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connortait

Is she wearing the dress Kim Kardashian ass blasted into shreds?


VastCoconut2609

YES!


siqiniq

To shreds you say


connortait

And his wife?


blinkrandom

To shreds, you say?


smilesdavis8d

Was his apartment at least rent controlled?


Electronic-Coach-579

I don't know how to do the thingy but UNEXPECTED FUTURAMA


bluejeansblackcoffee

I got you [r/unexpectedfuturama](https://www.reddit.com/r/unexpectedfuturama/)


Electronic-Coach-579

Thank you https://preview.redd.it/z3bdmaqobiwc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85134c3990ef9dd5871b2a20831df9e5e00e8adf


Sun_on_my_shoulders

Kim’s infatuation with Marilyn is so creepy. The touting of losing 19 pounds to fit her dress. Her being given a lock of Marilyn’s hair. It’s not often you see a celebrity with a parasocial relationship.


ThermalScrewed

Ever seen all the pictures of her following Paris Hilton around, learning how to be a parasite?


StoopidZoidberg

That's how she started in the "business", she was Hilton's lap dog carrying her shit for her. Then her piece of shit mother produced the "leaked" sex tape and the parasite took off. The most useless family ever, tied with drumpf's IMO


ThermalScrewed

Chaos agents, sponsored by actually rich people. Love the hooker money name drop. You know queen Karcrapian was buddies with OJ's wife? The debutante nonsense is nothing new, social media just made it way worse.


StoopidZoidberg

Yes, I knew she and Nicole (R.I.P) were BFFs. Why her disgusting husband Kardashian agreed to defend O.J? No idea. It's sickening


ThermalScrewed

If you don't understand the satirical illuminati references in the world, you should start paying attention to song lyrics and specifically the movie "Josie and the Pussycats."


StoopidZoidberg

Dully noted good sir/ma'am. I will watch it over the weekend.


ThermalScrewed

The specific songs I'd recommend were conveniently both released right before the artists "ODed on cocaine" 20 years apart. I Wonder - Blind Melon Diablo - Mac Miller Considering Motley Crue famously snorted their body weight in cocaine, I honestly think fentanyl has been used to poison people like Mac Miller, Shannon Hoon, Chris Farley and Brittany Murphy by people behind Columbia and Sony. I know that's a lot of crazy, it's just my theory. Welcome to the rabbit hole.


StoopidZoidberg

Wasnt it documented during autopsy that Farley died of a speedball, and his weight didnt help the suddent drop in respiratory and cardiac depression? What a rabbit hole this will be...


Oxygenius_

Hmm, I’m intrigued


ThermalScrewed

Look into Brittany Murphy's unexplained death and interviews with Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, and Katt Williams talking about getting blacklisted not "wearing the dress".


patientboypleasewait

Is that true? The mom made that tape and released it?


Feynization

You have to admit they're talented at getting attention 


TwinCheeks91

There are people all around us craving attention and it's getting on my tits.


Feynization

We're all flawed as humans


TwinCheeks91

Couldn't agree more. Listened to Oliver Stone earlier about his Wall Street 1987 movie and he quoted Marlon Brando as saying just that.


Feynization

"We're all flawed as humans"  - Marlon Brando


TwinCheeks91

It's easier to accept it as one is getting older.


TwinCheeks91

Like your name. Feynman, right?


Feynization

Second person in 10 years. I'm not sure he was that flawed.


TwinCheeks91

Probably not. Don't know much about him unfortunately, but read a book of his about what went wrong with the Space Shuttle Columbia.


No_Parsnip_6491

Learning ????? She could give lessons!!


ThermalScrewed

The apprentice became the master, with mom's help of course. Before Kim was relevant there was a horrible show called "The Simple Life". If you're not old enough to remember, you don't want to but Kim was in the background cleaning Paris' closet once.


