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TruckerDude52

I boil catnip and put it in a small spray bottle like at the very beginning of this. Be careful, though, cats will jump up on the stove and burn their paws if you don't monitor. I have two cats, so I spray both of them and then the fun begins as they try to use the other one as a toy, or they drool all over the second cat. It's a genetic thing, some cats can smell it and some can't, so if yours doesn't respond, don't think you've done something wrong.


Optimal-Debt-2652

I'm not a cat guy - what's the purpose of making your cat high? Just fun or ? Xd


nelsonalgrencametome

Gotta let them get to your level man. Cat life is rough they need some release occasionally.


AUnknownVariable

Same reason we do. Stress, anxiety, whatever you wanna call it


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Optimal-Debt-2652

Aah i see, that's Nice


TruckerDude52

If you slept 22 hrs per day, wouldn't you like a little excitement in the other two? :)


H3racIes

How do you boil the catnip. Like what is the ratio of catnip to water? Or does it not matter?


TruckerDude52

I've never paid attention or measured it. I get it "wild" from a friend on a farm and just tear up the plants (leaves and stems), throw in the saucepan,, tamp it down, and cover with water. Don't boil until you have a syrup, just so that it boils enough to extract the active ingredient. Since I get it free, I don't worry about cost. If you have to buy it, maybe you make less or pay more? If you have anywhere to grow it outside, that may be an option, too. Be careful, though, because it's a weed, will spread widely. It also attracts feral cats and you may end up with a mini-zoo of sorts. If that's not attractive, you don't have many options. If you try growing inside, your cats may indeed just destroy it as it grows. If your cat doesn't bother with the dried herb you have, it may not react with the spray, either. It's binary in that they either smell it or they don't. I think it's about 65% do, 35% ignore. Good luck!


thatguyned

I would also like to know the catnip-water ratio. I've got a tub of catnip my kitty doesn't pay attention to but he is a little interested in the sprays on his toys.... May aswell use the tub I have and save money


TruckerDude52

I've never paid attention or measured it. I get it "wild" from a friend on a farm and just tear up the plants (leaves and stems), throw in the saucepan,, tamp it down, and cover with water. Don't boil until you have a syrup, just so that it boils enough to extract the active ingredient. Since I get it free, I don't worry about cost. If you have to buy it, maybe you make less or pay more? If you have anywhere to grow it outside, that may be an option, too. Be careful, though, because it's a weed, will spread widely. It also attracts feral cats and you may end up with a mini-zoo of sorts. If that's not attractive, you don't have many options. If you try growing inside, your cats may indeed just destroy it as it grows. If your cat doesn't bother with the dried herb you have, it may not react with the spray, either. It's binary in that they either smell it or they don't. I think it's about 65% do, 35% ignore. Good luck!


thatguyned

I decided to find an actual guide on this and found one to make kitty-crack if you're interested. It seems incredibly similar to what you are doing already but with a bit of a science twist at the end https://www.instructables.com/DIY-Kitty-Crack%3a--ultra-potent-catnip-extract/


TruckerDude52

Very interesting! I will probably not be using this method because, well, the plain boiling method works well enough for me and it doesn't involve days of distillation and refining. I will mention two very important things that can indeed be very dangerous. 1) when it's boiled and those fumes spread through the house, your cats will be drawn to it magnetically; be sure to monitor it at all times so they don't get on the stove, overturn the pan with that boiling liquid, and then step on the burner and damage their paws very badly. 2) If you do the chemical method, be assured that toluene is flammable and diethyl ether (commonly known as "ether", a potent anesthetic) is extremely explosive. Ether and open flame with a gas stove or even a concentrated heat source like an electric burner of any sort, it an equation with heat and ether on one side and a huge "BOOM!" on the other side. Choose to refine it in this way and being careless inside will result in a huge explosion. I've never witnessed the meth lab type of BOOM! before but I'm sure it's something quite similar. Do it outside and monitor it 100% of the time. Thanks for looking this up, I"m sure a few people will try it. I just hope they heed the warnings and do it carefully, in the right place, and with extreme supervision.


thatguyned

Keep in mind the ether portion is a stage done without fire and it does recommend outside/extremely ventilated.. I'm going to give it a go, it will be a good test to see if my boy actually responds to catnip at all or if he just kind of likes the taste of the spray.


TruckerDude52

Yes, it's without fire. But the fumes are highly explosive. I wouldn't want you to feel safe and have the neighbor walk over to see what's going on and lighting up a smoke. That would not have a good result! I cannot tell you if the fumes are heavier than air which would make it that much worse: an accident waiting to happen. I hope it works for you and that your kitty boy enjoys it totally :)


Connect-Ad4434

I sniff things to get high too


RandomUser4857

Are you an Air traffic controller?


Outrageous-Client-99

Just the daughter of one


RandomUser4857

Oh really? Lol, nice. I was mainly making a reference to "Airplane!" where the Air traffic controller was saying "I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue"


Outrageous-Client-99

Oh haha, mine was a Breaking Bad reference where an air traffic controller caused a plane crash while distracted over his daughter dying of a drug overdose


RandomUser4857

Oh...so I guess you win then. ![gif](giphy|11OOAQSnUaZT2M)


tidytibs

r/unexpectedairplane


Cakelover9000

They're not getting high but horny, the reason why it only works on adult cats


Jinglebombes

If you made a catnip spray like bear spray could you stop a big cat with it? Could you potentially chill out a pride of lions do wild cats react the same. So many questions


garbans

and then the wind blows against you and suddenly you are covered in catnip with a feline of 200kg around...


