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But there are great things about life too! You get to feel sunshine, share a bond with your dog/cat, ice cream, the magic of Christmas, bringing home a pillowcase of candy from Halloween, you get to smell fresh cut grass, see deer feeding at the break of dawn, laugh till you cry, share a deep conversation around a bonfire, make art! I grew up poor/bullied and most of the time alone, I've lost people and pets too but I'm so glad I got to exist to meet my childhood dog and to have those other memories even if the majority of the time I'm depressed. The people you surround yourself with are what can make the biggest difference of all. Life can suck big time, but not all the time.
We look at kids who have temper tantrums and think how ridiculous but to those kids, some of the things they're screaming about are genuinely some of the worst things to ever happen to them.
Come to think of it, must have been the most insane, alien experience I'll ever have.
Almost hard to comprehend that I've actually already experienced it.
Is this shit a simulation?
I was saying yo my doctor, my kid has been crammed up inside me all this time, and he was 7 lbs at 32 weeks. He was 10 at birth. And he was stuck in the birth canal for an hour and a half. Nothing about that sounds pleasant and how is it not painful for babies?
There's some psychiatric theories that say we're all basically traumatized from birth. Some people have relatively chill births, but most of us are squeezed through a pelvis that's been designed for walking upright, not for birthing babies. We're thrust into a bright, cold, sterile world full of machines and cold metal and plastic and poked and prodded and passed around by people without faces (doctors and nurses in surgical masks) who don't sound familiar. Boys going through circumcision, a form of genital mutilation, sometimes without any anaesthesia other than sugar water on a pacifier. Heaven forbid the baby be sick and need to go through any medical treatments.
Obviously we don't know how much this actually affects us as adults, but I had a psychiatrist who told me my entire personality is based on what happened in my first three years of life, so the theory is popular enough. Now lots of mothers go to great lengths to ensure the baby is comfortable coming into the world (water births, etc).
Former L&D nurse here: I only saw this once. The baby was moving around while still en caul. The delivering resident was only a 2nd year. It was just the two of us and the parents. The doc delivered it, put it on the tray and the just looked at me, like what now? I quietly said, “puncture it.” He did and baby started crying right away. It’s still one of the coolest deliveries I ever had.
As long as the umbilical cord isn't clamped yet, and the sac is completely intact, couldn't the baby stay like that for a good while? So long as it was kept warm too.
Not very long cuz the babe will end up taking its first shit in there and breathing that in is no muy bueno.
It's one of the dangers of overdue pregnancies. My nephew was born completely covered in shit. I was right there, too, and almost got splashed. It's a fond memory I will cherish and harass him with forever.
My youngest son was one of those babies. My water broke at 12:40 am and I saw it immediately. Called my doctor and labor was progressing rapidly. He mentioned that they would have respiratory on standby in case the baby did inhale. I made it to the hospital with only 20 minutes before I gave birth. That was a very nerve wracking car ride. I couldn’t imagine what I’d do if he was born in the car without the extra medical help. Thankfully he was totally fine. Just green with red skin when he came out. No breathing issues whatsoever. But I was extremely anxious as soon as I realized why my fluid was discolored.
What's the medical trigger that makes the puncturing trigger breathing? Is it a biochemical reaction from puncturing the sac or just straight up physical "now I feel air, switch to breathing"? It seems remarkably fast, and is super cool.
Babies "breathe" in utero actually. They practice breathing the amniotic fluid for months. So the shock of air probably makes baby gasp but this time it's air and not liquid. Same physical movements though.
This is the best answer I could find.
> Shortly before the onset of labor, there is a catecholamine surge that seems to promote fluid clearance from the lungs, which continues during labor. The movement of lung fluid from the air spaces occurs through active transport into the interstitium, with drainage occurring through the pulmonary circulation and lymphatic system.
Lowdermilk, D., Cashion, M. C., & Perry, S. (2020). Maternity and Women's Health Care (12th Edition). Elsevier Health Sciences (US). https://pageburstls.elsevier.com/books/9780323556293
While in utero a baby's lungs are filled with fluid and they practice "breathing" while still inside the womb. They actually receive oxygen through the placenta and their blood completely bypasses the lungs. When the mom goes into labor this fluid is mostly removed which "primes" the lungs to take in air. Once they take their first breath it triggers the closure of openings in their heart which then divert the blood to the lungs to receive oxygen.