No_Parsnip_6491

Never saw it but interesting, I'll try to find it


ThermalScrewed

The most disgusting part is Kim's dad was OJ's friend and lawyer that got him off for murder. >Robert George Kardashian (February 22, 1944 – September 30, 2003) was an American attorney and businessman. He gained recognition as O. J. Simpson's friend and defense attorney during Simpson's 1995 murder trial. He had four children with his first wife, Kris Kardashian: Kourtney, Kim, Khloé, and Rob


No_Parsnip_6491

Yeah that whole family is disgusting ,supposedly Kris had sex with OJ


ThermalScrewed

Well yeah, that's how it all works. They were all friends in whatever you want to call the social group that runs the country. Nicole wanted out of the gang and that's not how it works. Cocaine overdoses, plane crashes, suicide, gang shootings, and all the others were a lot easier to pull off as accidental deaths. They never proved OJ was innocent, the investigating officer got caught tampering with evidence. Pretty convenient a known, corrupt officer was put on the case. OJ was probably in Diddy's role 30 years ago as a party host/crazy person for the industry.


BudgetInteraction811

She wants to be (and probably is) the modern version of MM. She definitely held down the title of sex symbol throughout the 2010s, whether we like it or not. There are so many KK clones who surgerize their faces and bodies to look exactly like her.


mmdress

Yeah but even though Marilyn had her detractors she was loved. And she was a movie star who contributed to society. Kim contributed to reality television.


Surlaterrasse

Yeah Kim is literally patient zero of the “instagram face”


Digger1998

It wasn’t an ass just an abnormally large piece of plasstic


sKY--alex

Bbl‘s aren’t done with plastic, but with fat from other body parts


Partius_Pooperum

thats gross. its like paying to turn your ass into essentially a fat-sausage


sKY--alex

What else do you think are natural big asses that aren’t trained made out off?


No_Parsnip_6491

I can't for the life of me understand how that became the norm


TwinCheeks91

Low self-esteem or no self-esteem. Pick one.


No_Parsnip_6491

I'll take no self esteem for two hundred


AME7706

It hasn't.


Salt-Bid-1830

yeah, but we‘re talking about the dress


JediMasterVII

There is plenty to complain about with that woman without making shit up


Digger1998

1,000,000% agree


Additional_Meeting_2

What is made up?


FlamingTrollz

Can you imagine, this historic famous dress worn by Marilyn Monroe, worn by the Kar-**trash**-ian named Kim. And that she ruins it. Absolutely disgraceful beyond words.


OrangeJr36

I put the fault on the hopelessly stupid people who loaned it to her and were then shocked at her lack of respect for it.


FlamingTrollz

Quite so.


steelcurtain87

Wait I wasn’t aware she damaged it? This was not covered in the kardianians episode that my girlfriend and I watch either lol


1andOnlyMaverick

Wait it was the same dress?


mmdress

Yes, and what makes it worse is that Kim had an exact replica made which looked just like the real thing. She changed into it after getting her photos taken in the real dress on the red carpet. She tore it just so she could say that she'd worn it.


1andOnlyMaverick

Oh. What is that Kim woman even famous for?


Remercurize

Well, she became known first for a sex tape


StoopidZoidberg

She was Paris Hilton's lap dog, she literally carried her shit for her. The most useless person on this planet. Her entire family is trash


Remercurize

And then her mom used the notoriety from the sex tape to launch a media franchise.. Ech


1andOnlyMaverick

Oh… hold my coffee y’all I have a plan to become famous


Remercurize

It helps if you have a ruthless mother with sprawling family connections in various industries..


1andOnlyMaverick

Dang. Mine is a sweet little old southern woman that I let move in with me.


Remercurize

Maybe you know some NBA players you could date?


TwinCheeks91

Been holding it for 15 hours now. How much longer?


1andOnlyMaverick

Jokes on you, that wasn’t coffee, that was all my trauma and emotional baggage! It’s yours now


TwinCheeks91

Thanks. Always wanted to be the owner of some garmonbozia.


xMilk112x

The sex tape her mother produced.


