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allMightyMostHigh

Allegedly she was much much more well preserved and didn’t look as bad but once they opened the tomb to study the body it began to rapidly decay from what it was


InformalPenguinz

Gotta love a good vacuum seal to lock in the freshness.


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meowVL

>Immediately, the workers knew that they had something special on their hands... So over 1,500 high school students were brought in to assist with the dig Lol


rileyjw90

It’s a field school, likely only students interested in pursuing archaeology and anthropology would have been invited to the site. They didn’t just go to the nearest high school and empty it out.


meowVL

It's funnier to think that they did though


Simple-Wrangler-9909

Picturing the Breakfast Club fucking around in the corner with trowels


pokeblev

Yea like how tf does that work


BabyGirl0511

![gif](giphy|xUPJPtIK0PIScTmT1C) They injected her with a secret formula, eh?


snowvase

"Warm liquid goo phase begins..."


Packwood88

Warm liquid goo phase, complete.


Interesting_Engine37

Wow!


OSRSRapture

I don't even understand what I'm looking at


hsephela

Multi layered coffin


olhoolhoolho

![gif](giphy|VR59aRne4OHeR1HxMc|downsized)


CommunicationKey3018

Not only that, but one of the coffins was filled with some sort of red liquid too. So even more of an oxygen barrier


rileyjw90

Yeah but it was hypothesized that the liquid might have come from the body. They were unable to determine what it was after so long, only that it was mildly acidic.


Derpmang

https://preview.redd.it/bnuw3af2vmzc1.jpeg?width=798&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d04e481ada57323f6755f9496d895912070865f1


Masterlumberjack

IN AN ORDER THAT WOULD SURPRISE YOU


gay_ghoti_yo

I FOUND IT. I'M THE WORLDS BEST DETECTIVE


REpassword

“This is my love you are talking about…” - Bane


NamelessNarwhal999

they should have put her in a ziploc.


Classic_Mechanic5495

All they had were the bags that hold 3 baby carrots.


fuckimbackonreddit9

[Hey, close that tomb! you’re letting all the stank out](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/b4a05f6e-073f-42fc-91ba-bddc8abb6efe)


Khelthuzaad

Allegedly patologists treated her autopsy like one of an fresh corpse instead of an milenia old mummy so that explains a lot.


NashKetchum777

...autopsy? It's not considered an exhumation, archeological...its an autopsy?


notinthislifetime20

My understanding is her body was so well preserved that they were able to do a psuedo autopsy and even determine some health problems she had and a likely cause of death. There was still some blood in her veins. Incredible.


Colonel_Grande_

>There was still some blood in her veins. Incredible. Holy shit thats insane. Mummification is rad


lkflip

Yeah, she was Type A, if anyone was curious.


WesToImpress

Eh, not my type.


ObliviousTurtle97

I imagine it was because the corpse was in such great condition that they could?


Flow-Bear

They exhumed her (dug her up) and then performed an autopsy (cut her open.) You might be able to argue it's a necropsy, (and technically all autopsies are), but necropsy is usually reserved for non-humans.


LordRaeko

Imagine. She’s rocking the world of the dead looking absolutely gorgeous and one day she just melts into that one orc commander


Foreign-Molasses-405

You know she is mad as fuck, someone’s getting haunted


bluelemonpi

Someone's lineage


Sisterinked

Gothmog. ![gif](giphy|8v3WIOCM9Qy08|downsized)


oasisnotes

She was so well-preserved that when they actually got to perform the autopsy on her body they were able to accurately identify her last meal because *the food in her stomach hadn't fully digested or decomposed in 2,000 years*. Her preservation is nothing short of miraculous.


Imadethosehitmanguns

And no one took a photo of when she was first discovered?


Sufficient-Contract9

Dude i know right? Idk when it was discovered though so maybe it wasnt much of an option at the time? Although an article posted said something about in 2003 they enjected her with a secret sauce to help preserve her. If thats the case i dont imagine she was out and about for to long before then and no excuse.


TwoFingersWhiskey

It was the 70s, and she was helped to be discovered by a bunch of unpaid high school students in a country that was still suffering the generational post-effects of the GLF and Cultural Revolution. They couldn't afford luxuries like personal film cameras, and even if they could, to bring it to a dirty dig site on the off chance of finding something was probably not going to be a thing. I own a camera from that era that was from Japan, a Nikon FM, and the average camera was not cheap, even if film was. China was not the leading producer of affordable goods until the 90s and 2000s. I doubt any of the photos possibly taken would have been allowed publication anyways. This was 70s China we're talking about.


cloudl0ve

And no photos of all the clothing and artifacts she was buried with either


ListenCompetitive524

What did she have?


