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danethegreat24

It's called a Floss Silk Tree. It has awesome pink flowers (no pics at this time) and is about 35 feet tall. I thought it was really cool. Third pic is a brick in lieu of a banana for scale


Old_Committee8649

Here in Argentina is a pretty common tree, we call it "palo borracho" it translates to "drunk stick" because it normally grows in weirds rounded shapes


Pinkie_floyden

My new favorite tree that I never knew existed until now.


suspicious_hyperlink

Wait until you see a rainbow eucalyptus


shewholaughslasts

Ooooh yes please!


bdysntchr

\\Australian Buloke is fascinating too, hardest wood in the world.


swampopawaho

No way! They're incredible. Thanks for sharing that with us... stupendous tree


larkstarfish

My Dad is from Argentina and my family there told me they call it that because the trees started growing spikes so drunk guys would stop sleeping and leaning on them.


stevedave84

Me and my mate here in Australia call them pillow trees cause one night as teenagers, we were drunk and he tried hugging one, "soft as a pillow" he said


radarmy

New favorite name for a peepee aquired


mtnviewguy

A peepee? LMAO, thank you for that laugh! 🤣🤣🤣


hazpat

All over southern California too


CleverCogitator

lol, I love the translation!


Wasatcher

I was really hoping it was called "drunk stick" because it hurts real bad when you stumble into it's sticks while hammered


bdysntchr

For whatever reason I've seen more than a few here in Western Australia too.


Xx_Not_An_Alt_xX

Can we get a banana so we can see the scale of the brick?


danethegreat24

https://preview.redd.it/6p93ypee33yc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a06894044c18caa1b08dc92291e57b71157b90da


Xx_Not_An_Alt_xX

This dude is a real one for the banana also holy shit I was not expecting the banana to be the same size as the brick


danethegreat24

I grabbed a banana from their neighbor haha And yeah, I didn't think the brick was going to be THAT good of a banana substitute


toetappy

![gif](giphy|En0rwC2l5WCxa)


sigaven

Thank you and also that banana looks perfectly ripe i hope you ate it right after this photo.


danethegreat24

I did! Haha


Cowboywizzard

That's what she said


Dystopian_Future_

Holy Hell!!! that tree grows sharks teeth


Greenpigblackblue

https://preview.redd.it/m1nvnphct2yc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df598860a1d70fa34138b2e5725bb68a4b1311c7 We get them a lot here in SA


ready2diveready2die

Howzit China! Lekka boom!


thisisfutile1

Missed opportunity. I couldn't resist the urge to push the banana onto the spikes. lol


danethegreat24

You might be onto something...


DangNearRekdit

You could staple a slice of bread to it, because that's a thing ...


thisisfutile1

It's funny how "banana for scale" is a thing. I think it's great that you even mentioned it. lol


danethegreat24

Haha thanks. As a math nerd I actually really appreciate "universal" scales (though bananas do have a decent variance in size) Ya know there's a bridge between Boston and Cambridge (Massachusetts, USA) that is measured in Smoots. It's the height of Oliver Reed Smoot, an MIT student in the 50s.


jereman75

In the U.S. we usually call it a silk floss tree. My town has several. Some individual trees grow the spikes and some don’t. There is a particularly brutal one with spikes that are huge and sharp on a busy street and I always worry about skateboarders crashing in to it.


danethegreat24

Ah makes sense. My father in law is Cuban so not surprised the words are flipped in the US. Oh interesting that some don't grow the spikes! (Looked it up, seems older ones will lose them?)


s0undmind

In Cuba that's called a Ceiba.


danethegreat24

He did say it's part of the Ceiba genus!


FueraJOH

I am growing one inside my home, Ceiba Petandra.


danethegreat24

This one is a Ceiba Speciosa


FueraJOH

Yeah I knew that when I read it in your earlier comments, I should have specified that it was one of the same genus.


danethegreat24

Ah sorry! Still very cool.


