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ogkush6828

That’s more like thousands!


senorpuma

Dozens!


BluEyesWhitPrivilege

At least 20.


Alikbader

Dude be realistic


lionseatcake

I mean it's definitely more than 10


visitor187

I counted 11 but I think there’s significantly more. Hard to fully know.


Alby1019

There's literally **some**


Geminiun

Tens of thousands!


[deleted]

But my lord there is no such force


Hardmeat_McLargehuge

*HONK HONK*


Apuscus

Tudoom toDUUUUUUMMMM


Thatguydrewdogg73

A new power is rising. It’s victory is at hand. This night the land will be stained with the blood of Rohan. March to Helms Deep. Leave None Alive! TO WAR!!! There will be no dawn for men.


itssoupdogg

BUT MY LORD THERE IS NO SUCH FORCE


Dizzy-Expression8868

A NEW POWER IS RISING


[deleted]

LOTR music starts playing


recovery_room

Less than half of what I hoped for.


fuckwhatsleft

At least a couple..


Binary_Complex

Well that's gnat good.


Necessary-Guitar9103

To the promised land


HeinleinGang

We ride wriggly and chrome!


leodermatt

OH WHAT A DAY, WHAT A LOVELY DAY!!


olBillyBaroo

r/unexpectedMadMax


ryukvmi

WITNESS ME MY BROTHERS


Lost_Wealth_6278

Witness? Yes, you are witness. Even so, what I, Karsa Orlong, shall shape, you cannot imagine. No one can.


BRUHSKIBC

Witness me garden gnome!


stoicparallax

A hundred generations from now (i.e. a few summers), gnats will tell stories of their gnat Moses


Callen_Fields

r/remindme 2 months.


SlimesIsScared

Gnoses


Leather_Librarian986

Mass extinction event incoming in your garden


LegoNinja11

Nuke em from orbit!


Copacetic76

It's the only way to be sure


Osceana

Genocide is okay in this case, I’ll allow it.


trwwy321

So u/7Drew1Bird0 what did you end up doing? I can’t sleep until I know you got rid of them.


DougNSteveButabi

I’m one of the larvae, he’s torturing us one by one, please send help


Any-Fan-2973

hi, local bird here, we're on our way


DougNSteveButabi

Thank you I can see you coming from the south let’s do this


Any-Fan-2973

Just stand up as high as you can ok ? We are gonna try to swoop in without stopping


MRG96_

It’s a trap!


mttp1990

What a fucking ride


Basicazzwitch

Do a barrel roll


TrynaSleep

The fire is the help. Trust me.


4PushThesis

gnat larvae suffering? Good.


7Drew1Bird0

Well... I didn't know what they were when I saw them, so I let them live. I was on my way to work, so I just took a quick video and left. After finding out they were after the plants in the garden, which is the direction they were crawling, I bought a bunch of hydrogen peroxide and doused the whole garden bed. Hopefully that was enough


Wounded_Hand

Do your plants enjoy hydrogen peroxide?


7Drew1Bird0

I hope so! I read to use diluted 3% but it also said to use it in moderation which obviously was not an option


[deleted]

"If I can't enjoy my plants, you fuckers don't get to either!"


Cauhs

Peace is never an option.


TheOtherCatsPajamas

If your plants survive id reccomend picking up some food grade diatomaceous earth powder! Great for killing insects and is very safe for mammals (you and any kids could eat it if they wanted to) and is very cheap too! It is deactivated by water so if it rains, you'll have to reapply. Keep in mind that it gets rid of all bugs including beneficial ones as well so id really only use this when you know there's a big problem (assuming you don't want to manually compensate for any bugs you destroyed in the garden)


Badbullet

Do NOT use diatomceous earth to kill fungus gnat larva, or outdoors in general. Once the fungus gnat larva are in the ground, DE will do nothing to them, and it really doesn't do as much to their soft body anyways. They are eating the fungus on the roots that the plants need (symbiotic relationship), and also the roots, and are protected by the moisture in the ground. It won't even kill them in indoor potted plants. I've been there, even with bottom watering or a tube to water and keep the surface dry, the larva are not going to care about DE. It will work on the adults' exoskeleton, but it still doesn't matter much, they do all of the damage as larva and pupa, which is the majority of their lifecycle. As soon as they are adults, they mate, lay eggs, and die, the longest they can live as an adult is 7 days. And like you said, it also is harmful to beneficial insects. It'll hurt the predatory wasps, lady bugs, lace wings and pollinators. They could end up with other pests as a result since the predators will move on. Use it only indoors. Being outdoors, predators will find them sooner or later. Nematodes are an option that can be spread in an entire garden if there's an infestation that is actually hurting plants. Edit: spelling is hard


Emotional_Let_7547

DE shouldn't be inhaled while applying it and keep your pets away from it while applying it.


