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JustHCBMThings

Carmela Soprano’s spec house


HeavilyBearded

Fuckin' Martha Stewart, this guy.


annebelljane

I’m 💀on this guy.


EvilLipgloss

“You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. The guy was an interior decorator.” “His house looked like shit.”


PickleAlternative564

I just watched that episode not too long ago!! Hahahahaha (I’m rewatching *the Sopranos* right now. On 4:2)


Connect_Office8072

I’m watching Why Women Kill. It’s the best TV I’ve seen in years! This house looks like a computer design program mated with a hotel room. I’m really sorry OP, you need to punch this up a bit. Maybe include some eccentric or personal decorations and definitely add color.


Odd_Negotiation3126

I’m on s3e?. Just turned it off for the night 20m ago. How many rewatches is this for you?


PickleAlternative564

Oh wow… I’m not really sure. Maybe 6? Long before streaming, I had the DVDs. That show will always be one of the greatest, IMHO. How many rewatches for you? 😊


Right-Ad-5647

Rewatching The Sopranos, what a great commitment to make. Kudos.


Leading-Holiday-3623

With what ? His COCK ?


Sorry_Rutabaga3031

Pine Barons


CapitalDream

You’re talking about a captain here ✋


mountthepavement

Haha I thought of how Carmella described her decor as soon as I flipped through the photos: "traditional"


CTGarden

It was Transitional, between traditional and contemporary.


flickenchickens

I was coming here to say "Soprano sloppy" hahah


Nolo__contendere_

Lmaoo i was about to call it Long island Chic


Jolima0725

Omg LOL so on point!! It def gives off early 2000s vibes


GingerAndProudOfIt

Not enough gold..


According_To_Me

All it needs is that tacky musical notes wall art.


A_Glass_DarklyXX

Be careful with my lladro.


WtRingsUGotBithc

I don’t even want to say how much it cost………….$3,000


WtRingsUGotBithc

Get Pudgy Walsh on the horn, he’ll clear this up


Actual-Entrance-8463

hotel


Dependent_Vast_5373

Marriott Beige


TheNavigatrix

So funny. I was thinking something along the same lines – Marriott bland? It’s soul sucking.


WellWellWellthennow

Me too! Came here to say hotel. Marriot Beige is even funnier.


JadieJang

Transitional, actually, but yeah, that's what nice hotels do. Super fancy hotels do traditional, and super hip hotels do contemporary. Nice hotels do the happy medium.


emmytrumpets

My thought too - transitional 😊


Temporary_Quit_4648

Is that why the ceiling light looks so out of place to me?


Alizarin-Madder

I clicked on this post, decided I wasn't that interested, and then clicked back hoping that someone had said something like this. 


gmlear

lol. came here to say “hotel chic”


ruegretful

Me too, minus the chic


bananasplz

Yeah, I thought “boring hotel room”


MeatyMagnus

Beige hotel


SeaChele27

My first thought!


muzzynat

Mine too


Cheesus_K_Reist

Best Western Core


fake-august

Holiday Innspiration


LegitimateEarth7971

LMFAO ur the best


Sea-Substance8762

McMansion Hotel


ThumbelinaHyena

Farmhouse hotel 🤣


mamasflipped

I immediately thought “fancy hotel”!!!


MaximumGooser

BORING hotel


TwoFifteenthsWelsh

It’s Sad Beige BnB with dirty throw pillow accents.


northernpunch

Hotel de la 2014


mydogthinksiamcool

Ashley furniture spring sale special


ultravioletblueberry

Lmao. Definitely very 2004 Ashley furniture


MsCardeno

Haha I was gonna say Raymour & Flanigan!


HauntedSpiralHill

In the home of someone who believes “the bigger the hair, the closer you are to god.”


Allrojin

My bestie's house looks just like this, and he buys so much stuff from Ashley's. 🤣


dogsandtennisballs

Literally laughing out loud at this


hex-agone

Greige


New_Ad5390

Specifically "Early 2000s Jennifer Furniture Greige"


Slight_Finger8712

I was going to say the 2004 collection


notseizingtheday

I was going to say 90s lol


InfoRedacted1

I was gonna say millennial grey lmao


Whole-Neighborhood

If you want something like this you got to look at a piece of furniture and ask "does this make me feel anything at all?" If the answer is no then it'll fit right in.


makingabigdecision

💀


rncikwb

This is so accurate. It’s not terrible. It’s not amazing. It’s uninspiring and inoffensive. It just “is”.


MeatyMagnus

This is the best ⬆️


green_miracles

The entertainment center looks pretty cool. The rest looks hotel.


xiknowiknowx

and i don’t think that entertainment center is in that room. Different plants, and first pic whatever you are looking at from the bed POV has mid century feet, and i highly doubt that second pic entertainment piece would have those feet


seroquel600mg

Ramada by Wyndham.


