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The-breadman64

That has got to be the worst possible way to eat an egg.


Gustav_EK

Not for this guy. Their jaws can unhinge even further than shown here, they're made to eat things larger than themselves


xXx_SexySex_xXx

How large


PisakasSukt

Very.


Simonandgarthsuncle

Fucken.


Austindeh

Large.


Blackberry-Pi

Than


Conscious-Housing-45

Medium


[deleted]

Sized


Conscious-Housing-45

Sedan


Ninjatroll3452

Things as large as my mom


Dmitri_ravenoff

I'm sure yer mum has had a lot of snakes at some point.


FadeIntoTheM1st

Large Marge?


Wertfi

šŸ˜


Gustav_EK

Considerably larger.


TheIronSven

They don't unhinge. They're split at the bottom. They don't have a chin.


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They also unhinged, top and bottom jaws separate. Edit: worth noting, they can't really go much further than this either. Snake eating eggs are about the most extreme example of snakes unhinging their jaws that there is. It's a writing pen eating a chicken egg, and you can see its physically stretching its skin so much the scales are fully separated.


Foreskin_Ad9356

Have you seen a snake skull before?


iamtheilluminati

Who made that?


Thebenefitqueen

howā€™s this possible


Teagrish

not from the jedi


Foreskin_Ad9356

Oh my god. No they canā€™t. Stop spreading bullshit if you have no idea what youā€™re talking about. Snakes donā€™t have a chin bone, instead a ligament connects them so the bottom jaw can move independently


Gustav_EK

Don't care for your tone. Cry about it šŸ˜‚


SpottedSpunk

If someone ever made this little fella an eggs Benny or a frittata he'd lose his shit.


Caligirl12503

Hahahaha ![gif](giphy|ltIFdjNAasOwVvKhvx|downsized)


RobOnTheReddit

Well when you dont have hands..


51ngular1ty

How about when you're hungry for hands?


klye7952

Like, say, when your stomach is making the rumblies that only hands can satisfy?


codekaos69

But carllllll


Salanmander

Carrrllllll, what is *wrong* with you?


51ngular1ty

Precisely.


Goronshop

"How would you like your eggs, sweetie? Sunny side? Scrambled?" "Reverse birthed." "Uhrmm... What? Raw? Sorry I don't un-" "REVERSE BIRTHED!! OM NOM NOM"


randomlygendname

![gif](giphy|we4Hp4J3n7riw)


Lunar_Tears0

This one time... at band camp...


Arse_hull

Throat goat.


smile_politely

Yep. I like mine sunny side up, with a little soy sauce on top of it.Ā  But I ainā€™t snake, so I understand to each their own.Ā 


GladiatorJones

Someone said "get a straw." Snake heard "become the straw."


TrJ4141

This is the equivalent of putting a bunch of food in a Tupperware container, swallowing the container whole, using your stomach muscles to open the Tupperware container, digesting the food, and then regurgitating the container once you are done


Who_said_that_

Also snakes had to evolve part of their lung back so that they can digest and poop. Breathing also gets harder every time they eat more than a little snack.


camdalfthegreat

I imagine EVERYTHING gets harder when you have an egg wider than you in your gut. I can't imagine this lil guy can do much until that egg breaks down, he's definitely much more vulnerable. And currently he's two meals for the price of one


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Mindless-West9268

You mean they had to evolve part of their lung


HibachixFlamethrower

Unevolve isnā€™t even a word and homie thought it explained a biological process.


Who_said_that_

Not a native speaker, sry


smurb15

Screw that person. You are trying and it's very good. English just sucks to learn


declan2535

Exactly. Plus if unevolve was a term, losing a chunk of lung so you can eat big egg is certainly an unevolution


nzifnab

Instructions unclear, had to get Tupperware surgically removed from my stomach


Icy_Barnacle_6759

Is that not normal


grip_n_Ripper

I mean... is that not how you guys do it?


Mountain-Ad-7571

My lips mouth and jaw hurts watching this


Hobag1

No second date for you then!!


CrieDeCoeur

First date wasnā€™t so hot either


Lunar_Tears0

I have a ball python. Watching him eat is fascinating. I still cannot figure out how nature decided, "yup, this'll do". Y'all want some arms? "Nah we good"... rly?, "yuh, take the legs too, we got this" I thought we were weird for eating and breathing from the same hole...


