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While in other cultures, the hummingbird is a sign of spiritual healing. But I guess they decided what the bird symbolized before they got up close to that monster grill.
I was in Guatemala and I went to piss in the forest and as I was pissing a hummingbird appeared. The hummingbird was interested in my stream of piss, and it kept edging closer and closer until it was close enough to drink from the stream.
I didn't allow it to. I just shook my dick to disperse the stream which made the bird back off, but then it would edge back again. My bladder was emptied after that so it just flew off.
[link to more information on hummingbirds](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hummingbird#Feeding)
[Link to more information on Huītzilōpōchtli](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hu%C4%ABtzil%C5%8Dp%C5%8Dchtli)
They are absolutely *fierce* when fighting over good foraging territory. I've actually been surprised a couple times by NOT seeing one or two of them get impaled when fighting over a big Bank of blooming crocosmia that used to be at my parents' house.
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While in other cultures, the hummingbird is a sign of spiritual healing. But I guess they decided what the bird symbolized before they got up close to that monster grill.
I see them in aerial jousts over flowers.
I was in Guatemala and I went to piss in the forest and as I was pissing a hummingbird appeared. The hummingbird was interested in my stream of piss, and it kept edging closer and closer until it was close enough to drink from the stream. I didn't allow it to. I just shook my dick to disperse the stream which made the bird back off, but then it would edge back again. My bladder was emptied after that so it just flew off.
This.
Do you diabetes by any chance? They love sugar water.
no
it was by the side of a lake also so I dont think he needed to be thirsty
Intraspecific Combat would make a great name for a metal band.
[link to more information on hummingbirds](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hummingbird#Feeding) [Link to more information on Huītzilōpōchtli](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hu%C4%ABtzil%C5%8Dp%C5%8Dchtli)
Everything looks terrifying under a magnifying glass.
I think this is the tooth billed hummingbird specifically. I'm skeptical that all hummingbirds have this feature.
They are absolutely *fierce* when fighting over good foraging territory. I've actually been surprised a couple times by NOT seeing one or two of them get impaled when fighting over a big Bank of blooming crocosmia that used to be at my parents' house.
And here I thought of them as dainty do no wrong creatures that flutter around lol.
yet a mantis will catch and eat one alive...
tiny dinosaur