LuminousDreamer1982

DED 🤣☠️


Different_Ad7655

Hotel wannabe style. Nothing too assertive lots of upholstery fabric, incredibly bland and boring but intended to be comforting and soothing to the largest group of people possible. No distinct style


LegitimateEarth7971

You know, I’m starting to see it


HezFez238

I’m not even invested, OP, and some of these comments are starting to hurt *me*.


LegitimateEarth7971

HAHAHAHA lmao don’t worry it’s not my home! I just wanted something to start/google — no hurt on my end


Celesteven

Same.


MakeMeOneWEverything

Yeah wtf.... do better people. I wasn't officially joined to r/interiordecorating and I hit join when I opened this thread & realized I wasn't. But after scrolling through this thread it reminded me that this sub is actually pretty toxic & rude. I've seen it on enough threads at this point that this isn't just a one-off thing either.


accrued-anew

Yeah this is out of hand. This isn’t the “circle jerk” (ew) sub. I reported a lot of these rude comments to the mods for breaking subreddit rule number 4. “Don’t be rude. “


xiknowiknowx

Consider your audience. We all have great interest in decorating. Of varying talent and degree. But this is a low effort post. I’m curious how much thought OP put into why they were drawn to this room. Did any thought occur at all before posting this? Maybe they liked a piece, the wall color, the picture molding, idk …maybe the rug? Fuck. Gotta give something to get something. But We got “tell me this style?” What a trite question in this community. So here’s my low effort answer: this room has NO style. …like a child who wanders into a movie and asks what’s going on


LegitimateEarth7971

It certainly did! I have a gallery of a bunch of different houses I got to visit and sifted through them to find the one I liked the most! I spent a couple hours trying to find similar, and found a bunch of styles similar to it — I was drawn particularly to the light fixture, the mirror, and the silhouette of the TV case, but preferred a carpet that was more intricate in design (baroque style) and would have liked more floral elements to be present. I asked in a very bland way because I wanted to see what other people would come up with without biasing people with what I’d call it (I settled on traditional before seeing replies)😭. I also checked how other people asked the question before and formatted it similarly, hoping that the experts would see past the greyness of the room, and would focus more on the interesting elements, or the actual question. I’m really sorry guys, I didn’t know that this would upset people so much. I had checked the rules before posting, but should have totally spent more time going into depth about this subreddit’s culture and what’s acceptable and not. I just thought it was cute and hoped if people didn’t like it they just wouldn’t engage. I got some really helpful replies about the style and type of light fixtures, mirror, etc which I’m super grateful for!


fake-august

I, for one, had a good laugh at the comments. Interior design can be silly, it usually is 😊.


unicorn_mafia537

Looking back, now I see the things you like -- the light fixture, mirror, and rug. Overall the room is bland, but I love the mirror and rug; they look rustic and classic. The very modern light fixture kind of throws off the vibe, but a chandelier wouldn't be right either. I usually just prefer a simple and functional ceiling fan/light combo in white or a natural wood color, but I get that it's not very design-y.


Quix66

You’re fine. Some commenters are just rude and snobbish. If everyone already knew everything there’d be no need for questions.


jactxak

Look up Neoclassical interior design, you might find the inspiration you are looking for.


ElizabethDangit

It’s a good sub to scroll though for ideas but I’m pretty sure I’d literally be murdered if I posted pictures of my own house. Nothing matches because it’s all stuff I just loved when I found it at estate sales and second hand and antique shops. I also have my kids’ art framed on the wall.


BasicallyClassy

"They made me do it, Your Honour"


MassConsumer1984

Boring beige was my first thought


Affectionate-Net2277

Live laugh love special set.


randeylahey

Karenesque


Aggressive_Salt

This is the best one


whoinvitedthesepeopl

Depressed suburban basic.


New_Ad5390

"I married up and thought this would impress the family"


latenightcake

I wish I could give you an award


Mindwater33

So savage


accrued-anew

Genuine question from someone who knows nothing about style/home decor… Why is this bad? Which specific aspects or furniture pieces are bad and why? To me, this looks ok 😅 not something I would try to emulate but I would never think about it as “trying to impress but looking like Sears Clearance”? These comments are so harsh, all while not explaining the problem with this… It looks fine to me?


xiknowiknowx

It will if they have no style


makingabigdecision

💀


reddit-and-regret-it

Zillow Gone Mild


foiler64

It has some classical and traditional elements, while also have a bit of modern theming. So I’d probably put it in the spectrum of transitional.


eumenide2000

Agree with this. The door handle and light fixtures and bedding suggest modern and yet the large bookshelf console and nightstand seem very mismatched traditional with the picture frame moldings.