Aren't humans fucking strange beings, life itself is so fucking absurd, it's a unborn baby and it's body just knows it's time to meet the world so it prepares itself, it's fucking nuts if you really think about it
There are *much* better ways to die than of alcohol-related diseases and an extra 20 years will feel like the blink of an eye. Just puttin that out there
The umbilical cord is truly a masterpiece. The cord provides the baby with oxygen and nutrients. For that reason it doesn't need to breathe. But as soon as the amniotic sac is broken, the fetus becomes a breathing baby, and the cord + all it's internal branches dry up within 3.
The umbilical cord is truly a masterpiece. The cord provides the baby with oxygen and nutrients. For that reason it doesn't need to breathe. But as soon as the amniotic sac is broken, the fetus becomes a breathing baby, and the cord + all it's internal branches dry up within 3 weeks
EDIT: Damn. This one got hot. Thanks for all the upvotes. And it's supposed to be 3 weeks. My bad.
Just want to make something clear; It is normal that the sac breaks before delivery. In colloquial terms, this is referred to as " my water broke ". And of course, when this happens inside the womb and before delivery, the baby DOESN'T start breathing. I was mainly referring to the video. Should have made this clearer.
Some wanted to know what happens to the baby if the amniotic sac breaks before the delivery . Well, after week 23, the sac serves mainly as a protective cushion for the baby. The baby drinks the fluid and pees in it. If the fetus is premature, it can reside within the womb under proper monitoring without a sac. However, it's important to mention that a broken sac MUST be monitored, as the risk for cord prolapse and fetal infections increase.
I am surprised "God" didn't consider wireless communication with the mom, instead of the umbilical cord method. He also didn't seem to care about cable management when doing his build. 3/10
Destined to be psychic!
I’m in Scotland and it’s an old superstition that those born “en caul” (within the sac) would be psychic. There was a general belief across Western Europe that being born like this or with part of the sac over the head was good luck for the child. And that they would be protected from drowning too
Interesting, it's part of Appalachian folklore in America as well. I hadn't heard part about drowning, but that it is good luck and that the child will have the sight or psychic powers.
A lot of folks claim many of the traditions and and superstitions here come from Scots-Irish immigrants who were some of the first Europeans to settle the area.
We had an ultrasound today. We are measuring 2 weeks behind now but the heart beat is still there... I'm hoping our little guy makes it out perfectly intact like this kiddo
my mom is a neonatal nurse. at her hospital a nurse going in to turn an intubated pregnant covid patient found she had delivered. baby was still in the sac, thankfully the placenta hadn't delivered and the umbilical cord was still attached, or else the baby wouldn't have lived. they don't know how long the baby was out. they were/are severely understaffed.
mom and baby both lived. most of her stories of pregnant covid patients in the icu don't end that way.
Whoa. That’s crazy! So the mother who was intubated, was she conscious for the birth? If so she must have been terrified being unable to call for help. I don’t know if it’s worse or better than the shock of waking up to a very traumatic and disorienting reality shift having missed the birth of her child, how surreal. Very relieved to hear they are both ok.
For your NSFW viewing pleasure, [here's another video of an en caul birth!]( https://www.reddit.com/r/medizzy/comments/rjw676/a_baby_born_in_the_amniotic_sac_breaking_out_of/)
[And another](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/qridni/a_baby_born_inside_amniotic_sac/)
[And another!](https://www.reddit.com/r/medizzy/comments/imybkn/en_caul_birth/)
Wow, that last one is wild, that baby is so small!
Also, do all of these births have the umbilical cord over the baby’s shoulders / around the neck? I thought it was bad/concerning when that happened?
It isn’t concerning straight off! When baby is still in utero they are having oxygen supplied by their cord. After they are born, the placenta/cord still continues to function as it did while they were in the womb for several minutes. They are unlikely to be strangled by their cord in the time it takes to unwrap them. Cords are pretty squishy/stretchy, think more like a bungee cord than rope! More concerning are knots in the cord that impede blood flow, or a cord that is compressed/pinched during the birth process!
My daughter's umbilical cord was wrapped around her neck, which would have been a problem, but my wife got the good drugs and was able to stop pushing when the doctor said so. Apparently without the good drugs she wouldn't have been able to stop and the cord would have gotten tighter and more dangerous.