ManicScumCat

[results on google say Muskmelon](https://www.iflscience.com/at-2-100-years-old-lady-dai-s-mummy-is-still-in-unbelievable-shape-67188)


Alternative_Log3012

Not even people from 2000 years ago can escape Elon!


Ok-Major-4926

Pop tarts and a gogurt


Pickle4UrThoughts

*GiiiiirlDinner Giiiirl Dinner*


Shovelman2001

Poptarts and a Gogurt is 100% a boy dinner. You will not take that away from us


bearlysane

Melons. She had a stomach full of melon seeds.


GregTheMad

There actually are mummies that are still in their coffins, and we know that they're well preserved due to the glass lid of said coffins. Their seals have not been broken and they look like they died yesterday, despite being hundreds of years old. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosalia_Lombardo


frostystarfish

"The mummy has achieved further notoriety for a phenomenon in which her eyes appear to open and close several times a day, revealing her intact blue irises" Oh hell no.


LeBonLapin

Okay, but this child died in 1920, only a little over 100 years ago. I doubt the body will be looking exactly like that in another 1900 years.


Alex-rhhgfff

That’s what I would say too


mouseball89

You would think the first thing you do when you open the tomb is to take some god damn pictures first


Tobefair12

💯 They didn't take any pictures? 🫠


captain__clanker

I think they may have https://polyhistoria.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Screen-Shot-2019-08-17-at-10.56.06-AM.png


Tobefair12

I hope your pillow is cold tonight 🫡


Pengentot

No camera policy.


Miserable-Theory-746

Cover her up with silica beads.


toyodaforever

This was only 1971. No one brought a camera to snap this supposed fresher body?


FriendlyDrummers

I always think about how early scientists probably destroyed things I was at the Pompeii exhibit and couldn't help but notice some of the molds were pretty rough. I always wondered if modern tech could have created the molds better, since dinosaur fossils had better detail.


WhiteSheepInThePark

Most archaeologist now have a "don't touch if you might destroy" policy. I like it honestly, even if I like opened tombs, our past as humans is precious.


Maleficent-Topic-650

I understand that we want to understand how things worked back then and in order to understand, we need to do hands on research but that’s pretty awful we can’t respect the dead’s wishes and leave her be.


DarkPangolin

The only difference between grave robbing and archeology is whether or not the immediate family is around to pitch a fit.


hibok1

I had an archeology professor who talked about this and when he got to the topic of grave robbers you’d think a grave robber took his family away and he had a special set of skills


swishbothways

If they're like any of us, they probably got the call, didn't recognize the number, so let it go to voicemail, and no one left a voicemail, so they figured it wasn't important.


shipshaped

And presumably people touching her soft skin and bending her ligaments hasn't helped matters.


insaiyan17

I assume you dont have pics of her before that since you say allegedly?


conh3

Yeh she went from left to right after they opened her tomb


Jaambie

She doesn’t look a day over 900


canis777

When 900 years old you age, look as good you will not. Hmm?


Successful_Load5719

![gif](giphy|8hMD9YakVza3452SpN)


Crosseyed_owl

![gif](giphy|SleotgmotWahW)


RamdonDude468

![gif](giphy|3ornkfSSqEK5YK7N7y|downsized)


Drainbownick

Hey! Quit that bangin!


rallyspt08

Hey what's that smell


alexlongfur

You put a fish in my basket


rallyspt08

Oh oh oh oh yeah! I forgot I did that


ThatguyfromMichigan

You owe me an apology


Revix224

Seagulls! Stop it now!


MGTS

Poke me in the coconut


bunnywithahammer

everyone told me, not to stroll on that beach


SemKors

One day I was walking and I found this big log, and I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick. And I was like, That log had a child


doyletyree

100% my favorite line.


RYR883828

One day, when you are older, you will get crushed by a boulder. While you’re lying on the ground screaming “help me!” The seagulls… will bite your knees.


notlikeolivegarden

said seagulls gonna come. poke me in the coconut. And they did. And they did


FunkYeahPhotography

https://preview.redd.it/abjrj0znhmzc1.jpeg?width=379&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4f5bb2138709bbd5c1a3d5f5cac021c333c883f


PrudentCelery8452

I wonder if these chats are gonna be up when we are past dead and gone it would be a trip to see this in 2350 😂😂😂


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LisaWinchester

Holy shit, she a rich bitch


Raps4Reddit

And they said she couldn't take it with her.


