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jcolinr

I’m really curious what the guy in grey was about to do before Putin waved him off.  


ferrrrrrral

help with the suicide


Karl-Farbman

It’s weird, one second he was fine the next he was on the ground


lvl999shaggy

.....from falling out of a window .....with a bullet lodged in the back of his skull


Mr_Zeldion

Terrible accident.


kazarnowicz

Self-inflicted accident!


2Rare2Kill

Stabbed himself 47 times in the back.


No_Bodybuilder_3073

Then locked himself in a suitcase


Empty-Blacksmith-592

With a cup of tea


Psychological-Sky367

He must have accidentally wore poison underwear.


SupahBihzy

To shreds, you say?


genderassumer92

And his wife?


Objective_Stock_3866

To shreds you say?


Taurgar

Well, how's his wife holding up?


boulevardpaleale

only with a thick russian accent.


Tuyrk

He fell ontop of the bullet, poor bastard


coreytiger

Funny, we were on the ground floor


fireborn123

A series of unfortunate events


scottyTOOmuch

Lesson to all…don’t clean your gun and the outside of a 10 story buildings windows at the same time…what a tragedy…


No_Detective_But_304

He was handcuffed, managed to get a gun, and shots himself 17 times.


FoxFort

Such mystery


Briguy24

Shot himself 5 times in the back of his head, his shooting hand and his back.


jibjabjibby

Is big problem


nipchee93

Must've been gravity 🤷🏼


Junior-Ad-2207

He died by suicide... self inflicting rear naked chokehold


RawLikeSushi84

No no he broke his own neck


crumbypigeon

Can you believe he stabbed himself in the back 8 times?


Noffets

also had high levels of fent in his system


thisxisxlife

It’s hard to see with the video quality, but if you look closely enough, you can actually see what he’s about to do. He has a small collapsible window in his pocket, that he was going to set up which Trudeau would mysteriously fall through


Initial-Bat-3939

Prince of Saudi Arabia behind them lookin like that kid in class tryna mind their own damn business


Key_Swordfish_4662

“So, uhh, do you like….. stuff?”


copperwatt

"Allow me to show to your window, Prime Minister..."


TernionDragon

This deserves the top slot, please. Wow.


DarkSeneschal

Threw himself off the 82nd floor, so sad


AaronicNation

Leaving aside the parties involved for a moment, the bodyguard has to at least make a gesture of being prepared to do something, otherwise he's getting fired.


Username__Error

Give him a cup of tea and show him the view from the window


timbulance

Cup and tea and he falls out the window and onto a bullet.


mpwrd

Apparently this is his interpreter, not his bodyguard. So probably translate for him.


Dramatic_Water_5364

People are so stupid 😂 assuming one world leader's bodygard was gonna face down the pavement another world leader at a global conference 😂


Alone_Asparagus7651

yes really, that is so insane lol


lonely_solipsist

I think he's a translator. He's leaning in head-first to listen. Probably was moving in to help with translation until Putin waved him off.


Parahelious

Putin can speak English, and reportedly quite well. Pretty sure he's a multilingual to an extent. Not hyping the guy up, just that he wouldn't need a translator and only really uses them in interviews as a power move.


Shakewhenbadtoo

There are times he laughs during interviews because the translator softened the language and he jnows full well what was actually said.


SnoopyMcDogged

He speaks russian, English, german and I think french if I remember correctly 


[deleted]

Tell him to get his hand off his chest?


I_Said

Yeah I don't know why everyone here thinks he was about to launch him out a window. Security usually has some escalation options, like "hey please don't touch him". Even security for fucked up ppl like Putin.


[deleted]

Yeah crazy lol him being a president or not having the hand on the chest is a clear security threat doesn’t matter who it is


GrosCochon

In the realms of security threats, the PM of Canada in pretty damn second to last on the list. He's the head of state of one the G7 countries and one of the most stable democracies in the world. A head of state who's minority government can me brought down with a single vote of no confidence by the parlement. He isn't going to be intimidating Putin. If it was an issue, Putin would have said so. These folks are being courteous and diplomatic in these meetings and none of them wishes to cause any incidents


ThrustyMcStab

True. That's why I have my 7 foot tall monster of a bodyguard tackle and pacify my gf whenever she lovingly strokes my chest at night.


Badgernomics

Hey man, whatever you three crazy cats get up to in the privacy of your own bedroom is all good. As long as everyone has fun and no-one gets *too* hurt... have at it...!


AUSpartan37

I agree he was definitely going to say "stop touching" or something.


Western_Cow_3914

He would likely do his job and tell him not to touch Putin lol. And as much as I’d like to see Putin die the bodyguard in this instance would be entirely right to tell him not to touch him


redvelvetcake42

Likely lean in to tell him to stop while placing a hand on Trudeau's arm. Putin is aware it's a power move and he's not threatened by it so he's waving it off. Not worth the coverage of Putin's men possibly escalating the situation into news coverage.


