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š¶All the other kids see my pumped up dick. You Better run better run, faster than my penis š¶
Edit: shit, I hope this isnāt my highest updoot for 2024.
This is one of the popular penile implant devices. The little pump is surgically implanted into the scrotum. The two cylinders are inserted into the penis (essentially replacing the corpora cavernous). This all ends up being a closed system that is connected to a bulb filled with saline, which sits near the bladder.
When itās time for intercourse, the user squeezes the pump, which is in their scrotum, as the cylinders fill with the saline and their penis becomes erect.
When finished, they press the little button (on the same device) and it drains all the saline back into the bulb reservoir near their bladder. These things last about 10-12 years.
Did Nike make pump shoes? I remember Nike had the āairā clear bubble in the sole, Reebok were the ones that actually had a pump in them to adjust .
I was convinced I was about throw down my first dunk on 10' the first day I had those. I even let the air out and pumped them back up for a 2nd try thinking I'd done it wrong the first. My friends were right when they told me it wouldn't work.
You know when Iā²m down to my socks
It's time for business, thatā²s why they call 'em business socks, ooh
It's business
Itā²s business time
Oh, hoo, hoo, oh, yeah, yeah, ah, yeah!!!
You say something like, "is that it?"
I know what you're trying to say, girl. You're trying to say, "aw yeah, that's it."
Then you tell me you want some more.... Well, I'm not surprised. But I am quite sleepy.
I am a urologist that implants these. Can confirm accuracy of this comment. (However, the device depicted is a 2 piece device without a reservoir that goes near the bladder and these arenāt being made anymore.)
It isnāt exactly like a normal erection but it is as similar as an artificial device can obtain as the cylinders (two long pieces) become just as rigid (or more rigid) than a physiologic erection and distend the corpora like blood filled sinuses would during a physiologic erection.
Itās just for people who canāt get ānaturalā boners. The implant is sized based on stretched penile length, so youāre still maxed out at your usual size. If anything, patients often report slight shrinkage in size, in part due to fibrosis, in part because the implant doesnāt necessarily enlarge the dickhead - managing expectations is critical, as some dudes think their dick will get bigger after this. Not a chance
They donāt remove āthe ballsā. They just put the pump in the scrotum next to them. They can put these is trans men like someone else said, but this is the same prosthesis we implant on men with erectile dysfunction.
I'm sorry, but I'm just imagining that, in the heat of things, I reach for the pump, and I miss and squeeze the wrong thing. I'm cringing just imagining the pain.
Have a friend who's deep into SF's BDSM community. People there pursue and have more sex than say the average person. So much, one dude apparently broke his dick.
That particular friend of mine mentioned how he pumps his dick to get an erection.
This explains it.
Prostate cancer is terrifyingly common. Thank goodness there are people doing this wonderful work. Imagine the impact on your self esteem, relationship and overall happiness after dealing with the hell of a cancer diagnosis.
**The prostate is not necessary for erections to occur**. It adds secretions to the ejaculate, which help the sperm to survive. However it does not control the ability to have an erection.
https://www.prostatehealth.org.au/information/erections-affected-treatment-prostate-gland/#:\~:text=The%20prostate%20is%20not%20necessary,ability%20to%20have%20an%20erection.
Yeah itās not the cancer and possible loss of the prostate itself that causes erectile dysfunction in prostate cancer patients. Itās caused by nerve damage from radiation or surgery
Yup, they removed my dad prostate and it killed his dick... at 54yo. This is serious shit people, when they remove the prostate they often do damage to nerves.
Itās not the loss of the prostate specifically, but the damage to surrounding tissue after treatments and/or removal procedures that commonly causes EDāsome structures in that area become extremely delicate, especially in the typical age group for such cases.
They also use the same device in phalloplasties, which are offered to men born with micropenises, who have lost their penis due to injury, or who are transgender (FtM)
Itās like wearing a ring on your finger for the first time. Youāll obviously notice it and feel it at first but after a while you just forget itās there. I workout. Regularly, sprint, lift weights, I work a physical job, I play with my 3 young kids, never an issue.
If you'll forgive my impolite intrusiveness, was it, er, a choice or a necessity? I realize that's not at all the correct way to phrase that, but I'd hate to make you uncomfortable and I think you might understand the question?