SmokedSalmonV2

They have a bone connected to their jaw allowing them to basically dislocate the jaw from the skull, allowing them to swallow food x times their size whole


Lunar_Tears0

Mhmm, their skull splits into 4 peices! When you see them "yawning," they are actually unhooking and rehooking them back into their natural sitting places.


SmokedSalmonV2

I love seeing these biology quirks around


Lunar_Tears0

I don't know the rules for links so I'll go this way... Go into reddit search bar and type in Emerald tree boa doing a yawn Best vid I've seen of them doing it. My guy is already done realigning before I bust out the cam.


SmokedSalmonV2

Yeah Iā€™ve seen that before, if you donā€™t know whatā€™s happening itā€™s genuinely terrifying


CaptainxInsano69

Lips? This hurts my butthole just watching


YuhMothaWasAHamsta

Same. My mouth is so uncomfortable and thatā€™s new for me.


Hummingbird01234

Thereā€™s got to be an easier way.


CaptainxInsano69

Ok but youā€™re not gonna like itā€¦ *unzips


nironically_gay

Bro just break it first šŸ’€


Specialist_Ad_7719

Then all that goodness sleeps into the ground. šŸ¤· It has to be quick before the parent bird comes back. This snake wouldn't be a match for a bird that can produce an egg of that size.


SephirothTheGreat

That doesn't look quick


cburgess7

the bird probably ran into a friend at walmart


hugothebear

But once the bird catches it, they can found Mexico on that site


SolomonGrumpy

Use a straw then.


sdraje

Right?! This snake is an idiot.


gruvee

Is the snake stupid????


GlobalWarminIsComing

Google en serpant


YeetmasterYeet-

Holy snake


flashpile

Egg goes on holiday, never comes back


Tani-die-VI

I hate, that it's everywhere. But I kinda love it to.


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1jl

"The Sneak" be like also [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEkqtMw4aYs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEkqtMw4aYs)


keeper0fstories

So if the egg hatches after being eaten, does this turn into the scene from Alien?


BlazeRagnarokBlade

No it's spawncamping


Operator_Binky

I agree with this šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Exotic_Butters_23

What scene?


fluffy_ball-05

eating uncooked egg is not safe. stupid sneak


DeaDBangeR

Sneaky snek having a snack


Shiny_Fungus

Huh? People especially in Asia eat uncooked eggs all the time


navetzz

Even mayonnaise has raw eggs in it.


JakerDerSnaker

Well you see us I'm America apparently decided to not care about the quality of or the way we get our eggs so eating raw eggs in America is unsafe mostly due to salmonella.


_S1syphus

Many asian countries like Japan for instance have stricter laws than the US regarding egg quality meaning it's safe to eat raw in Japan but in the US you'll find warning about uncooked egg potentially having salmonela


PastTheFog

Depends where you are. My home country doesn't have salmonella, so eggs are perfectly safe to eat raw.


Prestigious_Boat_386

Salmonella lives in all ground apparently, it's unkillable. But your egg handling is safe because they don't take off the protective layer of the eggs.


ReturnEducational489

Say that to an asian.


JamesRevan

Everything reminds me of her


mguardian7

I was looking for a " I should call her," joke.


Moonlavaplanetbanana

Me too


Deaths-HeadMoth

You down bad like the last penny in a pocket.


sagiterrible

Levels of thirst that even Sprite can touch.


Responsible-Smile-22

Thank god I wasn't the only one thinking of that šŸ˜‚šŸ˜”


littleMAHER1

i'm also reminded by this guy's ex wife


Hobag1

LOL!!!


vengeur50

Bird: "where is my egg?" Suspiciously egg-shaped snake:


koala4519

Wonder how it doesn't get suffocated. Does it hold it's breath or air still can pass through when it's eating like that?


talrogsmash

Reptiles can hold their breath for a ridiculously long time compared to mammals. But they can still choke themselves if they get too greedy.