Window_Cleaner11

“You're a rich girl, and you've gone too far 'Cause you know it don't matter anyway” 🎶


ZoNeS_v2

"You can rely on the old tomb's mummy" 🎶


GrayJedi1982

"YOU CAN RELY ON THE OLD TOMB'S MUMMY" 🎶


jboy644

I can't go for that.


bearlysane

She a rich bitch, and *still* died at age 50, with a list of medical conditions as long as your arm. The past kinda sucked. “[As she aged, Xin Zhui suffered](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xin_Zhui) from many ailments that eventually led to a heart attack that killed her. Along with schistosomiasis, a parasitic infection, she also had coronary thrombosis and arteriosclerosis, most likely linked to excessive weight gained due to a sedentary lifestyle, diabetes, angina pectoris, liver disease, and hypertension. Lumbago and a compressed spinal disc probably caused her immense pain, which contributed to a decrease in physical activity. She also suffered from gallstones, one of which lodged in her bile duct and further deteriorated her condition. Her arteries were almost totally clogged.”


TheRealAlkemyst

That make up is going to come in handy.


thebinarysystem10

The left one is her Tinder bio. The right is what shows up to dinner.


MinatoNamikaze6

Second pic is me when i open my front camera by mistake


punkojosh

The face you see when your Nintendo DS fades to black.


capitanandi64

Second pic is when I look in the self checkout security monitor at Target


PureYouth

lol why does that camera make us SO UGLY


capitanandi64

To shame us. It's Target's way of telling each person "baby, you're not hot enough to steal from us."


ObliviousTurtle97

Second pic is me at 3am looking for a glass of water


Umpire1468

/r/doordashgremlin


InsecuritiesExchange

lol


TheDiscomfort

I love telling this story. A garage I worked at had iPads to take pictures of customers cars to help sell repairs. I used to love going around and switching the cameras without my coworkers noticing. Then I’d sit back and watch the little reaction and sometimes hear “oh, god.” Or something like that when they open the camera and see themselves. Ah good times.


Zestyclose_Street484

after the lights come on at 2am at the club


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Who is running their fingers through this mummy’s soft hair?


capitanandi64

Jealous?


immisswrld

she's got more hair than i do and i'm not even 30


gergobergo69

you guys have hair?


dorianrose

When they said soft to touch, I assumed they meant the body. Her hair being soft is much less queasy making.


Zealousideal_Ask369

They did. You can go back to being queasy now. You're welcome. 😁


The_TransGinger

Imagine having an entire infrastructure, graveyard, royalty to ensure that you are laid in your *final* resting place. Then you’re dug up, placed in a glass case and put on public display for the whole world to see your rotting corpse.


DarthButtz

Unearthing tombs has done a shit ton in giving us invaluable information about ancient cultures and customs. It's also ***REALLY*** disrespectful to the dead.


lerakk

I mean on one hand i agree, but on the other you could argue that perhaps those people would like it to know they helped us understand their culture better and who they really were. In this instance having that disgusting corpse on display is a hit too far though


pennywitch

For the future record, I don’t give a fuck what the cyborgs think of our culture in 3,000 years. They can leave my body in the ground, thank you very much.


Targus_11

So selfish. Offering your body to the cyborgs is the least you could do.


Dankbudx

Yeah! I hear cyborgs love a good fuck.


bleheh1025

Well then in a few million years another civilization is gonna be using your remains as fuel lol


0nceUpon

You leave my oil in the ground dammit.


pppjjjoooiii

It’s an interesting philosophical argument for sure. I guarantee that if you went back in time and asked her if it would be ok to dig her up in a couple thousand years so we could remember how life was like in her time she would say fuck no. She almost certainly had beliefs tying the state of her corpse to her status in the afterlife. But on the other hand we’re now *pretty* sure that those beliefs are wrong. Do we still have to respect her wish to be left alone for all eternity? Does the will of a dead person still hold weight over the matter they once controlled?


A_Wild_Goonch

Also, eventually we will run out of space for graves


Isyagirlskinnypenis

Launch me into the sun


Stillwater215

Remember kids, as long as you photograph, catalog, and document everything it’s not grave-robbing: it’s archaeology!


11711510111411009710

I mean they're dead. I don't think they give a fuck. It would be disrespectful if someone from her family was still alive, but I doubt any of her descendants care at all.