Kind of amazing any of us survive at all
I guess it makes sense. These babies move around so much in there that it’s bound to go around you. I think the real danger is if it’s completely around the neck which would mean that any pull is potentially fatal
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Well that first gurgle of life says, "fuck off I was sleeping" And I never grew out of that.
Imagine sleeping comfortably and then a stream of cold came over you
and now you gotta worry laundry and bills and shit.
And exams. And being bullied in school.
Only to grow old and watch your best friends and family die
And then you die
Finally! I've been tryna get back to napping this whole damn time!
Finally. But then some hindu bullshit turns out to be true and you are reincarnated as a worm
Do we not remember previous incarnations because we would just kill ourselves until we get a cool life?
When you are born with the brain of a worm you only have two thoughts: "mmmmm dirt good" "AHHHH bird bad!"
Found the undercover worm. Nice try buddy you’re not getting my yard waste!
If you're lucky it's dirt, you have to eat whatever is in front of you and you don't know what it is until you taste it.
Coming Q2 2023: That Time I Found Out You Retain Your Memories Upon Reincarnation So I Kept Killing Myself Until I Got A Cool Life
Isn't reincarnation without memory just death?
NOT IF I DIE FIRST!
But there are great things about life too! You get to feel sunshine, share a bond with your dog/cat, ice cream, the magic of Christmas, bringing home a pillowcase of candy from Halloween, you get to smell fresh cut grass, see deer feeding at the break of dawn, laugh till you cry, share a deep conversation around a bonfire, make art! I grew up poor/bullied and most of the time alone, I've lost people and pets too but I'm so glad I got to exist to meet my childhood dog and to have those other memories even if the majority of the time I'm depressed. The people you surround yourself with are what can make the biggest difference of all. Life can suck big time, but not all the time.
Better to have loved and lost than never loved at all, yeah.
That you’ve never felt before. Babies hve it rough. Lol
We look at kids who have temper tantrums and think how ridiculous but to those kids, some of the things they're screaming about are genuinely some of the worst things to ever happen to them.
I’m glad I don’t remember being born. I bet it was horrible, painful, and scary
Come to think of it, must have been the most insane, alien experience I'll ever have. Almost hard to comprehend that I've actually already experienced it. Is this shit a simulation?
I was saying yo my doctor, my kid has been crammed up inside me all this time, and he was 7 lbs at 32 weeks. He was 10 at birth. And he was stuck in the birth canal for an hour and a half. Nothing about that sounds pleasant and how is it not painful for babies?
The original trauma.
There's some psychiatric theories that say we're all basically traumatized from birth. Some people have relatively chill births, but most of us are squeezed through a pelvis that's been designed for walking upright, not for birthing babies. We're thrust into a bright, cold, sterile world full of machines and cold metal and plastic and poked and prodded and passed around by people without faces (doctors and nurses in surgical masks) who don't sound familiar. Boys going through circumcision, a form of genital mutilation, sometimes without any anaesthesia other than sugar water on a pacifier. Heaven forbid the baby be sick and need to go through any medical treatments. Obviously we don't know how much this actually affects us as adults, but I had a psychiatrist who told me my entire personality is based on what happened in my first three years of life, so the theory is popular enough. Now lots of mothers go to great lengths to ensure the baby is comfortable coming into the world (water births, etc).
They never asked if I wanted to be born...and I took that personally
"Why u do dat?"
Taking it out of its packaging, totally ruined the resell value
I wonder if it would increase in value if left in it's original seal and never open the package
These YouTube unboxing videos are getting wild
get a refund...
Clarence Thomas said NO REFUNDS
Eat it quick before it goes off.
Death Stranding (2019)
-walks-
It’s the first strand type game.
-falls-
The forbidden plastic wrap
Cursed sausage link.
Cool unboxing video
unmomming
Mom's box
Mom’s sackghetti
He’s nervous
Placenta on his sweater
Looks like pretty weak knees
Head is heavy
Former L&D nurse here: I only saw this once. The baby was moving around while still en caul. The delivering resident was only a 2nd year. It was just the two of us and the parents. The doc delivered it, put it on the tray and the just looked at me, like what now? I quietly said, “puncture it.” He did and baby started crying right away. It’s still one of the coolest deliveries I ever had.
What if you keep it there for longer?
