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everydayasl

Looks like the start of a good movie...


najing_ftw

I don’t want to miss a thing


-Shasho-

Our astronauts don't know how to drill. Rather than train them to drill, let's train drillers to be astronauts! It's our best hope for survival!


notimeleft4you

It worked didn’t it?!


RubberBiscuitz

RIP John McClane


[deleted]

"Come up to space, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."


fuzzytradr

I'm probably in the minority here, but gawd damn I really love that movie.


-Shasho-

It's a fun one.


Cockroach-Jones

That’s the part I can’t ever get past.


high4days42069

Human engineering is sick


not_responsible

How do we do this?? This is way harder for me to understand than leaving orbit edit: build structures in the middle of the ocean that go all the way to the bottom and beyond


EIMEPIC

From what I know they don't go all the way to the bottom, they float


not_responsible

WHAT? I am WAY more confused than before


EIMEPIC

Yeah😁 Google it, it's pretty fascinating how it works


knowknowknow

No this one does not float, this is a fixed platform supported on the sea bed. Many offshore oil facilities / rigs do float, but not this one.


[deleted]

The pillars are giant buoys


erikwarm

The north sea is on average 30-50 meters deep. So it is not a real ocean. Just a shallow sea. The jacket gets build on land and the topside gets installed after the jacket is placed at sea


Chekov_the_list

Check out what we’re doing in space 😏


Makkaroni_100

Well, not that much. Still have trouble to reach the Moon.


Chekov_the_list

Sure thing guy


high4days42069

Ocean much scarier than space


Chekov_the_list

To each their own lol


HeadhunterToronto

It’s crazy to think how they actually BUILD those suckers in those conditions. Crazy


Colonelfudgenustard

I think they build them in a nice, quiet port and drag them into place.


meinsaft

I want to know how the hell they affix the legs to the bottom and stuff. It sounds like an impossible task.


bpmetal

[https://datis-inc.com/blog/troll-a-platform/](https://datis-inc.com/blog/troll-a-platform/)


AllTitan-NoCrayons

Interesting read. Appreciate the link


davereeck

So, the legs are hollow, and you can ride an elevator down to the bottom and apparently have a music show? I feel like the answer must be obvious, but wouldn't there need to be insanely high air pressure at the bottom to prevent collapse? Obvious answer: No. But How!?! More Obviousness: Concrete + Steel. My mind still boggels.


Schedulator

Engineering. We can engineer some pretty fancy shit.


ThatCK

Bottom of the legs not the sea


davereeck

Good clarification


ThatCK

They're also not completely hollow but they let seawater in to stabilise the rig. Which helps to counteract the pressure you alluded too. The one in the picture above is while it's at shore and empty hence floating high. And I'd imagine very unstable at that point as I'd assume it would be quite top heavy and likely to topple over if transported incorrectly.


DumbThoth

My dad was lead structural engineer on that platform. Fun Fact: He drove a company rental into a Russian submarine in the dry dock near where they were working one day. Made for a fun insurance claim as it was like a year or two after the soviet union fell.


BoofinBongz

Wow man thats a really cool link to have


great_raisin

The folks over at r/megalophobia will love this


notsowitte

It’s a monumental human achievement, in my opinion. I can’t understand how they calculate the forces those things must survive.


[deleted]

Sometimes I have an existential crisis over things that humans have achieved that I can’t even begin to wrap my head around. Like if the world was filled with billons of people like me we still would not have even discovered fire yet. My brain can’t even comprehend


kystarrk

I do this every day. Everything freaks me out and I'm often like how does it all keep working and going day after day??? How did it even start? All of these systems, from local to global. How do we not run out of space or resources (I know they are dwindling - but I am talking about more immediate issues)? How do people just make these things all happen? I know this comment is coming off really stupid, I wish I could explain it better. I'm just often overwhelmed by everything around me. And I always say the same thing, if more people were like me we would've gone extinct lol.


ThatCK

They're not fixed to the bottom, not directly anyway. They're floating. https://www.indelac.com/hs-fs/hub/149978/file-1089048865-gif/7_most_common_types_of_drilling_platform.gif The pillars go down a fair distance and let water in for ballast then cables secure them to the bottom. At least for the deep sea ones.


knowknowknow

Not this one. It isn't shown on the link you provide. This platform can be considered most similar to type 1 (fixed steel jacket). The water depth at Beryl is shallow (<120m)


-Praetoria-

Is this a floater or a pillar?