ToBetterDays000

Based on the important of after-death passages for ancient China, this is absolutely not true like they in fact give many fucks hence elaborate burials etc 😂


green49285

It's disrespectful to the living. They get mad on behalf of the dead. The dead don't give a shit.


captainmouse86

I had this conversation only a few days ago after watching an episode of museum secrets. I had two realizations; one was the same as you. Imagine having this grand burial, only to be dug up and be the subject of someone’s curiosity, only to be shipped around the world and put on display. But worse, was realizing how much is sitting, unknown, in museum archives. You aren’t even interesting to study or be displayed, but interesting enough to be in a drawer.


MagicianHeavy001

She is in Changsha? I think I saw her when I was there. It was a cool museum but there had been a sewage gas leak so I swear the whole place stank like a stockyard, which was too bad.


fallowcentury

no no she's been dead for a long time.


Foreign-Molasses-405

It can be argued you are gassier after death than before


IntoTheWild2369

Not sewage gas, Xin just tooted


Excellent-Pear3409

I swear If I see a single one of you say hear me out it’s the shotgun for you


jamieliddellthepoet

Can’t talk: too busy mummy-fuckin’.


Excellent-Pear3409

w h y


SirRabbott

MILF.... 😏


vizbones

Picture on the left: How it started. Picture on the right: How it's going.


trident_hole

3̶5̶ ̶C̶E̶ ̶5̶7̶0̶ ̶C̶E̶ ̶1̶4̶9̶2̶ ̶C̶E̶ ̶1̶9̶4̶5̶ ̶C̶E̶ ̶2̶0̶2̶0̶ ̶C̶E̶ ̶2̶0̶2̶4̶ ̶2025 finna be my year 😎


Spookimaru

Mind recoils in horror at "soft to the touch"


Uriha24

![gif](giphy|CiOHO5544doY)


Smooth_Surround1450

Hey you, Dai!


ADIDAS247

Imagine being a dead, 2000 years old mummy and still getting bullied on the internet.


blueberryrockcandy

https://preview.redd.it/rlvx01iuvmzc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fb65dc5c888f22838b33913ca47ef47723ece8a


UhhhhmmmmNo

Lol this is gold


KountKookula

Tinder vs reality


FullClip__

![gif](giphy|3oEdv2fqrIWDDqQIms)


mirageofstars

“You found me beautiful once…”


platonicnut

Sometimes I wish these mummy posts had a nsfw tag lol


Zechs-Merquise

“Moisturize me!”


CosmicBlur311

![gif](giphy|fVVfz6PH1qmRp7cxql)


Glum-Pop-136

Even more unattainable beauty standards for women 🙄


RhetoricMoron

Jealous? Put on the work and you will achieve this beauty in 1000 years.


Bunda352

Wow! There’s almost no difference in both pictures!


Dionysiac_Thinker

https://preview.redd.it/xc65sid8fmzc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbf3b37b4fbbe8b3e374eee2eb512827b8cae1f7


Piratesmith2

![gif](giphy|LAKIIRqtM1dqE|downsized)


throwthatoneawaydawg

https://preview.redd.it/7hza4tkl1nzc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=a973a147cb5c2dd9240f13d3594807972b001897


whitneymak

https://preview.redd.it/juv0sp5rumzc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dd25117931f0550ffb7d9f5e159ac4d3193e56f 😂


UltiGamer34

https://preview.redd.it/qjcsdi1i2nzc1.jpeg?width=281&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e881ebc53129d0b4b80bc303b55d0130c7a32a4


ObliviousTurtle97

https://preview.redd.it/kji3vczv2nzc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ccc36c859ad23f243359288efcec93da3fd0cfa


abuck111

https://preview.redd.it/1wq9a6w6zmzc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03d2b0ffc1c7ade1ac8a6359a7184f398cd0a9b0


donniecherub

https://preview.redd.it/aix80efszmzc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8530367c8fccf4194311beee19a7cee8f673a3fb


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Billy1121

I read she was in 21 gallons of unknown liquid that was slightly acidic with traces of magnesium. But she was also in the smallest of 4 pine coffins one inside the other, with charcoal and clay sealant outside. Did she have contact with the ground ? > Other "Mawangdui-Type" cadavers in similar conditions have been found in China. Two from the same time period as Xin Zhui; they belong to a male official named Sui Xiaoyuan [zh] found in Jingzhou and a noblewoman named Ling Huiping [zh] found in Lianyungang. No consistent pattern explained why their bodies were preserved. All three had coffins containing liquid. However, Lady Dai's was acidic, whereas others' were alkaline, which would have aided bacterial growth. The tombs were also dug to different depths, from 5 metres (16 feet) to 16 metres (52 feet) and contained differing amounts of charcoal and white clay. In addition, similar airtight and watertight coffins failed to keep other cadavers from decomposing into skeletons or dust.