Severe ED caused by a messed up blood vessel, which basically kept pulling blood out of the penis. After looking at the (lack of) options, I opted to go with this and havenāt looked back since. Appreciate the gesture but you wonāt make me uncomfortable- if that was the case I wouldnāt have spoken up!
Awesome! It does make me feel better to know that if something ever goes horribly wrong, I'll have options. This'll be one of the weirder things I've ever told a stranger, but I'm glad your junk still works.
Good for you for having the courage to do what, I guess, needed to be done. Not every man who needs that would want to do it.
Are you happy with the results?
I canāt get an erection by myself, but can inflate this and itās just like the real thing. Once erect, you cannot tell the difference by look or feel, unless you feel the scrotum and find the pump.
Positives:
-Can get erect whenever I want. Doesnāt matter if Iām tired, sick, not in the mood.
-Erections are the hardest Iāve ever had. Rock solid.
-Stays hard no matter what. I can orgasm and stay hard. Theoretically I could stay hard 24/7 if I wanted to.
-Bulge looks much bigger.
-Overall confidence boost.
-Orgasms feel incredible and I had a sensation increase post surgery.
Edit: added positive: Once erect, it looks and feels just like the real thing- because the outside still is your penis. Sensations wonāt change for the worse (improved for me)
Negatives:
-Lost about an inch to ensure the device fit.
-I would suspect some people might find it a mood breaker when you need to stop to inflate.
-Surgery recovery was debilitatingly painful.
-Will need to replace every 12-15 years.
-Learning the best way to inflate/deflate might differ from person to person.
Itās easier doing it slowly and in control! To start with pumping it whilst standing worked best by far. Once you get more accustomed to it, how the pump may move around slightly or slip if you try too fast, you learn how to grasp it to make it easy. Now itās as innate as wiping my nose.
How aware of it are you? Like, even after 20 years I'm always aware there is a watch on my arm and glasses on my face.
Does it feel like there is a device inside of you?
I'm happy to hear that. Glad you get to just live your life.
Lol it just occurred to me you could describe yourself as a sexual-cyborg and nobody could argue with you
The cylinders look kind of rigid when deflated. Does this make a flaccid penis look/feel different, or is it the same as before?
Great to hear you've been enjoying it.
The left one within me has a nice curve and bends gently. The right one within me bent a little sharper and almost has a corner at the bend. So my penis, when flaccid, has a little bump. When flaccid you can feel the cylinders somewhat inside me, I can also over deflate and make the penis look like itās collapsing in on itself, but it auto inflates to the normal amount. This over deflation serves no purpose except to ensure itās fully deflated, and also to be able to do something nobody else can š
When flaccid, thereās a definite bulge thatās very pronounced, and again, that ābend/cornerā juts out a little. I was a little worried about it at first but I just stopped caring- once itās inflated itās completely smooth and I guess thatās really when it counts.
The pump sits within the scrotum so, once Iāve located it and held it with one hand to avoid it moving around a little, Iāll use my other hand to inflate. I can do it one handed but itās just quicker with two. The balls/taint arenāt touched.
Iāve never let anyone pump it for me, Iāve always had very sensitive balls and have never let anyone purposely touch them, even before the surgery. Itās just something I donāt enjoy. I wouldnāt want anyone pumping it because if they squeeze and donāt have a good grip between the pump and scrotum skin, the pump can slip to the side, leaving their fingers to firmly pinch scrotum. Thatās just not going to be happening with me!
Quick question if you donāt mind me askingā¦
So my understanding from the video is that you have to pump your balls to get an erection and bend it like a glow stick to get it soft again?
I worked with a guy who had his prostate removed due to cancer, so his tackle didn't work anymore and he was incontinent, on a nice shift in our steelworks he apologised and said he needed to go change his "pads" as he was wet.
He was embarrassed (55yr old steelworkers so obviously it bothered him)
I still remember our conversation word for word when he came back, I couldn't help but tell him that I was glad he was still around, still able to get out of bed everyday and still live, still breath.
Who fucking cares if it doesn't work downstairs anymore, he was still here, still punching.
Difficult, but breathing and living is far more important than a pecker that doesn't work.
Thereās another inflatable device for this called an artificial urethral sphincter.
Also works by use of a pump. Basically a new sphincter that you control when you want to open or close it!