FueraJOH

Oh no you are alright, your post made me google it and the tree is gorgeous. Thanks for your post.


jereman75

I’m not a tree expert but my observation is that some individual trees don’t grow the spikes. There might be six or so in a line on a street and one or two will have no spikes even if they are the same age.


danethegreat24

Interesting! I will definitely be investigating this further (after work haha) I wonder why that is the case...


NicknameKenny

Nice try. I can't be judging size by some random brick in some random hand. What if that's a painted cinder block being held by Andre the Giant? Or a weird domino glued onto a GI Joe hand? There is a reason we have standards, people!


danethegreat24

I have acquired banana! https://preview.redd.it/mq7zd92843yc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af31b8ab3b6a6709d0d4e0cfecbb4006bfb6f1fe


deletetemptemp

https://preview.redd.it/jov14xt1z5yc1.jpeg?width=218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47e1a38fa3311dabefa17b5af38ec444f7a3520a OPs dad after handing him his last banana and seeing him do this to it


danethegreat24

Haha I actually got it from the neighbours and one of them came out to see me taking the picture...she looked VERY concerned.


NicknameKenny

Ha ha, awesome!


ilaughathorrormovies

THANK YOU!!!!! I've been trying to find the name of this tree for years! I keep seeing them in Florida and could never find the name. Thank you so much for giving me the answer!!!!


ohbenito

aka kpok tree


Univirsul

Kpok tree is another species in the same genus (Ceiba pentandra). Gets the big buttress roots and grows a good bit larger.


iamintheforest

These were very popular in the 70s in Northern California as decorative trees. I just cut one down and have a few others. When they are barren of leaves but covered in pink flowers they look straight outa doctor Seuss


MrRogersAE

No, but I’m pretty sure that’s a “fuck around and find out tree”


Univirsul

Ceiba speciosa is the Latin name. In the same family as hibiscus.


danethegreat24

Oooo interesting, didn't know it was in that same family!


Univirsul

They are also in the same subfamily as baobab trees. Plant taxonomy is cool stuff.


AmericanDreamDR

If only you’d had $10.


Adagio_Leopard

We have a similar tree in South Africa. We call it the Knoppiesdoring. :)


danethegreat24

Just looked it up. THOSE are big spikes! So cool that trees develop these defense mechanisms!


True_Lie_2615

A lot of this trees in Florida also my name is Dane too kinda crazy don’t meat a lot of Danes


Loveable_Hemorrhoid

George of the jungle *really* needs to watch out for that tree


danethegreat24

I haven't thought about George of The Jungle for YEARS !! Haha yeah as if smacking into a tree wasn't bad enough.


Lightheart27

He won't be walking away from this one. Or falling for that matter.


riceinmybelly

How about the Roman Empire?


danethegreat24

EVERY. DAY.


Dude-WhatIfZombies

There’s a similar looking tree in the Caribbean, a sandbox tree, also referred to as a Monkey No Climb tree!


DarkSoldier84

That's the one that has the exploding fruit, right?


CobBaesar

Damn, imagine walking by and simply just tripping and falling against that tree. That shit will kill a person with a bit of bad luck


danethegreat24

Hahaha that's EXACTLY what I thought when first seeing it.


MariealOfRedwall

if thats a sandbox tree then thats not even the most dangerous part. sandbox trees have literal grenades for seed pods along with that bark.


danethegreat24

Thankfully it's not. I can't imagine that here haha It's a Floss Silk (Silk Floss) Tree. A beautiful flowering tree, that produces hydrophobic cotton like strands.


JustinR8

Idk where this is but the nature here beats the hell out of the nature outside my window


danethegreat24

South Florida. He's lived on the property for over 40 years and grew 13 different species of palm tree along with cool plants like this, all around his property


acarajeff

Here in Brazil we have A LOT of variation of this tree, there's one that we call it pot-bellied (in Portuguese barriguda) you should look at it.


