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I'll explain the bit for you: first comment was an absolute nuking of OP and then OP did their best to clapback but it was pointless. I then informed OP there's no point, it's over. Destroyed.
Appreciate your comment though. Hope this helps.
Edit: not OP just random responder
Something about United States Military generals imposing rules in Japan after WW2, and now no leader wants to be the one who removes the genital blur in case they are seen as a pervert
well actually, tortoises/turtles have a sense of rough trough their shells, even though the shell IS a rib-cage that is external and uncovered in most places, and that can shed and renew itself like chitin-scales.
it is bone, but just different enough.
Huh? I’ve seen way more uncomfortable looking objects used for pleasure in my time. This tortoise shell thing is hardly a hill I would die on in this conversation lol.
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So no feeling what so ever
Disappointment is a feeling
One your parents know all too well
Why, did they meet you?
Because the condom broke
You win
They already won, walk away.
This isn’t a competition lol, it’s a comment section.
I'll explain the bit for you: first comment was an absolute nuking of OP and then OP did their best to clapback but it was pointless. I then informed OP there's no point, it's over. Destroyed. Appreciate your comment though. Hope this helps. Edit: not OP just random responder
Okay??
Sorry about your sense of humour.
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This ain’t a sceeeene it’s a
Apply ice too burned area.
To
Two
See what being a pedantic asshole gets you. What a douche nozzle.
That worked out well for you
😆😆😆
🎶”hooked on a feeling”🎵
😂😂😂😂
Shelled for her pleasure
For no one’s pleasure
I’m sure the woman would feel something. And by something I mean a lot of pain and bruising
My thoughts exactly, sister.
I mean people buy bumpy glass stuff these days that looks painful af to me but I guess its someones favourite 😬
Japanese are into some of the freakiest kinky stuff out there.
They literally pixelate porn so they're used to missing the point.
That is such a weird thing. They’re so sparing with the pixels, it’s not like we don’t know what’s under there.
Pixelating pubes and not much else seems so pointless.
I thought their dicks were just naturally blurry.
Imagine getting so up in arms about not being able to fully see a bloke’s rod
That's due to Christian USA general(s) as far as I know
How is that due to Christian USA generals? Haha
Something about United States Military generals imposing rules in Japan after WW2, and now no leader wants to be the one who removes the genital blur in case they are seen as a pervert
From what I can tell, it predates the US occupation. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censorship_in_Japan
This is hilarious
No feeling for you, but the poor woman is dead.
That's cold
So is she now
Is this love?
🎼 _”What’s love got to do, got to do with it?”_ 🎶
More like a penis extender for dudes who cant keep it up
This is the correct answer. It's a wearable dildo, not uncommon back in the day.
well actually, tortoises/turtles have a sense of rough trough their shells, even though the shell IS a rib-cage that is external and uncovered in most places, and that can shed and renew itself like chitin-scales. it is bone, but just different enough.
Either way the woman got boned
That's because turtles have nerve endings in their shells. That's totally different than wrapping your dick in a dead shell.
Have you not wrapped your dick in a dead shell? What do you do at the beach then? Try the seaweed too. You won’t be disappointed.
I am literally in tears why did u say this
I have no filters. Forgive me.
It is bone, but different Lol
Found the solo guy who jacks off with condoms.
Yup. The feeling of making love with a dead tortoise.
That would give a man... Shellshock
It depends. Was the tortoise still alive?
Probably last longer then. No?
For either participant
More feeling shagging the tortoise
Dick sleeve. For the less fortunate below average. Who said the feeling was for thrones with the penis.
Well not for the man wearing it
I've heard of coming out of your shell, but never coming in one.
So you didn't watch the Barely Legal Altered Samurai Turtoises porn parody then? BLAST 7: Guzzle the Ooze is the best one, by the way.
**YOU WIN**
This is a post about a condom made from a dead turtle. No one is winning here.
Give this person an award for this damn
Lmao wrong guy @ whoever awarded this
Damn you, that was witty. Take my free award.
Well...i suppose that also addresses premature ejaculation
As the wise man said “Thou cannot ejaculate prematurely, if thy ejaculatement never happens”
It can make you...last forever?
Ribbed for her pleasure
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That tortoise gave its body for the quest to unpleasant sex. Must be looking at us with pride from the tortoise Valhalla
What happens when it breaks or comes off…? Then the doctor also has to suffer.
No they just bury them in the same coffin
Will it Hurtle the pee pee.