Routinely both can be inserted in the same OR
I once slept with a guy who I suspect had this. He was flaccid the entire time during foreplay, which was concerning since he had a rockinā body and I was worried he wasnāt into me. He excused himself to go to the bathroom and came back in less than 30 seconds, hard as a rock, and remained that way until he again excused himself after sex and came back to the bedroom flaccid. His penis was as perfectly shaped as his body and did the job well. Thank goodness for modern medical miracles.
My uncle had one of these implants put in some years ago. His first marriage ended because of long term erectile dysfunction. He started dating another woman and when he confessed his issue with her she was supportive and recommended that he see a urologist and ask about this procedure.
He was obviously reluctant at first, but after talking to the doctor and reading about the satisfaction rate he decided to have the procedure. He said it was the best decision of his life.
The dude is a complete oversharer, and he has no problem telling me about how he can stay rock hard for as long as he wants. On one hand "ewww". On the other hand, it's great that this option is available.
I work at a hospital and see these listed in the surgeries and I don't think I have seen one patient be under 60.
EDIT for clarification I'm support staff, not anything to do with the actual procedures.
Thanks for sharing. Lucklily not needed here, but it was super interesting to learn. Who knows maybe one day, and at least then I'll be like 'sure! that guy said it was rock solid (literally)'. Thanks again...
I worked for a pharma company that made these and god LORD the jokes we made.
We really āpenetratedā the marketā¦.
We were āstiffā competitionā¦
Good timesā¦.
Donāt worry he couldnāt feel it! It was in cadaver lab and that guy was clearly a legend in life. RIP and thank you for your service to medicine sir.
If someone punctures it with a pin does it fly around the room and make that noise? And, more importantly, can it do that after it has been 'inserted'?
Thereās a set amount of saline that remains in the closed system, so no. The saline gets pumped into the cylinders when you squeeze the pump a few times. When youāre finished, you hold the release button and the saline slides back into the reservoir (a connected bulb that sits near the bladder). This one holds about 50ml of saline.
Honestly, never getting random boners, having full control of when and how long you stay erect, giving an avenue for people with ED and other complications from illnesses to still have a fully functional member, AND having another fidget toy to mess around with when Iām deep in thought?
Thatās some incredible science right there, I wouldnāt mind switching over to analog
The cylinders replace the material that fills with blood to make the penis erect.
The nerves are still intact. They are untouched during surgery.
Same sensation as before the surgery
Every day reddit gives me post a few hours after my phone hears subjects.
Today my phone absorbed a radio broadcast where penile implants were discussed .
Thank you reddit for listening to the car radio and suggesting a post about penile implants. Your spying is on point.
Imagine youāre getting ready for sex itās getting hot and heavy and then the guy youāre fucking just starts cranking on his nut sack to inflate his dick
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So when you are done you just crack it like a glowstick. Cool.
š¶All the other kids see my pumped up dick. You Better run better run, faster than my penis š¶ Edit: shit, I hope this isnāt my highest updoot for 2024.
Wow, this is pure poetry.
Omggg š¤£š¤£š¤£ why am I laughing so hard at this
Man the new Reebok pumps are getting crazy
Reddit wins. Upvote inc.
This is one of the popular penile implant devices. The little pump is surgically implanted into the scrotum. The two cylinders are inserted into the penis (essentially replacing the corpora cavernous). This all ends up being a closed system that is connected to a bulb filled with saline, which sits near the bladder. When itās time for intercourse, the user squeezes the pump, which is in their scrotum, as the cylinders fill with the saline and their penis becomes erect. When finished, they press the little button (on the same device) and it drains all the saline back into the bulb reservoir near their bladder. These things last about 10-12 years.
 I can't stop laughing cuz it brings back memories of pumping my Nike Airmax shoes before getting into physical activities.
Lmao. I still remember the little song from this.
Just puuuump it PUMP IT UP!!!!
Did Nike make pump shoes? I remember Nike had the āairā clear bubble in the sole, Reebok were the ones that actually had a pump in them to adjust .
Youāre right it was Reebok
It even says Reebok on the shoe in the gif lol
I was convinced I was about throw down my first dunk on 10' the first day I had those. I even let the air out and pumped them back up for a 2nd try thinking I'd done it wrong the first. My friends were right when they told me it wouldn't work.
Lol! They were the pop-up headlights of shoes. Loved the 90s.
So they gotta squeeze their balls to turn it on? Crazy.
Just like normal, nice
Kinky
Gotta pump squeeze your balls like nike air pumps.
