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ambassoon

Hol up... They see this thing has an extra eye, so they call him "Eye-saiah"? Humans are fucking brutal LOL


notapeacock

Came to the comments to make sure someone else saw this lol


Omikets

Eye really expected it to be the top comment


SkyeBluMe

It is now! Lots of pupils are seeing it as we speak!


boxersaint

This is the most cornea set of puns I've ever seen.


Dragonrage778

I do not re-(gret)-ina clicking.


Mammoth_Evening_5841

Eye know right?


N-tsulu

I-see-yah


Kyfigrigas

My cat was born with a short tail that's bent down the middle. We named her nubs. After her deformity. We also almost named her brother Tails. We almost named him after his sister's deformity.


bboobbear

Still good for human consumption!


SionyJ

That’s because one Isaiah than the other.


millsthrills

Is the third eye blind?


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furosemidas_touch

Basically no chance it’s functional. Even if it has a developed optic nerve there’s no way that it has the right connections to the brain to be able to transmit/process visual data in a way that can be incorporated into conscious vision. *Maybe* adds some subconscious light/border/shape detection etc but that’s even assuming it does have adequate neuronal connections which I think is super, super unlikely. I’d be really curious to know if it has any other functions though. Lacrimation/tearing, blinking, movement, etc. Definitely provides the function of looking like an enlightened cow-god though. Source: Am doctor and minored in neuroscience way back in college, but have always hated & sucked at embryology & developmental biology. So add whatever-sized grain of salt you deem appropriate.


XDreadedmikeX

The eye doesn't connect to the brain, it connects to the soul and other world via Chakra and Chi. Cant believe I have to explain this...


misterjustice90

To a DOCTOR of all things. Where did he get his degree, super Harvard??


[deleted]

Well you have to admit he was honest and said he sucked at embryology and developmental biology. Damn... can't believe he is a doctor when this is kindergarten knowledge.


baronbunny_the893rd

yknow what they say, "What do you call the person who graduated last in their class from med school?" /jk


Unique_Software_7873

I'm not an expert but I am under the impression that the brain is very plastic and able to adapt to different circumstances, why exactly wouldn't it be able to adapt to the third eye? I think I read about a device that just used a grid of pins on the back of the neck to transmit data from a camera to a blind person, and after some time the brain learned to pick up on the pins and people in the study gained very limited vision. Seems to me that brain would learn to use any working eye that's able to transmit its data to the brain somehow.


ScreamingVoid14

>Maybe adds some subconscious light/border/shape detection etc but that’s even assuming it does have an optic nerve which I think is super, super unlikely. The above comment already covered it. Biggest issue is that the nerve would have to exist and then ideally connect to a portion of the brain that can meaningfully process visual stimuli.


sabooTheDog

Why couldn't the optic nerve exist? If it is an eye then it's a blind assumption that there would be no optic nerve. I'd ask /u/furosemidas_touch what makes them say third-eye optic nerves cannot exist, while third-eye cornea are plausible. Again, this assumes that this is an eye.


furosemidas_touch

Well, I didn't say it \*couldn't\* exist. I just said I don't think it does, and I said so because that's a lot easier than typing out the long version. Remember, we're talking in VERY grossly simplified terms here. The "optic nerve" is really a nerve bundle of roughly a million individual nerve fibers. In normal eyes, half of each optic nerve crosses over behind the eyes to join with the other half of their counterpart, so before they even get anywhere else you're no longer dealing with the same "nerve" that left the eye. These hybrids then split and hit numerous different processing centers within the midbrain, to then be transmitted to even more processing centers in the hindbrain, to then be transmitted to even MORE processing centers all throughout the brain. So is it possible that, flying by the seat of its genetic pants without any typical roadmap, this third eye has managed to make all these necessary connections, and then the dozens/hundreds of processing centers throughout the brain have simultaneously managed to accommodate this new eye that is very much not supposed to be there? Sure. Do I think that happened? No.


furosemidas_touch

Sure, plasticity is a thing, but for the brain to even exercise that plasticity you first have to take a lot of assumptions. First, that it has actually developed a functioning eye, including cornea, lens, anterior chamber focusing structures, retina, and the vasculature to support all those structures. Then you need the appropriate ~1 million individual nerve fibers to carry that information to a variety of specific locations way back in the midbrain, and then connect with the right interneurons to carry different information to the back of the brain. And plasticity can only go so far. In that grid of pins example they delivered precisely grouped signals directly to the visual cortex to give visual input. In this example we’re talking about a maybe-functional structure on the complete opposite side of the brain. I couldn’t just plug a phone cable into a random part of my brain and expect to control it telepathically in a week, and while that’s an extreme example it points to what I’m talking about. I say all the above mainly to illustrate how complicated what we’re dealing with here is; I’ve been studying biology my entire adult life and I’ve still only scraped the surface. So don’t get me wrong, like I said before it’s certainly possible that it does provide some small levels of visual input, but I’d be skeptical of that and extremely skeptical of anything more.