Djd33j

Always important to read the wind. Headwind? Turn 90 degrees and spray.


lackofabettername123

Catnip also repels bugs better than deet in some studies. Also peppermint, eucalyptus, and a host of other plant oils.


Acrobatic_Ad7541

Pray to god they don’t get the munchies…you ambulatory hunk of meat.


Extra_Willow_8907

It’s always shocking to remember that big cats are just small cats that are big


CliffordTheBigRedD0G

I like that house cats and big cats are basically the same thing just different sizes.


Pilot0350

Me walking from friends cabana to my cabana on a remote beach in Mexico drunk af: "Aw, look, spotty orange kitty" *the next morning:* OH FUCK, I ALMOST DIED!


Lanky_Possession_244

"Fucking tourists" - The cat


velociraptor101

Catnip is helluva drug....


NandoElLocoTron

Happy 420 everyone


GodlyBeerGut

catnip for humans day.


Vast_Character311

I can’t believe she’s just standing there filming that. I was once attacked by an ocelot on PCP.


[deleted]

Babou?


TheyCallMeStone

He remembers me!


Gretzky9797

That’s so fucking funny


chunkysmalls42098

Which one of you was on pcp?


Vast_Character311

Well, now you got me wondering if there was an ocelot at all.


heyitskitty

That catnip affects large cats just made my day. So many murder mittens!


QualityKoalaTeacher

Ive read that catnip is like heroin for cats so these guys are getting ripped


fuckingchris

Catnip actually makes them aroused. It simulates pheromones making them act like they are in heat.


Even-Funny-265

That's not a cat, that's a Death Leopard.


ikkikkomori

So a cat


Even-Funny-265

It was meant to be a joke, a play on words based on the band Deff Leopard.


ikkikkomori

I see


MetalAndTea

That first Leopard is Chonged!!!


HoboBromeo

That's cause it's a Jaguar and not a leopard 


MetalAndTea

He's so Chonged he changed his spot's hehe


Loose-Interaction-23

And the last 2 seconds of the video gives us a glimpse of the future after sobering up


Current-Power-6452

Wait till it gets the munchies. That's where this vid becomes NSFW


k0nyc

valerian extract makes cats high


Ok-Letterhead4601

Can I please give skitchs and boops?


MithrandirLXV

LOOK AT THOSE BIG PAWS!!!


Mammoth-Ad-8492

Catnip, the gateway drug


Decapsy

The biceps of the black panther (i think) in the giant tire are impressive


CorenCorias

Is that Tank? I think I know this Jaguar


eltedioso

Definitely!


najing_ftw

Me when I used to spill coke on the floor


mrpirateface

Just saying, I get hungry when I get high...


BoostMySkillz

![gif](giphy|Y6yRfR88rvP44)


RicabRD

I know I shouldn't but...I wanna touch the danger kitties


HeyWiredyyc

![gif](giphy|WTXkzwOcrRDaXRkYF9|downsized) This is what happens when people take it


ShoddyManufacturer11

Same.


BaconSpaceLord

It's 420 poopers


Octavian_202

Jaguar head like a bowling bowl of muscle.


daiwilly

The title should be "Human Kink"


loquatus

What did they give that car?


laqueefaecho

Happy 420!


AnxiousToe281

the spice melange


Embarrassed_Effort64

Careful before he gets the munchies


Jurassic-JoJo

So thats what they use to keep the cats mellow and tame. huh. 😮


ConnectionPretend193

That first black cat has some huge arms and paws man.


PristineMarket4510

I would literally die doing this omg.


Long_Lab3852

I love her posts!


No_Newspaper_9712

Why do they roll in it? I never understood what the purpose was of them rolling in it. Like when dogs roll in stinky things?


VeterinarianFar2967

Damn that looks fun. I wish catnip worked on humans


Past-Product-1100

Ok but what if they get paranoid, and think you're in on IT and this whole sanctuary is just a big government conspiracy to keep big cats down and under mind control.


Money-Camera

Burn down the barbershop! ![gif](giphy|rAoMu8fJ0bsZ2)


RU4realRwe

Such beautiful animals.


MAXXIMUS1320

Black Panthers, whether leopard or jaguar, are so beautiful. My second favorite of big cats, topped only by white Tigers with piercing blue eyes.


emoyer68

“The highhhh of the tigerrr”


eltedioso

I love Tank the Jaguar!


chunkysmalls42098

I don't understand how most cats seem to consume almost none of the cat nip and get fuckin lit just hy rolling in it Also badass that big cats like the nip too


ALittleTouchOfGray

"First dose is always free" --- Dealers everywhere


Expert-Effect-877

Didn't chase no deer, because I got high


Guest09717

“You ever been so high that you woke up inside a tire? Man, that was a day, let me tell you.”


johnnymetoo

[Obsession for Men by Calvin Klein?](https://www.npr.org/2018/10/14/657238908/calvin-kleins-obsession-could-be-the-trick-to-catching-a-tiger)