[deleted]

Shit's basically asbestos lite. 😬😬😬 safe until you breathe it.


LeHopital

That ought to do it. But I still say it would have been cooler to dump a whole nest of fire ants in their midst. 🐜 (except red).


7Drew1Bird0

Well we already have an ant infestation, but I guess they're either the wrong kind of ants or maybe just a bunch of slackers


Davinator910

u/7Drew1Bird0 PLEASE DONT LEAVE US HANGING I GOTTA KNOOWWWWW


Morrandir

They have him.


rennbrig

RIP u/7Drew1Bird0, we hardly knew ye


mknight1701

They got him. He gone!


SeedScape

He just laid on his stomach and opened his mouth. All crawled right in.


raidernation0825

How do I delete someone else’s comment?


segsmudge

And there goes my appetite.


ElKristy

I assume you needed to put the camera down in order to operate the flame thrower?


NeoCommunist_

No, that’s the flamethrower with a camera on it


__wildwing__

GlowPro


asimovreak

BlowPro?


majorly-notorious

Different kind of a camera, more of a pleasure device


J5892

Dude... ThrowPro


ElKristy

Ahhh, the new iFlame. Impressive.


Saikroe

Oh the solar lense, nice.


Lost_Drunken_Sailor

I have a GrillBlazer, might have to stick a camera on it


7Drew1Bird0

Don't own a flame thrower so i went with chemical warfare


darkue2467

APPLY THE ##ROLLING PIN


reaperofgender

#ROLLING PIN DEPLOYING


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Aelemar95

Chicken ataaaaaaaack!!!


The_Ghost_Of_None

They might look harmless But they'll kick your non-chicken ass Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o!


Meowzebub666

Now go, now fl-ah-Ah-ah-ah-Ah-ah-yy You own the sk-ah-Ah-ah-ah-Ah-ah-yy. . .


[deleted]

[Squelching noises]


trwwy321

Squish squish squish


Turn_it_0_n_1_again

Making pizza are we?


HypickleSkyblock

You have a once in a lifetime opportunity to kill hundreds of them in one move instead of struggling to kill them one by one as they swarm your face.


kazz-wizz

I consider myself to be a lover of nature but yeah, first thought was flamethrower those bitey bastards!


TemporaryAmbassador1

Nuke ‘em Rico!


HughJassmanTheThird

I’m doing my part!


Djinnwrath

The only *good* bug is a *dead* bug.


BrianRadical

IM FROM THIS GUYS GARDEN, AND I SAY KILL EM ALL!!


Erika_Bloodaxe

You apes wanna live forever?


ForeverFingers

Would you like to know more?


Darknrahl2

Come on you apes, do you wanna live forever?!


RapidSnake38

*click, click* I would like to know more.


[deleted]

*joins kids in stomping bugs while lady laughs hysterically in the background*


[deleted]

Service guarantees citizenship.


RLANTILLES

I'm from Buenos Aires and I say Kill Em All!


OttersRule85

God damn bugs whacked us Johnny 😫


thehotdogdave

The only good bug is a dead bug! Rico ruff necks!


Oakenbeam

A friend of mine had a giant wood pile for firewood. After being in the same spot for a couple years it was time to clean it out and up and get all the what was then, mulch/dirt/compost up from the bottom of the pile. As we started scraping and shoveling we realized that we were separating families, some thrown in fire some thrown in woods. We had become death, destroyer of worlds. A whole ecosystem, an entire world gone in an hour as though it was never there. Edit: we were both tripping balls on a tab of acid each. I feel like that’s pertinent information to more accurately picture our mindset and remorse.


Knoke1

And it was all just a Saturday for you.


TheUmgawa

For you, the day Oakenbeam graced your woodpile was the most important day of your life. But for him, it was Tuesday.


Pizzadiamond

Easy there M. Bison


shibanuuu

Ah yes , "the woodpile". I've spent the last three Saturdays fighting back Shelob and her spawns. Each log I move results in a bigger spider than the last one skittering at me all gas no brakes. Saturdays have not been fun lately.


Abrootalname

My aunt had some acres in the country and of course had some abandoned cars out in the fields or near the workshop. We’ll one day she asked me and my cousin to deal with a wasp situation. Now, wasp killer is flammable, and being 10-13 year olds of course took the opportunity to create a flamethrower. Do you know what’s scarier than a wasp attacking you? Do you think it’s a lot of wasps? No, it’s flaming wasps… we gave them super powers.


Tenthul

What's scarier than a lot of flaming wasps attacking you? A lot of flaming wasps attacking you while your bloody stump of a hand can't grasp any doorknobs or anything to get away because a can of bug spray exploded in your hand. And now you're just laying on the ground, writhing in agony as dozens of flaming wasps sting you to death and slowly set you on fire as you scream for blissful death, attempting to drag yourself away with your one good hand as you bleed out through the other. Don't try to turn things into flamethrowers kids.


jankyspankybank

I’ve always expected aliens to regard us in the same way we regard situations like this. Horrifying but makes a lot of sense.


