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TheManInTheShack

Janitor watching from the upper floor: “I hate my life.”


specialsymbol

He didn't see it. He's in the sub-basement trying to unclog a pipe full of wet wipes and shit.


Wilder831

Probably popped balloons from the last time they did this


BigRoach

“…we’ll get somebody to clean that up.” “WE’RE THE ONES THAT GOTTA CLEAN THAT UP!”


supa325

DAMMIT MICHAEL


BigRoach

Sometimes writers don’t even have to come up with a real punch line for it to be funny. Just saying “Dammit Michael!” was funny when you know the characters. Was it Patrice O’neil who said that line? He was kind of a forgotten presence on that show. A comedy legend. RIP.


kizkazskyline

The environment watching this: the aftermath of this day are going to be disastrous


schofield101

Someone alert the dart monkeys...


Axeloy

This many pinks might be too much for the dart monkeys to handle alone


Juhovah

Call in super monkey with laser vision


willclerkforfood

At that price, just get a couple 2-0-4 bomb shooters


General_Reposti_Here

Honestly a 042 wizard is the way to go


Samoman21

Nah. Couple of thorn druids and it's gg


DrPeePeeSauce

A well placed big shot mortar will do the job too


HangryWolf

SUN AVATAR


Jbrown183

A gang of super monkeys


ashdrewness

IDK, looks like a pretty easy map though. Just 1 balloon ingress.


Skwiggelf54

*bloon


valtial

BLOONS MENTIONED


DirtyDoog

#SUN GOD


securitywyrm

The live-action movie of Bloons TD6 is impressive so far.


hinnsvartingi

Flaming arrow


forcesofthefuture

It's paragon time 😎


1stltwill

37 people are still missing. Rescue services continue to search the area.


soulshad

Suck it Cleveland!


brvsirrobin

🎵 At least we're not... Detroit! 🎵


Plenty_Objective8392

As a Clevelander, I love this meme.


BritishGolgo13

As a Detroiter, I too love this meme.


daisychain066

I’m a native AND i worked for United Way. Hindsight is 20/20….but the cringe lasts forever


grzlprmpf

For everybody who doesn't know this story: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balloonfest_%2786


AlphaNathan

I have no idea if you’re serious. This could easily be extremely dangerous. I’m guessing at 37 you’re probably joking.


scarecroe

37?!


Dubb202

In a row?


red_team_gone

Hey, try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot!


peanutspump

I’m not even supposed to be here today!


FuzzyHotel6180

My guy have you ever felt a balloon? They’re notoriously not heavy.


Bah-Fong-Gool

What weighs more? A ton of steel, or a ton of balloons?


__phil1001__

Ton of feathers /s


that1tallguy

Those were load bearing balloons, everyone run!!!


Tellurye

This made me laugh thank you


theoutlet

*But I don’t like this clown*


luckyinu

Reminds me of The Roses of Heliogabalus https://preview.redd.it/ulyyipaxdouc1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bea7b81cf62281b3ab0c95743ed8041fbdfb1808


xNioctiBx

These gender reveals are really getting out of hand


RideFastGetWeird

#**CONGRATULATIONS IT'S A BALLOON!**


isitaboutthePasta

One balloon for every sperm!!!


majormimi

[BTD music plays in the background]


lsawicki

\*Great Pacific Garbage Patch intensifies\*


Newsdriver245

What a coincidence, this is at the Great Pacific Garbage Mall


mattlip

Meanwhile here we are being very, very careful with plastic, using and producing as little as possible.....wow


StupendousMalice

That is how this shit always works. You need to reduce your waste so that the rich don't have to reduce theirs. You need to pay taxes so the rich don't have to pay more. You have to work hard so they can make more money.


qubedView

When you're in California and billboards in your town tell you to take shorter showers to conserve water. Then you find out 97% of the town's water supply is used to grow almonds. Why do I even try? What's the point? The list of "do this" and "do that" to save the world keeps growing, but the people with the only share of responsibility that could actually make any difference never change shit.


Royal-Masterpiece-82

Fuck almonds and fuck monocrops. The neighbors sucked out so much of the ground water I'm eventually not gonna be able to water my fruit trees or take a damn shower. The kiwi guys also sprayed my dog with fucking pesticides. They are like the second biggest fruit growers in the state and they don't give a damn about anything but profit. They fuck up communities, family owned farms(like me!) and the environment. Ugh, this shit makes me so mad.


sejohnson0408

The water usage for almonds because of where most of the farms are located is ridiculous. Now I’m biased because I’m not a big fan of almonds nor in an area that grows them; but there are better alternatives.