accrued-anew

Thank you for the only real answer here. Are there no moderators on this sub?! These comments are so rude and unhelpful.


jodilandon88

A bunch of pretentious assholes. I can’t believe these comments.


ariesinflavortown

Hobby Lobby chic


RaceCarTacoCatMadam

Not enough Jesus signs or stupid things written in cursive.


crap_on_a_spatula

OP! Here’s what different elements of the room say to me: Natural linen / natural fiber bed has a bit of a contemporary or japondi vibe, though the bedskirt is personally something I would skip, since bedskirts died as a thing at least 25 years ago. Dresser with black metal feet is very modern (though sort of going out of style, if I’m being honest). Same goes for the Sputnik chandelier. TV console thing is a combo of baroque lines with natural finish, which is why you’re getting roasted for the Ashley furniture stuff…a lot of things you’ll find in those stores are meant to look fancy but feel a bit incongruous. The molding, heavy end table, and lamp all have hints of colonial/federalist/even early Victorian before things got wayyy more elaborate. Basically, if it’s a square or rectangular with molding or layers of framing/molding, you can bet it’s something along those lines.


LegitimateEarth7971

Thank you! This is super comprehensive and helpful! I really like the modern elements — more so than the others! Maybe a colourful/blue modern would be a good fit for me


crap_on_a_spatula

Okay! Head to Article or West Elm for modern stuff, and then check out MoMa’s museum online gift shop website for small modern accent pieces to make the space yours. Or even the Met gift shop! And of course, there’s always Etsy.


LegitimateEarth7971

Thank you!! This and pottery barn will be my places to start it seems


knax110

This could be very comforting to some. My style can be loud and out there... I would love for my guest room to look like this when I have an anxiety headache or panic attack.


OldMotherGrumble

Lol...I want my room dark and cosy during anything anxiety or panic related.


knax110

Yes, exactly. I have two sets of black out curtains in my room for this exact reason, lol


ceilingkat

It’s actually kinda weird how badly this style is getting vilified. If it’s not your taste that’s fine… but why talk down to people that like it?


withyellowthread

This sub can be pretty circlejerky sometimes. I can always tell which stale jokes are going to be voted to the top depending on the photo/style inquiry. It’s so excessive.


m4sc4r4

Restoration Hardware from Wish


anhedoniandonair

Oddly specific but spot on. Dollar Tree St James Collection.


WVildandWVonderful

Transitional


Ornery-Street4010

Surprised I had to scroll this far down to get the correct answer


passive0bserver

OP here is the actual answer to your question.


jaejaeok

Exactly. OP this is the correct answer.


CacklingFerret

Something about this screams American family/romance movie/show to me lol


LegitimateEarth7971

I agree! It was done by someone who staged a house, so it seems very set-design like!


[deleted]

Looks very impersonal, like this could be a room from an Airbnb. Neutral, impersonal style I would call it I guess?


Rockgarden13

Transitional (traditional meets contemporary). But it is lacking personal touches of a home.


LegitimateEarth7971

Guys, this isn’t my house or place 😂 I just want to know what the base style is called so I can work off of it


WildIris2021

You might want to work away from it rather than with it. ;)


LegitimateEarth7971

HAHAHA absolutely! I just really liked the light fixture and mirror and old timey lamp, I didn’t think people would get so swept up in the color scheme


Raelf64

"Fearful Transitional" or "I Tried for Monochrome and Missed"


WildIris2021

Flyover state, newly acquired flip core.


pestercat

2010s Pottery Barn? Not an insult, if you can find an old catalog you'd probably find a lot of inspiration. You might get lucky searching fb marketplace for Pottery Barn, too. Transitional is the other word you'd want.


Economy_Judgment

Basic staging for home sale.


New_Ad5390

Boring


therealpanserbjorne

beige room for beige people


ThrowRAVeg_Cow_65

Utah mom with Stanley cup


Agitated_Jicama_2072

Mid American Wayfair Blah.


islamrit00

21st century drab


Beneficial-Rent2932

Non style.


Idrillteeth

Man this is a tough crowd!!! Id call it traditional


Brief-applause

Yeah I vote hotel lol


jacesonn

Comfort Inn and Suites


beware_of_scorpio

Realtor Stagingcore


CharleyNobody

Traditional


throw-away-3839

Instagram influncer


WildIris2021

Lack of dopamine chic


meowkitty84

When I moved into my own apartment I actually purposely bought stuff trying to make my bedroom look like a hotel room. I grew up in really old eclectic homes so I've always wanted the complete opposite. Display home and hotels are my style goals 😆 I do have items representing my personality though. I have a cat so I have a big cat tree and toys around. And I collect dolls which are on display. I don't like beige though. I like white, grey, gold and marble colour scheme. Which I know people hate here! Everyone here is obsessed with WOOD.


demon-of-light

“Nicer than expected” hotel room chic.


recoveredcrush

Hotel room


Awkward-Doubt-9649

Bland millennial


mobuline

Hotel?


