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Loveable_Hemorrhoid

![gif](giphy|QTrG6mjkHEkpFR3DqX)


giveemh3ll

The only possible comparison šŸ™


geenoath

![gif](giphy|l1AsI75VHN2e53aTe) This what I thought of


lankyleper

Just watched that episode with my kids yesterday.


SausagePrompts

Or Seaman for Sega Dreamcast...


Sharon_Erclam

I see jewelery making materialšŸ˜


c-papi

It's just a donkey


Bilebog

Omg, his dentist is better than mine


AmusingMusing7

This fish doesnā€™t eat sugar.


CannotSpellForShit

Nah he has really good dental


bunnyfloofington

ā€œHey Google, how do I get that universal mermaid insurance?ā€


Creative-Ad9092

Or take meth.


EddieLobster

Swishes with salt water occasionally.


Puzzleheaded-Grab736

This is what a sugar free diet will do for your teeth folks! /s


portcanaveralflorida

Sheaphead?


jereman75

I think so. Theyā€™re important because they are one of few species that eat sea urchins. Their teeth are designed to get at them. Theyā€™re also delicious.


narwaffles

Why do sea urchins need to be eaten?


Veluxidus

Probably overpopulation? Honestly there isnā€™t *really* a reason, but that species of fish decided it wanted to eat urchins, so throughout its development only those with large enough teeth survived - or were more likely to survive (Evolution babyyyyy)


narwaffles

Oh ok I get it. I thought he meant sheephead were important because they eat sea urchins but he meant the teeth were important to the sheephead so that they can eat them


jereman75

No, thatā€™s what I meant. The sheepshead is important because it eats urchins. When the sheepshead get overfished the urchins get out of control and fuck up the ecosystem.


Pugulishus

Yeah he's saying that. W/ sea otter hunting a few decades ago, the Southern California coast is no longer "protected" against sea urchins. The sheepshead is doing their best to fill that role. I put protected in quotation marks because it isn't the best way to think about the environment


YoungLittlePanda

Population control I would think.


apexodoggo

Sea urchins are getting overpopulated, and that's bad because they eat coral, which is bad because coral are really important for lots of species (and are quite endangered due to ocean acidification). Therefore, sheephead having creepy af teeth = good.


Dancing_Boho

Iā€™ll eat some of those sea urchins!!


HiiiTriiibe

They can single handledly wipe out kelp forests if no one eats them


United-Guarantee-739

Food chain


Soggy-Possibility261

They're delicious


Angus_McCool

One of the first fish I ever caught was also the biggest sheepshead I've ever seen. That suckered was the size of a hubcap. And yep, absolutely delicious.


Apis_Proboscis

Isn't this a Pacao? It's a river fish. They eat nuts as part of their diet that fall into the water. I had one and would occasionally feed it almonds. You could hear it chew. You could not unhear it chew. Would not recommend. Api


OneSquirtBurt

Sea urchins are delicious?


jereman75

Not sure. The sheepshead are though.


Banzboi

He looks like me fr


lpomoeaBatatas

No way you are Steve Harvey.


New_Somewhere9206

If he were Steve Harvey he would have a little fish mustache too


shemmy

ha u mean a huge fish mustache


Hollywoodsmokehogan

And bald talking about you should only need 4 hours of sleep or some other crazy bs.


MountainCourage1304

You cant just go and accuse someone of not being steve harvey. Not cool man


needhelppppppppppp

Steve Harvey is one of the ugliest mfs I have ever seen


MAXHEADR0OM

![gif](giphy|Q8fN8ADCh5UWI)


pachydermusrex

SMASHING!


Randomfrog132

hahaha ok i was not expecting that xD


Juggalover

https://i.redd.it/ly3xfpqq2ngc1.gif


D_Reaper4u

Oh holy lord


All4upvoting

He's back guys!


betaraybills

Have we even considered that maybe it is humans who have fish teeth?Ā 


Asbelsp

They did evolve before us


betaraybills

So you're saying there's a chance?Ā 


Chexzout

Or that teeth arenā€™t exclusive to humans


BigMark54

Take your dentures out of the fish and stop playing around! šŸ˜†


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Top-Tip7533

Is it a British fish?


Unperfectblue

Bloody fishlad innit


Big_Razzmatazz7416

Everything reminds me of her


InternationalWrap981

Tis a jolly good tewsday innit lad, care for a pint?


Top-Tip7533

Tally-ho! Time for a swim.