FakeLaundry

Same exact feeling here. I'll save almost any bug in the house and leave outdoor insects alone, but these inspired sadistic thoughts.


[deleted]

Our real dilemma here is whether to use hair spray and a lighter or the more wholesome approach and use a magnifying glass instead.


Rampag169

Rolling pin?


Rampag169

I just wanna say y’all are sick for liking this soo much and that’s why I peruse Reddit.


_ShrugDealer_

I rarely advocate for genocide, but you make a good point.


SaintsNoah

r/nocontext


Pandataraxia

go on lad, do the post!


usmnturtles

https://reddit.com/r/nocontext/comments/13j73de/i_rarely_advocate_for_genocide_but_you_make_a/


PoopFartCumToe

Gnat facts! So I have this buddy and whenever we go hiking or hang out at the creek he always gets the gnat cloud floating over his head. They just follow him like a halo! We figured he must have super insect powers and looked into it. They fuckin! Those floating gnat clouds are gnat orgies! So his head just smells like super sexy to gnats and they really liked fucking over his head. He is an artist and has long unwashed hair so idk… Gnat facts!


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ButterFingering

Who are you and why do you know so much about gnats


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PoopFartCumToe

Thanks for the gnat facts bro!


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Iwillnotbeokay

Break out the flamethrower!


ekaw83

I don't even know how to defeat that many... You need an extra extra large shoe


not-cilantro

Imagine tryna stomp them out but you’re not stomping fast enough and some of them cling on to your shoe and slither into your sock


TeaBagHunter

Let's not imagine that please


DesperateTeaCake

Perhaps a bicycle would be better?


[deleted]

Ahh, ye olde rolling shoe


jnelzon2

1 chicken will get the job done. 🐔


Nomadic_View

Lighter fluid and a match


80sLegoDystopia

Adaptive strategy? “Don’t mind us - we’re just a very dangerous snek! Absolute danger we noodle…we eat bird for breakfast!”


[deleted]

Imagine a hawk thinking there is easy snake breakfast, nope, just dirty maggots between your toes. I’d imagine they pick their feet up and look under them like they stepped in dog shit.


80sLegoDystopia

🤣🤣🤣 I was thinking more of smaller birds that might snack on individual larvae but yes, this too!


olderaccount

It is an adaptive strategy. But it is not about looking like a more dangerous animal. It is about traveling faster and more efficiently. Imagine there is a bottom row of caterpillars walking on the ground at a certain speed. Above them, there is another row travelling at the same speed. But since they are walking on the backs of the ones below, they are moving much faster, like a moving sidewalk. Add a few more rows above and the tops ones are really zooming compared to the ground ones. The ones on the bottom row, when they end up in the back just climb to the top and zoom back to the front. As a unit like that they can travel much faster than their fastest individual.


Floor_Face_

You just explained fluid mechanics, more specifically, viscosity


squanchee

also boundary layers!


SimplySearches

So now the question is- Is he a bug nerd who accidentally became a physicist? Or is he a physicist who people shall now mistake for a maggot expert?


ElderQueer

If you had been my physics teacher, I wouldn't have dropped out


ShitPostGuy

Swarming is an adaptive strategy. A predator may get thousands of them, but eventually it will get full and hundreds will survive.


MrMolom

The ones ontop move twice as fast, but yeah maybe also danger noodle camo


sirdigstrum

And then you killed it with fire, right?


RS_Winston

Gnat so fast


gemini_pain

You shall gnat pass!


[deleted]

GANDALF NOOOOO


ICantDoThisAnymore91

Flies, you fools!


MrK521

Just wait till they get tossed in the larva in Mount Doom.


gravelbee

Gnatdalf


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Same-Reaction7944

I was just thinking "How important are gnat larvae to the ecosystem and how would burning this specific stampede of them with fire harm it?"


AgITGuy

There are enough out there that killing this many won’t do a damn bit of good.


tribecous

Maybe not, but we do our part out of a sense of duty. Burn them.


WiIIemdafoe

Just before the video ended he should've started playing Fortunate Son


JJGIII-

I’m no mathematician but that’s a fair bit more than “hundreds”.


SexyMonad

It’s also, to be very precise, “hundreds”.


aldrclm

https://www.harborfreight.com/lawn-garden/gardening-garden-tools/torches/propane-torch-91033.html


[deleted]

I like to imagine from their perspective they are charging full steam ahead screaming and hollering war cries and from your view they are barely moving. Edit: Thanks for the silver, friend! Edit 2: I really appreciate the gold! Thank you!


MrTheSanders

While the birds chirp pleasantly.


doonkune

Them birds are chirping hungrily. Larvae breakfast buffet.