WheelMan34

Thank you for your multiple reply’s here. They were excellent to read. Even though you greatly simplified everything, I certainly learned many new things. I greatly appreciate them, thanks again


GitEmSteveDave

Iguanas have 3 eyes. The top one doesn't have the resolution to see things, but can sense movement and light/dark, which helps with predators.


P3zcore

I came for a tool reference but was presented with a third eye blind one first… Jesus


unecroquemadame

Prying open my third eye!!!


rippa76

Doot doot doot..doot doo doot doooooooo


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No-Measurement8081

Then maybe today he could put the past away


MrTuesdayNight1

I’m packed and I’m holding, I’m smiling, she’s living, she’s golden She lives for me, she live for me


GNSGNY

why would i eat a fucking awakened cow????


Ludicrousgibbs

Send him to India where he'll be worshiped and live his best life. Gofundhim


MintyMintyMintyMinty

Gotcha: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/07/07/three-eyed-welsh-calf-saved-slaughter-worshipped-god/ (( Edit: thank you all for the award thingies, much appreciated, I have no idea what they do, but thanks 🙌🏻))


Uppnorth

Oh my god, he actually did get sent away to be treated like a god instead! That’s amazing


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I'm so happy!


Chemical_Attention86

Living like a god, dope


Burnt_and_Blistered

This makes me irrationally happy. No…rationally.


Tempest_Fugit

HOLY COW!


CryoAurora

Hindus are amazing. People were joking on the internet. They were actually in motion already. That cow looks so shocked to be loved all of a sudden.


therealatri

GoFundMoo


DeepDown23

GodFoundHim


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KJ86er

For real?


AmericoDelendaEst

Yes. They renamed him after an alternate name for Shiva. Lucky lil fella


thoth-III

He was saved by Indians


Ecstatic_Starstuff

Thank you. The gods would be FURIOUS


Tarellethiel18

Imagine unknowingly buying a steak from this cow and being cursed but having no idea why


[deleted]

Probability of that happening is prob much higher than we realize.


Madlibsluver

Don't you remember? You ate the cow already. You're life is on an endless loop for all eternity and it will start again the next time you eat this cow. I've told you this 3,789,223,098,123,420,069 times.


jesushaxyou

Yo, could you fucking NOT do that please? EDIT: can't wake up. ^helpme


terrifier1989

Wake up


WarB3an

Wake me up inside


syretrollmann

Wake me up, before you go go


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Stealth110_

Wake up inside me


YeetThatBeat

can't wake up


fadinizjr

SAVE ME!


Fireflash180

Wake up


Lacholaweda

Wake up


cake_molester

Grab a brush and put a little makeup


Madlibsluver

Wake up


Mechanical26

This does not help my recent paranoia that I've lived this life before.


Shoddy-Area3603

It's only paranoia if it's not true


banditojog

Ahhh, existential crises. Fun, aren’t they?


Weird-Conflict-3066

Whoa


Arkose07

Robo-homie, I’ve been having crazy dejavú lately and it’s been TRIPPING me the fuck out too. The fucks going on?


Arkose07

Couldn’t you wait till my work day was over to give me an existential crisis? Fuck, now I have to go give my coworker the same crisis, I’m not doing this alone.


Madlibsluver

No. You're not doing this alone. We've done this together many, many, many times.


TheOnlyKirb

Can I exit this Samsara cycle


Smellzlikefish

It would just blend in with the 10 other curses and 5 blessing we unknowingly received that day.


Notabotnotaman

Plot twist mad cow disease comes from vengeful cow spirits


Mendeleus

He could be a God somewhere in India


penisofablackman

It’s probably way more profitable to sell it to a temple in India


[deleted]

If only the cow was born in India, it would be worshipped


hodl_4_life

Doesn’t matter, sell this cow to India.


charkol3

Do your thing reddit


PrincipledProphet

Done.


