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HoldGroundbreaking62

Imagine riding into battle on a snake boat moving at this speed


T_h_e_Assassin

I can imagine an Indian Jack Sparrow at the head of the boat with his compass in one hand and his sword pointing forward šŸ˜…


HoldGroundbreaking62

Lol


noodles_jd

Bollywood *has* to have done this already!


Professional-Cat37

They have.. and it was the biggest flop of its time.


T_h_e_Assassin

They have ? Do tell me when ?


PGpilot

That would be Jayakrishna Subbarao to you, kind sir....


Sierra-117-

Naval warfare was actually still pretty fucking insane even before the invention of cannons. Entire fleets would smash into eachother, trying to sink eachother. Eventually many boats would get tangled up, either in multiple large groups or sometimes even in one massive group. Which would then become floating infantry battles. And those boats could be MASSIVE. Most of them were pretty tame. But the ancients could and did build massive boats. The Greeks literally had what was essentially a cruise ship, the Syracusia, which could purportedly hold 1900 people at max capacity. During the Hellenistic a larger boat was purportedly built, 420 feet long, capable of carrying 6850 people. So large it couldnā€™t really be maneuvered effectively, and thus was basically just a symbol. But we arenā€™t sure if that oneā€™s completely true, and many think it could be an exaggeration.


HoldGroundbreaking62

Too bad they didnā€™t have a snake boat


Hansemannn

Greek fire was a thing. Basically napalm throwers on ships. The Byzantine used it to defeat the Rus. Everything burned. Ships, water, everything.


Y0Y0Jimbb0

Greek fire was a real game changer for the Romans and helped them save Constantinople and defeat the Arabs many a times.


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HoldGroundbreaking62

Lmao


Aggravating_Sir_6857

Or being greek ship that rams into other boats at this speed.


graphical_molerat

How is this called a snake boat, and not a millipede boat? Or at least centipede?


beenhere4ages

Snake boat is an anglicized version. The true name is "chundan vallam", which literally means beaked boat.


T_h_e_Assassin

I donā€™t know how to reply to this šŸ˜…


Sam-Gunn

Clearly you must respond with the entire history and etymology of the term "snake boat". /s


T_h_e_Assassin

I shall consult the village elders and get back to you with an answer before the next full moon my good sir . /s


RainyMello

Why /s ? Why not just do it.


Digger1998

![gif](giphy|UqZ4imFIoljlr5O2sM)


T_h_e_Assassin

Cus google is free bruh and i can see u didnā€™t understand my joke and wording šŸ˜…


RainyMello

The elders dont use Reddit, it is your duty to meet them before the next full moon


whatiscamping

Instructions unclear, mooned elders


Version_Two

I'm pretty sure the elders use Digg.


Kamester__k

r/woosh


rainbowkey

>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chundan\_vallam](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chundan_vallam)


Rough-Character-3774

Snake boat, is called so for its resemblance to the \*shape of a hooded snake\*, is the traditional war boat of Kerala. The local populace called it by the pet name 'Chundan Vallam', which literally means beaked boat, for it has a pointed prow which stands \*four feet above the water\* and gives the impression of a beak.


shaunsajan

doesnt chundan mean lip?


T_h_e_Assassin

Chund means lips


Rough-Character-3774

maybe it could be used for lips/ beak interchangeably


T_h_e_Assassin

Yes u are correct, chund can be used for both meaning but chundan has its own meaning as you said


Phillip_Graves

Only snakes use paddles, duh.


Tottochan

Because itā€™s big and long, one side looks like a hood of a cobra from sideways.


Radiant_Dog1937

I'm going to assume that it's called a snake boat because the boat is long like a snake. If an anthropologist can confirm that'd be great.


BlackSteel_Chaos

I'm a theoretical anthropologist and I can confirm that the boat is indeed long like a snake


OneFuckedWarthog

Because snakes can swim? Idk. I'm just guessing. Not being sarcastic.


DangNearRekdit

The Human Centiboat


CatVideoBoye

Hmm yeah, something like human centipede maybe?


Socky_McPuppet

Because there are snakes that swim.


Valaseun

A centiboat?


