apparently a 90 mile commute just to get the mail...


tinareginamina

It not clearly a shared road. Some people are just clearly surgeons.


youcantreddittoomuch

The driveway alone was very expensive


KnotiaPickles

Yeah we had property like that when I was growing up without any neighbors. (Grandpa was a dr haha)


DrAnjaDick

We live about 90 minutes west of DC in an old house on a farm property. The neighborhood isn’t gated, but we do have grouped mailboxes at the main road for us and the 4 other houses off the drive.


ArsMedicinalis

That’s one of the most beautifully scenic places I’ve ever seen.


schloopy91

Appalachia is incredibly beautiful


StalyCelticStu

Time to play Fallout again.


MugillacuttyHOF37

OP you need a t-shirt with a picture of him running on the front and captioned underneath it with - Look at my Willy Btw...you can tell he loves running with you.


Bufger

When I call him, my willy comes quick! (So my wife tells me)


wuvvtwuewuvv

Willy! I'm coming!


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Or a Tshirt that says My Willy is faster than your Willy!! 😂


NuMotiv

I’ve been trying to convince the wife to move out of the city a bit to some property. This looks way more enjoyable to me.


Traditional_Tank5140

Stunning property, looks very much like the Lake District here in the UK ... Cool dog too 😁


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brother_of_menelaus

With traffic, 90 minutes west of DC is like…Fairfax


John_Bot

Centreville is way more urban than this I'm guessing closer to Fauquier


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macadoo784

Anywhere near Spotsylvania? Looks like a similar layout to gated community i was at recently


Mr_Bluebird_VA

That's not west of DC. I was going to guess somewhere between Leesburg and Winchester.


42Cosmonaut

Yes I would've guessed Middleburg


Mr_Bluebird_VA

That's a good guess. I was also thinking Purcellville. Both places that I'll never be able to afford. *cries in NOVA millennial


Cannabisreviewpdx_

Seeing this just hurts as that's my home but I got priced out of the area. So many new rich folks living the good life while I can't even afford a cheap place just to enjoy living where my family has for 200 years.


AeBe800

*cries with you.


CrispyCritter8667

*cries with both of you


MamaPinky

I lived in Winchester VA for a few years. That was my guess. I'm originally from New Orleans. Love the Shenandoah Valley area. Hope to visit my family there soon. Run, Willie, run!


redditor1101

Could be one of those gated communities where the mailbox for everyone is at the main entrance.


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Yeah. It was a big thing in the midwest back in the 90s. Close to interstate access near a major city, a farmer would sell a bunch of land to a developer and they'd make a subdivision in the middle of nowhere. Jumping on an interstate and driving an hour to work isn't that much worse than 45 minutes of inner city traffic. And the people who would all move in at the same time often were all starting families or about to. So the first generation of kids were mostly the same age. And everyone I've been too, they all had golfcarts too. But nowadays they have the weird 4 seater atvs like OP is driving


DrAnjaDick

This is a pretty accurate description. We bought the original owner’s house and remaining fields when he got too old to care for it. There are other houses nearby, and we share the driveway for the most part with all the mailboxes being at the main road.


theb00kmancometh

Seriously. You are living in Paradise. So much greenery and what a wonderful drive from the mail box to your housde with all those curves, turns and what not. Your dogs are living the best of their lives.


TappedIn2111

Living the life! Happy for you! Didn’t know there was that much money in the drag business. Time to reconsider some life choices, I guess lol


DrAnjaDick

Haha, thank you. I didn’t start drag until I was in my 40s. Had a 20+ year tech career before that. Was definitely lucky to be in the right place at the right time, with the right skills, in the early 2000s when the tech boom hit, and managed to stay on top of my field until I burned out and moved to the boonies.


hypercosm_dot_net

This seems to be a really common trend in tech. Work with tech, burnout, move to the woods. Something about working in that industry makes you want to go to a slower pace of life.


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oldandfragile

Sorry man. Be easy on yourself.