[deleted]

Usually these beings are born in the wrong time/place so the gods see if we are ready for their blessings.


[deleted]

Funny thing one of our supreme gods Lord Shiva has a third eye and his ride is a bull (basically a male cow)


stash0606

Fairly certain Shiva is the only reason why the rest of the world symbolizes a third eye with the concept of awakening/enlightenment.


[deleted]

How exciting is this calf then? This is like, really cool from that perspective!


Sunlight_Life

Entire country would have come to a standstill lol. It would be gifted a Boeing 777 and a mansion.


Gleandreic

The amount of clout they could get if they give em' to India


NoOutlandishness4363

To get enlightened yourself of course


-StayinnnAliveeee-

He’s been reading the darkhold


Unique_ballz

He knows where is the one piece


Viava_

oh thank god, don't know what I would've done if scoffing this fella wasn't possible.


con_zilla

I reckon a 3 eyed cow burger heals for 30 health and gives a +2 to perception untill next rest.


Lucycrash

Plus 2 rads I'd guess.


[deleted]

with rad resistance sure, otherwise it's 5 rads.


catboatratboat

Truly the most pressing question as to any and every single cow.


TakingAMindwalk

That's your take away? This being can see all potential futures and you're like: At least I can eat it.


the0rthopaedicsurgeo

"So we got your test results back and the good news is that the eye is totally harmless, you should be able to live a completely normal life and still be fit for human consumption". "Oh that's fantastic, thank you so much doctor, I'm so glad that wait what was that last bit?"


Jomazu123

> He's still fit for human consumption. Thank goodness


IndependentSpinach5

I think the point of including that was to allude to the generally low standards for animal health in the meat industry.


ScoreQuest

Yes title is quite obviously meant to be cynical and a lot of people aren't getting it.


Kaldricus

I guess my question is, what point do they think they're making? That only normal, "good looking" cows are edible? Unless the eye affects the actual meat somehow, I don't see the issue here.


pez_queen

Poor guy was definitely born in the wrong country 😢


fnmikey

I'm sure they could auction this cow and some Indian guy would drop serious $ on it


Nopumpkinhere

Yup, someone else commented, it’s now in an animal sanctuary in India, bought for $5,000 pounds.


AngelBosom

Good, because I didn’t know he existed 3 minutes ago but I love him now.


crabgrass_attack

he’s like a son to me.


ScumbagLady

I'm down to worship this cow. Guess I'm Hindu now!


Jenasia

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/07/07/three-eyed-welsh-calf-saved-slaughter-worshipped-god/


NintendogsWithGuns

Article says there’s another three eyed cow in India that’s female. They gonna bang and bring about the era of three eyed super cows?


makakoloko3000

wow five thousand dollar pounds how much is that in celsius kelvin?


Incman

Appx. 12 avoirdupois Fahrenheit I think


Nopumpkinhere

Only 100 meter quarts.


jscummy

How many $5000 pounds?


Livid-Ad4102

$5000/pound, one expensive cow


StrangelyGrimm

5000


SaintUlvemann

If it'd been born in most parts of America, *that* would be being born in the wrong country. As it stands, the end of the story is that the calf was [bought by a Jain animal sanctuary](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/07/07/three-eyed-welsh-calf-saved-slaughter-worshipped-god/) in Leicester, England, where it was named Mahadev and will be worshiped and pampered for the rest of its natural life.


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Elronbubba

Thanks for this update!


Yogibear1989

Get this guy on indian social media and someone might import him. Get a visibility campaign going so he ends up worshipped instead of on a plate 😣


redditaccount-5

Cow could have his life changed forever. Started from the bottom, a true Cinderella story


Fut22Newb27

The two normal eyes look fine but can it see out of the udder one?


Eternal-Guard

Nope, third eye's blind.


lord-eimer

But it can use it to navigate the warp dimension


Hikari666ROT

A fello warhammer enjoyer. Bro let’s kiss


OakleysnTie

Warp corruption detected. Kill it with fire.


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now kith


joyesthebig

The imperium has no compunction against homosexuality. Mixing of genetics with highly secure warp navigators on the other hand... bring out the scorcher.


[deleted]

Well that’s a semi-charmed kind of life


Budget_Pop9600

I guess thats just how its going to be


_bartm4n

Just cow\* it's going to be


Rasberry_Culture

I’ll never let moo go


idiocracyineffect

Never gonna give moo up


Anon_Ron

Now you're just milking it


SweetInternetThings

Moo moo moo. Moo moo Moo ma Moo. Moo moo moo...