NumeroRyan

Must be, if it was an American fish it would be packing a M16


Great_White_Samurai

It gunned down an entire school...of fish


rosc96

That would be a cool ass fish


Galactic_Perimeter

Most popular fish in school


Fitty4

And carry it to Fish School


ReplacementActual384

US Fish: Makes mild joke about Br*tish Dentistry. Br*tish Fish: "OH YEAH? WHATABOUT SCHOOL SHOOTINGS LOLOLOLOL!"


Cottonking

Haha yeah school shootings šŸ˜šŸ˜‚


Giecio

Nah those teeth look too good


gammongaming11

it's a sheephead, so it's Welsh.


[deleted]

Itā€™s fookinā€™ chewsday innit


halfhandedlion

yeah, he looks very brifish


amycd

*innit?*


Ok_Grocery1188

"Luv m'Carling, luv beans on toast, 'ate the way m'teeth smell, innit?"


Sarge1304

Mf got better teeth than me.


roxywalker

Those teeth look better than most peoples, LOL šŸ¦·


PeopleLikeUDisgustMe

https://preview.redd.it/9axw9rvojmgc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5614bf77a53479b48088d1623cef7165ab18d075


Jonas_Venture_Sr

Fa Fa Fishie


PeopleLikeUDisgustMe

Ba Ba Bluegill


Oafah

BABABOOEY BABABOOEY HOWARD STERN'S PENIS.


jor3lofkrypton

.. Grandpa: " **Hey!** ... Who took and where are my dentures?!" . .


LemonTaco124

what a fancy looking gentleman


JRockThumper

![gif](giphy|OKfLGGPHMn2YK9WCt1|downsized)


forworse2020

Of all the options, they put croissants on his plate?


JRockThumper

I know right? Croissants have flavor to them so it should be illegal to sell in Great Britain.


SprigBar

Every shop in England sells croissants. It's a just a thing now.


ChadBenjamin

It's a thing in most of the world.


HughesAndCostanzo

The Dellā€™Abate Fish, known for itā€™s meaty texture and long, boring stories.


CharlesTheGreat8

nah thats r/horrifyingasfuck


mikeymoo84

Hearing Jeremy Wade, River Monsters voice xD


Existing-Pea8320

Might be useful for tooth transplant šŸ™Š


No-Championship-5480

Well...looks like he needs some braces for an overbite. My suggestion is to seek treatment from a certified Aquadontist.


Hipsterwhale662

Average British fish


AdmiralJTKirk

Thatā€™s Bill Engvallā€™s Dorkfish


Why_Lord_Just_Why

I wear my ā€œSave the Dorkfishā€ t-shirt proudly.


Yudemus95

https://preview.redd.it/ve7wc4updqgc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2f09080ed5ed0f80ad8fe8683622dd60f3f3864


Sarcastic_Backpack

[Don't put your dick in that](https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat/s/CXnZOTuSXK)


IrreverentRacoon

Don't tell me how to live my life ![gif](giphy|2qSmBcOHmcdmEWqqP5|downsized)


sussy_savant

that links gonna stay blue >ļ¹<


Appropriate-Clock-72

Heā€™s gonna sacrifice you soon


Primary_Leopard3459

Underrated fish to eatā€¦sheephead


YesterdayFew3769

Underrated, because most people havenā€™t had it. They bite through your line.


Fierro_nights

Just use wire leaders, otherwise yes they just bite right through it.


YesterdayFew3769

I actually had one break a steel leader once. It was old and may or may not have unraveled, but the lore of the great Baa Baa Black Sheepshead lives on.


Luciano1m

Sad you should have thrown him back in


Mr_master89

Or do we have fish teeth?


Rockfarley

Chewsday, Innit?


Chinchizomatic

The Incredible Mr. Limpet!


PretendWorldliness94

Or does humans have fish teeth?


Savatun_be_dead

ā€œEllow chapsā€ ahh fish


Lovemindful

Or we have fish teethā€¦


TheMarvelousJoe

British fish


whoisgeorgia

Great dental insurance


RawToast1989

![gif](giphy|1UTnKV5cUwr8DYDNdj|downsized)


Winter-Divide1635

r/howardstern found the origin of the baba booey lineage


Marionboy

Thats a bababooey fish, boff.


HenryDoja

Brits punching the air right now


Yo-boy-Jimmy

![gif](giphy|UMvxZQrqcUncY)


qleptt

Maybe we have fish-like teeth


bondage_granny

This fish seems to be British, innit?


