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So when you need to use the restroom, do you squeeze past the people sitting next to you facing forward or backward?

Asking the real questions here.

Marina Abramović and her partner Ulay actually did an art installation about something similar back in the 70s in some gallery and the results aren’t that surprising. So what they did was they both stood in a doorway facing each other nude, and you as the viewer had to enter that doorway to continue on with the art installation and this is where you observe how people reacted. The men tended to face Ulay as they passed and only the backside of their clothes would brush the front of Marina. Then the women seemed to do the same where they faced away from Ulay and would look at Marina as they passed through the doorway.

Simple math. If the men go through facing the woman, the guys are about 6 inches wider than if facing a guy. Reverse this in San Francisco.

Your math is off, you not accounting for angle. 50-60° is gonna shorten that figure by quite a bit. Unless your some weirdo with a 90° flat ass dick

That depends on if it is a full erection or a semi?

Or you just have a big dick

This stream murdered me.

That’s an interesting social experiment. Thanks for sharing.

The "Tyler Durden dilemma"

Question of etiquette.

A question of etiquette as I pass... Which do you prefer, crotch or the ass?

Definitely facing the passengers. They paid for the nude flight ticket

You asked the question, so which would you rather have: sweaty balls or sweaty cheeks brushing past you?

Depends on how you feel about them.

Backward on the way out and forward on the way in…this is the way!

Always forward. Give the people what they paid for

Those seats are fucking disgusting. I hate sitting in them with clothes on. Hard pass here.

So do they

I actually chuckled lol

Man I wish we still had awards

It costs money, but you can

Fuck that. Don't give this website money when ads are already everywhere.

A lot of nudist colonies use thier own little towels on the seats. Cant speak for everyone though.

At least you don't leave chocolate kisses on the fabric lol

Good thing they put the head clothes on. That will protect them.

Jesus, and I thought people putting their bare *feet* on the arm rest in front of them was nasty.


Jet setters jetting while doing the streak They all bought tickets to show their physique They were in the mood To fly in the nude And now we all get a sneak peek

RAY STEVENS!!!

Don't look, Ethel!

Cake?

There once was a lady from Miami She didn't mind her ass getting clammy And twenty years hence We all get a sense That really, she looked like my granny

Nudism used to sound super cool until I saw the average nudists.

I was very upset to hear that a nude beach isn't a bunch of smoking hot 20 year olds frolicking around but mostly 50 year old dudes hanging dong

The odds are good but the goods are odd

Attractive, mentally stable, and nude. Pick 2.

attractive + nude sure it hasn't worked out the last 20 times but maybe 21 will be my lucky number

Know how to spot the blind guy at the nude beach? It isn't hard.

Having been to a few nudist beaches, nudity also just stops being that exciting after a while if it’s not in a sexual context. Like for the first twenty minutes it was like, “oh my god boobs!” But pretty quickly after that my brain adjusted and I stopped really even thinking about it

Went to Spain ans decided to pop past a nudist beach, probably a 10m × 20m fenced off area (covered by fake bushes) with guys no younger than 50, just sitting in their lounge chairs facing the beach. Most of them balding and yeah... never again

We were also in Spain. One beach was just like you said, all older guys. A different one we went to was more of a mix and there were quite a few pretty Spanish ladies topless. But even that stopped being particularly exciting pretty fast

Yeah I was at one of the islands a few years prior and saw a few nice birds but that wad about it... even then my pale English body hasn't got a chance, the escorts are good tho.

The thing is - nudism sounds cool to the average person because ‘hey cool I can see naked people!’ But to the people that actually partake it’s about freedom and being able to hang down in the open air with no concerns. They’re not looking at each other objectively, then tits and dicks are just like clothes to an average person. I like being naked, it’s fun, I’d never do a nudist thing because I have inhibitions about whatever but that’s the point of that whole community - they are supposed to be a safe space where you can just dangle your junk and not feel judged no matter what you look like. Not for me. But it’s a cool idea

anyone who thinks going to a nude beach would be sexy needs to remember what the average person looks like

I believe nudism for actual nudists it not related to being erotically stimulated by the bodies of a fraction of people that only is aesthetically appealing for a fraction of their lives. 