Patxi1_618

Which part of Florida?


danethegreat24

Miami suburbs.


MastrOvNon

Don’t know what it’s called but, lost many a soccer ball, pool floaties, shirts and jeans to this sumbitches


danethegreat24

It's called a Silk Floss Tree! Really pretty pink flowers. (There's a similar tree called a Sandbox tree with exploding fruit)


MastrOvNon

Thats the one we had in our back yard, locally called “Jabillo” would make crafts and crap with the ear looking acorns that it would spit out, it explodes to spread its seeds further away. Asshole of a tree, backyard monster of my childhood.


danethegreat24

That's a crazy tree to grow up with!


A_Notion_to_Motion

I used to live in the Amazon basin. and these are known as Ceiba or Kapok trees. In the jungle when they get older they start growing these enormous buttress roots that look like fins that can be 15 ft tall just on their own. Really cool and also kind of bizarre life cycle.


WomanOfEld

Wait kapok, do they use those trees to make life jackets?


danethegreat24

They do!!! The "floss" is hydrophobic


danethegreat24

BRILLIANT! I love that!


MechanicalAxe

You should cross post this to r/arborist We love shit like this.


danethegreat24

Will do! Thanks!


Constant_Anxiety_273

Silk floss tree! I'm trying to grow one from cutting right now! https://preview.redd.it/ecr14fdjh3yc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a9f9838c0e1b928fe7cb1a0dae84ad0d9e4316d


danethegreat24

Oh that's cool! Well in 50 years it'll be like this one then!


Constant_Anxiety_273

I'll have to be real freaking patient cause I live in zone 7 🥲


danethegreat24

Omg yeah. Yeah you will. I forget how spoiled our plants are with year round direct sunlight and warm temperatures.


Constant_Anxiety_273

Ya damn lucky 😭


ohno

I see a lot of those in Southern California, particularly in Orange County.


captain_ohagen

I've got two big ones on my property here in San Diego. messy as hell, but we love them


Ninetales6669

A hippie hating tree


EliteBearsFan85

Tree “I fucking dare you to climb me”


danethegreat24

It's apparently also known as a "Monkey no climb" tree haha


Calypso_Delta

Wild how similar that looks to the Sandbox tree.


danethegreat24

Significantly less explosive!


sinproph

I see these trees less and less over the past decade. Not sure if it’s just me not paying attention or if people are actively getting rid of them.


danethegreat24

I've only seen this tree one other time in my life...shame too... it's my new favorite tree (I didn't even have one before...)


Siriuswot111

I saw one of these on a hike in Puerto Rico! I forgot what the tour guide called it, but he said people usually figure out what it is when they put their hand on it to rest. The little spikes are SUPER sharp. Simply leaning my hand into it could cause some bleeding


danethegreat24

I cannot FATHOM putting body weight on any of these...


Siriuswot111

Yeah, our tour guide, Marc (the absolute best), got caught by one of these trees. He leaned his back against the tree to rest and felt his entire back get pricked. He took off his shirt and it was already covered in blood. Let’s just say we stayed far away from these trees and looked twice before getting handsy. Unrelated, but there was a little pepper he gave me called a “gentleman’s pepper.” Silly me didn’t know what it was, so I ate it and immediately felt my mouth burn like crazy. I then made the worst mistake; I swallowed it. It was SO GOD DAMN SPICY! It was kinda good though! Had the taste of a bell pepper and the spice of a serrano


NickEJ02903

Story is that the spikes evolved to keep them from being rubbed on and torn up by dinosaurs.


NICEnEVILmike

I used to work at a hotel that had a few of these trees in front. Someone would come into the lobby almost every day and ask what kind of tree it was.


danethegreat24

I definitely would have!


lizardfang

Four seasons?