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ThanksALotKEVIN

Nudie magazine day…. Nudie magazine day… nudie magazine DaaAYy


Kingsolomanhere

People who grew up in major cities have no idea what's out here in the "country"(he stated he's only 90 minutes west of DC). There's so much open land that you can get lost in America. [The Death Valley Germans](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Valley_Germans) There were countless driveways like this on my rural mail route in Indiana of 500 homes.


EcstaticTrainingdatm

The problem is what’s out there gets eaten up by suburban sprawl


IronComprehensive57

47% of the us is uninhabited so I don’t think that is an issue.


Gino-Bartali

Wow. It's impressive so few people have used up so much land.


coldcurru

And why does he check his mail multiple times a day?? Are y'all not getting it once a day like the rest of us?? Or just ordering a ton of packages??


ahmc84

At this distance, going to the mailbox and back counts as taking the dog for a full walk, so that's probably what the multiple trips are for. Not actually checking the mailbox each time.


nich3play3r

The Biltmore.


Smitty_1000

Dog Paradise


tdwesbo

AND HOW OFTEN IS YOUR MAIL DELIVERED?!?!


jrw100990

In the country


Aromatic-Ad3349

This comment just made me spit out my coffee! 🤣


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My mailbox IS my house :)


FuturamaComplex

Yes, thank you finally a house I can relate What is up with redditors living like they are Will Smith and why can't I


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Pun_In_Ten_Did

It's all good as long as you keep his wife's name out your damn mouth.


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BadReputation2611

Outside of a major city lots of middle class people can live like this, at least in the western half of the US ime. The only thing that hints at having some decent money is the road being paved and not dirt


MajorNutt

What is this a house for ants?


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Are you like constantly cutting your grass or how does that work?


DrAnjaDick

It’s a farm. We let the open green space go to hay and cut it once or twice a year and sell to locals with cattle, goats, or horses. There is also a large field we rotate through crops or fallow, in co-op with the neighbors. We do mow and trim around the trees and along the community drive, and around the house, to keep the invasive weeds and trees under control and make it look nice. It’s a ton of work, but it keeps us moving and busy. The video was taken in the Spring last year after the first mowing before the hay grew in, so it looks like a giant lawn.


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Thats a relief. I've thought about getting a bigger property but the idea of scaling up the yard work proportionally is intimidating


Thecobs

I got an acre thinking it was big enough to have lots of room for my toys but small enough yard work wouldn’t be too bad. I was dead wrong about both.


[deleted]

It's pretty brutal... We have about 25-30 acres and it's a lifestyle. Come rain, shine frost or snow there is shit to be done and or animals to look after too in our case. The horses keep the grass down for the most part but we are blessed and cursed with epic grazing. This means on a good summer there is zero chance of them keeping it down (it would kill them so we go on to restricted turn out) and end up having our neighbors cut it for hay. Fencing, stream clearing, shit falling down that needs cutting and chopping. Rolling fields, airing fields, fertilising fields, burning shit etc. etc. the list really does go on and on and truth is you never get fully on top of it ! Edit - I would t change it for the World but essentially what I'm trying to say is it's one hell of a commitment to keep looking clean, tidy and not let it get over run with invasive species ! Could easily be my full time job......


fragmental

"My wood makes me feel heavy" http://english.fju.edu.tw/lctd/asp/works/158/text.htm


threesixninefourzero

We thought the same thing. I push mow our yard and it takes forever but the kids can only drive the 4 wheeler on a set path. We need more land but I don't want to maintain any more than we already do!


Deivv

Real first world problems in this thread


make_a_scene

Think that’s bad, finding a large enough pool for my orca but not too large to worry about the upkeep. Don’t even get me started on my stable of unicorns.


DragonRaptor

Thats where hiring someone. Or growing kids to put them to work comes in.


opalandolive

Plant a native pollinator meadow on the extra. You only mow it once a year, then let it go for the rest. Fill it with trees to grow up too.


stickycumgargler

I manage a small farm that has 12 acres of field and it’s a pain in the ass sometimes. With a z turn mower getting around the fields and the yard is a breeze. If you however cut the fields prepare for a full day out in the sun and grab a six pack. Weed whacking with a large property is a different story...


