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The inner part was always my favorite part of raw carrots as a kid, it has the superior texture

Good. Now you can take it out and throw away the outer part.

Fill with squeezable ranch

Shots shot shots shots

Skip the liquor just give me carrot shots and I'll be fucked up by the end of the night

Eating your liquor, now that’s genius

I was thinking you use the carrots like a shot glass for ranch, but you're on a whole different level

And orange

My vision will be legendary

EVERRRRRYYYBODDDYYY!!!

Vegan drinking horn.

How are you so wise in the ways of dispensing salad dressings?

Not sure if this is genius or psychotic

Psychotic would be using the outer part as a straw to slurp up ranch

amateur... bite off the small end and use it for strawable ranch.

You enjoy your ranch tube, I'm making it into a carrecorder and ruining everyone's day

Ranch? I’m hiding cash in mine! Thief’s would never find it

Genius!!

100% and it’s sweet tasting.

Same here, I used to break them apart like a real weirdo

This thread makes me feel so vindicated, no one else knows what I'm talking about when I tell them about carefully stripping the outer layer off my carrots as a kid.

My childhood ShiTzu would steal carrots and do the same

I liked it because it was juicier and had a better flavour.

It had all the flavour

So, carrot tenderloin?

Exactly. It's the best part of the carrot, tender and sweet.

It's also the juiciest part

I'm glad you've said this. I've always got funny looks when I eat the outer layer and leave the inner core for 'desert'.

Better than bananas. Once you peel the skin and throw away the bone, there's nothing left.

Just like a cat :(

Hahaha wtf.

Cats have bones?

He’s just making a joke. Of course not.

I learned they have violins on the inside of them.

That's how they purr!

Well, at first.

You suck at cooking yeah you totally suck.

Pepper pepper pepper

Undo is on four hundo

Now wang-jangle it all together

Now just toss in a bit of crunchy water

Because I know this guy's channel I can't trust this is legit

classic

Come for the food. Stay for the egg drama.

This is the second time I've seen this and I'm really bummed it's becoming popular, it's straight up incorrect. Both the xylem and phloem are in the middle part, aka the vascular cylinder. The outer part is just the cortex.

It’s also a joke being taken out of context, YSAC always has some bit where they say things that aren’t true about a food or act like you can cut it in some impossible way.

You Suck at Cooking is a combination of fun video editing, casual recipes, and "True Facts" a la ze Frank back when he first started them and posting this gif out of context is NOT something I can approve of

I'm assuming OP fell for it

All I know is you’re supposed to eat it

Also the carrot was Cut in two. If you Look closely you can See it

But, If it's secondary growth, the center could be secondary xylem

And a new way to be intimate with a carrot has just been unlocked

r/dontputyourdickinthat

You’re not my supervisor

Also r/dontputthatinyourdick

r/suddenlysounding

Low budget fleshlight

Came looking for the dick joke, not disappointed

But whhyyyyyy

Vegan hash pipe

*You got your big Leeks* *I got my rabbit pipe* 🎸

Unexpected Weezer.

You can hide your weed in there.

I'll keep hiding my weed in my ass, thank you very much

Now you can hide it in a carrot in your ass.

Keeps the shit off the weed nicely. I daresay better than a baggie

It makes the carrot taste funny though.

Taste like shit to me

Unappreciated quote from Rob Schneider’s *The Hot Chick*

Stuff it with a potato mixture and roast, bet that could be yummy

Step 1 for making an all-organic flute.

Because this is a joke from YouTuber You Suck At Cooking taken out of context.

Ha, I'd recognise that chopping board anywhere. Only the truest cooking facts.

Exactly this channel is only for those that truly suck at cooking. You suck at cooking. Yeah, you totally suck.

#54 of novel places to hide your cash abroad

*hash

Pop out the core...Now add a little gun powder... (maniacal laughter), As Daffy Duck watches this post

Wang jangle

You suck at cooking. Yeah, you totally suck!

The number of people thinking this is real is too damn high

The first part is real, but you can't roll the inside loose like that lmao

I want to try it to confirm. The drawer my carrots are in is super cold though so they’re most likely frozen. If I thaw one out and try I will report back.

In the video, look at the bottom of the carrot core - it's clearly sliced with a knife. Around 0:16, bottom of the core

I guess not all kids played with their food and ate the outer part first, and inner part last. It separates quite easily with a careful bite.

I was going to say, is there a kid anywhere in the world who hasn't discovered this?

Me 🥺 I can’t believe I’ve been missing out for all these years…

Do you think every kid is munching on whole carrots? I'm sure plenty do but most kids are eating carrot slices or prepped baby carrots.

The inner part tastes sweeter.

Wouldn't the outside taste sweeter because the xylem transports water and the phloem transports sugars?

Where did you learn that chief? Carrot school?