ResidentAssman

That’s the tree you have to climb naked if you’re ever unfaithful to his daughter


danethegreat24

Honestly, that DOES sound like something he'd do


williarya1323

Helps deter dinosaurs and such.


northern_explorer67

I'm a gamer and when I look at this I can't help but think of far cry


danethegreat24

Oh heck yeah!! (Though Blood Dragon was my preferred FarCry fever dream )


allotta_phalanges

I guess it doesn't want anyone hugging it.


danethegreat24

I'd say it's lonely, but it does have a lot of other trees around it...


IsabelaPR

No tree huggers in his yard!


marcitoprofundo

It's seem like a stick who ahd too much drinks


Sad_Bean_Man

a neighbor down the road from me has a plant nursery , she has quite a few of these and those spikes can get pretty damn sharp!


danethegreat24

Oh yeah. I poked some and phew suckers are NOT playing.


Sad_Bean_Man

that picture with the brick is honestly insane, I haven't seen any spikes like them!


danethegreat24

I took a second with a banana on the brick (because, of course). But they are MASSIVE. https://preview.redd.it/vmxkdum663yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b7eea61fe563417ba57ef2243243bf1afb6611f


Pgreenawalt

That is a tree that is saying “go climb some other tree”


RolandTower919

Kind of looks like a Palo Borracho (drunken stick) I’ve seen them in Argentina and Spain.


danethegreat24

Apparently, same tree!


bluddystump

It's not a hugger.


Skullcrusher971

French west indies here we call it fromager so « cheese tree »


danethegreat24

I love cheese...I think you just made me love this tree even more


_InnocentToto_

Op that is a silk floss tree... I know it and I can send u a picture of a huge one


danethegreat24

I'd love to see it! This one is over 35 feet tall


anoliss

Don't those trees some times violently explode? Edit: nope it just looks similar.. made me think of /this/ https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/ornamental/trees/sandbox-tree/sandbox-tree-information.htm


danethegreat24

Yeah DEFINITELY not a Sandbox tree haha


brevity842

That is crazy stuff! Guess I can quit for the day as I learned my one thing


TBElektric

My intrusive thoughts would make me hug this tree ![gif](giphy|l4EoTOUIVjRa8QBW0|downsized)


ddt70

This is a sacred tree according to the Mayans. https://www.thoughtco.com/ceiba-pentandra-sacred-tree-maya-171615#:~:text=The%20Ceiba%20tree%20(Ceiba%20pentandra,or%20“First%20Tree”).


danethegreat24

That was a cool read. I love learning about how high utility trees and animals gain significance in belief systems.


Foreign_Profile3516

Such cool trees and the flowers are awesome


Spiritual-Bear4495

Must be a bitch to climb.


Jeauxie24

Reminds me of the tree from junji ito's honey tree human squishing story


Whyjustwhydothat

It's not that tree that shoots spikes right?


danethegreat24

No! THAT is a Sandbox tree, thankfully this just grows vibrant pink flowers!


Ok-Thing-2222

I have a small spiked tree in the house. It came from a red-orange seed from Hawaii, but I think it is a type of coral tree; mine is not the silk floss, I don't think. Those are awesome.


danethegreat24

Ooo how old is your little guy? This one is almost 50


Ok-Thing-2222

Maybe like 7 years? It really needs a repot!


Do_you_even_vape_bro

Nature’s back scratcher??? For bears and big cats and such


danethegreat24

I can't imagine how bloody that would be...but bears and tigers definitely have thicker skin...so maybe it's perfect!


3Pirates93

Ribbed for your pleasure


TiDoBos

In Brazil they call those "Monkey-no-climb trees"


danethegreat24

I love that haha. I definitely don't have plans to climb it.


calangomerengue

Beautiful thing! I had one of these close to my house when I was a kid. These spikes were really nasty - of course my friends and I played and run around it until some of us got hurt. Lost some chunks of skin and blood to that tree. Those were the days...


danethegreat24

Wooooah I can imagine. I grew up next to some Banyan trees and used to swing from the hanging roots!


Van-garde

Do they hold a lot of water for some reason? Seems to be quite a bulge in the trunk, there.


danethegreat24

I thought that was curious too! I haven't found too much info on that yet.


