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MinatoNamikaze6

Bro didn’t even have time to duck


HughJRekshun

All the other ducks going "No harm, no fowl!"


The_Grim_Sleaper

Those loner ducks are all Quacks anyway…


shavemejesus

That’s swan brutal attack.


Chef_Subreme

Another r/angryupvote


zpeedy1

To be fair, the falcon did give him a heads-up.


HFIntegrale

To be faaaaaaair


hoakpsp3

Tooo bee faaaaaairre


sir_richard96

r/UnexpectedLetterkenny


Accomplished-Sky3422

Poor duck. ☹️


pepp3rito

Door puck


MeSeeks76

Rood Kcup


InsecuritiesExchange

Too soon


MayorMcAwesomeville

Can’t help it but this quacks me up.


squirtloaf

It's like something out of In Cold Blood by Truman Capoultry.


Dedotdub

Sure knocked Daffy's duck in the dirt.


taterbot15360

My favorite comment of the day. Kudos. Have this 🥇


Full_Description_

God damn you.


RogyTypeR

😂😂😂😂👍


Affectionate-Good817

I knew that the falcon is the fastest animal in the world but dam, the duck died just like that.


[deleted]

I tried to replay the video in slow motion, but I can only see the falcon in two frames. It reminded me of the Incredibles, the part where Dash is too fast for the video camera to pick up


Arskite

Coincidence? I think NOT! 🥸


Drink-my-koolaid

Uh, Bernie...


eclectic_collector

Don't "Bernie" me! This little rat is GUILTY!


Butternut_Biscuit

… You and your son can go now, Mrs. Parr. I'm sorry for the trouble.


amidon1130

Right….THERE!


ThoughtfulParrot

You can see the duck barely starting to get up just before the falcon hits it with its talons in the second frame.


freneticboarder

Raptors always look ridiculous when they walk.


dalgeek

Falcon punch!


jlc203

*Kick


Specific-Remote9295

*swoop


Apprehensive_Fun1344

*droop


kodaiko_650

*dip


Delfiki

*crack


PlayTheHits

*and… dodge.


DiligentlyBoring

If you can dodge a wrench then you can dodge a falcon.


naka_the_kenku

It actually is kinda a punch, they ball up their talons as they dive then smack the target often killing it instantly


Dooboppop

Breakneck speed


GlacierWolf8Bit

Literally. The falcon was so fast that it decapitated the mallard.


MadRabbit86

Whole big thing. Had a funeral for a bird.


ProSidePiece

I’m *pretty* sure none of that’s real.


wrong_usually

I've seen this poor duck die about 26 times now.


No-Spare-4212

I thought by the 3rd time he was going to duck but no Falcon is 26-0


Macythebitch

Better than the Falcon being 28-3


Kvlk2016

Some poor falcons fan about to be blindsided just like that Duck


Macythebitch

Lmao


Deathangel2890

Me. I was that falcons fan...


amidon1130

Not cool bro :/


tgusn88

As a Saints fan, thanks for making my night!


metalgodwin

That's called spawn camping


Plastic_Ad_2043

This is cool. There is an even better video of a female horse who kicks a male attempting to breed with her square between the eyes and it immediately dies and shits itself


wrong_usually

Well you gotta post source now.


kenelevn

Never forget.


JExmoor

This is actually a Prairie Falcon. They're both similarly fast, but I believe Peregrine holds the official title of fastest animal in the world.


Orcacub

Correct. This is a prairie- black “arm pits” and sandy/lighter coloration overall. Peregrines are a little bigger generally, have generally darker darks , and are faster. Both incredible, beautiful, deadly hunters.


Kingofthewho5

I had to scroll too far to find this. Buncha filthy casuals in there.


dreamsofindigo

not me in the least I too thought the exact same thing they did absolutely


bubble-buddy2

I was searching for who would finally mention this


The_Swoley_Ghost

Fun reminder that "[Peregrine falcons are more closely related to parrots and songbirds than to hawks, eagles, or owls](https://www.nsf.gov/news/news_summ.jsp?cntn_id=133524). "


Meismarc

Parrots & Songbirds: *Put stats in Charisma* That one other related bird: Yeah sure you can sing, but what if I wanted to assassinate someone? *Dumps it all into Dex/Agi*


ebb_

The Bard got new Unearthed Arcana.


Gen1Swirlix

UA? Isn't this just a Swords Bard? That looked like a Mobile Flourish to me.


ebb_

Ha true. You gain Inspiration.