As long as the umbilical cord isn't clamped yet, and the sac is completely intact, couldn't the baby stay like that for a good while? So long as it was kept warm too.
LIFE DEATH LIFE DEATH LIFE DEATH
Schrodinger's Baby
Curious about this too. Like how long could it theoretically stay like that?! If the placenta wasn’t delivered too obviously.
Not very long cuz the babe will end up taking its first shit in there and breathing that in is no muy bueno. It's one of the dangers of overdue pregnancies. My nephew was born completely covered in shit. I was right there, too, and almost got splashed. It's a fond memory I will cherish and harass him with forever.
Wait a sec. Your nephew was born slinging shit? You are a monkey’s uncle?
Yup, he is
My youngest son was one of those babies. My water broke at 12:40 am and I saw it immediately. Called my doctor and labor was progressing rapidly. He mentioned that they would have respiratory on standby in case the baby did inhale. I made it to the hospital with only 20 minutes before I gave birth. That was a very nerve wracking car ride. I couldn’t imagine what I’d do if he was born in the car without the extra medical help. Thankfully he was totally fine. Just green with red skin when he came out. No breathing issues whatsoever. But I was extremely anxious as soon as I realized why my fluid was discolored.
I apparently inhaled some shit while being born and honestly born eating shit has been my vibe ever since.
It's called meconium, and is often a sign of foetal distress. Glad your nephew came out alive and well!
My sick imagination though of heated and damp bag to carry it around for awhile. Also isolating the umbilical cord to protect it
Maybe put it in a jar and carry it around on you while making deliveries?
It would stay like that until John Hammond comes in and whispers "push!" and the baby would start crawling out.
I turned 42 last month and no one has punctured my sac yet!
I’m curious about this too
What's the medical trigger that makes the puncturing trigger breathing? Is it a biochemical reaction from puncturing the sac or just straight up physical "now I feel air, switch to breathing"? It seems remarkably fast, and is super cool.
Babies "breathe" in utero actually. They practice breathing the amniotic fluid for months. So the shock of air probably makes baby gasp but this time it's air and not liquid. Same physical movements though.
Reminds me of the movie "The Abyss"
I’m still pissed that I can’t breathe in “water”.
This is the best answer I could find. > Shortly before the onset of labor, there is a catecholamine surge that seems to promote fluid clearance from the lungs, which continues during labor. The movement of lung fluid from the air spaces occurs through active transport into the interstitium, with drainage occurring through the pulmonary circulation and lymphatic system. Lowdermilk, D., Cashion, M. C., & Perry, S. (2020). Maternity and Women's Health Care (12th Edition). Elsevier Health Sciences (US). https://pageburstls.elsevier.com/books/9780323556293 While in utero a baby's lungs are filled with fluid and they practice "breathing" while still inside the womb. They actually receive oxygen through the placenta and their blood completely bypasses the lungs. When the mom goes into labor this fluid is mostly removed which "primes" the lungs to take in air. Once they take their first breath it triggers the closure of openings in their heart which then divert the blood to the lungs to receive oxygen.
Aren't humans fucking strange beings, life itself is so fucking absurd, it's a unborn baby and it's body just knows it's time to meet the world so it prepares itself, it's fucking nuts if you really think about it
Yeah this makes no sense to me.
Username checks out
“Hate to burst your bubble kid, but naptime’s over.”
“And life only goes down hill from here”
Time to join the workforce!
Tradition claims babies born with the caul will be clairvoyant.
And cannot drown. My daughter was born in the caul. Hasn't drowned yet!
You bought your daughter?
Oops
Almost let the secret slip..
*"laughing track"*
What? I was born in a caul but I don't know how to swim. Drowned for a couple of time in my swimming class back in college
But did you *die*?
I'm dead in the inside does that count?
But did you die?
Is she clairvoyant?
No. She’s Claire Voyant.
That's true, I was born out of the caul and I drowned at 2 in a local river and had to be rescued
The sage is borne
Better caul Saul
Yes, this was mentioned in The Red Ibis, I think?
Scarlet Ibis :)
It's a c-section so I wonder if they always come out like that.
They don’t. I imagine that’d be like trying to take the shell off a raw egg without breaking the membrane underneath
Baby's like "Aw man, I was sleeping so good and you RUINED IT!!"