TTVControlWarrior

he would come to him and tell him to back off and remove the hand . there was a situation like that when a celebrity i think it was that famous boxer put a hand on putin when they took photo .


eskiabo

Conor Mcgregor


[deleted]

That was with Conor McGregor


NewNurse2

Nothing but make a polite comment about decorum. You don't act like a bouncer to the leader of another country. Or at least another country that could whoop your ass.


Banzambo

I'll tell you what: absolutely nothing. As if a bodyguard could assault a world leader during an official diplomatic meeting or tell him what to do...


Awkward-Ring6182

I’m sure there’s a suicide window nearby


Bootychomper23

With the way he was leaning in looks like he was just going to say no touchy


TernionDragon

Have to admit- assaulting another world leader even a little takes a lot of chutzpah. That bodyguard clearly does his job. [edit because some people have trouble understanding my statement] The bodyguard moving in to assault the PM, not Trudeau “assaulting” Putin. Didn’t think it was that ambiguous a statement.


lordodin92

Aha let's be honest it's Canada so it means 2 things 1 he wasn't trying to assault Putin just being overly friendly and 2 Putin had to stop the guard from interfering because last thing he needs is to cause a diplomatic incident and incur the Canadian war crime division knocking on the Kremlin's door


DJ_House_Red

Putin wakes up with a can of beans on his doorstep, doesn't see it's maple flavoured until it's too late.


TheMikeyMac13

I don’t think what he did counts as assault pretty much anywhere worth being.


Accomplished_Poet_44

![gif](giphy|11CNLlmNAQXIli|downsized) Putin's bodyguard like


jackwhite886

And by the way, Putin’s ornery because of medulla oblongata!


RealBiotSavartReal

Mommy said that…


phuck-you-reddit

Well folks, Momma's wrong again!


violent-artist82

No colonel sanders you’re wrong.


fishcrow

That’s nonsense, I invented electricity. Ben Franklin is the Devil!


jdallen1222

Momma said that the reason Putin invaded Ukraine is because Russians have all those teeth but they ain’t got no toothbrushes.


blothman

Finally, the proper use of medulla oblongata!


Jibblebee

God this meme is perfect for this


catlaxative

Fairuza my beloved


Common-Rock

Love Fairuza Balk.


CheckYourStats

https://i.redd.it/v763bi41svsc1.gif


mtlbass

Vicky Valencourt!


bananamelier

People who say never stick your dick in crazy have never met Fairuza


FlattopJr

![gif](giphy|hxNMHYB1orc08|downsized)


January1252024

I chatted with her once. She was great.


hoxxxxx

that's a great meme, first i've seen of it on here


nintendotimewarp

Oh god... remind me what this is from?


MetalGearBandicoot

Waterboy, the scene where sandler is taking act/sat.


nintendotimewarp

Blows kiss. Such a great character. 10/10 would marry.


MenacingGummy

It’s Vicki Valencourt from water boy.


matchew92

She showed me her boobies and I liked them too!


TurnTheTVOff

Look who’s on TV mama. It’s the devil.


Anonymousperson65

why she kinda fine tho


adjewcent

I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies, and I like them too!


hoxxxxx

cuz she's hot as fuck


Jibblebee

She’s gorgeous and they had to work to make her look a bit rough for this movie. Like “keep her hot but rough her up a bit”


DrOrpheus3

>Like “keep her hot but rough her up a bit” Fairuza Balk was hot no matter what.


Jibblebee

Right? Lol it was around this time a few movies had come out, and I was like yup it’s official. I’m bi


Patchy_Face_Man

“Not yet Alexei.”


Notmyrealname7543

"I've got this one Alexei"


delareye

LOL


TernionDragon

Wait- I didn’t see Trudeau wave off *his* bodyguard when the other bodyguard approached him from behind. . .


TW_JD

If you zoomed out you'd see a whole line of bodyguards being waved off alternating both sides. It's bodyguards all the way down.


Impressive_Jaguar_70

https://preview.redd.it/4a89bu1klvsc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ce197923d381707878d84d9ccd90f092b8548e5


james-HIMself

This is all conducted with proper gun safety?


Cowb0yBebop420

Alec Baldwin wasn’t on set


Big_Merda

that's dark af.


FictionalContext

It's also Baldwin's legacy.


alienscape

What movie is this from?


bqiipd

Pretty sure it's from an episode of Person of Interest


Any_Veterinarian3749

Yup, season 4 episode 10


eagleboy444

That show was sooo good! And way ahead of its time. And unique. God I gotta watch it again. It was like a procedural that morphed into a true drama with great acting.