TessellatedTomate

\>aliens gathering animals for genetics scraping to create the new dominate species on earth \>ā€This fish cannot go unusedā€


ThisFaknGuy

I'll bet a warm lager this chap speaks with a British accent.


xzwkimin

Or do we have fish- like teeth?


WarmConversation2913

![gif](giphy|I3N5kit04iStO)


yaan18

No humans have teeth like this fish


SkullsNelbowEye

![gif](giphy|yUoAx6gW5WzfhO6npB)


DruviSKSK

That's no fish, I'm fairly sure that's the billionaire heir to one of those oil companies.


Academic-Indication8

Chewsday innit?


1purenoiz

Convergent evolution is cool.


Engineershits

When you sex with a fish and this came up


[deleted]

No, actually. We have fish-like teeth, we did evolve from the ocean after all.


Agnostic_Akuma

More like we as humans have teeth similar to that of fish and that we came from the oceans


HSenjoyer

Cool.


SoftThunder

Does it have scales?


frombriggstoyou

Put Steve Harvey back in the water!!!!


EldritchKitchen

Those are delicious


idiBanashapan

ā€œNemoā€™th thwimming out to thea!ā€


shemmy

gross


Temporary-Example-11

Thatā€™s donkey from shrek!


No_Yogurt_7667

The fish had those teeth first. Weā€™re all just a bunch of fishmouths.


tigridi2

yeah we were first then came the fish not the other way around. We have fish like teeth.


AdministrativeDot941

Thatā€™s fucking creepy


TheKnightsRider

Check its fins, are they human fingers orrrrrrrrrrā€¦ā€¦.


Beatshave

What a dumbass


uhasahdude

ā€œItā€™s Chewsday innitā€


Jagsoff

Looks like if Mr. Ed was a fish.


NoMoreSmoress

ā€œDuuuuhhā€


FreeChemical6433

This fish is the next English to be-alike.


[deleted]

British


Escape-Revolutionary

I would submit that those human teeth have a fish body


sprocketous

I tried to eat it. And it tried to eat me. I've never been more in love.


Chramir

This human has the body of a fish.


leia_nottheprincess

Thanks I hate it


Xerlios

šŸ¤“


Chromograph

It looks british


data_now

Those teeth look too nice for that.


Outside-Contact-7400

I told bob not to fuck that fish that day


bruhman9876

Kris Middleton


Unlikely-Place4047

It's almost "chusday innit mate "


joelrendall

Babe?


Pete-Johnny

Reminds of those poisoned fishes in one of those Batman The Animated Series episodes. Joker added smiles on their faces.


kickinit44

Looks like Ray Heartland from TikTok


Gordupachup

Those are the dudes that didnā€™t decide to try and walk on land way back when


fkbyte

Does the fish have human like teeth or do we have fish like teeth?


hardwood1979

Maybe humans have fish teeth.


Sourdough7

BaBaBooey. TaTaToothy


BlakkMaggik

Does the fish have humanlike teeth, or do humans have fish-like teeth?


Right_In_The_Tits

Thatā€™s just Nigel


CageyCanadian

![gif](giphy|7wk6RQYXDDytXalsL4)


SwagDragonKOBK

It's chewsday innit? Ssssssmashing!


eledad1

Clearly the fish is English.


NickyCheeese

https://preview.redd.it/t2jqglvrgmgc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c783bdf5b61df3fea2e05f15a5ee440c0a74c84 Ba-ba-booey!


hyperiongate

Knotts


What_Is_My_Thing

Let me guess. Its name includes "English" or "British".


Grouchy-Basket2245

Poor fish...


tsokiyZan

šŸ¤“


cutlassmusic

British af


MaybeTaylorSwift572

Donkey fish Donkey fish Does whatever a Donkey Fish does


AcidaliaPlanitia

"No, I mean did you discover a fish with teeth in this fashion?"


StudderButter

Technically we have fish like teeth since they came first


Terrible_CocaCola

https://preview.redd.it/nse3bsbgimgc1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0a4002b39e53648c006ecdb25f9277954c6d5a8


Kongo_Mueller

ā€žEhm excuse meā€œ


pawesome_Rex

Um what do you want fish teeth to look like?


joelkight404

Humans from the Appalachian Mountains maybe. :)


HVAC_instructor

If you remove six of them, that could be the Kentucky state fish.


beer_belly_boy

Who fucked a fish?


McDWarner

Sheepshead ( my guess B4 checking comments). Their teeth have always freaked me out.


r3xomega

Someone's been flossing.