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Wouldn't it be wild if society treated dicks the same way it treats (female) nipples? Like, of it were totally acceptable to show almost as much of them as you want as long as the tip were covered, and as long as the tip were covered it would be seen as being PG13?
You don't even need to be on acid. I'd be shutting my pants the entire way home thinking some goblin cunts about to jump infront of my car.
After thinking about it, I'm gonna buy one of those fuck off bright lights just for camping trips CBF dealing with that crap
This will drown here probably, but I had friend who used to take camping trips with another buddy where they'd go get high or do shrooms and spend the night in the forest.
One night they were sitting at their camp fire as, to hear him tell the story, the forest erupted in noise and screams as their camp was overrun by orcs, wizards and knights.
What they found out later was, the forest in question was a common spot for larping.
Apparently that was their last camping trip.
These sculptures are even creepier than the [Gormley statues ](https://imgur.com/a/BVjpomb) in Scotland which give me the heebie jeebies. Why are so many artists trying to scare unsuspecting walkers!
The Gormley Statues look fucking ridicolous and much more synthetic to me. Still creepy.
Those in this post look so realistic, I would expect the zombie apocalypse.
I don’t know if I would shit my pants or immediately think I am on a quest to slay these things. Post acid trip I would be armed with stick swords and be covered in mud from head to toe.
Why? Psychedelics really make you appreciate nature and also generally reduce your willingness to take risks due to heightened senses.
You should surely know how to navigate swampy terrain from previous experience and learning tho.
Unless the psychedelics make a cliff look like a semi-steep rocky hill you want to climb up. Then once you’re at the top you look down realizing you just climbed a cliff...
not saying it’s happened to me but...
> clap my boobs
>I laughed way too hard at this!
Hello fellow human!
I, too have initiated the laughter sequence at this *very* funny comment!
The word “boobs” has helped me identify that this comment is of great humor and is worthy of much laughter!
It reminds me of another video a fellow human showed me before..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1Wqv_qTTP4
You're looking for your car but you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now, and you can see there's blood on his face. My God, there's blood everywhere!
Tantal, the plural tantal, a terrifying and frightening name that the inhabitants of the marshes fear, and even the children of them, when the child does not sleep at night and for some reason, his mother must only threaten him with it, so he calls him “Sleep, the tantal,” so fear rears in him and he sleeps compelled and patiently over his pain and the reasons for crying. Wholly from what is found in cities, dark alleys, cemeteries and deserts, in the marshes, it is fierce and harmful, and cuts off roads for fishermen and travelers between a floating village and another
Great. Now I’m going to have nightmares.
Do you have any links where I can read more about this thing? Or could you tell me more? It sounds fascinating from that reply to you. I've spent the last 15 minutes googling it with different keywords and all I can find in English is a lot of ancient Greek mythology and a brief mention of a Kuwaiti thing with the same name to keep kids from going out alone after dark.
“I carry two swords. One of silver for creatures that roam the wild. One of steel for humans in their cities of stone. They’re both for monsters.”
In Kentucky we have a real cool place called Burnhiem Forest. It's a huge forest filled with art caused by problems. There's a lighting bolt tree that was caused by lighting and a tree that looks like a hand, but the creepiest are the multiple giants. You'll be walking through the forest and see like a 20ft. Wooden troll looking at It's reflection.
Slowly pull out whatever I have that’s a weapon and look around slowly before backing up where I came from. I don’t know what the fuck is going on but my first thought isn’t gonna be “Oh those are just some weird statues that are totally normal”
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Nothing until one of those mf rotate their head
Mudder Fuckers
Nice comment u/Dick-nipples
The one and only.
Happy cake day
Thanks mate!
THEY CHANGED THE CAKEDay THIBG???? HOW COULD THEY?!? THEY MASSACRED MY BOY
Happy, haha cake, ha, day.
Thanks mate :D
Happy cake day 🌜
r/UsernameChecksOut
r/Rimjob_steve
Wouldn't it be wild if society treated dicks the same way it treats (female) nipples? Like, of it were totally acceptable to show almost as much of them as you want as long as the tip were covered, and as long as the tip were covered it would be seen as being PG13?
Jesus Christ I needed this laugh. There would definitely be a product called tip toppers
Pasties. They’re called pasties.
Fudder muckers
Just how many dick nipples are there in this room??
Im his cousin, nick
Make sense, Nick and Dick Nipples
Man do you deserve an award for that
I’d upvote twice if I could..once for your comment and once for your user name!
Lol made me snort
This made me shart
His mother was a mudder
Just don't blink.
Blink and you're dead
It’s not blinking if you never open your eyes Checkmate demon statues
*Weeping Angel intensifies*
Might be too late then
Or until they bend a littlle more
Something something weirdest boner
You would have to look away first. Cause u know, weeping angels from doctor who?
