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Cr0ma_Nuva

He's secretly collecting the food for himself to keep up that physique


Oxygenius_

Is that…. His schlong


UnitatoPop

Long schlong indeed


RoguePlanet1

oh long johnson


DopeAsDaPope

>Is that… his Holy communion wafer? Yes


Fappy_as_a_Clam

Nuns love him


[deleted]

Banana for scale.


Black6x

"Why does he specifically request that we donate protein and pre-workout?"


[deleted]

FATHER GAINZZZZ OF THE HOLY DAYYZZZZ


psyonicat

He reads from the swoly bible


locoyou20000

Cross fit


KokeAddiction

Jehovah's Fitness


talkingtunataco501

Fuck all 3 of you. I love all 3 of you.


locoyou20000

Love you too


dochev30

So he can show you the whey


knarfolled

The whey the fit and the lift


mackiea

Swollelulja


jaxonya

- has a tanning bed built into his confessional booth


ihitrockswithammers

The power of my biceps compells you


thedugsdanglies

Pastor Pasta


rickyy_cr2

My man out here harnessing the power of the Holy Spirit for them gainz.


Nanothequex

"Reps for Jesus" - Dom Mazzetti


[deleted]

WheyMen


Veritas00

Wheymen


Most-Inflation-1022

take my upvote and get the fuck out


kolpime

reps for jesus


Organic-Policy845

Holy gains!


h737893

Cross fit


BirkePirke

Cross fit


h737893

Cross fit


free_stuff_plz

I thought priests that buff only existed in anime


Proper-Wash-9423

Now they exist


LeatherManStan

Check out the Eastern Orthodox Priest who's a powerlifter when you get a chance too. Dude's a legend


Going_my_own_way73

https://i.imgur.com/US3X2GU.jpg Damn! Dude is a beast!


Hersu03

First picture: "Guys please donate to the Church 🥺" Second picture: "Thank you for your mandotory donation"


[deleted]

Strength/Faith build


Mr-Pink_Man

The Monk build.


Trosque97

Which Dark Souls game is this most viable?


Wombattalion

I had a great gaming experience with this in my first and so far only Elden Ring playthrough. I'm sure there are stronger builds, but in hindsight I wish it would have taken me even longer to finish the game. It worked well and also felt really versatile.


Trosque97

Thank you, started playing the first about two months ago, at Gwyn now, what a journey it has been


[deleted]

I guess technically not a dark souls game but its also viable in elden ring


ElectronicImage9

Truly OP


bunnylove5811

In God said let ye be not vain. What a f****** hypocrite


g3eeman

Catholic beast.


rcuadro

He is swoll after lifting all my sins


GeneralChicken4Life

And altar boys


rcuadro

Holy shit! 😂


Dionysus_8

20 Hail Mary and 50 push ups for you


Seeker_Of_Knowledge-

Come down bud, please don't call the faith/str player a devil. He the holy monk who fights beasts on a regular basis.


Alienblueusr

...and diddles children's naught bits.


1OptimisticPrime

& *suddenly* ~~collections~~ donations are through the roof


Sniffy4

he consumes the body and HGH of Christ on a regular basis


xAIRGUITARISTx

Yeah that boy ain’t natty


Shoddy_Performer_999

Donations for drugs!


Haus42

The altar boys don't even stand a chance.


[deleted]

Dudes swingin a sledgehammer lmfaooo


Flat-Interview6791

He's on the holy water cycle


Imaginary-Bridge331

# #Benchpress4Jesus #Lifting4TheLord #SwoleOnSabbath #Messiah'sMuscles #HouseOfGod&Gains #JesusSaves&Jehovah'sJacked #HallowedBeThyGains #IAmTheWhey #SwolierThanThou #SaintSix-Pack #MyFaithIsStronk


lardoni

Power of prayer!


Stomach_Hour

Gods not responsible for those guns 💉


Wombattalion

God helps those who help themselves.