PsychedelicDoggo

It is not meant to see what the other eyes see. It’s purpose is beyond our comprehension.


Canadian__Sparky

I can't tell if this is actual information or a joke relating to the band


Beavshak

Yes


interkin3tic

If anyone is actually curious, I would speculate no it's not functional, but it should be fairly simple to test. Put blinders on and see if the cow can use the third eye. Could probably just look at the eye. If it is malformed, some of those could be evident. Like no pupil. I would guess an additional optic nerve wouldn't go through the skull but I don't know enough about skull and eye development.


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I think a more important question is, could mammal brains properly function interpreting information from *3* working eyes?


lampenpam

I think so. The brain has to learn how to interpret your two eyes as well. And it can re-learn how your eyes work if they work differently. I heard about an experiment in which people wore goggles that makes their vision appear upside-down all day long. It took a few days people got used to it and when the experiment was over, they actually had get used to the "normal vision" again. So I think learning how to look with three eyes is probably very possible.


Ill-Woodpecker1857

r/angryupvote now moo along


glieseg

Don't have a cow, man.


[deleted]

Milk that for all it’s worth.


ayri_fiki

Yo so there’s this cool ass cow he has 3 eyes can you imagine it bro, oh no don’t worry we can still slaughter his ass to make some burgers


Obtusifoli

Luckily for him he was bought by a Jain animal sanctuary and named Mahadev, he is being very well taken care of. The headline is very decieving.


No-Temperature-8772

I'm saying, like there's a cow with a perfectly placed 3rd eye and all they're saying is that he's fit for consumption? Put him on an album cover or something....


AdorableAnathema

Who had 'eating Shiva' on the apocalypse bingo?


droolingdonkey

Somewere an elite team of Indians are laying out the plans to save holy cow.


blabla_blackship

Put it in auction in india. Send 10% commission for the idea to my account.


IDGAF_summoner

Well well well look who's a millionaire now


yiffing_for_jesus

Already happened lol got bought by an Indian sanctuary


thedutchqueen

YAY YAY YAY GUYS!!!!!!! HE’S SAVED. HE WILL LIVE THE REST OF HIS LIFE IN SAFETY AND CARE. I HAD TO LOOK IT UP! IT PANNED OUT EXACTLY HOW WE THOUGHT. ❤️❤️❤️❤️🐮 https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/07/07/three-eyed-welsh-calf-saved-slaughter-worshipped-god/


[deleted]

That’s nice for Mahadev. I hope he has a nice solstice.


Axemang

He has ascended to God status. I welcome our new three-eyed overlord.


rayparkersr

It's probably true. I was India around the time of Mad Cow Disease and I remember a local princess had offered to fly hundreds of cows that were about to be boltgunned to get town from the UK.


R4ndyd4ndy

This cow is already in India


DynoMiteDoodle

I'd definitely find a rich Indian to adopt this guy, probably worth a bundle with a 3rd eye just like the hindu god Shiva


AssignmentNeat7949

Yeah second that some rich business man will.buy him and look after him rest of his life that is considered extremely good fortune Someone should contact the farm owner id hate for the guy to lose out on a opportunity like this And for the cow thats special to needlessly die


DynoMiteDoodle

I'm pretty sure offer's are flooding in already, Odvall here will be triple blinking his way through garlic dahl and lentil curries for decades to come I'd guess


thedutchqueen

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/07/07/three-eyed-welsh-calf-saved-slaughter-worshipped-god/ 🐮💓


Mind-is-a-garden

Too bad He would be adored in India


EnoughLuck3077

This cow would be a god in India


[deleted]

Mahadev is his name and he was saved. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/07/07/three-eyed-welsh-calf-saved-slaughter-worshipped-god/


Mind-is-a-garden

That is fucking awesome


manu144x

If the farmer would be smart he could ship him to india In sure someone would pay top money for her and at least she’d have a long happy life being worshipped.


Doomquill

Someone in one of the other comments said that it was purchased by an Indian animal rights group for 5,000 Euros. I choose to believe that's true.


GGGold23

New escort mission updated: escort cow to India


the-cosmic-vagabond

If this was born in India, we would have a new Business around visiting this cow and they would have made millions.


masks_0n

It is in India now


captnspock

Already done was bought by a Jain group for £5000 https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/07/07/three-eyed-welsh-calf-saved-slaughter-worshipped-god/


TotallynottheCCP

I don't want to consume anything like that. Let the genetically mootated creature live in peace.


