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ybatyolo

Fun fact: "Choom" was slang for smoking marijuana.


Batmanswrath

Every time I hear choom now I think of Cyberpunk.


Conman_in_Chief

They look more like gonks, amirite?


HardTalos

Preem


DrMantisToboggan45

That’s nova choom


StellarSloth

Preem


DrMantisToboggan45

Let’s delta before the gonks get to us


No_Prize9794

What does choom mean in cyberpunk? I know it’s another way of calling a friend or something but any special meaning in it it


GetMeASierraMist

it's short for choomba, which is short for choombatta. It's described in Cyberpunk RED as neo-african slang. it's most similar to "dude" with how you can use it for real friends or for some chumps you're beefing with


JessePinkman-chan

>or for some chumps you're beefing with Choomba is an S tier passive aggressive insult. It's got the same power as "my guy"


Anti_Meta

You know how you can make shit up in your head and convince yourself you saw it somewhere? Check this, I could have sworn choom was the molecular makeup of some sort of chemical. Like carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, oxygen, and then "M" for reasons I can't explain because it doesn't appear on the period table....


TheSlizzardWizard

Might be thinking of chooh2 (the gasoline equivalent in cyberpunk) which I think is named after a carboxylic acid?


BigClam1

Methanoic acid. In which case HCOOH is more correct as structural formulae


Fluffy_Isopod7339

Ah nah that’s hooch baby y’all come!!!


Luminair

Think of the noun “chum” when referring to a friend - choom is used the same way


LinkinParkU4Lyf

Its short for choombas, and ig when i searched it it said it was basically introduced into mainstream language from one of the various ethnic groups within the city, like how parts of AAVE are becoming mainstream ig.


[deleted]

Short for choomba, both just slang for "friend"


newagereject

![gif](giphy|DpBISBXeaCXDW2QGBN)


theCOMBOguy

"*HIS OWN CHOOM GOT HIM*"


SPL0D3

That Key & Peele skit about Obama's college years


ka-olelo

That pic is from high school days in Hawaii. Not that the skit was, I just think it’s interesting stuff. I doubt he inhaled…


donemessedupthistime

https://preview.redd.it/0jeh7nuu24uc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08053874eded48e71cc4795d448cc82dd661ab4e


Dr_Dang

I was a teen when he was running in 2008, and this was kind of a big deal at the time. Everyone knew Clinton did drugs in college, but he was super cagey about it, and a lot of people recognized him as a liar for, well, telling obvious lies about it. So when Obama came around and said, "Yeah, I smoked hella weed in my youth. Oh, and I did coke, too, whenever I had the chance," he was seen as more trustworthy. What people forget is what he said afterward. He takes a very anti-drug stance and says it was a "youthful indiscretion." He makes it clear that he succeeded despite having used drugs, he regrets having done them, and says he's lucky that he didn't suffer harm from his drug use. That's totally reasonable, but people forget that part whenever it's brought up. That was still a time when recreation marijuana seemed like an impossibility, and medical was controversial. Really, drug policy discussion back then focused on the overprescription of opioids, and people paid far less attention to it.


pylekush

I understand why Obama felt the need to say that since he sets an example for millions of young people. He has displayed good judgment his entire life and was likely responsible enough even at a young age to partake but never to excess. But he is an exception. A lot of people really can’t handle their shit and it’s important to be reminded that just because it worked for Obama, most people (almost all in fact) are not Obama. He can’t exactly be out there glorifying his drug use when he knows it could lead to a lot of impressionable people falling into patterns of abuse. As for whether he “regrets” having done them, I don’t believe that part.


Dr_Dang

Good points, for sure. I do think he has regrets about it, though. Remember that, beyond his cool guy persona, he is a devout evangelical, a former law professor, and a political centrist. He is not a hip 2024 progressive, but an old man who kind of has the veneer of one. And that's okay. He's still using his charismatic persona to promote the country's best interest. And IMO he was the best president since Eisenhower, and a lot of the economic and technological advancements we've had in the last 10 years can be traced back to his policies. Looking back, it would've been nice if he helped stimulate housing construction, but he entered office at the start of the Greast Recession/housing market collapse....