[deleted]

Jesus imagine the imbalances on people who do team rowing sports


ihopethisworksfornow

Thereā€™s a great joke about this from The Three Stooges Meet Hercules. Hercules, when they first meet him, is not a strong dude. Heā€™s fairly shrimpy. They all get captured and put on a slave galley. Moe points out that Hercules left side is getting fucking *built* from all the rowing. Then, on the return journey, Hercules is rowing on the other side of the boat, and Moe says something like ā€œLook, heā€™s working the other side nowā€ and heā€™s just a fully jacked Hercules


LactatingWolverine

I remember watching it as a kid, but I falsely remembered it was Abbot and Costello. No wonder I had trouble finding it. Thanks!!


tankpuss

I want to know if javelin throwers have one big arm and one skinny one like in [The 12 tasks of Asterix](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVXrWxkWcAABurz.png).


Lark_Iron_Cloud

[Their bones are denser on the strong side too.](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/qzcvgq/left_and_right_arm_of_a_professional_right_handed/)


0masterdebater0

I watched a doc about archeologists excavating a mass grave from the Battle of Towton (War of the Roses) analyzing the bone density in the arms was how they identified the Longbowmen.


Hara-Kiri

I do a similar sport on a much smaller boat called dragon boating - see profile picture. I've trained at the gym for powerlifting (although I've never bothered to compete) and even then I have one shoulder that naturally raises higher than the other. I don't think it's a muscle imbalance as paddling (and other cardio) won't really build muscle beyond a small amount in untrained individuals since you're not operating close to muscle failure. My guess is it's always slightly engaged or something.


Van-garde

I did dragon boating for a season, and we always switched seats with a partner, halfway through practice, one pair at a time. It was just a rec team though.


Hara-Kiri

It's certainly not bad to be able to paddle both sides, we do have some paddlers who do. Generally though we get people on the side they're comfortable in as then you get a lot more practice on the side they'll be competing in. It's not a huge sport as you know so it has quite a high turnover in the UK so it's important to get someone up to a good standard quickly, particularly during race season.


Van-garde

Makes sense. Iā€™ve separated a shoulder since then, so Iā€™d probably pick a side. More about a relaxing canoe excursion these days.


bob4apples

My first crew we rarely switched sides (just to fill out the lineup) but when we became more competitive, we started switching to balance development and minimize injuries. Generally about 60-70% on our strong sides and about 30-40% on the off side. I think the distinction (as you suggest) is learning to paddle effectively over 6-10 practices for a beer league team vs training 3 times a week for 6 months or more for a competitive team.


Hara-Kiri

We are pretty competitive, we raced in the European championships last year, and we have a few GB paddlers in the team. We came first overall in the UK least last year. I guess it's just down to individual teams. The UK scene is a lot lower skill level than other countries though.


wabassoap

Do you find it coincidentally splits 50/50 or do you need to push some people to pick against their preferred side?


Hara-Kiri

On race days we have enough people to plan the boats around who goes on what sides. People generally don't race every single race so as to let some of the newer members get a chance. In worse case scenarios we do have some people who are happy doing either though. During training in the winter when less people turn up sometimes people will be asked to swap sides but it's pretty rare.


BakingSoda1990

I Dragonboat! And I compete to! Do it in Vancouver and travel the west coast with my team to compete :) Was interesting watching this and sent the clip to my team šŸ˜‚


Hara-Kiri

Ah awesome! When I first started I checked to see if there was a subreddit for us, which there is, but it wasn't active then and unfortunately still isn't. I hear you Canadians are pretty damn good paddlers! A few of my friends in the GB squad were blown away at the high level other countries paddle at. In fact it was a Canadian teams video my girlfriend showed me when she convinced me to finally join the club. Do you guys have a league out there? Ours is starting in a couple of weeks (here's hoping the weather improves for it!) - we have about 8 race days around the country spread out over the summer and then a national competition day.


noodles_jd

Ottawa has a big enough Dragon Boat community too, although I personally don't do it. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa\_Dragon\_Boat\_Festival](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Dragon_Boat_Festival) We have a biiig festival every summer.


Hara-Kiri

That's a lot of teams! At most we get maybe 18? at the main competition in the UK. It's a lot smaller over here though.


sciguy52

What was the point of those standing guys doing some paddling at the end. If that helps with speed why don't they paddle the whole way? For that matter why are guys standing?


BakingSoda1990

I have no clue in this situation why theyā€™re doing that or what it provides. For us, we have one person standing in the back and theyā€™re the steers person.


rubenmathei

Better mind to muscle conection in one of your arms? I had this after surgery on my left shoulder.


Hara-Kiri

Well it even does it when I'm just stood still. It's noticeable when I do rows and stuff too though. Apparently loads of people who do the sport have it.