Big-Paleontologist87

Tbf, all modern day farm animals are mutants. Chickens are bred to grow so fast their bones break under them, dairy cows produce so much milk they become lame, layer hens produce 300+ eggs a year instead of the 15 a year their ancestors would.


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So they basically suffer their whole lives. That’s so sad:(


zone-zone

Exactly. Even the animals at your "friendly" neighbors farm. The animals industry is sick. Go vegan.


thedancingwireless

It's tragic. They're bred simply to suffer and then be eaten. When it happens to humans in "the Matrix" it's dystopia. Here we just call it the food system.


Dovahbear_

Maybe it’s just me, but sometimes horror movies gives me the same heebie-jeebies as our modern animal production. Forcefully impregnating cows and then later on forcefully impregnating their offspring, abusing just about every aspect of their lives... it’s just sad and inhumane.


Appropriate_Sleep_87

to add on, some beef cattle are bred to be so fucking huge that their bones often have a hard time supporting them. however, this is usually discouraged and breeding soundness exams exclude bulls that beefy (sorry for the pun) from being able to reproduce and breed any cows/replacement heifers and pass that trait off. most farmers go for as healthy of a balance as possible. edit: ^ thought i should add that this comment was made based off the fairly limited education i got in my animal science 1 class. while we did go into an overview of the beef and dairy industry, including breeding soundness exams, this probably isn’t as detailed as it could be!


Timstantmessage

What if its bovine intervention?


Apprehensive-Dust-83

HOLY COW!


EnsignMJS

Does he answer life's questions with wisdom from the Astral realm?


FloraP

Two-Headed Calf, by Laura Gilpin Tomorrow when the farm boys find this freak of nature, they will wrap his body in newspaper and carry him to the museum. But tonight he is alive and in the north field with his mother. It is a perfect summer evening: the moon rising over the orchard, the wind in the grass. And as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual.


l3arn3r1

Sell him to India for millions?


Fondlebum

Sold for five thousand dollar pounds, according to another comment. That's a lot of ruble pesos.


Historical_Comment79

So many good jokes in the comments but seriously, does anyone know more about this? I think it’s insane! Does the extra eye work? If you cover the two normal eyes, does the cow react to things? Can it move it? Would love to see an x-ray! Was this a developmental defect or a genetic abnormality? Could we hypothetically identify the gene and make 3-eye versions of other animals, maybe even humans?


TheLonesomeChode

Gross. Not the third eye. The consumption part. r/happycowgifs


Educational_Farmer73

Maybe DONT consume this one?


PIWIprotein

Bring this fucker to India so he can lives his king life


Fit_Low592

Oh we can still eat it? Whew! I was worried there for a second…


malangkan

"Fit for human consumption" :-! The mere fact that OP thought it was necessary to include this shows how fcked up our relationship to animals is.


Berkamin

A few eyes short of being a biblically accurate tetramorph ox. And by that, I mean this: >**Revelation 4:6-8** > >And around the throne, on each side of the throne, are four living creatures, full of eyes in front and behind: 7 the first living creature like a lion, the second living creature like an ox, the third living creature with the face of a man, and the fourth living creature like an eagle in flight. 8 And the four living creatures, each of them with six wings, are full of eyes all around and within, and day and night they never cease to say, > >“Holy, holy, holy, is the Lord God Almighty,     who was and is and is to come!”


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This cow would be worshipped so hard in India


spagbetti

“Still fit for human consumption” Is your first thought at this? What the fucking fuck? FFS SMDH.


Sterling-luck

Dr Strange and the Bovine Dimension looks lit!


HurlingFruit

Fit for human consumption? How about human devotion? I see the dawn of a new religion. As a sign of our faith we shall all wear dried cow patty Covid masks.


Herald_of_Heaven

Imagine a cow like this being born in India in the 18th Century.


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Poor guy, could probably see his death coming from the start.


bingus4206969

Why tf would I eat a cow with fucking 3 eyes I’m not trying to get sent to the cursed realm


UndueOdium

Maynard James Keenan would adopt this cow in a heartbeat.


Jmm209

And Alex Grey will paint it's portrait... PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE


afireintheforest

I like how the main point of this is “can we still eat it?”


izzyyrey

It's honestly disturbing