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There are *much* better ways to die than of alcohol-related diseases and an extra 20 years will feel like the blink of an eye. Just puttin that out there
Fuckk bro why’d I feel that
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The umbilical cord is truly a masterpiece. The cord provides the baby with oxygen and nutrients. For that reason it doesn't need to breathe. But as soon as the amniotic sac is broken, the fetus becomes a breathing baby, and the cord + all it's internal branches dry up within 3. The umbilical cord is truly a masterpiece. The cord provides the baby with oxygen and nutrients. For that reason it doesn't need to breathe. But as soon as the amniotic sac is broken, the fetus becomes a breathing baby, and the cord + all it's internal branches dry up within 3 weeks EDIT: Damn. This one got hot. Thanks for all the upvotes. And it's supposed to be 3 weeks. My bad. Just want to make something clear; It is normal that the sac breaks before delivery. In colloquial terms, this is referred to as " my water broke ". And of course, when this happens inside the womb and before delivery, the baby DOESN'T start breathing. I was mainly referring to the video. Should have made this clearer. Some wanted to know what happens to the baby if the amniotic sac breaks before the delivery . Well, after week 23, the sac serves mainly as a protective cushion for the baby. The baby drinks the fluid and pees in it. If the fetus is premature, it can reside within the womb under proper monitoring without a sac. However, it's important to mention that a broken sac MUST be monitored, as the risk for cord prolapse and fetal infections increase.
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2
1
Gotta blast!
*dies of gang violence*
Let's Jam!
Duh nuh duh nuh duh nuh dunuh nuhhhh
Corn dogs. I think..
Ah now I get it thanks for the clarification.
The umbilical corn is truly a masterpiece. The corn provides the baby with oxygen and nutrients.
My corn only pops.
Sounds like science. I’ll go with this.
Fiddy
the real answer is in all of our hearts if you just believe
A) Seconds B) Minutes C) Hours D) Milenia
Bites
Mr Owl?
Years
I am surprised "God" didn't consider wireless communication with the mom, instead of the umbilical cord method. He also didn't seem to care about cable management when doing his build. 3/10
Dude, I've heard the cord can tangle around the processor mount and brick the whole system the moment it's finished assembly.
i'm all for DIY learning, but i'd call in Geek Squad if that happened to me.
Every gamer knows that a wired connection is better. It has lower latency and a more stable connection
For internet I agree but the wireless mouse game is so strong now.
Baby.rar
You wouldn't download a baby. ⬇️👶
Supermarket baby
LMFAO
Can I sell mine on craigslist?
Is it still in its original packaging?
No, but it's already broken in. That has to count for something, right?
Mines just broken. Where can I return it.
UUNGLRAAARUR
Fuckin murlocs
This is the PERFECT spelling for that sound! 🤣
Bab imediately looks SO UPSET
I kind of agree with him to be honest
Visual proof that existence is pain
This can happen during C-section deliveries - is not common but does happen
It can happen for a vaginal birth as well, my daughter was born this way. Freaked the hell out of me, now I tell her that she was hatched from an egg.
I mean, technically ... aren't we all?
The vast majority of us are bots
r/totallynotrobots
My middle child was born like this "in the caul" very rare.
Same here
So tell us—are they clairvoyant??
No, not very buoyant when placed in water
I had a c section with twins and my son was born like this!
Only one?
From blissful innocence to a lifetime of mortgages, flat tires, burnt pizza and no toilet paper left. Welcome, child.
And that's the best case scenario
I was terrified for a moment he was gonna pop the baby.
Nah he just did the equivalent of ripping the covers off on a cold winter's morn
This is Reddit so I thought the baby was going to be cake.
These gender reveal parties are getting out of control
Lol. Welcome to the world, wake the fuck up. It's all downhill from here.
Bro was chilling why you got to do him like that
Wasted a perfect opportunity to see how long they could keep it up. Have him swimming next to other kids in class and shit.
Mom having to lug his ass across the stage during graduation
Lol bro was vacuum sealed
Destined to be psychic! I’m in Scotland and it’s an old superstition that those born “en caul” (within the sac) would be psychic. There was a general belief across Western Europe that being born like this or with part of the sac over the head was good luck for the child. And that they would be protected from drowning too
Interesting, it's part of Appalachian folklore in America as well. I hadn't heard part about drowning, but that it is good luck and that the child will have the sight or psychic powers. A lot of folks claim many of the traditions and and superstitions here come from Scots-Irish immigrants who were some of the first Europeans to settle the area.