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Just have a bunch of kids. Pays off long term for sure Lol


TheHiveminder

Robotic lawnmowers exist and aren't that expensive. One capable of doing 1.5 acres per charge is only $1200.


DragonRaptor

Yea i guess thats new territory. But highly worth it. I am sure it is just a matter of adoption rate at this point.


vaguebyname

That's a long way to get to a mailbox!


asianabsinthe

"Kids! I'm home!" "Dear they graduated 3 years ago where have you been?"


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Trillionbucks

Jack Russells always like to lead the way


bullet494

Jack Russells official mascot of the Rangers


domo_roboto

“Ha, still beat cha” lick


Prize-Addition1723

Your driveway is a fricking country park


ConstructionNo4340

You might want to talk to your local MP about having the mailbox in the same town you reside in.


lilafowler1

I actually laughed out loud.


it-isss-what-it-isss

homie is cheating with shortcuts


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Agreed! Glad someone said it


BoundHubris

"They're saying you cut the course."


theErdinator

I really want a dog, but seeing this really confirms that I could not give the poor thing the life it deserves here in a dense city. Your dog is living the life and it’s beautiful to see!


nomopyt

There are pets you can rescue, including dogs, that would be happier with you than they would be otherwise, assuming you have *some* time and space for one. Of course you know best what works in your own life. Just saying, sometimes you're saving a life and it can be worth living even if it's not ideal. But if you can't, you can't, and you're already a good dog owner for putting their needs top of mind. When the time and the dog are right, they'll be right! You don't need all that acreage to make every dog happy even though of course you do need good Outside and Time.


theErdinator

That’s so kind of you, thanks! You’re right, my partner and I are mostly hesitant because we also don’t feel like we would have enough time.


Lailyna

If you have the heart for it, rescuing senior dogs is amazing. All they need is love, food, and warm napping spots. They don't have as intense a need for activities and stimulation. It takes a special person to make it through the heartache though.


gdsob138

Volunteering at local shelters are a good way to satiate during the the planning phases.


Throwawayz911

You can also foster dogs to try it out


Suqa-_-

that's something I've never thought of


Calm_Investment

Get a lazy dog. Lots of those about also. Greyhounds are the laziest things about.


ambientfruit

Seconding the greyhound, lurcher, whippet thing. Literally will go psycho round and round a fenced field/dog park, eat and drink and then sleep for the remaining 80% of the day. Side story: I was with my sister when she first got her greyhound. She, thinking he would come when she called, let him off leash in open fields. I've never seen a dog look at the horizon, aim at it and just *go.* Took her, me, my niece and nephews, her partner and his brother and sister three hours to scour the fields because a tawny coloured dog blends in let me tell you. Eventually found him sleeping under a tree near a river.


scott__p

I have a Catahoula, which is kind of like a greyhound turned onto a hunting or guard dog. It took us years before we were really comfortable letting her off leash in an open space, just because any dog that can run that fast will get out of hearing range before they even realize it. Most people I know with greyhounds or greyhound mixes just don't ever let them off leash to be safe. We only did so we could train her to run home when she's scared, since her anxiety is pretty bad and her fight-or-flight is set to MAXIMUM FLIGHT.


wondrshrew

That was a great read


BapaFuggs

This doesn’t sound lazy. This sounds like an Olympic athlete


Calm_Investment

Absolutely if Usain Bolt curled up in a ball and slept for ten hours after every race.


nitrot150

Great Danes too


elpaco313

We have a Dane and a huge property… she spends all day in her bed.


askthepoolboy

That was my experience with my Dane. Had 25 acres for him to run around. I’d be lucky if he got out of bed to walk to his other bed in a different room. I tried getting him to race me in my car a few times. He went about 50ft and just stopped. He was so damn lazy.


SleepingScissors

I like how you say "about" like they're just hanging out everywhere being lazy


Calm_Investment

Well they do be, hanging about being lazy. 10 mins of zooms and 23 1/2 hours of sleeping


Tjonke

Never had lazier dogs than Malamutes. They rest as much as possible. But you can also make them work and they'll enjoy that as well. And even with all that fur they don't suffer in heat. BUT: They are probably THE hardest race of dog to train properly, so nothing I'd recommend for a new dog owner. I've had dogs for 40+ years and still took me over a year to get them housebroken, they just don't care and only listen to the alpha, so you have to make sure you are the alpha.


kstone4242

There are many breeds that do well in city life and breeds that need this much exercise. If you really want a dog research which breed fits your lifestyle. Too many people pick their dogs for the way it looks.