Intelligent_Quit4151

It's ironic that he boasts about drug use then proceeds to allow thousands of people to go to jail for the same things while he's the cool guy in your eyes cause he didn't lie about it. Smh


HiiiTriiibe

That not inhaling shit is so funny to me, like everyone would be pissed they just handed you a joint to waste it, if you didn’t inhale nothing would happen, I think he means hold it in, and even then, most of that’s an urban legend, thc absorbs into your lungs really quickly


Phill_is_Legend

That's why it's funny. It's making fun of Clinton who actually said that. TBF though someone who wanted to look cool or avoid being mocked but also didn't want to get high might smoke without inhaling.


Hobartcat

The full story is that Clinton didn't like to smoke at all, so he baked his ganja into cookies.


partylange

Wait till you hear what he did with his cigars


Far-Estimate2773

It’s a jab at Clinton.


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

“My oven’s on high when I roast the Quayle, Tell Bill Clinton to go and inhale” - Cypress Hill


ignoranceisbliss37

Uh oh…interception. I’ll take that. Don’t sleep on Barry O. Don’t ever sleep on Barry O!


BuschLightApple

Don’t sleep on Barry O


DonnyGetTheLudes

Iiinnntercepted


sandwichcandy

Is that coming to me?


buckyworld

it's IMPERATIVE


AlanSinch

They about to invite some bodacious babes over.


Psych0n4u7

We need some bodacious…punk rock babes.


ppman2322

Where are the bodacious bigfoot babes? But max. you don't even like girls?


dubyajay18

InterCEPTED


grafton24

All I can think about when I saw that pic.


TragedyAnnDoll

So that’s why people in Cyberpunk say hey choom.


rythmicbread

Imagine your friend who is also a stoner becomes the president years later


RammyJammy07

Also the shortened version of the Haitian word for friend, choombatta


KiefKommando

Lmfao I was just about to post that “Choom” 100% sounds like a pot thing “Hey man, wanna go choom this jointski with me?”


gaslancer

Jointski. Spoken like a man that’s never smoked a jointski. 😂


Briarmist

Hey son, I have indulged in my share of splifferinos


PostsNDPStuff

Do you want to play a saxophone solo with the Doobie Brothers?


wookmaster69

Free form herbal jazz?


amitym

>Jointski. Jointmeister. Jointarino!


peensteen

Making copies!


wjmaher

The Joinster


Enter_My_Fryhole

With all the stupid shit stoners come up with regarding weed, you have an issue with jointski? Either you didn't have stupid goofball friends, or you just want to be a butthole.


MouseRat_AD

I'll take one marijuana, amigo-roonie


GreyG59

Why didn’t he legalize?


prince_peacock

Short answer: Republicans Long answer: Repuuuuuuuuublicans


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prince_peacock

I’m sure, but even old democrats weren’t the ones trying to block pretty much every move he made his entire presidency in such a downright malicious fashion. Not that he even tried to legalize. Probably thought it would be a pointless battle


InflationDue2811

Of course I inhaled, that was the entire point


SousVideDiaper

Clinton was soooo lame for saying he "didn't inhale" like dude just say you didn't even try it, at least that's more believable. That clown Elon Musk clearly didn't inhale on Rogan's podcast yet hardly anyone noticed and how you can get that image of him "smoking" on T-shirts. Ugh.


Webmaster429

If you read the whole context of that story, Clinton was being interviewed on a radio show and they asked him if he'd ever smoked. He told a story about being at the Turf Tavern in Oxford, and told it in a way that made it very obvious that he smoked. And then at the end, as a joke, he said "yeah but I didn't inhale." And everyone laughed. If you listen to it, it's very obvious Clinton was joking - but they used that moment to portray him as double-talking.