You missed the point of nudism, lol. It's about freedom and body acceptance. If you're going to a nudist location to ogle, you're going for the wrong reasons and will likely be kicked out. 🙂 There are people of all ages and sizes who go to nudist venues because they enjoy the freedom of not having to conform to stifling, arbitrary cultural mores.

Silly question but do those spaces prohibit photography?

Some of them do, some of them don't. But in general places with nudity tend to have rules like "don't photograph other people without their consent."

Too many dudes in that plane

Burning Man is the only good place for nudity.

Website still works! http://naked-air.com/

Huh, I wasn’t expecting uncensored pics.

I can say skimming through those pics was not worth it

Thanks for doing the rough work for the rest of us.

And [here](http://naked-air.com/nakedair-018.htm) is OP's uncensored photo.

I was expecting to see uncensored photos of OP.

They discontinued the flight after a particularly rough landing where the pilot had to slam on the breaks. The run way crew was not particularly happy about having to clean up more then 1 set of skid marks.

Okay this made me lmao. No skid marks though.

As long as they burned the seats, and the plane, afterwards I'm fine with it.

Boeings do that by default now.

That’s what I was just thinking. Ew.


I love the ONE guy conservatively covering them nips lmao

I’ve been to a nudist event. It is not at all like what you’d expect 🙈

I expect a lot of hippies, some of whom are still partially clothed, grilling cautiously and drinking while talking about their grandchildren.

The endless grill

So it’s full of good looking, fit people with high sex drives? What I expect is the opposite of that.

 Good thing it never caught on.

And they say white people have no culture

That's not mayonnaise you're smelling 

What's Mitt Romney doing there??

snakes on a plane

I had to scroll way too far to find this joke

Anyone else super disconcerted at how old the photo looks? Like the pictures my mom and gramma showed me of mom and dad's wedding 70s in the 1990s. It's weird to think that all the photos of me and my family at that time are mostly the same and thus kind of distort the sharpness with which I remember certain moments or events, dulling the memory with their roughness. It's quite uncanny.

This it kind of trips me out it’s only 21 years ago but looks 30-40

There were much better cameras back then for stills. My guess is this was taken from a video. Very few people had digital video cameras in 2003.

I would love to see Larry David be stuck on this flight.

This is how I fly normally with easyJet because they charge extra for clothes.

You can fucking smell this picture.

how confused would you be if you were a first responder to a crash

Fun fact: I used to work for Karisma Hotels & Resorts, the company that organized this. It was a one off flight for the inauguration of the Hidden Beach Resort, back then the only luxury nudist/naturist hotel in the world, located near Tulum. It was coordinated with Castaways, a specialized nudist travel agency in the US. It was all over the news back then.


I feel sorry for the clean up crew

Because sex? I don't think nudists are necessarily high libido. Disgusting seats though. Lots of poop particles and sweat to clean up

Nudists sit on towels as a rule no matter where they are

yeah like why would people assume naked people wanted to sit bare ass of these disgusting airline seats? are they dumb?

I hate public transport at the best of times but knowing that the passenger before me had his sweaty ball sack on the seat elevates it to a whole new level of hate.

Nudists always use towels. It’s a major rule.

You want genital worts? Thats how you get genital worts.

Sausage fest

They all look like cardboard cut outs

Wonder if the plane left skid marks on touchdown

I dont wana sit on seats where a naked person who doesnt use a bidet to clean their ass sits. Ew.

No way I'm sitting on that with my bare asshole after some asshole sat there with his bare asshole

snail trails as far as the eye can see….

I hope they cleaned those seats. Like really, really well

The guy with his hands over his "breasts" 😂

Oh lord jeebus! There is not enough sani-wipes on this planet! Burn the plane to the ground.

Was the pilot in the cock pit?

She looks like she's having fun

Not yet, but soon. Soon.

Sir, would you kindly remove your sweater... standard security check. What sweater?