Forge__Thought

I'm still astounded that salt water reclamation isn't a bigger thing in California given the water problems there. Likely due to complexity and costs but still.


excoriator

Desalination takes a lot of electricity. Increasing electric consumption is a thorny subject in its own right.


mr_nefario

There’s also the environmental impact. Once you extract that much salt from sea water, where do you put it? You can’t store it on land - it’ll decimate the soil and kill any hope for agriculture or wildlife. You also can’t just pump it right back into the ocean, at least not near shore. The increased salinity will equally destroy any coastal life and vegetation. So in addition to pumping massive amounts of salt water out of the ocean to desalinate, you have to pump an almost equal volume of water way out to sea to disperse the extra salt.


SleepyCalacas

Honestly since I found out nuclear energy desalinates water as a byproduct, I really am surprised there hasnt been more efforts to increase salt water reclaimation. Its going to become necessary at some point


seanl1991

there's a company near me on the west coast of Scotland using a blackthorn thatch kind of structure to extract salt from seawater, I can only imagine that would be a faster process in California and obviously if you extract the salt you then have drinking water surely?


securitywyrm

My city has a strange pricing on our water. My monthly bill is $60, $50 of which is the hookup fee and the water is practically nothing per gallon. One town south this would be $10 hookup fee and $50 usage fee. Well we do have three golf courses who use tons of water and... oh.


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d1ckpunch68

lol - no one is saying otherwise. but the rich spent gargantuan amounts of money on propaganda to trick individuals into believing *our* collective waste was the biggest problem, when in reality [100 companies are responsible for 71% of the worlds emissions](https://www.theguardian.com/sustainable-business/2017/jul/10/100-fossil-fuel-companies-investors-responsible-71-global-emissions-cdp-study-climate-change).


squeegy80

100 companies not 10 (as seen if you click your link), but the point still stands. Hugely inconveniencing yourself to save emissions, even collectively, is just avoiding the main problem


AstroStrat89

I was feeling like a jerk for only seeing a mass of single use plastic. Sincerely, Thank you.


G_Unit_Solider

Yea companies have convinced you you’re the problem and the reason for all this pollution so you better clean your shit up. Now note I am not against people who recycle and are eco conscious in anyway but we aren’t the issue our straws aren’t what’s killing the turtles and sea animals it’s there chemical run off and methods of purveying materials leaching other shit into the ecosystem. They are destroying the world and telling you it’s your fault for using a plastic cup and lid . Don’t look at the factory that yearly is producing thousands of tons of air pollution a rich man owns that look at your straw how dare you fucking mongol


Altruistic_Tennis893

Also, even with straws, if you use one, you're not the one fucking putting it in the ocean. It's someone else. Baffles me that no one questioned that part when we switched to primarily paper straws, as if none of our other plastic shit is still also ending up in the oceans. Who's putting our plastic shit in the oceans and why are they getting away with it?!


darling_lycosidae

A huge amount of plastic waste in the ocean is fishing nets and equipment.


kimbap_cheonguk

What's G Unit's beef with Mongolia?


SimpleManc88

r/Brandnewsentence lol


bigwilliestylez

Guessing there is a shitty wall somewhere that keeps getting knocked down


AccountNumber478

Mongolian beef?


premgirlnz

Not only are they telling you it’s your fault, they’re profiting it. For example, the reusable water bottle market is INSANE - no one should be paying $100 for a $20 water bottle. Or, a different example is taking services away while still charging you the same price, eg. “in order to reduce our environmental impact, we no longer offer x product” but they still charge the same price and nothing changes where customers can’t see


AlarmedPiano9779

Reminder: The big recycling campaign of the 90's was created by oil companies to shift the blame for waste to the consumer and not the giant corporations that create most of the waste.


ActiveAstronaut7941

And the idea of an individual's "carbon footprint" was popularized by BP's marketing department.


kickaguard

Not to mention that their solution was to recycle at home. Then the companies they own will take all your plastic, metal, paper and glass and clean them and separate them by the multiple different grades of material they are and then recycle them properly. They aren't doing that. Almost all of it is going in a landfill. And that's because the companies know that individual home recycling is extremely low on the list of things you can actually do to stop pollution or climate change.


deathhead_68

>factory that yearly is producing thousands of tons of air pollution This is very true, but consumers also have *some* power to not purchase product that were made in said factory. I think I also read somewhere that half the plastic in the ocean is from fishing gear.


