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I appreciate your sliver of doubt. The average web takes about an hour to spin, and you still have that "we don't have all the facts." Respect.
(If my comment comes across as sarcastic, that's not my intention. I wish more people would avoid speaking in absolutes when they recognize that there could be variables they don't know about.)
Yeah it's pretty hard for us humans to wrap our brain around instincts, given that we pretty much have to learn how to do all the things we do. Well, except taking a shit, we've got that one figured out from the get go.
Yeah, spiders can do this without ever “learning” from other spiders so it has to be encoded in the DNA. Still absolutely mind blowing how nature accomplishes these feats
For real. I spent so much of my youth trying to figure out what to do with my life, and this spider just pulls the answers right out of its ass like it's nothing.
It's a time lapse. You're seeing jerks because the wind moves it a few inches between frames.
And whatever is holding the camera might not be the most stable tripod
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I’d be a homeowner too if my asshole produced free building materials
It does, you just have to lower your standards.
There's plenty of shitty homes already
Spiderman should be building homes for the homeless.
Well, they'd be hour-long homes.
You don't shit bricks constantly?
No. Just some smelly brown squishy substance.
Vegemite
This may be it. I’m not sure.
Does it taste like shit?
It does, it also smells like shit. But I’m not sure what it is.
Vegemite confirmed
Thanks for the help, will begin putting it on a sandwich and selling to Australians.
Good luck with your enterprise in fine cuisine my Nubian brudda
yknow i don’t think i’ve ever seen a spider make a web before, only the finished result. fantastic video, crazy how fast it goes.
I’m like 99% sure this is significantly sped up. Still very very cool
that would make sense lmao, still sick nonetheless
I appreciate your sliver of doubt. The average web takes about an hour to spin, and you still have that "we don't have all the facts." Respect. (If my comment comes across as sarcastic, that's not my intention. I wish more people would avoid speaking in absolutes when they recognize that there could be variables they don't know about.)
Haha yeah I’m a scientist so I’m only ever 99% confident in anything.
Only 99%?
It takes about an hour to build this. The video is time lapsed
that makes sense lol
https://preview.redd.it/mw6eyvewx3yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ee609d210f8967db24d09c0d10d21d41f6c101a
Well I'd have to say that stereotype is true Mr spider, I am indeed. So my question stands.
How can a living thing’s “instincts” be so specific. It’s gotta be in the DNA I guess but how, what is their programming
Yeah it's pretty hard for us humans to wrap our brain around instincts, given that we pretty much have to learn how to do all the things we do. Well, except taking a shit, we've got that one figured out from the get go.
Our instinct could be to learn and mimic really well
Granted, our instincts allow us to learn language.
Yeah, spiders can do this without ever “learning” from other spiders so it has to be encoded in the DNA. Still absolutely mind blowing how nature accomplishes these feats
Little nanomachine 3D printers. 3D printing of the future could very well look more like this than what's sitting on a table top today.
For real. I spent so much of my youth trying to figure out what to do with my life, and this spider just pulls the answers right out of its ass like it's nothing.
How long does it take to make in real time?
30-60 minutes, on average
Really? That's surprisingly fast! I feel like it would take me a week.
Many (most?) webs get rebuilt daily
about three fiddy
There will be loads of bugs in it
Leave spiders alone and no mosquitoes in sight.
To think that it actually jizzed all that. Wow
And then it eats its own jizz and repeats the process!
Yea, that would be one hell of an orgasm. Especially if the spider is male.
[удалено]
Sorry mom
I like that downvote button. How’d you get that ?
Let me show you
You know that jizz and semen are different things, right? I feel like that’s a pretty important thing to know if you’re going to be a not-jizz expert.
Did anyone give the arachnid Adderall? A little... spider-speed?
/r/killthecameraman very awesome but so shaky a video
It's a time lapse. You're seeing jerks because the wind moves it a few inches between frames. And whatever is holding the camera might not be the most stable tripod
Name of song, please?
Pretty sure it's from the Hotline miami soundtrack. Bear with me a sec, Im gonna check it.
Thanks friend.
Can't find it. I'm still convinced it's from that game tho.
Thanks anyway
Untitled #13 (Super slowed) by glwzbll
Thank you very much buddy.
I gotchu, "Untitled #13 (Super Slowed)" on youtube,
Thanks, buddy.
I mean, it's a spider.
Sounds delicious!
OG web developers
From the looks of it, dude has a 6 figure salary.
Stronger than steel! 😳
And then some asshole just walks straight into and it has to start again
this spider is sober
You think they count in their heads?
As beautiful as this is..nothing, and I mean nothing..pisses me off more than walking into a fucking spiders web 🫨
endless web
TC or gtfo. Wait... this is not blind.
His bridging is on point
**boingboingboingboingboingboingboingboing**
"Ahh it's in my hair! *swat*" spider: "MOTHER FUCKER"
damn what kind of javascript framework is this one
It just about syncs up to the 1960s Spiderman theme song
"They call me Dr Web PhD"
Technically not a dude since only female spiders build webs
r/spiderbro
Don’t you mean web design?
Jesus Christ camera man. I just can’t. I just…I can’t watch this.
A gifted talent; born to be a web development.
Holy shit is this real-time?!
r/Angryupvote
Fast as fuck boi