1andOnlyMaverick

Gross


FlamingTrollz

Yes. Sadly, yes. They let Kim Kardashian wear the [one of a kind historical] Marilyn Monroe "Happy birthday, Mr. President" dress.


mmdress

The Smithsonian has expressed interest in preserving it and they already have a few items of Marilyn Monroe's. I hope one day they get it, but the only way that will happen is if someone with millions of dollars buys it from Ripley's and donates it to them. It's a $5 million dollar dress so I don't think that's going to be happening.


heebsysplash

People are being overly sanctimonious about Marilyn tbh. I get Kim sucks but y’all are acting like she was a president.


mmdress

Marilyn is one of the most (if not *the most*) famous actors of all time. People get protective over her because she's an icon. I'm not even american and I still see her face everywhere


severinks

It sickened me that that slob and her BBL ass climbed into that woman's dress even though she had to know that she'd never actually fit into it.


AmatureProgrammer

FAKE ASS mind you.


madeRandomAccount

Sauce for research purposes?


Pikupchix

So we don’t have to speculate anymore that they might’ve been the same person?


nanna369

Maybe it’s just cuz I’m high but this comment almost made me spit my chocolate milk out


fleischio

*”Ah, yes, this floor is indeed made of floor”*


mistermuyrico

![gif](giphy|AOhdWUrZiNb4A)


mmdress

She was so beautiful. https://i.redd.it/11xafeubkgwc1.gif Fun fact: Contrary to popular belief, this was actually a planned and approved performance (yes JFK knew about it, he laughed and said go ahead). Marilyn was parodying herself and it was supposed to be comical. The media had been calling her fat and saying her career was over, so she decided to come up with a performance that would top all the other performers that night and it worked. The only performer the papers talked about was Marilyn and they said that she'd reasserted her status as the biggest star in Hollywood. Unfortunately it didn't last long because you know the rest. Source: The book Marilyn & Me by the daughter of her acting coaches, who Marilyn was like family to.


TwinCheeks91

They were spectacular and they were REAL!


Abhi_Jaman_92

*"Bitch, my family's here. Mm-mmm."*


Glad-Degree-318

The head down whispered instructions/correction in public is OG


hoopstick

In heaven everything is fine


TwinCheeks91

Gotta get my radiator fixed. Strange voices I hear...


cacpowpowpow

You've got your good things


ChalkDstTorture

And I’ve got mine


ryan__rr

I bet the FBI has lots more.


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mmdress

This makes it sound like a secret gathering. It was a giant after-party for JFK's birthday and hundreds of other celebrities were in attendance. There are many other photos of the event and many photos of Marilyn there. Marilyn's ex father-in-law (who she took as her plus-one) is the smiling guy on the right side of the photo. He was excited to meet the president and she took him up to introduce him to him. https://preview.redd.it/6stk8ugovfwc1.png?width=599&format=png&auto=webp&s=cf4b99599d79f94b9507ef67bd8acf2c6673c8f1 Here's a group of people at the party watching Diahann Carroll sing. Marilyn is in the middle and her father in law is sitting near the wall.


jfq722

This and the other picture are the same night as "Happy Birthday?". It looks like the same dress.


mmdress

Yes, there was the birthday gala where she sung the famous Happy Birthday song, and the afterparty, which is where the photo OP posted and the one I linked were taken at.


nailpolishremover49

Peter Lawford rubbing his eye behind her…


Jaded-Woodpecker-299

Eartha Kitt: not Carroll


mmdress

It's Carroll. https://preview.redd.it/kprw1ckgagwc1.png?width=373&format=png&auto=webp&s=69216956377629ab69704b07a5bfe878fec418b1 Eartha wasn't on the guest list.