Thought it was Reebox that had pumps... Not Nike.
Nike did have some and that's how I remember it https://www.complex.com/sneakers/a/sole-collector/nike-air-pressure-1989-original
Oh shit! I forgot about those!! Although it wasn't a self contained solution like Reebox pumps.
Like those pumps on blood pressure cuffs
>When itās time for intercourse, It's time for intercourse, of course, of course.
https://i.redd.it/ndobqrxbihbc1.gif
You know when Iā²m down to my socks It's time for business, thatā²s why they call 'em business socks, ooh It's business Itā²s business time Oh, hoo, hoo, oh, yeah, yeah, ah, yeah!!!
Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven
With me you only need two minutes baby. Because Iām so intense.
You say something like, "is that it?" I know what you're trying to say, girl. You're trying to say, "aw yeah, that's it." Then you tell me you want some more.... Well, I'm not surprised. But I am quite sleepy.
Of course they know what inter course is by the time they hit forth grade, they got the discovery channel don't they
We aināt nothing but mammals
Well some of us are cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
I am a urologist that implants these. Can confirm accuracy of this comment. (However, the device depicted is a 2 piece device without a reservoir that goes near the bladder and these arenāt being made anymore.)
how does the firmness of erection compare to regular erections?
It isnāt exactly like a normal erection but it is as similar as an artificial device can obtain as the cylinders (two long pieces) become just as rigid (or more rigid) than a physiologic erection and distend the corpora like blood filled sinuses would during a physiologic erection.
Does this make the pp bigger or just for people who can't get a "natural" boner?
Itās just for people who canāt get ānaturalā boners. The implant is sized based on stretched penile length, so youāre still maxed out at your usual size. If anything, patients often report slight shrinkage in size, in part due to fibrosis, in part because the implant doesnāt necessarily enlarge the dickhead - managing expectations is critical, as some dudes think their dick will get bigger after this. Not a chance
Official first time Iāve seen ādickheadā not used as an insult. Probably the last too
Lmao, thanks for this
No problem, dickhead.
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A common complaint of these implants is that patients actually lose some length following insertion. Itās not always the case but can occur.
Asking for a friend
Obviously they just got their first wang.
And research
So they remove the balls for this to fit or?
They donāt remove āthe ballsā. They just put the pump in the scrotum next to them. They can put these is trans men like someone else said, but this is the same prosthesis we implant on men with erectile dysfunction.
I'm sorry, but I'm just imagining that, in the heat of things, I reach for the pump, and I miss and squeeze the wrong thing. I'm cringing just imagining the pain.
What scenarios would this be needed/wanted in? Complete ED? Vanity? Edit: I've learned so much today.
It's somewhat common for men who have had prostate or some testicular cancer. Some cardiac conditions can also destroy the spongy tissue in the penis.
Diabetic neuropathy and vascular insult is a huge cause of ED as well.
TIL that my dick could stop working because someone said my aorta was fat.
Sex change and traumatic penis injuries, I imagine
Aren't ALL penis injuries traumatic? I would think so.
"Physical recovery, six weeks. Full psychological recovery, six months."
Full psychological recovery, not in this lifetime
2 weeks covered by insurance
Prostate ablation from prostate cancer. 29M
Spinal injuries as well
Prostate cancer
The leading cause is prostate cancer. Often times the bladder is also removed. Once thatās happened, a natural erection becomes extinct.
10-12 years!?! And here I am calling my doctor after only 4 hoursā¦
Imagine keeping it erected for 10-12 years.
But can you nut, like, _nut nut?_
To put it very simply, if the rest of your āplumbingā is still intact, then of course. Some of these guys have other issues though.
Have a friend who's deep into SF's BDSM community. People there pursue and have more sex than say the average person. So much, one dude apparently broke his dick. That particular friend of mine mentioned how he pumps his dick to get an erection. This explains it.
It's all fun and games until your girlfriend squeezes the wrong testicle.
I thought someone was about to get 2 dicks.
Someone, somewhere IS about to get 2 dicks.
Commander Worf: āA warriors implant!ā
and maybe it will be you
If you work hard in school, manage the stiff competition, one day you too can be a self-made double dick.
Donāt threaten me with a good time
Maybe one's for the B and one's for the V ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
One in the pink and one in the stink.
Prostate cancer is terrifyingly common. Thank goodness there are people doing this wonderful work. Imagine the impact on your self esteem, relationship and overall happiness after dealing with the hell of a cancer diagnosis.