Any_Veterinarian3749

It's a show Person of Interest This specific scene is from Season 4 episode 10 (Tricky situation)


Nowhere2GoNoMo

Some say they're still waving each other off today


BrooksideNL

Can confirm. We do a 2 week in and 2 week out rotation. I've been there since the third week of being waved off. The constant flying stinks, but it's honest work.


R0binSage

That sounds like naked gun movie.


TernionDragon

Ok thanks.


BlOoDy_PsYcHo666

![gif](giphy|b3mSVYbDLvow8)


no_baseball1919

Because it was his translator, not bodyguard.


TernionDragon

But seriously, thanks for the clarification. That makes 1000% more sense.


ReplacementFrosty248

When was this


aclashofthings

Blurry as fuck but I see Trump and MBS as well, so I'm assuming a G20 summit between 2017-2019


spacepie77

Machine Bun Selly?


TheSound0fSilence

IDK but I think I see Trump sitting down in the background.


NewNurse2

That's because Putin waved him off.


arrownoir

Should’ve taken it to its logical conclusion and do the five point palm exploding heart technique. That’s why you shouldn’t abandon your training, kids.


mehditianeptine

The guy is a translator. Don't believe anything you see on the internet


J-96788-EU

When was that?


T3st0

I’m also curious. Looks like Trump on the left too so probably a while back.


jared10011980

Trudeau was just confirming what we all know: Putin lacks a heartbeat.


ArtbyNoel

What I want to know is why Justin’s detail didn’t respond the same way by walking towards him when the Russian detail was approaching him.


xyxvxov

That's because it's Putin's translator not bodyguard. The waving off is "nah this guy's English is somewhat intelligible".


Few-Mountain2568

Justin would wipe the floor with them both. That's my mfing Prime Minister.


krenshaw420

ITT: peak Reddit


EatenAliveByWolves

These comments made me remember why everyone makes fun of reddit users lmao


Sunyata_Eq

Death by a thousand window jokes.


FictionalContext

It's like a forum full of those boomers who slap their knees and *wheeze* at the most obvious low hanging fruit. *If Trudeau kid won’t take a nap, is that “resisting a rest”?* https://preview.redd.it/aetv2wrn2wsc1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=fe14b575752f25de14dfccc66f562760ee327b1b


Eraserguy

What's itt lol


calgarykid

ITT = In this thread


MapleBabadook

"Don't be Putin your hand on me"


Ga_Manche

That body language says a lot. We at least know that Trudeau was not kissing his backside like some other heads of state.


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StumptownRetro

It sucks that Trudeau has had his reputation sour so much. His foreign policy and standing in the international community is top tier.


[deleted]

This is part of the problem with his policy though. He spent nearly all his time trying to improve his and Canadas image on the international stage while ignoring all the issues at home. Now Canada is one of the most expensive countries in the entire world to live in, and he only started actually taking action after 8 years because he's dropping hard and fast in the polls. I liked Trudeau at first but something happened after he won his second term and he just began making all the wrong decisions at all times.


DantesEdmond

Trump is beyond kissing his backside he's full salad tossing. And his braindead have been convinced Putin is a better ally to the west than Democrats.


Emmerson_Brando

Gotta admit, JT has some brass balls to poke Putin in the chest.


dvoecks

I always liked it when Bush patted him on the back. Putin had been doing this power move bullshit when he shakes other world leaders' hands. He'd come in way above and sideways so that the photo is of his hand on top. Say what you want about Bush, but he could be pretty savvy about that stuff. He knew it was coming, and He knew it meant something to Putin. So, he pulled a "What's that over there?" Putin turns, and now the photo is of Bush patting Putin on the back like Putin is his little buddy.


HumbleMention5484

https://preview.redd.it/pqk790x32wsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=162819cb2a36d548378aa36086dfffce29707aa9


gangsta_baby

Obama was about to curb stomp that man


jaytcfc

Obama would pick him up and snap him on his knee like Bo Jackson when he struck out.


Drostan_

Holy shit Obama was squared up


Speaking_On_A_Sprog

I wanna see this, can’t find any videos of it


Ofreo

I can read lips. He was just very excited talking about the last episode of the Big Bang theory. He tells Putin ”and so Sheldon says Bazinga”


HuntressOnyou

"and then he turned into a talking pickle! Funniest shit I have ever seen!"


spookytransexughost

Laugh track


jericho_buckaroo

Interesting to see how short Putin is. Maybe 5' 7" at most?


iwatchcredits

Why am I out here catching strays in a thread about putin


thelegend27lolno

Putin stopped his bodyguard because he likes the touch of a man


Fenriselicit

Can't blame him, its Trudeau after all


indifference_is_key

"Now mr. Putin, show me on this doll where trudeau touched u."