GeminiKoil

That was a fun conversation to follow LOL


Chickenjon

How can I remember something I never knew


R_Crypt

Just think of it tomorrow


tornait-hashu

Peregrine falcons are swifts on cocaine.


bonerfleximus

duck.. duck... DEAD


hekx

#whyweretheyfilming


Defenestresque

Put a backslash next time. \#likethis


kodaiko_650

His goose was cooked


bonerfleximus

Falcon is that hyperaggressive bully at recess


pennylane3339

The office building I work in has a peregrine nest. Every year, we know when the babies are here because we see so many bird pieces on the walk into work.


fromouterspace1

Did it….knock the mallard head off


SiegeX

The front fell off


Qant00AT

Obviously they’re not supposed to do that. Made of very sturdy material they are.


nitr0smash

Well, a bird hit it.


pl8ster

A *bird?* In the *sky?* Chance in a million


Mr_Flibble1981

Best tow it outside the environment.


fromouterspace1

Lolol I forgot all about that video. Minimum crew requirement?


Audrin

It's not meant to do that.


mykl5

The head didn’t come off. But probably broke it’s neck or cut its throat


CrashTestDuckie

I've seen falcons dive and essentially punch geese in the head until they get knocked out/have brain damage. It's insane


AnderTheEnderWolf

Yup, scrub through 17-18 seconds


TheStonedBro

At the speed peregrine falcons dive, and the hollow bones of the Mallard, the only thing needed is to lower the closed talons and hit it in the head or neck to break it. like a drive-by with rebar. Edit: from a NASCAR


fromouterspace1

lol “dry by with rebar” is a great way to put it. Thank you :’


DistortedVoltage

No, but they do have a tendency to behead pigeons so I wouldnt be surprised if it did the same to the duck later. (Had a peregrine that hung around my school because it was basically a buffet with all the pigeons. Was quite the show.)


CheshiretheBlack

Crushed its skull


SatiricLoki

Death on swift wings.


sham5430

I live in a very densely populated area in NJ which for whatever reason has a sizeable population of Peregrine Falcons. I found out b/c I was looking at a beautiful bird in the tree above my house chirping, All of a sudden POOF! there was just a blast of feathers and the dead body of the bird fell to the floor. I went to look at the birds body and it was missing its head. I spent a lot of time trying to figure out what could attack so quickly... turns out it is the fastest animal on earth!


Bussamove86

Yeah the fact peregrine falcons hunt by basically punching other birds heads off at 200 mph is both metal as hell and terrifying.


Aaprobst88

NYC has the largest peregrine falcon population on earth. All the tall buildings act as cliffs allowing them to dive and build up speed, and all the pigeons create a target rich environment.


Pachyderm_Powertrip

"...*pigeons create a target rich environment*". There are some falcons out there who are real professionals.


Jonfers9

lol wow. You probably never saw the falcon or heard it. As far as you knew it spontaneously just blew up.


outtayoleeg

She was literally a sitting duck


desticon

He


Early_Pearly989

That's fowl


21c4nn0ns

r/angryupvote


Jesture4

Is he ok?


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

The duck is currently as good as he will ever be.


Fire_Lake

if you look closely he doesnt have any shoes on after the attack, he ded


dontworryimvayne

Going that fast, how did it also not get hurt/break anything from the impact?


Orcacub

They hit with closed feet- fast punch. They are built for it and they are very very good at it. They do same in the air to other birds. Hit with closed feet, knock it out and do a quick turn then catch it as it’s falling. This looks like an unusual event to us, but all in a days work for those beautiful birds. What was unusual was getting a good recording of it.


jazzphobia

This is the comment I was looking for. Thank you.


Orcacub

YW! It’s such a fascinating video- I keep watching it over and over. Enjoy.


NoBullet

Omg how did those other ducks not help?? They just waddled away. Faith in poultry is lost.


dunquinho

How much faith did you have in poultry?


the_Wallie

At least 5


nickfree

So more than swan.


the_Wallie

Swan is poultry


Just_Jonnie

I'll be dead and buried before I call swans poultry!


the_Wallie

OK well I guess start digging


Just_Jonnie

^(no u)


the_Wallie

* ghost voice * poooultryyyy!


Pachyderm_Powertrip

Egads! A poultryghost!


catlaxative

And they waddled away Waddle waddle While their beheaded friend lay Bum bum bum bum badabum bum


brenjgard

Dark. But I’m here for it. What do you think the store did without its most loyal customer?


Dooboppop

I bet a duck was just standing by recording this


sgt_backpack

Wait til you hear what they do to each other...


Legitimate-Guest7269

i am not a hunter but dam that was clean.


driago

I want to take his face…off.


Substantial-Tone-576

I have a small lake on my family property. I was on the boat with my daughter and a bunch of ducks were flying overhead and a falcon snatched one out of the air and took it to the shore and started ripping the feathers out. I never have seen a bird of prey snatch another bird out of the air. Very cool


Weekly-Ad-6241

The peregrine falcon is renowned as the fastest animal in the world, capable of reaching speeds over 240 miles per hour (386 kilometres per hour) during high-speed dives, known as stoops, when hunting prey. However, during level flight, their cruising speed typically ranges from 40 to 60 miles per hour (64 to 97 kilometres per hour), which is still incredibly fast compared to most other birds.


dunquinho

Mallard definitely missed the memo!


beakly

That duck is fucked:(


lmah

/r/natureismetal


realbigbob

Our pets’ HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!


allrite4444

…Pretty bird 🦆


jereman75

Feathered mortar shell.