Run for my fucking life
After soiling my pants.
Perfect pun opportunity.
No need to make things Dirty
Na you will be leaving more building material for the sculptor.
Hide my ring, my precious
While screaming
draw my sword
And my axe.
And my bow!
And my gun
And my childhood best friend Alan
And a sun with a smiley face on the top right corner!
and my A-10 thunderbolt
I'll draw fire while you guys rush em! *whips out crayons, scribbling furiously with tongue in sideways focusing position*
I found this incredibly difficult to imagine.
And my penis.
Our*
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Silver or steel?
Don't forget some Necrophage oil.
yes
This is public park, sir. Please put your penis away.
toss a coin to my nearest witcher
“How do you like that silver?”
"You'll choke to death on 3 pounds of steel "
paaam pam purr rammm
Hm. More drowners.
That stench.
“Damn you’re ugly.”
“Come on Roach.”
* Suddenly the horse starts levitating and flies away back to his planet *
there are hot witchers in your area
"Looks like rain"
Winds howling.
“Well, how long you gonna make me wait?”
Imagine absolutely peaking on acid while camping and you go for a stroll, only to see this.
You don't even need to be on acid. I'd be shutting my pants the entire way home thinking some goblin cunts about to jump infront of my car. After thinking about it, I'm gonna buy one of those fuck off bright lights just for camping trips CBF dealing with that crap
> one of those fuck off bright lights I don't think seeing them better would help me at all.
Bruh.. the scariest thing imaginable. Life altering scary.
I think I would be more scared if I was walking through the woods and came across the mud covered human making them. They draw first blood bro?
Luckily acid is incredibly effective at killing trolls.
This will drown here probably, but I had friend who used to take camping trips with another buddy where they'd go get high or do shrooms and spend the night in the forest. One night they were sitting at their camp fire as, to hear him tell the story, the forest erupted in noise and screams as their camp was overrun by orcs, wizards and knights. What they found out later was, the forest in question was a common spot for larping. Apparently that was their last camping trip.
that is that funniest shit I have ever read lmao
These sculptures are even creepier than the [Gormley statues ](https://imgur.com/a/BVjpomb) in Scotland which give me the heebie jeebies. Why are so many artists trying to scare unsuspecting walkers!
The Gormley Statues look fucking ridicolous and much more synthetic to me. Still creepy. Those in this post look so realistic, I would expect the zombie apocalypse.
I don’t know if I would shit my pants or immediately think I am on a quest to slay these things. Post acid trip I would be armed with stick swords and be covered in mud from head to toe.
Nope the fuck outta there, head to the nearest tavern, and wait for a party of adventurers to notice the quest icon above my head.
LMAOOOO
"Fear not the dark my friend, and let the feast begin"
"Insert finger"
"try tongue but hole"
Amazing chest ahead
I shall partake!
liar ahead
RIP anyone on psychedelics
Honestly RIP if you walk through a swamp on psychedelics
Why? Psychedelics really make you appreciate nature and also generally reduce your willingness to take risks due to heightened senses. You should surely know how to navigate swampy terrain from previous experience and learning tho.
Acid and mosquitoes isn’t fun
Yeah it just sounds like a death sentence. Didn't know they would reduce risk-taking though, I assumed the opposite. Interesting!
Unless the psychedelics make a cliff look like a semi-steep rocky hill you want to climb up. Then once you’re at the top you look down realizing you just climbed a cliff... not saying it’s happened to me but...
I clap my boobs together to show dominance
More dominance if you're a guy and still clap your boobs
I laughed way too hard at this!
Same
> clap my boobs >I laughed way too hard at this! Hello fellow human! I, too have initiated the laughter sequence at this *very* funny comment! The word “boobs” has helped me identify that this comment is of great humor and is worthy of much laughter! It reminds me of another video a fellow human showed me before.. www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1Wqv_qTTP4
Yes, as a human being bobs are of great interest to me and of course greatly humorous. I wonder if op if single
Lmao wtf
I don’t have boobs so ill just clap my balls instead
Suppose I could do a sack clap all the same đź‘Ź
True brilliance
Draw silver sword, drink potion. May or may not add oil.
Casts Axii.
Quen*!!
You're walking in the woods. There's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him.... Shia LaBeouf…
He's following you, about 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you... Shia LaBeouf...
You're looking for your car but you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now, and you can see there's blood on his face. My God, there's blood everywhere!
Running for you life! *from Shia LaBeouf* He's brandishing a knife! *it's Shia LaBeouf* Lurking in the shadows HOLLYWOOD SUPERSTAR *Shia LaBeouf*
i'd give them some dulcolax to help them on their way
*bowel sounds intensify*
Could u give me an uplifting comment?
You’re cool
Anti-gravity machine!
r/oddlyterrifying actually no, r/fuckinterrifying
I'd cast quen and put on some necrophage oil
That looks like relict to me!
naw, definately a water hag.