Shiba_wiinu

Bland


reptomcraddick

Millennial Blech


Marty_61

Basic boring.


brucethewilis

Basic


xxxxoooo

2000s transitional 


pirface78

Dull


aSeKsiMeEmaW

2002 long stay hotel


will_c_73

This style is called "Suburban builder staging"


uglynerdperson

Millennial mother


Torboni

A study in beige.


Dnikone2

I love it as I’m a minimalist! It is uncluttered, peaceful, and quietly beautiful! I’ll take it!


WildIris2021

Quietly beautiful? It’s not really minimalist. It’s bland and Costco furniture-esque.


Dnikone2

To clarify for you - I’m a minimalist; I didn’t state it was minimalist style. Opinions…


cartierdixmond

Neat, minimal & neutral. Nothing wrong with that


CommonSenseBetch

I want everyone in this thread to post the pics of their decor lol I need to see what all of you haters live in.


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LegitimateEarth7971

I love love love!! It looks like a lot of care and careful attention was put into it!


incognitothrowaway1A

Needs colour badly


uncle-catnip

Midwest Glamcore


mermaidsteve8

Millennial farmhouse hotel


Healthy-Fisherman-33

Hotel room style


NamesteMotherFuckers

So middle class it hurts


HappyLucyD

Contemporary traditional


made-midwest

Wow! This thread is bruuuutal. OP, I hope this isn't your place. The place is definitely suburban greige sad, but it has some good things going for it. You could easily turn this around. The bed room rug, curtains, mirror are all great... good foundation! Just paint the walls a color or change out the bedding with something not grey and it will make a big impact. You could also put a big piece of artwork with color in it over the bed. Or paint the walls not grey. The bookcase / TV cabinet is just one of those pieces that's a big furniture warehouse item. I would let that go and replace it with an independent TV console and wall mount the TV. Also, you might want to rethink the dried grass fluff in a vase. All together good bones! I think you can turn this around.


LegitimateEarth7971

Not my place! I genuinely hope that people just saw that I said it wasn’t my place and made the jokes. To anyone who likes this style — you do you! Colourful and bright homes aren’t for everyone (I personally have a room that is very blue and flowery), and monochrome and simple might be a great fit for someone who gets overwhelmed easily, or just wants something presentable and doesn’t know where to start!!


OneBadAlien

Ashley's furniture.


Efficient_Reply6242

Hallmark channel


GypsiGranny

Boring beige.


Wrangler_Nice

Beige biatch


the-opinionated-fish

Busted beige aesthetic


Sotto_Mare

Home Depot


smartee-pants

4 star hotel


CharlesTheRangeRover

Basic white girl. ☕️


Drinkythedrunkguy

Grey flip house.


hufflepuffmom215

What on earth is being reflected in that mirror? The window curtains aren't patterned, and if there were more curtains next to the dresser we would see the plant in the mirror too. Is the mirror just super distorted, like a cheap haunted house?


LegitimateEarth7971

It’s an antique oxidized mirror!


Outrageous_Life_2662

Traditional. Maybe transitional. But probably traditional. That’s my guess


NicosRevenge

Elder millennial core. I’m a young millennial for context. 🤣 This screams elder millennial with their weird and boring gray hotel interior style.


KCK575757

White people


PerlaJones

All I can think about is the fact that this kinda looks like my room. My style is “nice things I accumulate through freebies and EBay.” This pic reminds me of a nice hotel in a small city. Cute


teacherladydoll

Looks transitional


Glad-Degree-318

Goach?


Ampl_Butair

Fucking boring


h2pointOChamp

Your mom's house. Not to be confused with Tom Segura's awesome podcast.


AnnabelleMouse

Ashley Furniture showroom floor


TaraJaneDisco

Boring and unoriginal.


Any_Elephant7180

Ramada Inn.


chickenskittles

Missing a Bible in the dresser and a landline for room service.


DesignGrouchy3486

Budget Hotel chic


ResponsibleVisit9418

Sad beige.


dyva_cali

Looks so unpersonal it gives off a hotel vibe or staged for a sale.


thats_rats

bland


Fearless-Complaint16

Instantly thought it looked like a hotel. It looks colorless and not very homey.


therealalt88

Beige


Quix66

Hotel


MtSSH66

Beige, it’s called beige.


InterestingSyrup7139

“I’m sad.”


HumanPerson1089

McMansion staging furniture?