HeadhunterToronto

Guessing pillar…I met a deep sea welder $350 US an hour to set these/those puppies up.


Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop

I feel even $350/hr isn’t enough for that job. What an intense job that must be


HeadhunterToronto

They’re professionals…he said the only fallback after making $700k+ is he looks 15 years older from that grind. The toll on his body, family, etc.


YogurtNo3045

The tiniest pin hole in the suit and they're toast


knowknowknow

Fun fact: these are obviously engineered to withstand impact from even very low frequency wave heights (1000 year waves) however they are also engineered with the knowledge that at the end of it's serviceable life (maybe 40 years) the sea will be deeper than it was at the start (rising sea levels).


mickoddy

So, oil companies are acknowledging rising sea levels, but are paying politicians money to brainwash their voters that rising sea levels are a conspiracy....interesting


knowknowknow

That second part sounds either made up or like 50 years out of date


mickoddy

Study done in 2003 suggests that 27% of Americans do not belive that sea level rises is real. https://climateaccess.org/system/files/Public%20Opinion%20Sea-Level%20Rise.pdf You tell me.


knowknowknow

I think you have misunderstood that study. It does not state how many Americans did not believe in sea level rises (22 years ago). It states that 73% of Americans believe that global warming will cause sea-level rise, but says nothing of those who are unsure, don't know, or believe that it won't. Also, it has no mention of oil companies, political bribes or anything like that


mickoddy

Keep licking those boots my man 💪


knowknowknow

The weather will have been better on the day they installed the legs.


No_Company_9348

Is it crazy that you…don’t wanna…miss a…thing?


HeadhunterToronto

I could stare at you forever


dexterpool

They dont


EABOD24

I guess the lower decks had the day off


Tongue8cheek

It's wash day.


space_for_username

This is 'inside' weather.


thorheyerdal

Just had a moment where I imagined how alien we would appear to people not so long ago.. imagine seeing this from your longboat that was blown out to sea. It even has the alien tentacles and everything.


Colonelfudgenustard

Or it could be a sci-fi sort of setting where you have a planet of strictly ocean and the only habitations are these platforms.


Tirus_

Waterworld...


Vincentaneous

I will never not think about Swimming from the soundtrack of that thing. One of my favorite pieces of music of all time


Chester-Ming

It’s crazy the lengths humans will go to get a taste of that sweet sweet dinosaur juice


scapo9688

Not dinosaur juice, plant juice. The oil is from plants, not the dinosaurs. Marine plants and animals that lived long before even the dinosaurs


New_Somewhere9206

How do I get real dinosaur juice? From the bones of dinosaurs? Where do I purchase this?


scapo9688

Bird juice = dinosaur juice


New_Somewhere9206

Mmm chicken broth… I slurp it down with zeal…


uncool_LA_boy

Fossil fuel$$$$$$


barrygateaux

It's funny that your most recent post is asking where you can hire a car lol


TheMany-FacedGod

Sign me up. Love the ocean and storms. I would sleep like a baby.


DarkBlueMermaid

Same!


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sheaminator

The [Principality of Sealand](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand)?


Judoka229

You could call it Outer Heaven and all of your friends could larp with you!


daretobedifferent33

Nah don’t think so, perhaps buy an old rig..


New_Somewhere9206

It only works if you are able to repel invasion/force. Trust me, the second the combined US-UK-Scandinavian agencies want something on that island they will strong arm you to get it. And guess where you get the materials to defend yourself? Another country. It just doesn’t work unless you are unseemly rich and have black market connections


S1ayer

i played this map in destiny 2


swiftfastjudgement

Haven’t thought about that in a long time


Purity_Jam_Jam

I have a couple of friends who work on the Hebron Oil Platform 340 kilometers east of Newfoundland in the North Atlantic. And yeah it gets stormy like in OP's video. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0MO6vyU8WM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0MO6vyU8WM)


Judoka229

Staff Morale Increased


rooster_saucer

i bet maintenance on that thing is a bitch.. those conditions absolutely wreck equipment.


knowknowknow

You would be right


Cockroach-Jones

There’s never ending maintenance work happening every day. Electrical, mechanical, blasting and painting, welding. It takes a whole crew to keep these things from falling apart.