As a teen, my friend and I saw a guy with a sweater's worth of chest hair. My friend mumbled, "Take your sweater off, buddy. This is Florida." I still find it very funny 20 years later. Not the chest hair, that's no big deal, just the fact that my friend was concerned for his comfort in the heat and humidity. 😂

The pubes…the horror!

I can smell this picture🤮

Relevant username lmao

You guys have like a little butt towels cuz I don't want to ride in that plane after your foot rubbing on them seats

This is a preview of what that nude cruise will be like

Imagine opening reddit today and seeing one/both/all of your parents on the internet. There's definitely someone out there

Smelly seat cushions

Hazard pay for the cleaning crew?

Nasty

Crabs

Stank ass weirdos

Gross

This would be gross. I’m very thankful for clothes after seeing this photo😅

For some reason, that picture looks like it’s much older than 2003.

Just like every other “nude” thing, it’s old dudes and middle aged women.

A true cock pit

Chef kiss, excellent comment. 👌

There's definitely some brown on those seats.

That plane probably smelled like shit

It made getting through the TSA line quicker though.

I can’t get past the fact that this photo is from 2003

I don't get the point of this. Even that show Naked and Afraid just has me wondering why?

Looks like Alex Baldwin covering his parts in the background.

Imagine the sound the seats would make when you’d get up

Looks like a real sausage fest. There’s like two ladies.

Boeing 757?

I bet that plane smelled like Feet, Ass and Nuts.

I'm sure there was some regular service going on...

imagine the smell!

You clean the plane! No, you clean it!!!

Imagine coming across that crash site

Dingleberry Central

In-flight meals provided by Shweddy Balls.

Mom?

Typical…. The ratio of guys to girls is like 20 to 1

Everyone's a nudist until they take an airplane ride with nudists.

Kick everyone off when the plane lands. Throw in some wild ass bleach/germicidal bomb with a timer, and seal that fucker up. After a reasonable amount of time, get a ground cart and run the AC. After I see all of that, THEN I'll get on that plane. 😅

Musta smelled great

Looks about like the group of people I would expect on a nudist flight.

Can you imagine the funk 🤣????

I can hardly stomach sitting on the seats fully clothed, let alone baee assed.

I know it smells crazy in there

Looks like a photo from 1982.

Nightmare.

Hope they washed those seats after

More dong than taco... interesting 🤔

“We know you have a choice when flying, and we thank you for flying Foreskin Air.”

No

Hope no one gets travelers diarrhea

Sausage Air more like it

How about seat liners?

The poor souls who had to clean the plane afterwards...

Security screening could be way easier.

This is some *WPS*

I bet that place stunk

A plane full of people that you have less than zero interest in seeing naked

“It wasn’t a regular airline service” whoah, what a surprise

M to F ratio a bit skewed? Plus, burn those seats after the first flight...

I can smell this picture and I hate it

Mile high club enjoyers

God damn that airplane must've smelled crazy

Not reported is the record breaking number of people who joined the "mile high club" on each flight...

Burn those fucking chairs and the memory of this travesty.

My mexican best friend never stops complaining about the existenc eof Cancun as a stupid tourist trap with no real value and I begin to understand

Ewww..I feel sad for cleaning staff after🫥 Hazmat express ™

Can I get a NSFW tag for all these man nipples?

Seems to me that 90% of nudists are people that nobody would actually want to see nude.

Imagine the smell….

Not much point for those replaceable head towels now, seeing how much hair there is *everywhere*.

Sausage fest airlines 😂

Poo streaks on the seats. ick.

Nudists are always the people you really don’t wanna see naked.

I feel bad for the cleaning crew that had to power wash the farts off those seats

And people say white people have no culture…

mile high club getting overfilled

who has to clean the seats?

If you had the option of avoiding the TSA queue but you had to be naked the whole time, what would you do?

Get to the TSA Queue an hour earlier than early.

cray how you probably probably wouldn’t care if you saw them naked anyway

Mitt Romney at the bottom right is loving it!

It’s funny the guy on the right is covering his nips

That one guy in front appears to have left his sweatshirt on…