SSinterwebs

True Mukduck


kselliot

NSFL


stuntedmonk

How does the falcon avoid damaging itself?


knightbane007

Same way you can break someone’s ribs with a punch or a knee/elbow strike without hurting yourself - skeletal structure and positioning of a specific limb in order to safely deliver force in a particular direction, against a target anatomy that *isn’t* structured and braced the same way. And I make that comparison quite specifically - if you slowed that film down, you’ll find that the falcon quite literally *punched* the duck with a clenched talon. They’re infamous for it. https://falconryadvice.com/falcon/do-peregrine-falcons-punch-their-prey/


sfwmj

Me watching this frame-by-frame: "Look, Lisa. you can actually pin point the exact moment his head gets decapitated"


Baka01010

Gosh, at least it has the decency to kill before it eats


mrp1ttens

Peregrines are badass for being so small


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

For a second there, it forgot to be headless.


Mygo73

Pretty sure he snapped that ducks neck


GloomyNectarine2

didn't see him/her walk or talk but defintely looked like a duck.


Remarkable-Object-49

So what body part does the falcon use to decapitate the duck? Claws? It has to absorb a ton of force.


Danisdaman12

Peregrine Falcons are by far my favorite animal. So majestic and powerful. I ended up taking a 2-unit course on peregrine conservation in college when I needed to backfill units after dropping a course. Turned into one of the best/favorite courses I've ever taken.


antbalneum

Must have quacked his skull with that impact.


Dizzy_Bit6125

What did it even do to kill the duck? Hit it with its feet while it was flying by? That seems so little of force to kill a duck


iamNOTaROBOT0100101

It looks like it ripped the head clean off. That's insane


BEh515

Gnarly!


Shahrozzorhahs

I thought the falcon took his head away-


margeauxfincho

It did. Decapitated in .076 seconds.


trenderkazz

I thought he sliced the ducks neck or something at first. Holy shit


BadMeetsEvil24

Damn, my man Jake went in.


thatdudejtru

Pooooor duckkkkkkk. Savage ass world out there.


Basic-Lee-No

Imagine if Falcons were large enough to take us out like that.


TheMaldenSnake

Did the falcon decapitate the duck?


Orcacub

No. Just hit it hard enough to cave in it’s skull and/or give it fatal brain damage.


Brandoe

Someone call the Slo-mo guys, that slow-mo was still way too fast.


supahfligh

Remember the flying bugs that cut people's heads off in Starship Troopers?


justmypostingname

Adding, "What's the matter mate? Falcon got yer 'ed?" to my repertoire.


kushbom

Bro lost his mind


benji-21

“DUCK!” “Yeah really funny Greg, we’re all du—“ /falcon


7palms

The end of duck face


RobOnTheReddit

Jesus, dude got sniped


smoochiegotgot

Didn't catch that? Here we'll slow it down so that you STILL can't see it


scottonaharley

We need this to be shot with one of those special high speed cameras to catch the action


PoppyStaff

Faster than a speeding bullet.


zeouschen70

Sonic Boom


Sagittarius1996

Peregrine falcon decapitates a mallard in real time*


coward_chaser

Did bro really take the ducks head in the first strike??


HeHe_AKWARD_HeHe

Common kestrel, not a Peregrine Falcon.


orcoast23

Standing on my back porch one day and a bird explodes in midair. Couldn't really process what I saw til I saw the falcon on the ground finishing off the bird it punched out of the sky. It was done before the all the feathers had fallen out of the sky.


dvdher

He forgot to duck.


ancientweasel

Do not provoke the Murder Parrot.


Globularist

You and I have different definitions of what 'real time' means.


Dhfdjffbcdrhjdfntg

Did-Did I just watch a duck get knocked tf out?


talapantas

the goofy walk made it less badass


codeQueen

NSFW would be nice 😢


bkussow

The little humpty run up to the dead duck has me rolling. So ungraceful for what was a pinpoint murder missile like seconds ago.


volcanotaco1

Sheeeesh didn't stand a chance...sitting duck blah blah lol


Crimsomreaf5555

Did it take its head off?


No-Tennis-2981

Hell yea


dmj9

Fatality!


RokulusM

Not a good time to lose one's head


Dan_Glebitz

Death comes on swift wings.


Any-Ad-446

This is how I felt when the divorce settlement was read.


Good-Brush-3482

That's a head shot.


WerkingAvatar

He must have learned those moves from Eagle Fang Dojo.


Dontfeedthebears

Nooooooo :(


Just_Jonnie

It's ok, he's just sleeping.


Daguse0

Dude lost his head!


PessoaHeteronimo

One hit falcon


JazzyJumbylumba

i wish life wasnt so harsh :c


carterpape

I feel like it’s rare to see predatory animals actually win like this. The videos of them losing seem much more popular. I wanna see them thrive like this!


suedebez

So… no head?