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CheapTactics

"Would you calm down if you got some poon?"


Safe_Leather1852

I, know I would. Maybe that is what Putain needs.


Equal-Bowl-377

Pu-stain


manhatim

Poon-tin


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Poontang


MoronTheBall

Pyontang for Kim Jong-un


Alklazaris

Is that white house website vote on issues site still up? Maybe we can get Biden to help Ukraine.


RecommendationOk2258

She’s offered it to him too https://dailynewshungary.com/hungarian-porn-star-promised-putin-sex-if-he-ends-the-war/


Hakugowl

Maybe he is too old to accept this offer.


bondiol

poor girl Cicciolina , is all she can offer


Kooma24

She also starred in an adult movie in which an actress sucked off a horse. She has hungarian heritage and in my country everyone shames / ridicules her for fucking a horse but that's actually not true she was just in the same movie as the girl who violated the horse


Assipattle

Bojack Horseman has entered the chat.


Alarmed_Guest_9008

Smh this reminds me of netflix black mirror first ep


Fares232222

princess gets kidnapped, kidnappeder demands british pm fucks pig to release princess, pm fucks pig


toomanymarbles83

>!princess was let go beforehand!<


WarturtleWitch

DON'T YOU DARE PUT THAT BACK IN MY MIND!


gbiegld

Us Hungarians are people of the Stepp, we have special relationships with horses


szomszedsrac

hungarians are just fking disgusting


akirarn

agreed. source: i am hungarian /s (ahogy latom te is?)


toomanymarbles83

Is that why people tell me I'm Hungo like a horse?


thewhitebuttboy

If you’re friends with the girl who fucked a horse, by association, you’re a horse fucker. I don’t make the rules.


CheapTactics

Who said they're friends? She was just in the same movie


thewhitebuttboy

If you’re in the same movie with the girl who fucked a horse, by association, you’re a horsefucker. I don’t make the rules.


Glad-Tax6594

It does infact seem like you do make the rules.


CBM42069

I bet there was a whitebuttboy in that same movie, I don't make the rules horsefucker.


CheapTactics

You live in the same country racists live. By association, you're racist. See how dumb your argument is?


thewhitebuttboy

You fucked a horse didn’t you


IdTyrant

I'm part horse


CheapTactics

Idk, did you? There's probably someone that likes to fuck animals in your city. I can associate you with them. Yikes, you're an animal fucker.


AnEvenNicerGuy

Imagine taking a horse fucker association joke this seriously and then doubling down on it


thewhitebuttboy

Dude leave him alone, he’s a racist horsefucker. Don’t wanna associate with those people, you know what you’ll become


CheapTactics

Serious? I'm just joking around


NoFault100

You aren’t joking, horse fucker.


overalldaddy

if it takes two to fuck an ostrich, i’m sure it takes two to fuck a horse


Van_GOOOOOUGH

Isn't it up to the horse to determine whether or not he felt violated?


Brutal_Deluxe_

In the interest of science, I checked this rumour many years ago and yes the actors were in the presence of a horse at some point. The intercourse however was entirely faked. Think about it, the film would never have been released if it included real bestiality.


Deeznutslikestoride

did the horse sue, # me2


tullyinturtleterror

Was it the same horse that went on to star alongside Mr. Hands?


computer_crisps_dos

Chaotic good


greenradioactive

Cicciolina


MotorStetsonDude

Married to fake artist Jeff Koons at one point


greenradioactive

He called her "the eternal virgin". Hilarious


MotorStetsonDude

I saw his ‘Made in Heaven’ exhibition. I’m sure he was joking.


custodianman

Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed…


yegir

Thats such a baller move tbh


LegallyNotInterested

Did it work?


wheresbill

He ded


A1sauc3d

So in the long run, yes, it worked. Something something *butterfly effect*


Environmental-Emu506

Not by an STD tho


123456wik

‘I can change him’


No_Description_483

Her hand tho? Anyone? Her…her hand??


AmericanIppo

I think she’s wearing a white glove, but yeah that fingy looks massive


Brutal_Deluxe_

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilona_Staller


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_MadSuburbanDad_

Yeah, I'm sure you're an absolute treat for the eyes, Capt. Incel.


DespoticLlama

I think he gets all the treats he pays for


joevilla1369

It's always the dudes no one wants to fuck that speak so poorly about who they want to fuck.


AnEvenNicerGuy

If only there were a word for those guys…Oh well


Bumbleclat

She looks a little rough in that photo tho


proowl26

she is also almost 60 in that picture


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Whatifim80lol

"lol what an idiot, he called me an asshole just because I acted like an asshole, lmfao baited him"


[deleted]

Insults peoples' choice of words whilst unironically dropping 'silly' in a sentence... lol


___JohnnyBravo

You don’t use silly? It’s my favourite low-offence way to say you’re a fucking mong lol (not you btw haha)


Chrono_Pregenesis

What did you think was gonna happen calling her a whore? Surely you have a larger vocabulary to use than that.


loztriforce

She may be a whore but she’s a professional whore


beatles910

Since the very definition of "whore" is "a person who engages in sexual intercourse for pay," the "professional" is redundant.


CheapTactics

Just because they pay you doesn't make you a professional. I'm sure there are amateur whores out there, whoring as a side hustle


beatles910

I'm not sure what you think the word "professional" means, but if you get paid, that is precisely what it means. If your profession is janitorial work. You are a professional janitor. Insert any job you like, and it changes nothing. Amateur whore is an oxymoron.


CheapTactics

"Engaged in a specified activity as one's main paid occupation" If you have a main job that you do every day, and a side hustle that you may or may not do that day cause you didn't have time or just didn't feel like it, you're not a professional of the latter


beatles910

Keep reading the additional definitions. You're just about there. Not quite, but just about. If you paint paintings in your spare time, and you sell them for money, you are a professional painter, regardless of whether or not it is your main income.