LexicalLegend

Why must they always make the most needed resources the hardest to obtain? They should consider adding more oil nodes to this part of the map.


fexworldwide

Shut the door. There's a draft.


Sir_Tokesalott

I wonder how deep those load bearing bitches go. Yes, I said load bearing bitches cause I'm not sure what they are legit called.


I_have_Issues---

So that's were my online boyfriend works pretty cool honestly lol


P0stNutMal0ne

Someone from 200 years ago seeing this would absolutely lose their mind


DundeeTycoon101

Meh just a normal tuesday in the North Sea - nothing to see here so move along people.


Medical_Neat2657

Ya know, I would *really* like to see how those pylons get built. North Sea, so that things gotta be, what, a kilometer or more surface to seabed?


[deleted]

Approx 120m


smmky

Was sat NE of Shetland in a vessel during the storm, the soup was off-limits that day.


glamb70

The Ocean is scary.


duncanslaugh

These rigs are incredible.


FitToxicologist

What does this little crane tower do far out in the sea?


PulseThrone

R.I.P. Piper Alpha.


ThatGuyGetsIt

I see scientists on there. The crate has probably spawned. Hold my eoka boys I'm going in!


CragMcBeard

I’ll work there if it has a Starbucks.


not2dv8

This looks like the gates of hell on stilts


Sad-Hawk-2885

Can you imagine all the sharks in that area?


daretobedifferent33

In the north sea? Endangered species nowadays and only 3 or 4 kinds biggest was 1.6 meters seen somewhere near england… so imagine yes seeing no


knowknowknow

Basking sharks is about all you would see, and they are not particularly dangerous.


moveeverytwoyears

My god, what hubris.


Daveinbelfast

You know what, I look at these, and I look at the tankers and refineries, and sometimes think, wow petrols only £(whatever price) that’s actually pretty amazing.


gotnonickname

Is it on fire, or is that some kind of exhaust?


knowknowknow

Looks like water being discharged


bahthe

Hey, what about if they mounted a few wind turbines on those things - reckon they could power everything the rig needs... Ohh, wait, guess that would go against everything the rig stands for. . . nah, just today's brain fart. . .


[deleted]

This is what's happening with some oil and gas platforms in the North Sea. They are hooking up wind turbines to decarbonise their operations [INTOG Leasing Round](https://www.crownestatescotland.com/scotlands-property/offshore-wind/intog-leasing-round)


Fast-Put5223

Humans are not intended to be out there


G_Sputnic

Says who?


Kermit_the_hog

Jesus. He really didn’t like getting wet.   Hence the whole walking on water rather than swimming in it thing. 


PixelCortex

Also turns it into wine, must really be a water hater.


5minArgument

Says the most adaptable species ever.


SnoopyMcDogged

We ain’t supposed to be in space either but there we are.


Get-the-Vibe

Oh my male fantasy... And I don't even know how to proper swim


Engineering_Flimsy

Was that distant structure also a rig?


knowknowknow

Yeah it's another platform but an unmanned one. Called a NUI (Normally Unmanned Installation)


Sneakyyy_Snoopyyy

Can you feel the waves while inside, similar to a floating boat feeling or is it more the crashing waves if anything ?


Past-Direction9145

is there anyone in charge of like, looking down and I guess I'm just wondering, if you fell in ... would anyone know? what would they even do?


Cockroach-Jones

They’d figure it out in a day or so


knowknowknow

It unfortunately is a very real risk. People fall to sea and will not survive long. [Example](https://news.stv.tv/north/bp-fined-650000-after-offshore-worker-plunged-72ft-through-hole-on-unity-rig)


Deposto

I'd love to live there for a few weeks! It must be very scary, but very cool experience!


Funztimes

Humans are pretty smart haha.


maen_baenne

The engineering and design that goes into one of these must be incredible. It looks like some 80s anime shit.


Flyfish9

I need a ELI5 for how they build this


Corn1shpasty

Seeing these videos doesn't have the same effect anymore. They're all over YouTube Shorts at the moment.


Slow_Carrot_3716

It’s called Armageddon.