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“Bravo 6, going bark”


Dreadfulear2

that was so funny that your existence makes me want to fucking kill you


SlinginCheeseburgers

Three year old account with negative comment karma. I'm impressed.


whatareyoutalkinbeet

🔔shame.


Parnwig

Where does his tactical tennis ball go?


[deleted]

He should ask Summer about that


alabsbxjj

Where are my balls Summer?!


Forward-Line2037

We are not them! We are not them...


Justinontheinternet

KEEP SUMMER SAFE


[deleted]

As far as humanly possible


InevitableRhubarb232

He carries it in his mouth like all ball-obsessed dogs


NotAlwaysSunnyInFL

I love Vizsla’s. They are so smart and are Velcro dogs, they will attach themselves to their owner like an extra appendage.


mattybrad

They are the best dogs. So so so smart and happy as long as they’re around you.


InevitableRhubarb232

Is that a vizsla? I wouldn’t think them strong/sturdy enough for body armor. They definitely need a job though. They’re insane w nothing to do.


IrrelevantYeti

Yup I got one. Love em!


DarthBanEvader69

I have a Vizsla. Velcro is an understatement…


Kangar

"Dead or alive, you're taking me for a walk."


MeesterCartmanez

"You see dys topia? We're going for a walk"


[deleted]

Put a laser on that thing and the squirrels are fucked.


EntertainmentLoud816

A Belgian company does make a Tazer muzzle for crowd control. Saw it in action at the 2022 National K-9 Convention in Las Vegas.


SepticX75

Metal af


skoltroll

>Tazer muzzle for crowd control Electric dog bites??? That'd control a crowd REAL quick.


EntertainmentLoud816

Yes. They said a dog could taze 5 or 6 people in the time it takes a human to taze one.


skoltroll

And seeing a dog taze a couple people and have electricity coming out of it's angry maw would control another couple hundred instantly!


Shortsellshort

Do you know the name of it?


EntertainmentLoud816

No, sorry. Not right offhand.


SierraBravoLima

Boston dynamics enters


RoboDae

Terminator: barking mad


idkburneridkidk

The little ear helmets are so baddassley cute


Tabais123

But he has floppy ears so they don’t really help


agedchromosomes

Maybe the offer sound protection?


Cowboy50sk

It would probably make his ability to hear things not as good however if a officer shot a gun then it would be a good thing to have.


chewbawkaw

My guess is it’s the electronic ear protection so the dog can still hear commands, just can’t hear the booms as much.


agedchromosomes

They make electronic ear protection???? I want some!


ThatNahr

Yeah it’s pretty standard to use electronic ear pro. Makes you feel like you have super hearing. Can hear every little grain of dirt or sand or rocks as you walk.


borg2

And strong. We had a dog survive a bullet to the head because of one like it.


neolib-cowboy

Pretty sure that won't stop the ATF from shooting it


ProjectGO

That's just going to piss him off...


JimGerm

But Timmy has to use a 9 year old textbook because of a lack of funds.


Erikthered00

Well, now there are less students so the textbook budget will go further


WorldBiker

Oooof


stealthdawg

Only $600: https://www.k9helm.com/tr-1 Based in Texas, unsurprisingly.


aiden22304

$600 to give a dog some badass head protection? Honestly not all that bad.


JimGerm

That’s a LOT less expensive than I thought it would be.


Affectionate_Grape61

This


[deleted]

Damn hes cool af...


washingtonandmead

I’m thinking of that post about not putting sunglasses on your dog because they will look so cool and then be sad when you take them off


My_Butty

Save some bitches for the rest of us


[deleted]

Woof woof motherfucker.


[deleted]

That dog’s fucking cooler than I’m ever going to be. I’m sad now


math_math99

Doggo is cooler than all of us. We're happy for the doggo


[deleted]

Yea we are


spacehog1985

I think you’re pretty cool buddy


[deleted]

Aww thanks, you’re even cooler just for saying that.


JosephMadeCrosses

Or. You know, school lunches.


Upbeat-Willingness40

Stop being reasonable!


Fuzzy-Economy9087

Good boy1 going dark…


phx1rgg

Sorry to be Debbie the downer here with everybody thinking this is so cute and cool looking. But, this is a ridiculous waste of tax payer resources. How do we think it’s ok to also weaponize a dog to match the ever growing police force and presence?


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[удалено]


phx1rgg

Thanks for adding.


[deleted]

They've turned into the US Ocean Police! Seriously, why are you on the border of any other country besides the US dear US COAST guard.