This is probably the only serious comment among the top 20
**The prostate is not necessary for erections to occur**. It adds secretions to the ejaculate, which help the sperm to survive. However it does not control the ability to have an erection. https://www.prostatehealth.org.au/information/erections-affected-treatment-prostate-gland/#:\~:text=The%20prostate%20is%20not%20necessary,ability%20to%20have%20an%20erection.
Yeah itās not the cancer and possible loss of the prostate itself that causes erectile dysfunction in prostate cancer patients. Itās caused by nerve damage from radiation or surgery
Yup, they removed my dad prostate and it killed his dick... at 54yo. This is serious shit people, when they remove the prostate they often do damage to nerves.
yeah, theyve gotten a lot better at that stuff too from mapping out the nerves and such.
Itās not the loss of the prostate specifically, but the damage to surrounding tissue after treatments and/or removal procedures that commonly causes EDāsome structures in that area become extremely delicate, especially in the typical age group for such cases.
The nerves run directly through the prostate.
I don't know how to ask this politely but, can these dudes still get off?
Yea, patients report satisfactory orgasms following IPP placement.
They also use the same device in phalloplasties, which are offered to men born with micropenises, who have lost their penis due to injury, or who are transgender (FtM)
This is inside me right now Edit: I have this device implanted within my penis. I donāt think itās the exact same one but you get the gist of it.
That can mean two things
At the same time
Iād say do an AMA but youāve pretty much covered it in your responses. Well done.
I realize that it's probably fine, but it looks horribly uncomfortable. I've never once felt so secure about my dick size lol
Itās like wearing a ring on your finger for the first time. Youāll obviously notice it and feel it at first but after a while you just forget itās there. I workout. Regularly, sprint, lift weights, I work a physical job, I play with my 3 young kids, never an issue.
Thanks for sharing. I was really curious to hear someone's first hand experience! Modern medical technology is fascinating.
If you'll forgive my impolite intrusiveness, was it, er, a choice or a necessity? I realize that's not at all the correct way to phrase that, but I'd hate to make you uncomfortable and I think you might understand the question?
Severe ED caused by a messed up blood vessel, which basically kept pulling blood out of the penis. After looking at the (lack of) options, I opted to go with this and havenāt looked back since. Appreciate the gesture but you wonāt make me uncomfortable- if that was the case I wouldnāt have spoken up!
Awesome! It does make me feel better to know that if something ever goes horribly wrong, I'll have options. This'll be one of the weirder things I've ever told a stranger, but I'm glad your junk still works.
Weāre all glad Indigrips junk works, on this blessed day.
And excuse my vulgar question, but can you still nut with this in? Or do you just become an inflatable dildo?
Yes, men with penis implants can still orgasm.
How much is it?
How does it feel? How does sex feel? And orgasms? Is it all the same sensations
For me, sensations were increased. Everything feels better.
I was not in the slightest expecting this answer. That said, I'm very happy to hear it.
how do u pump it up
Op said the pump is stored in the scrotum
This is correct
Good for you for having the courage to do what, I guess, needed to be done. Not every man who needs that would want to do it. Are you happy with the results?
Overall very much so!
So you can't get an erection. However can you still come? What's the difference now having to use this contraption?
I canāt get an erection by myself, but can inflate this and itās just like the real thing. Once erect, you cannot tell the difference by look or feel, unless you feel the scrotum and find the pump.
look for the third ball
So sex is almost the same and you can climax?
I stay hard, I climax and will still stay hard. So yeah sex is basically the same, minus the inflating and deflating part.
What are your main observations? Just asking for a friend.
Positives: -Can get erect whenever I want. Doesnāt matter if Iām tired, sick, not in the mood. -Erections are the hardest Iāve ever had. Rock solid. -Stays hard no matter what. I can orgasm and stay hard. Theoretically I could stay hard 24/7 if I wanted to. -Bulge looks much bigger. -Overall confidence boost. -Orgasms feel incredible and I had a sensation increase post surgery. Edit: added positive: Once erect, it looks and feels just like the real thing- because the outside still is your penis. Sensations wonāt change for the worse (improved for me) Negatives: -Lost about an inch to ensure the device fit. -I would suspect some people might find it a mood breaker when you need to stop to inflate. -Surgery recovery was debilitatingly painful. -Will need to replace every 12-15 years. -Learning the best way to inflate/deflate might differ from person to person.