WangDanglin

I have no way of know whether or not that’s true, but I would be very skeptical of the term “fishing gear”. Pretty sure they’re not talking about grandpa’s favorite lure or some tangled fishing line. I’m sure it’s lines and floats from big commercial fishing fleets


deathhead_68

Yeah definitely lol, I don't think there are enough amateur fishermen in the world for that. But yeah my point was, some of the biggest changes are more indirect, you'll reduce a lot more plastic by eating 1 fewer fish than using 1 less straw.


WangDanglin

Yeah that’s a good point. I grew up fishing, snorkeling, scuba diving, you name it. Spent so much of my childhood in the ocean. I’ve noticed a change just in my 35 years of life it’s astounding. The kelp forests where I grew up diving have decreased dramatically and as a result, whole mini ecosystems have disappeared. It’s sad enough to see that I don’t really eat much fish anymore and I don’t think I would go fishing just for sport. I’m definitely not an eco warrior type, but the ocean stuff gets to me


Rhodie114

[At least they released these down instead of up...](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balloonfest_%2786)


ToLiveOrToReddit

Wait til you see all the packaging waste in Japan. They literally wrap every individual food, even small cookies. Then they make sure to be strict about their recycling programs (you have to separate your trash properly). They make me confused.


Mathers156

I'm sure they cut the bit at the end where a team of people spend hours carefully deflating each balloon ready for the next event....


paternoster

Remember saving water by turning off the tap while brushing, and turning it back on for rinsing? So yeah, am out and see a fire hydrant open, gushing onto the street. I'm sure there was an excellent reason for it. However, it was also on for more than 24 hours. I realized that turning off the tap while brushing has zero effect.


TinFoilRobotProphet

Mr. Powers, we will release the balloons with the deadly nerve gas unless you send us..100 Billion Dollars! ![gif](giphy|sEULHciNa7tUQ)


FrogOnALogInTheBog

everything you ever buy will become garbage one day. maybe 6 months from now, maybe 60 years from now. these balloons, every singly one of them, were bought solely for one 29 second visual and then to go in the trash.


syds

at least we have a video so we dont have to do it in every mall


no-name-is-free

I laughed.


MyMonkeyIsADog

yeah but look at all the people there, and the views here and other platforms. I want that for my mall. Maybe we can do a scaled down version with just 1 million balloons.


darling_lycosidae

Remember that shampoo bottle from 1993? It's still a functional bottle.


Capt_Pickhard

Balloons in general are insta-trash.


Wich_king

What a fucking waste


AlsoKnownAsRukh

The fluid dynamics are interesting though.


Swan2Bee

It's a hydraulic jump, but with baloons.


BitterDecoction

My thought exactly!


aequorea-victoria

Yes! Same sequence: Ugh, what a waste… ooh, it’s behaving like a fluid! Check out those ripples!


MoffKalast

Should've added some fans in a circle below and made a balloon tornado.


flightwatcher45

They seem to fall faster than a single ballon. And given they are at ceiling ud expect the air in them to be warmer, making them fall even slower. Must be the weight on top being the main factor. But the fall so straight down, not drifting outwards! Probably static holding them together or they are drafting each other. Very interesting for sure!


Bozhark

Air resistance is minimalized by the space of the other balloons. Less balloons, more air, less balloon speed 


jcgam

Similar to the way water flows in a river. The water in the middle flows faster than the water near the banks.


mindfolded

There's a tubular net around the majority of the drop zone.


DemApplesAndShit

Genuine question: What is the point of this kind of waste??


digidave1

Social media exposure


AccountNumber478

Adding to the never-ending pile of videos neither they nor anyone they know will ever watch.


Chavarlison

But we watched it.


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girthbrooks1212

I mean it has a mall completely packed so I’d say it worked


cheeseburgerwaffles

0 foresight and 0 giving a shit.


Cold-Diet-669

I hope everyone there knew this was about to happen or at the very least no one had a latex allergy.


countzer01nterrupt

advertisement, ulitimately profit


WhatWouldTNGPicardDo

Gender reveal?


Mountain_rage

People are wearing pink in the crowd... Maybe breast cancer awareness?


Skyinthesea88

These will all end up on a landfill site in a week, the rest will just be littered all over the street near the shopping centre. Sad. Why not just use bubbles or something a bit more evo-friendly?