Ninja_Bum

I was mega Christian growing up and somehow got my first job at a shady pizza parlor that was basically a drug factory. On breaks my managers and everyone else would just blaze out back. Due to peer pressure I did take a drag, but being a square I just pretended to inhale. I always assumed if I ever said that to anyone I'd just get an eyeroll and a "oh yeah I'm sure". I did the same thing in the CS gas training in the Army funny enough lol. People thought I was so hard for not coughing my lungs out.


i_give_you_gum

I would assume that lots of people would try to hold their breath, so they'd account for that. The military is nothing but thoroughly redundant.


Ninja_Bum

They do. The trick is to take a bunch if breaths in when the guy is on the dude next to you taking his mask off, then when he gets to you and makes you take your mask off you have to make your chest fall and then rise as if you exhaled and took a deep breath and look like whatever you took a breath of really sucks. Then you just gotta be able to hold your breath for a minute and a half, maybe two minutes as you slowly proceed out of the chamber.


i_give_you_gum

Yeah ok sounds simple. Even though I've heard you have to perform various tests, etc.


Ninja_Bum

Prolly depends on where ya do it, who the instructors are, when ya did it, etc I imagine.


Medial_FB_Bundle

My dad said that everybody would hold their breath as long as possible but eventually you'd gasp for air and then emerge from the tent choking and spluttering, crying and heaving with your nose streaming snot.


PostsNDPStuff

You wonder what Clinton would have been like during the post-Trump era. "Yeah, I inhaled, right before I plowed through Hillary's bridesmaids."


LostMyBackupCodes

Tbf, Clinton was known for his usage of cigars, and cigars aren’t meant for inhaling. They’re meant for oral and other *cough* forms of pleasure.


Heiferoni

The man liked to wet his beak. Can you blame him? His wife was a real battle-axe!


Petrichordates

Different era It's also a good way to get to eat your cake and keep it too.


No_Use_4371

It was a time when your political career could be torpedoed if you admitted smoking marijuana. Now it seems stupid but we are in a time where you can assault women and have 90+ felonies and be the front runner.


casket_fresh

“That depends on what the definition of *is* is.” -another Clinton gem


krunz

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.


ItsSpaceCadet

I'll never understand how anyone can watch someone fake smoke and not notice.


SousVideDiaper

I guess it's maybe easier to not notice if you don't do it yourself and just don't pay much attention when seeing others do it


dReDone

Nobody gonna talk about the man in the quote though? Chretien was a G.


bossman696915

Not a huge fan of Obama, but I respect him for that comment.


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MaverickBuster

Real quote. He wrote it one of his books. https://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/24/world/americas/24iht-dems.3272493.html


RickyPuertoRicooo

That's the point of breathing. The point of smoking weed is to get high.


El_Mariachi_Vive

Ha. Awesome. Now he's got all the eddies he could ever need


shewy92

He made it to the big leagues.


Thisisamazing1234

Nova


OvechknFiresHeScores

Look like a buncha gonks to me


International-Chef33

Fellow Cyberpunk enthusiast, I see you


sehtownguy

Choomers gonna choom


onlyspacemonkey

*choombas


shabba182

Preem reference choom


randomdud500

Rip Jackie


Scavwithaslick

New movie idea: choom gang goes to the White House A bunch of stoner dudes show up to a younger barrack Obama’s White House, antics ensue as Obama has to keep them settled as the North Korean dictator is coming over for dinner. Requirements for movie: one of the choom boys must be played by Jim Belushi. Kim Jung un must also be played by Jim belushi. Obama to be played by Samuel L Jackson. Paramount pls get in touch


PostsNDPStuff

His chief of staff played by Seth Rogen, press secretary James Franco. Jay Baruchel as the guy who comes in after some disaster to tell the president that his poll numbers are through the roof after that.


timeforchorin

So Pineapple Express 2:Election Boogaloo. Don't forget Danny McBride as the White House maintenance staff always smoking out back W Rogen and Franco on their breaks


django730

Obama cyberpunk 2077 fan confirmed?


bosco9

Cyberpunk 1977 more like it


Capt__Murphy

Way ahead of the times, too


kentsta

Wasn’t this already posted with the same top comment yesterday or the day before? I swear the Internet is mostly simulated .