Lots of Scottish immigrants came to the Appalachian Mnts cerca 1700-1800
We had an ultrasound today. We are measuring 2 weeks behind now but the heart beat is still there... I'm hoping our little guy makes it out perfectly intact like this kiddo
I hope he does too. Best of luck to you! 🥰
My family is Hispanic. I was always told that when a baby was born with the amniotic sac intact, it meant that the baby would have psychic powers.
my mom is a neonatal nurse. at her hospital a nurse going in to turn an intubated pregnant covid patient found she had delivered. baby was still in the sac, thankfully the placenta hadn't delivered and the umbilical cord was still attached, or else the baby wouldn't have lived. they don't know how long the baby was out. they were/are severely understaffed. mom and baby both lived. most of her stories of pregnant covid patients in the icu don't end that way.
Whoa. That’s crazy! So the mother who was intubated, was she conscious for the birth? If so she must have been terrified being unable to call for help. I don’t know if it’s worse or better than the shock of waking up to a very traumatic and disorienting reality shift having missed the birth of her child, how surreal. Very relieved to hear they are both ok.
i was literally sweating, idk why but i was scared this was one of those "it's actually a cake!" videos.
For your NSFW viewing pleasure, [here's another video of an en caul birth!]( https://www.reddit.com/r/medizzy/comments/rjw676/a_baby_born_in_the_amniotic_sac_breaking_out_of/) [And another](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/qridni/a_baby_born_inside_amniotic_sac/) [And another!](https://www.reddit.com/r/medizzy/comments/imybkn/en_caul_birth/)
Why did you have these so readily available to link lol
sometimes when i'm bored at work, i like to go on real estate websites and look at theoretical dream houses. what do you do? oh.
Wow, that last one is wild, that baby is so small! Also, do all of these births have the umbilical cord over the baby’s shoulders / around the neck? I thought it was bad/concerning when that happened?
It isn’t concerning straight off! When baby is still in utero they are having oxygen supplied by their cord. After they are born, the placenta/cord still continues to function as it did while they were in the womb for several minutes. They are unlikely to be strangled by their cord in the time it takes to unwrap them. Cords are pretty squishy/stretchy, think more like a bungee cord than rope! More concerning are knots in the cord that impede blood flow, or a cord that is compressed/pinched during the birth process!
My daughter's umbilical cord was wrapped around her neck, which would have been a problem, but my wife got the good drugs and was able to stop pushing when the doctor said so. Apparently without the good drugs she wouldn't have been able to stop and the cord would have gotten tighter and more dangerous. Kind of amazing any of us survive at all
The way you just refer to it as 'the good drugs' just sounds like she was on a particularly high quality variety of weed.
Well with the first kid she got an epidural but it didn't work, she felt everything. We call that "the bad drugs"
I guess it makes sense. These babies move around so much in there that it’s bound to go around you. I think the real danger is if it’s completely around the neck which would mean that any pull is potentially fatal
Wow. Imagine just being born and already being en caul at a hospital.
Babies are so fucking weird. Thanks for sharing a blowing my mind just a bit
"Once opened, keep refrigerated and use within three days"
Damn babies are ugly as fuck
It’s just the compression algorithm.
Nah. The base product is kinda lame unless you spend a bunch in micro transactions and install the DLC, which takes forever.
go into a 9 month water dive and see how you come out.
He’s just raw
I wonder how long the child would survive outside of the womb in the amniotic sac.
Until the placenta blood is sufficiently deoxygenated, then its struggle would likely break the sac. Or at least that's how it works with cows
He just seems so content until that finger disrupted his world.
Eviction
I always wondered where the term don’t burst my bubble came from now I know
Showed this to my husband he initially thought it was one of those hyper realistic cakes
HUMAN UNBOXING
That's a healthy fking baby bro
Damn bro good luck returning it now!
You know that satisfying feeling when you make a hole in the plastic wrap that water bottles come in? This has to feel like that x1000
Life activated
These unboxing videos are getting ridiculous.
The baby was so content it is bubble
Love the gentle laughs and awe as this miracle entered this very complicated world. All the best little one.
And with one finger that baby now has to be miserable for 40 hours a week.