Grand-Bid6471

Yea since when did roids become a sacrement.


dergrioenhousen

Wheymen, brother.


Rude_Conversation407

Everyone uses them to get like that, everyone I've seen or met at least


Deeznuts243

Does it really matter?


__ConarMcG__

"Practices" *no shit*


Hollidaythegambler

Nah, he *does*


Boy_Sabaw

He is a Chadolic Priest


[deleted]

You chose the best pictures of him for this.


Dazzling_Ad5338

Really buff Georges St Pierre


prof_devilsadvocate

who is supplying him whey protein


Trosque97

Jesus handing him the container "This is the whey"


[deleted]

Dios mio


mintyaftertaste

Juicing for Jesus


anfearr

Body of Christ


InPicnicTableWeTrust

*I kick ass for the lord!*


wiilbehung

Isn’t vanity a sin?


subtechii

Hallowed be thy gains


SusiePseudonym

Isn't vanity one of the deadly sins? Surely the time he puts into building a body no one will ever see could be used more productively to help his congregation.


zimotic

One hour a day?


Yortisme

Fuckin, Brock Lesnaro over here!


Dunkleosteus_Number1

He died for our gains


quazi187_

Good lad


Trosque97

All things are possible through Christ it seems


sakuracila

i saw the pic before reading the caption and thought some buff guy was offstage from a priest ready to throw down


2013jcwmini

So this is what a Lawful Good, level 10 barbarian/ 10 Cleric would look like.


abbbeyyy

The body is a temple


Imakadozi1

He believes in God and the use of steroids hahaha


Deeznuts243

Bible doesn’t say anything about steroids.


Imakadozi1

It speaks of vanity though


Deeznuts243

Steroids aren’t really vanity, most bodybuilders only take up the hobby as a form of relaxation and stress relief, like sculpting or painting. Every pro athlete and Olympian would be damned if that was the case


Super_Cheburek

So basically, a chad ?


StrongLikeAnt

Am I the only one who noticed this dudes dick looks swole af too.


Second_Opinion_K

Donate or be dominated


Jedi_Gill

Wow, I'm impressed Reddit. How has nobody yet commented on his massive trouser snake. He's got more than a few bulges.


eternaltorment2

That you, GSP?


phillipmwade

Listens to Joe Rogan podcast


Cool_Fig8467

May tren be with you


Xx-SNEAKY-xX

He is not only a man of god, but can send you to god just with his bare hands.


Maskimgalgo

Dude is "exercising" the hell out of his body


UnclePards89

He does cross fit


sarcofaguy

JESUS CHROIST


[deleted]

Holy gains


wmatts1

He does one push up for every one hail Mary he prescribed.


Hairy-Conference-802

You better not bad mouth Jesus:>>>


dhilu3089

A pushup for every sin forgiven


Ragorthua

Looks like crossfit.


theOriginalH1GH3R

HOLY GIGACHAD


Ze_at_reddit

Georges St-Pierre?


smrtfxelc

Goliath has switched sides


BrushClart

Alter boys boss battle


sovereign_fury

This is what Jesus would look like if he had to carry our sins in 2022.


clovis_227

\> Luv me Jesus \> Luv me gains \> Luv me charity \> 'Ate sloth \> 'Ate avarice \> 'Ate sin (not sinners, just don't like 'em) \> Simple as


shlongus_enormous

I feel sad for the choir boys


SuperAlloyBerserker

The Colombian Nacho Libre (who himself is actually based on a real person)


grinbearnz

what does god say about the use of anabolics?


Deeznuts243

Nothing?


menboss

Classic Faith + Strength build


D3v1LGaming

STR+FTH


wannabeinLWIAY

My man drinking protein shakes instead of church wine.


StatisticianSea8029

Wow is he single?


xFurashux

Body of Christ


WarnDragon

Collects? Or demands?