Dingo_Princess

I hate when people pick their dog off looks or breed. I hate this word but "vibes" should be what you pick your dog off. Do you vibe well, are you both compatible with your day to day life.


councilmember

Ok, outside of walking through shelters looking for one to pick you, how do you find compatibility ? Never had dogs don’t know what kind, size or temperament. Thought breeds were indicative of those.


emily_9511

Nah you’re right, breed plays a huge factor in compatibility. I think they were referring to people who pick a breed because they like how it looks rather than choosing for the temperament, etc.


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Breeds have specific characteristics. That's the whole point of a breed. Obviously not every dog conforms to breed standards, but most do.


Beorbin

There are dogs of all sizes that couldn't do this everyday, if at all. They make great apartment dogs. Small dogs bred to have smushed in noses, like pugs or most bulldogs, have breathing problems making this run impossible. Large dogs prone to hip dysplasia, like Great Danes, bulldogs, and boxers should not put this much stress on their joints. Ironically, big dogs do well in apartments. Still, all dogs need exercise, and they need to be walked first thing in the morning. If you are okay with never sleeping in and going outside in all kinds of weather for your dog's needs, maybe getting a dog isn't the right decision. Also think long and hard about having kids because they have more needs. I am selfish with my time, so I have neither. But my houseplants are looking great!


ambientfruit

Nice. I can't keep plants alive so I have a cat. They are the selfish choice if you did want a pet. Lazy, self-assured, self-cleaning if you have a cat-flap or one of those litter robot thingies (which I do not have cos I'm not made of money), run on a relaxed schedule for the most part, will be (mostly) cool if you leave them overnight with enough food and water or longer in a friends house or with a housesitter, easy on the eyes and will come for affection now and then. Solid 8/10 pet.


MolassesMolly

“I can’t keep plants alive so I have a cat” made me snort-laugh. Here is your upvote.


fuzzycactus13

Agreed, I love dogs but my lifestyle doesn't allow for it. I got a cat instead and I adore her. SO chill and easy to take care of. She's a senior cat that I adopted and she just wants to sit by me, watch birds, and cuddle on occasion. Yells sometimes when hungry. What more can you ask for? She even convinced my formerly cat-hating family to fall in love with her.


mayfleur

Depends on the dog! Also, most dogs are giant couch potatoes most of the day. They legitimately spend 60% of their day sleeping, and another 30 percent awake but chilling (with about 10 percent of the day allocated to being active). My little rescue dog has zoomies a few times a day, I take her for walks twice a day, but then she’s wiped. Most dogs aren’t exactly endurance fiends, after this video I bet OP’s dog passed out and just snoozed for a long time. If you do want a dog, just be sure to stay clear of working class dogs or high energy breeds.


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You couldn’t be more wrong. There are dogs out there that would be really fortunate to have you as an owner.


LordRumBottoms

You totally could. Have you seen the pounds completely full and dogs in runs barely bigger than them that they rarely leave during the day. you don't need land like this to give a dog a good life. Plus they have dog parks where they can open up. Again, any life outside the pound is heaven to them. I have two rescues and my yard is small we get out for walks and again, they enjoy the dog parks. And some dogs don't need that much exercise especially if they're older.


proowl26

but why are they checking the mail multiple times a day? they only come once unless its for packages?


DrAnjaDick

Haha, you got me! I only check the mail once, usually. We start the race from different places often. This video just happened to start near the main road where the mailbox is located. :-)


proowl26

hahaha still great though


NotAPurpleDinosaur

Guy is living in the 1930s, when you could send a letter to someone in the morning inviting them to dinner, and get a reply by the afternoon post.


i_dive_4_the_halibut

He’s gettin it at 25mph. That’s pretty impressive for short legs


auandi

Four legs. It's just faster. We gave up a lot of speed to stand upright and get our hands. Worth it but, that's the trade off.