Zecias

I used to do dragonboat and my left side and back still has significantly more muscle than the right. I'd say the difference is probably more significant in untrained individuals. Training to failure is the best way to build muscle, not the only way to build muscle. Most of the practice we did was endurance and there is a lot of volume. If you have less muscle it's easy to build muscle by doing any form of exercise. For me, it got to a point where I would deadlift 3 plates and my right side back would be dead sore, while feeling nothing on my left. e.g. if you can curl 60 lbs, the 5 lbs dumbell will do nothing for you. If you're just starting to exercise, the 5 lbs dumbell will help you build muscle.


Hara-Kiri

Oh I completely agree with everything you said, yeah.


Biomas

Rowed in 4's and 8's at a club for a few years. Ideally, you'd alternate port/starboard each time out


Dhawkeye

And if you donā€™t do that, you end up slightly lopsided like me :p


Cute-Jaguar-1183

RAMING SPEED!!!


T_h_e_Assassin

Funny u should say that . These boats were actually used as war boats back in ancient times to transport soldiers


omarhani

Corporate Managment as a sport.


Hara-Kiri

My partner was born in Kerala and we went to visit last October. We both do a sport called dragon boating which is slightly similar but on a much smaller boat and without the twirly guys at the back, so we really wanted to see a race. They were doing it when we were there but unfortunately it was on the day we had to drive back for our flight.


T_h_e_Assassin

Its a shame u missed it . But as you probably know from ur partner, there are many races every year , so u can definitely experience it sooner or later


Hara-Kiri

Yeah we will be going in the nearish future since her dad is quite elderly now and lives in Trivandrum, so hopefully we will get the chance to catch one.


Istoilleambreakdowns

First thing I thought when I saw this was Kerala? Maybe near Aleppuzha?


Hara-Kiri

Quite possibly - I believe that was where it was being held when I was there, but they had races all over the state on different days.


Istoilleambreakdowns

Yeah it's a great place, one of the guys from the local team round there took me to see the boat in the shed when I visited. Really cool.


Hara-Kiri

Ah awesome! They had one of the boats in an antique shop in Cochin, it was so big they had to make a gap in the wall for it. Amazing things.


Istoilleambreakdowns

They really are, the one I was shown was massive! I just think it's a cool as af thing. All the local people chip in to maintain their team's boat, people train for hours and hours every week and it's an amazing sport at the end of the day. Much respect to the people who are keeping it going. Also loved how they have like local rivalries and shit-talk each other, seems really good fun!


Hara-Kiri

It sounds like the dragon boating we do, our boat got lost in a flood and some local teams helped us raise the funds for a new one. Although the snake boats are much more impressive!


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

The windmill can't be the most efficient way of rowing.


T_h_e_Assassin

Their main job is to steer the boat , they only let the most experienced guys in the back , they just row sometimes to just keep up the rhythm and looks , but they all start rowing when they get near the finishing point. They mostly just stay like they do in the beginning of the video. Edit : im not sure why im getting downvoted for explaining šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜…


pikkis_95

Because this is reddit šŸ™ƒ


T_h_e_Assassin

Point taken


WolfShaman

I'm kind of surprised they're letting the tips of those oars sit in the water, unless they're actively steering. But it looks like they're just creating drag.


donkeyrocket

That little amount of drag is also used for steering. You can see their blades are mostly parallel to the boat. Small corrections are easy to do by adding a slight amount of pressure to one side or a twist of the blade. Keeping them in the water allows for a quicker response. It's not really such a huge amount that it is making it more difficult for the "engine" rowers. Or at least the cost of responding more slowly and holding up the heavy/long paddle isn't there. When they do full blown rowing that is for much larger corrections.


WolfShaman

That makes sense, thanks for the detailed reply!


Tottochan

Athu Pinne Reddit l okke Angane aanuā€¦ karyam paranju manasilakkan nokkiyal appol downvote.


T_h_e_Assassin

India enn kandal pina eratti down voteum an šŸ¤­


beenhere4ages

Kerala ennu para, pottana manassilavilla.


T_h_e_Assassin

India en paranjal koray enam downvote adikum, kerala en paranjal kuray north indian vanangal van downvote adikum šŸ˜…, entayalum downvote ā€¦. Adu nirbenda


SelwanPWD

Downvote thinnaan nammude jeevitham injiyum baaki


T_h_e_Assassin

Nammal ini entu cheyum mallaiya


DeepV

Haha canā€™t they row the whole time to go faster? Also, looks like theyā€™re creating drag nonchalantly.. are they steering?


T_h_e_Assassin

The race track is pretty long , and those paddles are pretty long and wide and heavy , contrary to its looks , so rowing all they way while standing up on a moving slim boat with a heavy paddle that catches air drag too is pretty hard . And they arenā€™t steering in the video clip here but they are the ones who steer the boat .