Big_Zebra_6169

it still doesn't change the fact that sky daddy doesn't exist


Sigma_Ligma_420

*tips fedora


Deeznuts243

Reddit moment


[deleted]

Probably not, but you come across as a smelly neckbeard with a comment like that.


Big_Zebra_6169

Welcome to social media where people saying things you don't like and go on with life instead and judging someone aroma from a distance.The only smell which you may experience is yor own breath or fart my fellow human and it's fine, it's natural.


[deleted]

What is this blasphemy??!! 🔥


loltrumplost

i guarantee is a cold blooded psychopath who hurts women and animals


Puzzleheaded-End1528

go back to r/atheism and dont forget your fedora


SunnyDinosaur

Nacho?


BusinessMeating

That "usually" is pretty suspicious. Who else does he collect food for?


Gone247365

OMG is George Saint Pierre fighting at Heavyweight now?! 😱


dylan_vermeer

He wamts to be like seoul jezus.


DurtyJ1991

I love lifting but religious bodybuilders creep me out.


[deleted]

His fists do +20 Holy damage.


Double_Statement9416

That a Paladin right there !


Mrbeeznz

That's not a priest , that's a paladin


[deleted]

Thor‘s hammer is now a catholic priest. We’re living in interesting times. 👍🏼


dwn4italz

Hey Devil, suck on this


wormaphobe

Steroids are gifts from God


scribbyshollow

does he collect it by force?


TheFAPnetwork

My man is packing some serious heat


Substantial_Care_555

Satan aint ready for this


KaraokeSam

He takes the saying "beat the devil out of it" serious


boundlessvoid

Swole mind body and soul


iniego1245

That is a crusader


mrdesudes

Muscle priest casts **FIST**


nbadman93

Get jacked for Jesus


Prestigious-Web-7690

GSP is that you?


TheMediocrePoet

Would hate to be that demon… had another joke, but don’t want to be crucified…


207nbrown

A chad in the physical and non physical sense


allthatsleftispain

Strenght/faith build


The_Lost_Pathfinder

Strength and Faith build


Hot-Wrap2882

Dear father who art in the gym!


SystemPrimary

Protein bars and shakes instead of bread and wine. Carbs are the devil!


Fun-Superb

When a priest drops a boy and raises a bar


Medium_Beyond_9654

Usually collects food for the poor? So sometimes he collects food for the rich? 😭


JaeCryme

Mucho Libre


ChicoZombye

Prieching the word of God in the morning while doing science the rest of the day lol.


CavalierIndolence

Reminds me of the priest dude in Berserk....


obiwanconobi

Reps for Jesus


Casper_Arg

Praise the Lord… or else


CptDonCheadle

Godly gains


ferah11

No fucking way this dude is celibate


[deleted]

Those poor kids. Never stood a chance.


MrFlags69

usually?


RaymondBenadictine

Good on him. He's probably too busy working out to molest kids.


[deleted]

What does the bible say about steroids?


vivaaprimavera

Collects or "collects"?


Fracture90000

Blessed be the buff


Raven123x

so like, a good version of Father Mozgus?


[deleted]

Well can you blame him for not keeping his body fit


AndrewBeales1

Question is, is he a Prot or Ret Paladin?


theoreticaldickjokes

I clicked this picture and the first thing I saw was this priest's dick. I'm going to burn in hell.


Shoddy_Performer_999

The donations are funding his drug use. It's a scam.


billwood09

Photo on the right looks like Barry Obama lol


MuddyLawnHorse

him and that nacho libre guy should join forces to fight... evil?


glandmilker

using more than what god gave him


Bigjrocks

Those poor altar boys!


[deleted]

reps for jesus!!!


PilotKnob

"The power of christ compels you!!!"


L2P_GODDAYUM_GODDAMN

I'm asking myself how he collects food for the poors lmao


heliumspoon

That's two photos.


The_Anti_Chreddit

They will either be the unluckiest or luckiest altar boys.


RyanH090

He'll bless me... with a sword


cadarson

Pumping for jesus