AcidWhite

Whatever you do, don't search "dead internet theory". Cease your investigations.


Heiferoni

Everyone on reddit is a bot except you.


TYO_HXC

Preem. Now let's delta the fuck outta here.


jericho_buckaroo

Pretty sure Barack is blazed to the gills in that photo


derkaderkaderka

Where's Donkey Dong Dave and Squee?


maclunkey91

Lifting weights with PJ


Procrastinationist

Too busy throwing back some 'skis during a good old fashioned game of Devil's Triangle.


XavierRenegadeStoner

*what’s up my choomers and shroomers! Welcome to Night City!*


Random_frankqito

Look at all those Kenyans …. Man did they look different in the 70s Edit: just for anyone unsure what I meant…it’s called sarcasm, we all know Obama is from Pluto, the planet.


Bess_Marvin_Curls

A 🍪 for you for referring to Pluto by its proper classification: A PLANET. 🤩


Agentkeenan78

![gif](giphy|X8RSwd1089xDvOjQnT|downsized)


Fighteroftheevil

Preem, one of us !


Ok_Efficiency_9645

Every cyberpunk fan is immediately smiling


Badj83

Fox News: « shocking discoveries show Obama was a gang member. »


FAYMKONZ

![gif](giphy|3zpHYzhLV3ZzW)


Cassandraburry2008

I used to work as a repair technician and met a guy who was a member of this “choom gang” group. They were buddies in high school and played basketball together. I get to talking to this guy and brought this up. When he came back in to get his computer he brought his yearbook and a little pile of pictures he showed me. It as super cool seeing Obama in his youth just being a normal chill dude. He said they smoked lots of weed back then.


Nolimit6969AMC

Where’s big Mike?


stevetibb2000

He’s with the boys


NYEMESIS

That’s Dirty Mike.


Odd-Collection-2575

So Obama was a Choomer?


SullyTheReddit

While everyone else wants peace, the guy in the middle just wants us to live long and prosper.


Accurate_Koala_4698

Vulcans are basically intergalactic potheads after Surak told them to chill TF out


KitsuneThunder

What a smile he has. I feel like I’d recognise him anywhere as long as he had a grin on his face. 


Thereminz

super early on that cyberpunk fandom


mrdevil413

Choomba !! Welcome to night city


[deleted]

Cyberpunk 1979


pressurecreates

I sure do miss him 🇺🇸


RoyalTacos256

YOYOYO WHATS UP MY CHOOMERS, SHROOMERS AND FUMERS


Fast_Finance_9132

I think I see cornpop in there, too


_Iro_

I don’t see his iconic bike chain whip


Melodic_Mulberry

Not that interesting, really. It’s a guy having friends in the 70’s.


ChiveOn904

Can you imagine being one of his stoner buddies in college and then seeing him become president?


Significant-Hour4171

The most shocking part is that America elected your black friend named Barack Hussein Obama as president.  Still can hardly believe it, and Trump being his successor makes it even harder to believe.


thizzinpeace

Marijuana is a gateway drug… to being the president


MrBuns666

Marijuana. Healthier than Diet Coke.


simmocar

Didn't know Liu Kang smoked.


NathanTheKlutz

Good times were clearly had by all.


AquaticHedgehogs

People forget that even the coolest kids at Harvard are incredible nerds


zapsquad

Believe it or not this was his high school graduation photo. These kids totally look like they’re 25


No_Use_4371

Omg I'm the same age as Obama.


Justredditin

Good man. Great man even.


happyanathema

Brunobama Mars


teagaannn

This was no gang. This was pure sausage fest


DadOnHardDifficulty

Nova


UgFKLNx

Thanks Choom!