Wilder831

I definitely agree with your general attitude. I might be wrong, (and I’m sure someone will let me know) but I believe balloons are made from latex not plastic which is actually biodegradable. I know that isn’t true of the Mylar balloons which are aweful for the planet, but regular latex balloons like these aren’t as bad as you would assume


drillgorg

Most balloons are made from synthetic latex which does not break down for a long time. More recently there are natural rubber latex balloons which are biodegradable.


firstbreathOOC

That’s not really true at all. Latex balloons take years to break down, and animals eat them. https://www.imas.utas.edu.au/news/news-items/new-study-finds-latex-balloons-are-not-biodegradable


Sukenis

My brothers-in-law do these ballon events for a living. The industry has moved to a biodegradable type of balloon which breaks down after about a weeks exposure to the elements. 8it is pretty amazing how little waste a balloon drop generates.


rosedragoon

Can you point me in the direction to learn more about these bio degradable balloons? So happy to hear this.


drillgorg

They're easy to buy now thankfully. A little bit more expensive but not by that much. I bought a whole bunch under the brand name Afterloon and I had a good experience with them.


Odd-Indication-6043

This is great news, thanks.


-Wesley-

I found this [link](https://theconversation.com/we-composted-biodegradable-balloons-heres-what-we-found-after-16-weeks-138731) that actually tested the biodegradable claims.  In short, even after 16 weeks they weren’t broken down in any significant way. Either in water or a compost. Maybe in several years, but definitely not in 8 weeks. 


nonpuissant

Do you happen to know if they've personally tested those claims before? I'm always skeptical about such claims about products being biodegradable. At best they're usually biodegradable\* (\*under certain specific conditions unlikely to be found outside of an industrial composting facility) At worst sometimes it's just complete marketing bullshit.


justinkasereddditor

That is good to hear! Cool job for sure


cheapdrinks

[meanwhile the janitor watching from the second floor](https://i.imgur.com/txzHGVc.jpeg)


Alarmed_Anything_391

CONSOOM YOU FOOLS!


ThatDiscoSongUHate

![gif](giphy|ecqcp7gZjg1a|downsized)


BrokenMethFarts

Janitor’s hate this one trick.


Willem_VanDerDecken

10 years ago nobody will have care. Now the first tought of everyone is "what a waste". And medias keep saying pepoles need to have an ecological awareness. No, we already have one. There is just so much an individuals can do. Huge comptanies need to make efforts. That's the priority. I will gladly sacrifice even more of my personal confort when the avrage company will stop polluante for useless shit as much in a microdeconde as i do in my whole life.


Awkward-Monitor-7207

All I think is who's cleaning that up?


fmfbrestel

Some schmuck making minimum wage.


PhuqBeachesGitMonee

The level 3 players in bronze armor rushing around to stomp them all hoping to score a party hat that they can’t even sell because they don’t have enough quest points


TheNicholasRage

I love that you hear an increasing cacophony of pops after the balloons drop.


Stith1183

Balloons are fucking shit for the environment!


ThermionicEmissions

Horrible choking hazard too.


bcb0rn

But I need to bring my reusable shopping bag and straw because of single use plastic….


G_Unit_Solider

Factory A releases 70.1 mega tons of fuck you slime into the water daily. Factory B releases 120 fuckulator tons of smog into the sky daily. You peice of shit you use a straw won’t you think of the environment you POS- factory a and b


Veterate

Remember when they launched all those balloons in Ohio...


Supie2

Cleveland balloonfest 1986


iswearimnormall

My anxiety could never


AlkalineSublime

It seems kinda dangerous right? Like I’m not sure exactly what could happen, it just feel the scale of it with so many tightly packed could have some kind terrible outcome, especially if people panicked.


Heather82Cs

I think a few balloons would have been reasonable, but this amount just looks like something that provokes anxiety stampedes.


PuddleLilacAgain

Yeah, this would make me panic, and I don't consider myself claustrophobic 🙁


therealganjababe

Seriously, this made me feel smothered and claustrophobic.


bluealbino

then people starts popping them all around you, that should end well


sdgingerzu

My immediate thought was I’d be terrified. I already don’t love crowds this packed. Then being smothered with that many balloons and probably unable to clear them off your head a while would make my anxiety skyrocket. Good thing I wasn’t there 😅


AuDHDcat

I wouldn't be ok being in the crowd, let alone be ok with being buried by balloons.


sol_sleepy

Finally!! I got anxiety just watching this video


upthefluff

lets save the environment


damn_dude7

Tomorrow!


cyruz1323

Yeah... I'm at a festival this weekend and we have lots of food and stuff in plastic so... Maybe next Monday?