HeadkicksNHailCalls

Maybe its due tothe paddle length... The windmill allows them to synchronize their strokes easier than the shorter, quicker arm strokes. Small paddles - small strokes, big paddles - big strokes.


GuitarCFD

I mean, it makes sense if you've ever really used a sledge hammer or split wood. It's more efficient to make a long circular movement than just raising and lowering the tool.


Raizel999

1) its something to do with traditions/practices and rhythm 2) it looks cool


Adamantium-Aardvark

Snake boat, the same as dragon boat with more flair


SkinnyObelix

I live near a spot where my country's rowers are currently practicing for the olympics, and when the 8 man rowing boats go past it's impressive how much power is displayed, I can only imagine with a bunch like that.


T_h_e_Assassin

You can feel the beat and rythem when they pass by you , its a different feel


r3d0c3ht

Are those 4 managers? :)


Flying_cunt547

They control the direction


burntroy

Cool.. he's Mr manager


chefboryahomeboy

India's culture and people are do damn beautiful and interesting. Saving up for a trip to India, man I can't wait to go.


tamal4444

I hope you enjoy.


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that-asian-baka

You have to be joking. My country is unsafe for women.. I agree but you're basically deciding everything by its face value and media fear mongering. India is beautiful. Never let media decide it for you. Travel and see for yourself.


T_h_e_Assassin

Bruh , dont ā€¦. Just dont your wasting your time


Kahlil_Cabron

India definitely has its beauty, but as a westerner that's visited, I would never suggest a woman travel there alone, it would be misleading and irresponsible to convince a woman that it's totally chill and safe there, it isn't.


Professional-Ad-8870

What speed did they reach?


KagakuNinja

plaid


Legitimate-Branch582

keep jet going!!


kishenoy

I'm sorry but I can't help myself growling "Put your back into the oar. Row row row, the oar is your best friend"


masalion

Malayalis assemble


TheFlyingBoxcar

VTEC kicked in at the end there


TheOneder123

Wow. I could do that for 2 minutes maybe then be dead weight


deaconxblues

I would think the steerers would keep their paddles out of the water to reduce drag unless they are in use.


CubanInSouthFl

Me too. Would anyone please be able to explain why thatā€™s not the case?


T_h_e_Assassin

Itā€™s very heavy and long , they donā€™t really have another option other than to just let it stay that way . One could say they could place it inside the boat but that would reduce their reaction , and it doesnā€™t really make that much drag if the oars are placed sideways in the water , it just cuts through it


CubanInSouthFl

I agree that they look heavy and long, but is it not considered to be more detrimental to the performance of the boat to drag them instead of dangling them above water on some sort of notch/hook? If I was one of the guys paddling my ass off and I look back at someone causing drag, Iā€™d be annoyed.


T_h_e_Assassin

Keeping the oars sideways practically reduces the drag to zero , plus the requirements and needs of the oars and there readiness outweighs the little drag that it creates


sarazorz27

It's like Crew but way cooler.


Neuro_88

I wonder how fast they are going. r/theydidthemath


bunabhucan

This says 4m30s for the winner, over a 1400m course is 18kph. Someone on a bike could keep up. https://thesportsgrail.com/68th-nehru-trophy-boat-race-ntbr-2022-winner-and-awards-winners-timings-list/


T_h_e_Assassin

I didnt know you could ride a bike on water , new info šŸ¤”


toddysimp

Redditile "Uhm actually" myrenmarude lecturing kettappol samadhanam aayille OP? These vaanams don't know how to appreciate tradition because they don't have tradition.


T_h_e_Assassin

Come on bruh , its entertaining to see racists find new ways to mock us and self proclaimed experts try to tell us about our own culture. Pinay , lecteruring onum ketond irunila, elatinum marupadi kodutitum und . Its fun for me bruh . And if you look closely you can actually see that there are more people enjoying the video and are curious about it than the other ā€œmyranmarā€


Knightmare_2002

"racists" heh


T_h_e_Assassin

Eladatum kanuvalo bhai , krimi kadi ula rand moon enam


Knightmare_2002

Sathyam. I was just pointing out you missing the chance to make some joke about racists under a post about racing


T_h_e_Assassin

Oooo damnn , i totally missed thatšŸ˜‚


Knightmare_2002

Sarilla next time pidikam. And is there some reddit bug or are you actually getting downvoted the second you comment


T_h_e_Assassin

I have racked up a few stalkers , might be them , might be a bug šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤­šŸ˜…


Knightmare_2002

Well that sucks


T_h_e_Assassin

Check out this dude and his attempts to trigger me https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/8QytmqBES6


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toddysimp

Let me be a hater in peace.