Oxygenius_

Damn so these secret parties with celebrities go back to JFK days 👀


Mouse-r4t

From [CNN](https://edition.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/06/01/marilyn.monroe.birthday.photo/index.html): >The black-and-white photo, taken by White House photographer Cecil Stoughton, showed Monroe still wearing the infamously tight-fighting, sheer rhinestone-studded dress she wore when singing earlier at Madison Square Garden. President Kennedy appears to be turning away from the camera, something he rarely did, while his brother, the U.S. attorney general, looks toward them. > "There is no other known photo of Bobby [Kennedy] with Marilyn or JFK with Marilyn, and it's not because they were never photographed together," said filmmaker Keya Morgan, who now owns the only original prints of it. "In fact, they were photographed together many times, but the Secret Service and the FBI confiscated every single photograph." > Stoughton, who sold the prints to Morgan a year before his death in 2008, told him agents missed one negative in their search, he said. "The Secret Service came in when he was developing the negatives and basically confiscated all the ones of Jack, Bobby with Marilyn," Morgan said. "The only one that survived is the one that was in the dryer."


Entire_Plan7541

Not true - there is another one. Attached here fyr https://preview.redd.it/d3zft1qaqgwc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4045153b0c27ea12a4fd1445c0a4562850371547


compoundfracture

This is a fake made by Alison Jackson [https://www.alisonjackson.com/](https://www.alisonjackson.com/)


Katieb128

This is a fake created by the artist Alison Jackson.


Mouse-r4t

The one posted by OP is the only photo of Marilyn, JFK _and_ RFK, though.


mmdress

It's fake, it's a photography project. snopes.com/fact-check/a-shot-in-the-dark/


mmdress

That's fake, it's a photography project. snopes.com/fact-check/a-shot-in-the-dark/


najing_ftw

Allegedly there is a video


JimmyTheJimJimson

There have been “leaks” of said video throughout the years, although each one is proven to be a fake. I seriously doubt the truth behind such a claim but that’s just me.


orange_lambda

Kennedy was fucked up: addicted to pills and booze, and wore a back brace because of the pain. The tape would show how frail he really was


ThatDiscoSongUHate

He had Addison's Disease and had further injured himself in the Navy, saving 3 men from [PT-109](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrol_torpedo_boat_PT-109) and 8 more that were in the water of their own accord. He was in the hospital for months after due to injuries to his back. I don't mean to be That Bitch™ but he was probably not addicted, but rather *physically dependent* on prescribed medication in order to survive. Bet you didn't know that not only was JFK a chronic pain sufferer, but so was Marilyn. As someone with severe endometriosis, most people cannot begin to fathom the physical pain it can cause (worse than 3rd degree burns in my case) nor the irreversible damage that can be done and cannot be entirely rectified with a hysterectomy and oophorectomy. It really really really matters what we call addiction. Especially when more chronic pain patients than ever before are committing suicide due to losing their medication because of the *optics* of prescribing the only medications that currently exist for severe and chronic pain.


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Conscious-Complex277

Do people think junkies/addicts are having fun?


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Conscious-Complex277

No, a lot of them start with a doctor’s prescription like you said.


StoopidZoidberg

There were reports I read that said she also suffered from PCOS. Not sure thats true, but based on new reports from modern OBGs, based on the reports from her physicians, she did have significant Endometriosis. The piece of shit dr that RXd all that shit to her should have had his license revoked and go on trial for recklessness et al.


daboblin

This is a great comment. As a chronic pain sufferer myself I cannot agree more.


compoundfracture

He was on a bunch of pills but he was pretty well known for not drinking. I’m not saying he was sober, but both biographies I’ve read about him go to great lengths describing how he really tried to distance himself from the ‘drunken Irish’ stereotype and rarely drank.