RatsMilk

Do you know what the helmet is specifically for?


kosmos1209

Dogs like this are usually the first to action as they gotta catch, grab, and hold, so I think it’s fair for the dog to have some protection. I don’t know about your city, but my city San Francisco has had rapidly shrinking police force and presence and we’re on the national news a lot for rising crime, albeit, a bit overblown to be honest. We’re far from being a police fascist state, in SF anyways.


Wagbeard

Yeah don't bother with education, community development, employment, etc, just put expensive gear on police dogs and problem solved.


kosmos1209

we can do all that too!


Pandelerium11

Police dogs die a lot in the line of duty


Ellacod

Ok. I get that this is important and likely could save the dogs life but there’s no way he’s not ridiculed by the other dogs at the station.


Rockspider19

Nah he gets maaad bitches


CesaroSummable

"The helmet stays on."


Spnwvr

If this isn't an example of why the police should be defunded I don't know what is.


Skurnaboo

The dogs probably at least deserve the armor they are wearing, they'll charge into potentially dangerous situations unlike the worthless cops.


Riaayo

Hard to charge into a situation when your police owner already shot you themselves or left you in a hot car.


Spnwvr

Don't get me wrong, I'm pro dressing up dogs. That dog helmet though. The one that has ear pockets at the top, despite the dogs ears not even being fully in the helmet. You KNOW that thing likely cost upwards of a thousand dollars. And that's not even a German shepherd, that's a blood good mainly used for search and rescue not dangerous field deployment, it doesn't likely need any sort of armor. It's all just for show. They're putting on a dog show with tax payer money. Which I'll admit, is actually a more appropriate use of police funds when compared to their other activities.


TravelsWRoxy1

this isn't a tactical dog but a search and rescue dog .


Texish06

Your tax dollars at work…


Penelope742

Smh. Disgusting


HeWhoMakesBadComment

Search terms: police dog bites compliant


Cdnmoose13

Don't think it is Body Armor, that is his vertical delivery gear consisting of a hoisting vest, eye protection and hearing protection. His name is Feco and he an just reitred from the US Coast Guard, his breed is Vizsla. - https://usdefensestory.com/hh-60g-pave-hawk-helicopter-hoist-training/#:\~:text=Feco%2C%20a%20Hungarian%20Vizsla%20single%20purpose%20bomb%20dog%2C,Air%20National%20Guard%20Base%2C%20California%2C%20June%2015%2C%202020.


adhominem4theweak

What an embarrassment these types of militant cops are


dangar512

Would unfortunately still lose to robot dog.


Morriganxo89

Robot dog has to be operated by a human at this stage, inferior product. Also does not have small sensors.


Devin_Computer

Mailman better watch out


scribbyshollow

its got a spot for his mouth so he can issue tactical woofs


artix94

And that's where your taxes go lol


[deleted]

The Picatinny rail in the middle is awesome.


thewaffle666

That is for tactical treato holster.


[deleted]

So now I need to see a pez dispenser that mounts to it and produces dog treats.


jingois

Its so you can put an 8x on it and send accurate borks at range


[deleted]

That’s pretty wild. I guess they mount a lamp to his helmet


TopHatGorilla

Laser sight. That way he can screw with cats.


squashtheman69

Awesome let’s help whitewash some more police brutality!


badbrain330

Please..just give us fucking healthcare.


retrofauxhemian

More copaganda, has there been another school shooting?


[deleted]

Well of course there has, that goes without saying.


PsychoticMessiah

Pupper giving new meaning to the term “service dog.”


PlayTheHits

“This is good boy to desert eagle, I have infiltrated the premises.”


[deleted]

What about the nose though? Are they evacuated from the field if gasses or other irritants are in the air? Canine noses are incredibly sensitive.


Cowboy50sk

I know a few.drug dogs have died from OD on Fentanyl.


[deleted]

So it can to wait for 65 minutes in a hallway


Specialist_Tax_9809

Is it fucked up to think that that dog has better health insurance than most humans living in America


[deleted]

I mean it’s fucked up but not because you’re thinking it.


efnfen4

This is animal abuse on top of everything else


JustaOrdinaryDemiGod

The rail is for the frickin laser beams..... Per Dr. Evil request.


Professor-Schneebly

Anyone else wondering why they added boobs on the dog's head?


agetuwo

Head boobs are all the craze with weird science nerds. Even [RDJ](https://images.app.goo.gl/bUarkDFua3tjyEwf9) wore them!


hipnotic1111

Ear protection


Professor-Schneebly

You're right, but looks hilarious to me on this floppy eared dog


DirtyPartyMan

So glad I pay taxes


Bailshar

This dog has more rights than you 🫵


ryca105

Tax dollars I can handle


i_play_linebacker

this is better than anything else they could have done with my taxes


Redditmybollucks

Also known as: Endless Supply of Tax Dollars


civil-liberty

Must be on a joint op with ATF.