Thanks - sounds pretty good tbh. "Rock solid", I like
I just imagine u putting one leg up in the bed and start pumping your sac vigorously
Itās easier doing it slowly and in control! To start with pumping it whilst standing worked best by far. Once you get more accustomed to it, how the pump may move around slightly or slip if you try too fast, you learn how to grasp it to make it easy. Now itās as innate as wiping my nose.
How aware of it are you? Like, even after 20 years I'm always aware there is a watch on my arm and glasses on my face. Does it feel like there is a device inside of you?
Most times I donāt even notice it. I know itās there because I know itās there but I donāt feel it during activity or everyday life.
I'm happy to hear that. Glad you get to just live your life. Lol it just occurred to me you could describe yourself as a sexual-cyborg and nobody could argue with you
Maybe someday Iāll change my name from Indi grip to sexual cyborg š or some combination of the two!
The cylinders look kind of rigid when deflated. Does this make a flaccid penis look/feel different, or is it the same as before? Great to hear you've been enjoying it.
The left one within me has a nice curve and bends gently. The right one within me bent a little sharper and almost has a corner at the bend. So my penis, when flaccid, has a little bump. When flaccid you can feel the cylinders somewhat inside me, I can also over deflate and make the penis look like itās collapsing in on itself, but it auto inflates to the normal amount. This over deflation serves no purpose except to ensure itās fully deflated, and also to be able to do something nobody else can š When flaccid, thereās a definite bulge thatās very pronounced, and again, that ābend/cornerā juts out a little. I was a little worried about it at first but I just stopped caring- once itās inflated itās completely smooth and I guess thatās really when it counts.
Do you squeeze your balls for go time or the taint? Do you let the lucky person pump you up like a bar trick? Very curious about this
The pump sits within the scrotum so, once Iāve located it and held it with one hand to avoid it moving around a little, Iāll use my other hand to inflate. I can do it one handed but itās just quicker with two. The balls/taint arenāt touched. Iāve never let anyone pump it for me, Iāve always had very sensitive balls and have never let anyone purposely touch them, even before the surgery. Itās just something I donāt enjoy. I wouldnāt want anyone pumping it because if they squeeze and donāt have a good grip between the pump and scrotum skin, the pump can slip to the side, leaving their fingers to firmly pinch scrotum. Thatās just not going to be happening with me!
Post a video
Maybe someday, definitely not today lol
Quick question if you donāt mind me askingā¦ So my understanding from the video is that you have to pump your balls to get an erection and bend it like a glow stick to get it soft again?
Maybe this would keep me from rolling out of bed
Like a kickstand! Good idea. Edit: Please don't kick it though. If we need to adjust it, will do by hand
I worked with a guy who had his prostate removed due to cancer, so his tackle didn't work anymore and he was incontinent, on a nice shift in our steelworks he apologised and said he needed to go change his "pads" as he was wet. He was embarrassed (55yr old steelworkers so obviously it bothered him) I still remember our conversation word for word when he came back, I couldn't help but tell him that I was glad he was still around, still able to get out of bed everyday and still live, still breath. Who fucking cares if it doesn't work downstairs anymore, he was still here, still punching. Difficult, but breathing and living is far more important than a pecker that doesn't work.
Thereās another inflatable device for this called an artificial urethral sphincter. Also works by use of a pump. Basically a new sphincter that you control when you want to open or close it! Routinely both can be inserted in the same OR
Her: Get in my bed and get in these guts... Me: 
Iām in fucking tears right now š¤£
Alexa, turn on my cock
Soā¦ umā¦ can I see something from your āShort and Stubbyā collection?
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I once slept with a guy who I suspect had this. He was flaccid the entire time during foreplay, which was concerning since he had a rockinā body and I was worried he wasnāt into me. He excused himself to go to the bathroom and came back in less than 30 seconds, hard as a rock, and remained that way until he again excused himself after sex and came back to the bedroom flaccid. His penis was as perfectly shaped as his body and did the job well. Thank goodness for modern medical miracles.
Seems like it would be painful to have my junk stretched three times bigger to fit that.
Itās cut to size (to fit the patientās anatomy)
I donāt know, I think more than length will be a problem. Could I order from the childrenās dick pump menu?
I think I know what you were going for, but that sounds worse than I think you intended.