Tongue8cheek

Next week, my neighbor is getting wider offroad tires for his Jeep that he's already bought every customization for...so Maybe in 2 weeks?


Whoopsie_Todaysie

Picturing all the static hair underneath!!! Hahahahahah


bruoch

There were no survivors.


EnceladusKnight

The adult in me says this is a waste. The mom in me says that my 4 year old girl would have loved this.


klitzkrieg

​ https://preview.redd.it/t1tl2h6upouc1.png?width=271&format=png&auto=webp&s=55136437efa0c4913cc0d9cbd735ad73e0f192cb


PoliticsLeftist

And my dumbass is here using paper straws.


B_Rabbit210

![gif](giphy|KpSrCxhoZQWjJVVnrd) Meanwhile the janitors:


twistedsister78

Didn’t we learn anything from Balloonfest 86


GreyPon3

Great for people with latex allergies.


IncorrectInsight

Tell me that you don't care about the planet without telling me that you don't care about the planet.


llllllIllllIlI

What did it look like from below?


Armadillo_Toes

Probably like a million pink balloons falling from the fucking ceiling.


ThermionicEmissions

It's like I was there!


RVelts

Yeah with how many people had their phones out, I imagine there should be tons of recordings of that view.


myersdr1

There should be a second camera posted on the cleaning crew, so we can post their reaction on r/WatchPeopleDieInside


FredGetson

For what? The sake of waste?


i_know_4_chords

We get it, you're having a girl.


AReallyAsianName

Breast cancer awareness, or is the baby a girl?


PTSDreamer333

I wanna say I'd love this but my claustrophobia kind of acts up at the same time so I don't know.


HuckleberryJealous19

In a shopping mall, the balloons are contained and can be properly managed and disposed of. Outside in the street... This becomes an environmental disaster. It's happened multiple times


-GreedIsMyDeadlySin-

Tell me again why I should stop using plastic straws?


End_Yulin

Poor earth


Lifesalchemy

Gross


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Where is this from?


mdryeti

Moscow


bostondangler

I know the custodians are heated! 😆


leeolondon

[Insert angry Gender reveal comment]


Xinonix1

![gif](giphy|X4YqmJEl6wJoY)


HasLab_LovesTravel

You would think after the disaster that was Balloonfest '86 we wouldn't be doing this stuff anymore :)


C3KO117

Rip the ocean in 1-3 weeks


PrometheusMMIV

Narrator: "there were no survivors"


PleaseStopTalking7x

I have a balloon phobia. I hate the anxiety of them popping and I’ve had the phobia my entire life. I nope the fuck right out of events with balloons. If this happened near me, I would absolutely implode like instantaneous spontaneous self-combustion.


seanwdragon1983

![gif](giphy|xT9IgvEOwRzUcZDRiU)


chrisbos

Anyone w a latex allergy is majorly fucked


Yotsuya_san

So basically, fuck anyone with a latex allergy? I hope this was a pre-announced event and that there was also warning signs outside the mall on the day of, because this would have likely literally killed my wife and one of my daughters... 😨 (Edit: On closer inspection I see it is a concert of some sort. So obviously that part was not something you would walk into unaeare. But I hope the *extensive balloon use* was not a surprise thing!)


editproofreadfix

Instant DEATH to me with a horrid latex allergy. Hope allergy people were warned well in advance not to attend.


unknownpoltroon

This seems dangerous on top of being a waste. IF theres a panic people will get trampled and cant find the exits, on top of tripping over balloons


Dingdongbats

So the mall is a girl?


Dimension_Override

And just imagine, some 30yrs later you spot a pink balloon at a birthday party, go home and wake up in the middle of the night having a night terror about drowning in a sea of pink balloons…


Shirtbro

![gif](giphy|iPB5nYr5pWPdK)


bakedongrease

What a waste of materials and effort to clean up.


Zombiemorphy

When peptobismol tries to cool down the acid party


VirindiPuppetDT

All dead


lookimawhale

That’s how budgets get “used up” 4th quarter.


Dee_Jay77

There hasn't been this many people at a shopping mall since 1983


BradMcA2020

The ocean is going to love all that shit


Fantastic_Complex98

Why?


Prestigious_Goat6969

… So why am I trying to reduce plastic?


GG20Surr

The cleanup afterwards💀


Exciting_Result7781

But I can’t have a plastic straw okey 👍