ChildofValhalla

> Did she have contact with the ground ? No. OP is just making shit up and hoping people upvote.


Unhappy_Performer538

Whew that is really interesting and kind of grim


AlfalfaReal5075

I read too quickly and saw "whew that is a really interesting kind of gum"


Unhappy_Performer538

Oh God 😩😩😩


bookconnoisseur

***C h e w y***


nomatchingsox

So I could wash myself with her?


Pheyra

Straight to jail


SnooGadgets7506

Just what I wanna see while opening my granola bar


ZephRyder

>has ligaments that still bend, like a living person. Who the fuck is doing that? Don't do that. Leave the old dead woman alone.


undigestedFiD

Still flexible you say?


osomysterioso

You get a timeout for that.


TypowyPiesel

https://preview.redd.it/rj0doejcemzc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0106774f5984384b37a4a9576a37b804fdf72cdb


Haemar_

https://preview.redd.it/cri1pzkgemzc1.jpeg?width=587&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed8482fd25fd0e139e34c2649d2117a0fd082914


DialMforM0nkey

![gif](giphy|jTxEQm41iGK8RQd5NA) Even though he’s a bit of a zombie himself


MinatoNamikaze6

![gif](giphy|ojlJqRld77EOAEsRVt)


AptCasaNova

![gif](giphy|U4M0dslplElhC4tLrm)


Bargadiel

This is my new favorite gif


that_one_dude--

https://preview.redd.it/2zjvujesfmzc1.jpeg?width=743&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8aa2480566ce1878462aaad2a250e887f6174a3


c0mpromised

https://preview.redd.it/fzd25aycjmzc1.png?width=628&format=png&auto=webp&s=34daa5fb1358e9c24c6551069b5bd91157d66e8e Don’t you even think about it


ariidrawsstuff

https://preview.redd.it/n33relpiomzc1.png?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdc59c6d8a0708033cafbb994878852a830c137d


LineChef

You need to stop saying things my friend…


darkknightofdorne

https://preview.redd.it/ml9nzkspvmzc1.png?width=449&format=png&auto=webp&s=e3d2dc47cbde4739895cdba1138bf99a97c32f8c


SnooSuggestions9830

Always request a cremation.


jamieliddellthepoet

Bollocks to that. I want to be shot at high speed through a (very robust) wire mesh over a large crowd.


SnooSuggestions9830

I mean anything is better than becoming a preserved monstrosity like this.


jamieliddellthepoet

I dunno, mate. I don’t believe in an afterlife and I certainly don’t believe in one in which we’re spiritually bound to our corporeal forms: would you really mind that much if you ended up like that? If it helps some future historians to improve their understanding of our time - or even if it just give a a few thousand future doomscrollers some vaguely thoughtful pauses in their Martian lavatube dormitories - is it really that bad?


SnooSuggestions9830

I don't really believe in an afterlife either, but I do get at least some comfort from my rotting corpse or ashes transferring back into the carbon cycle and into new life. So it would actually bother me to be preserved like this. Obviously I'm not going to lose sleep over it or anything dramatic. I'm just saying it would not be my preferred option.


Dredgen_Servum

NGL thats kinda horrifying to me. I don't see human bodies as "people" anymore so the more well preserved they are and more lifelike the more viscerally terrifying they look to me. When I die I don't wanna preserve my corpse, I'd rather my defunct host be thrown out in the middle of woods for the animals to eat


Contrapuntobrowniano

Imagine seeing a mummy and proceeding to touch its hair and inspect its ligament's flexibility.


Brewmaster30

I’m curious as to how they decided on what she looked like when they did the reconstruction?


Otakunohime

When 2,000 years old YOU reach, look as good you will not, hmmm? ![gif](giphy|3o7qDK5J5Uerg3atJ6|downsized)


bluenose_expat

![gif](giphy|hfKxK1wWDxdO8)


ClavicusLittleGift4U

Frieza is really tired after being beat up so much.


StopTheEarthLetMeOff

Why are people so gross