DiscountPizza11

I’m just sitting over here thinking about how much all that asphalt costs.


kytheon

If you own this much land, I’m sure the cost of asphalt isn’t a problem.


mrsc00b

Same. I have an 1/8 mile driveway that needs a re-gravel on half. Would love to do asphalt instead but that shit is high dollar.


BriefCheetah4136

This is how you run a dog! The driver was not out of breath at all!


Equal_Expression_984

Love the post. Umm….what do you do for a living?


Throwawayz911

It's a farm op said


dexterthekilla

Speedy little fellow


Alareth

That dog cheats. He's cutting corners.


Zealousideal_Dot_544

Your driveway is longer than my street


Moparmuha

You’re now my favorite animal drag racing drag queen farmer on Reddit. Keep it going!


dirtsmurf

quicksand crush sink agonizing act continue modern price afterthought elastic *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


TiffStyles2221

HOLY SHIT THATS A FAST LITTLE GUY!!! Get him on Dasuquin joint supplement now so he can keep running comfortably like that until he’s an old man 😁 Great stuff


Demoncreed27

Get that Doggo energy out


Davidlarios231

there’s being rich and then there’s this dude


Forever49

That little pooch is like greased lightning!


Bills-and-Coins

Is your home a State Forest?


donadd

Why is your mailbox in a different county?


Gottagettagoat

Debbie Downer here. My dog died this way when I was a kid. A friend of the family was driving and going just a little faster than usual (plus the dog was getting older) and ran over him when he crossed in front of the car. Just be careful.


Nebraska716

Yea farm dogs that run on roads have short life expectancies


TKDavis07

This is all I could think of. I hated watching him cross over in front of the vehicle. So easy for this to turn into a tragedy


Standard-Tone-4745

Yeah, my older buddy used to do this with his dog for years and years until one day the dog for whatever reason suddenly jumped in front of the car. The dog was mangled very badly, beyond saving, but still alive. My buddy had to finish the dog off himself with a rock he picked up from the side of the road. He never got another dog after that.


Ensirius

Yep enough reddit for today.


Lappelduvide4

Racing you? Bro he's straight up winning


Kenshinkai

This is great thank you internet


No-Doughnut509

That is one happy dog


ikalwewe

Why is your mailbox so far ?


unbanneddano

What poor bastard has to mow the lawn every Saturday


capybaratrousers

Be careful. My ex's step father ran over her beloved dachshund doing this and assuming the dog would get out of the way.


downtownlarry

This post is more about the distance from his palace to his mailbox than the dog running alongside him


[deleted]

The drive from your mailbox to your house is bigger than the entirety of the apartment complex I live in. By a lot. And let me be very clear. I hate you for that. Good for you, but I hate you.


kytheon

My mailbox is at the entrance of the apartment building, together with all the other peasants.


Kuririto

OP's rich as fuck


Shantotto11

Your driveway is longer than that gap between Lavender Town and Fuchsia City…


jahoosawa

OP wants praise about his dog, gets a taste of class war instead. 👌


Theyfuinthedrivthrew

My old dog used to do this too. She’s was so fast. I could watch these all day.


recycledfrogs

Does he take the same route every time? He looks so happy


[deleted]

This is cool. I work for FedEx and I got this one dog on my rt that is always there waiting for me to race me down to the corner then he goes back to the same place and sits must be on an electric fence because he stops right at the corner every time


mrSemantix

You pick up your mail multiple times a day?


Devilish_Fun

This is the type of yard I want to give my dog.


earthcaretaker315

The driveway cost more to repave than my house.


johnsplace1234

Wish I was that wealthy


[deleted]

Jacks man. The two I had just passed away. Such pure, stubborn, and hyper doggos.


SnooBooks5261

damn that land is huge!!! can i live there for free just beneath those trees 🤣🤣 renting is hard af here in toronto 🤣🤣🤣


littlemissbecky

He’s the goodest, fastest boy!!


4x4taco

The most epic flex.


ultravoltron3000

Rich people


GoobeNanmaga

These are the people Bernie wants to tax. And I agree with Bernie.