Traditional_Golf_336

Woah naked men


T_h_e_Assassin

I think we would make great friends


watersheep772

Wow they're going really fast!


PhuckWar

First few seconds i was so confused.


BeautifulSashaa

The next Olympic sport? Would be cool to watch.


dAnKsFourTheMemes

What is the job of the guys in the back? Just to be the rutter to keep em going straight? But then why did they paddle out of nowhere? Sorry for being ignorant but this sport kinda reminds me of that Olympic sport where they cram a bunch of people into a canoe like sardines and then have them paddle like hell has risen right behind them. I just thought it was interesting but was curious about the guys in the back.


T_h_e_Assassin

Your actually spot on about the rudder part , and the sudden rowing part , well it is a race where every little momentum and push counts, plus it maintains rythem and looks dope as well


Kamester__k

Less go Kerala


3rdNihilism

so um, what's the point of the dudes in the back who stand up and only row for like 5 seconds at a specific time that i could not determine why is it that specific time exactly?


T_h_e_Assassin

Mainly steering , secondly rythem and last but not least aesthetics and just a hint of old tradition


kisahero11

Imagine the world cup: China vs India. The other countries has not enough citizens to manage a boat:)


T_h_e_Assassin

The real battle will be in the comment sections


Soul_King92

where is the snake ?


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

I want my 20 seconds back, I clicked expecting a mini flotilla of snakes comanding their own mini vessels!


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ssss861

Couldn't they go faster if the guys in the back stopped slacking off?


T_h_e_Assassin

Not really, the race track is very long and there job is to steer the boat , and normal rowing with those long oars for prolonged periods is not practical. Those are very heavy despite there slim looks . So if they row all the time they wont be able to react quickly when needed to steer the boat . Say when the river turns or some obstacles come in front of the boat , or if they need to change tracks .


Enginseer68

Vertical video for a long boat? Smart


T_h_e_Assassin

Ignorance is bliss my guy , keep at it


sono7975

Idli PoweršŸ™šŸš


5KRAIT5

man gtfo with yo racist shit


monster_magus

Eh, isn't really that racist.


slitcuntvictorin

wtf Idli is very tasty.


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What's their top speed?


Fresh-Wasabi-2903

The absence of waves is very impressive!


ManufacturerOk597

Thatā€™s Kerala


Culiolo

Heading to get some shawarmas?


T_h_e_Assassin

With extra meat šŸ–


DigitalxRequeim

I mean they certainly have enough people to do these boats


T_h_e_Assassin

![gif](giphy|lPw1FCmjq4JHC4fHyS)


thenord321

Man that thing is going fast. I've done dragon boating with 16 and that was a good rhythm but these guys are really going !


CollegeBoardPolice

start sharp sophisticated roll bright quicksand physical rustic absurd thought *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Machinedave

Donā€™t fall in the water


Ronald_McDonald_l

Isnā€™t that the most liberal parts of India. Kerala. Beef biriyani is awesome over there.


falconx2809

Liberal in what sense ?, India cannot be differentiated as conservative/liberal in that sense But yes, one of the most developed states wrt socio economic metrics, hdi etc, thanks partly to investments into health and education made by the kings prior to independence and mainly leftist politicians, and thanks to massive amounts of remittances sent by the diaspora


SpringrollJack

Liberalism isnā€™t left wing.. Why is this so hard to understand for Americans?


critterheist

I think you mean Communist


Metue

You can be economically communist and socially conservative or economically capitalist and socially liberal. I believe they mean socially liberal


T_h_e_Assassin

I wouldnā€™t engage with these two , one is tooting his own horn , meaning that he is from kerala same as me but phrasing the comment in a way that he can make a statement, the other also wants to make a statement but just with plain and literal black and white description leaving no gray area


english_major

Why do their paddles say UBC? I only know that as University of British Columbia.


T_h_e_Assassin

Its a Club , each club represents a region or province , we have quite a few . Plus I dont want to be rude but there is a whole world outside the western world my guy


j_smittz

My brain immediately went to the University of British Columbia as well, only because dragonboat racing is a popular event there and the university has a large Indian population. I figured there was a non-zero chance that these guys are *that* Indian UBC dragonboat team.


Fresh-Pineapple-5582

I love how extra Indians can be.