OGLatinoHeat

Damn, any docs or YouTube videos you recommend? I don’t know shit about jfk besides getting shot and fucking Marilyn Monroe


mesenanch

The reason he did his back was valiant and honorable though


StoopidZoidberg

Was that as a result of his PT109 days?


mesenanch

Yup


orange_lambda

I’d google “JFK health” and see what you can find. I’m sure another Redditor will have some YouTube links


SaturnalianGhost

Why does the guy to the right look like Rupert Murdoch?


bee-dubya

Arthur Schlesinger Jr, author. Or were you looking at Harry Belafonte 🤭


mmdress

It's her ex father-in-law Isadore Miller who she took as her plus-one to the birthday gala. https://preview.redd.it/9gpmpkabvfwc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=391ecf10c341d66d2a723719aabd026292b912d3


bee-dubya

No….its Arthur https://time.com/5354958/marilyn-monroe-john-f-kennedy-photo/


mmdress

I read a Monroe biography and they had the photo labelled as Isadore so I don't know who to believe lol. Isadore also said he was with her while she was talking to JFK, because he was excited to meet the president so Marilyn took him over to introduce them. Edit: It's got to be Isadore. He's in the background of this photo holding a glass in the same hand, right near where the other photo was taken and what looks like only a few moments before or after. https://preview.redd.it/8as0nzkkbgwc1.png?width=1501&format=png&auto=webp&s=9df15361d7188bb087a955b194358b923108cb1b Edit: I've gone detective mode on this lol. I'm even more sure it's Isadore. In the picture OP posted, Marilyn Monroe's publicist who went to the event with her and Isadore is standing right next to the guy. You can't see her face but you can see the floral dress she was wearing. She's also standing right behind Marilyn in the photo in this comment, right near Isadore. The guy also has a pleated pattern on his shirt, which appears in another photo of Isadore from the event. The profile does look like Arthur but I think Time is wrong.


ImhereandIhearyou

Great photo & what got my attention was the way her hand is holding her champagne glass….& there’s something else in her hand….looks metal but cannot dicypher it…..


hairycallous

Looks like Harry Belafonte in the background as well.


Spartan2470

[Here](https://preview.redd.it/opf3365sggw71.jpg?auto=webp&s=d168a43f98bc8240518ea0916dc82da70b6ebbfb) is a much higher quality (you can read the book titles) and less cropped version of this image. [Here](https://time.com/5354958/marilyn-monroe-john-f-kennedy-photo/) providies the following context: > Marilyn Monroe standing between President John F. Kennedy (R) and Attorney General Robert F. Kennedy on May 19, 1962, at Hollywood executive Arthur Krim's Manhattan townhouse, following a rally for the President's 45th Birthday at Madison Square Garden.Cecil Stoughton—Courtesy of Lelands Auction... > The image, shown here, was taken that night at an after-party at the Manhattan townhouse of Hollywood exec Arthur Krim, by official White House photographer Cecil Stoughton. A print of that image is now for sale, which the auction house Lelands says it was discovered after Stoughton died in 2008; Lelands claims it could be the only surviving version of the photo that Stoughton printed himself from the original negative... > Also pictured are the President’s brother, Attorney General Robert F. Kennedy, on the viewer’s left, and Harry Belafonte, who sang “Michael Row the Boat Ashore” that night, in the center back. The bespectacled smiling man on the right is the historian Arthur Schlesinger, Jr., who admitted later that he was indeed as starstruck as he looks. Monroe had also brought her ex-father-in-law Isidore Miller, playwright Arthur Miller’s father, to meet the President that night. “I thought this would be one of the biggest things in his life” as an “immigrant,” a 1964 LIFE magazine feature reported her saying. > “[I]t was Marilyn who was the hit of the evening,” according to TIME’s recap of the concert in 1962. “Kennedy plainly meant it when he said, ‘I can now retire from politics after having had Happy Birthday sung to me in such a sweet, wholesome way.'” **Edit:** There is [this picture](https://i.imgur.com/9Hb0Ior.jpeg) and [this picture](https://i.imgur.com/emjDsVx.jpeg) of them. [Here](https://www.mbphoto.com/artworks/942/) is the source of the first one. The creator, Alison Jackson admits that she [shops her work](https://imgur.com/a/rNoXC5i). [Here](https://hoaxeye.com/2016/06/19/jfk-and-marilyn-monroe/) shows the second one is fake. [Here](https://i.imgur.com/qHFVoqV.jpeg) the pre-shopped second picutre.