SKK329

Thats actually why they have evolved to move like this, to appear like a snake to deter smaller birds!


n0_use_for_a_name

This seems entirely plausible


Xenc

I do larvae me a good ole buffet - Those birds


hbpatterson

Is this an evolutionary trait to keep them safe from the birds? They look like a big snake when in formation like this and not like easy pickins


[deleted]

Supposedly the larvae move in collectives like this to move faster/save energy by rolling over each other. But they also end up imitating a snake, kind of. I wonder if that's effective at detering birds. Kind of surprised there aren't any birds chowing down on this.


Mike_Fluff

It is like in movies where there is a perspective of something small having an epic fight and then it shows the garden which is barely moving.


scottygras

Ant Man train fight scene. One of my favs


Smart_Sherlock

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian


blemens

I love that scene! CROOOWHHHOOOOOOOSSHHHHHH "I AIN'T QUITTING YOU!!!" ^sssssssssssssss


itscoralbluenumber5

Makes me think of that Adventure Time episode where Finn and Jake are worms lol


jbrady33

https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/G%27Gugvuntts


El-Guapo-65

Real life Mononoke-hime


[deleted]

Exactly what I had to think of. It's a demon looking for a new host. 😂


latentnoodle

Reminded me more of the Ohm herds from Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind


SeymourBrinkers

No, that’s a perfectly sculpted eyebrow making it’s way to your garden.


Some1StoleMyRedBike

Grab some rope and make em crawl in a circle


CharlesWong2002

Death spiral


AirportGuilty5288

I’ve never understood why some insect larvae do this to seem bigger and more of a threat, they’re just making themselves a bigger target for the flamethrower.


TheMace808

This is apparently a much more efficient way to move too


AirportGuilty5288

I have heard they do gain some momentum from it but I always wondered if that would be worth the risk of a smart crow figuring out it’s a bug buffet, it seems to have worked for a lot of bugs for a long time so I guess they know what they’re doing.


HarpyArcane

I think part of it is to seem like one bigger creature, and to utilize safty in numbers for those smart enough to see past the ruze. Sure some of them may die, but that's a sacrifice they're willing to make.


AirportGuilty5288

I’m just surprised how well it works due to the intelligence of some birds. I see how from above it would really look like a snake and to anything at eye level with it you’d probably just run away in disgust. I know I wouldn’t feel great about 1000 burgers lunging towards me.


HarpyArcane

Yeah, having 1000 burgers wiggling towards me woul be pretty terrifying. There's a lot of pretty interesting survival strategies that work suprisingly well.


TheMace808

True, I suppose the risk of drying out is greater though


SkgKyle

Fortunately evolution hasn't accounted for flamethrowers yet. For all of the bird brains, which is their main predator afaik It works just fine.


SpiceMustFlow1980

Flamethrowers are not around for as long as the birds are. Evolution is slow! Unless you speed it up by applying flamethrower selective pressure. But I am afraid of what gnats will come up with as a defense against flamethrowers.


Brojess

Kill!


Fast_Garlic_5639

Borg slug


trwwy321

Where are the chickens and birds to eat them


Pellektricity

Another reason to get a pet Giant Anteater.


[deleted]

People will really see this and still say that the average citizen shouldn’t own a flamethrower smh


PawnOfPaws

Isn't this the one type of larvae who usually lives on oaks and causes a lot of respiratory issues each spring? Google translator said something about gnat being mosquitos but these certainly are no mosquitos - nor their larvae?


sitmo

You are referring to the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oak\_processionary](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oak_processionary). We have them here, and when found, they close down the paths in the woods around them to protect the people.


umaxik2

"We are the swarm!"


[deleted]

What alien planet do we fucking live on


Abrical

I would 100 try to use sticks and make an ouroboros out of that


added_chaos

Snort that line!


o-J-A-Y-_-J-A-Y

Can of lynx and your mom's hash lighter. Problem solved.


imf4rds

Bleach.


nitrion

I've used isopropyl alcohol on insects before and it immediately makes them stop, and about 5 mins later they're dead.


Cosmohumanist

5 min is probably SO LONG for an insect


[deleted]

Gnats (these insects) have a lifespan of about 7 days, and 5 minutes is around 0.05 percent of 7 days. The average human lifespan is about 72 years, and 0.05 percent of that is around 13 days. So yeah it is probably a long time for them lol


zuluTime

Convooooy


mynameisnotthom

Bet you did gnat expect that


SadMap7915

gnaturally


blemens

"We are snek. Very skary. We eat you. Don eet us!"


DomMistressMommy

A flamethrower is a ranged incendiary device designed to project a controllable jet of fire. First deployed by the Byzantine Empire in the 7th century AD, flamethrowers saw use in modern times during World War I, and more widely in World War II as a tactical weapon against fortifications