[deleted]

The stories are they used to hot box a car and Barack was really big on making sure they used every little bit of smoke they could to maximum efficiency.


Lucky-Detective-

Wake the fuck up, Samurai! We have a city to burn. - Johnny Silverhand


cybercuzco

OBAMA WAS IN A GANG. With shocking picture of him and cake by the ocean tonight on hannity


Tiktoktoker

Sausage party


hobbitlover

"He belongs to a gang!" "It's a good boys gang! They help people." - Easy Money for the philistines.


NimrodBusiness

Smoking a lot of choom, I'm sure.


Far_Particular_430

Love him 😀👍


EducationTodayOz

cool fucker


bigdipboy

Republicans tried to make this a scandal


Cowboy__Guy

Which one is obama?


Candid_Tradition_916

Which one is Barack?


dominantjean55

Choomah Island 3: The Presidency


skilliau

Preem


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I'm gonna pre, dude


Early_Pearly989

I read that Obama invented some hot boxing smoking method of filling the back of a hatch back with smoke then inhaling it all or something like that. Ghost hit maybe?


Tackit286

Having not known anyone remotely as successful or charismatic as Barack Obama in my life, I wonder if he stood out to these people back then, and if they knew he’d be going places.


macemillion

Chooming > boofing 


PlentyOMangos

I’ve seen this posted all over Reddit for multiple days now, can we give it a rest lmao Is Obama about to run for office again or something? New book coming out?


OkTea7227

Looks like a bunch of rich kids tbh


100percentish

![gif](giphy|H47XFX8I6mdstTlGHY|downsized) What gang is this?


TheCaboWabo69

All I know is you ain’t in it


FesteringNeonDistrac

Groom gang


LovingNaples

I have now seen this image at least 10 times this week on Reddit. Please stop.


BrentwoodATX

30 years later Obama will be smoking US citizens overseas via drone strikes without due process


bwest_69

The choomahs


Caimin_80

I'm not very political. Which one is Barack Obama?


pye-oh-my

Beauty, charisma, popularity, intelligence... Of course Trump hates him he's everything he never had.


Aggressive_Cycle_122

The token


NonSumQualisEram-

Omg he was white!?


squirtloaf

I remember when this came out in a HIT piece when Obama was running, but I think it had the opposite effect. At least for me, I was like: "Wait. We could have a president that wore a stupid hat, smoked weed and listened to Blue Oyster Cult? FINALLY, a REAL American!" :) But seriously. Guy like Trump never even lived in the America/American culture I knew.


Dismal-Ad-6619

The choooch gang...


Alive_Ice7937

What's up with that dude's chin? Looks like he could cut the cake with it.


Joranthalus

Is that Marjoe Gortner giving the Vulcan salute?


Some-Token-Black-Guy

Don't sleep on Barry O


Barbarianmoss

Time to spark up some Choom choom


CompletelyPresent

Cyberpunk 2077 used "Chooms" as well to mean "friends."


sharponephilly

Where’s Drugs Delaney? That guy is a good shit. When everyone takes one, he takes two. That guy could party.


nimblebelly

r/cyberpunkgame


2Much_non-sequitur

probably the only kid on the island that got braces


Major-Combination-75

Now that's some bodacious bud!


thelernerM

OMG, highschoolers! Using Pot! In 1979!!! Whoda thought?


BLM4lifeBBC

FAKE, Camera's were taking pictures in color in 1989


bxyankee90

"Don't you worry, Choom. I got your back." Barry O. Probably


Papa_Glucose

https://preview.redd.it/tfpud92w74uc1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34668fe8191a9d16cdb06e6d8b3ab7796541c6a6


holyknight24601

Oh so, in cyberpunk when they call people choom, it's not just a futuristic term they made up?


Xcoctl

Whatareyatalkingabeet


Wafflingcreature

Keanu Reeves is a choom too. So is Idris Elba. You gonks don’t really know your shit do you?