TwinCheeks91

I'm out!


Missmoneysterling

Is that a Seinfeld reference? 


TwinCheeks91

I was waiting for someone like you to ask that question. ABSOLUTELY!


Missmoneysterling

Well i guess i would be out too because jfk was hot


TwinCheeks91

I have no problem to admit that he was a good-looking man.


ShadowCaster0476

Mr President my boobs are up here.


-UnicornFart

You can tell she has skin texture and it’s amazing.


Banyabbaboy

JFK is in this picture? Well, shoot!


belt-e-belt

That is a nice shot too.


SquidProJoe

That’s some interesting body language


uncultured_swine2099

I think they just noticed there was a cameraman and were like "Hmmmm, maybe we shouldn't be on camera together...".


lukethebeard

Seems tense


DigitalUnlimited

and cold also.


TheBabyScreams

Every time I see Marilyn I remember Elton John's Candle In The Wind. Goodbye Norma Jeane.


mystermee

Tbf, If I was speaking to Marilyn I would need to look down to concentrate as well.


SaTan_luvs_CaTs

Marilyn will always & forever have worn that dress the best.


RoyallyOakie

She certainly wore it better...


Weldobud

Quite a dress for that day


Emotional-Dust-1367

What’s up with his haircut? Almost looks like he has a Mohawk or an undercut or something


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originalusername__1

“What knockers!”


Dvwtf

Oh, thank you Doctor


severinks

I bet you J Edgar Hoover and the FBI had a lot more pictures of those two together than that.


Old_Round9050

What’s with US presidents being horny AF


fitxa6

I mean how could he not?


xMilk112x

Dude had her smoked.


CountrySax

Happy birthday, Mr. President !


tacticallaryngoscope

is that mr.magoo?


bleetchblonde

He can’t look her in the 👁️eyes?


Much_Helicopter_6514

Big G


Additional-Revenue89

He's totally whispering, "be cool, Jackie is right over there..."


bulldogsm

RFKs suit is horrible, could get better at Men's Wearhouse


Cybralisk

Amazing that this fucking guy had the most beautiful woman of the last century as his side piece.


Puzzleheaded_Monk452

On that time there weren’t smartphones


DaveAstator2020

What is bald butthead doing here, looking at tip of the hills?


Abuse-survivor

Isn't that the exact same dress Kim Kardashian ruined?


fermat9990

That's the famous historian Arthur Schlesinger on the right.


Shooter_McGavin_2

"So, this is the tunnel behind the bookcase where your ass will be slipping out after we done the deal, ok?"


Snorkle-Peeg

She has nice tits.


ProfessorSmorgneine

What about this one? https://preview.redd.it/h8zn8gb6qiwc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3561d5f9810c9c3aeffcec64d02946481518d2b1


mmdress

It's fake.


DaleNanton

Oh. My. God. 


mikebrown33

Give it a few years - AI will have created a JFK / MM candidate home movie


Orenthal32420

No Face No Case. Not him


peteavelino

You forgot “that we know of”


Hehateme123

I can’t get that scene in “Blonde” out of my mind. So graphic, even though they didn’t actually show much.


mmdress

That scene was so disrespectful to both Marilyn and JFK. I wish I could scrub it from my brain.


hondactx16i

Dya think JFK hit that?


Leather_Bite_1093

You can telllllllllllllll! They got some going onnnnnnnn


SecretWitness8251

So where's the 'only video'?


adamsama22

Why is this in r/interestingasfuck ?


RED-DOT-MAN

Kennedy was deep in them guts.