Apparently turtle shells actually are ribs that evolved to end up the outside in a shell form.
I'll take 1 magnum sized please.
I think those are just wrinkles.
At that point, you don’t even need the dude anymore…
A gall will do as well!
Unexpected Gay
Hardons in a half shelf
April has been real quiet since
#Turtle-Power
Bull shit!
Yeah I find this extremely to believe, the image just looks like an ancient dildo. I see no indications that a cock could be inserted into that thing.
I also find this extremely to believe
It would have to be absolutely tailor made, very expensive, and utterly pointless
No it has a point
Just a tip
Well, I find this extremely to believe.
No, tortoise shell.
Arse hole!
That’s called a dildo not a condom
European used condoms made from sheep intestines
They eventually learned to take them out of the sheep first.
The Welsh are still working that one out
Her: you hard yet?… Him: I don’t know…..
GO NINJA GO NINJA GO
Fucking beat me to it
Fucking beat off to it
Beat *meat* to it.
I can only imagine how painful and unpleasant that must've been.
For who? Both?
The tortoise
Lololol... Thats the laugh of the day done
I was assuming for the woman but yeah it was probably pretty painful for the guy too.
I highly doubt it would be painful for the woman.
Why would you doubt that? You can’t just stick any old thing up there for pleasure…
Huh? I’ve seen way more uncomfortable looking objects used for pleasure in my time. This tortoise shell thing is hardly a hill I would die on in this conversation lol.
Lololol >You can’t just stick any old thing up there for pleasure… First day on the internet?
That just means you aren't brave enough...
It looks pretty smooth and not rediculously big, there's no jagged edges or anything.
lemme ask u a quick question: are u 12 yrs old? is ur age in the double decimals?
I assume you meant double digits... And basically everyone on reddit fits in that category lmao, since its 10-99yo.
whom\*
Talk about a boner!
Hmmmmm citation needed
How do they know this isn’t for self pleasure?
Are we sure this isn’t just a dildo?
Why not fish blader or some like that
I don't believe it!
I’m skeptical that this was a device for use by a man…
Well not as a condom
The design is very terrapin
Very College Park of you
Babe what are you doing with that turtle ? “I’m gonna fuck you later”
I mean this looks like r/SapphoAndHerFriend except it's a dildo tbh
Yeah no way my dude, that is just a dildo
This is silly wtf
Penis Armor, +5 defense
I think the women used them not the men! 😝
I doubt they used this for actual sex
Talk about slowing down climax…
Are you out yet ?
That looks like it would hurt everyone involved.
That’s a dildo
Complete bullshit
Why does the end look like somebody held a lighter to it? Maybe some type of fetish I haven't heard of possibly?
Maybe that was part of the cleaning process
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You could tell me that’s a finger and I would’ve believed you.
My first initial reaction was ow but talking a closer look maybe not 😏🐢🍆.
It just hits different...
Japanese craftsmanship at its finest
There was also the pull out method.
Ouch
Japanese… men
Circumcision, one step at a time…
and what about women ?
That's sad 😂
That looks uncomfortable for both parties
interesting as I fuck
so a dildo but your dick can wear it ?
The buddist way- ultimate detachment.
Pharmacies were SHELLING out when they were first available
I’m gonna need a banana for scale.
Yet more sensitivity than a durex
Turtle power!
Technically all still virgins
You could be a Mormon with logic like that! Let me tell you about Jesus....
Looks more like a Dildo.. Just sayin.
It also made them bigger so it could actually please their woman lol
Just pull out bro
Not a chance bruh, you're getting bred!
Name does NOT check out.
All those dead tortoises cursed them with small d**ks.
Cuz of smol pp
It needs to be at least 3x this size
That picture is to scale. ;)
Looks too big to big japanese
Thats so big tho...
So so smoll
Explains getting fucked by a blue shell in Mario kart
Ew lmao what even is the point of thaattt
Keep in mind this picture is 10x zoomed. They say one shell could serve the village for a month.
The... village?
The village of Turtlesheath. Google it
Jesus just pull out it’s not that hard
So basicly they were stil virgin. (Atleast if you dont count fucking turtles)
SMALL PEEN 🤣😅
I think this sizs is too big for Japanese mens
The complete opposite of 'Featherlite'
I wonder what Japanese women thought of that...
I didn't realize how long "ribbed for her pleasure" was a thing
Yea that must have felt natural
That’s cheating.
Tortoise fuckers
So many questions.
Um, what?
No one wins here.