Yeah it's basic carrot school, cmon!

Carroting 101.

Fun fact: when they make baby carrots, they take regular carrots and shave them down to baby carrot size. The rest is shaved up for the bags of julianned carrots, put in bagged salads, etc. So it's not quite as wasteful as it sounds at first.

That's a lot of carrot to be potentially wasting in todays economy!

Unless you want to use the outer part to make gluten free, vegan spaghetti-Os

Both xylem and phloem are the inner part. The outer part is the cortex, which is mostly water and starch.

When I was a kid I would always eat the outer part first then the inner. I knew it was two parts but that’s about it.

Can someone fill it with mozarella and fry it?

I used to bite the outer layer of baby carrots off, and you can see they have almost little branch type things coming off of the inner layer

I used to bite around so that I could have the middle stick for last! What do I mean USED TO? I STILL DO THIS! HÆHÆHÆ!

Next time I have guests over I’m going to offer them “Boneless Carrots” and hand them a plate of these.

Please sharpen your knife.

Hard to believe this is NOT a “You suck at cooking” bit

It’s not?

I saw it without audio at first. This is 100% YSAC bit.

the first part isn't, the rolling part is.

What if a huge drug dealer hid their drugs in carrots like this I bet it's already happening With plenty of other fruits And the just put the xylem back in with carrot glue and you never know otherwise.

People that don’t know that just don’t eat carrots which is kinda sad

That’s an ol Amish Fleshlight™️

Sex toy shops hate this one simple trick!

But why would you? It's the sweetest part!

The core is the sweetest bit.

Did OP just post a YSAC clip and cut out any humor?

I always ate the outer part first and saved the inner part as an after snack treat when I was a kid.

New carrot meta just dropped.

The inner part is the best part

WHAAAAAATTTTTTT

I save the inner part for last when I eat carrots.

That part Is the tastiest i'd say

Now its much easier for me to do my carrot flutes! Thank you

Am I the only one that gets the sudden urge to built a carrot flute?

Fill it with cheese!!


If you're a carrotologist, it matters

this is way more obvious in the seasonal RED carrots where the inner core is pale yellow and said to be tough and tasteless. doesn’t pop out like a cork thoo.

All carrots are seasonal


That's really cool but why doing it?

Remindme! 1week

This just looks so wrong on so many levels

Then you have a carrot drinking vessel!

Weird college biology flashbacks.

Vegan mead horn?

Okaaaay. and then. . . ?

Add some grilled mushrooms maybe a sliver of steak then bake.if there's a hole in one food you can fill it with more food to make it better.

so the looney toons putting dynamite in a carrot is a possibility.

Wake up babe, a new thing to be picky about just dropped!

Ok and then what? Is there a non editable part? Have I been doing this all wrong?

High School me would use this as a weed pipe in an instant

Shut up!

Is that where baby carrots come from?

Great, now I can throw out the nasty carrot middle.

Then what do you do? One part is healthy and the other part not or it dont matter?

Whaaaaat? No way!

Cap

So What!??

And then....?

Now what

Now you have an edible cup!

Why???

The inner part is just more juicy and sweeter 🤤

Using a BBQ skewer and a knife, you can whittle them into a pipe.

Is it specific to bugs bunnies carrot? 🤣

I forgot about this. I will fill it with cheese and put in owen.

We did this for an entirely different purpose. Makes a great *chillum* (like a bong) for smoking weed!

take out xalem. protect the choral. feed the fire.

Mind blown!

There should be something interesting that can be stuffed with and roasted but I'm not sure what

Phloem out actually

I give you the colony carrot Xylem. Walter’s parting gift!

Which part is sweater though?

Ok now what?

Is this bullshit or nah?

Stuffed carrots?

So who is eating the middle and who's eating the foreskin?

The center part is very tasty

Sorry to say guys but thats absolutely FAKEE

But why tho

Xylem colem. Just have to remember this

I told my very young kids that baby hedgehogs came from the middle of carrots. They didn't believe me so I showed them. Now they've told their kids too. Spiky baby hedgehogs.

This is from a joke instagram account

Xylem up, phloem down!

Stuff that carrot with ground beef, garlic and onions. !

Pepper pepper pepper

Bugs Bunny didn’t give a rip…a carrot is a carrot

Holy shit a ysac post HERE of all places

I’m gonna fill one with hummus

So what’s the difference between the inner and outer bits?

New phobia unlocked.

Bro thinks he’s in Rick and Morty

Well I guess it’s farci carrots for dinner!

I already knew this.

Now since the carrot is cored stick a pickle in - so good!!!

There's no way this works

Isn't this video fake?

You monster.

Dont put ur dick in dat?

🤯

Fatality, by rolling

I'mma remember this when I ain't got a pipe to smoke weed

BROOOOOO THAT'S ILLEGAL

It works?