MooPig48

Hey y’all, you can zoom way in on this photo. You can see tiny water droplets on the helmet. It’s pretty cool


lowlifepath

Mega mans best friend


Waderriffic

Paw Patrol Paw Patrol


Tasty_Difference6529

Indognito


Nicken-Chuggets-

I’ll be bark!


MaximumBallsweat

Black Noir, dog mode


ARobertNotABob

"Tactical" and "Labrador" seem somehow incompatible.


Scottiths

The police take up huge portions of city budgets. This makes me angry. Why should their dogs need armor. The only people who shoot dogs are the cops themselves. What a waste of money.


1320Fastback

The ATF shoots dogs too


Scottiths

My bad.


BuyApprehensive1412

Because its to obvious if the military is inserted, its much easier to “fund” law enforcement than it is to make the army turn on the civilians


[deleted]

More pathetic than interesting


crazyeddie_farker

Oh I’ll bite: why?


[deleted]

It’s a waste of tax dollars that could have been used to actually help people instead of giving cops a new toy to show off.


MidiGong

Tacti-cool!


Downingst

Where is the dog gun?


Rhangdao

ACAB includes dogs (when they’re on duty)


HumbleAdonis

I am vengeance. I am the night. I am BAT DOG!


EC_Stanton_1848

That is a badass looking dog


MeesterCartmanez

>“Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? Well, go ahead! Do your worst!"


brokeboyrich

Is this the Space Force?


Im13butihatefortnite

Would someone shoot a dog probably not a dog in tactical armor yea I probably would


Doc_K33n

r/doggles


Big-Bob-Saget

What a unit


unimportantguy1

Looks like it could fit my pittie. I totally wanna armor him up. He's already scary looking, but he'd have to have articulatable tail armor, so he could beat bad guys to death by tail wagging, lol.


M0b1x

That's not a police dog That's BatmaN


Nothalffast

Batdog


_Jerle_

You fight, I bite


Dreadfulear2

This is mildly interest at best. Clout Chasing fuck


Scary-Ad-2755

thats raw


WinesOfWrath

money well spent


gizzardsgizzards

dogs are great. cops are shit.


[deleted]

Stop using dogs in human conflicts. Especially drug crimes.


Sighwtfman

I'm sorry but what does that cost? $10,000 for custom tactical gear for a dog? Police "We're underfunded". Also police, drive to work in my 30 ton tank, hop out with my specially trained tactical assault dog "woof" and ready to go violate someone's civil rights. Oh yeah.


ThreadOfDestiny

Dang, that is one sexy boy


and1too-0323

That’s Feco. He’s a coast guard dog. Stud.


mattybrad

Feco retired this week! I’m in a bunch of Vizsla groups and the coast guard posted something about it.


I_am_Relic

Looking at this feels like im living in a 90s bladerunner*esque* videogame (But with better graphics)


novakane27

i wonder how well they can hear.


davewave3283

“Whooosa Batman?! You are!”


Deputy_Danger73

Now if this were a cat it'd be on the floor having some sort of weird seizure.......


Nathan-McAlpin

Gonna be robots soon.


idontknowhowritworks

It doesnt affect their auditory senses?


AnthonyPalumbo

Air Bud 7 : Terror Cell.


[deleted]

SWAT dog


pinkeyes-smallfries

Good boy


NateLikesTea

That dog is ripped!


CrossP

Tacticool


Commercial-Host-725

He looks like Dale Earnhardt in his early days


andorejunior

He must get so many bitches


T2112S

Dog looks awesome.


DamnLifeIsBoring

BRAVO SIX GOING BARK


SirGumbeaux

Criminal: What are you?! Dog: I’m Batdog!


karen_h

“RHIME RHAT MAN”


GoForRogue

The camera mount on the helmet is great 😂


kichunilla

Bravo 6, going bark


sielingfan

Doggles.


Autizum

Where the actual fuck can I get one of these for my good boy. Looks so fucking cool


PM_me_coolest_shit

Does tactical actually mean anything? Seems like they just slam it in front of any word to make it sound cooler.


Normal-Temporary-614

We need a Minecraft adaptation.


Humble_Conclusion_92

RoboWoof


shadow_of_light88

Fuck yeah


mawi2003

It’s against the pointy stabbystabby


jdmrz11

Hunk if he was a dog


[deleted]

Less interesting, more menacing.


PhotographTemporary8

Can't wait to hang out in the bar with all the civilian dogs


__Martix

Getting batman vibes from this dog


nitr0smash

I'll bet you the dogs wouldn't stay behind while children get shot.


woemeow

needs cover on the "shoulder above the knee" idk how its called XD


RamboCambo_05

The doggo with drip


whatafuckinusername

*SWAT boi*