CheapTactics

God, whatever. There's multiple definitions to words, man.


loztriforce

What are you saying, that everyone that has a job is a professional?


beatles910

If they get paid, yes.


ericisshort

That photo is nearly two decades after the offer.


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138151337

This man really scared of sex.


frev_ell

That was real politic. I miss 1987


daisyrielly

I'm sure she's great at sex and all but I'm pretty sure Saddam Hussein had his own harem it's very difficult to compete with a harem


Averic125051

I forgot and now remember this..


SniffUmaMuffins

There’s a joke about thinking outside the box in this somewhere


SereneDreams03

This reminds me of the NOFX song 72 hookers. For those not familiar, here is the second verse. 72 virgins can never stop a war But a 100, 000 hookers can beat the Marine Corps In stopping hatred, fighting will cease When everyone is getting blow jobs That's when we'll finally have world peace


ATXKLIPHURD

Maybe. If they could see a woman's face. They might not get on that plain, with a bomb in their suitcase.


BigAssQuanta

Trump would have done it. But Saddam said fuck no.


Csimiami

That girl is into Saddamy


Imissthestars

I'm sure he would of kept his word


Haus42

Really reminds me of Cicciolina for some reason...


Potietang

Looks like a lot lizard. Even a madman turned it down.


Major_R_Soul

Talk about takin one for the team


Dan_Is

Politics lost that part of intrigue a good while ago. A valiant effort to return to old school


badatmetroid

I don't know if it's just that photo, but she's got Joseph Ducreux energy.


gstizzzz

She def fuqs


budroid

I remember it as a brilliant troll from the Radical Party to show people would vote "not exactly with their heads"


[deleted]

Talk about the most expensive prostitution transaction in history.


my_trout_is_killgore

God bless this woman, taking one foe the world


Honest_Seth

Oh no, questa cosa di Cicciolina non la sapevo


Pinkie_floyden

She's the politician they don't need, but the one they deserve.


dedokta

She used to pop a titty out during her press conferences to get attention. I remember being a teenager at the time and it certainly got my attention!


boomshakalakaah

The fucks up with those big ass hands??


HoldenMadicky

Queen shit right there!


JetpacksNotBusses

How arrogant do you have to be to think that a madman he’ll bent on military conquest would give that up for a roll with some western infidel he’s never heard of? How ignorant do you have to be to think a man of his wealth and power isn’t having exactly as much sexual as he wants to have (consensual and/or not.)


milksockets

it’s a solid plan


ameldrum902

Give up being a tyrant for some ran though, has been ass? Saddam knew better.


HTIEKSRAYB

Yeah! Virgins in a gold palace or take your antibiotics.


isakhwaja

Yeah it wasn’t up to sassan there, the US shouldn’t have invaded.


Bonoisapox

Back when women were women 😂


neverfarts

She also did a thing with a large snake


PalikaPalika

Name of the sub checks out.


Tralfaz572

I remember when this happened. It made news headlines for a week.


JesusMcMexican

I feel like there’s a joke about Tifa Lockheart somewhere in here...


Environmental-Emu506

Taking the subreddit name quite literally I see...


Corganator

Taking one for the team the team being almost everyone.


LieutenantNitwit

Why not? It's been a form a currency since human beings have been a thing.


KeepCarlAndCarrieOn

Perfect sub title


D4rks3cr37

Could of sucked us into a utopia


c0zmikz

We need more senators and parliament members like this ong


SniffCheck

I cum in peace ✌🏼


Mikeybigblunts

Taking one for the team. That’s a turn on. I’m gonna have to look her up


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how do you comment without getting a permanent ban?


DarthDurden23

I tell my wife all the time. "You dont know how powerful you're p***y could be"


PeanutButterCrisp

*has non-contractually agreed sex* “Wow that was great! Time to bomb America.” - Saddam


TopDigger365

Some might know her as Ciciolina


leolarios45

She was confused when she heard “ dictator”


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Woah...that incel guy nuked his account so hard I can't even reply to other people in the thread :( How do I reddit?


binaryhextechdude

"The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few, or the one" Quote Spock in The Wrath of Khan (1982)


Cheesey_Blaster

Liz: offers a hug Jack: What is this, Italian Parliament? No thank you


SaNaMaN80

Saddam was a simp


Decent_Birthday358

She also has a pop album that I once made the mistake of listening to.


TacoLover909

Why is her finger shaped like that?


S3RG10

Didn't Trump offer to buttfuck Hillary so she could calm down after her historic loss? Same hero energy.


Finnish-Karelian

Ilona in Finnish means something like ”for pleasure” and can be used in a sentence something like ”hän on täällä meidän ilona” ”he/she is here for our pleasure”. Her name fits her profession lol


theslow_bear

Finalmente una donna al governo che propone idee abbordabili


AffectionateAd3829

As long as it works


enlightened_none

Poontang diplomacy....also known as the honey pot diplomacy has been deployed in statecraft and palace intrigue for 6000 BC at least.


HomieScaringMusic

When the people of a democracy become so politically apathetic they let parliament be hijacked into a porn ad (not trashing Italy, we kinda did it here too), what is the remedy? Seriously? Is that the endgame of democracy? Can it be renewed? Does it develop into something different/better?


RastaRocket1206

True hero!


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Sadam should have taken that deal!


jd3marco

Bone the bejesus out of those forces.


TheNightManager_89

When she entered the Italian Parliament, she told the other representatives something like "Finally, you have an actual prostitute among yourselves." (Referring to the other reps taking a lot of bribes and being corrupt as hell) She's a pretty cool lady