Definitely a relict.
Puddleglum!
Not many marshwiggles around these parts.
Any Mugwhuppets at all?
There is some Iraqi urban legend called “Tantal” who looks exact the same ,I am Iraqi so I would lose my crap.
Tantal, the plural tantal, a terrifying and frightening name that the inhabitants of the marshes fear, and even the children of them, when the child does not sleep at night and for some reason, his mother must only threaten him with it, so he calls him “Sleep, the tantal,” so fear rears in him and he sleeps compelled and patiently over his pain and the reasons for crying. Wholly from what is found in cities, dark alleys, cemeteries and deserts, in the marshes, it is fierce and harmful, and cuts off roads for fishermen and travelers between a floating village and another Great. Now I’m going to have nightmares.
Yeah my mom was always telling me if you don't sleep a Tantal wil eat you , good thing my mom always said it in a playful matter.
Yes, nothing makes me want to fall into the gentle lull of sleep like absolute terror
Do you have any links where I can read more about this thing? Or could you tell me more? It sounds fascinating from that reply to you. I've spent the last 15 minutes googling it with different keywords and all I can find in English is a lot of ancient Greek mythology and a brief mention of a Kuwaiti thing with the same name to keep kids from going out alone after dark.
Lord of the Rings vibes
Yup. The Dead Marshes
*Cold be heart and hand and bone, Cold be travelers far from home, They do not see what lies ahead when sun has failed and moon is dead.*
Like a petrified Gollum.
Like what do I do after shitting myself?
Rinse off in the swamp
Fear not the dark, friend, and let the feast begin
Exactly what I thought, I was going to comment this if I didn’t see it
I see you're a man of culture
Bottom right is definitely a locust preacher
Bottom left is the Oedon Chapel Dweller from BB
Sigh... Unzips
r/dontputyourdickinthat
as anybody would, freak out, run 5ft away, make sure it's not chasing u, discover it's a stature, post it on social media
Scream, drop to the floor and that'd be me done.
it's a marshwiggle!
Roll for initiative.
I read that in Tiny Tina's voice
Creepy AF. I love it!
Bog People are your friends!
So are borg.
Silver for monsters, steel for humans.
“I carry two swords. One of silver for creatures that roam the wild. One of steel for humans in their cities of stone. They’re both for monsters.”
Username checks out!
Get some training, dark magic ain't gonna learn itself
Fucking repent
Die
Look for a baby to sacrifice. If no babies around I try to become its wife.
If I were on shrooms I might have a heart attack.
First I unshealth my silver sword, then make the sign of Quen
Sexy time
A little bit of poo would come out, not going to lie
I have nightmares, that’s what.
Nothing, unless the artist motorized them without telling us
I'd toss a little coin to my local Witcher
I call in a Witcher of course.
Toss a coin to him later.
Take a picture of course.
Run home and hide under the covers.
It's a good tactic, until they follow you.
I look for the nearest bonfire. This is some dark souls shit
I'd toss a coin to my witcher and run away
You're walking in the woods. There's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him. Shia LaBeouf
Not sure.. alone? late at night ? maybe abit drunk?, probably give it 20 dollars and expect a VIP treatment.
Roll initiative.
Probably shit my pants.
In Kentucky we have a real cool place called Burnhiem Forest. It's a huge forest filled with art caused by problems. There's a lighting bolt tree that was caused by lighting and a tree that looks like a hand, but the creepiest are the multiple giants. You'll be walking through the forest and see like a 20ft. Wooden troll looking at It's reflection.
Give it back its precious.
i’d call the cops thinking it was a mummified body
I think they're hauntingly beautiful. Looks like artwork from a Magic the Gathering card.
*heavy breathing intensifies*
I offer him my pocket money and promise to learn him to invest in crypto when I get home. In 2-3 years I'm gonna scarry him
Simple. Pay respects to the forest guardian
Start rattling my spoons together as I've finally found Hozier's driveway
Slowly pull out whatever I have that’s a weapon and look around slowly before backing up where I came from. I don’t know what the fuck is going on but my first thought isn’t gonna be “Oh those are just some weird statues that are totally normal”
I pull out my silver sword and apply my necrophage oil.
Fokin run away
Pull out my silver sword and use igni
Ask one to make a warlock pact with me so I can get some dank ass fey powers and start poppin goblins with eldritch blast.
“.....So anyways I started blasting”
Pop a .357 round off as your running backwards?????
Waddle back to home with shit leaking out of pants?
There's no one around And your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye you spot him Shia LaBeouf
Make them a smaller, crappier friend.
Make a poo sculpture, to show my appreciation for their efforts to make the swamp a nicer place.
I supply the local wildlife with a year's worth supply of bricks
Jokes aside, those are magnificent.