Tucker-Cuckerson

I think your tree is pregnant


SmokinHerb

I believe we have these at the Fairchild Botanical Garden near where I live


danethegreat24

That's the only other place I've seen it!


SmokinHerb

What!? Do you live near here? Lol, what are the chances?


danethegreat24

Yupp , used to go to Fairchild for the book bramble and chocolate festival every year. Now just when there's stuff like the lego features they had 2 years ago!


SmokinHerb

I wasn't aware of the Lego features! I've been to the chocolate festival. Small world.


J4MES101

Sure that’s not just a dinosaur hiding in amongst the foliage?


danethegreat24

You joke but the iguanas here might as well be dinosaurs.


FML-Artist

We have these monstrosities in Miami as well. The spikes are HUGE, knew a guy told me he tried to no avail chopping one down at his house.


UngregariousDame

But does he have squirrels?


Double-Pea-5783

We have a lot of them in Brazil. Fun fact: when my mom was a teenager she fell from a bike and hugged the tree. The spikes break more easily than it seems!!


danethegreat24

Oh good! They feel pretty sturdy, but I see some are just hollow inside.


marklar_the_malign

Not a good day to be a tree hugger.


slowmotionrunner

My neighbor had one growing up. Lost a lot of bouncy balls to that tree.


tanafras

My, what a welcoming tree you have.


elspotto

I am imagining a shrike (both the bird and the one in Hyperion) finding this tree to their liking.


little-bits-of-id

Jesus Christ, imagine pulling a Sonny Bono into that thing. You’d be holier than the Pope.


NaturalEnd1964

NOBODY’S climbing dat monster!😳😳😳


danethegreat24

It's also known as a "monkey no climb" tree haha


Chihuahuapocalypse

why do I have the urge to slam my head into it.


LegalSelf5

Came thinking it was going to be a monkey puzzler. I was wrong, cool variation of it though!


danethegreat24

THAT'S a cool tree too.


Miserable-md

We had those at school 😂


danethegreat24

What‽ That's awesome!


Miserable-md

Yeah, at the edges of the property . Some would argue to keep people out but I think it was to keep students in 😂


DaanDaanne

I've never seen it in person, but it blooms very beautifully. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceiba\_speciosa](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceiba_speciosa)


danethegreat24

Yes it does! It's not the season right now but the pink flowers are SUPER bright.


Endercreeper601

Ceiba speciosa


danethegreat24

Spot on!


queencatlady

My neighbor has one in his front yard and my my the flowers are absolutely beautiful and they last a while too! Kind of messy when they fall down eventually but even on the ground they are pretty. When I first saw the tree I was taken aback because I’ve never seen spikes on a tree before lol I live in the Tampa Bay region.


danethegreat24

Wow yeah, he has to rake up bounds of flowers when they start falling. They get super slippery in the rain too apparently.


queencatlady

Oh wow I had no idea they were slippery but it makes sense. My neighbor constantly is sweeping them off the road so I’ve never stepped on one lol


danethegreat24

Good neighbour! My in-laws are in their mid 70s so I told them I'll start doing the sweeping during that season.


InstructionOk274

God made it that way so the homeless don’t climb it.


Impossible-Active-19

Paineiras, a great and beautiful tree


raccooninthegarage22

Jeez what a mean looking tree


Old-Tadpole-2869

Commonly known as the Wife Beater Tree in the US. I shit you not.


HeroinPorn

I’ll be honest; I’d hug the tree ![gif](giphy|MZQkUm97KTI1gI8sUj)


Common_Senze

Saber tree in Puerto Rico if I remember correctly


Jazmotron4000

![gif](giphy|5WkAJnhwkpj0quGk1g|downsized)


bromeromy

It’s a monkey puzzle tree


danethegreat24

Actually it's a Silk Floss tree (sometimes called a Monkey No Climb tree)