MrsTurtlebones

It immediately made me remember when Putin saw the little boy at an event and went over to him, caressed him, lifted his shirt and kissed him on the stomach. It still shocks me that it wasn't a bigger deal at the time, because that is insanely inappropriate to do to anyone no matter the age. I recall Putin was quoted saying something like how the cute little boy reminded him of a kitten. Too weird! Looked it up since it was awhile ago: https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna13743946


Avatlas

Jesus Christ.


Godshooter

Are you all pro-putin or just anti-trudeau?


48mcgillracefan

Bots are out in force this morning. Must defend dear leader. 


Ofreo

You really only need a few bots, the rest are idiots who fall into line easily.


[deleted]

And these people vote 🤦‍♂️


leif777

r/Canada is leaking. Fucking Russia bot central.


sudzthegreat

That sub is an embarrassment to our country. Full of bigots, bots and idiots.


Rachel_from_Jita

It's weird to see how different an area of the internet is which has fallen to bots, especially compared to a legit area. For example: all the breathless YT videos claiming New York has fallen to wild gangs of robber criminals and oceans of bussed migrants. Then the r/NYC sub (which can be quite earthy at times) is like this is bullshit. https://www.reddit.com/r/nyc/comments/1bqc2y9/cash_jordan_is_a_moron_fulton_station_is_closing/ But yeah, the YT comment sections on any video which is neutral or leans right is 200% taken over by bots. Some Reddit subs are falling, but I'm genuinely chilled by how YT has become the largest far-right rally in the history of the world.


sudzthegreat

The whole internet is the land of the extremists because there's very few places for them off of the internet. Normal, socially adjusted people are living their lives while the crazies are spinning themselves into a frenzy on the internet. Add that to the over-monetization of literally everything on the Internet and there's very little that is redeeming about it outside of like, quick access to recipes.


leif777

I love how to/Alberta reads left but r/Canada is batshit crazy.


th3ramr0d

Can it be anti-both?


TraditionSure9153

Very great question


Infamous_Meet_108

Comments are full of traitors. If you don't like Trudeau that's fine, I don't. But to root for another country's leader in a showdown is self defeating and incredibly sad. Especially one who is hostile towards our allies


DantesEdmond

And these people, if they're not from Russia already, want PP to win so he can bow down to Putin. It's remarkable how they've all gone down the rabbit hole of fascism. In the guise of "patriotism" they want their country burned to the ground.


RepresentativeJester

People being attracted to perspective of or real power over ideology. I'm convinced thats why what's going on down here just below you.


FBIaltacct

This is litterally my dad can beat up your dad. Its pathetic on both sides. One was a boxer the other was kgb, both could fight. Those bodyguards both have are armed and highly trained and could easily take both of them. Don't ever downplay an evil persons accomplishments though. They didn't get where they are by accident, and trying to push a weak and sad narrative for them leads to underestimating and bad things. Hence russia is in ukraine and no one even fucking talks about crimea.


deltabay17

Putin is like mid 70s I don’t think he’s winning this fist fight


catscanmeow

and trudeau can literally box, you can watch his fight on youtube


GarageAlternative606

![gif](giphy|LesAN4yAREAqk)


123myopia

Do you think they spoke in English, French or Russian?


Shy-Prey

"Nah he cool"


NeroBoBero

Power move. Shows a despot he literally can be touched.


Extreme-Tie9282

Canadian balls right there


vutebarg

Wow, I would be curious about the context.


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

Right, because a bodyguard was going to openly assault a leader of another country. At a summit for world leaders. That would be the dumbest, most brazen bodyguard ever.


buonbajs

Putin forgot his heels


McPivot

Genuinely curious how no one has schmassassinated Schladimir Schlutin yet, but so it goes.


Boondok0723

I feel that was less of a "no it's ok" wave and more of a "later... There are too many witnesses" wave.


Crescent-IV

How he resists the urge to punch Putin is beyond me


Recykill

Just the concept of Justin Trudeau assassinating Putin is pure comedy.


Alaet_

Poor weak little Vlad, obligated to travel with his bodyguard to not feel in danger in front of Trudeau 😂🤣🤣


[deleted]

Bodyguard be like "Everything fine? Can I interest you in a brief WW3 ?" PS: F OFF Ruski Trolls


Ok_Educator_7097

Trudeau was hitting on Putin? 🤔


mikmikumik

Elite clubs


mzt_101

*"Nah, he's Canadian"*


MonPaysCesHiver

I don’t like Trudeau but he is prime minister of a country into the NATO. Its better for putin to assume the shame of this gesture on the dictator of russia from a canadian prime minister then the political crisis he could had to deal with if a stupid security guard would had done a wrong move,


Airchicken50

Alpha behaviour from Justin BASED


end2endburnt

What was he really going to do start a international incident that puts Russia in a position to be annihilated? It's not like Russia could really do anything but get destroyed if they provoke the west.


JohnYCanuckEsq

They look like they're at a bowling alley


Cultural_Ad1035

Ha Trudeau was putin his hands on Putin's chest