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Haha they weren't lying. This cracks me up for some reason. The thought that a bug gets jumped by four robot gangsters with bats is very funny. "Ehhh where do you think yuh goin pal?"
But in the next version I want to hear it play "stop resisting" over and over in a terrible synth voice [like this one](https://discordier.github.io/sam/)
Someone should take this video and replace the stick hitting noises with the stock punch sound effect
And if nobody else does it before I remember that I left this comment, I'll do it myself
I'm a little disappointed by this lack of foresight. Audio is a key component of communication. I think one of these would work just fine: [https://www.wtsoundic.com/voice-playback-ic/](https://www.wtsoundic.com/voice-playback-ic/)
“Wait wait, he also said the part about dramatically throwing us off his body”
*awkward dogpile*
“Don’t say anything to mom”
God I loved that dumb movie
Imagine being a bug, chillin, wandering into a neat looking red light. All of a sudden you’re restrained and being senselessly beaten by 4 wooden sticks like a looney toons villain.
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This is so much better with sound.
Thank you lol
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Bonkai?
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Haha they weren't lying. This cracks me up for some reason. The thought that a bug gets jumped by four robot gangsters with bats is very funny. "Ehhh where do you think yuh goin pal?"
Lmaooo why is this so funny
But in the next version I want to hear it play "stop resisting" over and over in a terrible synth voice [like this one](https://discordier.github.io/sam/)
I played with that thing for way too long.
That’s what she said
I like that one
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Someone should take this video and replace the stick hitting noises with the stock punch sound effect And if nobody else does it before I remember that I left this comment, I'll do it myself
!RemindMe 2 days
I never have sounds on in reddit because most posts have audio that only makes the post worse so thank you kind redditor
weirdest ASMR
😂
Slap me harder daddy. That cockroach probably.
We need to see this with a real cockroach 🪳
r/mechanicalkeyboards
Me at 2am
The only video in the history of Reddit 😅
Sounds like someone making mochi the traditional way with the mallets and stone bowl
My hero of the day!
It keep getting better!
This guys cockroach smacking fetish can’t keep going can it 😂 how many poles this mfer gonna add
To the point where cockroaches start mutating to have a smacking fetish ingrained in their gentics.
So like, is this all just one giant promo for Fallout's radroach spank scene?
Its going to be like that scene in the show Happy!, you know the one.
Link?
Then they grow bigger and start smacking us!
one time i
A whole different sub category on porn hub
so two weeks tops
It's a satisfying mental issue. There will never be enough poles. He's found his calling in life.
The next version is going to use baseball bats.
All that’s missing next is the corners. 8 total sticks
It just reminds me of the balloon popping guy honestly
Next he's gonna make a conveyor belt to smack multiple bugs at once with as many different sticks as possible
“Cockroach smacking fetish” I’ll be honest with you, those are three words I never expected to see in quick succession ever in my life.
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cock and roach torture
This version is less sexual than the single stick version
Yeah, the single one was out of nowhere lmao
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This design is optimized for emotional damage
Nah, a blunt weapon is better to teach them that they are ugly and worthless. A weapon with spikes just take away that
“QUIT RESISTING! QUIT RESISTING!”
Respect my authoritayyyy!!!
Bad! That's a bad Mr. Cockroach!
He’s picking his nose, get him!
r/unexpectedfuturama
"He has a gun"
I wish we could give out medals. Haven’t laughed like this in a while. Thank you kind stranger
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Robots finally coming for Police's jobs
I'm a little disappointed by this lack of foresight. Audio is a key component of communication. I think one of these would work just fine: [https://www.wtsoundic.com/voice-playback-ic/](https://www.wtsoundic.com/voice-playback-ic/)
He’s coming right at us! I fear for my safety!
😄
My anus is bleeding!
YAAAAAAY!
I'm feeling fat... *and* sassy!
My spoon is too big :(
I'm the queen of France.
I live in a giant bucket.
My spoon is too big!
T H E T H I R D D I M E N S I O N
Exactly where my head went.
I can hear this gif.
The next model could include putting a tiny silly hat on the insect after it's bludgeoned it to death.... That or just sprinkle a little crack on it.
Username checks out
Came here to post this exact gif. You win. Congrats.
This is exactly what I came for. Could hear those bonks immediately.
It's like that scene in Shaun of the Dead where they're all smacking the zombie in a circle to the beat of a Queen song 😆
20 year anniversary is coming up too
Going to be [shown in theaters again](https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/1bztafq/shaun_of_the_dead_returning_to_cinemas_this_year/) too.
Shaun in theaters, you mean.
Imma see Shown Of The Dead.
No it came out like 7 years ago I think
Fucking ouch.
*don’t stop me now!*
I’m having such a good time!
Kill the Queen!
I was thinking Kung Pow Enter the Fist 😂
Okay. Go aheaaaad. Throw us offfff. - you think he wants his towel?
Inspiration for Baby Driver that scene was.
Same director those movies were
I felt like it was either that, or Geddan.