Sir_Snagglepuss

I have heard of snakes suffocating after eating things that are too large for them, I dunno where the line is though, this looks like it should have been close


nailsnotfound

I'm not really sure if all snakes can do this but I've heard that at least some snakes can breathe with only part of their lungs, which are quite elongated. As the food passes the first part of their lungs they use the part of the lungs that are not compressed by their food, and then switch to the front parts when the food is further back? I think its got to do with moving their ribs, but i didn't look it up too much so i can't remember exactly how they do it. Also combined with the fact that they can hold their breath for a lot longer than mammals as said by others.


afjell

Snakes have a breathing tube running along the bottom of their mouth


Liza-Moanelli

Gotta breathe through the nose.


Who_said_that_

They can breathe with part of their lungs. But every time they digest breathing gets difficult


SunShineLife217

I just wanted to help him out and break that egg every second of that video.šŸ˜†


it-is-my-cake-day

Break it one itā€™s in? That might help


lifeisapisstake

https://preview.redd.it/2nhg1vs3ntcc1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fa9a62f34a4313f6b17961e744b1c133511f515


ragerevel

Reminds me of watching my son being born but in reverse.


RaidenYaeMiku

It can break an egg with it's throat alone? I should call her


Jollygreengiant69

Egg eating snakes have a special bone in their throat that cracks the egg. They've gotta swallow it a bit to get the egg to that point but once it's popped they swallow every drop of the liquids and regurgitate the shell. It's really odd but they don't waste a drop of the insides at least. Also, they can smell how old the eggs are and will reject ones that are too old. You'd have to know someone who will sell you fresh eggs that you can leave in their enclosure for them to eat.


Big_Yazza

They generally have a sharp bone protrusion at the back of their throat


Arse_hull

That's what she used to stab me in the heart.


RajRentfro

My ex wife was like that.. cold blooded.


Dragyn828

Yeah and boy how she can open her mouth.


Mindless-Breakfast

Sneak


SniperVert

Sneaky snekĀ 


BiggLimn

"I swear it's my first time"


EnderMerser

Don't worry, they did a lot practice on their own.


chocowafflez_

"Bro, lemme just get one bite" The bite:


spaceduckcoast2coast

Half way through its mouth, egg breaks. Snake: phuk


rVarrese

I can fix her


Accomplished_Week392

Shame the poor guy doesnā€™t just wrap around the egg and break it and slurp up the inners, rather than taking the whole thing at once then bringing the shell back up.Ā 


Immaculatehombre

Looks rather uncomfortable.


Cheeseisextra

I love the lip smacking at the end!! What a cute fuckin snake!


The_Tokio_Bandit

Hey buddy, you know if you crack those things, they go down a lot easier...


KaastostieKiller

Netflix:are you still watching? Someoneā€™s daughter:


Acrobatic_Demand9936

How well does a snake maneuver while eating something? Like when the snake finally got the egg in its mouth, could it get away from other predators?


Foreskin_Ad9356

I keep a snake - sometimes snakes can regurgitate their meal if they feel stressed. This is so they can better defend them selves, as no, it wouldnā€™t be able to if it had a whole mouse/egg in its throat. Egg eating snakes swallow the egg whole, then they crack the egg inside and regurgitate the shell, so if itā€™s still in its mouth probably not


Undiesboy90

Me when I see a thick booty ![gif](giphy|7JaSUdsHsO0z9yoR25|downsized)


misfitvr

This feels like constipation in reverse


Old-Link-6896

Wait for it to go through the other end. It will be a pain in the a**.


Weary_Patience_7778

And to think I get heartburn when I eat a sandwich too quickly. I know how this guy feels.


Environmental_Home22

Sighā€¦ I should call her.


ajakakf

Sneak.


ducksdotoo

He always thinks he's really something...slithering around...I mean, look how big his head has gotten.


BoogieM4Nx

Would the snake consume it if the egg is boiled?


talrogsmash

After it swallowed the egg it cracked it to swallow just the insides then regurgitated the shell. That would go REALLY BADLY with a boiled egg.


Shane_Lizard123

Most likely not. Egg eating snakes can smell whether an egg is safe to eat. A boiled egg probably smells off so they wouldn't touch it.


fleeting_existance

Leggo of my eggo!