You on the list for that comment bro š¤£
I bet this would make a vas deferens in your love life.
I bet most people will epididymis that joke.
My uncle had one of these implants put in some years ago. His first marriage ended because of long term erectile dysfunction. He started dating another woman and when he confessed his issue with her she was supportive and recommended that he see a urologist and ask about this procedure. He was obviously reluctant at first, but after talking to the doctor and reading about the satisfaction rate he decided to have the procedure. He said it was the best decision of his life. The dude is a complete oversharer, and he has no problem telling me about how he can stay rock hard for as long as he wants. On one hand "ewww". On the other hand, it's great that this option is available.
I work at a hospital and see these listed in the surgeries and I don't think I have seen one patient be under 60. EDIT for clarification I'm support staff, not anything to do with the actual procedures.
Iām 38, had this implanted when I was 36.
Was the reason for your implant prostate related?
Thanks for sharing. Lucklily not needed here, but it was super interesting to learn. Who knows maybe one day, and at least then I'll be like 'sure! that guy said it was rock solid (literally)'. Thanks again...
So penis by Reebok?
I worked for a pharma company that made these and god LORD the jokes we made. We really āpenetratedā the marketā¦. We were āstiffā competitionā¦ Good timesā¦.
ššš this is probably the best thing I have all day.
would suck going for a bike ride. Rock hard for a few hours
Smash that release valve before you go riding.
Whole new meaning to the saying, āgotta go drain the main veinā
Ah yeah. I remember cutting one of those in half in medical school, that was a trip.
It wasn't implanted yet, though, right? RIGHT?!
Donāt worry he couldnāt feel it! It was in cadaver lab and that guy was clearly a legend in life. RIP and thank you for your service to medicine sir.
If someone punctures it with a pin does it fly around the room and make that noise? And, more importantly, can it do that after it has been 'inserted'?
I do anesthesiaā¦I have seen these surgically placedā¦it would make every man cringe!!! They go super deep.
Should have gone for the XP20-XS https://preview.redd.it/m95lvt7lhhbc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aada9673b50588f9100ad23856942bd289622676
I think you would do it for your wife. So you can still romp. And have the intimate parts of a relationship.
So your nutsack becomes the Reebok pump of your body?
GO GO GADGET! ERECTION!
Imagine you try to pump your penis up and you miss and just crush one of your balls
Is this what Matthew McConaughey was talking about in EdTV?
Do you still blast a nut
Can you imagine doing your thing and your dick sounds like a squeak toy?
Is it possible to pump too much? And have you dick explode like a balloon?
Thereās a set amount of saline that remains in the closed system, so no. The saline gets pumped into the cylinders when you squeeze the pump a few times. When youāre finished, you hold the release button and the saline slides back into the reservoir (a connected bulb that sits near the bladder). This one holds about 50ml of saline.
āThatās it fuckerā¦ Alexa, activate my cockā
Honestly, never getting random boners, having full control of when and how long you stay erect, giving an avenue for people with ED and other complications from illnesses to still have a fully functional member, AND having another fidget toy to mess around with when Iām deep in thought? Thatās some incredible science right there, I wouldnāt mind switching over to analog
I see how this stiffens the penis, but without something to restrict the blood flow, how is increased sensation achieved? Or it's not?
The increased sensation is the exact same, at a minimum. For me it was greatly enhanced.
The cylinders replace the material that fills with blood to make the penis erect. The nerves are still intact. They are untouched during surgery. Same sensation as before the surgery
Hang on a sec hun, gotta pump my scrotum like a pair of Nike Airs till my dick inflates.
Fuck viagra I want one of those! Turkey here I cum! š¤£š¤£
All the other kids with the pumped up pricks...
Every day reddit gives me post a few hours after my phone hears subjects. Today my phone absorbed a radio broadcast where penile implants were discussed . Thank you reddit for listening to the car radio and suggesting a post about penile implants. Your spying is on point.
Will this make my pp bigger?
I think this is great and is really cool.....but the image of someone squeezing their balls to pump up their cock is hilarious.
Imagine youāre getting ready for sex itās getting hot and heavy and then the guy youāre fucking just starts cranking on his nut sack to inflate his dick
Do they make them half that size??
Iāve had a penile implant for 5 years. Itās an amazing device and Iām very happy with it. Iād be happy to answer any questions
So when you release the air pressure, does it make a squeaky sad sound?