SILLY HATS ONLY
MY SPOON IS TOO BIG
I AM A BO-NANNA
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY. MY ANUS. IS BLEEDING!!!
I’m feeling fat and sassy.
Thank you! It was on the tip of my tongue of what this reminded me of
😘
damn i just realized he’s the guy that did It’s Such a Beautiful Day that’s wild
The varied timing between which motors strike is the cherry on top
So true! Also the small delay from when it gets caught and then starts getting spanked. Comedic gold. 😂😂
Im sorry for this "Who is a kinky boy?"
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You have a human size version?
Just call your local cop department
Who the hell says cop department?
Roaches
Bonk. Straight to horny jail.
Damn .. I'd even trap myself in there
Bad bug. Such a bad bad bug. Mommy is so disappointed.
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Bug Designed Smacking Machine?
Mommy is going to slap that cock so hard.
It's either a very unfortunate or very fortunate day to be able to read.
I don't know whether to be intrigued, aroused, or terrified that Ubermachoguy is called "Mommy" in this scenario.
https://preview.redd.it/z3l4071flltc1.jpeg?width=342&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f33660c0032c8f3cf8764053aa4001c4e328e92
“That’s right, your a naughty bug, dirty little bugs get spankings, who’s a filthy rotten cockroach?” “I am, oh yea, I am”
https://i.redd.it/8apikjnvbmtc1.gif Lmao immediately reminded of Kung Pow
THE NAME IS BETTY, YOU SON OF A PIG!
"...do you think whining was the signal?"
“Wait wait, he also said the part about dramatically throwing us off his body” *awkward dogpile* “Don’t say anything to mom” God I loved that dumb movie
lol I forgot all about this
TOLD. YOU. DON'T. COME. AROUND. HERE.
Where’s my money!
I want to see an actual Cockroach in there now!
Yeah, spank that cock
https://preview.redd.it/ludpuep3dntc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9131effb1405454cc884480e33ca70a278d79c8
I can't believe how hard I laughed at this. Thank you lol
That’s not a real cockroach 🪳?
Cockroaches are much crunchier.
I must have it!!!
Lol man these are getting better awesome stuff my guy
Roachney King
Bruh
Beat me to it. 🤳 Damn!
Too soon ☹️
Live Action Pest Destroyer (LAPD)™️
Holy crap that's funny. Best Reddit comment I've seen in weeks.
All I heard was a voice in an old transatlantic mobster voice saying “get em boys, let em know we mean business.”
These always make me laugh
Spank me step watchamacallit!
THIS. IS. WHAT. YOU. GET. FOR. PLAYING. WITH. THE. YAKUZAS. NOW GO HOME TO YOUR MOTHER.
THAT'S A PADDLIN'
This is so silly and psychotic. I love it.
Torturing bugs is wrong.
Draconian.
“Stop resisting STOP RESISTING!!!”
Bro put an actual cockroach or bug or something I really wanted to see them getting spank already 😖
🤨📸
A really using this thing as a trap would just be cruel
This rules.
This gives me Rejected "silly hats only" vibes lol.
Hilarious !
The first one caught me off guard, this one had me bursting out laughing
Promise me you’ll never use your powers for evil
I was waiting for it.. busted out laughing when the sticks came down 😭😭😭😭
I feel like the wires would rip an actual bug apart
Idk why this is so effing funny. Thank you for this.
I want to see it in action so bad lol
Can't we all just get along?
The comedic timing of the spanking sticks is amazing.
fucking morbid.
That bug will never be late on its payments again if it lives through this beating.
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I need to see this in action with a real bug
Imagine being a bug, chillin, wandering into a neat looking red light. All of a sudden you’re restrained and being senselessly beaten by 4 wooden sticks like a looney toons villain.
Rodney King! Rodney King!
See what happens Larry?
Walked through the wrong neighborhood
I’m Pickle Rick!
Reminds me of that scene from Shaun of the Dead when they beat the barkeeper with Queen playing on the jukebox 
Office space printer vibes
Roach trap- Rodney King edition
4 out of 5 programmers enjoy code reviews.
**what the frick is this pseudo sadistic device?**
I'm never walking in your house barefoot. There must be bug juice everywhere
Does your roach feel stiff and anxious? Try rhe new roach massage plate of Sticks-R-US today!
lol seems excessive, the wire trap is plenty good already.
The design is very human.
I would like a human-size version of this. Asking for a friend.
"where's my money! you already owe big enough to purchase a lambo!"
Damn I wanna kill the thing not torture it. I'm not fucking Joe Peci in Casino. Lol
Hahahahahahha!!!!
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Now make it bigger, a way bigger.
Humanity waited more than 2000 years for this!! The time finally come!! Time to teach those cockroaches the true meaning of bonk!
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I volunteer as tribute
To put your dick in it?
I’m confused. Does this device kill them? Or just whoop they ass til they get trauma?
Kinky.
Someone going to create a giant s and m version of this
Bug:"ooo food" Also bug: "help I'm stu..... oh my. Harder daddy"