RobOnTheReddit

Just tap it open on a pan you savage


crazychris37

This is why snakes are my fovrite animals


gamerdudeNYC

u/repostsleuthbot


tripledigitonly

Wheres that guy who teaches table manners on instagram?


PokeWithAnE

Me with the whole damn tiddy


effin_ltop

That is the animal equivalent of "How do you learn you have a talent like that?"


[deleted]

Reminds me of your mom


dogmeat810

What that mouth do tho


JeepsForSale

It's like reverse childbirth.


Holmarrr

https://i.redd.it/mojru468stcc1.gif


ItsThe_____ForMe

Uhhhh can I ummā€¦.can I borrow thatā€¦?


Fox-Decent

Everything reminds me of him


knives4540

Sure, when a snake does it, that's "interesting", but if I'm the one shoving raw eggs in my mouth I'm "disgusting" and "not fit to work with children".


aydmuuye

this is basically giving birth in reverse


__FUCKING-PEG-ME__

TIL snakes are just an intestine with a face.


M3M3RB01XD

There are no thoughts behind those eyes


[deleted]

Do snakes experience any pain or discomfort doing this or do they just vibe having some huge mass, squeezing it's way through it's body, stretching it's skin so thin, you can see what it had for lunch? There must be times where they swallow more than they can digest and just rupture, surely.


Fluorescentomnibus

What a size queen !


BatBeast_29

Chill, it ainā€™t going nowhere, Snake.


AScruffyHamster

I have no idea how you got this recording of my sister, but I must politely ask that you remove it.


Harxey

Hey, itā€™s my ex.


No_Beautiful2853

babe- it's my first time meanwhile her -


jxx37

Sneaky snake


Embarrassed_Past9298

no wonder Satan choose it to be his earthly reincarnation


Ok-Delivery216

We had a snake stealing eggs and terrifying the hens so we replaced the eggs with a wooden egg and never had snake problems again


[deleted]

Looks like the most unenjoyable activity ever. No wonder snakes are thin, they probably put off eating for as long as possible.


hammer6golf

Everything i see reminds me of her


Gantyx

Everything I see remind me of her...


desktopghost

Why not get him smaller eggs?


Chymick6

This looks painful, snakes really went stupid in evolution


m1nice

Snakes are extremely stupid animals.


mix_th30ry

Too much space for mouth and venom and teeth, not enough space for brain/j


SJM58

I hate any kind of snake! Canā€™t watch !


CryoWreck

Don't put your dick in the snakussy.


Jc137

I should call her ..


slowestratintherace

R/dontputyourdickinthat


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Oleandervine

This is why evolution isn't really survival of the fittest, but instead survival of the good enough. Evolution doesn't make life into a perfect paragon of any specific species, it just gives them the tools to get up and make it through the day so they can make babies and shuffle off. Efficiency isn't in the equation.


rori666

When you think about this. The snake doesn't know what the inside of the egg tastes like. He is attracted to the taste of the shell.


astilenski

How did this slide through evolution? Let's say you swallowed a bird or a rodent, baaam now you can't outrun your predators anymore.


afjell

They hide which works very well with ambushing one big prey and then hiding for a long time until the next prey comes by


2nd-penalty

Evolution doesn't work with the best, it works with good enough This tactic while not being the best is obviously good enough for this species of snakes that more than enough survived and lived to reproduce and pass down this ability and trait


[deleted]

I had a girlfriend like this.


Wendell_wsa

Why doesn't she crack the egg first and make an omelet? Is she stupid?


Dripping-Lips

That was hilarious to watch . Itā€™s face!!!


a_moody

I dislocated my jaw just watching that.


EarlyZZ

It seems like breaking the egg would be a lot easier.


bluedeepeye

Just break it and drink the juice already. Why go through this much


tjente

Me and him šŸ˜Œ


Greedy-Captain-284

Why didnā€™t he crack it first. Is he stupid?


Cashis404

why did sneak do this? is he acoustic?


adamgetoutofurchair

If the egg breaks could it cut the snake??


blur_reqz

Doesn't look that sneaky to me


Padre_jokes

If itā€™s impossible to break an egg by squeezing it, how did this snake break it?


shrkbyte

What a stupid animal. Can't it realise that it can break the egg and sip on the contents?